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  • Опубликовано: 8 янв 2022
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Комментарии • 591

  • @BlargMyShnoople
    @BlargMyShnoople  2 года назад +791

    Subscribe for lab grown donkle kang

    • @nathowsl6435
      @nathowsl6435 2 года назад +8

      Donkle Kang is now my backround

    • @Einsteinmusic
      @Einsteinmusic 2 года назад +3

      How long do they take to grow, my friend?

    • @fatfr0g570
      @fatfr0g570 2 года назад +2

      Joe Dirt DVD

    • @maximumfilms7458
      @maximumfilms7458 2 года назад +1

      I've been subbed for years, where's my fucking donkle kang

    • @nathowsl6435
      @nathowsl6435 2 года назад +1

      @@maximumfilms7458 I got a picture of you need it my boi😂

  • @jacobkean03
    @jacobkean03 2 года назад +397

    “Doo you suck at every video game you’ve ever played”
    Doo: *plugs in guitar hero with malicious intent*

    • @sulukaa8980
      @sulukaa8980 Год назад +4

      Yes

    • @akaoniryuu4564
      @akaoniryuu4564 6 месяцев назад +2

      Buddy 😎

    • @doodlebobbeh8836
      @doodlebobbeh8836 5 месяцев назад +1

      Casually FCs Soulless V

    • @tirefish
      @tirefish 2 месяца назад

      I don't know why I read that as "plays guitar hero with malicious face"

  • @Ricefox21
    @Ricefox21 2 года назад +138

    Nogla Rage: “D. N. F. DUMB AS FUCK”
    Blarg Calm: “Oh Dumb as fuck”

  • @ValerieTemptation
    @ValerieTemptation 7 месяцев назад +82

    “Santa is invading Palestine” did not age well.

    • @loganciesla4652
      @loganciesla4652 2 месяца назад +3

      santa isreal

    • @M00NQUITE
      @M00NQUITE Месяц назад +1

      been happening for decades now, its not new news. its just recently gotten so much worse

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 Месяц назад +2

      I would say it's aged beautifully 😂

    • @Ungwolop-bh3qe
      @Ungwolop-bh3qe 18 дней назад

      Yeah that's exactly what I was thinking

  • @nighthawk-walz2594
    @nighthawk-walz2594 2 года назад +105

    “Pretending to be a new member of the kkk but actually being a grand master wizard”
    Man this episode of Undercover Boss hit different

  • @onenormalorca
    @onenormalorca 2 года назад +381

    *DNF*
    “Oh welp dumb as fuck”
    That Nogla clip inspired many.

    • @Serpent947
      @Serpent947 2 года назад +18

      Was hoping someone else caught that

    • @LilOkBc
      @LilOkBc Год назад +2

      Yeah I remember that clip 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

  • @NotSoFrozen
    @NotSoFrozen 2 года назад +307

    5:42 Damn Yumi didn't have to come at us like that...

    • @whatdawhatgaming
      @whatdawhatgaming 2 года назад +20

      personelly attacked, character assassination

    • @nekos_4ever900
      @nekos_4ever900 2 года назад +15

      I mean it's true

    • @cursedcat9557
      @cursedcat9557 2 года назад +13

      At least we have our homies
      buying chocolate for ourselves is better than giving some else chocolate

    • @_JamesMorrell_
      @_JamesMorrell_ 2 года назад +3

      @@cursedcat9557 I assure you the non virgin losers will also still be buying chocolate for themselves

    • @riky4president
      @riky4president 2 года назад +6

      Eeeeeemotional damage

  • @chemicalbean
    @chemicalbean 2 года назад +238

    "oh liberal smoothie" man Soup be dropping bars left right and center. Mostly right, lmao

    • @albadude1922
      @albadude1922 2 года назад +17

      Soup has better bars than my dads jail cell

    • @sidestep5435
      @sidestep5435 2 года назад +12

      Better bars than MY jail cell

    • @slaxkaz
      @slaxkaz 2 года назад +11

      He has better bars than the metal bar my dad beats the shit out of me with

    • @prmafrozt2943
      @prmafrozt2943 2 года назад +4

      6:34 (Where the liberal smoothie lies)

    • @bandoo1882
      @bandoo1882 2 года назад

      underrated line from this video lmao

  • @avgjoegaming8271
    @avgjoegaming8271 2 года назад +757

    You'd think with everyone having a raid sponsor I'd remember how much to skip it

    • @LtTacobell
      @LtTacobell 2 года назад +6

      same

    • @James.D.B.
      @James.D.B. 2 года назад +39

      Usually they go from 90 (1 minute 30) to 140 (2 minutes 20) seconds

    • @darkfur18
      @darkfur18 2 года назад +17

      spoiler alert, "SponsorBlock"

    • @dragonmeister1991
      @dragonmeister1991 2 года назад +26

      I watch the entire thing for Blarg

    • @James.D.B.
      @James.D.B. 2 года назад +39

      @@dragonmeister1991 Fair enough, though he does get payed so long as it's in the video regardless of whether people skip that segment or not

  • @decasuffrage9021
    @decasuffrage9021 5 месяцев назад +33

    damn that santa is invading palestine joke aged like fine wine

    • @M00NQUITE
      @M00NQUITE Месяц назад

      its been happening for like 30-40 years so its not new news, isreal just started doing much worse stuff recently

  • @tricky1506
    @tricky1506 3 месяца назад +11

    5:34 that became scarily relevant...

  • @chazpooda
    @chazpooda 4 месяца назад +15

    2 years later that Israelite Santa didn’t age too well 😭😭

    • @M00NQUITE
      @M00NQUITE Месяц назад +1

      i mean its been happening for like 40 years so its not new

  • @arkovi3643
    @arkovi3643 2 года назад +26

    "If you told me a mobile game had 500 champions, I'd probably assume it's the same character reskinned over and over..."
    As someone who finally cracked and played Raid, I can confirm that ALOT of the characters are reskins.

  • @masonsmith4572
    @masonsmith4572 2 года назад +44

    8:21 y’all actually gave a lot of people encouragement or made them uncomfortable just then and it was the best 😂😂😂

  • @nathowsl6435
    @nathowsl6435 2 года назад +251

    Blarg funny moments! It’s a good Sunday when blarg uploads :DD

    • @samsnyder1946
      @samsnyder1946 2 года назад +4

      It’s a good Sunday when your in it baby😊🥵❤️

    • @nathowsl6435
      @nathowsl6435 2 года назад +2

      @@samsnyder1946 😳😳😳

  • @pandareijgah3820
    @pandareijgah3820 2 года назад +45

    0:16 well, Dooo *did* serve the lord's chicken

  • @xyztyzyxnova6923
    @xyztyzyxnova6923 2 года назад +52

    I couldnt even see my screen from all the tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. This is by far the funniest video ever posted on the internet and im pretty sure my entire family could hear me laughing my ass off

    • @lobstereddie9296
      @lobstereddie9296 2 года назад +2

      I could jot relate to that more lmao

    • @HandiApp
      @HandiApp 2 года назад

      Not funny

    • @lobstereddie9296
      @lobstereddie9296 2 года назад +3

      @@HandiApp that sir/ma'am is why comedy is subjective

    • @HandiApp
      @HandiApp 2 года назад

      @@lobstereddie9296 comedy is a myth

  • @sparton1o185
    @sparton1o185 2 года назад +4

    My response to 6:00
    I ain't single buy choice I just got no fucking game 🤣🤣

  • @T-RentSchwandt9091
    @T-RentSchwandt9091 2 года назад +5

    17:55
    THE JUNGLE BOOK JOKE GOT ME HYPERVENTILATING WITH LAUGHTER 😂🤧😭🤧😂

  • @declangriebenow4388
    @declangriebenow4388 2 года назад +5

    9:09 answer to that question
    Yes yes I have 🤣🤣
    Ain't nothing more funnier then when you hitting it from the back and Matt starts to freak out during game play 🤣🤣

  • @ancientdwarf7009
    @ancientdwarf7009 2 года назад +14

    5:50 damn Yumi, you’re right but damn

  • @abone1833
    @abone1833 8 месяцев назад +2

    Decided to watch this and the jokes line up perfectly with the current events ahhh isreal jokes.

  • @ku7a94
    @ku7a94 2 года назад +18

    This makes dealing with booster shot side effects much better

    • @its1899
      @its1899 2 года назад

      bruh imagine having side effects from covid vaccine

    • @rohanphilip491
      @rohanphilip491 2 года назад

      @@its1899 the booster shot was hellish for some reason, but even though i had no symptoms from the first 2 doses

    • @albadude1922
      @albadude1922 2 года назад

      Enjoy bill gates’ 5g chip liberal

    • @rohanphilip491
      @rohanphilip491 2 года назад

      @@albadude1922 i mean if you’re gonna use that argument, you’re phone already does that, and if they are tracking us through the vaccine, does it even matter since they would already have the info? I mean if they already do, hell i would consider it a win since they are just getting us immunity either way

  • @AvaTheTwilightZone
    @AvaTheTwilightZone 2 года назад +6

    10:05 I love the "dnf, dumb as fuck" reference 😂😂😂

  • @McDoobis
    @McDoobis 2 года назад +12

    Why did Dooo's "Woah, dude!" sound so genuine tho

  • @smoozies9794
    @smoozies9794 2 года назад +43

    you know its a good day when blarg uploads

  • @thewitchswart3050
    @thewitchswart3050 2 года назад +3

    21:20 Grandmas Sedan drifting around delivering tofu to all the naughty goons of this world.

  • @AMoistEggroll
    @AMoistEggroll 2 года назад +17

    Never in my years of subbing to Blarg, Soup, and Dooo have I heard Dooo tilted to the point that he becomes an elderly man that hates racing! Timestamp 12:48

  • @Zenny00
    @Zenny00 8 месяцев назад +4

    “Santa is in Isreal”
    “Santa is invading palestine”
    💀

  • @colinswanson2820
    @colinswanson2820 2 года назад +4

    I actually had tears rolling down my face when soup said “OHHH LIBERAL SMOOTHIE”

  • @lord_touchme
    @lord_touchme 2 года назад +5

    Thank You, Blarg. From start to go I enjoyed

  • @legendwingz0161
    @legendwingz0161 2 года назад +4

    Sunday GTA content! Some of my favorite stuff right here.

  • @timothyphillips9787
    @timothyphillips9787 2 года назад +8

    This was the most I’ve laughed in a very long time thank you🤝

  • @tempest7785
    @tempest7785 2 года назад +3

    22:11 threw me off so much. I don’t know what I was expecting but it wasn’t that. Had me laughing for a solid 5 minutes.

  • @Facethatsad
    @Facethatsad 4 месяца назад +1

    Three years later still single for valentines day watching these vids

  • @danielmartin5962
    @danielmartin5962 2 года назад +6

    I'm home sick with covid and the idea of doo with a grill and dreadlocks being "the coolest mf" just made me laugh so hard I couldn't breath lol

  • @marwanaljohary7615
    @marwanaljohary7615 2 года назад +12

    It's about time we get balrg over the 1 Mil line.

    • @HenryDaNinth
      @HenryDaNinth Год назад

      The ballrg is rolling quickly my friends

  • @Valentune2
    @Valentune2 Год назад +2

    He really got me with all of our virgin nerd fans will be alone on valentines day💀

  • @jdleviathan6319
    @jdleviathan6319 Год назад +1

    I’m so glad I can rewatch this video, it’s been a while since I had a good laugh like this

  • @ginger_nosoul
    @ginger_nosoul 2 года назад +4

    I like the editor was like "better sensor the word gay but im ok with isis" 😂😂

    • @dylan_hooker
      @dylan_hooker 2 года назад

      well isis isn’t rlly an offensive word lol

    • @ginger_nosoul
      @ginger_nosoul 2 года назад +2

      @@dylan_hooker sounds like a personal problem

  • @minorityboi2126
    @minorityboi2126 2 года назад +2

    I was watching Puffer, then I got a notification for Blarg, and here we are

  • @user-xn8xh5cw5c
    @user-xn8xh5cw5c 8 месяцев назад +1

    yet again a amazing video so good I watched it end to finish

  • @Captain_Garchomp
    @Captain_Garchomp 2 года назад +3

    I love how Soup can go from saying the most fuck-shit thing ever to, "wait wait hold up what did *YOU* just say". Like he hasn't said anything stupid yet

  • @MaztRPwn
    @MaztRPwn 2 года назад

    Soup talking about ‘some kid getting recruited so don’t stress out’ is big facts and hit me hard. Comin from a dude in the Navy, there’s lots of ppl with no problems and I’m lookin at em on Twitter & RUclips comments like, “Nigga shut up. Do my job for a month and tell me wassup bout some dumb shit”. 🤣 🤣

  • @koablantz6327
    @koablantz6327 2 года назад +2

    50M Nuggets. (590 calories per 10piece) that amounts to about 5M 10peice boxes. meaning, that those people would have to eat about 13,698 10 peice chicken nuggets every single day. For a total of over 80M Calories every single day.

  • @grizzlymalibu2057
    @grizzlymalibu2057 2 года назад +1

    If Blarg was santa he would be SANDta

  • @DaemoniumRex118
    @DaemoniumRex118 4 месяца назад +3

    watching this a few days before valentines, just got called out by a 2 year old video

  • @zr_3757
    @zr_3757 2 года назад +1

    22:50 Good news, there are actually multiple of those, they're all PvE and a few of them are actually really good

  • @thatirishpotato6731
    @thatirishpotato6731 2 года назад +1

    at 21:27 i expected yumi to say "I have a fun fact about dimentia, I have a fun fact about dementia, I have a fun fact-"

    • @tempest7785
      @tempest7785 2 года назад

      Same. Thought it was gonna be either that or “hold on I forgot”

  • @dauntlessnicholas1672
    @dauntlessnicholas1672 2 года назад +1

    How the fuck does one get out so many jokes out to fill a 23 minute video holy shit. These guys are comedy gold and goal

  • @georgewendell
    @georgewendell 2 года назад

    I love watching all blargs videos from start to go

  • @genjicarry3720
    @genjicarry3720 2 года назад

    this has to be the first video that made me laugh this hard in a while

  • @lascrannon
    @lascrannon 2 года назад

    A Blarg Video on my Birthday? This is great!

  • @meltingautumn867
    @meltingautumn867 2 года назад +1

    this video is one of the funniest videos ive seen in a while. from end to finish i was laughing.

  • @firewolf905
    @firewolf905 2 года назад

    This is one of the funniest shits I’ve seen in quite a long time and I mean as of now of the whole year. This made me laugh non stop. So funny

  • @DatShadowWolf
    @DatShadowWolf 2 года назад

    Funny moments POG owo

  • @HughJanus930
    @HughJanus930 4 месяца назад +1

    This whole video has aged perfectly

  • @johnchiampi175
    @johnchiampi175 2 года назад +1

    Best video I’ve watched all day

  • @nog0dsnomasters
    @nog0dsnomasters 2 года назад +2

    So y'all were wondering if anyone lost their virginity to your videos?
    I actually did. It was Blarg's best of 2019 video.
    You're welcome, boys.

  • @Hoplasa
    @Hoplasa 2 года назад

    twas a good video, from the end to finish

  • @brandonjohnson1794
    @brandonjohnson1794 2 года назад +3

    6:55. here to confirm he exists. I had a HS history teacher named Mr. Humphrey, exact same spelling as to caption

  • @BTTRSWYT
    @BTTRSWYT Год назад +1

    soup was kinda popping off with the funny word moments

  • @shadowthehedgehog4737
    @shadowthehedgehog4737 4 месяца назад +1

    I've burped up foam before. It's usually after I drink a soda after working hard.

  • @TheIrishman32711
    @TheIrishman32711 2 года назад +2

    21:40 no bs I had a relative with dementia and I never saw her look up once

  • @cletusmcfetus
    @cletusmcfetus 2 года назад

    I loved this whole video from start to go

  • @NicotheTemplarTerminator
    @NicotheTemplarTerminator 2 года назад +1

    FRUG TIME LADS!!!! 🐸

  • @ManiacX1999
    @ManiacX1999 2 года назад +1

    For that Mark Wahlberg story, he was 17 and he was charged with another similar crime when he was 15

  • @Sussy_Sturmtiger
    @Sussy_Sturmtiger 2 года назад

    I love these videos lol

  • @TheFedgog
    @TheFedgog 2 года назад

    blarg man never fail to make i laugh, good video, big like

  • @jesusjimenez2066
    @jesusjimenez2066 2 года назад

    Blarg on trending nice!!!

  • @redneckoutofasuit
    @redneckoutofasuit 2 года назад

    This was the funniest video in a while imo

  • @T-Jay
    @T-Jay 2 года назад

    Man i love sunday blarg

  • @gearsofawesome4
    @gearsofawesome4 2 года назад +1

    10:05 Oh he said it! he said the line! Nogla get the camera!

  • @patricfriberg2678
    @patricfriberg2678 2 года назад +1

    i rewatched this while having bruised/cracked ribs, DO NOT DO THAT. hurt like hell from laughing till i started coughing, and the coughing felt like i was beating my chest like tarzan.

  • @lukehasenwinkel2564
    @lukehasenwinkel2564 2 года назад

    Congrats on making trending blarg

  • @damianbunnell5677
    @damianbunnell5677 2 года назад

    yessir i’ve done it to your videos multiple of occasions 😂

  • @laynewilkinson8815
    @laynewilkinson8815 2 года назад

    watching this while in class is one of the hardest things I think I have ever done

  • @sxlf_rulxd1315
    @sxlf_rulxd1315 2 года назад

    I pretty much stay waiting for the next Blarg upload.

  • @itisdanmoore
    @itisdanmoore 2 года назад +1

    The thumbnail alone guarantees this to be a good video

  • @Turtle_Inc
    @Turtle_Inc 2 года назад +1

    8:00 what a video to go trending 😂

  • @fahad_badr
    @fahad_badr 2 года назад +1

    i laughed way too hard at this

  • @faterayne7048
    @faterayne7048 2 года назад +1

    blarg your on trendinggg

  • @harutatsumi3690
    @harutatsumi3690 2 года назад

    Hello sponsor frog!
    I laughed so hard at this video that I had to put it on pause since I couldn't see the screen because I started tearing up from laughing so much

  • @bigguy4457
    @bigguy4457 2 года назад +1

    Bruh I was playing forza while listening to this and at 18:17 I honest to god thought that was an actual ad for a sec

  • @i_am_sketchy
    @i_am_sketchy 2 года назад +1

    15:05
    Doo: Master Ree-
    Subtitles: Master McNasty.
    Me: Damn you didn't have to do him dirty like that chief-

  • @Tea_Sea69420
    @Tea_Sea69420 2 года назад

    Thank you blarge

  • @mrwisher1250
    @mrwisher1250 2 года назад

    yoooooo blarg on da trending

  • @NRGEngineer
    @NRGEngineer 2 дня назад

    Ah yes, you sounded so thrilled to be sponsored by RAID 😂

  • @MyGreatCreation
    @MyGreatCreation 2 года назад

    I burp up foam whenever I microwave a snow globe, crack it open and add some ramen noodles and eat it for dinner.

  • @elisolomon2114
    @elisolomon2114 2 года назад

    Love keep op the great videos

  • @ryanbgaming373
    @ryanbgaming373 Год назад

    End to finish had me sent😂

  • @KisaWorld
    @KisaWorld 2 года назад +1

    Mr. Humphrey was my history teacher, he is a strange character too. His meme in early 00's was him in snow shirtless and shorts makinga funny pose and us kids loved he liked his weirdness. Yes, he has a wife.
    Yes. They did the humpy

  • @bloodyrose7252
    @bloodyrose7252 2 года назад +1

    Cant believe I just smiled on a Monday 0:14

  • @sirkelendor5429
    @sirkelendor5429 2 года назад

    Im so glad someone explained what the hydras heads do in their sponsership segment

  • @pugryan888
    @pugryan888 2 года назад

    "Pug me" alright, I'm here. What ya need?😂

  • @sealover7134
    @sealover7134 2 года назад +2

    9:34 I am angry, that you people missed that Popeye reference, like come on man. XD

  • @oskarmakuch31
    @oskarmakuch31 2 года назад

    RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!!!! Lets GOOOOO

  • @aliteralmosquito.7450
    @aliteralmosquito.7450 2 года назад

    Imma watch this with a smile on my face and a Donkey Kong on my shirt.

  • @gusjones5609
    @gusjones5609 2 года назад

    Nice a blorg video

  • @beltbobby3018
    @beltbobby3018 2 года назад

    Very epic