Footballer Gets a Real Job
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- Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
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He will give it his all for 90 minutes.
20 minutes faking injuries, 30 arguing with customers/the staff, 20 minutes of fixing his clothes and hair. A few breaks to drink water or pour it on to his head. And finally a bit of spitting and doing that gross nose thing. But he will be worth every penny of that salary. 😅
Should have done the water thing damn
😂😂😂
The arguing part could be useful. Working in the complaints department?
😅🤣
But in the end he scores (a big sale) and gets to renew his contract for another season.
"It's always been a dream of mine to work for Denahy's Electrical Wholesalers" 🤣🤣
Said with a straight facw
@@foilarmsandhog Indeed. Perfection. 🤣
His boyhood electrical wholesaler, I'm sure
The penalties reaction is precious. I feel the nightmare of missed penalties past.
We all have our sporting regrets
@@foilarmsandhogsome involve picnic tables.
@@foilarmsandhogNo regrets mate, what're you on about!?
Hey, ankles are a real issue if he’s going to work 7 and a half hours
Its a valid point
Ankles and knees, that is!
Sketch Idea: The Snob in a hospital bed
The Snob at date.
I like that!
Ok
Good idea
Brilliant.
1:34 Nice to see Hog stepping in from the Guy Ritchie Cinematic Universe
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you mean? I understood him!!!
@@vicentesampedroburgos6601 Lmao so did I
Very good impersonation. “Maybe it’s because I'm a Londoner ………”
He did it! Barry became a football star! Anne will be so proud. Amazing to be watching the sketch from Dublin lads, can't wait to see you live on 7th!
Paid in nuggets
😂 And penguins for every horrifying penalty scored
29 thousand nuggets a year sounds great.
@@Jim.Mohammad.Everymanno Magnums! They’re posher🤣
Anne's happy that away matches will keep him from coming over and checking the fridge.
Math Skills:
I can calculate large numbers but only regarding my salary
2:00 “What do you mean, it’s only a name badge? Where’s me number?”
Next door neighbour is a pro-footballer (goalkeeper) for our town’s team. Only 24 years old but his retirement plans are either history teacher or golf coach 🤷♀️ (no pressure though, he paid his house off aged 22)
Oh wow!!
Honestly I'm not surprised. They already hand out really good money to those lads in some 4th leage team. Not to the girl's teams though 😑
A lot of young kids can be quite stupid with their money though, when it suddenly starts rolling and seemingly will never end.
Someone who paid off their house and has a backup job plan in place to any degree already feels more responsible than a lot of them
@@frosthammer917more to the point, someone living in a regular house and not a rented mansion.
Goalkeepers are usually the smarter ones! Think the PFA and the FA are getting so much better about trying to educate the young players that they need back up plans.
Wonderful teamwork here from FAH. Foil's incredibly well played confusion forms the basis of this move. He passes the ball to Arms whose witty wordplay gets the ball into the 18-yard box and... What's that, an insane cross to Hog, who appeared out of nowhere and GOAL. That's another win for FAH.😂
Great comment, beautiful work! 👏👏👏👏
😂😂😅
Love it! 😂❤
As a football player, I think he calculated that annual salary a bit too fast…😂
I think football players are good with salary calculations
Multiply by 100
And halve it.
Two easy steps
And you can reverse order.
29 / 2 = 14,5
14 * -100 = 1.400
Congrats Lads! Today, you reached 300 million views on your RUclips channel! Happy days! Remember the Hogwash gig in Berlin in Oct '22? That was the day you reached 200M, 515 days ago. On to the next 100M!
Ahhh so proud 🥺🤩❤️
Oh thats cool thanks!
Not at all scary.
Nice to see you back with new stats! :)
Hog sounds like he’s about to say “My name is Michael Caine I am a nosy neighbour”
Absolutely
😂 Michael Paine, it was. Classic sketch.
He nearly fell off the bleddy chair
Ah brilliant 😂 It's witty, it's silly, the acting and accents are on point, I love it.
Have a wonderful day!
Thanks Emily!
Ah this really made me laugh. I always ask in interviews what are your weaknesses. I would love someone to say ankles! I’d probably hire them on the spot!
But then what do you do with that information?? 😂
@@SamFAHntha Fist pump them and make reasonable adjustments for the ankles?!
@@heather5494 Okay that sounds less weird than I thought it would be. Though I am a little curious about what adjustments you'd need to make...
I will say it next time
@@heather5494 You'd make reasonable adjustments? I kinda want to work for you in future now! LOL!
When my son was still at university he took half a year off to work as a picker at Amazon. After a week he told me he now knows exactly why he's spending 4 years of hard work studying for an engineering degree. Today he's a mid-level engineer in a cushy job with all the perks at a civil engineering company and whenever he feels job stress he reminds himself of his time at Amazon. That brightens up his day again.
me did work the summers at university as a truck driver in retail delievery...jepp, I know what you're talking about
When i was a child, my dad told me: "pay attention in school, so you can work with your head instead of your hands like me, when you grow up".
And i wittnessed the toll hard manual labour outside takes on people over the years, and most of his collegues getting heart problems thanks to it. I did pay attention in school as good as i could, and as much as i enjoy the odd small manual labour i still do at work, it's nice to seldom expererience extreme heat or cold and wind in my engineering job and to not have to lift heavy things all the time under time pressure.
(Picked a job where the engineers do not just sit in an office all the time. We do have to make things ourselves, but when it's outside, most of the time we can only do the outside things when the weather is good enough so we can even reach the sites.)
Pretty common, i worked as a drivers mate (basically unloaded lorries) as a graduate as no jobs, studied to become a financial advisor as we drove around delivering flour and became fully qualified. At 25 I made over 10k in a month for the first time which was in the year 2000. I believe the drivers mate job in 1995 or so was paying about 4 quid an hour. Now i make 10k in a day. The thing is some people are destined to peak in those jobs, which is brutal, i do not envy them.
That's first world stuff definitely, engineers in Soviet Union were a running joke, as in "engineer bought a single serving of caviar and starved to death in a week" they had lowest salaries of all, especially compared to elite jobs like warehouse manager (free food to steal) and street sweeper (they got free apartments). I wonder if it's still the same in 90% of the world that doesn't earn like Western countries?
Agents look and sound so much like gangsters! “Ow about lawyers?” Great sketch!
Parking a bus is really impressive in my eyes. Such a pity he won't need that ability here.;)
THANK HOG IT'S THURSDAY, IT'S BEEN TOO LONG! 🤣
And this is another banger lads! Omg I'm still laughing 😂😂😂
You might* get some coherent thoughts later, but for now I'm pressing replay 😂
*don't count on it.
Okay Sam, ill settle for no guff from you this morning
“Wha-?”
facial expressions on point 😄
I even cracked foil
Whatever that agent said, it worked!!! 😂 Lad got the job with zero qualifications 😂
What do you mean no qualifications?? I bet he could run really fast. That's... pretty cool....
@@SamFAHntha Yes, and he'll be pretty good at simulating injuries either. That's a football must.
He would argue and get better deals, else, he'll fake an attack or injury and threaten to sue
Haha love the accent on Hog
I couldnt keep a straight face
The gangster who can't pronounce his H's - left behind a life of crime to become....a football manager
"Do you have a driver's license?"
"No, but I CAN park the bus."
Genius.
Another one Americans have to google to get. I actually thought he was talking about the team bus or something. :)
@@remycallie Lol and I'm American and a soccer fan so I got it right away
@@SuperJNG18 Yes, but the intersection of those two categories is relatively small and 1/3 of those are Latino so maybe not watching FAH. :)
I love how Hog's accent is on point 😂😂
Foil does pull off that gold shirt really well. It’s a very tricky colour, you know.
@PokhrajRoy Forget about the shirt, those big baby blue eyes are gorgeous!!
Haha I love how he still gives him the job anyway 😂
Theyre desperate
🤣🤣🤣🇿🇦 @@foilarmsandhog
This is great. Hog was was an unexpected surprise! Love his accent.
The most unrealistic part is that he could approximately calculate the "yearly salary" from the "weekly" one.
And in the twinkling of an eye...
29 K, round up to 30. About 50 weeks in a year. 30 times 50 is 1,500, since you are already talking thousands that becomes 1.5 million.
@@gracchus7782 I can do math thanks... But he is a football player, not famous for being the smartest out there.
Well he got it wrong so there is that
Great sketch, lads!😂 Greetings from Japan, currently sporting FAH pig beanie throughout Japan 😅
Foil, as usual, nails the confused look throughout. That's got to be worth like 29k a minute?
At least!
Ah if only it were a real job.
Foils eye are so piercing! Also we haven’t seen Oisin and Anne, when Oisin is on work experience.
Who would have thought the yellow uniform would bring out his green eyes, so well?? ☺ btw, that is him... Oisin, two decades later 😀... who else would risk having Barry, in his team?? 🤭
Sketch Idea: Snob at a Funeral.
Snob very high on my priorities
If I *don't* subscribe Hog comes round to my house? 🤔 Interesting....
Unsubscribed!
You're never going to reach a million with disincentives like that! You've got it all wrong, Lads!
Don't trust him. One time he promised we could all go back to his during a song about vaccines, and I'm still waiting on an address 🙄
@@SamFAHntha cheeky liar.
@@SamFAHntha Even when they were at Vicar Street! And he can't even live that far away...
What if he comes with a hammer ? 🤔😱
Needs to be a follow up on how the job went now.
Pulling his shirt up over his head and doing a victory lap every time he successfully puts a carton on a shelf.
Arms as a zoned out Irish Lad? YES! He’s back in full comedic form and I love him 😂
no way you got Jason Statham from Snatch (2000) to be the manager
That Patreon money is paying off.
Hog absolutely killed it as the east London agent/business shark. 👏 😆
Thought I was watching a Guy Ritchie short for a minute. 🍻
I've got an idea for a New sketch. A teacher gets a job as a wild animal tamer 😉
Is his agent the reason why he has to look for a real job? 😂
his ankle is weak
Indeed. I was dissapointed by the absence of communal showering at my first job either.
A complete disgrace
@@foilarmsandhog imagine _not_ being forced to change along with your exhausted, smelly coworkers in a tight space at the end of a day. It's, like, what are we even doing here?
@user-fe8du3ig7n A couple of decades back, gas heating supplies in our city were rationed. Industry took priority for two weeks. It turned out our food manufacturing workplace DID have a shower. Who knew?! Of course it was used as a storeroom. AND, they didn't clear it out for the hygiene crisis. After seeing a colleague with combed wet hair, holding a toilet bag - in the office - I decided nup. Once seen, it can never be unseen 😳
I love Liam's traumatic reaction after hearing the "penalty" 😅👌 Thanks God, his agent saved the day, for him 🤩👏
First!
I am so proud of you my darling.
@@somebodyCHBiHThey grow up and comment so fast 🥹
@@SamFAHntha It is so hard to let him go and not to check if he is 1st every thursday.
That was perfect! So many brilliant bits. Loved the name tag bit! Think he might struggle in the role to be honest 😂😂
@jennywinter7715 But this season's work football team is going to crush E&Q, and all the other leccy contractors.
@@comealongcomealong4480 Ha ha, they so will!
That Ireland Italia '90 jersey is simply glorious.
Loved this one. Like others have said, need one for first shift. Also: come back to Australia! My kid want to see you live next time too 😅
Thought at first it was about a Gaelic Footballer, because they actually have real jobs besides their football career, since the sport is kept amateur.
On the theme of people requesting snob sketches, I've now got a weird need for a snob sketch where the snob has the football agent accent.
Not the bunch from Clapham with the scary hammer, nooo!!
Today Foil is a yellow Derek? 😳😁
😮😂
I love how yellow derek is still going
@@foilarmsandhog He's an icon
@@foilarmsandhog go, yellow Derek!
@@foilarmsandhogyellow derek lives in our hearts 💛
Here we have proof that your comedy is better than football. Both are beloved by many, but football is really ridiculous while taking itself super seriously. Glad you're doing what you're doing (incl. playing some football just for fun of course).
I am so terrible at football
I absolutely love Hog's Cockney gangster look - the star of the show. 🥰
What a great manager. He made Liam take the job with the lower salary. Probably going for the other job himself.
😆💣😘👌
2:30 Good luck with the Dublin show!
What do you mean, footballer isn't a real jo- never mind, he plays for Ireland, my bad.
This wws so fucking funny, I love u guys!
Inching toward that 1 million sub count, Gentlemen. You've already won the lottery with each other as a team. Seeing all three of you smiling at the end....lovely. Super happy for you all! xoxoxo
for a football player he really did the math for his desired salary fast..
American here, had to sub...it's freaking hilarious channel...but I don't understand what FOIL ARMS AND HOG means...
Surnames.
I lived in Clapham and I never had a claw hammer. Now I have to wonder: did I really live in Clapham at all?
Finally got to see you on Saturday, in Bucharest. Amazing show, lads! Right as it ended, I was hyped to see the next one, so do come again.
We absolutely will.
Wait wait... what about... Sketch Comedians get a real job? 🤭
Oi
A swedish coach 20 years ago had his swedish premier team league visit different jobs so that the younger members could get a look into what work really means. His explanation was: well, the kids has to be shown the reality as they only know how to play football
Moreof the agent! … Oh, is that how Hog got his nickname? Always taking over? 😂
Wha? Irish lad plays football. Glad he's back from America. Favourite character (after Barry - but he's Barry grown up, eh?) Love 'im.
I unsuscribed...oh noo...
Gee I hope Hog doesn't come to my house, now that the door are unlocked and there is a nice cup of tea and busicits on the table.
I am scared now.
These comments are so much fun.
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE HOG.
LOOK. WHAT. YOU'VE. DONE.
Also my door is also open and I can have computer games set up and mandarins pre-peeled by the time you get here...
@@SamFAHntha do you have one of those comfy gamer chairs? If not, get one asap.
@@SamFAHnthaadmit it, Sam. That's just a ploy so he has to come through immigration.
@@somebodyCHBiH Anything for Hoggy (in like, a non creepy way)
@@IntensivePorpoise Hahahaha..... shut up 😂
My favourite video for a while
Oh great
I hope we'll see how he's doing in future sketches. LOL
Everyone hates a 7 and a half hour shift.. Try doing 12 hours, with only a half hour break and ending up getting paid less and late salary😩
If they ever need someone for union rights, he's a phenomenal striker
It was always a dream of mine to work for [company name] an it's an honor to don the [company color] and walk out on the shop floor.
I bet some workplaces think that this should be a given mindset for their employes 🙄😅
Actually wouldnt surprise me. Apparently saying "im doing this for money for bills and fun" wouldnt go down well
@@foilarmsandhogBut that's literally the only reason to work at all😅 and the only reason that makes sense to me.
Some skills just don't transfer to the real world of work. Thinks the job is 90 minutes and $29K a WEEK at an electrical business. sniff...sniff
The company is going to have to get some red and yellow cards to be able to communicate with him.
You guys are on to something! We get jobs that are in 90 min stretches, then the manager pulls us out and sends in a replacement for another 90 mins! Yeah Yeah...I know....LUNCH. ;)
and yeah, you kinda wish "Recruiters" would act like agents! I would love to see the state of sports if Agents acted like Recruiters. "Well, good news! You're playing for both Liverpool and Manchester and making $25 an hour with no breaks or vacation for the first season...." >:)
Didn't know it was this easy to get a Hog in my house 😂
That or carrots. Though the carrots might attract a different kind of Hog 😬
The Peaky blinders vibes in this video are 🔝😂
I thought that too 😂
Michael Caine is looking well for his age.
I have always loved your hilarious sketches but you guys are amazing. As someone who has been protesting for a ceasefire in Gaza, I really appreciate what you’re doing for the Palestinian people. Thank you to you all❤
Just hope the aid can get in
Great cockney accent…’the boys’ are probably more West Ham than Clapham though :)
Nice one! Guys, do you plan to continue the “Oisin’s mom” series?
I just love Arms' London accent
So silly! Always wondered what it would be like for footballers to get a taste for the real world. "But there's no communal showering in this business" 😂
Gonna be a real wake up call
He took a job that paid 8k less!
‘Weakness!?’
‘Me Ankles’ - I feel that. Same, Liam. Same 😂😫
& when did Hog turn into Michael Caine!?
Fascinated by the agent's accent, does anyone where it's from?
Irish Red Cross Appeal for Gaza? Is that a front for UNESCO?
but I can park a bus😃
Love that agent. 4 Offers. On the phone 'right now' with a bid of 37.000.
Hears it's per week and he's out of there.
Love how foil’s face so perfectly captured and communicated a great fear for the future of humanity/his business.
Can you even survive on 29k a year in Ireland now?
There’s nothing intimidating about boys from Clapham 😂
Is this guy in the jersey maybe the Irish lad?😲
Irish lad tried the visa route to the us of a ...that tapped out and now hes trying this 😅🎉 hehehehehe this was brill and i dont even like football 😅
We were hoping for that!
That English accent 😂 spot on !!!😅
The name badge... xD
Hopefully ye boyos get to 1m subscribers this year but if that happens the snob be like not enough 😂😂
I'd be quite happy with £29,000 a year never mind every week!
Whenever sports personalities wages are discussed it always makes me wish I'd tried harder in PE at school!
Its euro!
@@foilarmsandhogso what you're saying is it's £28500 😅
Park a bus!! 😂😂WE PUTEMUNDE PRESSURE!! OLE OLE OLE! ☘️ ☘️
I need an agent like Hog too, I bet he can get me into any job. And it was really nice of him to show up during the interview, that would sure help if the interview gets to an akward point😂
At least it made the footballer look normal
True
Some people might say footballer is a real job. I'm not one of those people.
This is awesome...its relatable to every professional sport i think 😂😂