TikTok Memes That Stole My Lunch

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  • Опубликовано: 2 ноя 2024

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  • @maryfreegirl2029
    @maryfreegirl2029 9 месяцев назад +389

    aww the dad peeling the orange :))))

    • @maurice8180
      @maurice8180 9 месяцев назад +44

      He was so sweet 😭😭 now I also want my white dad to call me habibi 😢

    • @AGrumpyWitch
      @AGrumpyWitch 9 месяцев назад +17

      So sweet, my heart 😭

    • @chorseschorses4381
      @chorseschorses4381 9 месяцев назад +15

      i was just coming into the comments to mention him 😭😭😭 literally so sweet

    • @mayhasdreams1344
      @mayhasdreams1344 9 месяцев назад +21

      “I filled your car with gas” 🥺 W dad

    • @Teauma
      @Teauma 9 месяцев назад +12

      Such a soft voice, too. Radiating love and affection.

  • @AGrumpyWitch
    @AGrumpyWitch 9 месяцев назад +170

    "Whatever his answer is, I think you should start a fight" okay that got me

    • @alexblack6421
      @alexblack6421 9 месяцев назад +9

      Haha that got me too. I was like oh fuk no win situation lol.

    • @AGrumpyWitch
      @AGrumpyWitch 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@alexblack6421 😂

    • @xLadyBanana
      @xLadyBanana 9 месяцев назад +3

      I did one of these to my bf yesterday. His answer had nothing to do with me and I just started laughing. He's still confused and I won't explain

    • @AGrumpyWitch
      @AGrumpyWitch 9 месяцев назад

      @@xLadyBanana lmaooo

  • @albasmith5824
    @albasmith5824 9 месяцев назад +54

    6:02 "no one hangs up the envelope" he's so real for that😂

  • @Katragine
    @Katragine 9 месяцев назад +60

    10:37 girl, we need to do better 😭😭 just let him get mad and leave so you can start over fresh

  • @kishinumaayumi
    @kishinumaayumi 9 месяцев назад +42

    That aeroplane clip made me violent. JUST LET THE DAMN MAN SLEEP

    • @rickyricardo9710
      @rickyricardo9710 8 месяцев назад

      frrr if you put your dirty ass airport trodden shoes on my head I'm goin on the no fly list cuz u catchin these hands immediately

  • @sineadhegarty1532
    @sineadhegarty1532 9 месяцев назад +31

    3:24 “tell me why I was about to be a sheriff”💀💀💀

  • @Jaddsie
    @Jaddsie 9 месяцев назад +25

    10:40 scared the shit out of me

  • @virgohylian4252
    @virgohylian4252 9 месяцев назад +48

    0:40 my own toes went numb at the sight of that 💀💀💀💀

    • @nailinthefashion
      @nailinthefashion 9 месяцев назад +6

      I'm not giving you a foot massage either!!!!

    • @virgohylian4252
      @virgohylian4252 9 месяцев назад +13

      @@nailinthefashion excuse me? 😭

    • @nailinthefashion
      @nailinthefashion 9 месяцев назад

      @@virgohylian4252 👣🧍🏾‍♂️

  • @brokengirlsrus
    @brokengirlsrus 9 месяцев назад +15

    2:00 is my favorite audio ever

  • @nailinthefashion
    @nailinthefashion 9 месяцев назад +20

    Indeed had me applying to graphic design positions i don't even have a computer babe

  • @sammyenigma6493
    @sammyenigma6493 9 месяцев назад +11

    5:00 i too struggle with having dyslexic cashiers 😂 bless their little hearts

    • @SuperRat420
      @SuperRat420 9 месяцев назад

      Also just fucks up the drawers when people do shit like that. Never did it for em,have it ready or you're getting change change.

    • @MadAliceInWonderland
      @MadAliceInWonderland 9 месяцев назад +1

      Technically it's a similar disorder called dyscalculia, where a person has trouble with number-based learning, while dyslexia is moreso reading/language.

    • @sammyenigma6493
      @sammyenigma6493 9 месяцев назад

      @@MadAliceInWonderland my coworker will spell names kinda backwards that's why I said what I said lol

  • @MelonHere20
    @MelonHere20 9 месяцев назад +8

    8:39 me everyday honestly, they really be waiting until the last second to tell you they have the change🥲

  • @Clownbunnycosplay
    @Clownbunnycosplay 9 месяцев назад +14

    7:48 I’d love a juice box

  • @SuperRat420
    @SuperRat420 9 месяцев назад +13

    Damn gurl cause I'm 5'2 but my torso is longer than my legs. We ain't all proportional, some of us came out fucked up

    • @ashefauxe3369
      @ashefauxe3369 6 месяцев назад

      its ok she only got half a face of make up on :')

  • @spicybeantofu
    @spicybeantofu 9 месяцев назад +15

    The first one was the deep frying pan you can tell by its color lol

  • @boredstonervids
    @boredstonervids 9 месяцев назад +7

    Don't mock my man with the Spaghetti sandwhich that use to be one of my ass is broke meal. Left over Spaghetti sandwhich.

  • @Blackdegutt
    @Blackdegutt 9 месяцев назад +7

    Japaleenee-os lmfao

  • @cluelessbluebird
    @cluelessbluebird 9 месяцев назад +16

    3:51 this is a very real thing lol. My community is arabic or if Arabic decent and if the invite says 2:30, expect everyone to be there at AT LEAST 4. The logic actually makes sense when you think about it cus if it says 2:30 you don’t want to be the VERY first person there you know?

    • @SuperRat420
      @SuperRat420 9 месяцев назад

      Actually it doesn't make any sense because you are not respecting others nor their time. Typical sand people shit that wrap their women in bags

    • @SuperRat420
      @SuperRat420 9 месяцев назад +4

      If you want adults to show up at four, tell them to show up at four.

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 3 месяца назад

      what logic? the invitation says 2:30, so show up at least somewhat near 2:30.

  • @mahoganyd396
    @mahoganyd396 9 месяцев назад +4

    6:33 Eggzacklee 😭😂😭😂

  • @therooster72
    @therooster72 9 месяцев назад +1

    Thank you monstro

  • @sKitZoBonKa
    @sKitZoBonKa 9 месяцев назад +4

    Arab time is like Greek time and every other time 😂

    • @SuperRat420
      @SuperRat420 9 месяцев назад +1

      so bs disrespectful time? Yup

  • @mintkiity
    @mintkiity 8 месяцев назад +1

    1:15 Boi why yo ceiling so crusty

    • @ashefauxe3369
      @ashefauxe3369 6 месяцев назад

      I was so focused on how she only has half her make up done that i didn't even notice her krusty musty ass car god fucking damn what is wrong with her car??!?!

  • @user-ge7xc7pz7k
    @user-ge7xc7pz7k 9 месяцев назад

    Omgggggg I'm sorry but 6:23 had no business being that funny!! 😂😂😂😂💀

  • @axelcosgirl
    @axelcosgirl 9 месяцев назад

    0:47 was so satisfying!

  • @domuuuuu
    @domuuuuu 9 месяцев назад +2

    7:20 I want to see her use any of those

  • @stream-5star
    @stream-5star 9 месяцев назад

    0:10 ME RN BC WHY IS IT SO COLD RN IN NYC BUT IT'S GONNA BE MID 50S ON FRIDAY LIKE??? WEATHER MAKE UP UR MIND BRO IS IT WINTER OR NOT

  • @sKitZoBonKa
    @sKitZoBonKa 9 месяцев назад +1

    Thats a perfect samdwidge what u on about 😂

  • @NathanDias0520
    @NathanDias0520 9 месяцев назад

    2:11 was pure gold

  • @sKitZoBonKa
    @sKitZoBonKa 9 месяцев назад +4

    That granny is savage

  • @PhoeniX_Drevis333
    @PhoeniX_Drevis333 9 месяцев назад +5

    Whoops. I'm early.
    Edit: why are there spam bots here??
    (Rhetorical)

  • @sKitZoBonKa
    @sKitZoBonKa 9 месяцев назад +1

    11:40 priceless

  • @chillith926
    @chillith926 9 месяцев назад +3

    the voice memo girl was so real for that 💀💀💀

  • @Cactar8
    @Cactar8 2 месяца назад

    10:40 i died

  • @sKitZoBonKa
    @sKitZoBonKa 9 месяцев назад

    But was she wrong? Did u go the next day 😂😂😂

  • @Riddler577
    @Riddler577 9 месяцев назад +5

    10:24 can someone explain please?

    • @once.upon.a.time.
      @once.upon.a.time. 9 месяцев назад

      Look up Elizabeth Holmes, she was basically a billionaire scam artist who "invented" a thing that takes a little drop of blood from you and then can test it for a bunch of diseases. She sold the idea to a lot of people but it turned out she hadn't really gotten the technology right. I did a poor job of explaining but that's the short and fast version. Definitely look into her, I'm sure there's plenty of video essays on her here, it was quite the scandal!

  • @SirStinkers
    @SirStinkers 9 месяцев назад +3

    10:23 I don’t get it 😭😭😭

    • @genevahodge2184
      @genevahodge2184 9 месяцев назад

      The blonde woman is probably dead. Usually people you make something that can bring down million dollar corporations with their idea/invention end up dying unexpectedly. So whatever the idea that this girl was talking about it must have been a way to help millions for much cheaper than what we know now.
      Edit: I was completely wrong 🤣 this is Elizabeth Homes and she is in jail for lying about how her company could analyze blood with just the amount that comes from pricking a finger.

    • @aaronprice1497
      @aaronprice1497 9 месяцев назад +1

      I don't either.

    • @jellyfisharmada
      @jellyfisharmada 9 месяцев назад

      Google Elizabeth Holmes

    • @N00ne1npart1cular
      @N00ne1npart1cular 3 месяца назад

      @@jellyfisharmada tyyy

  • @kalexambing2507
    @kalexambing2507 9 месяцев назад

    0:15 😅

  • @cleoarbel
    @cleoarbel 9 месяцев назад

    HOLY SHIT CLASSIC WHO

  • @hoppinghare4535
    @hoppinghare4535 9 месяцев назад

    hey gimme my lunch back am hungry 😔

  • @dexterthechimeradex4508
    @dexterthechimeradex4508 9 месяцев назад

    JA-PA-LEAN-E-O XwX

  • @conversel0ver2000
    @conversel0ver2000 9 месяцев назад

    6:52 ay where do i get one?

  • @ayoungwoman-namedhope
    @ayoungwoman-namedhope 9 месяцев назад +20

    11:46 Free Palestine 💓

    • @kishinumaayumi
      @kishinumaayumi 9 месяцев назад +3

      From the river!!!

    • @ayoungwoman-namedhope
      @ayoungwoman-namedhope 8 месяцев назад

      @flowandebb oh no? then why do you feel compelled to reply to my comment? you could just let me waste my time 😉

  • @A_Rickk
    @A_Rickk 9 месяцев назад

    I have 18,500 points at McDonald’s😴

  • @violetkalico
    @violetkalico 9 месяцев назад +2

    10:25 huh

    • @loudintrovert5210
      @loudintrovert5210 9 месяцев назад +1

      Putting this here just in case someone else is able to explain the TikTok

    • @omomyx7600
      @omomyx7600 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@loudintrovert5210me as well

    • @once.upon.a.time.
      @once.upon.a.time. 9 месяцев назад

      Look up Elizabeth Holmes, she was basically a billionaire scam artist who "invented" a thing that takes a little drop of blood from you and then can test it for a bunch of diseases. She sold the idea to a lot of people but it turned out she hadn't really gotten the technology right. I did a poor job of explaining but that's the short and fast version. Definitely look into her, I'm sure there's plenty of video essays on her here, it was quite the scandal!

    • @neverstanten
      @neverstanten 9 месяцев назад

      The ladys name is Elizabeth Holmes who started a blood testing company using technology that didnt actually work and was charged with 4 counts of fraud

    • @Aesos3429
      @Aesos3429 9 месяцев назад +2

      The full question the first girl asks is something like, “why have they not come up with an idea where you give a blood and urine sample and a some device uses both to identify everything that is wrong with you” and then the second girl shows the Theranos lady that “attempted” something semi-similar to the idea

  • @sisterofslaanesh666
    @sisterofslaanesh666 9 месяцев назад +1

    I dont get 10:30, like half the tiktok is cutout like wtf

  • @solus8685
    @solus8685 9 месяцев назад

    Yes hello I'm the friend with no car, I have very defined legs

  • @normaIhumanguy
    @normaIhumanguy 9 месяцев назад

    hi

  • @sKitZoBonKa
    @sKitZoBonKa 9 месяцев назад

    Thats all

  • @BrianAchterberg928
    @BrianAchterberg928 9 месяцев назад +7

    1:15 SHE’S HOT!!!!
    😍😍😍

  • @jennifertorres-morales4505
    @jennifertorres-morales4505 9 месяцев назад

    Can someone explain 4:11? I think I missed something 😭

    • @garrettoneill3711
      @garrettoneill3711 9 месяцев назад +3

      I think they’re excited that she’s not interested because they’re worried she might steal him

  • @ButterMeams
    @ButterMeams 9 месяцев назад +1

    U CALL THESE MEMES?!

    • @ButterMeams
      @ButterMeams 9 месяцев назад +1

      I love them so much bb

  • @Sm20057
    @Sm20057 3 месяца назад

    May allah guide you to Islam ☪️.