which is why "kick dan out too many inside jokes not fun" is probably my favorite Dan moment. Literally everybody on the show has pulled a self burn that worked, and immediately it's so obviously him and then he tries to play it off. Pure gold.
19:52 In Spiderman Reigns, a 4 issue comic, Mary Jane dies of cancer from being exposed to Peter's radioactive semen over the years. So yeah thats a thing.
Dans answers all look like they were written by a AI that was taught english via twitch chat
My favorite parts are when Dan just yells "WHAT?" After nl accuses him of the quips
I went up to ASK about the rule
"They're not inside jokes, they're open jokes - for everyone" - Fmvdamdaniel
*U.S.S.R. National Anthem
Dan is the single easiest person to see through. The second you read out a single syllable of any of his answers, you know its him
Him having a supremely superficial grasp of English grammar and orthography sure helps with that business. It's kind of amazing to be honest
You wouldn't say that were you on Big Brother.
@@dst55y33 This is such a Dan sentence
which is why "kick dan out too many inside jokes not fun" is probably my favorite Dan moment. Literally everybody on the show has pulled a self burn that worked, and immediately it's so obviously him and then he tries to play it off. Pure gold.
@@minhuang8848 fro
The NLSS crew: "Dan...."
Dan: "Why do you think it's me?"
Gets me every time no lie
You know what I haven’t heard lately?
“Hey ________, can I ask you a personal question?”
Why isn't it spelled with an o
its because hes asked all of the personal questions, theres no more to probe, hes done his research.
Dan would've won every single one of these if these prompts came up during a stream this year
his shitpost sense of humor has completely taken over the nlss crew at this point
I don't know about the rest, but "The Muppets Take Normandy" is definetly always going to win.
This is just another reason we need dan back on quippers
"Rob's Lung Digletts have taken over the world" monkaS
And we LAUGHED at him! The words of the prophets are written on the Quiplash walls
Within the first 3 minutes and the Muppets take Normandy makes its appearance.
Blessed.
This feels like a sketch from I Think You Should Leave. Incredible, absolutely phenomenal.
I hope you know you're an essential worker
As bad as Dan's answers are:
You still laughed at them.
No no no, you don't laugh at the answers, you laugh at the audacity of the man behind them.
@@tristanstrain9751 Still laughed :)
@@adamcrook4611 Goalpost mover!
I don't like Dan. I really don't.
But reading the insane stuff he come up with in quipplash makes me laugh.
God, everytime i see a Danswer it always makes me laugh just at how absurd it is, and how instantly everybody knows which one is Dan's answers
5:50 if only NL knew how much FMV games he would play
inspired by the recent NLSS where NL said he didnt know growing pains anymore eh
i hoped for this
Nick at minute 9: "im tired of hearing the word cuck"
if only he knew.
The way nick says "you're not sorry" makes me laugh every time
I spent most of my time wondering "Is Dan ok?"
Big thanks to you and the other edit channels for providing great content
God these were from such a simpler time in all our lives. Thanks toasty
Dan is one of the 8 wonders of the world
Thats @SirToastyToes for revealing what I needed in my life right now right now.
SirToastyToes you are a legend for making these compilations. Dan is too funny.
"Dekcuc (read it backwards)" Jesus christ lmao
This is the epitome of content
7:03 actually made me laugh out loud oh my god
in the future humor will be randomly generated
Ryan’s voice is so cursed here why does it feel like like he’s sped up.
Just when you forget what shows dan's been on, there is someone out there doing the lords work! ty ty ty
I still use this one pretty often as background noise and it's just too good
Thank you for putting up the search result for Black Mirror Season 3 ep. 3
3:24 the muppets have taken Normandy. Under-appreciated
NL: "Dan......"
Dan: "HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ME!"
19:52 In Spiderman Reigns, a 4 issue comic, Mary Jane dies of cancer from being exposed to Peter's radioactive semen over the years. So yeah thats a thing.
"Eat it with some human dab" pushed me over the edge
Did dan inventing blind “quippy”
holy shit this is hilarious thank you so much toasty
I've never seen Dan play this with them.
I didn't expect it to be *THIS* bad
This is a good video.
How do you know which answer is Dan's? He laughs harder when it's read out than at any other time. Also cuks.
Great compilation. Thank you
3:20
The answer at the bottom here is fucking gold
Great compilation!
What the hell did Dan mean with the growing pains answer, I still don't understand it
I think there's a kid nicknamed "Boner" on the show. Might have something to do with that, though I don't know how someone can have a "set" of boners.
@@IkklThePickle could have diphallia, or they're just a lizard person.
My dirty mind went straight to thinking he meant boobs. Or testicles
I assumed he meant stretch marks
I miss Dan on Quiplash
These answers are giving me flashbacks to when dan called me from twitter, been awhile BB
Nl sounds so angry in these
I still don't get the growing pains joke.
I would watch The Muppets Take Normandy
My only gripe with this is that it didn't show the final results for the "Pretty Young Thing" one.
Malf next pls sir, you can call it i feel down the stairs
Classic Dan
Nick seems legit pissed
i wish someone could explain what the "growing pains" means
Dan really liked the word "cuck" huh. I guess it doesn't really surprise me. :P
This deserves a sub
i miss Nek
nek pepehands
6:03
dan just calling nl a cuck over and over is just so out of character
"Damn daniel"
well thats dated
I mean look at the votes dan gets when he doesn't Danswer, of course he keeps doing it!
So did Dan ever get diagnosed with anything or what
Yea Gagon
This was too much Dan concentrated into too small an amount of time
Danswers.
Y e s
Does dan know what "cuck" means?????
As if requested...
Wtf are these answers
Woof~