Oh man I had a similar experience actually. So I’m a musician and I collect old instruments as a hobby. I recently took a trip to Vancouver with my girlfriend Ai (she’s half-Japanese) to look at an old stringed instrument that the guy told me he bought at a market in Cairo. The guy was a bit weird, and insisted that the instrument once belonged to the ancient Egyptian god Ra, and if a special phrase was uttered that Ra’s power would erupt from it. I obviously had my doubts, but I ended up buying the instrument anyway, as it was a beautiful piece of work. We headed back with our new acquisition to the Airbnb we were staying at, but on the stairwell up we ran into world famous esports star and certified Unity developer Northernryan (Ryab Letourneau) Lion! His life partner K8 was also with him. We told him we were huge fans and if he could acquiesce a photograph. He didn’t seem interested, and said that he was in a hurry to go buy some Asian Beef for his actual human sons and he didn’t have time for ‘music nerds’ (my girlfriend Ai was still clutching the instrument we had bought). K8, however, seemed interested in taking a picture with us. She also has some interest in Japanese culture, so when K8 heard my girlfriend’s name she got to talking with my girlfriend about her family. My girlfriends actually has some Korean and Chinese ancestry as well, so her last name is Il (that’s i and L, so hard to read in this font) and her middle name is Feng. K8 thought this was really interesting, but I caught Ryab yawning and doing the ‘blabbing mouth sign’ with his other hand. He even muttered ‘Jesus Christ K8’ under his breath. When they were done chatting the three of us (minus Eggfather) huddled together to pose as I asked Northern if he could take the picture for us. He sighed and rolled his horrible yellow eyes, but took my phone and held it up. ‘Ok, one... two... everybody say “Mind if I roll neeeeeeeeeeeeed?!?”’ As soon as he said that, the viola that my girlfriend was holding emitted a howling shriek that almost deafened us! It was like a shockwave came out of it! ‘That must have been the trigger phrase!’ I thought. ‘It really did belong to Ra! That guy was telling the truth!’ The blast knocked me to the ground and sent K8 sprawling as well. Ai took the worst of it though, and was sent flying towards the concrete steps. It seemed like Ryab might have been able to catch her, but at the last moment he sidestepped and said ‘OOOOPS’, plucking the viola from her hands as he did. With a soft smirk on his face he then hurled it at me with all of his might. The last thing I heard before before it smashed onto my face was Ai’s shrieks of pain as she tumbled down the steps. When I came to, I was alone, my body covered with smoldering pieces of the viola. Ryab, K8, and Ai were nowhere to be seen. All I have now is the memory of what happened: Ai F. iL down the stairs and Ra’s viola on me. -Evovae42
The uneated whooper made me laugh cry till my eyes stung. Like why uneated? He was trying to hard to spell "whopper" right that he just did the whole thing wrong. It's a marvel of the modern world
My favorite part of the and under-the-bed-tote bit is the song Ryan comes up with on the spot. It's a perfect comparison of how MALF and Ryan's brains are both genius. MALF's misspellings make the answer better and funnier, and Ryan can riff on literally anything to come up with a song parody.
I watch this at least every few months and something different pops out at me each time. This time it was Apollo sounding like he's SOBBING while laughing over the wombas, it's so good.
this is actually some of the funniest shit on the face of the good lord's green earth. it's definitely been a good month since i've consistently laughed at a video this much. it is truly a blessed day and i thank you for this wonderful compilation.
I can't remember if you've done song parodies before, but that's my next vote! Or that period where they would say "do you have the time, to listen to me rhyme." At like ANYTHING.
Watched this yesterday while high out of my mind and I can say it was definitely the best thing I could've done, I cried from laughter man, thank you for this blessed upload kind Sir
Malf just not understanding how patently stupid and split the room works is just so hard to watch, like how does he just not understand, while also DOMINATING in the rap battles!
The game is called Mad Verse City, you can find a list of NLSS's they played it here: twoandahalfscums.blogspot.com/search/label/mad%20verse%20city The session shown in this video is specifically the June 27, 2019 NLSS
Ever read a comment and feel the need to argue with the person, but then realize it was your comment from a year ago and you got whooshed by your own sarcasm
Oh man I had a similar experience actually. So I’m a musician and I collect old instruments as a hobby. I recently took a trip to Vancouver with my girlfriend Ai (she’s half-Japanese) to look at an old stringed instrument that the guy told me he bought at a market in Cairo. The guy was a bit weird, and insisted that the instrument once belonged to the ancient Egyptian god Ra, and if a special phrase was uttered that Ra’s power would erupt from it. I obviously had my doubts, but I ended up buying the instrument anyway, as it was a beautiful piece of work.
We headed back with our new acquisition to the Airbnb we were staying at, but on the stairwell up we ran into world famous esports star and certified Unity developer Northernryan (Ryab Letourneau) Lion! His life partner K8 was also with him. We told him we were huge fans and if he could acquiesce a photograph. He didn’t seem interested, and said that he was in a hurry to go buy some Asian Beef for his actual human sons and he didn’t have time for ‘music nerds’ (my girlfriend Ai was still clutching the instrument we had bought).
K8, however, seemed interested in taking a picture with us. She also has some interest in Japanese culture, so when K8 heard my girlfriend’s name she got to talking with my girlfriend about her family. My girlfriends actually has some Korean and Chinese ancestry as well, so her last name is Il (that’s i and L, so hard to read in this font) and her middle name is Feng. K8 thought this was really interesting, but I caught Ryab yawning and doing the ‘blabbing mouth sign’ with his other hand. He even muttered ‘Jesus Christ K8’ under his breath. When they were done chatting the three of us (minus Eggfather) huddled together to pose as I asked Northern if he could take the picture for us. He sighed and rolled his horrible yellow eyes, but took my phone and held it up. ‘Ok, one... two... everybody say “Mind if I roll neeeeeeeeeeeeed?!?”’
As soon as he said that, the viola that my girlfriend was holding emitted a howling shriek that almost deafened us! It was like a shockwave came out of it! ‘That must have been the trigger phrase!’ I thought. ‘It really did belong to Ra! That guy was telling the truth!’ The blast knocked me to the ground and sent K8 sprawling as well. Ai took the worst of it though, and was sent flying towards the concrete steps. It seemed like Ryab might have been able to catch her, but at the last moment he sidestepped and said ‘OOOOPS’, plucking the viola from her hands as he did. With a soft smirk on his face he then hurled it at me with all of his might. The last thing I heard before before it smashed onto my face was Ai’s shrieks of pain as she tumbled down the steps.
When I came to, I was alone, my body covered with smoldering pieces of the viola. Ryab, K8, and Ai were nowhere to be seen. All I have now is the memory of what happened: Ai F. iL down the stairs and Ra’s viola on me.
-Evovae42
> two months ago
Bros doing it for the love of the game at this point
I also love that it has a loot hoarder in it so it’s also era accurate. Perfection. No notes.
My favorite bit about it was malf goes “I meant this” and then everyone’s like “ok that doesn’t explain the other half”
“involuntarily react by bitch” is one of my all time favorites
MALFs grip on the english language is other worldly, and us peons cant comprehend his genius misspellings yet
*other erthely
"The Wombas from the Mario Live Action" has me in fucking tears, Jesus Christ.
I feel down the stairs and ravioli on me is something I think about literally every day, it's so stupid funny to me and I have 0 idea why
Same, sometime it slips out and my mates have no idea what I’m talking about haha
Its like a damn virus i cant get it out of my brain either, its not constant but it also will never be gone
Uneated whooper is a hall of fame moment at this point
"It's such a shame that you rhyme like a table" gets me every fuckin time
The uneated whooper made me laugh cry till my eyes stung. Like why uneated? He was trying to hard to spell "whopper" right that he just did the whole thing wrong. It's a marvel of the modern world
unyeeted whoooper
"Whenever you hear 'bless you' you involuntarily react by bitch"
Why are SLIGHT misspellings the funniest thing ever
WORD WRONG
@@ThePapets feel down the stairs and ravioli on me
Uneated
yeah I dont fet it
Haha he spelled the word wrong
...
I love the NLSS.
I'm going to tell my kids that they came from Jack Black Sweety Balls.
"But dad, your name isn't even Jack."
'Blame it on the fox and egg.'
@@LordEptarwhat
SirToastyToes? Doing GoodEgor-style Jackbox content?
What is this, a crossover episode?
Every NL editor is actually the same person
My favorite part of the and under-the-bed-tote bit is the song Ryan comes up with on the spot. It's a perfect comparison of how MALF and Ryan's brains are both genius. MALF's misspellings make the answer better and funnier, and Ryan can riff on literally anything to come up with a song parody.
Honestly, thanks to Malf, my friend group now calls goombas "wombas" and whoppers "whoopers."
I forgot how good Jack Black Sweety Balls was AND it was a blind lash
Having the rap battles as the climax of Malfs writing abilities is fantastic, it's like he's learning how to harness his JoJo stand.
MALF with his Stand, Word Up
I watch this at least every few months and something different pops out at me each time. This time it was Apollo sounding like he's SOBBING while laughing over the wombas, it's so good.
Danglish or Malfish..
I prefer Malfish tbh.. It's speaks to one's sensibilities..
this is actually some of the funniest shit on the face of the good lord's green earth. it's definitely been a good month since i've consistently laughed at a video this much. it is truly a blessed day and i thank you for this wonderful compilation.
I'm 6 minutes in and I've cried laughing twice already
damn this is one of the funniest videos involving the NLSS ever
When he down the stairs and ravioli on me?
I feel that.
An uneated Whooper is my yearbook quote
The wombas had me crying😂😂😂
I started to lose it at knort but it only gets funnier from there jfc
I didn't expect to cry from laughter while watching this, you can't stop the Foxman
Malf absolutely bodied everyone and people still talk like Baer is the only rapper in the NLSS
I love it when a misspelled MALF answer beats an Austin answer and you know he mad.
There was a long time where i thought nl was friends with the guy from back to the future.
a bidan had me departing this dimension
The rap segment is awesome
Ryan's off-the-cuff Under the Bridge spin off was amazing. He is too powerful.
Who has a more tenuous grasp on the English language during Jackbox? MALF or DanG?
Specifically during Jackbox? MALF. Dan is like that no matter what.
I can't remember if you've done song parodies before, but that's my next vote! Or that period where they would say "do you have the time, to listen to me rhyme." At like ANYTHING.
Malf is the Charlie of the NLSS.
Malf-unction
Christ, I haven't cry-laughed in a while. Great compilation man.
The rap battle lyrics had me crying holy shit
8:05 absolutely killed me while I was brushing my teeth
I love MALF, dude makes me laugh like nothing else.
I'm gonna sub because you deserve it you little punkle.
Eh yo Malf, excuse me.. 3:04
Wow Kay can't believe you try to be Malf
pogged to be seein' this so early, keep up the good work my dude
the meme also known as 'wow great answer MALF!'
Watched this yesterday while high out of my mind and I can say it was definitely the best thing I could've done, I cried from laughter man, thank you for this blessed upload kind Sir
Malf laugh is the best
I'm out of my mind laughing on the bidan and ravioli on me
He feel down the stais but ravioli on us all
Oh my god. He did the sword wrong. It transcends text.
I literally haven’t laughed so much as I have watching this in so long, I love it 😂
This is the ultimate NLSS highlight. I’m so fuckin pogged
Fucking phenomenal content as always, King
Not gonna lie MALF rhymes on the rap portion sounds like MF DOOM lyrics
I feel like a Womba is just a female Goomba
Goddamn it if I don't think about half of these on an almost daily basis
Oh fuck, I think I have Rabbies
Im crying from laughter and Im not even sure why
POGGED OUT OF MY GOURD
Late night MALF is pog to my ears
6:58 And then Brian said there was three seconds left.
Can't wait for quippers 7
Hardest I've laughed in a while.
Knort is funnier than Ravioli. Don't @ me.
Malf just not understanding how patently stupid and split the room works is just so hard to watch, like how does he just not understand, while also DOMINATING in the rap battles!
ty my good toast sir
Malf’s rap game is unreal
An uneated whooper
18:19 Dudes in the 80s talking about Rakim be like
so this is how the meme was born
Another banger TT
I feel down the stairs and ravioli on me is genuinely one of the funniest things ever written in history.
I love MALF
Oh yeah here we go...
Uneated whooper.
Jesus this was too much. Jack Black Sweety Balls FFS
This is my favourite video todaye
I love you sir toasty toe
Which nlss are the rap game highlights from?
The game is called Mad Verse City, you can find a list of NLSS's they played it here: twoandahalfscums.blogspot.com/search/label/mad%20verse%20city
The session shown in this video is specifically the June 27, 2019 NLSS
Wombas is so fucking good.
Alternate title: repeatedly making fun of Malfs Dyslexia.
Ever read a comment and feel the need to argue with the person, but then realize it was your comment from a year ago and you got whooshed by your own sarcasm
17:49 is so fucking good lmao
slimy fake cheese from all your doritoes on your toe-toes
lets goh
Alana Parkways
Oh no, moments of this video are so very very horrible and so very very terrible.
I love how cute the little Malf picture is!
I'm not sure this video helps to answer the question posed in the title.
Malf?
Wait, why does MALF hate the Dutch?
Austin Powers reference.
Edit comment.*
EARLY GANG
:)