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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
  • Chris invokes a war out of an accord

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  • @PhosphorusXL
    @PhosphorusXL Год назад +2128

    One of my favourite parts of this is that the agreement is unrestricted trade for all parties at all levels - literally completely impossible to overstep

    • @doximaxx
      @doximaxx Год назад +77

      Haha I just realised that

    • @ArcanePath360
      @ArcanePath360 Год назад +143

      Seen this so many times but totally missed that. Morris's comedy is so layered. I was totally focused on his portrayal of how the media use their influence to make the news rather than report it. It's such a swipe at them and is a spot on account of how the industrial machine feeds itself.

    • @VisualiseTheFun
      @VisualiseTheFun Год назад +5

      If one side were to impose trade restrictions, that would be a breach, so yes it is literally completely possible to overstep

    • @samovarsa2640
      @samovarsa2640 Год назад +27

      ​@@VisualiseTheFunbut limiting trade would be restricting or cutting off the agreement, not exceeding it.

    • @genevievecooley9641
      @genevievecooley9641 3 месяца назад

      Lmfao

  • @j.dietrich
    @j.dietrich 5 лет назад +94

    2:50 Nobody told Patrick Marber that the explosions were going to happen. That flinch is genuine.

    • @3coldcapricorn227
      @3coldcapricorn227 4 года назад +12

      Can see him trying so hard not to laugh 😂

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 2 года назад +9

      The war was sudden, after all

  • @fewew7898
    @fewew7898 5 месяцев назад +8

    Here we go again

  • @shinywarm6906
    @shinywarm6906 2 года назад +6

    This is now an instructional video used by all mainstream media

  • @samwhite4284
    @samwhite4284 2 года назад +4

    2:56 love the subtle excited expression on Chris' face

  • @ewaf88
    @ewaf88 Год назад +1

    I met Chris Patton a couple of years back in Switzerland after a hike.
    A very knowledgeable friendly chap , but he didn't mention this war that he agreed to , obviously difficult memories

  • @rvz77
    @rvz77 4 года назад +12

    "People here are literally bursting with war. This very much a country that's gonna blow up in its face!" hahaha what???

    • @Leonard_MT
      @Leonard_MT 3 года назад +1

      I think the joke is that Australia used the be part of the English Empire so in a way the English is fighting itself.

  • @alphabetaxenonzzzcat
    @alphabetaxenonzzzcat 2 года назад +6

    Very relevant to today and Ukraine. Even before that.

  • @JWade123
    @JWade123 2 года назад +4

    Today kids would think this is real news

  • @RestitutorEuropa
    @RestitutorEuropa 11 месяцев назад +11

    This continues to age well

  • @Dessienewshoes
    @Dessienewshoes 2 года назад

    People are bursting with war. Brilliant 👏

  • @magnoid
    @magnoid 4 года назад +2

    How have I not seen this show until this week?!?!

  • @clydebear6914
    @clydebear6914 3 года назад +1

    In centuries to come this will be looked upon as in the same category as Swift.

  • @Jyve
    @Jyve 4 года назад +15

    And again, applicable to today's events, just Iraq this time.

    • @abbaszaidi8371
      @abbaszaidi8371 4 года назад +2

      Robert Mahon don’t worry. Harry and Meghan are distracting us with their news. It’s Megxit!!

  • @Youtuber-qt5rn
    @Youtuber-qt5rn 2 года назад +1

    Good comedy works because of the element of truth within satire.

  • @gui18bif
    @gui18bif 2 года назад +5

    The News, 2022

  • @thetokutickler
    @thetokutickler 3 года назад +2

    Chinese person: coughs
    America:

  • @exeterjedi6730
    @exeterjedi6730 Год назад

    Five minutes ago, a soldier's head flew past me, shouting 'Victory'

  • @jcgilbert100ify
    @jcgilbert100ify 3 года назад

    This reminds me of the journalist who tried to heckle Kim Jong Un during the peace talks. Nothing like causing a good war to kickstart your career in media

  • @hawsrulebegin7768
    @hawsrulebegin7768 2 года назад +2

    And this is how it’s done. Damn Morris is good.

  • @Ancienregime8090
    @Ancienregime8090 3 года назад

    The host is literally me whenever two friend groups I'm in have drama.

  • @frazclark79
    @frazclark79 8 лет назад +10

    using now!

  • @mrkingjesse378
    @mrkingjesse378 2 года назад

    Can this become relevant again?? This satire is very deeply rooted in truth.

  • @DisemboweII
    @DisemboweII 10 лет назад +134

    Eh mehn, siz Gohd, in heez car; he crashez

    • @Lysimachus
      @Lysimachus 10 лет назад +20

      i've seen car crashes you people wouldn't believe

    • @MentalParadox
      @MentalParadox 4 года назад +11

      @@Lysimachus Trucks on fire off the I-95. I've seen ambulance sirens glittering in the dark at exit 12. All these moments will be lost in time, like raindrops on my windshield. Time to drive.

    • @tinycockjock1967
      @tinycockjock1967 4 года назад

      Foucault Do tell

    • @DrNothing23
      @DrNothing23 3 года назад +1

      @@MentalParadox WELL played, Sir... wellplayed.

    • @DrNothing23
      @DrNothing23 3 года назад +1

      @@tinycockjock1967 They were all caused by Pendulums...

  • @archonone5164
    @archonone5164 2 года назад +4148

    We are all cursed that this skit will forever be contemporary

    • @MillywiggZ
      @MillywiggZ 2 года назад +18

      Yep

    • @damun2205
      @damun2205 2 года назад +13

      @@mojoriley4712 what the f r u on about?

    • @retro2103
      @retro2103 2 года назад +33

      @@mojoriley4712 Maybe next time you should critically analyse what you've typed out before clicking on the reply button, because you wrote 'detracted' instead of 'distract'. Or are basic spelling mistakes something that those who possess the lost art of critical thinking use as a clever technique to keep the rest of us on our toes?
      Don't act self-satisfied and holier-than-thou because someone else was understandably confused by your own error-filled post.

    • @JesseP.Watson
      @JesseP.Watson 2 года назад +13

      @@mojoriley4712 Mmm. Really doesn't make any sense... You propose satire of the sensationalist, propagandising media is a destraction measure? From what and by whom, comedians? Of all the people to accuse of distraction measures and you choose about the only sector of the media industry with any moral integrity. A truly bizarre comment if ever there was one.

    • @liamo8932
      @liamo8932 2 года назад +15

      @@mojoriley4712 you remind me of my uncle. He was a Scientologist until he ran out of money

  • @heggy_69
    @heggy_69 4 года назад +3593

    "the Australian hong-kong border"

    • @chinaman1
      @chinaman1 3 года назад +72

      if only this was true, then I would've won many RISK games... If only I had been able to break through the stubborn Australian border.

    • @axelnils
      @axelnils 3 года назад +26

      Could just as well have been British-Iraqi or US-Afghan border

    • @SirNilzey
      @SirNilzey 3 года назад +15

      @@chinaman1 Anyone that starts in australia is a piece of shit fuck cunt with many fathers.

    • @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns
      @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns 3 года назад +3

      Otherwise known as Palau?

    • @hesgoneplaid6478
      @hesgoneplaid6478 3 года назад +6

      @@SirNilzey woah calm down it’s just a board game man

  • @concrete_river
    @concrete_river 4 года назад +2005

    "The stretched twig of peace is at.. melting point" is just a delightful line to hear

    • @rektyrektingson4668
      @rektyrektingson4668 4 года назад +9

      Brilliant

    • @mlgproplayer2915
      @mlgproplayer2915 4 года назад +3

      XD

    • @notinterested8452
      @notinterested8452 2 года назад +20

      A heavy kak of cloud.

    • @JamesMadelin
      @JamesMadelin 2 года назад +2

      Who is that guy and where did he end up? He was superb.

    • @peepiepo
      @peepiepo 2 года назад +16

      @@JamesMadelin Patrick Marber. Looking at his wiki page he ended up doing a lot of writing and directing for the theatre. I would have loved to have seen more of him on screen. He was always brilliant.

  • @ugh.idontwanna
    @ugh.idontwanna 9 лет назад +4000

    I love how they just roll away the minister as soon as war breaks out.

    • @HighlandMike325
      @HighlandMike325 5 лет назад +63

      Seen this dozens of times and I've missed that every time!

    • @valty3727
      @valty3727 4 года назад +23

      Daniel Flugt that’s fucking hilarious lmao

    • @mlgproplayer2915
      @mlgproplayer2915 4 года назад +1

      Ikr! XD

    • @Bififress0r
      @Bififress0r 2 года назад +1

      __
      *,( シ)_/¯* *

    • @djvibekiller
      @djvibekiller 2 года назад +32

      I also love how his name and title appear then disappear immediately at 0:44

  • @markhilton1754
    @markhilton1754 8 лет назад +4852

    _"That's it. Yes. It's war!"_
    He looks so pleased with himself. What a show.

    • @watcherzero5256
      @watcherzero5256 6 лет назад +73

      Hes copying Paxmans accent during the interview as well.

    • @thathandsomedevil0828
      @thathandsomedevil0828 5 лет назад +46

      War means more coverage, more adverts more cash! ^^

    • @stephenwalsh4481
      @stephenwalsh4481 2 года назад +7

      War equals cash

    • @misdangered4326
      @misdangered4326 2 года назад +1

      “He’s gone full Tonto…!”

    • @kcvfr400
      @kcvfr400 2 года назад

      Murdoch and the hate mail love war, more headlines, more anher, more purchases. Chris is brilliant at exposing the stupidity.

  • @GoldenPantaloons
    @GoldenPantaloons 2 года назад +703

    "The stretched twig of peace is... at melting point." That line _almost_ got past me hahaha

    • @Hchris101
      @Hchris101 2 года назад +1

      Hamburger 🍔

    • @disposablehero4911
      @disposablehero4911 2 года назад +18

      That's the best mixed metaphor ever.

    • @themagnanimous1246
      @themagnanimous1246 2 года назад

      @@disposablehero4911 could you explain it?

    • @Huntbarternsteal
      @Huntbarternsteal 2 года назад +1

      Thats Tom Hardy

    • @GoldenPantaloons
      @GoldenPantaloons 2 года назад +62

      @@themagnanimous1246 It's a mix of three metaphors: A string stretched to snapping point, a twig bent to breaking point, and metal heated to melting point. The joke is that though they all mean the same thing, none of them work together; a twig doesn't stretch nor does it have a melting point (and even if it did you don't stretch something to its melting point).

  • @pennyhannibal155
    @pennyhannibal155 9 лет назад +3175

    "The stretched twig of peace is at melting point"

    • @johnmorrell3187
      @johnmorrell3187 4 года назад +40

      That looked like o'hanraha hanrahan

    • @woodboard532
      @woodboard532 4 года назад +19

      metaphor breakdown

    • @radar670
      @radar670 4 года назад +89

      "literally bursting with war"

    • @grandmastarflash
      @grandmastarflash 3 года назад +7

      scientist should find a way to stop stretched twigs melting, it would solve a lot of issues

    • @micahnewman
      @micahnewman 3 года назад +24

      @@johnmorrell3187 But it was in fact Dônnnald Bethl'hem, who is a completely different person and not the same at all.

  • @deathtoraiden2080
    @deathtoraiden2080 2 года назад +249

    That woman bolting off to go cover the war cracks me up every time.

    • @LemonMori
      @LemonMori Год назад +20

      Like some crazy Trojan

  • @bobupanddown8707
    @bobupanddown8707 8 лет назад +2573

    a man sees god in his car, he crashes....

    • @Unsung_Earth
      @Unsung_Earth 5 лет назад +14

      😇

    • @Enzo012
      @Enzo012 5 лет назад +97

      Profound stuff that.

    • @0mnicide
      @0mnicide 4 года назад +31

      Innit

    • @TheClemcaster
      @TheClemcaster 4 года назад +1

      Yes, I thought he said that as well.

    • @pilotminuteman8833
      @pilotminuteman8833 4 года назад +4

      Why is it funny again? Just can't get my head around the joke

  • @oldsteempunk6728
    @oldsteempunk6728 2 года назад +691

    Impressed by how the whole slickly choreographed "this is how exciting our war coverage will be" pantomime is executed, complete with huge 3D set piece that probably took days to build. They obviously were well prepared *just in case* things took an unforeseeably dark turn.

    • @3frogman
      @3frogman 2 года назад +33

      No one could have predicted it but at least they were prepared

    • @jamieallan2859
      @jamieallan2859 2 года назад +32

      Yes the German finance minister didn't like it but he'll have to go along with it

    • @rocker4577
      @rocker4577 2 года назад +5

      War is neither forseeable or unforseeable

    • @davidmcneill6239
      @davidmcneill6239 Год назад

      “unforeseeably” 😅

    • @misteral1083
      @misteral1083 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@jamieallan2859 Presumably you mean "Rufen Sie ein Taxi bitte sonst verpass' ich meinen Flug"?

  • @aplindop
    @aplindop 6 лет назад +1264

    “People here are literally bursting with war”

  • @raphkatchdrums
    @raphkatchdrums 2 года назад +546

    3:19 the best part. Literally can't stop laughing. That run.
    "Like some crazy TROJAN!...."

    • @willmcpherson2
      @willmcpherson2 2 года назад +13

      Like some crazy Trojan ____

    • @BjrnOttoVasbottenbjovas
      @BjrnOttoVasbottenbjovas 2 года назад +2

      Hahaha

    • @tyemich8820
      @tyemich8820 Год назад

      Is it because the actes is from snack the pony

    • @AnonymousuomynonA
      @AnonymousuomynonA Год назад +11

      i wonder if the original line reading was "trojan whore" but it was censored late in production.

    • @dasamont8274
      @dasamont8274 Год назад

      @@AnonymousuomynonA trojan whore would make more sense, because otherwise it should have been some crazy greek considering they were the ones hiding inside the horse

  • @davidfirth
    @davidfirth 12 лет назад +4731

    The Onion, Colbert, Jon Stewart, Mock The Weak.....take notes, this is good satire.

    • @punlovincriminal5564
      @punlovincriminal5564 7 лет назад +185

      David Firth Hey you, stop commenting on videos 5 years ago and make sum new bleedin cartoons!!.

    • @grimawormtongue1949
      @grimawormtongue1949 7 лет назад +206

      "Mock the Weak" ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @AkyovNorthWest
      @AkyovNorthWest 6 лет назад +13

      well he is from Doncaster...

    • @Baelish-fx7ew
      @Baelish-fx7ew 6 лет назад +16

      David Firth hello Mr firth. I always had a feeling you were inspired by morris

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 6 лет назад +46

      Oh please, they are at the same level as the day today,

  • @AFGuidesHD
    @AFGuidesHD 11 месяцев назад +44

    Return viewers in 2045 be like: "this show predicted the Australia-Hong Kong war"

    • @QuadMochaMatti
      @QuadMochaMatti 8 месяцев назад

      It's somewhat amazing that you anticipate there'll still be any sort of sentient beings left, or that any new ones will emerge from the neo-primordial gloop, after the Earth is turned into a wanna-be Sun, during the
      *W A R.*

  • @pkpckls
    @pkpckls 10 лет назад +2402

    The little grin Chris Morris gives when he says "That's it, yes, it's war" is genuinely one of the funniest things that's ever been on TV

    • @dystopia47
      @dystopia47 6 лет назад +53

      same as when he smirks after reducing that jam festival lady to tears.

    • @SuperJojobean101
      @SuperJojobean101 3 года назад +3

      I also love the way he signs off, absolute delight. love it😂

    • @artifexjoinery9323
      @artifexjoinery9323 2 года назад +1

      @@dystopia47 I HATE SEBASTIEN COE!

    • @leoania
      @leoania 2 года назад +1

      Correct.

    • @RoskinGreenrake
      @RoskinGreenrake 2 года назад +3

      He even grins when just introducing the reporter in the field for status update before it got to that stage. I bet we can chat grins like that from real life newsmen.. War is not funny when you don't have an exit or when you realise that despite your mind you'll end up with a foot soldier's role..

  • @robertodasilva4801
    @robertodasilva4801 4 года назад +1436

    This is literally just Piers Morgan on good morning Britain

  • @ludogatari9558
    @ludogatari9558 5 лет назад +1760

    This is an absolute masterpiece critique of mass media hysteria.

    • @maaz322
      @maaz322 2 года назад +14

      Yup and the way the media is advertising that weapons and volunteers be sent to Ukraine to turn their country into a prolonged battleground is frightening. These actions put us on a precarious precipice to war.

    • @kenricnarbrough8191
      @kenricnarbrough8191 2 года назад +16

      Yeh, thank Christ it will never happen in real life...............

    • @HighSlayerRalton
      @HighSlayerRalton 2 года назад +3

      @@maaz322 The started when Russia invaded.

    • @petercarrington948
      @petercarrington948 2 года назад

      Absolutely true. 100%!

    • @raytracer5726
      @raytracer5726 2 года назад +3

      @@maaz322 USA has only been sending weapons like machine guns, stinger missiles, javelins etc.
      Not a single tank or airplane.
      Basically they are preparing Ukraine for a guerilla war.

  • @CrownAcademyEnglish
    @CrownAcademyEnglish 4 года назад +1589

    Well that escalated quickly. ^^

  • @GranTurismoRaceReplays
    @GranTurismoRaceReplays 2 года назад +708

    These guys were so ahead of their time. A perfect representation of media manipulation to push a narrative.

    • @AD-kv9kj
      @AD-kv9kj 2 года назад +76

      Hilarious and cleverly made, yes, but not really "ahead of their time". Chris Morris was just parodying Jeremy Paxman who'd been around since the 80s behaving just like this, and news media have always been a political tool for misinformation and distortion of events.
      It honestly baffles me how people now think all this is new, it isn't, it's depressingly old. All that's different now is the internet is host to far more of it. It seems like more people than ever before behave like they've been at the pub all night believing every word of some drunk having a rant - the modern equivalent being going on the internet and "doing research".
      Also, it sounds like everyone's only just learned the word "narrative" because it's all anyone ever repeats now. "Mainstream media!" "narrative!" "agenda!" It makes people sound like just another form of sheep, not thinking for themselves but just repeating what they've heard others say online.

    • @GranTurismoRaceReplays
      @GranTurismoRaceReplays 2 года назад +6

      @A D Don't take this the wrong way, but you come across as an absolute self-righteous narcissistic tosser. No offence! This is just an observation. I guess you're just a side effect of the modern-day bile spouting keyboard junkie who feels he can say what he wants in the safety of his sweaty chair. Congratulations!

    • @AD-kv9kj
      @AD-kv9kj 2 года назад +10

      @@GranTurismoRaceReplays Wow, the irony and hypocrisy. Get over your pretentious little self and stop throwing an online tantrum. "Dantes Creative Mind" my arse.

    • @joshk2533
      @joshk2533 2 года назад +7

      @@GranTurismoRaceReplays I don’t understand how any of what he said was narcissistic.

    • @GranTurismoRaceReplays
      @GranTurismoRaceReplays 2 года назад +4

      @Josh K who cares what you think? 😂😂😂

  • @SpecialKurbis
    @SpecialKurbis 5 лет назад +557

    0:44, love how the ministers title comes up for literally 1/2 a second haha..

    • @xXcangjieXx
      @xXcangjieXx 3 года назад +14

      Honestly I expected there to be more gibberish there

  • @pmberry
    @pmberry 2 года назад +312

    The attention to detail is incredible, like the moment at 0:45 where the caption comes up for too short a time to be read which not only happens sometimes when vision mixers are adjusting faders in real time but also gently pokes fun at the slightly overlong and stodgy titles HM Government is fond of.

    • @pmberry
      @pmberry 2 года назад +21

      And the length of my sentences.

    • @TroubleToby3040
      @TroubleToby3040 2 года назад +5

      @@pmberry 😂🤣😂Glad you pointed it out. By the time I got to the end of that comment, I'd completely forgotten the beginning! I had to reread it slowly to get the point. Still don't know what "vision mixers" are and "stodgy" sounds like a uniquely British term.🤷‍♂️ I've heard stodgy on every episode of British Bake Off but "can't be arsed" to look it up. (We also don't say "can't be arsed".🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️)

    • @gandalfstormcrow7943
      @gandalfstormcrow7943 2 года назад +1

      @@TroubleToby3040 where are you from?

    • @TroubleToby3040
      @TroubleToby3040 2 года назад +6

      @@gandalfstormcrow7943 Arkansas. I watch a lot of British panel shows (QI, Taskmaster, etc.) so I sometimes try out a little of the vernacular just for fun.

    • @DouglasCarnall
      @DouglasCarnall 2 года назад +2

      👍 couple more commas might be nice, but you make good points so who's counting?🤓

  • @rosePetrichor
    @rosePetrichor 4 года назад +287

    There are a lot of great moments in this, but one of my favourite easily-missed ones is how at 3:00 the ambassador that Chris was interviewing is wheeled off stage to the left, desk and all

  • @jackbriggs9318
    @jackbriggs9318 3 года назад +156

    The way this entire scene ratchets up the tension only to release it with an abrupt but professional segue into the weather update with Sylvester Stewart is incredible. I'm screaming.

    • @chillstar
      @chillstar 2 года назад +4

      NO WAY I AM TOOO! AGHGGHHHHH11!!1

  • @keode
    @keode Год назад +51

    Every line in this is so expertly written.
    Donnnald Bethl'hem in Eastmanstown on the Autralio-Hong Kong border, despite the fact both Australia and Hong Kong are islands, is one of my personal favourite bits (And no i did not make any typos)

    • @tobz1000
      @tobz1000 Год назад +8

      Clear typo there - it's Dônnnald

  • @MrMisanthrope84
    @MrMisanthrope84 2 года назад +163

    I love the way Chris Morris points at people when he's insulting them, makes me laugh every time.

    • @PHDiaz-vv7yo
      @PHDiaz-vv7yo 2 года назад +4

      Paxman!!!!

    • @MrMisanthrope84
      @MrMisanthrope84 2 года назад +4

      @@PHDiaz-vv7yo yeah I can't even watch University Challenge any more without thinking of the Day Today.

  • @gommechops
    @gommechops 2 года назад +110

    Such a promising young presenter, to think that in later years he would declare war himself (on stress). Such a shame about the irregularities in the pension fund that eventually caught up with him though.

    • @marcusmaher-triskellionfil5158
      @marcusmaher-triskellionfil5158 2 года назад +2

      Are you talking about Morris? Very cryptic ?

    • @SpiredRapidity
      @SpiredRapidity 2 года назад +4

      fAAATTTTHHHEEEEERRRRRR

    • @robertdenigan7521
      @robertdenigan7521 2 года назад +14

      @@marcusmaher-triskellionfil5158 Someone hasn't seen the IT Crowd 😂

    • @Jimmy_Jones
      @Jimmy_Jones 2 года назад +2

      @@marcusmaher-triskellionfil5158 ruclips.net/video/MZTvMYQSl_w/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/cEpKcBkkVMY/видео.html

    • @djoakeydoakey1076
      @djoakeydoakey1076 2 года назад +14

      The thing that let him down the most was gravity

  • @ronniemac2850
    @ronniemac2850 8 лет назад +460

    Like some crazy Trojan

    • @rspeak5768
      @rspeak5768 5 лет назад +39

      This is a late comment, but "Trojan Whore" would be a pretty clever replacement for "Trojan Horse"

    • @jessepinkman5409
      @jessepinkman5409 5 лет назад +2

      @@rspeak5768 That's what I completed it with in my head

    • @panayiotispanayiotou2579
      @panayiotispanayiotou2579 5 лет назад +7

      I remember it as some crazy Trojan war bitch

    • @CaptainBohnenbrot
      @CaptainBohnenbrot 4 года назад +3

      But it wasn't the trojans inside the horse, it was the greeks. UNACCEPTABLE! I demand retribution.

    • @TheFallofTheEleventh
      @TheFallofTheEleventh 4 года назад +4

      CaptainBohnenbrot are you saying you want what it is I think you want? War????

  • @SimonB198207
    @SimonB198207 9 лет назад +470

    Oh this takes me back! I recently visited the Australio-Hong Kongian border, where the built a low stone wall of Rememberance - twenty billion bricks long, one for everyone who perished in the conflict. Thing is, I wasn't looking where I was going and I tripped up over it. In a rage I kicked the wall hard, chipping off some of the names.... long story short, i'm in a prison cell and Melborne, Adelade and Canberra have just been nuked. Oh well...

    • @MrEAus
      @MrEAus 5 лет назад +15

      well, as David Brent (from Wernam-Hogg's Slough branch) would put it...
      Adelaide being nuked would cause about 15 quid's worth o'damage

    • @Synthesizer4274
      @Synthesizer4274 5 лет назад +4

      @Evan Jones
      Yes officer, this comment right here.

    • @jazzy4830
      @jazzy4830 3 года назад +2

      At least nothing of value was lost then

    • @Curios_Cat
      @Curios_Cat 2 года назад +1

      A Nuclear Hong Kong then? 😂

    • @chips989
      @chips989 2 месяца назад

      War never changes

  • @TheOnionEnjoyer
    @TheOnionEnjoyer 2 года назад +116

    you know why you're here

  • @brianyule1289
    @brianyule1289 5 лет назад +155

    'The stretched twig of peace is at melting point' gets me every time.

    • @Chex2331
      @Chex2331 11 месяцев назад

      People here are literally BURSTING with war.

  • @harryantino
    @harryantino Год назад +11

    Sky News in Ukraine since Feb 2022. Practically gagging for death and blood at every step.

  • @darryl_mason
    @darryl_mason 2 года назад +144

    This was one of those moments of satire when you thought, 'There's no way news media can ever do this War Fever crap again after this.' Of course, they only got worse through the 1990s and 2000s.

    • @simonsimon325
      @simonsimon325 2 года назад +16

      This show completely ruined the news for me. Never been able to watch it with a straight face since.

    • @mancuniancandidatem
      @mancuniancandidatem 2 года назад +11

      That's why they pulled his show off the air.

    • @themessageinabottle9574
      @themessageinabottle9574 2 года назад +2

      Younger generation doesn't remember war fever... it's quite new for us. I don't remember the news coverage after 9/11 but I'm sure it was similar to this and current news coverage. I remember watching the news coverage of taking action in Syria back in roughly 2016/17 (arms deals and sanctions etc. not a hot war) and it was much more measured and nothing like what we are seeing today

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology 2 года назад +2

      Anecdote: on the day of the 9/11 a friend of mine was watching the TV coverage in Canada.
      After the first report they had to turn it off when, in real time, each segment was emblazoned with "Drama! Now!", explosions etc etc
      Because reporting on the attack itself just would not have been 'catchy' enough, apparently.

    • @gerardodoherty9178
      @gerardodoherty9178 Год назад +1

      I think the media thought this skit was celebrating what they do.

  • @fkos86
    @fkos86 2 года назад +32

    BBC News this morning. WAR!

  • @TerminalGeometry
    @TerminalGeometry 2 года назад +42

    Probably the most prescient video on RUclips.

    • @ianm1462
      @ianm1462 2 года назад +5

      Here today for that very reason

  • @MrTalklikeapirate
    @MrTalklikeapirate 8 лет назад +516

    chris morris is a woefully underused comedy genius

    • @geordiejones5618
      @geordiejones5618 3 года назад +26

      Without him we wouldn't have most of the media parodies that exist today. He really laid the foundation for a lot of commentary on media hysteria, distrust in media, social manipulation and the personalities that dominate the airwaves

    • @Johnconno
      @Johnconno 3 года назад +3

      @@geordiejones5618 That's because of The Christopher Morris Academy in Hampstead.

    • @MrMisanthrope84
      @MrMisanthrope84 2 года назад +10

      Chris Morris is responsible for delivering the funniest sentences in human history. He's top of the list, hands down.

  • @KarazolaX
    @KarazolaX Год назад +28

    I love how there's clever jokes that respect the audience's intelligence. Like how they had a reporter in place of exactly where they'd expect the war to break out on standby.
    My favorite bit is that the huge WAR letters were shrouded completely in darkness, but OBVIOUSLY they've been there the whole time, and they planned on flipping them on. It's really clever stuff.

  • @11metalfan
    @11metalfan Год назад +18

    4 year old me driving my parents to divorce

  • @captainoates27
    @captainoates27 11 лет назад +268

    "The stretched twig of peace is at melting point"

  • @TheCatBilbo
    @TheCatBilbo Год назад +8

    It's so funny because it's horribly close to reality. Lots of graphics, dramatic music, urgency...then - the weather.

  • @TrueGaming140.48
    @TrueGaming140.48 2 года назад +15

    Meanwhile in 2022 in Ukraine...

  • @arkooarkooarkoo
    @arkooarkooarkoo 4 года назад +74

    “A man sees God in his car. He crashes...” - Jaques ‘Jaques’ Liverot

    • @antonydyatlov5651
      @antonydyatlov5651 3 года назад +1

      It's just funny nonsense; a caricature of the sort of impenetrable statement a pretentious philosopher might make.

    • @axr6327
      @axr6327 3 года назад +1

      @@antonydyatlov5651 It caught me so off guard I've been reciting the quote all day. Such stylish humor, honestly.

    • @jameseyk1
      @jameseyk1 2 года назад +1

      It's stupid but the more you think about it it's actually quite a deep statement.

    • @paulc7956
      @paulc7956 Месяц назад

      “A brilliant man and a surprisingly nice one too.”

  • @myautobiographyafanfic1413
    @myautobiographyafanfic1413 5 лет назад +191

    I love how war initiates a Final Fantasy battle theme.

    • @NoctuaOlivae
      @NoctuaOlivae 6 месяцев назад

      That's just the opening theme of the show

  • @WalksWithNoFear
    @WalksWithNoFear 2 года назад +64

    Please give a thumbs up if you're watching this because of the Russia-Ukraine conflict

  • @tombicknell5868
    @tombicknell5868 5 лет назад +47

    Chris Morris is one of a kind. Thank fuck he had the ability, resources and most importantly hard work to share his art. Legend.

  • @BigCol247
    @BigCol247 2 года назад +30

    "People here are literally bursting with war"

  • @Soliy87
    @Soliy87 2 года назад +17

    If anything this is ten times worse now with the internet and social media with non stop saturation coverage

  • @NaturalWorldFacts
    @NaturalWorldFacts 3 года назад +211

    Good old Chris Morris! This was true comedy

    • @fmb636
      @fmb636 2 года назад

      haha, yes Chris :--)

  • @DNSL_
    @DNSL_ Год назад +9

    0:24 balenciaga

    • @ballistycal
      @ballistycal Год назад

      Settle down

    • @Whispurer
      @Whispurer 11 месяцев назад

      What

    • @paulalan2106
      @paulalan2106 11 месяцев назад

      daniel how did you know war was going to happen

  • @ab8jeh
    @ab8jeh 3 года назад +56

    That emphasis on "treaty" gets me every time. Classic Paxman.

    • @Simpleburger1968
      @Simpleburger1968 2 года назад +1

      Yes ! I loved that emphasis and - contemptuous ? - emphasis too.

    • @MCVessels
      @MCVessels 2 года назад +2

      @@Simpleburger1968 It's like he's trying to do inverted commas with his eyebrows.

    • @zantas-handle
      @zantas-handle 2 года назад

      @@MCVessels Yes! Spot on!

  • @KANETHEPAIN93
    @KANETHEPAIN93 4 года назад +39

    “Let’s revolve the weather collar now seventy degrees to the midlands where I was first bereaved” 😂

    • @Brokout
      @Brokout 3 года назад +14

      r o t a t e t h e t h r o a t c i r c l e

    • @duncanklf
      @duncanklf 2 года назад +3

      Can’t believe nobody’s mentioned “a large cack of cloud”

    • @swirls5801
      @swirls5801 7 месяцев назад +1

      I can't hear the word bereaved without thinking of Sylvester Stewart in the weather collar

  • @DLSacks
    @DLSacks 2 года назад +25

    "This is the one thing we didn't want to happen."

  • @AFGuidesHD
    @AFGuidesHD 11 месяцев назад +26

    2:51 when Benjamin declares it a war.

    • @shadowtrooper262
      @shadowtrooper262 11 месяцев назад +2

      Why tf are you here? 😂

    • @AFGuidesHD
      @AFGuidesHD 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@shadowtrooper262 why are you here ?

    • @NoTraceOfSense
      @NoTraceOfSense 11 месяцев назад

      Oh boy I love living through historical events

    • @Whispurer
      @Whispurer 11 месяцев назад

      Oh boy I can't wait for WAR TO BREAK OUT BETWEEN THE EAST AND WEST

  • @jimkhana007
    @jimkhana007 2 года назад +72

    15 years ago yet still so relevant,
    Was the first thing I thought of with how things are playing out today 🤷‍♂️

    • @nottmjas
      @nottmjas 2 года назад +16

      15 years ago?
      More like 28, unbelievable.

    • @jimkhana007
      @jimkhana007 2 года назад +1

      @@nottmjas shit - I’m not that old am I! 🤣😂🤣😂
      Yeah, your probably right - I just saw this clip was posted 15 years ago 🤦‍♂️

    • @nottmjas
      @nottmjas 2 года назад +2

      @@jimkhana007 KYTV also had an episode were they parodied a war, with the poolled journalists hovering around the 'media' (swimming) pool in a hotel.

    • @jounik8980
      @jounik8980 2 года назад

      What has changed in 15years, not many, iphone 1 is iphone 88, same shit with different number

  • @JackKlumpass
    @JackKlumpass 2 года назад +39

    Chris Morris is genius and should come out of retirement, and also he nearly ran me over on his push bike near Brewer Street.

    • @mikekelly321
      @mikekelly321 2 года назад +3

      you should've laid on the floor in front of his bike and shouted "IS THIS COOL???? COOL AM I??"

    • @JackKlumpass
      @JackKlumpass 2 года назад +1

      Yes, yes from the drugs episode!!! Lol
      The yardanketies - living in drugged off times🤪

    • @returnoftheredeye
      @returnoftheredeye 2 года назад

      I used to live on Brewer st, the one in Brighton. Still live pretty close.

    • @Hysteria98
      @Hysteria98 2 года назад +3

      He just recently did a good film on the FBI domestic terrorism shenanigans. But yeah, he needs to do so much more than 1 thing every 10 years.

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology 2 года назад

      You were clearly trying to deal cake.
      He was running you off the road to protect the public.

  • @SEB_UTB
    @SEB_UTB 2 года назад +141

    “Mr Putin, it appears that the stretched twig of peace is at melting point - what are you going to do about it?”

    • @kingloser4198
      @kingloser4198 2 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/nbMyELNEDLs/видео.html

    • @ewaf88
      @ewaf88 2 года назад +3

      Destroy Ukraine - then Europe - Then the World followed by the Solar system - the Milky way - our local cluster - the Universe and finally the Multiverse - but my lust for power and destruction can never be satisfied. I am God.
      Thank you Mr Putin -

  • @Bertaut
    @Bertaut 6 месяцев назад +8

    I love how "tension here is very high" literally 8 seconds after the disagreement. And 20 seconds later, buildings are already on fire and bombs dropping.

  • @tomjones7785
    @tomjones7785 2 года назад +19

    let me give you a hint....BANG. Almost 30 years old and still funnier and more relevant than anything about these days.

  • @hullian1113
    @hullian1113 3 года назад +14

    Hurry up, hurry up, get your Jersey-France fishing war comments in *now!*

  • @Burningpaladin1
    @Burningpaladin1 2 года назад +10

    Sky news coverage of the Ukraine crises be like

    • @kenricnarbrough8191
      @kenricnarbrough8191 2 года назад

      Goddamn phuck that newsroom. Possibly the worst, it's a strong field.

  • @davidwilson6577
    @davidwilson6577 4 года назад +98

    What yesterday was satire, today is the day today.

    • @davidwilson6577
      @davidwilson6577 4 года назад

      @PlebzOr Blapparapp I mean there's other people commenting on how it's good satire that reflects actual news practices but I don't see anyone on my level of punsmanship.

    • @william-uk
      @william-uk 2 года назад +2

      Every day, the day today.

  • @DanielJimenez-vq5gw
    @DanielJimenez-vq5gw 11 месяцев назад +18

    What a time to be alive! IT'S WAR!

  • @jamesmcstein6758
    @jamesmcstein6758 2 года назад +7

    How relevant is this now... Every news outlet literally having a wet dream over Ukraine 🤦‍♂️

  • @Ticks42
    @Ticks42 2 года назад +37

    "Like some crazy Trojan" will never fail to make me laugh

    • @jimb9063
      @jimb9063 8 месяцев назад

      The one line that didn't quite make sense, as it was the Greeks inside the Trojan Horse, which I think is the point of the reference.
      Some crazy Greek wouldn't have worked though, nor Achaean probably.

    • @Spazturtle
      @Spazturtle 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@jimb9063its been censored, the full line on the uncensored dvd is "Like some crazy Trojan whore"

  • @GrilledChickenTV
    @GrilledChickenTV 2 года назад +235

    Feels like I’ve been watching this scenario play out in real time with the Russian Ukraine crisis

  • @yorktown99
    @yorktown99 Год назад +11

    It takes a special sort of skill for an actor to not just look like not-an-actor, but look like someone, so helplessly thrust in front of a television camera, they must be a hapless civil servant.

  • @EdwardIvings
    @EdwardIvings 2 года назад +12

    appropriate

  • @GodOfVictory501
    @GodOfVictory501 6 лет назад +41

    The actor playing the British minister appeared as Sweaty Raphael in 'I'm Alan Partridge'.
    (he also provided the voice of Radio Norwich)

    • @thomashayes6528
      @thomashayes6528 5 лет назад +2

      Cacky Raphael

    • @kristianTV1974
      @kristianTV1974 4 года назад +3

      He was also in This Time with Alan Partridge on the subject of corporal punishment

  • @ghostcat5303
    @ghostcat5303 2 года назад +38

    crushingly depressing how this clip becomes relevant every few years or so

  • @STE-EFC
    @STE-EFC 2 года назад +7

    This is less funny now that Sky News are doing this in real life

    • @Hysteria98
      @Hysteria98 2 года назад +1

      When were they not? This skit is based on how the news always propagates and profits from war.

  • @HarcMad
    @HarcMad 2 года назад +9

    Who here after Russia invaded?

  • @shaunflynn8314
    @shaunflynn8314 8 лет назад +95

    Way ahead of it's time... I can see Kay Burley doing this today.

    • @chrisharrison763
      @chrisharrison763 5 лет назад +3

      And also way ahead of its time.

    • @flankspeed
      @flankspeed 4 года назад +7

      @@joseparcenary4706 Yep, that's the natural Kay Burley reaction to the deaths of thousands:
      "This is my chance to *SHINE* ."

  • @gjmac7247
    @gjmac7247 2 года назад +15

    And here we are 2022 and once again it's WAR

  • @jcc6913
    @jcc6913 2 года назад +5

    2:57 dramatized reenactment of what happened in literally every major news outlet + Twitter, Instagram, RUclips, Telegram and TikTok during February 24, 2022

  • @BelgianWaffle
    @BelgianWaffle 2 года назад +12

    Hello to everyone rolling in from today's news.

  • @merocaine
    @merocaine 2 года назад +6

    It's parody, not by much though.

  • @snipedude4953
    @snipedude4953 Год назад +15

    The media is still exactly like this.