r/HFY TFOS# 585 - Humans are Weird: Nike, A Hole in One, Warm Spot (Hfy Sci-Fi Reddit Stories)

[@Chaosrunepownage]

The warm spot is a strange thing. If a chair in public is warm when I sit on it, I'm disgusted and move to another area, but if it's at home, warmed by the cat, I absolutely love it.

[@redjd8557]

Same but I don't have a cat so it's a little disconcerting

[@neuralmute]

And the cat loves the human heater phenomenon too. Whenever I get up in the night to use the washroom, I come back to find that my pillow has been hijacked by a fuzzy ball of sleep.

[@DragonJohn]

I'm wondering if the human said "night" instead of "nike" since he passed out immediately after saying it but the avians didn't hear it correctly.

[@AsmodeusDHare]

well given the Greek Goddess of Victory and the word victory is pronounced 'Nih (think knit)-keh' or 'knee-keh' and by modern Greek Knee-Key... I'm thinking it's an odd pronounciation.

[@TheStarMachine2000]

@@AsmodeusDHare probably. As the modern shoe company is Nike, it is possible that it was pronounced differently for clarity

[@johnnycampbell3422]

Scoring the profanity in a round of golf would surely be a sport and art unto itself.

[@murphycunningham2465]

Whisky
Clubs
Kilts

[@localcryptid3127]

Ah yes the human heater

[@AgroSquerril]

yarp

[@discusmaximus]

For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

[@AgroSquerril]

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[@MarkGast]

List of only human profanities ... thank you gentle-beings. That is a diplomatic whole in one. Blessed be the Algorithym11!

[@isaackinsley1662]

That last one is warms my heart.

[@calvingreene90]

A truly great victory.

[@bobsterclause342]

Humans are weird playlist
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[@herrjggcchvghvtxcdgxghmhgh]

FOR THE ICECREAM!!!!!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the CreamyIce

[@pagansavage5267]

Almost at 100000. Go Agrosquerril

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@grossteilfahrer]

Algorhythm - regular updates
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[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@Wishedon]

Thanks!

[@AgroSquerril]

A pleasure , glad you enjoyed. Thank you for the dono , it's much appreciated.

[@homeskooltn8405]

FOR THE ALGORITHM

[@AgroSquerril]

FOR THE ALGORITHM

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

FOR THE ALGORITHM

[@contrafax]

This should be good, love these.

[@kdmbigpig]

Cracking stuff good sir

[@jaytonobrien6325]

Damn i like reading along

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you enjoy it

[@sherylcascadden4988]

For the algorithm!!!

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

For the Algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the Algorithm

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@wyvernharries4788]

I love that one.

[@bobsterclause342]

Nike was pronounced correctly for this.

[@lexiishizzle95]

Was it? I’ve only heard it pronounced Niké. Assuming you’re talking about the goddess, not the brand, is that how it was pronounced?

[@AsmodeusDHare]

I've always heard it as knee-key but then again I was listening to more modern Greek.

[@t.p.3456]

For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠

[@elfeater1760]

For the Algorithm11!

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

First For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

First For the algorithm

[@MARKSTRINGFELLOW1]

🖖🖖🖖

[@merlinwizard1000]

43rd, 21 September 2023

[@arakheno4051]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm