Urinal Hopping & Best Things That Come In Pairs - Episode 287 - Spitballers Comedy Show
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- Опубликовано: 9 июн 2024
- It’s another laughter filled episode from the Spitballers. This week we discuss the fine art of urinal hopping, dig deep into the world of toothbrushes, play a round of Man of the People and then draft the best things that come in pairs. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
04:23 - Would You Rather?
27:14 - Man of the People
37:58 - Best Things That Come in Pairs
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Chesticles are by far the best pair.
When Jason said “this should be my number one because I have them” I honestly thought that’s where he was going.
Forgot he has twins.
I'm with Jason on the puppies and babies going poo! That was my number one answer! LOL 😂
I almost spit my drink all over my computer at the urinal bit. Good stuff, gents!
Me too
I had the permanent 3 day weekend with Mondays off, loved it. Every Monday holiday we got off, I’d just get 8 hours to plug in any other day that week to be away from work. I imagine these guys like coming in Mondays and reacting to the games, but it was so nice watching a full day of football and still having a day off after to do anything I wanted, while everything is way less busy.
I love Mike's laugh. It reminds me of Harry Dunne's laugh from Dumb & Dumber.
Currently having a bad anxiety attack and crying out of fear and disappointment.. so I’m listening to your podcast to help me thru it. It’s been my go to the last few weeks to help me when I feel anxious or when I need some joy or laughter before I go to sleep. And it’s funny cuz you’re talking about ppl needing laughter and joy and Drs prescribing this podcast at the beginning of this. I’ve been unemployed since January due to anxiety and panic attacks. These 6 mo have been the worst part of my life. But it is true that your podcasts helps. Thank you guys.
And if there’s at all any sort of remote work (I live in CA) I could do for y’all I would be honored and appreciative beyond words..!! Literally anything would help (seriously I’ll take 10 hours a week!) bcuz I’m about to run out of money due to not working since January and I just need a way to survive til I get thru this 😔🖤
Maybe I can take some of the work off of Brooks plate since my last name is also Brooks. You guys can just call be Brooks number 2. Lol
Oh my goodness!!! I laughed so hard during the urinal discussion that I got written up at work!
You know it’s going to be a great show when they all show up in black
That water pic segment was amazing 😂😂😂
Great show!!!! Laughs all the way through.
I was heading up into the hills when Andy made his big break comment. Halfway thru the Master Class promo, I lost signal. Took 30 mins to get back to the show. Hope you guys enjoyed your big break!😂
Referring to a previous episode, Andy does say DONE-bell 😂
Draft idea - dumbest unwritten rules of society
There actually is a monocular. It’s a single binocular
Confirmed! Jason is indeed a Diva!👸
Seems like you said “big break” because Mike had just recently mentioned how Jason was a “big loser” lol
1. Reese’s cups
2. Flipping double birds
3. The two individual episodes of SpongeBob that comprise a full 30 minute show
4. Chromosomes
Jason said he rather have a nice pair of shoes than his twins 😂😂🤦🏽♂️
The matching shirts ⚫️
Oh my god the DUNbell thing came up AGAIN, lmao I thought we already fixed this Andy!!!
As a person who works 3 12’s. I constantly have 4 days off it is quite magical
Mike's wee keepin it clean by leaving the dudu out of the scat, a real Dan Brown situation avoided.
The pair of underwear were a low key awesome pick. Pair of underwear is wayyyyy more important than a pair of pants
Salty Spitoon: How tough are ya?
Mike: I use hot water on my water pick and turn it up to 10
Salty Spitoon: Come on in.
Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups! ❤
The guys all went slimming today lol
Big bristles is back
Would you rather have a private masseuse but they can only do a 3 inch by 3 inch area, or a private chef but they can only prepare 1 type of food
Good morning gang!
I was really hoping for a review-asaurus-rex on today's episode Its been a while since we've had one :(
What amazing feat of engineering do you use that has a toothbrush and waterpick as one unit? Please do tell, I need one in my life
I brushed my teeth too hard for so many years my enamel isn't just worn off but it's actually got lines in it from the direction of brushing.. Oops. Switched to soft bristles.
My wife is a twin. I wish I could come in pairs
Jason ❤Prius
My Wife is a twin so I agree there
I don't consider myself to have a "dirty mind" lol - but come on, fellas, there's one and only one answer that every male thought of coming in pairs - and if you say otherwise, you're a liar, lol
This is my first time actually watching the pod as opposed to listening. No one's voice matches what I imagined everyone would look like. Idk what to do now. It's a rough transition
Yall pls don't listen to Mike (as usual 😂) do not brush your gums that hard I'm sure his are already receding and they don't grow back
Mike, that scat was way above a normal man's ability to understand. You've been watching too much Jordan Peterson.
Alright guys I can’t be the only that thought of
( . )( . ) when I saw the draft title 😬