Bad Butt Days & Historical Figures Battle Royale - Episode 271 - Spitballers Comedy Show
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- Опубликовано: 4 фев 2024
- On this episode we learn about Jason’s fancy island escapades, how long we can survive in a zombie apocalypse and a surprise cuisine confession. We close the show out back in the coliseum with a historical figures battle royale. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
02:00 - Would You Rather?
22:20 - That’s a Great Question
44:50 - Draft: Historical Figures Battle Royale
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I'm really surprised Mike didn't draft bravery, fortitude, strength, and quickness.
Andy’s clothes being too soft. 😂 You guys are going to get me in trouble for laughing so much while I’m working. Lol.
As a history lover and degree holder this is obviously my favorite draft. That being said if everyone comes into the arena with their weapons, Andy wins easily because he drafted the only person with a gun. Otherwise Mike wins hands down because he drafted all warriors. Quite a few generals from history were not known as good warriors. Each of Mike's picks were lead from the front warrior. Genghis Khan spent much of his life fighting to survive before he became the Khan of Khans, Vlad the Impaler spent his entire life fighting the Ottoman Empire and was arguably one of their greatest enemies with very few soldiers at his command. Joan of Arc lead successful sieges and battles, often the first over the walls because she believed she was sent by God to do his bidding to defeat the enemies of France. And Leonidas is self explanatory for anyone who has seen 300 (even if most of the movie is stylized lol). Jason is close, but William Wallace was known for his leadership in real life than his fighting skill, Spartacus and Atilla are his best warriors and nothing to sneeze at, but Sun Tzu was military theory and that works when its armies but this is man to man. Andy has 1 true fighter, a slinger, and two regular dudes
This comment made me happier than the episode
I kept yelling at the phone, "the statue of David is the biblical David".
Also, how is Andy drafting David but not Samson? 😂
Lol they're both fictional
@@dbone024 king David is a historically figure factually. Whatever you believe put Aside. He was a king of Israel and historical record shows that lol
@@jakevossen9167 oh hell yeah the dude who was banging 8 broads? Yeah he's tight but I don't think he beat a Goliath therefore bad pick. He's gotta monster dong tho.
Andy opening the biblical option by drafting David but then leaving Samson is crazy
Napoleon was a massive snub, gonna add to his complex XD
Would you rather be on minimum wage for the rest of your life or 1 million a year but a snail is constantly chasing you and if it touches you,you die
Gotta love the 40 yr old man with the hat on backwards. Perfect for a comedy podcast. Next thing you know he's going to start saying "no cap" and "bet". Love you guys 😂
This pod is gas fr fr
How in the world was Achilles not even mentioned... Definitely my 1.01
Let’s gooo needed a new spitballers episode !!
Missed the 1-01 Miyamoto Musashi - greatest swordsman of all time.
I was at basic training with no phone access when Endgame was out. My drill sergeant put us all in formation and made us listen to the entire plot of endgame for like 15 minutes. It was the worst punishment we got the whole time we were there.
Thank you fpr your service but fuck that CO.
Nobody drafted Tamerlane The Great?? He killed over 5% of the Earths Population, dude was brutal!!
Can’t believe no one drafted Miyamoto Musashi.
Lol Audy Murphy, Sgt York... Anyone with a gun in history lol
Hey Mike, from one Zombie movie fan to another, Dawn of the Dead was the movie in the shopping center. Day of the dead was when they were in the underground bunker in Florida. Personally I think the Mall is a toss up idea, plenty of provisions but also any access points and blind areas to monitor.
Thanks for this, work is so so stressful lately and I’m so happy to start off today with a new episode 😊
Jason has a bad case of the Huns 😉
I would like to add the nuance that Alexander the Great was Macedonian
Jack the ripper was a coward who would not step foot in the arena. AND YOU GUYS should look up what david and his mighty mean did later against huge numbers of enemies. Who will be suprised.
The giant snot ball
I don’t know how Achilles made it out the first round
I came here to say the same thing.
I thought that was the easy 1.01
The fact that Jason was alone in the sneeze argument was infuriating. I 100000% side with Jason.
My wife sneezes every time after she eats a meal and her record for sneezes after a meal was just broke at my sister in laws 60th birthday dinner! 22 lol!
If you drafted Harry Truman, would he have gotten to use a nuclear bomb?
Horse is delicious, in Japan certain areas eat them sashimi (raw). it tastes like.....horse lol
Anyone else need to get trapped on a fancy island real soon? 😂🕺🏝️
Happy Monday
Was thinking Andy was going to pair David with Jesus… kill him and he’ll be back. Plus miracles…
He'll be the last survivor but he's a pacifist. Plus the resurrecting people is a cheat code, lol.
Should do the worst bad guys draft!
Jason was in the middle of a crazy sandwich today, a snot ball is way worse BUT living in the great white north we have an higher snot ratio so i might be biased ;)
A buddy of mine wears his underwear four days in a row smh, he has a system he says where he wears them regular, then rotates the front to the back, then turns it inside out, and then rotates them again front to back before he cleans them unless he has an accident?! Smh!
Just gotta say that living in a desert also helps against zombies. Their bodies will rot and get destroyed in summer. I think they’d turn to dust in this arizona summer
Mike, now you see why McCoy’s nickname is “Shady”…
No Achilles or napoleon taken is crazy
Where's my boy Lü Bu?
😁👍
Maui Jim's are NOT "a little bit expensive."
25:36 I’d like to point out in Resident Evil 2 movie, a major character was in a wheelchair and did in fact crawl out of chair and killed the antagonist. Spoiler
You can't put spoiler at the end of the post. Defeats the whole purpose.
i would say meh
So then who was Noah's wife?
I know what you mean by too soft andy, and no i would not wear it either.
Maybe I haven't seen it yet, but I think y'all have to have a draft of the best pro wrestlers and one of the worst
i would rather spoil movies
Can u submit would u fathers on here…
Jason, better the snotball that is no longer in you. Leaving it in your nose is more gross
Could you still just blow your nose and just not sneeze? Al Borland?
Mike automatically wins with the Vlad pick 🧛♂️
Ok Joan is getting smoked let’s be honest. HOW DOES NO ONE TAKE SAMSON OR ELIJAH?! LITERAL BARBARIAN AND CLERIC FROM DND, RAISING DEAD AND FIREBALL + INVINCIBILITY
Also Mike Tyson ….
Bruce Lee …. What are we doing
Master IP ?!??
Joan is not getting smoked unless it's at the stake. She got that +777 God armor.
Fair point, she’s got plot armor lol
I like how Andy picked David and then wanted to make sure his next pick was real. Lol David never really fought a Goliath you know that right? He's fictional.
Why don't you ask Jewish historians if one of the greatest kings in their entire history was real or not.
@@CartmanMorisato Hitler wasn't a king you MORONEse
Country is trash, Jason. Do better!
Isn't David a Bible character? Not a historical figure? The Bible isn't a book of history, FYI. It's a belief, not a historical text. Should've been drafting real people.
Why don't you ask Jewish historians if one of the greatest kings in their entire history was real or not.