Galactic Turncoats & Best Objects with a Handle - Episode 286 - Spitballers Comedy Show

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  • Опубликовано: 22 янв 2025

Комментарии • 68

  • @michaelanderson8953
    @michaelanderson8953 7 месяцев назад +4

    Jason’s face during the suitcase moving was amazing. 😂

  • @JS-rc4fg
    @JS-rc4fg 7 месяцев назад +7

    @ 20:35 did mike say " i error on the side of an over abundance of commas"? instead of "err" on the side

  • @Jerm408502
    @Jerm408502 7 месяцев назад +8

    Mike is 100% right about waiting to eat. Why would I ask someone else if I can have their permission to eat my food. Ridiculous. So it's better for both of us to be unhappy? If you want to eat at the exact same time then tell the waiter to bring the dishes out at the same time. Don't expect me to wait until my dish is cold or ask permission, it's the restaurants fault, not mine.

    • @atticustibbs2415
      @atticustibbs2415 7 месяцев назад

      Tell me you’re 18 without telling me

    • @catchmybreak
      @catchmybreak 7 месяцев назад +2

      I also agree 100% and am 31 lol idk anyone else who waits either I'm not superior to anyone else so why should I expect someone to eat their food on my terms

    • @patrickkilduff5272
      @patrickkilduff5272 6 месяцев назад

      ...and this is why you don't get asked out to dinner

  • @lrfixit
    @lrfixit 7 месяцев назад

    Great show! Laughed so hard my ribs hurt!

  • @gabrielcoggins2204
    @gabrielcoggins2204 7 месяцев назад +2

    Best part of my Monday!

  • @jordantremblay9396
    @jordantremblay9396 7 месяцев назад +1

    Didn’t know how much I needed this until last week. Thanks guys

  • @tylermartin9697
    @tylermartin9697 7 месяцев назад +3

    The real answer for the thing Jason would beat everyone at is easy guys... metals

  • @BlackDoveWar
    @BlackDoveWar 7 месяцев назад +1

    mike is correct when it comes to the waiting of food

  • @buddhadickson4309
    @buddhadickson4309 7 месяцев назад +3

    Good morning gang!

  • @sabel1039
    @sabel1039 7 месяцев назад

    Watching the show is the only way to go

  • @giraffesauce4561
    @giraffesauce4561 7 месяцев назад

    10:38 “If there is a world in the future where I am on a ship and I have to abduct ANOTHER alien…” This suggests that Jason has either abducted aliens before, or he is an alien!

  • @carsonreed9408
    @carsonreed9408 7 месяцев назад +1

    Owl in the thumbnail 😍

  • @notanexpert522
    @notanexpert522 7 месяцев назад +2

    Fumbled the orca problem. Orcas have never attacked a human in open water. Question is super easy and it isn't the cockroaches.

  • @moogie7494
    @moogie7494 7 месяцев назад +2

    The 1.01 was just doors. That covers so many options.

  • @AnnaSmithWithLove
    @AnnaSmithWithLove 14 дней назад

    Jason’s got a case of the podcast hands👋🚫💪

  • @bktenn29
    @bktenn29 7 месяцев назад +2

    1. Mini gun
    2. Chainsaw
    3. Motorcycle
    4. Handlebar mustache

    • @namesandmanes
      @namesandmanes 7 месяцев назад +2

      I was totally waiting for someone to draft mustache!

    • @ryancole7376
      @ryancole7376 7 месяцев назад +1

      That’s a great combo of picks lol

  • @dakotatheplumber1287
    @dakotatheplumber1287 7 месяцев назад

    I assumed Mike would have chosen a coffee mug for something with a handle since he picked it up while in the draft.

  • @quesothekid9725
    @quesothekid9725 7 месяцев назад +1

    Mikes confidence in completely wrong info is insane.

    • @catchmybreak
      @catchmybreak 7 месяцев назад +1

      You can tell he doesn't like to admit when he's wrong lol

  • @jeremysnelson8177
    @jeremysnelson8177 7 месяцев назад +5

    Wait did Andy order at burger at a Mexican restaurant? 🤔😧

  • @Diezel_Mayweather
    @Diezel_Mayweather 2 месяца назад

    Giant Squids fight Killer Whales and Orcas.

  • @Diezel_Mayweather
    @Diezel_Mayweather 2 месяца назад

    Demolition Man had Rat Burgers 🍔 and they looked good.

  • @Stardawg21
    @Stardawg21 7 месяцев назад +1

    Unless you're in Sea World, take the Orca

  • @robertrecotta6971
    @robertrecotta6971 7 месяцев назад

    FYI fellas. There has never been an incident of wild orcas attacking human beings. You'd be terrified, but safe.

  • @TyPing3009
    @TyPing3009 7 месяцев назад +1

    Door being undrafted is a terrible oversight

  • @domasks8851
    @domasks8851 7 месяцев назад

    You cant HANDLE the truth!

  • @michaelfilley5138
    @michaelfilley5138 6 месяцев назад

    Freshen up on your documentaries and you'll quickly realize Aliens are the 1000% way to go

  • @Plan__B
    @Plan__B 7 месяцев назад

    Jason should've drafted metal 😁

  • @tresnalder2149
    @tresnalder2149 7 месяцев назад

    Did Jason just draft a Prius at 1.01?! 😮

  • @xclusive1987
    @xclusive1987 7 месяцев назад

    Can’t believe Mike literally chose the specific thing that I picked to face 100 random people in. If you’re ever in the Philly area and want to settle who the best is, let me know.

  • @ryanbozzo1161
    @ryanbozzo1161 7 месяцев назад

    Toilet and smoker/grill were missed in the draft

  • @Dookiestain316
    @Dookiestain316 5 месяцев назад

    I feel like I’m going crazy here that no one picked A HAMMER

  • @ethanmcclelland4872
    @ethanmcclelland4872 7 месяцев назад

    That scat was amazing.

  • @J.bananas
    @J.bananas 7 месяцев назад +2

    Please do that draft of societal norms that nake no sense

  • @michaeldymzarov5078
    @michaeldymzarov5078 7 месяцев назад

    I had a friend that took kids out of their beds at night, with their parent's permission, to take them to military camp/school or rehab. It's real.

  • @thomasknauff6939
    @thomasknauff6939 7 месяцев назад

    Thought Jason might take the handicapped stall in the draft.

  • @robiapicca5967
    @robiapicca5967 7 месяцев назад

    Jason's 101 not being the fridge was depressing...

  • @justinstatzer7924
    @justinstatzer7924 7 месяцев назад

    Twitter Handles in a box with wheels?

  • @KevinSkoVO
    @KevinSkoVO 7 месяцев назад

    I

  • @quesothekid9725
    @quesothekid9725 7 месяцев назад +11

    Orcas have never killed humans in the wild. Thought this was common knowledge.
    Edit: added "humans"

    • @a_wretch_like_me9665
      @a_wretch_like_me9665 7 месяцев назад

      Yeah there's never been a recorded human death by orca in the wild. Not saying it's never happened, but it's never been proven in the wild.

    • @Plan__B
      @Plan__B 7 месяцев назад +2

      Killed or killed humans?... swish

    • @quesothekid9725
      @quesothekid9725 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@Plan__B humans. Lol good catch...

    • @kacenmartin8821
      @kacenmartin8821 7 месяцев назад

      What? They literally play volleyball with seals...

    • @jabrooks1989
      @jabrooks1989 7 месяцев назад

      Then why are they called “killer whales” lol

  • @larrymontoya929
    @larrymontoya929 7 месяцев назад

    Hey I need some help from the spitballers or hopefully the ducers see this, I’m trying to rewatch an old funny episode but I cannot find it. I’m looking for the one where they play 2 truths and a lie and they talk about the CEO of food for the poor, Robin Mahfood😂 Any help?

    • @bingley_music
      @bingley_music 7 месяцев назад

      Robin Mafood was a legendary episode lol. I feel like that one was in the 100s

  • @kacenmartin8821
    @kacenmartin8821 7 месяцев назад

    Glad I'm a bratwurst.. nice. Lmao

  • @dakotatheplumber1287
    @dakotatheplumber1287 7 месяцев назад

    Wonder if Mike has ever wondered what fish would smell like if women didn't swim...

  • @robiapicca5967
    @robiapicca5967 7 месяцев назад

    It's impolite to start eating your food before the whole table's meals come out (unless it's gonna take several minutes and they're like "don't wait" or something, or if you ask if they mind)... if somebody's running late to that meal, you don't sit down, order, and eat your meal before they show up? You typically wait for them to show up and then order (drinks aside)

  • @quesothekid9725
    @quesothekid9725 7 месяцев назад

    Mike being unable to understand basic human politeness is insane

  • @bradyoung1637
    @bradyoung1637 7 месяцев назад

    Car shouldn't count

  • @therancidpizzabox2977
    @therancidpizzabox2977 7 месяцев назад

    Mike’s take on societal norms is wack. It might be arbitrary, but it’s respectful.

    • @spudmuffin2744
      @spudmuffin2744 7 месяцев назад +2

      Asking why we do things the way we do is a necessary exercise. Mike might have his issues, but I don't think he's so off-base with questioning norms.

    • @catchmybreak
      @catchmybreak 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@spudmuffin2744 exactly lol societal norms most of the time DON'T make sense it's scary that we all participate blindly