I Tried Escaping A Special Operations Sniper

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Комментарии • 19 тыс.

  • @himo566
    @himo566 7 лет назад +884

    Imagine being a professional sniper and seeing your target dance around in a grey suit with colors flying all around him

    • @Dancingqueen1997
      @Dancingqueen1997 7 лет назад +32

      Hi Mo it would make the battlefield very interesting

    • @karmansingh8644
      @karmansingh8644 7 лет назад +30

      Hi Mo in battlefield sniper will probably shoot everyone😂😂😂..

    • @SlingingForALiving
      @SlingingForALiving 7 лет назад +2

      Hi Mo i would have just shot them all at that point and save them the trouble

    • @jr.jorgesandoval9427
      @jr.jorgesandoval9427 7 лет назад +1

      Hi Mo
      Just drop a gas grenade to make them choke and unmask in view.

    • @ciarokas
      @ciarokas 7 лет назад +1

      The Sniper would shot his self

  • @GoodNews-px2im
    @GoodNews-px2im 4 года назад +7720

    Mike in the womb: What my mom didn't know is I spent the last 9 months planning my escape.

  • @justme3139
    @justme3139 7 лет назад +7467

    This guy escaped a bounty hunter, tried to lie to a lie detector, had a private investigator research him and now tried escaping a sniper and was pretty good at most of them.
    FBI, keep an eye on him.

  • @thisguy8106
    @thisguy8106 4 года назад +3162

    Mike: *loses virginity*
    Also Mike: What my virginity didn't know was, I had spent the previous 38 years preparing to lose it.

    • @Left-Kelp
      @Left-Kelp 4 года назад +13

      lmao

    • @0ddmood899
      @0ddmood899 4 года назад +9

      This is the best

    • @guywhotriestogetalife5041
      @guywhotriestogetalife5041 4 года назад +20

      He loses it from a Sword Fight
      Literally

    • @Zaxch_Schyler
      @Zaxch_Schyler 3 года назад +3

      @@guywhotriestogetalife5041 Goddamnit You killed me

    • @GorillaWithACellphone
      @GorillaWithACellphone 2 года назад +1

      The 4chan/redditor version is just “what my virginity does know is that i will never lose it despite planning to for the last 50 years.”

  • @dwomi
    @dwomi 7 лет назад +3333

    "Next, we would dance in a circle as fast as we can to confuse him, as well as make him jealous of all the fun we're having"

  • @daylamarii
    @daylamarii 7 лет назад +2516

    Him: "Please don't shoot me in the face"
    Sniper: "I will shoot you center mass"
    Him: " you're gonna aim for my ass😏"
    😂😂😂😂

    • @kristinat6421
      @kristinat6421 7 лет назад +116

      I was trying to determine which guy was him by their butts and shoulders. It honestly worked

    • @amoungdrip1184
      @amoungdrip1184 7 лет назад +1

      AviaSkai ii

    • @theknownone9769
      @theknownone9769 7 лет назад +1

      Lmao

    • @Helsuz
      @Helsuz 7 лет назад

      AviaSkai lol

    • @acharyza317
      @acharyza317 7 лет назад +1

      My hands are sticky. v.v

  • @CharlieMeier
    @CharlieMeier 7 лет назад +4737

    "What he doesn't know is that I am not even going to show up"

  • @mathiaz0589
    @mathiaz0589 4 года назад +209

    Mike getting kidnapped. Mike: what the kidnapper didn’t know was that I’ve been planing a escape for the last 2 weeks

  • @blessmedahyun9921
    @blessmedahyun9921 4 года назад +6908

    "I'll wear ghilie suit so he can't see my movement"
    *cameraman sits behind the sniper"

    • @jorgehca90
      @jorgehca90 4 года назад +52

      Exactly

    • @Dango189
      @Dango189 4 года назад +29

      So he can't see him from a distance lol not from upclose

    • @RambunctiousVA
      @RambunctiousVA 4 года назад +65

      @@Dango189 The cameraman gives him away

    • @xo5094
      @xo5094 4 года назад +13

      It’s a drone I think

    • @fourdubs4
      @fourdubs4 4 года назад +34

      they had the cameramen all over so they didn’t know which cameraman he was by

  • @alexgnav2515
    @alexgnav2515 7 лет назад +2110

    Can you imagine the episode I tried escaping a master hit man then," What he doesn't know is that I have been planning 2 years before this"

    • @kgbhoneytits105
      @kgbhoneytits105 7 лет назад +89

      Alex Vang "I've been preparing for this for two centuries

    • @abstract7710
      @abstract7710 7 лет назад +25

      I've literally spent all my life working on a master plan for this moment

    • @HoopDogg1888
      @HoopDogg1888 7 лет назад +19

      No no it goes like this "Can you imagine the episode i tried escaping a master hit man then." What he doesn't know is that I have been planning for 2 years. *PLOT TWIST* Hitman: What he doesn't know is that this is a real assassination to kill him! DUNDUNDUDNUN

    • @hannahwomack8673
      @hannahwomack8673 7 лет назад +3

      Alex Vang 600th like sooooo satisfying

    • @peoi887
      @peoi887 7 лет назад +4

      nice

  • @weeniewhisperer9667
    @weeniewhisperer9667 7 лет назад +1374

    What if he’s secretly planning to commit a huge crime and he’s doing all these outsmarted videos so that he can learn how to escape... just a theory but he is a bit.. elaborate

    • @dawbra
      @dawbra 6 лет назад +42

      i think he ousmart you right now as he make you to think this way bro!

    • @keahlifhy8034
      @keahlifhy8034 6 лет назад +1

      Welvaaa Bish ikr lol

    • @John-ne6qu
      @John-ne6qu 6 лет назад +3

      Welvaaa Bish he gon need accomplices tho

    • @11magic1man11
      @11magic1man11 6 лет назад +16

      Yeah because after he commits a crime he's gonna dance in a circle with 5 other people to confuse a sniper.

    • @weeniewhisperer9667
      @weeniewhisperer9667 6 лет назад +1

      samuel H. Relax it’s just a theory 🙄

  • @mr.gubagub1899
    @mr.gubagub1899 4 года назад +387

    No one:
    Mike's decoy: I don't know Mike at all. I don't care if he gets shot.

  • @jonipotato9763
    @jonipotato9763 5 лет назад +7789

    *What Mike didn't know was that I was using REAL ammo*

  • @EdwiN254
    @EdwiN254 5 лет назад +2535

    Sniper: I will get you.
    Mike: Brings 4 more people
    Sniper: *OUTSTANDING MOVE*

    • @aliishukurlu
      @aliishukurlu 5 лет назад +4

      Hey Do You Know Cowbelly/Clumsy/Meme Awards???

    • @venwarjaff4370
      @venwarjaff4370 5 лет назад +11

      YES OUTSTANDING MOVE, but it’s illegal

    • @EdwiN254
      @EdwiN254 5 лет назад

      @@venwarjaff4370 idk it is illegal... it even works under water

    • @thepersonnooneknows
      @thepersonnooneknows 5 лет назад

      @@EdwiN254 and repaired it with only flex tape

    • @chalkalite7801
      @chalkalite7801 5 лет назад +1

      Illusion:100

  • @anonymousdan7205
    @anonymousdan7205 7 лет назад +2495

    Somewhere in the world Mike is currently spending 2 weeks planning for the next video.

  • @IDK-gx3fp
    @IDK-gx3fp 4 года назад +524

    Plot twist: the sniper was actually hired by another person to kill mike and load the gun with real ammo

    • @HeroicLeo8125
      @HeroicLeo8125 4 года назад +6

      Ok

    • @friendlyneighborhoodsoviet4512
      @friendlyneighborhoodsoviet4512 4 года назад +16

      Plot Twist: Mike hired him

    • @rodmancuellar8674
      @rodmancuellar8674 4 года назад +12

      @@friendlyneighborhoodsoviet4512 but what he didn't know was that mike prepared for 6 years in advance for this exact moment and replaced all the ammunation in the world with bubble gum packages to escape death itself.

    • @Joshua-dx7zn
      @Joshua-dx7zn 2 года назад +4

      Naw, they were using the same armorer as the Rust movie.

    • @Cooperswag007
      @Cooperswag007 2 года назад

      @@Joshua-dx7zn bro 💀

  • @hamzaayad4198
    @hamzaayad4198 7 лет назад +2551

    i saw something super risky and i was like "it's that tall white dude w the haircut isn't it?"

    • @amazingclod9304
      @amazingclod9304 7 лет назад +9

      Hamza Ayad and skinny

    • @Unknown-cz1dt
      @Unknown-cz1dt 7 лет назад +13

      Hamza Ayad How could this video be interesting? That is not escaping a sniper... more like sniper roulette.

    • @hamzaayad4198
      @hamzaayad4198 7 лет назад +1

      VVuma i said "risky" but of COURSE you needed something to be offended by, right?

    • @Unknown-cz1dt
      @Unknown-cz1dt 7 лет назад

      Hamza Ayad oops my bad, wrong comment

    • @Unknown-cz1dt
      @Unknown-cz1dt 7 лет назад

      i saw a comment saying this video was interesting...

  • @antonymous9196
    @antonymous9196 4 года назад +5545

    When they were standing i could easily identify mikes body shape...

  • @merp7280
    @merp7280 5 лет назад +4490

    Sniper: *wears ghillie suit*
    camera man: *follows him around and doesn't hide*

    • @SF3L
      @SF3L 5 лет назад +77

      Merp R.I.P. logic, just throw that out the window already!

    • @raccoon9681
      @raccoon9681 5 лет назад +15

      true tho

    • @shady_ger
      @shady_ger 5 лет назад +49

      Yeah this video is totally made up but I think that makes it funny

    • @theathedeathwolf4386
      @theathedeathwolf4386 5 лет назад +7

      Ghillie*

    • @thekidrepublican.1067
      @thekidrepublican.1067 5 лет назад +5

      They couldn’t see them

  • @Elchinodiabolero
    @Elchinodiabolero 4 года назад +381

    Sniper: *Wears a ghillie suit*
    Also sniper: *Goes into a place where there is not a single plant around him and all you can see is sand*

    • @lem2004
      @lem2004 4 года назад +3

      Why is there a bush on the sand?

    • @justamanwithsomesoup3352
      @justamanwithsomesoup3352 3 года назад +8

      Lem There is still bushes in deserts, snipers also use cacti.

    • @vagabond4576
      @vagabond4576 2 года назад +7

      @@justamanwithsomesoup3352 Still not a good ghillie setup. The burlap is good for breaking a silluoette but not for camo. And certainly not used for dessert ops. So I question the legitimacy of the sniper himself.

    • @HondaCivicvti-l
      @HondaCivicvti-l 2 года назад

      That ammunition doesn't really work past 20 meters

    • @justasimpleguy1358
      @justasimpleguy1358 2 года назад +3

      He would go on a mountain if it we're a real bullet.
      But it's not

  • @BrekkaJones24
    @BrekkaJones24 5 лет назад +2642

    "What the sniper didn know is that I spent the last 20 years sabotaging his family and health"

  • @Aegon1
    @Aegon1 4 года назад +4340

    U.S. Army: Blows up Mike’s house with him inside
    Mike: What they didn’t know is that I had been planning this since the soldiers were born

  • @TheeStiffMiester
    @TheeStiffMiester 4 года назад +2567

    Special ops sniper: **wears ghillie suit in mountain not to be seen**
    The camera guy next to him: **stands up and wears white**

    • @alrightthen9834
      @alrightthen9834 4 года назад +11

      i've seen this comment 5 times, 1 of them being at the top from 3 monthes ago with more then 2k likes

    • @TheeStiffMiester
      @TheeStiffMiester 4 года назад +50

      @@alrightthen9834 ok congrats, u want a fuckin cookie now?

    • @TheeStiffMiester
      @TheeStiffMiester 4 года назад +6

      I guess that's why mike knew where to look when he was stripping lol

    • @rolethedice4799
      @rolethedice4799 4 года назад +1

      George Pantelias no his just saying

    • @TheeStiffMiester
      @TheeStiffMiester 4 года назад +3

      @@rolethedice4799 english plz pal

  • @cookingwithcarrus
    @cookingwithcarrus 4 года назад +185

    “If the sniper shoots himself in the leg...I will be very surprised”

  • @heathdockery8903
    @heathdockery8903 5 лет назад +3226

    “What Mike doesn’t know is that I am going to use real bullets”

    • @Smoko_
      @Smoko_ 5 лет назад +65

      What some people dont know that this was a stolen comment.

    • @sharron74
      @sharron74 5 лет назад +28

      RollinEazy What you don't know is this wasn't copied and they both had the same ideas to be honest.

    • @jasonvoorheesv1nce904
      @jasonvoorheesv1nce904 5 лет назад +12

      What you don't know is that there are many comments likes this

    • @Zap-rw2mo
      @Zap-rw2mo 5 лет назад +4

      Stolen

    • @tonyfrm4002
      @tonyfrm4002 5 лет назад +8

      RollinEazy what you need to understand is that it actually wasn’t a made up comment because they both took it from the video

  • @harpers3017
    @harpers3017 7 лет назад +1706

    Just imagine walking by this and just seeing a whole bunch of guys in gray clothing, and smoke coulourful smoke bombs... sounds like some sort of satanic ritual😂

  • @s.elleee8055
    @s.elleee8055 7 лет назад +2304

    "I don't know mike at all I don't really care if he gets shot" says the comedian😂😂😂

  • @ARCISX
    @ARCISX 4 года назад +513

    5:04 *The first thing the US Space Force sees after landing on Mars.*

    • @xsir_hcx3897
      @xsir_hcx3897 4 года назад +9

      ARCEX Clear to engage? Copy, light em up.

    • @ARCISX
      @ARCISX 4 года назад +3

      @@burntochre8645 lmao but we don't do the dancing ritual. xD

    • @yvonnehong4167
      @yvonnehong4167 4 года назад +1

      Made my day🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅

    • @expiringdate3898
      @expiringdate3898 4 года назад +2

      5:20

    • @frozenquasar1309
      @frozenquasar1309 3 года назад +1

      Astronauts:The hell they doin?
      The Aliens:W̸̗͊e̵̙̯̯͒͑̃̓̏͋́̓̑̒͘̚͠ ̷̨̗̟̰̘̘̺̣̦̟̮̖̊̈̒̋̀͒̑͊͛̏̏͒̏͘ͅs̸̢̝̩̄͗̾̈́̎̐̈́̚̚͜͝ư̵̙͇̥͎̇̏̂̂̏́͠͠͝m̴̠̠̱͕͔͆͆m̵̨̨̛̤̙͎̲̙̐̓͋͑͊̽o̸̡̖͔͔͙͎̼͕̞̟͗n̸͎̻̰̮̺̒͑̍͒̌͛̄̆ ̷̢̢͒̋͝t̸͇̯̬̓̋̅̐͂̉̎͆͘͝ȟ̷̢̢̻̱̟̼͍̎͑͗̊͗̆̋͘͠ẽ̵̢͕̣̟̌͌̂̋̌̽́̌͋̾͆̐̀͝è̷͚̺̺͙̱̫̦̦̭̌̓̽̆̂̒́̎͌̚̚̕͝ ̶̢̻̙̫͉̻̼̲̦̬̳̼͔͔͒͗̈́̏̀͆̀̇d̸̨͇̺͓͈̰̳̜̦̳̹̪̱̒́̿a̸͔̯͖̹̣̅̐͊̾̌̎̄̌̀̽̓̓͝ŕ̴̲͇͉̦̭͝k̷͔̗̞̰̣̖̺̙̯̱̞̓̍̈͋͆̃͌ ̸̧̡̞̼͉̰̮̗̲̥̹͖̃̚͜l̴̛̠͕͇̘͔̟̋͐͐̔͒͐̑̓͆̏̽͘o̵̢̺͙̯̤̲̯͔̯͆̎̅̅̀̓̈͗̎̍̈ͅr̶͉̻̖͇̰̪͇̤̥͕͆͛̏͛̈͊͊͠͝d̸͕̱͕̖͓̠̻͇͉͓̺͙̎͑̆̉̈̋̄̇̋͠͝ ̷̢̛̣̟̼͔͉͚̩͍̾͑́͐̏̋͐͆͠͝l̵̠̗͖̽̌͌̿͌̈́̎ů̶̝̔̑͐̿̿̔̊̎̇̈́̑̑͒̈́c̵̦̲̳̉̉̋̔͘i̸̡̡͕̣͙̮̼̖̩̳̪̰̪͇̱͑͌̓̕f̶̛̲̜̰̱̜̻̓͑̾͐̌̈́̏̚ͅe̶͍̖̘͒͂͆̎̎̾̽̚͜͝͝ͅr̷̳̻͔̞̪͍̬̭̠̰͓̼͎̯͂̀͐͜ͅ

  • @cajamesia2261
    @cajamesia2261 7 лет назад +4413

    Mike has way too much free time...

  • @vc9512
    @vc9512 7 лет назад +2523

    This series is actually quite interesting.

    • @TheMovieMyLife
      @TheMovieMyLife 7 лет назад +13

      Agreed.:-)
      I listened hard but couldn't help visualising the face of Bradley Cooper's character in American Sniper (2014) each time the sniper in this video spoke.

    • @leuk3miakidd943
      @leuk3miakidd943 7 лет назад +2

      Kawaii Films TV it really is

    • @valeriamendez661
      @valeriamendez661 7 лет назад +2

      fr

    • @kizunahenta.1759
      @kizunahenta.1759 7 лет назад +18

      I like the idea, but so far, they've all been unfair.

    • @honeybunny9260
      @honeybunny9260 7 лет назад +1

      Kawaii Films TV ye

  • @Calilou52
    @Calilou52 5 лет назад +1415

    imagine being on a night operation and just looking down the scope to see a bunch of silver creatures locking arms and dancing in a circle surrounded by colorful smoke

    • @Serkong
      @Serkong 5 лет назад +65

      Oh hell no I need an evac

    • @glitchxedfix134
      @glitchxedfix134 5 лет назад +54

      "Yeeaaaaaa command I think we're gonna have to pull this op"

    • @ghostbeats3214
      @ghostbeats3214 5 лет назад +32

      Shoot em all cause I’d think it was a cult 😂

    • @PAPIOSO908
      @PAPIOSO908 5 лет назад +21

      I would wonder what the hell kind of drugs they are on

    • @MuhammadAli-jh8bx
      @MuhammadAli-jh8bx 5 лет назад +4

      Iron Maiden’s Dance of the dead playing in the background ?!

  • @youtubesquash256
    @youtubesquash256 4 года назад +48

    Sniper: wears gilli suit to hide
    Also sniper: gets down from the hill and out the open

  • @upmusic6368
    @upmusic6368 7 лет назад +856

    "You're gonna shoot my ass?"
    I actually lold 😂

    • @acharyza317
      @acharyza317 7 лет назад +8

      lol that and the end when he said "YUMMEH!" XD

    • @warrirs4life955
      @warrirs4life955 7 лет назад +1

      AngryUkGuy laughed out louded? Yeah never say lold please 😂

    • @croc4081
      @croc4081 7 лет назад

      AngryUkGuy China v

  • @henrychesworth6588
    @henrychesworth6588 7 лет назад +2979

    He should try to escape prison

    • @manbird2184
      @manbird2184 7 лет назад +4

      Chezzy Tube YES ABSOLUTELEY

    • @marissahoinowski5658
      @marissahoinowski5658 7 лет назад +39

      Chezzy Tube good idea but bad idea because don't want to give prisoners ideas

    • @madibold251
      @madibold251 7 лет назад +19

      Chezzy Tube a real (out of use) prison, real guards, real (former) inmates. I can see it now

    • @catseyecreations9902
      @catseyecreations9902 7 лет назад +82

      How about Alcatraz? No prisoners there for years and you can find all the floor plans online.

    • @LilacsAdore
      @LilacsAdore 7 лет назад +4

      LOL

  • @sersomeone9704
    @sersomeone9704 7 лет назад +1559

    "What experience do you have as a sniper?"
    I'm level 104 Battlefield 4 scout. I can no scope too.

    • @sersomeone9704
      @sersomeone9704 7 лет назад +1

      HA!

    • @mayhongi
      @mayhongi 7 лет назад +46

      Sersomeone That's impressive! I cant even play mario without dying.

    • @deathangellink
      @deathangellink 7 лет назад +27

      BF1 snipers are more impressive, specially if they can kill you long range with iron sight

    • @overknight5278
      @overknight5278 7 лет назад +5

      Sersomeone i use the crossbow in black ops 2, HAH YOU THOUGHT I MISS'THE EXPLOSIONWIPES YOU OUT

    • @PACKERMAN2077
      @PACKERMAN2077 7 лет назад +14

      *Destiny No Land Beyond is more impressive, no scoping iron sights on undead alien cyborg super soldiers with overshields across antimatter vortex pools while eaten alive by space pirate zombie ghosts....*

  • @Dancooper842
    @Dancooper842 3 года назад +29

    I like how the sniper is hiding even though there’s a cameraman right beside him...
    Mike is totally not gonna see that😂

    • @hjpo545
      @hjpo545 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/mQbU5KEOBKs/видео.html

  • @fIycorpse
    @fIycorpse 7 лет назад +658

    *"What the sniper didn't know was that I wasn't even going to show up*"

  • @Frankie00
    @Frankie00 7 лет назад +2696

    I love how mike goes so over board with his plans lol 😂😂

    • @eugenedude4771
      @eugenedude4771 7 лет назад +19

      Frankie00 its so unexpected

    • @makeouthill1082
      @makeouthill1082 7 лет назад +1

      Frankie00 yasssss😍😂

    • @SuperKennels
      @SuperKennels 7 лет назад

      Frankie00 zaAzzazazazzzqzqzazazaqzaqzazazaqzazqqzazazaqzazaqzazazazaqzazzazazazazzazaqzazazzazazaaqaaqqaqaqaqaaqaaqaaqaas

    • @ramshi4974
      @ramshi4974 7 лет назад +1

      Frankie00 I

    • @aryamanverma644
      @aryamanverma644 7 лет назад

      Frankie00 I

  • @benis9965
    @benis9965 7 лет назад +604

    This dude is gonna be a real danger if he becomes actually wanted

    • @1aurena
      @1aurena 7 лет назад +13

      The God Of Narwhals I think that's the point 😂

    • @benis9965
      @benis9965 7 лет назад +28

      I don`t think the point is to create a danger to society.

    • @ricardonegrete8727
      @ricardonegrete8727 7 лет назад

      The God Of Narwhals if he was actually wanted they would've just arrested everyone

    • @pepper387
      @pepper387 7 лет назад +1

      Stays That's what I was thinking!

    • @stonecoldracing6
      @stonecoldracing6 7 лет назад +7

      CaptainEragon it's a joke geez dude lol

  • @marvolky980
    @marvolky980 3 года назад +14

    Mike:"What are you going to shoot me with?"
    SOS: "50 BMG with red tracers"

  • @paulh9294
    @paulh9294 7 лет назад +742

    Try escaping a pack of search dogs

    • @zootbear
      @zootbear 7 лет назад +4

      Oooo, good one.

    • @krmt_art
      @krmt_art 7 лет назад +39

      "what the dogs don't know is that i've slathered my scent all over five other people"

    • @coar
      @coar 7 лет назад

      mythbusters did it, well not a pack, but a single dog

    • @Scrotchkins
      @Scrotchkins 7 лет назад

      iAnthonyFx No they didnt. Adam was found every time wasn't he?

    • @digdagster
      @digdagster 7 лет назад

      yeah

  • @JDL3777
    @JDL3777 7 лет назад +3082

    "I don't know mike, I don't care if he gets shot"😂

  • @ebonypuru2056
    @ebonypuru2056 7 лет назад +2759

    "Next we're going to dance in a circle. This should make the sniper dizzy and jealous of all the fun we're having" Haha

  • @limuemuanddoug9539
    @limuemuanddoug9539 4 года назад +19

    Sniper: wears ghillie suit
    My brain: “Looks like you blew off his arm. Shock and blood loss will do the rest”

  • @williamg9695
    @williamg9695 7 лет назад +1663

    I thought you were going to run around the area trying to evade the sniper shots and stuff. What a let down

    •  7 лет назад +45

      SpookiestMemes yes, because a skinny 20-30 year old man can definitely Dodge the bullets of a professional sniper who worked in the military

    • @ruthl3ssentertainment529
      @ruthl3ssentertainment529 7 лет назад +62

      I thought the same. What does a professional sniper have to do with trying to figure out which of 5 guys is the right one at short range? Anyone could do this test, professional or not.
      I thought he would be on a range with obstacles trying to evade the sniper at a distance, not this garbage.
      Needless to say, getting shot with a projectile that doesnt burst hurts worse than one that breaks on impact. Sucks for that dude.

    • @Truescreen
      @Truescreen 7 лет назад +3

      1 in a 5 chance.

    • @Shrv7
      @Shrv7 7 лет назад +2

      me to

    • @willametterailvideography4422
      @willametterailvideography4422 7 лет назад +32

      Me too... but it's buzzfeed, shouldn't have gotten my hopes up

  • @alexanderhamilton1683
    @alexanderhamilton1683 7 лет назад +921

    "It will be hard for him to see me"
    Stands in the open next to tons of sand in a ghilie suit

    • @shook8331
      @shook8331 7 лет назад +2

      Alexander Hamilton wtf is a green grass suit I think you mean a ghilie suit

    • @autumnivory7481
      @autumnivory7481 7 лет назад +14

      Plus if you didn't notice, there was a cameraman next to him as well xD

    • @jonathangraham5812
      @jonathangraham5812 7 лет назад +2

      Ok Mr.sniper

    • @baked4934
      @baked4934 7 лет назад +2

      says mr. "i'll release my affair documentation with no prompting"

    • @joncon4177
      @joncon4177 7 лет назад +26

      With the camera man wearing a blue and white shirt standing next to him lmao.

  • @ihyytom
    @ihyytom 7 лет назад +1914

    Next Up: *I Tried Escaping My Mother In-Law*.

    • @kris4637
      @kris4637 7 лет назад +4

      IMPOSSIBLE!!!!

    • @ItsNarisse
      @ItsNarisse 7 лет назад +20

      Thomas Lyfe NEXT UP : trying to avoid being kissed from my relatives

    • @powderedshrimp
      @powderedshrimp 7 лет назад +34

      Or trying to avoid the slipper of the angry mexican mother ;~; Like mine x3

    • @sydneyroy1054
      @sydneyroy1054 7 лет назад +4

      Kitlkat Gamer impossible

    • @moiza337
      @moiza337 7 лет назад +10

      Thomas Lyfe next time I tried escaping my crazy ex-girlfriend

  • @marynicolino2251
    @marynicolino2251 4 года назад +14

    Kidnappers: Attempt to kidnap him
    Mike: What they didn't know is that I had been planning my escape for the past 5 weeks

  • @phoenixclifford5763
    @phoenixclifford5763 7 лет назад +2235

    Ok but where is the green paint?
    I was told there would be green paint!!!!

    • @doolhenrey9435
      @doolhenrey9435 7 лет назад +95

      Inside his butt crack

    • @FiveStarGaming123
      @FiveStarGaming123 7 лет назад +17

      he wasn't far enough away, so it didn't get as much speed as needed to explode

    • @tarekprivat2956
      @tarekprivat2956 7 лет назад +48

      fivestargaming that makes absolutely no sense there´s no way (except the laws of physics suddenly changed) that the bullet would accelerate after it has left the chamber...(edit: barrel not Chamber)

    • @johndunaj3286
      @johndunaj3286 7 лет назад +6

      Tarek Privat Well while he is wrong I can assure you that the bullet accelerates after leaving the chamber what you meant id the barrel the chamber is where thr round rests until it is fired.

    • @Moscow450
      @Moscow450 7 лет назад +263

      He was too thicc the pellet bounced right off

  • @lsdcyclops7316
    @lsdcyclops7316 5 лет назад +2544

    *Grim Reaper shows up at Mike’s house*
    Mike: What he didn’t know was that I spent the last 5 months planning my escape.

    • @ohboi1655
      @ohboi1655 5 лет назад +33

      No he planned his life for this

    • @medlawar8645
      @medlawar8645 5 лет назад +2

      nice pfp

    • @theirishboah8385
      @theirishboah8385 4 года назад +9

      *The White Death shows up to Mike's house*
      Mike: He don't know that i planned this for three last lifes and the actual one.

    • @salpit4349
      @salpit4349 4 года назад

      nazi steam lol

    • @grimi_
      @grimi_ 4 года назад

      But what will he do?

  • @ImWhyMortalsCry
    @ImWhyMortalsCry 4 года назад +2004

    Imagine another Sniper being like:
    *WTF am I witnessing?*

    • @dakotabiggs9160
      @dakotabiggs9160 4 года назад +54

      Got another sniper aiming to kill, up on the mountain, watching all of this go down. Just decides, he no longer wants the kill.

    • @aishaazhar7685
      @aishaazhar7685 4 года назад

      nnn..!!!?,m...
      m
      ..īhvbaznllllĺnbbkl
      j.ña k

    • @pitufelgasgaming3689
      @pitufelgasgaming3689 4 года назад

      1000 like :o

    • @soulofresolve9514
      @soulofresolve9514 4 года назад +1

      Me You r/ihadastroke

    • @okayokay12
      @okayokay12 4 года назад +1

      @@dakotabiggs9160 a cult

  • @rottenfield4535
    @rottenfield4535 4 года назад +4

    yo the people who helped Mike during his plans in these kind of videos is just gold

  • @cassk1109
    @cassk1109 7 лет назад +632

    I actually guessed right at which one mike was when they were standing in the line getting ready to be shot at😱😂

  • @giminplaysyt6758
    @giminplaysyt6758 5 лет назад +3150

    It's easy to find mike because he was the skinniest one of them

  • @harrisonangel5831
    @harrisonangel5831 7 лет назад +413

    Outsmarted and Unsolved is the only 2 reasons I'm still here.

  • @martinmadrazo6189
    @martinmadrazo6189 4 года назад +11

    Enemy Target: Hey bro, let me dance and hide under blankets with my friends before you shoot!
    US Sniper: Yeah bro, take your time

  • @NatashaE98
    @NatashaE98 7 лет назад +1433

    THE GUYS HE GOT FOR THIS VIDEO FUCKING HILARIOUS LMAO

  • @drags5009
    @drags5009 7 лет назад +1794

    Mike is saving buzzfeed

    • @pantherjk9746
      @pantherjk9746 7 лет назад +77

      Dxnurr R don't forget about unsolved

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller 7 лет назад

      Hell yeah panther!

    • @shelbystarling8537
      @shelbystarling8537 7 лет назад +31

      pantherjk for me, best series on buzzfeed are Unsolved,this series,Wine Mom, LadyLike(which has its own channel) and try guys

    • @ItsMe2esY
      @ItsMe2esY 7 лет назад +23

      Shelby Starling I like this series, worth it, and unsolved

    • @Dvnnn_
      @Dvnnn_ 7 лет назад

      ItsMe2esY same

  • @drewskii2077
    @drewskii2077 7 лет назад +452

    Their escape plan looked like some kind of Nyan Cat Cult meeting

    • @everestian8875
      @everestian8875 7 лет назад +10

      Blazing KittyHawk I'm dead... lmfao

    • @hh-zr5qp
      @hh-zr5qp 7 лет назад +2

      Blazing KittyHawk Oml

  • @eeggg9953
    @eeggg9953 4 года назад +15

    "my incredible beach bod" dude literally looks like if you breathe near him hes gonna break all his bones

    • @Cyber-jg4vn
      @Cyber-jg4vn 4 года назад +3

      Haha funny but just so you know that was the point of his joke

    • @supergamer-tt8lq
      @supergamer-tt8lq 4 года назад +1

      If a single grain of sand touches him his bones will just become dust.

  • @torres967
    @torres967 5 лет назад +1225

    Has 10 minutes to get away
    *gets on a plane to china*

    • @smokingloli1139
      @smokingloli1139 5 лет назад +7

      Dull_R34per 101 he’s the pilot

    • @weth
      @weth 5 лет назад +5

      towryy ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ **The sniper shoots down the plane**

  • @TheCreeperDownStairs
    @TheCreeperDownStairs 7 лет назад +214

    Mike creates some of the most interesting videos buzzfeed has to offer.

  • @RawDoggin_78
    @RawDoggin_78 6 лет назад +2070

    *WHAT THE SNIPER DIDN'T KNOW WAS THAT I SPENT THE LAST 10 YEARS BUILDING A NUCLEAR BUNKER TO AVOID GETTING SHOT.*

  • @alessandro_martin
    @alessandro_martin 4 года назад +58

    No one:
    Mike: What he didn’t know is that I’ve been planing this for 200 years

  • @Leaninmyspleen.
    @Leaninmyspleen. 5 лет назад +797

    *loads regular sniper bullet in*

    • @aldrinthomas4746
      @aldrinthomas4746 5 лет назад +14

      beautiful shot

    • @blazingpurity3337
      @blazingpurity3337 5 лет назад +13

      *Casually loads a 50 cal. Bullet*

    • @josephhussain7238
      @josephhussain7238 5 лет назад +1

      Blazing Purity
      *casually switches gun and loads .950 JDJ*

    • @eazye088
      @eazye088 5 лет назад +1

      Casually shoots all of them.

    • @sprazex4578
      @sprazex4578 5 лет назад

      @@josephhussain7238 *Casually switches into tank and loads High-Explosive.*

  • @ccs898
    @ccs898 7 лет назад +120

    'You guys want to grab some quesadillas?'
    'I ate 3 muffins today'

  • @rileysinclair5980
    @rileysinclair5980 6 лет назад +3096

    "I'm wearing a ghille suit to disguise my movements from Mike"
    Is followed around by a camera crew the entire time

  • @2x.C
    @2x.C 4 года назад +8

    No one:
    Mike: What the sniper didn’t know is I spent the last 11 years planing

  • @sebb10
    @sebb10 5 лет назад +1663

    why is the sniper hiding? the cameraman is like right behind him in normal clothes

    • @seasgarage
      @seasgarage 5 лет назад +60

      Thats how they are trained to gain recon.

    • @longmont_fire5137
      @longmont_fire5137 5 лет назад +1

      josh m He is getting to a higher advantage to see over them better

    • @JorgetePanete
      @JorgetePanete 5 лет назад +1

      @@seasgarage That's*

    • @JorgetePanete
      @JorgetePanete 5 лет назад +1

      @Anthony Martinez you forgot the question mark

    • @enamariayvettemorales2061
      @enamariayvettemorales2061 5 лет назад +2

      Ultimate Soccer good point I didn’t even think about that

  • @jake8911
    @jake8911 7 лет назад +459

    This guy I swear is getting ready to do the biggest heist ever xD

    • @FirstLast-cz2md
      @FirstLast-cz2md 7 лет назад +8

      jay Manchester when you play GTA to much

    • @jake8911
      @jake8911 7 лет назад +5

      Shorty Oliva lol so true

    • @Brendan0520
      @Brendan0520 7 лет назад +1

      jay Manchester Manchester United

    • @zboss-5.0
      @zboss-5.0 7 лет назад

      He reminds me of houston for some reason

  • @danielaiz5120
    @danielaiz5120 7 лет назад +117

    Next episode: "I tried escaping my wife (didn't succeed)".

  • @snappedwire3368
    @snappedwire3368 4 года назад +4

    death: i bet i can take you.
    mike: what he didn't know is that I've spent the last 80 years planing my escape.

  • @user-ry4ip9ps9x
    @user-ry4ip9ps9x 5 лет назад +1732

    *What the sniper didn’t know was that I was gonna shoot back*

  • @obamamanmanman8734
    @obamamanmanman8734 5 лет назад +734

    *Helicopter flies overhead* sees grey people dancing in rainbow smoke.

    • @ImGazu
      @ImGazu 5 лет назад +36

      "And if you look to your left you will see... Uhh... Hey! On our right is the Grand Canyon!"

    • @Polar_Magnet
      @Polar_Magnet 5 лет назад +5

      @@ImGazu you made my night bro

    • @badbb6720
      @badbb6720 5 лет назад +2

      Lol ded

    • @sprazex4578
      @sprazex4578 5 лет назад +3

      I only have 3 letters for dis... Gay

    • @lilj3467
      @lilj3467 5 лет назад +4

      @@ImGazu pilot confuses the grey people for aliens
      Pilot: *calls area 51*

  • @thatsloth9307
    @thatsloth9307 7 лет назад +371

    "I'm willing to get shot"
    "Hi!,i'm nick"

    • @marielar704
      @marielar704 7 лет назад +51

      Why hello there fellow sloth

  • @xxx666spamzxx6
    @xxx666spamzxx6 4 года назад +6

    Nobody:
    Mike: *I've spent the last 2 weeks...*

  • @kimilou4373
    @kimilou4373 7 лет назад +478

    If he looked at their butts, he would have gotten it right. Mike is the only one with NO butt!

    • @AO-vj9gl
      @AO-vj9gl 7 лет назад +8

      Kimberley Marshall He's also the skinniest.

    • @annajagodzinski1540
      @annajagodzinski1540 7 лет назад +1

      Kimberley Marshall that and his skinniness gave it away for me.

    • @Bambina_Dorada
      @Bambina_Dorada 7 лет назад +19

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed 😂 It was an immediate give away

    • @Divio18
      @Divio18 7 лет назад +3

      Haha that's how I guessed who it was too :P

    • @Rooo8
      @Rooo8 7 лет назад

      So girls DO look at guy's butts, huh?

  • @keeera4724
    @keeera4724 7 лет назад +2262

    I tried escaping my teacher.

    • @ayyitsjackson824
      @ayyitsjackson824 7 лет назад +242

      i tried escaping my mom after she asked me for my report card XD

    • @noidea2813
      @noidea2813 7 лет назад +26

      Mr. Baby i guess it's the same thing as a sniper

    • @rianpeh4074
      @rianpeh4074 7 лет назад +3

      LilTwistedKid12 but worst

    • @danekay3747
      @danekay3747 7 лет назад +28

      trust me, your teacher is trying to escape you too.

    • @g34r739f
      @g34r739f 7 лет назад +13

      I didn't try , my teacher ran away from me herself

  • @vaquerodemedianoche4469
    @vaquerodemedianoche4469 7 лет назад +361

    Yo wth the sniper guy disappeared for the entire video.

  • @phoenix_hatcher
    @phoenix_hatcher 4 года назад +6

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Mike: What he didn't know was I spent the last 2 weeks planning the perfect escape.

  • @carsoncarcar5523
    @carsoncarcar5523 7 лет назад +160

    I love how he says the funniest things with the straightest face

  • @dylanmurray5022
    @dylanmurray5022 7 лет назад +998

    Should’ve just looked at their shoulders this guys built like a cereal box

    • @belalfaru7139
      @belalfaru7139 6 лет назад +1

      Yolo

    • @dy669
      @dy669 6 лет назад +2

      I read this comment in mike Tyson’s voice

    • @rosaazulx3
      @rosaazulx3 6 лет назад +8

      @Ladybug485 that's exactly how I knew it was him!! His small cheeks! Lol

    • @xTiamat
      @xTiamat 6 лет назад

      LMAO

    • @benwebb718
      @benwebb718 6 лет назад

      Ahahahah ahahahah

  • @eduardohere3706
    @eduardohere3706 7 лет назад +370

    we will run in a circle fast as possible, to make the sniper dizzy and jealous of all the fun we are having

  • @Fononandon
    @Fononandon 3 года назад +1

    "i wanted to he the one who got shot"
    Little does the barrista knows we actually change the ammunition to a 3.5mm round

  • @emma.stallings
    @emma.stallings 7 лет назад +171

    *"Hi I'm nick"*

  • @TreviniTheGeni
    @TreviniTheGeni 7 лет назад +437

    "It's gonna be difficult for Mike to see me move out here."
    Says that as the fucking camera guy follows him around. 😑

    • @DarkDemise6066
      @DarkDemise6066 7 лет назад +16

      Obviously it was for demonstration purposes..

    • @LoneWolf-yn6ow
      @LoneWolf-yn6ow 6 лет назад

      BallsDeep 203 true

    • @dxgsergentgamez8342
      @dxgsergentgamez8342 6 лет назад

      BallsDeep 203 no they place hidden cameras and use drones and camera men follow the people who are hunting mike

  • @watchralph1535
    @watchralph1535 7 лет назад +892

    "This can make the sniper dizzy and jealous because of the fun around" 😂😂😂

  • @windlessdoot7877
    @windlessdoot7877 4 года назад +4

    Hearing him explain his plan out of context taking out the parts about the sniper would be the funniest thing ever.

  • @thatsloth9307
    @thatsloth9307 7 лет назад +149

    "i had three muffins today" 😂😂

  • @op466_gaming9
    @op466_gaming9 7 лет назад +210

    american soldier attempting to shoot 5 aliens (3256 colorized)

  • @Karen-lc8be
    @Karen-lc8be 5 лет назад +807

    CoD sniper
    67% spinning around while falling
    31% firing the weapon
    2% looking through scope

    • @hammerbro1947
      @hammerbro1947 5 лет назад +6

      Epic 360 no scope! Lots of luck required

    • @NoName-el5zn
      @NoName-el5zn 5 лет назад +6

      That’s me.

    • @soapyroz4471
      @soapyroz4471 5 лет назад +6

      peppeR lol read that as Cash on Delivery sniper instead

  • @baconneggsmclanky5765
    @baconneggsmclanky5765 3 года назад +1

    I love how there is a worker hauling dirt the whole time.

  • @MadaraUchiha-sg4td
    @MadaraUchiha-sg4td 6 лет назад +1308

    "I dont know mike at all, I dont care if he gets shot"

    • @vivous6842
      @vivous6842 6 лет назад +10

      I particularly hated that guy, he didn't have to agree to the event but he did and bitched all the while

    • @papikitter7852
      @papikitter7852 6 лет назад +46

      ViVous One Twas a joke. There's plenty of satire in this episode.

    • @cemocan8798
      @cemocan8798 6 лет назад +20

      he is a comedian duh and that was obviously a joke

    • @williamkeech9359
      @williamkeech9359 6 лет назад +3

      "Hi I'm Nick"

    • @toxicity8891
      @toxicity8891 6 лет назад

      Same.

  • @imharvey7753
    @imharvey7753 7 лет назад +459

    ghillie suit to blend in...
    has camera man in white clothes next to hime

  • @lianakk118
    @lianakk118 7 лет назад +422

    ok I'm dead "i had three muffins today"

    • @lianakk118
      @lianakk118 7 лет назад +75

      this guy got me pissing, he says all that with a straight face lmao how?

  • @landrylongacre6391
    @landrylongacre6391 4 года назад +1

    The reasons for his plans and what he says will happen are the best part of them.

  • @sarahgraham1602
    @sarahgraham1602 7 лет назад +1157

    Even I could see that it wasn't him it was the skinniest one

    • @TheFr3nchy
      @TheFr3nchy 7 лет назад +41

      Sarah Graham Dude, that middle guy was literally a layer of skin on top of bones. There’s no way in hell that’s healthy.

    • @kayleighward761
      @kayleighward761 6 лет назад

      same

    • @jilliannbushnell4586
      @jilliannbushnell4586 6 лет назад

      Sarah Graham He also did not have googles on.

    • @co2eaglesnipersilva48
      @co2eaglesnipersilva48 6 лет назад +7

      Sarah Grahams yes for real, Ik this sounds gay but he is only one with no butt making it super obvious who is who

    • @ramflow8466
      @ramflow8466 6 лет назад +1

      Through a scope, it's hard to tell.

  • @willsadowski628
    @willsadowski628 7 лет назад +865

    The sniper looks so dead inside

    • @mickeysymbiose
      @mickeysymbiose 7 лет назад +130

      Probably killed a lot of people

    • @randomname7215
      @randomname7215 7 лет назад +75

      Will Sadowski so does everyone he shot

    • @klsj8006
      @klsj8006 7 лет назад +35

      Years of shooting people will do that to ya

    • @maisy2799
      @maisy2799 7 лет назад +1

      Will Sadowski yup

    • @surtr9978
      @surtr9978 7 лет назад

      +s chandar Depends on what you see and how you deal with it

  • @jonah2wenty6ix
    @jonah2wenty6ix 7 лет назад +1112

    Mike tries to outsmart a police k9 unit!

    • @jorgeibano5634
      @jorgeibano5634 7 лет назад +3

      which would kind of impossible the dog can detect the scent which he or she smelled

    • @eatcheddar5094
      @eatcheddar5094 6 лет назад +1

      .....and gets bitten 28 times!

    • @snoopynicefood1001
      @snoopynicefood1001 6 лет назад

      Use a LOT of cologne

  • @GP-ci8qt
    @GP-ci8qt 4 года назад +16

    1:37, The way he said "punished" 100% makes me believe he enjoys the company of a masochist