Officer: "ma'am I need to see your license and registration" Lady: *pulls out rubber chicken* Officer: *deep breath* "This is the moment I've trained for"
The best part is, if you squeeze a rubber chicken just right, it gives off this irresistibly funny 'death squeak'. What he should have done is get it right in front of one of the 'tough guys' (you know the look/type) and looked them straight in the eye, and then squeezed it for the 'death squeak'. 🤣🤣
While you're standing there quietly, you may be tempted to anticipate that you might be next, but that anticipation can actually make you more likely to laugh
@Damian excuse me what comment? I just thought of all the scenarios that could happen and I happened to like this one, someone could’ve thought the same thing.
Probably because he had to go through this same test, and since the second it was over, he DREAMED about his day to honk a rubber chicken at some new recruits.
Anyone not failing that test does not need to be a police officer. :) You have to have humanity, and a sense of humor ingrained in you to serve the public, no matter how f-ed up it is.
I would have imagined I wasn't there that my mind was in another world and I would have been staring straight ahead that's the only way I wouldn't laugh
Literally almost any thing becomes funny when you’re not allowed to laugh. Still cannot believe this comment blew up with likes this way. Thanks every one!
*Back in the days we did try not to laugh to be part of a task force that was in charge of protecting the city and keeping bad guys away. It was hilarious.*
U know what would be funnier? If it comes to your vision and he doesn't honk it. It would be just staring Into your soul while you wait for it to make sound.
@@distant2171 that's the problem right there ,they're thinking the public is their enemy . As if this is bagdad ,or isreal , and this is a one big giant warzone . When in reality it's not.
Well, you aren’t allowed to talk about police training. My dad went through the process and you can’t say you are in training, reveal the location, or talk about it. but he did ahahahahaha
I have some words of encouragemenr in the midst of whats going on. It might sound wierd, but it is for real. Its long because I've tried to and any faqs! Hopefully this will answer some of those nagging questions - Why does evil exist (and how can it be fixed), how is the whole "Jesus dying" thing really relevant to anything? To you? if you still have any questions let me know x First, what is evil? Well, the Bible calls it the breaking of God's laws - and God intends for this world to be perfect in every way. He also wants us to have perfect lives too - thats a part of His plan. But we dont though, do we? Every one of us have lied, stolen (even tiny things count as stealing), spoken badly to our parents and had embarrassing and detestable thoughts in our thought life. The Bible calls this "sin", the breaking of God's laws. You might think, so what? Everyone lies and thinks bad things about others! Its human! You're right. That's exactly what the Bible says, we're "born into sin" and that "all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God" - Romans 3:23 Notice something? God's intent for us APPEARS to be the exact OPPOSITE of human nature and desires! Not lying, not stealing, and having a perfect thought life is God's standard for us, so if it is God's standard, and we were made in "God's image", Why don't we meet it then? Well, Remember Adam and Eve and when they sinned. Before sin they were perfect in thought word and DEED completely, just as God intended, and they had a perfect relationship with Him. ALL was perfect in every way. But after the first sin occured due to Satan's tempting in the Garden, it destroyed that part of us that was morally perfect and in perfect harmony with God - His morals, standard, and love. Satan took over these things and so while we kept certain things, the ability to be thinking individuals with unique personalities, the moral part (affecting how our thoughts, actions and personalities operate) was damaged. To the point where we are "opposed" to God, hence His nature and standards being the opposite of what we see as reasonable or possible. The bible says "apart from God we can do nothing". Without Him, it will 100% feel "opposite", unreasonable and alien to us. Only WITH Him can we gain victory in these things. Why doesn't God just let sin off and leave it? The Bible describes God as a "righteous judge", many wonder why God doesn't just let sin off and leave it, but He can't. Why? That's like a if a judge let off a murderer who broke the state law. Everyone would attack that judge and call Him corrupt, saying that he had not done right and should be fired for failing to punish the murderer for his evil. AND to completely love and be good as God is, means you need to, in turn, hate all forms of evil. You can't truly love good unless you hate the existence of evil. This means that God needed, as a righteous judge to punish sin with the ultimate penalty of death - expressing His hatred of evil - and separation from His presence forever. Hence Hell. "The soul that sins shall die (in Hell and suffer damnation)" - Ezekiel 18:20 BUT God, who is also perfect love, did not want to see His creation tortured and cut off from Him. He cares so much for is that He couldn't bear to see us fall into Satans hands and suffer death, even though we broke the law and deserve to be cut off from perfection forever Because of justice, God could not leave sin and evil unpunished, BUT because of LOVE, God provided someone else to take that punishment on our behalf, satisfying both justice (by punishing the evil committed), and love (by sparing OUR lives) despite our sin. God sent His own SON - think about that. His *Son*, the one whom He loved infinitely (the same way He loves us). God allowed Him to take the pain we deserved, He took ALL of Gods wrath for every single sin you and I have committed. He was punished brutally and completely so that we do not have to be punished. Back in the courtroom scenario: He paid the "fine" at His own expense (His life had to be morally perfect on this Earth, then He had to be killed as a sinless sacrifice on our behalf). So when He returns to remove all evil from the face of the Earth, we can be spared and free because Christ has already BEEN punished on our behalf. He then rose again on the third day, conquering not only life and sin and temptation, but DEATH. GOD HAS POWER OVER DEATH. "I am the resurrection and the life: he that believeth in Me, though he were dead, yet shall he live (immortally and eternally in Heaven when I return)" - John 11:25,26 ALL we have to do is accept it by faith. Faith alone in Christ alone. Religion = rules to be saved The gospel = Christ saved us already we just have to believe it by faith. If you lack faith (as I did before), pray. He will make it strong it time. Trust Him as you would trust those close to you. He knows you even better than that. He created you and knows you inside out. ...WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? What does it actually mean for us? It means we can be free from the penalty of damnation. Not only that but we can be restored to Him and recreated into His moral image AGAIN as long as we accept Jesus having paid the price for us and accept Him as our Lord, the one who is in the front seat of our lives. He has a plan for your life, He's created you for a purpose. Just remember that. A purpose that includes being recreated into His image, one you can only accomplish through Him and reliance on His power and by following HIS way of life. What does this new way of life entail? It entails love, true love and service and aid to others, to "love God with all your heart, soul, mind and strength" and "love your neighbour as you love yourself" Matthew 22:37, 39. Sharing the message of Christ's death, resurrection and soon return on this Earth to give justice OR mercy depending on what the person chose. Sound "opposite" again? God knows it sounds opposite, which is why, as The Bible states, this is NOT something we can do alone. It's not in our nature. We need a new nature in the front seat, and the first step is to repent (turn from and reject our sin, pursuing the opposite direction and drawing close to God) Christ will give us an actual DESIRE to do these things. Through the Holy Spirit, sent by Him to us after the ascension. He speaks to us through thoughts of love and truth and conviction, verses, ideas, prayers and He guides us so that we gain a desire to follow God and be able to do these "opposite" things through Him. "With man it is impossible, but with God, NOTHING is impossible!" - Matthew 19:26 What is the way FOR though? Firstly its to save you from sin - the only way to gain victory over sin and not have it as your master is through having Christ as your master and following His aid to resist the devil's temptations. Christ lived down here for 33 years suffering EVERY FORM of temptation that you have ever faced - "who in every respect [has] been tempted as we are, yet without sin" Hebrews 4:15. Therefore He is able to help us through our struggles. When the devil knows people have left his camp, he always tries harder with more temptations and evil attacks. BUT - His way is also there to guard and teach you daily in the midst of this (and despite this) sinful, selfish world. The path He wants you to walk is a path of committment and love - its not about rules and regulations to save us - what Christ did GAVE us salvation. All we need is faith. The rest, the "fruits of good works (the will to obey and follow Him)", are what come through true, maturing faith. It's all about faith and the relationship God wants with you just like before sin arrived. God preferred His own Son to be tortured And *killed* to give a chance to us (who broke His law of perfection) so that we can live as His children again. He wants us to love and trust and worship Him. What if I still find myself sinning after I have accepted Christ? That's why Christ died, For our sin. His death doesn't fix us in a snap like that, but it does protect us from the damnation that our past, present and future sins would bring without Jesus. It's a process - a lifelong process - of God bringing you back to Him, away from the destructive pleasures of sin (greed, selfish temptations, trampling on people to gain). This process takes a *lifetime*, as it does for all, but NEVER give up, when you fall, know Christ paid for that sin you committed already - just acknowledge your sin and ask for forgiveness - and you can get back up again because He already bore your guilt and shame. Regardless of the darkness you are in or the extent or frequency of the sins you have committed or will commit, regardless of how doubtful you may feel, know that Jesus UNDERSTANDS completely and He is faithful. "those who come to Me, I will by no means cast out" - John 6:37 ...HOW DO I LEARN MORE? Don't know where to start? Note down the Gospel of "John", or "Luke" (for a more detailed account of it all). Remember that He will "NEVER - and that means never - leave you, NOR forsake you" - Deuteronomy 31:6 You can go to Him with them and be assured that He loves you and is for you. Keep your heart open to Him and remember that if we pray for Christ to enter our lives, He will. "For God so loved the world that He gave His one and only begotten Son, that whomever believes in Him, shall not perish, but have everlasting life". - Thanks for reading if you did. I just felt that I should tell you regardless. Let me know if you have any more questions or if you need any clarification on anything xx
Yeah, it shows that they have at least some humanity. There are too many scary stories of police officers who go into the role simply to brutalize others.
It's r3lally easy the entire time you push your lounge up against your front teeth and try not to tighten your jaw but you can if your good at hiding 8t
Focusing so hard not to do something leads one to almost irresistibly do it. I wonder why we can mentally reinforce an attitude but we can't reinforce it's negation. Maybe we could direct ourselves more properly from having that fact in mind.
1:46 You can see that big dude behind the girl had to drop from laughing and it wasn’t even being done to him. When the camera pans back he’s on the ground 😂😂😂😂
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Officer: "ma'am I need to see your license and registration"
Lady: *pulls out rubber chicken*
Officer: *deep breath* "This is the moment I've trained for"
Epic.
Cøyøte drop
HAHHAHAHA How is this not top comment?
🤣🤣🤣
LMAO
It wasn’t the sounds that got me, but the chicken slowly cresting the horizons of their faces.
The sound is hilarious too😂goes right along with the chicken's eyes 😆
Jr Loyal the sound is hilarious but at this point I’ve heard it so much it’s not as potent.
@@thefuriousfluff2577 Let me find out u on heavy drugs man! using the word POTENT with such emphasis 🤣😆
Lol same
exaclty
I love how he sloooowly moves the chicken in front of their faces
The best part is, if you squeeze a rubber chicken just right, it gives off this irresistibly funny 'death squeak'. What he should have done is get it right in front of one of the 'tough guys' (you know the look/type) and looked them straight in the eye, and then squeezed it for the 'death squeak'. 🤣🤣
He knows how to make a rubber chicken funny lmao
That is what makes it more funnier😂🤦🏻♀️
Ikr
@@jadatrade4434 so much funnier than just squeaking the chicken normally 😂
Anything funny becomes 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh
damn yes
Watching people trying not to laugh is one of the funniest things ever!
Having it slowly enter your field of view must be an incredible experience
Lol it's dumb face slowly coming close
While you're standing there quietly, you may be tempted to anticipate that you might be next, but that anticipation can actually make you more likely to laugh
Incredible life experience.
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Killer comment! ROFL.
criminal: *pulls out squeaky chicken*
police: _"We were trained for this."_
😂
@@ObiWanKenobiTheKingofAll what happened to Anakin
lmao😂
@@itznothannah7722 not anymore
BWAHAHAAHH
You can tell the guy who goes around with the chicken loves his job
Now u have as many likes as your full stack of dirt can hold
YO, SLIPKNOT THERE IN YOUR PROFILE YASS
YASSSS xD
Definitely
Fucking great profile pic
That man loves his job,
The way he slowly has it enter their peripheral gives off the energy of a dad playing with his kids
Friends: "So why did you fail police academy?"
Me: nervous sweating
'twas the chicken
Lol that would be me
So it's just a marching band death block? Easy, I win
lol
Cuz Me Failed da test?
Every criminals worst nightmare the guy who doesn't laugh at chickens
U just made my day
@@rajelijahsangabriel2769 same
Batman!!
It fits perfectly to the video bro🤜🤛
😁😁😁😁
The cop looked like he waited his whole life to do this
Ikr
Yes
yes
ye, feel like his shift starts at 9 and he's up at 4 because he can't wait.
*My time has come*
Bro it's not even the chicken noise that would get me, it'd be the rubber chicken slowly creeping into my vision. I'd crumble on the spot
Same
Police: Stop right there criminal scum
Robber: *Pulls out a rubber chicken*
Police: Vietnam Flashbacks
dat oblivion line thou
What?!!! Oml !!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Read the comment with Batman accent hihi
Police: Stop right there criminal scum
Robber: Pulls out a rubber chicken
Police: Vietnam Flashbacks
Turkish Military Capacity (Forces, Ranks, Guns...) ruclips.net/video/IROB7d0aeLg/видео.html
The guy with the chicken looks like he's enjoying himself immensely.
No comments, nice
Of course he's enjoying himself.
When he enrolled years ago, he joined the chicken division.
He had the drive and passion from the start.
@@KenanTurkiye YOU BROKE IT
@@rjHxKl12w :)
@@KenanTurkiye -._-.
When you're told not to laugh, that's the moment you realize, how easily you can laugh. Everything becomes funny. Even the air seems funny.
Jajaja this is so accurate 😂
too true
makes sense on a psychological standpoint i suppose
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE TREE OMG AHAHAHAHAHA IT’S SO FUNNY
OH AND THE GRASS IS SO GREEN LMAOOO
Yes that what i feel everyday when i try not to
1:24
I love how the chicken SLOWLY comes into his view 🤣
“So why did you fail Police academy?”
“I laughed at a squeaky toy”
When you just copy another comment....
@Damian excuse me what comment? I just thought of all the scenarios that could happen and I happened to like this one, someone could’ve thought the same thing.
Mathias the Raccoon exactly are people not allowed to have the same thoughts
@Fate ye
Mathias the Raccoon i can’t find the funny
I’d be the one laughing just by hearing it in someone else’s face
paris shelby lol I laughed all the video long
paris shelby same. 😂
same, i laugh at almost anything, so once something makes me laugh i cant stop laughing
Lol same
Layla Salazar lol
lowkey the guy who squeaks the chicken seems like he's having the time of his life squeaking a rubber chicken in people's ears
Fr😂
Probably because he had to go through this same test, and since the second it was over, he DREAMED about his day to honk a rubber chicken at some new recruits.
seems like it
Agreed
on god
1:12 that guy was so amazing 😂 I would've bursted out laughing if that suddenly appeared in my sight 😂
Hahahaha 🤣
Tbh, it looks like he was smiling a little bit. He hid it pretty well.
“What your job?”
“Make people laugh”
“So you’re a a comedian?”
“No... I’m the police”
🤣🤣
Yeah, they make people laugh at them every day.
I get it. The police is a joke
what's...the difference?? ;D lol jk
lol
Officer : "you have to stay serious"
Also officer : laughs during the whole exercise
Totally...
Come on walking around with a plastic chicken trying to make people laugh is a really funny
This reminds me of the monty python scene when the roman soldiers laughing at that senators name.
600 like
Also whenever someone didn’t laugh after resting them he said “this guy’s boring”
I'm the guy who will just burst out laughing even when it's not my turn.
Tofu Kingpin same
Yep that would be me as well
Same here dude same here
Tofu Kingpin 😂 same
Omg same 😂
A special thanks to all the officers out there. And nothing but respect from me
Friend: As a police Cadet, what was the hardest part of your training?
Cadet: **breathes heavily**
Duck
HAHAHAHA
*chicken flashbacks*
@@honey_Badger4123 oi you thief
The chicken slowly and unexpectadly creeping over my face would make me laugh.
That'd make me laugh more than the sound 😂
Yes exactly 😂
OMG SAME
(02:04)
sO TRUE 😂😂
Parents: the training to be police were very harsh and painful.
The training:
your parents are right
So right
They weren't wrong tho
Not being able to laugh
Holy crap i got 1k this is the first time and im freaking out inside, not making a edit bc everyone hates it 😭😌
Anyone not failing that test does not need to be a police officer. :) You have to have humanity, and a sense of humor ingrained in you to serve the public, no matter how f-ed up it is.
I love how the guy with the chicken is having so much fun he’s just like “hehe drooopppp”
the lady is not the one holding the chicken
Did you notice the disappointed look on his face when they didn't laugh? So funny XD
@@seththrondsen2003 huh?
@@natascharose ikr it’s a mood
@@sparko0snakes966 If you watch again, you'll hear that there's a female voice saying "drop". She's holding the camera.
The people who kept a straight face were telling themselves to imagine their that their whole family was murdered by the chicken
Abdul S. That’s.........one way to put it
Sorry but that would probably make me laugh harder
Jeez Dark as s**t
That just made me laugh
I would have imagined I wasn't there that my mind was in another world and I would have been staring straight ahead that's the only way I wouldn't laugh
Mom: how was the police academy?
Me: i failed
Mom: how?
Me: I failed the rubber chicken test
@Darth Severus LMFAO JESUS DUDE!
Darth Severus I’m dead
They pulled out a rubber chicken? Something doesn’t sound right😂
@Darth Severus mom: you motherless fuck
My uncle failed the hen house test. Apparently it was inappropriate to find him in a brothel when applying to work vice.
Criminals: How do we fight the law enforcmemt?
Boss: With a rubber chicken.
Literally almost any thing becomes funny when you’re not allowed to laugh.
Still cannot believe this comment blew up with likes this way. Thanks every one!
Lol facts
I know , its *WEEEEEEEEEEIRD!*
Nerves
*joins a funeral*
@@Aristidisberikakis no no no, you have to delete that comment. You're making people laugh about what they shouldn't laugh about.
This is not funny... but when you're told not to laugh, it's hilarious.
Thabo Tshabalala I know. That’s what makes this so fucking hilarious.
And especially when everyone is silent
@Reborned 2 smiling is also not allowed, tough eh
Especially when they force a camera in front of you
They laugh for the situation not for be told to stay in silence
The officer is having the best time of his life
Interesting how this comment has so many likes even though it was only 7 hours ago. I’m guessing RUclips is massively suggesting this video
He should have dropped too
Top Rank AUDIOBOOKS PLUS yea RUclips has a thing to recommend videos from years ago
He is indeed.
@@TopRanky fuck you
1:27 slowly coming up to his face and going "bopp" was amazing
The chicken slowly appearing on my field of vision would make me laugh more than the sound lol
1:38 I laughed so hard 🤣
LITERALLY HAHSJRJTO
Yes,I laughed so hard and the chicken looks funny...if he puts that in front of me and made it sound then I'll just laugh while rolling on the ground🤣
Me too😂😂😂
That's exactly what he was going for sometimes, the way it drags out is the funniest part
Kid: dad what was your most difficult task in the police training
Dad: **squeaky chicken flashbacks**
Hello brother
*Back in the days we did try not to laugh to be part of a task force that was in charge of protecting the city and keeping bad guys away. It was hilarious.*
PTCD (Post Traumatic Chicken Disorder)
Lmao
@@Aquila476 I'm wheezing
"It's time for the hardest part of the training"
"Go bring the toy"
Manish Debnath they should put the chicken in there face but then squeeze a pig toy behind them lol
West Nigga Genius. That would get even the toughest minds.
West Nigga love your channel name
That sounds so wrong xD
Manish Debnath that could be interpreted very differently...
Friend : "So why did you fail police academy?"
Me : "it's complicated"
Asad Khan copied
Well that escalated quickly...
Yep
@@oscarvanhemert6094 lol
Failed person: I laughed
that guy who laughed before the trainer even squeezed the chicken on his face. i can relate to him
He laughed because it was close to his face that could make anyone laugh
Me too bro me too
It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* ruclips.net/video/U2rNnzVotS0/видео.html&.cxdx
Even I would start laughing when that guy starts approaching lol
I love how he makes the chicken slowly peer around their head 😂😂😂
Ikr
D-GRIZZ PRODUCTIONS thats what gets them
It makes it funnier lol
IKKKK
😂😂😂
2:37
Even when it booped his nose he kept his will strong. Future protector of the community, folks 🫡
The guy who is testing them, is clearly having a lot of fun.
He’s trained for many years to be a cop and yet here he is getting paid to squeeze a rubber chicken in peoples faces. He must be enjoying life
Right...
@@JudeBoi1313 XD
HOLY SH-SHORES 496 LIKES??!!
THANK YOU GUYSS!!
One comment saying thanks for the likes is enough. I get that your exited but it’s kinda annoying.
Police recruits *"train themselves very hard to join police academy"*
The chicken: _i'm about to destroy these guys whole career_
👹
Shut up
Vivek Chaudhary what career
Mustapha Adamu boom bam bop. Badabap boom pow 😎
@@legendarydestructor5845 fuck off
The chicken slowly coming into vision with the building tension of when he’s gonna honk is too fucking hilarious.
Right?! 😂😂😂😂
Couldn’t have said it better myself.
U know what would be funnier? If it comes to your vision and he doesn't honk it. It would be just staring Into your soul while you wait for it to make sound.
@@bowxfire5275 lmaooo
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Police officer waited for this moment since his rubber duck practise as a trainer 😂
because we all know that the most dangerous thing is when a criminal pulls his squeaky chicken
hahaha
LOL
Lmao, i dunno maybe they do this to the new cops be serious and aint be laughing of something in the wrong time
"Pulls his squeaky chicken" do you know how wrong that sounds?
omg i almost spilled my tea
People who laugh easily: *THIS IS TORTURE*
That's me
@Mabel I’d have they’re have to wait because I’d be straight dying
Me
How did I guess you were subbed to a late night show
army sksnsns
Imagine being the genius who invented this test
It's still a test
Why do they hate laughing
Yes.
You have no idea what the definition of genius is.
@@distant2171 that's the problem right there ,they're thinking the public is their enemy .
As if this is bagdad ,or isreal , and this is a one big giant warzone . When in reality it's not.
when someone tells not to laugh , thats when u laugh the hardest
Its when he slowly has the chicken looking over the shoulder that would get me. Im laughing just watching this
Lol same
neodemon283 I did this test 5 times and didn’t laugh on the 5th one 😂 it was just the chicken slowly coming up behind me!
Ikr same
Same
Like the guy at 2:02
That would be me
The instructor is going around with a big smirk himself
Smirk
Smirk
Smirk
Smirk
Smirk
Little did they know, the sunglasses guys were closing their eyes...
Fucking right! It's so much easier when you can't see the chicken or what's going on.
THAT'S TOTALLY WHAT I WANYED TO SAY.
Lol good point!!
No, I think they were out cold
True
Can we have a police force that consists entirely of people who failed the test. It makes sure you have people with their humanity intact.
Imagine standing there, and then a rubber chicken slowly creeps around to the front of your face
Death Drop ALDC i would have died laughing
Hey fellow fandom friend 😂
Carrie ALDC ღ Howdy partner!
Oh heck no
HAHAHAHAHA
Cop: "You boys been smoking marijuana?"
Boys: "No sir."
Cop: "We'll see what the chicken has to say about that!"
Lol
*passes joint to the chicken*
Dang that’s actually a great idea.
Rubber chickens should be required for field sobriety tests now
Camera lady after the chicken says they have : *dRawPp*
Recruit: "Oh yeah, I'm about to pass this course!"
Rubber Chicken: "I'm about to end this person's whole career"
Chad's World 😂
lol
The best use of this meme I’ve seen on RUclips
End this mans*
Sully Cavanh not officer, because they never passed the test 😂
I was cracking up the whole video!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 there's just something hilarious about this 😅
Officer: **comes to me with the chicken ready**
Me: **already wheezing and laughing uncontrollably**
Her: *dRoP*
Lmao same
Dröp
2:51
Same 😂
Mom calls: So what did you guys do today at the acadamy?
Me: It’s hard to explain...
I really want to see this conversation go down.
No name They should have a place of their own
"So there was this chicken right"
Well, you aren’t allowed to talk about police training. My dad went through the process and you can’t say you are in training, reveal the location, or talk about it. but he did ahahahahaha
You studying to become a cop
Police: Put your hands up!
Criminal: *pulls out a squeaky chicken*
Police: “Just like the simulations”
This made me laugh
I trained for this...
NO 😭😭
Its like... I was made for this
I started laughing so hard my mom yelled at me
Teaching them not to have emotion it's incredibly evil laughter is one of the best ways to diffuse anger.
I love how disappointed the chicken handler is when people don't laugh
I love how you decided to call him "chicken handler" one day I would like to be the holder of such a prestigious title.
@@cybermtl_p3721 I'm dead 😂😂
chicken handler... hahaha ... sounds like Ring bearer...
T H E C H I C K E N H A N D E L E R
The H A N D L E R C H I C K E N
The people wearing sunglasses are geniuses! They can close their eyes and only focus on not laughing at the sound.
i didn't think about that
Exactly what I was thinking
I had the same thought
I thought the same thing
Masks: Are you challenging me!?
So Why’d you fail Police Academy?
Me: *Its Complicated*
Hahahah underrated
Seriously underrated comment! 😂
🤣🤣
Wow a comment that actually made me laugh
@@stavcy Literally has 2 thousand likes. Stop fuckin saying "haha so underrated" under every remotely funny comment.
If there's anyone qualified to command this team, it is Peter Griffin.
The perfect job doesn't exi...
(Man squeaking chicken in front of recruits to try and get them to laugh)
He had to pass this test too
@@audreyrobloxrichgamergirl601 you don’t get the joke😞
How much does he get _paid_ to do that, though? Anything less than...well, _half_ of minimum wage would...oh, hell, I'd take the job anyway!
@@audreyrobloxrichgamergirl601 you.. You don't get it
It looks fun xD
just sqeezing a rubber chicken for like a few minutes just to make people laugh 10/10 would reccomend
I love the dude at the end who laughed before they even got to him😂
Fire Pitch ikr
it’s because he knew he was next
That would be me I would be rollin as soon as it started
I know that'd be me 🤭
So me
Just hearing that dude's steps coming towards me knowing full well i'm going face-to-face with a rubber chicken will definitely make me laugh.
same😌
I have some words of encouragemenr in the midst of whats going on.
It might sound wierd, but it is for real. Its long because I've tried to and any faqs! Hopefully this will answer some of those nagging questions -
Why does evil exist (and how can it be fixed), how is the whole "Jesus dying" thing really relevant to anything? To you? if you still have any questions let me know x
First, what is evil? Well, the Bible calls it the breaking of God's laws - and God intends for this world to be perfect in every way.
He also wants us to have perfect lives too - thats a part of His plan. But we dont though, do we?
Every one of us have lied, stolen (even tiny things count as stealing), spoken badly to our parents and had embarrassing and detestable thoughts in our thought life. The Bible calls this "sin", the breaking of God's laws. You might think, so what? Everyone lies and thinks bad things about others! Its human!
You're right. That's exactly what the Bible says, we're "born into sin" and that "all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God" - Romans 3:23
Notice something?
God's intent for us APPEARS to be the exact OPPOSITE of human nature and desires!
Not lying, not stealing, and having a perfect thought life is God's standard for us, so if it is God's standard, and we were made in "God's image", Why don't we meet it then?
Well, Remember Adam and Eve and when they sinned. Before sin they were perfect in thought word and DEED completely, just as God intended, and they had a perfect relationship with Him. ALL was perfect in every way.
But after the first sin occured due to Satan's tempting in the Garden, it destroyed that part of us that was morally perfect and in perfect harmony with God - His morals, standard, and love. Satan took over these things and so while we kept certain things, the ability to be thinking individuals with unique personalities, the moral part (affecting how our thoughts, actions and personalities operate) was damaged. To the point where we are "opposed" to God, hence His nature and standards being the opposite of what we see as reasonable or possible. The bible says "apart from God we can do nothing". Without Him, it will 100% feel "opposite", unreasonable and alien to us. Only WITH Him can we gain victory in these things.
Why doesn't God just let sin off and leave it?
The Bible describes God as a "righteous judge", many wonder why God doesn't just let sin off and leave it, but He can't. Why? That's like a if a judge let off a
murderer who broke the state law. Everyone would attack that judge and call Him corrupt, saying that he had not done right and should be fired for failing to punish the murderer for his evil. AND to completely love and be good as God is, means you need to, in turn, hate all forms of evil. You can't truly love good unless you hate the existence of evil.
This means that God needed, as a righteous judge to punish sin with the ultimate penalty of death - expressing His hatred of evil - and separation from His presence forever. Hence Hell.
"The soul that sins shall die (in Hell and suffer damnation)" - Ezekiel 18:20
BUT God, who is also perfect love, did not want to see His creation tortured and cut off from Him. He cares so much for is that He couldn't bear to see us fall into Satans hands and suffer death, even though we broke the law and deserve to be cut off from perfection forever
Because of justice, God could not leave sin and evil unpunished, BUT because of LOVE, God provided someone else to take that punishment on our behalf, satisfying both justice (by punishing the evil committed), and love (by sparing OUR lives) despite our sin.
God sent His own SON - think about that. His *Son*, the one whom He loved infinitely (the same way He loves us).
God allowed Him to take the pain we deserved, He took ALL of Gods wrath for every single sin you and I have committed. He was punished brutally and completely so that we do not have to be punished.
Back in the courtroom scenario: He paid the "fine" at His own expense (His life had to be morally perfect on this Earth, then He had to be killed as a sinless sacrifice on our behalf).
So when He returns to remove all evil from the face of the Earth, we can be spared and free because Christ has already BEEN punished on our behalf. He then rose again on the third day, conquering not only life and sin and temptation, but DEATH.
GOD HAS POWER OVER DEATH.
"I am the resurrection and the life: he that believeth in Me, though he were dead, yet shall he live (immortally and eternally in Heaven when I return)" - John 11:25,26
ALL we have to do is accept it by faith. Faith alone in Christ alone.
Religion = rules to be saved
The gospel = Christ saved us already we just have to believe it by faith. If you lack faith (as I did before), pray. He will make it strong it time. Trust Him as you would trust those close to you. He knows you even better than that. He created you and knows you inside out.
...WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
What does it actually mean for us?
It means we can be free from the penalty of damnation.
Not only that but we can be restored to Him and recreated into His moral image AGAIN as long as we accept Jesus having paid the price for us and accept Him as our Lord, the one who is in the front seat of our lives. He has a plan for your life, He's created you for a purpose. Just remember that. A purpose that includes being recreated into His image, one you can only accomplish through Him and reliance on His power and by following HIS way of life.
What does this new way of life entail?
It entails love, true love and service and aid to others, to "love God with all your heart, soul, mind and strength" and "love your neighbour as you love yourself" Matthew 22:37, 39.
Sharing the message of Christ's death, resurrection and soon return on this Earth to give justice OR mercy depending on what the person chose.
Sound "opposite" again?
God knows it sounds opposite, which is why, as The Bible states, this is NOT something we can do alone. It's not in our nature.
We need a new nature in the front seat, and the first step is to repent (turn from and reject our sin, pursuing the opposite direction and drawing close to God)
Christ will give us an actual DESIRE to do these things. Through the Holy Spirit, sent by Him to us after the ascension. He speaks to us through thoughts of love and truth and conviction, verses, ideas, prayers and He guides us so that we gain a desire to follow God and be able to do these "opposite" things through Him.
"With man it is impossible, but with God, NOTHING is impossible!" - Matthew 19:26
What is the way FOR though?
Firstly its to save you from sin - the only way to gain victory over sin and not have it as your master is through having Christ as your master and following His aid to resist the devil's temptations.
Christ lived down here for 33 years suffering EVERY FORM of temptation that you have ever faced - "who in every respect [has] been tempted as we are, yet without sin" Hebrews 4:15.
Therefore He is able to help us through our struggles. When the devil knows people have left his camp, he always tries harder with more temptations and evil attacks. BUT - His way is also there to guard and teach you daily in the midst of this (and despite this) sinful, selfish world.
The path He wants you to walk is a path of committment and love - its not about rules and regulations to save us - what Christ did GAVE us salvation.
All we need is faith.
The rest, the "fruits of good works (the will to obey and follow Him)", are what come through true, maturing faith. It's all about faith and the relationship God wants with you just like before sin arrived.
God preferred His own Son to be tortured And *killed* to give a chance to us (who broke His law of perfection) so that we can live as His children again. He wants us to love and trust and worship Him.
What if I still find myself sinning after I have accepted Christ?
That's why Christ died, For our sin. His death doesn't fix us in a snap like that, but it does protect us from the damnation that our past, present and future sins would bring without Jesus.
It's a process - a lifelong process - of God bringing you back to Him, away from the destructive pleasures of sin (greed, selfish temptations, trampling on people to gain). This process takes a *lifetime*, as it does for all, but NEVER give up, when you fall, know Christ paid for that sin you committed already - just acknowledge your sin and ask for forgiveness - and you can get back up again because He already bore your guilt and shame.
Regardless of the darkness you are in or the extent or frequency of the sins you have committed or will commit, regardless of how doubtful you may feel, know that Jesus UNDERSTANDS completely and He is faithful.
"those who come to Me, I will by no means cast out" - John 6:37
...HOW DO I LEARN MORE?
Don't know where to start?
Note down the Gospel of "John", or "Luke" (for a more detailed account of it all).
Remember that He will "NEVER - and that means never - leave you, NOR forsake you" - Deuteronomy 31:6
You can go to Him with them and be assured that He loves you and is for you.
Keep your heart open to Him and remember that if we pray for Christ to enter our lives, He will.
"For God so loved the world that He gave His one and only begotten Son, that whomever believes in Him, shall not perish, but have everlasting life". -
Thanks for reading if you did. I just felt that I should tell you regardless. Let me know if
you have any more questions or if you need any clarification on anything xx
@@bearvillebear1468 we are talking about rubber chicken.
@@clearedaccdead1 NSBXBBSB LOL-
i can imagine what you saying and im laughing now lol
honestly the best cops are probably the ones that laughed
Yeah, it shows that they have at least some humanity. There are too many scary stories of police officers who go into the role simply to brutalize others.
1:16 I like how he whispers “these guys are boring” 😂
Nice catch 😂
Lmao never realized that 😂😂
It's r3lally easy the entire time you push your lounge up against your front teeth and try not to tighten your jaw but you can if your good at hiding 8t
Later the day, he invited those who didn't pass to his home party.
1k likes
When you’re not supposed to laugh, everything is funny 😄
Riiiiiiiight?!. lol
Epic jay Uh... what exam... oH YEAH THE FRAKING FINALS THAT ARE THIS WEEK BUT HAVEN’T TAKEN CAUSE I HAVE THE FLU!!!!!
So true😂😂
Even in funerals
Ikr
Person: who is your big enemy
Police: THE RUBBER CHICKEN
lol
lol
lol
lol
lol
This is the new DUI test
"Sir did you had anything to drink this night?We have to perfform a quick test!" 😅🤣😂
They didnt laugh because of the chicken, they laughed because they needed not to laugh
And the Chicken
@@connormclovin1639 or not
Focusing so hard not to do something leads one to almost irresistibly do it. I wonder why we can mentally reinforce an attitude but we can't reinforce it's negation. Maybe we could direct ourselves more properly from having that fact in mind.
@@gaaraio2771 AND THE CHICKEN
@@connormclovin1639 lets chill bois how about BOTH :)
He seems disappointed when they dont smile
No Smile= No Soul. Big red flag.
Ever tickle someone who wasn't ticklish?
Lord Roderick I'm sorry for what happend to your family..
@@oblivion.walker Thank you Dragonborn
@@rodrikforrester9343 😀😃😁
Me: I won't laugh *pulls out chicken*
Me:* dead on the floor*
Oh oke
How is this got 860 likes but 2 replies
Weak.
It legit gained 900 likes in 12 hours
The people with sunglasses crushed it.
I would have failed before he reaches me.
Same
The last dude they still hadn't put it on and he was already laughing
@M all the best for the tonight's game mate am a m.u fan too.
Same
same 😂😂
Police: *shows chicken*
Guy: *laughs and goes down even before someone tells him to do it*
Time stamp?
@@arockarock8416 2:01
What about the black cop @ 1:49? I appreciated his honesty 😎👍
Gmwilkie George Right I peeped that too! You can see him smile in the background 😂
SEVENTEEN's mother I know I sure don’t like being told what to do. I would drop so fast before they even got the chance!
1:46 You can see that big dude behind the girl had to drop from laughing and it wasn’t even being done to him. When the camera pans back he’s on the ground 😂😂😂😂
Imagine
criminal: pulls out chicken
Police officer: laughs
Criminal: drop
Best Comment Ever! XD
@@xaviermoncada117 thank u
Cop: Awww shit here we go again
"Years of academy training wasted!"
@@XXXXHP lol
It's probably the students who do laugh who are the best cops.
So how does one get promoted to chicken squeaking trainer?
My thoughts
unable to count that high
I would love to get paid for this
And after they laugh hit them with a “DROPPPPP”
@Kip _whoosh_
Recruit: *doesn't smile*
Chicken guy: These guys are boring
chicken guy 😂
Immediately changes his mind and disqualifies them
me" no one gives a SFGNw iohtbnzlw/gpbaer5'''gn ibse;idrbcgjk
George L R/IHadAStroke
Kaleb Hernandez yes....
yes he did
Grandchild: Grandpa how did you become a police officer?
Grandpa: I didn't laugh at the chicken.
Grandchild: *Starts laughing*
grandpa'sss chicken....lmao i'm dead
@@FelineRaptor-gv4te wow you must be sooooo coooooool to make a joke into some feminist thing wow
@@FelineRaptor-gv4te whats wrong with grandpa?
@@FelineRaptor-gv4te its a joke, its not like a the "chicken crossed to road" joke would change if it was a duck or something
@@rycegabrielmajor9847 oh
1:22 so THATS where my golf ball is
Trainee : *curves lip only a bit
Lady: D R O P
hi same profile picture man
dead
Dwarp
GENERAL FIELD MARSHAL ERWIN ROMMEL!-
she annoyed me so much
Plot twist:"The officer was just flexing his new toy to everybody"
Lol😂
Hahahaha
Omg this comment is really funny
Dude! I laughed so hard at this!😂🤣🤣
I'm laughing so hard because of you😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Oh so you joined the police?"
"Yeah"
"And what's your role there?"
"I...traumatize people with a squeaky chicken"
I've been wheezing for 5 minutes straight lmao
@@astra.exe.1564 same but for me it's 69,420 hours
I've seen this video multiple times but I can rewatch it everytime it gets recommended.
The moment you hear foot steps getting closer and closer to you, you're giggles start kicking in😂
😂😂😂
learn how to spell
@@agquiz1847 what?
your giggles* not you're.
@@agquiz1847 bro keep quiet. You understood what I meant and thats all what matters
He looked generally disappointed when they didnt laugh and did yall hear him mumble under his breath saying "these guys are boring "
Madi vesey 8
I just heard it as I was reading this comment
Madi vesey i thought he said brutal
@@kellastone7219 I heard boring
@@doggger really
"How do you keep cadets focused?"
Camera lady: We have our methods.
300 likes with no comment? This guy needs help!!
SPZ Aruba no she says DrOp
@@jesusisking1-o9t plus she is a women and you know us we hate women.
-What job do you do?
-I am a police trainer
-do you have any special expertise?
-yes I'm a rubber chicken squeezer
1:17 the officer says “these guys are boring” I’m dying
Oml lol
2k likes but 3 comments?epic.
i thinks it’s mostly how he just slowly brings it into their peripheral is what makes them laugh at least that’s what would do it for me
Bet your handsome
@@eettsd lmao what
@@eettsd bruh the fuck does that mean
@@eettsd interesting
@@eettsd uhhhh
I love how the cop is smiling the entire time
Еврейская.методика.разговор.по.утячи
I bet he failed this test too, when he was in the academy
he was enjoying it
Bet the other cops were grabbin popcorn for this happenin and makin bets
He's having way too much fun . 😄
I wouldn't laugh at the chicken, I would laugh at the people who couldn't contain themselves, that really gets to me 😅