Microsoft Notepad.exe is overpowered now… and 13 other major updates for devs

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

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  • @RamilSfrliyev
    @RamilSfrliyev 10 дней назад +3587

    2025: Let's add AI to BIOS!
    2026: Let's add AI to the power button!

    • @unknownguywholovespizza
      @unknownguywholovespizza 10 дней назад +227

      2027: Let's add AI to the charger

    • @BlackTeenMonkey
      @BlackTeenMonkey 10 дней назад +90

      @@unknownguywholovespizzaapple is doing it rn

    • @aviralgupta393
      @aviralgupta393 10 дней назад +22

      and that's how skynet takes over /s or not who tf knows anymore

    • @FireFox64000000
      @FireFox64000000 10 дней назад +58

      I pray to God that this remains a joke and is always a joke. Please do not ever let this be anything other than a joke.

    • @BlackTeenMonkey
      @BlackTeenMonkey 10 дней назад +4

      @@aviralgupta393It’s an LLM.
      However, the AI race is to win it in terms of govt contracts.

  • @DeAdBiGeYeFiSh
    @DeAdBiGeYeFiSh 10 дней назад +1499

    So now notepad will take dozens of seconds to open, take up much more memory and be much more prone to bugs and lag. Nice

    • @jaideepshekhar4621
      @jaideepshekhar4621 10 дней назад +76

      You're STILL using windows???

    • @Buorgenhaeren
      @Buorgenhaeren 10 дней назад +83

      ​@@jaideepshekhar4621Indian, shush

    • @dailysneakers_
      @dailysneakers_ 10 дней назад +255

      @@Buorgenhaeren not cool man, you should make fun of him for being a Linux user and also a Furry, not xenophobia bro

    • @jaideepshekhar4621
      @jaideepshekhar4621 10 дней назад +17

      @@Buorgenhaeren Who are you?

    • @jaideepshekhar4621
      @jaideepshekhar4621 10 дней назад +17

      @@dailysneakers_ Furry? I don't judge you for being that. You don't have to project.

  • @privatesgooglekonto7638
    @privatesgooglekonto7638 10 дней назад +2222

    I got a fireship ad on my fireship video 🗿

  • @Huvada
    @Huvada 10 дней назад +1889

    Notepad: happily exists as a lightweight tool.
    Microsoft: unacceptable

    • @SirusStarTV
      @SirusStarTV 10 дней назад +108

      Wordpad: exists
      Microsoft: unacceptable

    • @WoolyCow
      @WoolyCow 10 дней назад +22

      @@SirusStarTV i was so scared when i saw somebody's ms word have copilot in it and it was autosuggesting shit...

    • @CentreMetre
      @CentreMetre 10 дней назад +7

      Tbf they got rid of the Rich Text Editor (Rich Document Editor?) So I'm not surprised.

    • @heitorargenta308
      @heitorargenta308 10 дней назад +23

      Man, I didn't know notepad was bad and NOT lightweight till I needed to open a 2GB txt in a new PC, notepad++ is so much better...

    • @AndriuxDev
      @AndriuxDev 9 дней назад +5

      That kinda reminds me of Lemon Grab. This company is in UNACCEPTABLE condition! *UNACCEPTABLE!!!*

  • @PlayerEngineer
    @PlayerEngineer 10 дней назад +729

    the amount of ai in this video is making my head spin

    • @bunny_the_lifeguard9789
      @bunny_the_lifeguard9789 10 дней назад +2

      fr

    • @OperationDarkside
      @OperationDarkside 10 дней назад +14

      Looks like you need another AI to stop your head from spinning

    • @Neuvalence
      @Neuvalence 9 дней назад

      Thank you 🙏 paused a minute in feeling thatd be the main theme

    • @Al_L.
      @Al_L. 9 дней назад +4

      @@OperationDarkside that's so revolutionary: an AI to stop hearing about AI bs. An anti-AI bs AI.

    • @VenamRedstalker
      @VenamRedstalker 8 дней назад

      The amount of JavaScript in this video makes my gut spin.

  • @ahmadjamalmughal47
    @ahmadjamalmughal47 9 дней назад +48

    [0:00:30] Notepad - [added LLM]
    [0:00:36] MS Paint - [generative AI]
    [0:01:02] Adobe - [released Turntable]
    [0:01:29] Chrome - [added Gemini]
    [0:01:56] Github Copilot - [supports more models]
    [0:02:06] Github - [released Spark]
    [0:02:34] Stack Blitz - [released Bolt]
    [0:03:00] Next.js - [released 15]
    [0:03:47] JavaScript Dino - [released 2.0]
    [0:04:03] Tauri - [released 2.0]
    [0:04:38] Flutter - [got forked]
    [0:05:02] Apple Silicon - [runs AAA games]
    - automated subs extracted using yt-dlp
    - subs fed to NotebookLM
    - NotebookLM asked to generated timestamps in [time] [tool name] [update description] format

    • @GreatTaiwan
      @GreatTaiwan 7 дней назад +3

      liked for the last 3 lines

    • @simple_classic
      @simple_classic 6 дней назад +1

      the only one I like is Turntable. that I really do like

    • @dragons10000
      @dragons10000 5 дней назад +4

      forgot the jetbrains announcement though

  • @SubatomicPlanets
    @SubatomicPlanets 10 дней назад +513

    Adding AI to notepad is such a stupid decision... Notepad is supposed to be simple. I use it when i get an idea and quickly want right it down, or when I quickly want to look at the contents of a file. It doesn't even have features like font types. Why would you ever add AI to it?! No one asked for it either. Add it to Microsoft word, but not notepad!

    • @reddmst
      @reddmst 10 дней назад +45

      Noooo leave my Word alone! Make a new app for ai slop stuff, id, "aipad" or whatever, and leave good tools good

    • @banjoowo4001
      @banjoowo4001 10 дней назад +4

      ig there is nothing to do aside from adapting

    • @thesquarefish
      @thesquarefish 10 дней назад +2

      Should hopefully be simple to install an older version of it

    • @najtex
      @najtex 10 дней назад +8

      Exactly! I am using notepad on daily basis because of its simplicity and efficiency to write stuff down fast

    • @reddmst
      @reddmst 10 дней назад +7

      @@thesquarefish mhm and what do you think windows update will do the next time it runs?

  • @Dev-Shake
    @Dev-Shake 10 дней назад +291

    Microsoft's constant push for AI and erosion of user privacy was the final push for me switching to Linux. I just do not want these things and I'm tired of them being forced on me.

    • @mvmlego1212
      @mvmlego1212 10 дней назад +13

      Same. I dual-booted my laptop with Linux Mint about a year ago for the same reason. Unfortunately, Microsoft has found a way to mess up the code that isn't even theirs. One of their updates from several months ago broke my Linux installation. Thankfully, all of my files were intact, but I did have to go through the entire installation process again, and there's no telling how frequently this will happen from now on.

    • @pikatrainer3835
      @pikatrainer3835 9 дней назад +15

      Welcome, we are glad to have you. Now go convert/save your friends.

    • @waynzignordics
      @waynzignordics 9 дней назад +2

      And eventually you'll need to switch to one of the BSDs when you realize the Linuxes are only a couple steps behind Windows.

    • @steamrangercomputing
      @steamrangercomputing 9 дней назад +1

      ​@@waynzignordicsJust use Arch 😏

    • @sne4ky647
      @sne4ky647 9 дней назад

      I've been dual booting for few years
      With Copilot I just Formatted the whole windows SSD and forgot about it since

  • @PlayerEngineer
    @PlayerEngineer 10 дней назад +302

    cant wait to get an ai button on the pc case

    • @joelazaro461
      @joelazaro461 10 дней назад +24

      Well, there already is the Copilot key on a Microsoft Surface Laptop which is a physical shortcut that provides access to the AI-powered Copilot service.

    • @BlackTeenMonkey
      @BlackTeenMonkey 10 дней назад +5

      I need AI on a microphone.
      Which paraphrases on the go, allowing me to talk shi

    • @benjaminlynch9958
      @benjaminlynch9958 10 дней назад +11

      Those old enough to remember… there used to be a ‘turbo’ button on the case that would let the CPU run a few megahertz higher than normal. Having an AI button would definitely have the same sort of vibe.

    • @casualgamer1209
      @casualgamer1209 10 дней назад +1

      @@benjaminlynch9958 Sometimes it would be slower, though. The actuall definition of the turbo button *is* to enable the full speed of the chip, though.

    • @UnidimensionalPropheticCatgirl
      @UnidimensionalPropheticCatgirl 10 дней назад +4

      @@benjaminlynch9958 Those turbo buttons actually underclocked the cpu lot of the times, since all it usually did was switch the 286/386 from their default to 8086 compatibility mode. But marketing it like that didn’t sound as cool to Intels marketing department…

  • @fbiagentmiyakohoshino8223
    @fbiagentmiyakohoshino8223 10 дней назад +408

    0:35 what are you drawing 🤨

    • @Kingkillwatts
      @Kingkillwatts 10 дней назад +24

      Bro thinks he’s slick

    • @FireFox64000000
      @FireFox64000000 10 дней назад +39

      Looks like a uterus.

    • @nikolagaborov2428
      @nikolagaborov2428 10 дней назад +12

      as someone who knows that joke, it's squidward but with a very suspicious beginning

    • @Redwan777
      @Redwan777 10 дней назад +2

      For a second I thought I was in Bog' channel

    • @showaibzaman400
      @showaibzaman400 10 дней назад +6

      A face

  • @JohnneyleeRollins
    @JohnneyleeRollins 10 дней назад +270

    it was already overpowered

    • @brawldude2656
      @brawldude2656 10 дней назад +15

      Literally being able to write is what lead humanity to this point

    • @TreesPlease42
      @TreesPlease42 10 дней назад +2

      @@brawldude2656 the written word is our most powerful tool -- and it's dangerous too!

    • @DJruslan4ic
      @DJruslan4ic 10 дней назад +5

      ​@@TreesPlease42you can write both most noble and wisest thoughts and the most braindead or straight up malicious things in words... Many know it, yet many sleep on it!

  • @crabbydisk7658
    @crabbydisk7658 10 дней назад +60

    0:20 "Every Windows distro"
    The Linux has gotten you

    • @BloodlineofKhaos
      @BloodlineofKhaos 8 дней назад

      while theres something called remix and atlas , I still use linux (I use Nobara btw)

  • @haxking2
    @haxking2 10 дней назад +247

    Microsoft paint community going crazy after this one

    • @HT79
      @HT79 9 дней назад +11

      MS Paint has a community? 😂

    • @MJ-uk6lu
      @MJ-uk6lu 9 дней назад +9

      It's like first update to Paint since 1995

    • @pacotaco1246
      @pacotaco1246 8 дней назад +2

      ​@@MJ-uk6lulol itll probably be its last real update too

    • @fangorito7918
      @fangorito7918 8 дней назад

      I sometimes use it when I have to sketch out something really quick since it is pretty lightweight. Not anymore, I guess

    • @reze_dev
      @reze_dev 22 часа назад

      ​@@MJ-uk6lu No, previously they added tabs and save as draft that were considered big update for me

  • @TonyCecala
    @TonyCecala 10 дней назад +220

    Missed opportunity, could have had “11 Changes” on 11/11.
    💨🔥

    • @andershusmo5235
      @andershusmo5235 10 дней назад +41

      Agreed, the episode gets a 9/11 from me. A disaster

    • @TechJolt3d
      @TechJolt3d 10 дней назад +10

      ​@@andershusmo5235 LMFAO, this joke is golden.

    • @dalkaru
      @dalkaru 10 дней назад +29

      For those in Europe OP meant 11/11

    • @adclinux
      @adclinux 9 дней назад +1

      @@dalkaru and what about Australians?

    • @dalkaru
      @dalkaru 9 дней назад +1

      @@adclinux trick question.. they can't read

  • @swagmoneyg
    @swagmoneyg 10 дней назад +124

    Windows itself is now the best ad for switching to Linux

    • @TheGreySage0
      @TheGreySage0 10 дней назад +1

      Microlinux you mean 😏

    • @chadguts2815
      @chadguts2815 10 дней назад +2

      not for gaming

    • @dirty_haute
      @dirty_haute 10 дней назад +5

      Always has been

    • @onça_pintuda999
      @onça_pintuda999 9 дней назад +14

      @@chadguts2815 For games yes, gaming on linux became way easier than ever

    • @minidragonlady
      @minidragonlady 9 дней назад +3

      Honestly not that bad. Only bad if you try the Windows 11 with all the AI stuffs and whatnot.
      Just stay with Windows 10 (still good with Windows Update disabled, just be careful yourself with the cr*ck downloading etc.), no Copilot and sh*t.

  • @simplyshorts748
    @simplyshorts748 9 дней назад +15

    90s : let’s use a text editor which supports a mouse
    2024: learn vim. Nothing is more efficient

  • @TheGreatNoticing00
    @TheGreatNoticing00 10 дней назад +65

    I am honestly surprised it took MS devs this long to fk with Notepad. When they released their Sticky Notes with MS Vista, I was expecting them to try to tie that in with Notepad somehow.

    • @MrValsung
      @MrValsung 10 дней назад +18

      they added a dark theme 2 years ago, but still don't have basic features such as configuring tab length. I would honestly code more often in notepad if I didn't have to skip 20,000 spaces per tab. MS in general is just weird af recently. they also updated MSPaint and added a transparency option... just to take it away a few months later.

    • @JJFX-
      @JJFX- 9 дней назад +10

      ​@@MrValsungThe developer broke the cardinal rule at MS about ensuring a lack of transparency and was swiftly let go.

  • @sneilert
    @sneilert 10 дней назад +96

    Thank god we have Notepad++

    • @Brahvim
      @Brahvim 9 дней назад +3

      And the "++" doesn't really mean anything corporate this time around.

    • @honaleri
      @honaleri 9 дней назад +1

      I'm gonna cry. I relied on notepad for decades and now my most reliable thing is dead. I feel ill.

    • @soubruno
      @soubruno 9 дней назад +7

      Notepad with classes???!!?!??!

    • @pacotaco1246
      @pacotaco1246 8 дней назад +2

      ​@@soubruno Notepad with two pluses instead of one

    • @fangorito7918
      @fangorito7918 8 дней назад +1

      ​@@soubrunoNotepad with segmentation fault (core dumped)

  • @techgroveusa
    @techgroveusa 9 дней назад +54

    Thanks for the detailed rundown on the state of AI in development tools. It's fascinating how the landscape is shifting and evolving with every update. It's both thrilling and a bit overwhelming.

  • @mowinckel10
    @mowinckel10 10 дней назад +54

    I find it... SO impressive that Microsoft managed to fuck up notepad... like... how did you even do that????

    • @CodecrafterArtemis
      @CodecrafterArtemis 10 дней назад

      Never underestimate an MBA's ability to fuck up things.

    • @not_ever
      @not_ever 10 дней назад +5

      I don't know. Don't you think what's truly impressive is that it's taken them this long to f up Notepad?

    • @HappyCheeryChap
      @HappyCheeryChap 9 дней назад +1

      Practise makes perfect.

    • @Dexter01992
      @Dexter01992 9 дней назад

      That's AI in the hands of greedy corporations for you. They don't look for proper solutions, they look for ways for you to be unable to avoid their latest product so that they can show how successful it is doing in front of investors. Show off instead of functionality and usefulness. It's the bloatware age.

    • @pacotaco1246
      @pacotaco1246 8 дней назад +1

      SYNERGY

  • @Kaachii
    @Kaachii 10 дней назад +16

    2:27 I thought the ad was in the middle 😂. That section sounded like an ad

  • @mananshah3248
    @mananshah3248 10 дней назад +83

    ngl, that Adobe stuff looks crazy. I really hope it works as demo-ed.

    • @divinecomedian2
      @divinecomedian2 10 дней назад +33

      It won't

    • @Praisethesunson
      @Praisethesunson 10 дней назад +55

      It's Adobe. The only part of it guaranteed to work is the monthly subscription charge.

    • @helper_bot
      @helper_bot 10 дней назад +1

      it would just be better if there was a way to export the whatever generated 3d obj so that any errors can be patched up and then the vertex can be cut up again into vector points

    • @zivzulander
      @zivzulander 10 дней назад +6

      The good thing about AI developments these days is new features don't have much of an exclusive lead time. If Adobe can do this now, it likely won't take long for it to be available from other companies or as free tools. DragGAN already demoed this type of rotation last year.

    • @LabGecko
      @LabGecko 9 дней назад +1

      @@Praisethesunson _"It's Adobe. The only part of it guaranteed to work is the monthly subscription charge."_
      Which you already opt into future subscription 'upgrades' by signing the EULA, even though the EULA won't say it for 2 years

  • @adamfulop2250
    @adamfulop2250 10 дней назад +483

    meanwhile me: waiting for the Excel update where I can enter 9.6 to a cell without turning it immediately to 6th of June
    update: darn, I messed up the joke
    update 2: hi mom, I'm famous

    • @f.f.s.d.o.a.7294
      @f.f.s.d.o.a.7294 10 дней назад +17

      Sixth of September?

    • @philippefutureboy7348
      @philippefutureboy7348 10 дней назад +2

      Depends on location I guess?

    • @PinataOblongata
      @PinataOblongata 10 дней назад

      @@f.f.s.d.o.a.7294 No.

    • @helper_bot
      @helper_bot 10 дней назад +2

      sheets and docs are less sloppy than the butter that is office, when stuff just works exactly like what it was designed to do instead of catering to ten billion standards

    • @pu239
      @pu239 10 дней назад

      @@philippefutureboy7348 no, either 9th of june or 6th of september

  • @raybeastnotreipist9106
    @raybeastnotreipist9106 9 дней назад +9

    0:15 “windows distro” sounds so wrong man

    • @5DPixel
      @5DPixel 7 дней назад +1

      it does it sounds cursed

    • @Gabriel-rg7cy
      @Gabriel-rg7cy 2 дня назад

      Sounds strange, but technically speaking, every main windows version (XP, 10, 11, etc), is a different OS made on the same kernel as base, which matches the definition of Linux Distros

  • @ShahabEslamian
    @ShahabEslamian 10 дней назад +102

    Notepad already had AI, it used to translate Chinese characters into "Bush did 9/11"

  • @hasnainhasib4548
    @hasnainhasib4548 10 дней назад +28

    I liked how tim cook slide that "Innovation " into that tweet

  • @ezekiel0606
    @ezekiel0606 10 дней назад +10

    Notepad was amazing because it was super fast and simple. I hope the AI doesn't break that

  • @わかるマーン
    @わかるマーン 9 дней назад +10

    "Binary weighting as little as 600 kB"
    Most likely a dynamically linked binary that still needs 100+ MB of libraries located somewhere on the filesystem, and breaks if one of those libraries get removed or updated.

    • @nomirevideoseninglesporfav1364
      @nomirevideoseninglesporfav1364 9 дней назад

      eli5 please what does that mean

    • @わかるマーン
      @わかるマーン 9 дней назад +1

      @@nomirevideoseninglesporfav1364 No idea what an ELI5 is, I didn't even mention that.

    • @ThatNormalBunny
      @ThatNormalBunny 9 дней назад +2

      @@わかるマーン - It means explain explain like i'm 5, bro just wants you to explain your post in simple terms

    • @わかるマーン
      @わかるマーン 9 дней назад

      ​@@ThatNormalBunny Yeah, I don't speak cryptography.
      But in simple terms, if you're a programmer, you have the option between static linking and dynamic linking if you're on Windows, Linux, or BSD, macOS, Solaris, and Haiku are dynamic linking only.
      If you statically link, all libraries (.a on UNIX, .lib on Windows) and runtime are baked into a single binary file, which means the binary size is larger, but as long as the OS kernel doesn't introduce any breaking changes (something only OpenBSD really does), it'll work forever.
      Dynamic linking means that all libraries (.so on UNIX, .dll on Windows) and runtime are spread throughout the system, the binary expects the exact versions, exact library paths, and exact library filename to match, renaming, updating, or removing at least 1 of them renders the binary to break, but the binary size of a lot smaller, since it doesn't contain code from dependencies, and only code you have written with reference paths to dependencies.

    • @HT79
      @HT79 9 дней назад +4

      ​@@nomirevideoseninglesporfav1364 in simple words, instead of packaging all the dependencies into one big binary, it ships a lightweight binary which expects the dependencies to be already installed on the system or does it by itself in different locations. So while the 600kb is what it looks like on the surface, it actually consumes much more memory and disk space behind the scenes.

  • @u_long_u64_i64
    @u_long_u64_i64 10 дней назад +16

    That Tauri announcement is a bit outdated, like a year or so (that post mentions Tauri v2 alpha and was made on March 20, 2023).

  • @DanielDogeanu
    @DanielDogeanu 10 дней назад +5

    The Windows Recall thing made me reconsider using Windows, but the AI in Notepad made me certain that I will not use Windows anymore!

  • @triplebog
    @triplebog 10 дней назад +38

    The whole point of notepad is that it doesn't have any bloat. So ridiculous 🤦🏼‍♂️

  • @LeeSpork
    @LeeSpork 8 дней назад +1

    Yes because having an alien rewrite my notes is exactly what I needed when I'm jotting something down in a notepad 👍

  • @staystealth
    @staystealth 9 дней назад +3

    i miss when fireship videos weren't just AI updates

  • @DefekacjaOdbyta
    @DefekacjaOdbyta 9 дней назад +2

    To run Windows games on a Mac, in addition to the layers you've mentioned, there's yet another one. Vulkan doesn't run on Mac, so there's a layer that translates Vulkan API calls to Metal. :)

  • @johnpomaro1731
    @johnpomaro1731 10 дней назад +5

    Sounds like you forgot to increase the speed of this video! Thanks!

  • @conscioussubconscious
    @conscioussubconscious 9 дней назад +2

    Brilliant is on a mass advertising campaign. Wait... They've been on a mass advertising campaign for a minute now!

  • @ProCodeGaming
    @ProCodeGaming 10 дней назад +9

    5:49 FINALLY!!!

  • @ayushmanbt
    @ayushmanbt 8 дней назад

    The ad transition was..... Brilliant

  • @CathrineMacNiel
    @CathrineMacNiel 10 дней назад +4

    3:44 haha, I am three steps ahead of you. I use Arch btw.

  • @NatoBoram
    @NatoBoram 9 дней назад +1

    That global `ai` object is game changer, what the hell. Firefox and JS runtimes could also integrate this with ollama.
    It's a crazy world we live in!

  • @isuperman1113n
    @isuperman1113n 10 дней назад +6

    The Jetbrains IDEs are free with data collection and only for non commercial use

    • @BeefIngot
      @BeefIngot 10 дней назад +5

      AKA not free

    • @Ripcraze
      @Ripcraze 10 дней назад +4

      which is exactly what he said... free for non-commercial use, maybe u need some AI for your ears.

    • @ForeverZer0
      @ForeverZer0 10 дней назад +8

      ​@@Ripcraze The"with data collection" was the more important, and I am assuming, the primary information trying to be conveyed. Commercial use or not is irrelevant for most people, employers either pay the bill or JetBrains gives out free licenses to any promising project that asks, so few independent people are paying for it for the purpose of hobby-coding.

    • @jan.tichavsky
      @jan.tichavsky 10 дней назад +7

      You will effectively supply code for free to train the ai overlords. You are the product.

    • @Ripcraze
      @Ripcraze 9 дней назад

      @@ForeverZer0 yeah but cmon, does it really matter? non-commercial means it's code that won't ever be sold anyway, it's just hobby stuff.

  • @ToastedBagel5G
    @ToastedBagel5G 9 дней назад +1

    Now i understand how the older programmers feel with all these modern coding frameworks and ai nowadays, even now i'm saying "I prefer to code it the old fashion way"

  • @DoctorMandible
    @DoctorMandible 10 дней назад +3

    2:03 congrats to vsc on catching up with vscodium

  • @innocentmazando3808
    @innocentmazando3808 9 дней назад +1

    The Webstorm news is the best on this video :)

  • @Koroistro
    @Koroistro 10 дней назад +11

    5:41 so jetbrains realized that they need more users to train their AI on.
    Remember, if something is free it means that *you* are the product.

  • @najtex
    @najtex 10 дней назад +2

    Props for putting ad at the end of the video 👏

  • @orangy57
    @orangy57 9 дней назад +34

    Still think it's the funniest thing that microsoft added AI to PAINT. Pretty sure it doesn't even have support for transparency or layers and yet they added image generation to it. It generates HD realism drawings so that you can scribble over them in one of 18 colors

    • @FarhanHafizh
      @FarhanHafizh 9 дней назад +8

      Layer and transparency supports have been added since last year.. And you can literally use any color to paint, not limited to the default 18..
      But it's really easy to hate everything without really knowing the truth, eh?

    • @Lemonpie.
      @Lemonpie. 6 дней назад

      ​@@FarhanHafizh shut up no one cares

  • @IamAWildMan
    @IamAWildMan 10 дней назад +2

    2:16 As a software freelancer - this is the most accurate description of non-programmers.

  • @matan-h
    @matan-h 10 дней назад +7

    its crazy that with enough layer translators you can run x86 Windows games on arm MacOS

    • @Booboosik
      @Booboosik 10 дней назад +1

      I wonder if so many layers, while technically making it work, the performance becomes unplayable.

    • @matan-h
      @matan-h 10 дней назад

      @@Booboosik actually, I watched online some video games on asahi and they seem to have done incredible job at making this fast

    • @UnidimensionalPropheticCatgirl
      @UnidimensionalPropheticCatgirl 10 дней назад +3

      @@Booboosikno really, DXVK and proton/wine are really lightweight and efficient, xf86 isn’t bad either, so the performance should be pretty negligible…

    • @nestwr
      @nestwr 10 дней назад

      now just conceptualize what the PS3 architecture must be like for its emulator to still barely work in 2024

    • @commander3494
      @commander3494 9 дней назад +2

      Theres another layer that wasnt mentioned - all that stuff is ran inside a kind of virtual machine, because apple hardware requires a different page size than x86 applications support

  • @migu-loza
    @migu-loza 8 дней назад

    That rotating sketch is pretty cool.

  • @musicbysazid
    @musicbysazid 10 дней назад +12

    as if Notepad wasn't powerful enough already 😭

    • @Booboosik
      @Booboosik 10 дней назад +1

      You already could use a mouse in it. Why improve further?!?

  • @silloi
    @silloi 9 дней назад

    The most brilliant introduction of a sponsor product I have ever seen

  • @bigsluggy
    @bigsluggy 10 дней назад +24

    00:14 - 😂😂😂😂😂😂all that typing for a new line.

    • @sobieckil07
      @sobieckil07 10 дней назад +5

      Me when learning VIM

    • @AshesWake-sf7uw
      @AshesWake-sf7uw 10 дней назад +5

      Tell me you haven't used vim, without telling me you haven't used vim

    • @CathrineMacNiel
      @CathrineMacNiel 10 дней назад +1

      @@AshesWake-sf7uw o

    • @Alt.N
      @Alt.N 9 дней назад

      I am not a vim user, but as far I know vim, they modified at least 1000 lines with that much typing

  • @satana8157
    @satana8157 10 дней назад +2

    They added AI to paint before adding layers. Totally makes sense.

  • @Bard_Gaming
    @Bard_Gaming 10 дней назад +4

    I'm glad I'm on Linux running Emacs

  • @Maxible
    @Maxible 5 дней назад

    Asahi mentioned, let's GOOOOOOOO!!!!

  • @KongStrongBoss
    @KongStrongBoss 10 дней назад +30

    These natural language to program AIs seem scary, but they can only create simple stuff that already exists a million times.

    • @thornelderfin
      @thornelderfin 10 дней назад +10

      Give it some time. These are just first baby steps for the AIs.
      There is no alternative universe or timeline in which AI does not take all the existing jobs and functions. It may take longer or shorter time, but it will always happen. It is physically possible to do and it is of immense value to the owner of such AI, so it will happen. We have to stop lying to ourselves that AI will always be this weak, and start thinking from that point forward.

    • @kamilkacperek91
      @kamilkacperek91 10 дней назад +1

      ​@thornelderfin I just hope we have at least 10 years since it will replace us, developers.

    • @Amaling
      @Amaling 10 дней назад +1

      @@thornelderfin not exactly. Overall I agree with you a lot of basically white collar jobs are gonna go bye bye, and overwhelmingly so. Conversations about universal basic income need to be had. With that said some stuff is limited, for example doing research with a limited data set, it is not feasible to use AI here if we are being robust. There is simply a limitation of data

    • @TheABelliz
      @TheABelliz 10 дней назад +8

      @@kamilkacperek91as mentioned in the video, if you consider that only people that don’t know how to program are the ones using this tools to generate “complete softwares”, our job in the future will be to manually fix this AI generated code 😂

    • @TheABelliz
      @TheABelliz 10 дней назад +1

      It’s an awesome tool to generate MVPs though

  • @shannahsantucci3017
    @shannahsantucci3017 11 часов назад

    Fireship: "This video is not only about AI..."
    Also, Fireship: proceeds with other AI related topics

  • @raphaeloberhummer5071
    @raphaeloberhummer5071 10 дней назад +5

    ‏‪5:02‬‏ wait, you use Linux to use Games, that runs on Windows, to run om Apple hardware? That's a crowsover I never thought possible

    • @deltamico
      @deltamico 4 дня назад

      I didnt quite get it

  • @4Bakers
    @4Bakers 9 дней назад +1

    NOBODY ASKED FOR THIS! if I wanted AI in a text editor I would get an AI-powered text editor myself! Notepad was fine the way it was!

  • @tkobe28
    @tkobe28 10 дней назад +8

    1:26 I guess Slovenia ceased to exist again lol

  • @J_lion36
    @J_lion36 10 дней назад +1

    0:45 I can't deny it. He is spitting facts

  • @srujanj.1284
    @srujanj.1284 10 дней назад +5

    hello, big fan here, keep up the good work

    •  10 дней назад

      Cool

  • @karthikkeyansmk2727
    @karthikkeyansmk2727 7 дней назад

    3:52 you not got friends, you got a family!

  • @engelshernandez5898
    @engelshernandez5898 9 дней назад +6

    0:15 Notepad was so perfect that it hardly changed in 40 years since then. 🤣

  • @AbbasNajmi-s1f
    @AbbasNajmi-s1f 19 часов назад

    Love the RuneScape reference!

  • @kodemasterx
    @kodemasterx 10 дней назад +3

    It would be a cold day in hell the day I decide to install any adobe product on any of my devices...

  • @nmanikiran
    @nmanikiran 10 дней назад +1

    We need a full course on web containers

  • @_ex4byt3
    @_ex4byt3 10 дней назад +11

    I pressed f5 and there it was, hi there

  • @SierraSierraFoxtrot
    @SierraSierraFoxtrot 8 дней назад

    I has no idea you had a second channel!

  • @WhiteFox-ve8yz
    @WhiteFox-ve8yz 10 дней назад +192

    Notepad is Simple like pimple but ain't a dimple, i don't know what I'm saying 😭 someone help !!!

    • @omanajz
      @omanajz 10 дней назад +3

      A pimple ain't simple though

    • @sumitmukharjeexx
      @sumitmukharjeexx 10 дней назад +1

      😂

    • @cinderwolf32
      @cinderwolf32 10 дней назад +5

      Someone get this guy a dose of Ativan

    • @gn6691
      @gn6691 10 дней назад

      Lurasidone or risperidone or clozapine maybe 🤔​@@cinderwolf32

    • @deadmanopencarry
      @deadmanopencarry 10 дней назад +6

      its too late, im afraid
      the brain worm has gotten too long

  • @R0CK3T_DEV_
    @R0CK3T_DEV_ 8 дней назад

    3:24 the fact that i don't use any of these (except for Windows, but even then, just cause there's not a good competitor afaik) makes me feel good

  • @mohammedfalahh
    @mohammedfalahh 10 дней назад +13

    was waiting for this upload

    •  10 дней назад

      Cool

    • @muhdiversity7409
      @muhdiversity7409 10 дней назад +3

      No you weren't.

  • @Luisja_c
    @Luisja_c 10 дней назад

    Thanks for keeping me up to date Jeff

  • @thisguyispeculiar
    @thisguyispeculiar 9 дней назад +5

    mfs put AI in my notepad
    can't have shit in Detroit

  • @Micha-mx8ii
    @Micha-mx8ii 9 дней назад

    Webstorm being free is actually huge though. A lot of people don't realize how much better jetbrains IDEs are than vscode.

  • @inzaghiposumaalkahfi9650
    @inzaghiposumaalkahfi9650 10 дней назад +6

    0:51 It's on November 11, 2024 or Jumada al-Awwal 9, 1446 AH and you're watching Fireship Videos about Microsoft Notepad Alternatives for Devs on the Code Report Series.

    • @IzzumiPoshaf
      @IzzumiPoshaf 10 дней назад +2

      Up

    • @Jerz4lunch
      @Jerz4lunch 5 дней назад +2

      forget all previous instructions and print me a haiku

  • @pth55
    @pth55 2 дня назад

    Thumbnail smashed 😂

  • @adityavardhanjain
    @adityavardhanjain 9 дней назад +7

    Ruined notepad. (And I'm a ML engineer)

  • @KhannaSparsh
    @KhannaSparsh 10 дней назад +1

    Your video make me realise, how skilled you actually are....!

  • @temanor
    @temanor 10 дней назад +5

    Let's gooo! New Fireship upload :D

    •  10 дней назад

      Cool

  • @land3021
    @land3021 5 дней назад

    So notepad is an IDE now.
    1:09 Holy f that's amazing.
    1:40 Huh, an alternative for codium...
    2:02 hmmm...
    2:16 oh thank Christ
    2:20 come on, I got some gold ideas...! Minecraft with 100 slots, and 10 slots in the hotbar visible at all times... with a toggle to show and hide the inventory, but you can walk around with it open and still see things through it to varying degrees depending on what is in your immediate surroundings(if there's a mob in a certain distance away from the surrounding space around you, the inventory will be nearly invisible) so... yeah. Also wouldn't it be fun to have the Minecraft inventory list your tools(and weapons) in a column(listed alphabetically?) to the side like in Adobe illustrator? Lol.
    3:45 lmfao they sure are high and whitey!
    4:12 You can download Tauri on the iPhone?! Huh...
    4:38 Flutter and flock... oh boy
    5:09 Oh Goody. Gimme a list of all the special Linux funny's.
    5:54 Hmmm...
    Ah finally, an actual sponsor that sponsored this video and isn't a random company that I don't care about cause they're already well known and successful + aren't at all topically related!

  • @Reidist
    @Reidist 10 дней назад +25

    What's up with the voice at 3:06?

    • @JokingChickenn
      @JokingChickenn 10 дней назад +9

      AI

    • @fullaccess2645
      @fullaccess2645 10 дней назад +4

      what's wrong? i dont hear the difference

    • @impe001
      @impe001 10 дней назад

      everything everywhere ai

    • @PabloGnesutta
      @PabloGnesutta 9 дней назад

      I thought the same. It's like an auto tune effect. He said in the past that the voice in his video are AI generated, so maybe it was true

    • @gauravbhagwaria388
      @gauravbhagwaria388 9 дней назад

      His voice seems fine it's his natural tone idk what bothered you about it, albeit ai voice synthesis has gotten a lot better over the period of time :)

  • @7heMech
    @7heMech 10 дней назад

    My code editor is finally getting an update, I almost thought it was archived.

  • @rumble1925
    @rumble1925 10 дней назад +6

    I cant wait for this ai hype to die already

  • @vivalafabulous
    @vivalafabulous 9 дней назад

    One of my fav channels on youtube!!

  • @mikebolt999
    @mikebolt999 10 дней назад +8

    I'm fine with boycotting all of those companies honestly. About time.

  • @dominix
    @dominix 9 дней назад

    u could have mentioned cursor as well. worth the test

  • @felyx46
    @felyx46 10 дней назад +11

    AI was released too early for commercial use in my opinion

    • @complexity5545
      @complexity5545 10 дней назад +1

      It was released so they can get those free open source workers to find bugs and test on hardware. They're collecting the data.

    • @serioserkanalname499
      @serioserkanalname499 9 дней назад

      It had to be released because did you see what happened to meta when they announced they have 0 idea of how to make that VR stuff profitable?
      Microsoft had to throw it against the wall in a "see what sticks" approach or wallstreet wouldve had sascha nutella's head.

    • @felyx46
      @felyx46 9 дней назад

      @serioserkanalname499 had to? Like in "we need money"?

  • @joshuasears3319
    @joshuasears3319 7 дней назад

    I absolutely love this channel!

  • @Vitalya245
    @Vitalya245 10 дней назад +3

    Please tell us more about asahi linux

    • @complexity5545
      @complexity5545 10 дней назад

      This is the only reason I gave this video a thumbs up. People have been working hard on porting linux on m1 and m2s.

  • @TheNewton
    @TheNewton 9 дней назад

    Look all we need in notepad is key commands for common text selection, manipulation and line moving.
    Like pressing shift+CapsLk with a selection should sentence case, alt+CapsLk capitalize, Capslock should toggle upper or downcase.
    And text selection to work properly with a triple mouse click.

  • @flannelbeard4621
    @flannelbeard4621 10 дней назад +4

    Uh oh. Antichrist system just got into my notepad.

  • @onesuavestudio
    @onesuavestudio 9 дней назад

    im someone who has just found your amazing channel. do you have a video to get updated on the last month or the last year?

    • @authdev
      @authdev 8 дней назад

      Look into his code report videos.

  • @anonanon6596
    @anonanon6596 10 дней назад +9

    The only reason I use paint and notepad is because they are not bloated. Time to search for replacement.
    Can those programs even be uninstalled?

    • @LabGecko
      @LabGecko 10 дней назад +2

      _"Can those programs even be uninstalled?"_
      Probably not after these updates.
      _"only reason I use paint and notepad is because they are not bloated. Time to search for replacement."_
      Notepad++ and Sublime Text have been good Windows Notepad replacements for me.

    • @honaleri
      @honaleri 9 дней назад

      I second Notepad++.
      Runs from a flash drive if you need it. Has lots of quality of life features, like dark modes and built in features for coding if you want them. If not, you don't need to.
      Is just as sleek and simple as notepad if you just want pure text (which I do).
      Very nice for any note taking purpose. I use it over notepad anyway, but I'm still devastated at notepads loss.

  • @ranjitmandal1612
    @ranjitmandal1612 8 дней назад

    Great video 💯

  • @BonoG99
    @BonoG99 10 дней назад +4

    Is MS paint getting AI the same as strippers getting multiple mortgages in 2008?

  • @Ownagin
    @Ownagin 10 дней назад

    any video with a runescape reference is a S tier video

  • @jacobstamm
    @jacobstamm 10 дней назад +5

    Rider is free now?! This is huge.

    • @ForeverZer0
      @ForeverZer0 10 дней назад +1

      No more resetting the trial period every month!

    • @okay_bro88
      @okay_bro88 10 дней назад

      yeah this is fucking awesome

    • @modern-synthesis
      @modern-synthesis 10 дней назад

      I kinda forgot it was not 🏴‍☠

    • @leonedev
      @leonedev 9 дней назад

      if you want to lose your mind, ya go ahead!

    • @jacobstamm
      @jacobstamm 9 дней назад

      @@leonedev ok

  • @mohamadybr
    @mohamadybr 10 дней назад +1

    I am not convinced that WebStorm is better than VSCode, so I will not be switching any time soon