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  • Опубликовано: 21 окт 2022
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  • @Farm172DII
    @Farm172DII Год назад +7370

    Ryanair's pilots are so skilled they managed to cobra a 737

  • @JohnDoe-oj8bd
    @JohnDoe-oj8bd 7 месяцев назад +1894

    "At RyanAir, if you're not on time, we will make you forget you're late."😂

    • @olb5891
      @olb5891 7 месяцев назад +16

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gilmargoisramos2306
      @gilmargoisramos2306 6 месяцев назад +12

      😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉

    • @Adam.Carl.88
      @Adam.Carl.88 6 месяцев назад +14

      😂😂😂 That was a good one 🤣😅😂

    • @thewinstons9609
      @thewinstons9609 6 месяцев назад +9

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @alanmalan3819
      @alanmalan3819 6 месяцев назад +5

      S7airlines one love

  • @maskednil
    @maskednil 6 месяцев назад +108

    That's not crashing. That's landing with style.

  • @stevenleslie8557
    @stevenleslie8557 6 месяцев назад +52

    We built our planes out of 100% rubber.

  • @ayten722
    @ayten722 Год назад +3433

    “Last year over 90% of our passengers broke their spines”

  • @GBU09
    @GBU09 6 месяцев назад +357

    Ryanair will literally take you to your final destination (ahead of schedule) 😅😅😂😂😂

    • @KruNBassa
      @KruNBassa 6 месяцев назад +6

      😂😂

    • @thegreatkingscorpion
      @thegreatkingscorpion 6 месяцев назад +8

      It's a good one Don't know why It don't have so many likes😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TrippleTee
      @TrippleTee 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@thegreatkingscorpionagreed

    • @2ma431
      @2ma431 6 месяцев назад +2

      heaven😂

    • @hit_or_miss7707
      @hit_or_miss7707 3 месяца назад +1

      😅😅😅😂😂😂

  •  4 месяца назад +15

    when F-22 pilots fly a 737 for the first time😂😂😂

  • @dothatjustin
    @dothatjustin 6 месяцев назад +100

    Pilot is racking up combo points for each trick, he’s at a 8x multiplier right now

    • @gohtwm
      @gohtwm 3 месяца назад

      Tricklining and infinite popping frfr

    • @Player-zx4ps
      @Player-zx4ps 16 дней назад

      ULTRAAA COMMBOOOOOOO

  • @andrehooker3229
    @andrehooker3229 6 месяцев назад +234

    " Last year over 90% of our passengers arrived in pieces "

  • @chrisjenkins203
    @chrisjenkins203 6 месяцев назад +267

    Ryanair: We don’t do any of those “boring” safe landings. Our pilots compete for trick points, when landing the aircraft.

    • @NTGchannel
      @NTGchannel 6 месяцев назад +6

      Ryanair must've been very impressed on Sept 11. Like we can't beat that

    • @Mz2Much2You
      @Mz2Much2You 6 месяцев назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @yeisonalvarez5776
      @yeisonalvarez5776 6 месяцев назад +3

      What a beautiful world

    • @ecofriendssolartech7837
      @ecofriendssolartech7837 6 месяцев назад +3

      Last year, over 90% of our customers flew straight to heaven 😂

    • @MorphineTR
      @MorphineTR 6 месяцев назад

      @@NTGchannel😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊ğpğğğğğğğğğğğ😊ğğğğğğğğğğğğğğğğğğ😊ğğğğ😊ğğğğ😊ğğğğ

  • @iseehowitis9382
    @iseehowitis9382 6 месяцев назад +27

    Ryanair: our planes are trained in gymnastic landings.

  • @OhNotThat
    @OhNotThat 6 месяцев назад +10

    "For your comfort we refitted the entire outer surface of our aircraft in bouncy rubber. So strap in motherfuckers, this is gonna be a bumpy
    landing!"

  • @Mrengel-2yc
    @Mrengel-2yc 7 месяцев назад +126

    Ryanair: What is your favourite landing
    Pilot: Flipping
    Ryanair: Your Hired

  • @dillardblom3312
    @dillardblom3312 7 месяцев назад +544

    “Thanks for flying Ryanair. Today only 10% of our passengers died during landing, so we consider it a good day” 😂

    • @olb5891
      @olb5891 7 месяцев назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chrisjenkins203
      @chrisjenkins203 6 месяцев назад +12

      Ryanair:
      “ *0* ” days without an incident

    • @AviGoorcharan
      @AviGoorcharan 6 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😅

    • @user-ug9jv7mj9s
      @user-ug9jv7mj9s 6 месяцев назад +2

      Це жах, закрити цю компанію і виписати космічні штрафи

    • @nihilist4184
      @nihilist4184 6 месяцев назад

      How many did suvlrvive vs die with this disaster?

  • @user-bd7qn6kv7g
    @user-bd7qn6kv7g 6 месяцев назад +9

    "At Ryanair we don't care HOW you get there as long as you GET THERE!"

  • @ecofriendssolartech7837
    @ecofriendssolartech7837 6 месяцев назад +5

    Last year, over 90% of our customers flew straight to heaven 😂

  • @humbleevidenceaccepter7712
    @humbleevidenceaccepter7712 10 месяцев назад +411

    RyanAir, where 90% of our planes are made out of inflatable rubber.

  • @kudzaishebg
    @kudzaishebg Год назад +1828

    Can’t stop laughing when the plane did a backflip

    •  Год назад +21

      Yes XDDD

    • @user-cy2vj9eq8c
      @user-cy2vj9eq8c Год назад +7

      yes

    • @rps5024
      @rps5024 Год назад +5

      Ya

    • @104Aviation
      @104Aviation Год назад +70

      it's a frontflip

    • @rps5024
      @rps5024 Год назад +5

      @@104Aviation you got a very exposing poing

  • @MrOwenzzz
    @MrOwenzzz 5 месяцев назад +11

    Job interview: i can make a boeing 747 do a black flip upon landing
    Ryanair: You’re hired

  • @Nicholas-ts3xc
    @Nicholas-ts3xc 6 месяцев назад +7

    This's obviously a fake plane, but that's still fucking hilarious.

  • @saikatbio1983
    @saikatbio1983 6 месяцев назад +343

    Swissair - "You're fired"
    Ryanair - "You're hired

    • @HappyLife693
      @HappyLife693 6 месяцев назад +6

      Way underrated comment. 😂

    • @ykdoodlefr
      @ykdoodlefr 3 месяца назад +2

      it's alr ryanair...

    • @janioroblox
      @janioroblox 3 месяца назад

      Yes

    • @lolo9love381
      @lolo9love381 Месяц назад +2

      And Emirates: YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!

  • @firthm2
    @firthm2 10 месяцев назад +285

    The pilots deserve a medal. Gave the passengers the ride of their life and the plane didnt even break apart

    • @johngallagher912
      @johngallagher912 10 месяцев назад +8

      Pilots died after first flip.

    • @iviewthetube
      @iviewthetube 10 месяцев назад +9

      Yes, and it was awarded the most insane carnival ride of the year.

    • @wilmz291
      @wilmz291 10 месяцев назад +3

      😂👍👍

    • @normanthomas9065
      @normanthomas9065 10 месяцев назад +7

      The somersaults were probably the most impressive

    • @GOAT_EDITZEFC
      @GOAT_EDITZEFC 10 месяцев назад +12

      BC ITS A GAME USE YOUR COMMON SENCE

  • @papipe291
    @papipe291 5 месяцев назад +6

    RyanAir: Sorry Your Landing Is Still Very Smooth We Can't Hire You :(

  • @rajdeepbarman4905
    @rajdeepbarman4905 6 месяцев назад +6

    Ryanair's most advanced and flexible plane till date who doesn't needs any landing gear to land 👍😌

  • @Frederik_17
    @Frederik_17 Год назад +511

    Bro really did a Cobra in a 737💀 damn these Ryanair pilots are skilled

    • @rls1438
      @rls1438 11 месяцев назад +15

      they pulled a Cob🅱️ruh

    • @keith0keith01
      @keith0keith01 11 месяцев назад +7

      “Boing 737”

    • @jffstick1102
      @jffstick1102 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@keith0keith01”boeing 737”

    • @keith0keith01
      @keith0keith01 11 месяцев назад +11

      @@jffstick1102 its a boeing when its not ryanair but its a boing when its ryanair

    • @ceoofgettingnobitches2021
      @ceoofgettingnobitches2021 11 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@jffstick1102hell nah he didnt get the joke

  • @actuallydaleruzbekov
    @actuallydaleruzbekov Год назад +70

    “Thank you for dying with Ryanair”

    • @Adam_S0612gg
      @Adam_S0612gg 10 месяцев назад +5

      💀💀

    • @joshkizurchin
      @joshkizurchin 10 месяцев назад +5

      💀 💀 💀

    • @trainstracks2221
      @trainstracks2221 8 месяцев назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @kinggamer_15
      @kinggamer_15 7 месяцев назад +3

      💀💀💀💀

    • @captain007x
      @captain007x 7 месяцев назад +3

      Ryanair has one of the best safety records and has had no fatalities. Maybe you should stop the childish nonsense.

  • @adamlin-sm3io
    @adamlin-sm3io 3 месяца назад +3

    a true Ryanair landing 💀

  • @Mustafa_Aviationer14
    @Mustafa_Aviationer14 Месяц назад +2

    The passengers:💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @baporxx5733
    @baporxx5733 7 месяцев назад +83

    "Ladies and gentlemen.....BRACE FOR IMPAC....I MEAN BRACE FOR LANDING!!" 😂😂

  • @lorenzoreyes4832
    @lorenzoreyes4832 6 месяцев назад +212

    This is what happens when Denzel doesn't stop drinking and flying!😂

  • @KenzySlaysAgain
    @KenzySlaysAgain 4 месяца назад +2

    Bro did the cobra💀💀💀

  • @Mcsussyches
    @Mcsussyches 2 месяца назад +2

    We love the SU-27 cobra landing with a 737

  • @FlyLeah
    @FlyLeah 11 месяцев назад +744

    737 cobra doesn’t exist
    737 cobra:

    • @dmytronevzgodov6349
      @dmytronevzgodov6349 11 месяцев назад +2

      Диктаторская кобра

    • @mikeg5238
      @mikeg5238 11 месяцев назад

      Cobra kinda requires u to be able to recover after dumping speed smartass

    • @RedGoji
      @RedGoji 11 месяцев назад +3

      69th like

    • @Amen-Magi
      @Amen-Magi 10 месяцев назад

      Most ufo

    • @yuvinperera89
      @yuvinperera89 10 месяцев назад +1

      U.S Air force requests ir location...

  • @DUTCHMTB462
    @DUTCHMTB462 Год назад +372

    That was way too smooth for Ryanair 😂

  • @aayushshanker4340
    @aayushshanker4340 6 месяцев назад +1

    Ryanair pilots are so skilled they can do a cobra manuever and do aerobatics like those jumping atheletes

  • @BetterEveryDay696
    @BetterEveryDay696 6 месяцев назад +1

    Very graceful, looked almost like an Olympic gymnast at the end there

  • @paultierneydontshootme_imj4713
    @paultierneydontshootme_imj4713 10 месяцев назад +155

    The pilot needs a raise.
    No borken windows and not even a scratch on the paint.
    The plane was ready for the next flight in 15 minutes.

    • @christianhoffman7407
      @christianhoffman7407 10 месяцев назад +1

      I'll never understand why people straight up rip off other peoples comments and copy them. Some times, the really lazy ones, it is verbatim - you put a tiny bit of effort and paraphrased but the sentiment is identical. Nine days ago firthm2 said "The pilots deserve a medal. Gave the passengers the ride of their life and the plane didnt even break apart", then 5 days later you plagiarized it. Is it for likes? Do you not realize everyone can see what you did? Its not a big deal - either way, just like it is no big deal if you don't have anything clever to post but copying just makes you look silly.

    • @Dgacha1306
      @Dgacha1306 10 месяцев назад

      Bro

    • @stmemes9236
      @stmemes9236 10 месяцев назад

      Yes bro it's really flexible airplan and it's only plane crash proof in world

    • @PremSingh-vl8pf
      @PremSingh-vl8pf 9 месяцев назад

      That's because it's a fake video.

    • @bobertorcontagious
      @bobertorcontagious 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@PremSingh-vl8pfr/wooosh

  • @3abbosi
    @3abbosi 8 месяцев назад +367

    When the pilot says "ladies & gentlemen please put your seatbelts on for landing"... he's not messing around!

  • @MasterChief-yh5db
    @MasterChief-yh5db 6 месяцев назад +3

    Ryanair be hiring retired F-22 pilots.

  • @Gaareth249
    @Gaareth249 2 месяца назад +1

    Emirates: you are fired FOREVER!!
    Ryanair: make this guy the f**cking CEO!

  • @spreddyreds9408
    @spreddyreds9408 6 месяцев назад +37

    90% of our passengers arrived at the hospital, the remaining were Buried.😂

    • @hbtrivedi
      @hbtrivedi 6 месяцев назад +2

      90% of our passengers were buried quietly and 10% are in hospital...😆😆😂😂🤣🤣😂

    • @outhere8690
      @outhere8690 6 месяцев назад

      That read hilariously to me 😂

    • @Ontiming2023
      @Ontiming2023 6 месяцев назад

      What’s joke ? What’s Ryan air

  • @ChinoGomez0524
    @ChinoGomez0524 6 месяцев назад +163

    F-22 Raptor: I can do cobra maneuver
    Ryanair: Hold my beer🍺

  • @Aaron-uo7tt
    @Aaron-uo7tt 6 месяцев назад +1

    Ryanair's commitment in cost cutting techniques like opting out on dissent flaps and with saver 1000.00's usd by no longer need 8 sets of hydrologic lines, actuators, valve, psi readouts and levers. That savings are directly passed on to you customers as a thank you. We look forward to new cost cutting techniques in the near future and our updated waivers shall be amended to reflect our greatest savings ever.

  • @dnoel11
    @dnoel11 6 месяцев назад +1

    "Ryanair, low fares, low survival rates"

  • @teecheanggraheni5593
    @teecheanggraheni5593 8 месяцев назад +422

    "Last year over 90% of our passengers have brain damage"💀

    • @CAPTAIN_TESHIN
      @CAPTAIN_TESHIN 7 месяцев назад +5

      Lol😂

    • @blaizonyt
      @blaizonyt 7 месяцев назад +6

      Last year over 90% our our passengers broke there skull

    • @ann-annelentorio6312
      @ann-annelentorio6312 7 месяцев назад +5

      Airplanes in Ohio be like:

    • @vietdao8090
      @vietdao8090 7 месяцев назад +3

      Last year over 90% of our pilots lost brainchild on how to not have a hard landing

    • @CLT_Yudhis_10
      @CLT_Yudhis_10 7 месяцев назад +2

      Last year over 90% of our passengers have brain cancer 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @TedMcK
    @TedMcK 11 месяцев назад +416

    This plane would win gold medals for gymnastic in the aviation olympics 😂
    edit: Mum Look ! 277 likes and 6 comments!

    • @JamesBond-bj7wc
      @JamesBond-bj7wc 10 месяцев назад +5

      🤣🤣ахахах

    • @adav5533
      @adav5533 10 месяцев назад +5

      I was not expecting the flips, double flips 🤗😂

    • @johncheetham4607
      @johncheetham4607 10 месяцев назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @MG-pw7jp
      @MG-pw7jp 10 месяцев назад +3

      😅😅😂😂😂😂

    • @marcossousa2493
      @marcossousa2493 10 месяцев назад +2

      Yes 😅😅😅😅

  • @Davyjones777yt
    @Davyjones777yt 6 месяцев назад +1

    Ryanair has underrated pilots. They can do a cobra into a front flip

  • @adamlin-sm3io
    @adamlin-sm3io 3 месяца назад +2

    7 year old: what is landing
    Ryanair: You’re Hired

  • @GBU09
    @GBU09 6 месяцев назад +58

    Ryanair is a proud member of the Olympics, join us for the ride of your life 🎉😂

  • @Wolfgodmak
    @Wolfgodmak 6 месяцев назад +78

    Tower: “Cleared to land on Runway.”
    Pilot: “Cleared to do a flip on Runway. Got it.”

    • @danielkover7157
      @danielkover7157 6 месяцев назад +4

      Tower: No! I said clear the runway!! 😂

    • @jaybrezzy910
      @jaybrezzy910 6 месяцев назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @LxmonAddict
      @LxmonAddict 6 месяцев назад +2

      The fire team over there like: OH well at least the engine didn't explode- *engine explodes* Ah fu-

  • @Arandomguyonyoutube16
    @Arandomguyonyoutube16 3 месяца назад +1

    a Ryanair pilot be like:
    Landing: 3%
    Cobra: 97%

  • @Aelsenaer
    @Aelsenaer 7 месяцев назад +198

    That has to be one of the smoothest landings of a Ryanair flight.

    • @ytdozesan4368
      @ytdozesan4368 6 месяцев назад +2

      Inflatable plane, relax! 😂👍😎

    • @abdulazizhawsah9884
      @abdulazizhawsah9884 6 месяцев назад +2

      Yes they should use this for advertisement 😂😂😂

  • @sztojanbarna
    @sztojanbarna Год назад +594

    Well at least it arrived on time :'D

  • @AverageCommenter90
    @AverageCommenter90 2 месяца назад +1

    Alot of people didnt know but, most ryanair pilots used to do air combat missions, thats why you may see your ryanair taxxing / taking off like an F-15

  • @Aviation_Poland
    @Aviation_Poland 6 месяцев назад +2

    I did not know that Ryanair can preform a cobra maneuver 💀💀💀

  • @DGG2.0
    @DGG2.0 11 месяцев назад +214

    The other 10% did not make it💀

  • @dorianpopovic7457
    @dorianpopovic7457 Год назад +210

    Last year, over 90% of our passengers broke their spine during the landing

    • @Joshua-mj7dk
      @Joshua-mj7dk Год назад +5

      R.I.P TO ALL THEM PASINGERS

    • @JontyFarty
      @JontyFarty Год назад +2

      “Hah, Amateur”

    • @Boss_Tanaka
      @Boss_Tanaka 11 месяцев назад +4

      The first time they broke my spine
      The 2nd time they broke my wheelchair

    • @braydenbarnhart344
      @braydenbarnhart344 11 месяцев назад +2

      They broke my 💀

    • @dmytronevzgodov6349
      @dmytronevzgodov6349 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@Boss_Tanaka😂😂😂😂

  • @Avinfo720
    @Avinfo720 5 месяцев назад +2

    Ryanair: **does 7 backflips on landing and done a cobra manuver and is confirmed to become a fighter jet**

  • @eamonia
    @eamonia 6 месяцев назад +1

    The realism is astonishing. Just as good as the real movies these days.

  • @muhammadrameez1842
    @muhammadrameez1842 6 месяцев назад +30

    Pilots be like: " Hey, lets try that Titanic Pose...😂😂"

  • @mymemesguide4231
    @mymemesguide4231 Год назад +191

    bro pulled cobra maneuver on 737💀

    • @maiatarrant
      @maiatarrant Год назад

      💀💀💀💀

    • @layfu8126
      @layfu8126 Год назад

      💀💀💀💀I think if I was in thwre I would die.

    • @John-qv5ux
      @John-qv5ux Год назад

      Glorious Su-737SM3 can cobra to gain advantage in dogfight. Checkmate, westoids!
      (NOTE: Do not actually do a cobra, the Sidewinder will not be impressed).

    • @Villyson743
      @Villyson743 11 месяцев назад

      Bro hit a 777 vertical

  • @user-matt-QF19
    @user-matt-QF19 5 месяцев назад +3

    Thank you for flying with Ryanair last year over 90% of our customers flew to hell
    everybody:
    😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😰😰😰😰😰😰😰

  • @87karolino
    @87karolino 6 месяцев назад +35

    Thanos:Im inevitable
    Ryanair:Me too
    😂

  • @chrisjenkins203
    @chrisjenkins203 6 месяцев назад +57

    Ryanair: The place where Southwest is considered an “Upgrade to 1st Class”

  • @BlueLightningHawk
    @BlueLightningHawk 6 месяцев назад +11

    I came back after seeing this multiple times months ago, still laughing my ass off today.

  • @railfannerguyy
    @railfannerguyy Месяц назад +1

    No way that they managed to literally cobra a ryanair plane along with a double frontflip then do a nosewheelie and then corkscrew and after that do a wheelie. Thats what i call a professional pilot.

  • @Zayde_Yuzey
    @Zayde_Yuzey 7 месяцев назад +24

    Ryanair won the Olympics 🥇

  • @veritasestlux
    @veritasestlux 10 месяцев назад +87

    Ryanair's pilots just re-imagined the landing experience 💀

  • @Vexiffy
    @Vexiffy 24 дня назад +1

    Bro Ryanair pilots be like : um. How do you land I don’t think we got taught right lol

  • @TheGuyWithTheSniper
    @TheGuyWithTheSniper 4 месяца назад +5

    RyanAir: "Last year, over 90% of our flights arrived on time."
    Aeroflot: "Last year, over 90% of our flights arrived."

  • @frostynick4226
    @frostynick4226 10 месяцев назад +27

    Ryanair pilots are so skilled they made fighter jet maneuvers with a 737

  • @XYZSander
    @XYZSander 7 месяцев назад +59

    The pilots are so skilled that they even do a 360 and their passengers come out a gem

    • @johonso414
      @johonso414 7 месяцев назад

      I swear😂😂😅

    • @michealortiz3350
      @michealortiz3350 6 месяцев назад +1

      You do realize this is fake right?

  • @hockeyfanvr
    @hockeyfanvr 3 месяца назад +1

    ryanair be winning the gymnastics gold medal in the olympics frfr😭😭💀💀

  • @TaylorsVersion1989Longtime
    @TaylorsVersion1989Longtime 26 дней назад +1

    Spirit: planes can’t spin!
    Ryanair: 💀

  • @RockSPAircraft
    @RockSPAircraft Год назад +345

    Landing 10/10
    Gymnastics landing tricks 10/10

    • @aviation1014
      @aviation1014 Год назад +5

      Lol

    • @Chicken9625
      @Chicken9625 Год назад +4

      2 comments? 69 likes? Let me change it for you

    • @Kittyclubgaming
      @Kittyclubgaming Год назад +6

      YEAH THATS SO TRUE MHM WOW THERE DO COOOL 😆😆. Jk

    • @kyosubari
      @kyosubari Год назад +3

      Bro meant landing 0/10 and gymnastics 1000000000000/10

    • @dogethedog704
      @dogethedog704 Год назад +3

      ​@@Chicken9625why 69😂

  • @tropocal2343
    @tropocal2343 7 месяцев назад +165

    *"Our new inflatable jet liners don't just get you there, we have the funnest landings."*

    • @flordeipe4275
      @flordeipe4275 7 месяцев назад +4

      Misericórdia, kkk

    • @theyfwauggie_99
      @theyfwauggie_99 7 месяцев назад +2

      NAH😂 ROLLING ON MY FLOOR LAUGHING 😂

    • @xandinhu10
      @xandinhu10 7 месяцев назад

      Kkkkkkk

    • @user-if8ty8lq8s
      @user-if8ty8lq8s 6 месяцев назад

      Американские горки отдыхают!

  • @Ilfovball
    @Ilfovball Месяц назад +1

    “Ryanair, no fears”bro we have no fears☠️

  • @bertrandrussellmendoza8507
    @bertrandrussellmendoza8507 4 месяца назад +2

    The pilot:hehehe😈😈
    The passengers:😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

  • @Petervan789
    @Petervan789 8 месяцев назад +40

    The atc:🤔
    Ryanair passengers:💀

  • @fulcrum_9162
    @fulcrum_9162 Год назад +88

    I laughed my ass off when that 737 did a fucking cobra maneuver

  • @walids
    @walids 6 месяцев назад +1

    Spirit Airlines: Say no more.
    Frontier: Hold my beer.

  • @classiccasualgaming
    @classiccasualgaming День назад

    Ladies and gentlemen, we are experiencing a little turbulence.

  • @extremebeastreaction6245
    @extremebeastreaction6245 Год назад +199

    Fun fact: Ryanair has never had a fatality in its 37 years

    • @thebaseballcow2024
      @thebaseballcow2024 11 месяцев назад +15

      Hard to believe but ok

    • @xerxeslv
      @xerxeslv 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@thebaseballcow2024Check google. If they would have any, i am pretty sure it would be near impossible to hide it. So yeah, very impressive.
      A bit scary statistically speaking tho...

    • @AstrocandyTV
      @AstrocandyTV 11 месяцев назад +43

      No, they just murder happiness.

    • @RaccooniusIII
      @RaccooniusIII 10 месяцев назад +7

      Cope harder 😂

    • @mysteriouslyunknownperson5221
      @mysteriouslyunknownperson5221 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@RaccooniusIIITheir actually correct, search it up if u don't believe it.

  • @snowball5166
    @snowball5166 Год назад +21

    Ryanair: We envented when we land we do gymnastics tricks

  • @Sky_Siege
    @Sky_Siege 2 месяца назад +1

    Bro broke Physics

  • @colonelclank
    @colonelclank 6 месяцев назад +1

    Only airline I've ever been on where everyone gets quiet during landing. Then when land, everyone applauses like we weren't supposed to land safely.

  • @NLGLightz
    @NLGLightz 9 месяцев назад +16

    ‘’Terrain Terrain, Pull up. Skkrrrrrrrrrrrt Stall Stall’’😂😂

  • @billcarpenter5615
    @billcarpenter5615 10 месяцев назад +120

    Last year over 10% of our passengers made it home alive.

    • @olgaexplores3732
      @olgaexplores3732 10 месяцев назад +2

      😂

    • @mvdwillik5991
      @mvdwillik5991 10 месяцев назад +1

      what happen to the 90%people that did not make it save on time. Did they die through the trix of Army pillots they do? For if a pilot fly like that. Pilots can take that but not all passengers can. If I fly because it is low fare. so it is looking at this pilot sure how many died during such. I would try such not when I go I want to know my Pilot know GOD so he can fly through evil enemy then he can miss bullets or demon territory. Or else I climb abouard not to return but as corps.

    • @mvdwillik5991
      @mvdwillik5991 10 месяцев назад

      I think you must rethink your advertisement. For I do not think it is funny. neither humorisk. One must not fear climbing on a pline

    • @raymondschricker8040
      @raymondschricker8040 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@mvdwillik5991, they may have been compensated by being issued
      Frequent Dyer Miles.

    • @steffenrosmus9177
      @steffenrosmus9177 10 месяцев назад

      And the remainig 10 % were killed on the 90 kilometer Road Trip from Frankfurt Hahn to Frankfurt City or from the other similar located "metropol" airports in Europe like Glasgow Prestwick, Roma Fulmicino......😂😂😂😂

  • @laylamohamed3849
    @laylamohamed3849 День назад +1

    Plane:🕺
    Pasengers:💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
    Pilot: 👩‍✈️👨‍✈️wow we landed perfectly 😂

  • @Overthink360
    @Overthink360 6 месяцев назад +2

    BRO HAS BROKED THE GEAR

    • @lolo9love381
      @lolo9love381 Месяц назад +1

      Don't worry the plane are flexible

  • @uenoe233tatrkbussid
    @uenoe233tatrkbussid Год назад +76

    Thank you for flying R Y A N A I R
    RYANAIR: * Repeats a Barrel Roll from Star Fox *

  • @lpips3703
    @lpips3703 11 месяцев назад +213

    smoothest ryanair landing ever

    • @Riz-Khan
      @Riz-Khan 10 месяцев назад +3

      Sponsored by Ryan Gosling

    • @TedMcK
      @TedMcK 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@Riz-Khan😂😂

  • @Kngkat
    @Kngkat 6 месяцев назад +1

    Ahahahaha i laughed so hard. The girl talking combined with this video clip had me losing it!

  • @scottlewis8681
    @scottlewis8681 7 месяцев назад +20

    Thanks for flying with us. 90% of our passengers arrived after our plane landed.

    • @anneconway1717
      @anneconway1717 7 месяцев назад +2

      Crying 🤣😂🤣

    • @olb5891
      @olb5891 7 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @anneconway1717
      @anneconway1717 6 месяцев назад

      Hilarious, one of the best responses! 😂

  • @user-yv3el2iv4y
    @user-yv3el2iv4y 6 месяцев назад +73

    Gentlemen, the pilot asks you to fasten your seat belts, the plane is ready to land😅

    • @tricksforlife8827
      @tricksforlife8827 Месяц назад

      "You better have it on because we will not just cobra, but also flip the plane!(You are in a movie)"

  • @NicholasDaire
    @NicholasDaire 10 дней назад +1

    Pilot gaining Aura

  • @leosmcchannel9565
    @leosmcchannel9565 4 месяца назад +1

    Ryanair never fails to make me laugh

  • @N30m3g4
    @N30m3g4 10 месяцев назад +45

    “Alright passengers please fasten your restraints as we are about to experience some minor turbulence”

    • @zach11241
      @zach11241 10 месяцев назад

      It’s going to feel like we’re running over a bunch of minors.....
      Bounce, bounce, bounce

    • @shovelknight9417
      @shovelknight9417 10 месяцев назад +1

      I thought restraints were on a rollercoaster though- ;-;

    • @sizemorekipruto9272
      @sizemorekipruto9272 10 месяцев назад +1

      Turbulencias that we make 90% of the Time. Thanks.

  • @x0_raynefeathrexx0912
    @x0_raynefeathrexx0912 Год назад +21

    If I saw a Ryanair do a backflip trying to land I wouldn’t be surprised

  • @Forgod224
    @Forgod224 2 дня назад

    "Last year over 90% of our passengers broke their ankles and the 10% hit their head"💀