Ralph Cifaretto talking too much - The Sopranos HD

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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024

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  • @phoxal
    @phoxal 4 года назад +4329

    Vito: "I know how to keep my mouth shut"
    Ralph: "Unless, of course, there's a security guard around"

    • @michaelfletcher481
      @michaelfletcher481 4 года назад +82

      @Phoxal Best fucking comment on here!! 😂😂😂😂

    • @casualobserver2380
      @casualobserver2380 4 года назад +8

      What am I missing here?

    • @phoxal
      @phoxal 4 года назад +231

      @@casualobserver2380 Vito greasing the Union

    • @michaelfletcher481
      @michaelfletcher481 4 года назад +71

      @@casualobserver2380 Vito was caught giving a "B.J." to a security guard at a construction site. That's the joke.

    • @Sirxchrish
      @Sirxchrish 4 года назад +105

      SUNAVAHBITCH!!!!!

  • @bigal5921
    @bigal5921 6 лет назад +3695

    Vito desperately unwraps the box of chocolates and throws the wrapper on top of his paralyzed brother

    •  4 года назад +3

      Some funny shit there.

    • @JR-iu8yl
      @JR-iu8yl 4 года назад +76

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @slimshreder
      @slimshreder 4 года назад +198

      I just woke up my girlfriend from laughing at this comment.

    • @troydixon2722
      @troydixon2722 3 года назад +3

      @@JR-iu8yl bizarre jr is that u ?

    • @starcrafter13terran
      @starcrafter13terran 3 года назад +111

      He was eyeing it since they put it on the bed.

  • @Baresi-Unico-Capitano
    @Baresi-Unico-Capitano 4 года назад +1591

    Almost incredible how long Ralphie survived. Whether he couldn't help or just somehow thought he was untouchable, the man did everything to piss everyone off.

    • @Luxarium
      @Luxarium 3 года назад +51

      He was such a gas character tbh

    • @masterexploder9668
      @masterexploder9668 3 года назад +211

      Ralph was only alive because he was absolutely excellent earner, but Tony didn't kill him due to rational reasons like money, respect or anything like that. It was over a horse (and a bit over that whoah Tracy).

    • @REDEEMERWOLF
      @REDEEMERWOLF 3 года назад +168

      @@masterexploder9668 Tony killed him because Ralph offered him eggs instead of beef and sausage by the carload

    • @Raeqwon17
      @Raeqwon17 3 года назад +60

      It was the *FUCKING* coke.

    • @JaCrispy2000
      @JaCrispy2000 3 года назад +22

      He was the best earner

  • @TenSecondSongs
    @TenSecondSongs 3 года назад +941

    Go to the ear, nose and TROAT department.

  • @atm97ify
    @atm97ify 9 лет назад +2306

    Its funny how Jackie Jr. is comforting Vito, the man who would later murder him.

    • @ledflaplin2001
      @ledflaplin2001 6 лет назад +344

      atm97ify well if that's Vito's Brother in the hospital and Jackie Jr is his cousin. Vito whacked his own Cousin. Didn't really put that together until now.

    • @Nash9r
      @Nash9r 6 лет назад +205

      But in the other hand: They call everybody cousin.

    • @brocklanders8760
      @brocklanders8760 6 лет назад +143

      And Ralf is saved from getting an ass whooping by the guy who beats him to death

    • @superstarreviews9937
      @superstarreviews9937 6 лет назад +261

      Really think about this though. Chrissy was Tony's nephew/cousin who Tony killed, Adriana was Tony's niece in law,who he ordered the hit on! Who was also Jackie aprile Sr and Richie apriles niece! Richie aprile was Tony's brother in law to be,who was killed by Tony's sister Janet! Jackie aprile Jr,was dating meadow soprano,Tony's daughter, was also Christopher's cousin! And Rosalie's son,who was engaged to Ralph at the time! Jackie Jr was clipped by his own cousin,for shooting at his own cousin! Ordered by the guy who's with his mother! Who then goes back and sleeps with her,after killing her kid! Vito's brother is beaten almost to death by Bobby bacalas God so,who then gets killed by his own god father! Tony blandetto is Tony's cousin,who kills Billy leotardo,so Tony in turn kills his own cousin again! Phil leotardo then kills Vito who again is his cousin. Then Tony orders the hit on Phil leotardo! Lol almost everyone somehow someway is related in the equation! And none of them think twice,to kill there own family!!

    • @The_Big_Dawg
      @The_Big_Dawg 6 лет назад +56

      Tic Tack - Chrissy was Carmella’s cousin. Not a blood relative of Tony’s.

  • @vishalpuri2114
    @vishalpuri2114 8 лет назад +884

    those last 20 seconds is why sopranos is the greatest show

    • @kathconserv
      @kathconserv 5 лет назад +4

      vishal puri exactly.

    • @davidstevens3934
      @davidstevens3934 5 лет назад +8

      Minutiae

    • @chaser451
      @chaser451 5 лет назад +28

      I don't know wtf is it that makes that ending part to the scene so satisfying lmao

    • @jakep1979
      @jakep1979 3 года назад +15

      @@chaser451 It just shows what kind of people are they, bunch of vermins whose life is always surrounded by violence and food.

    • @ianiello
      @ianiello 3 года назад +9

      @@jakep1979 as long as there is food.

  • @marqueswilliams345
    @marqueswilliams345 7 лет назад +2781

    The box of chocolates never stood a chance

    • @alsmith7392
      @alsmith7392 6 лет назад +44

      Forrest Gump was seen roaming the halls of the hospital......

    • @brynjones6519
      @brynjones6519 6 лет назад +58

      hahaha checking him as theyre eating to make sure he's still in a coma

    • @Garrett1974
      @Garrett1974 6 лет назад +4

      You never know what you're gonna get... lmao

    • @MrStaano
      @MrStaano 6 лет назад +31

      Life is like a sopranos episode......

    • @alexfurnas1263
      @alexfurnas1263 6 лет назад +2

      +MrStaano fuck man it really is

  • @LorencHoxha
    @LorencHoxha 9 лет назад +1612

    It's funny how Vito tries to be classy for half a second and handing the chocolates to his associates, then loses his patience and start grabbing them as if he hadn't eaten for months

    • @chrisgodlaproductions3106
      @chrisgodlaproductions3106 6 лет назад +94

      RetroGuy76 eating disorder, dis order of fries, dis order of chicken wings lolol

    • @ingleringlet-snipps3rd449
      @ingleringlet-snipps3rd449 6 лет назад +34

      When you are that obese, basically you are constantly eating. I had a friend like that, and he would ALWAYS have food around....pizza from Dominoes, can of coca cola, etc.

    • @xjusticex2013x
      @xjusticex2013x 6 лет назад +17

      Vito's fate was sealed right then and there.

    • @ingleringlet-snipps3rd449
      @ingleringlet-snipps3rd449 6 лет назад +33

      No, his fate was sealed after he was caught dead to rights in a men's club holding the hand of a guy in leather.

    • @jakep1979
      @jakep1979 6 лет назад +8

      Fucking parade float!

  • @novelchaser3556
    @novelchaser3556 3 года назад +160

    Vito is a master at opening that box of chocolates. He knew exactly where to tear the plastic.

  • @rocknrollstar2798
    @rocknrollstar2798 9 лет назад +2719

    Lol Ralph wasn't always likeable but he had some real zingers hahaha

    • @frankiekettrick5606
      @frankiekettrick5606 6 лет назад +10

      Spencer Hill facts

    • @jamesroboyle
      @jamesroboyle 6 лет назад +81

      Some of the best zingers throughout the entire series without question.

    • @colderplasma
      @colderplasma 5 лет назад +129

      He was a funny prick that Ralph

    • @mwiinga6052
      @mwiinga6052 5 лет назад +14

      Frankie Kettrick I still watch his compilation clips 😂😂😂

    • @rubberchix
      @rubberchix 5 лет назад +61

      he was doing a lot of coke

  • @blueshirt06
    @blueshirt06 9 лет назад +1144

    Paulie the cheapskate brings a box of Whitmans sampler and you know it was in the 65% off bin

    • @edsmelser2970
      @edsmelser2970 9 лет назад +29

      +blueshirt06 LOL for sure just like that discount beer he bought Tony!

    • @EbenezarGold
      @EbenezarGold 8 лет назад +28

      +Ed Smelser But then he gets Carmela like some crazy $400 Espresso maker.

    • @blueshirt06
      @blueshirt06 8 лет назад +79

      ***** You're right he did, but that espresso maker most likely fell off of the back of some truck, it wasn't bought retail

    • @zackwood8282
      @zackwood8282 8 лет назад +15

      +Ebenezar Probably stole it some a cafe

    • @michaelmazzaccarojr5257
      @michaelmazzaccarojr5257 8 лет назад +87

      Pauly stole that box of Whitmans out of another patients room. Pauly is the most ruthless, cheapest gangster as they come. Him robbing his mothers friends money from the mattress, proved it.

  • @GrandMoffTarkinsTeaDispenser
    @GrandMoffTarkinsTeaDispenser 5 лет назад +2670

    There was nothing the chocolate box could have done, they were made men, and the box wasn't.

  • @SawBlood45
    @SawBlood45 5 лет назад +362

    When Vito was always talkin about making Mustang Sally bleed from his ass, who knew that's what he meant

    • @JahBronee
      @JahBronee 3 года назад +43

      Patsy laughing in the background lol

    • @troydixon2722
      @troydixon2722 3 года назад

      Damn

    • @mrclean6379
      @mrclean6379 3 года назад +1

      @@JahBronee I didn't know Patsy knew bout Vito yet.

    • @JahBronee
      @JahBronee 3 года назад +7

      @@mrclean6379 he didn't. I was adding him in because of the "greasing the union" bit above.

    • @TeddyOG
      @TeddyOG 3 года назад +1

      Not to mention having a piece of Johnny's hotcakes. Just kidding, he wanted the whole stack!

  • @beevee9480
    @beevee9480 3 года назад +167

    It's nice Paulie noticed that Jackie Jr. had some hearing issues and referred him to an ENT doctor.

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv Год назад +1

      He's always thinking of others

    • @porkins_jr719
      @porkins_jr719 Год назад +1

      ENT..Ear, nose, and TROUT

  • @enokdnb7388
    @enokdnb7388 2 года назад +63

    That delivery of "Mmm-unless of course there's a salami sandwich around" lmfao. The timing, the delivery, the setup, being nonchalant..

  • @erolish
    @erolish 11 лет назад +415

    Vito was so excited to open that box lol

    • @JimmyNeutron187
      @JimmyNeutron187 6 лет назад +18

      He thought it was a shinebox, thats why

    • @Starwithnonname
      @Starwithnonname 6 лет назад +19

      A box full of chocolates was the only box Vito ever opened.

    • @AngelTechno
      @AngelTechno 5 лет назад +2

      Right, fat ass fuck he was. lol

    • @valeriebursiaga8820
      @valeriebursiaga8820 4 года назад

      I kno right, Mediforicaly Speaking it would take me a yr to open that box,, hungry, hungry, Vito open that shit like nothing...😠😠😠😠😠

    • @hanklesacks
      @hanklesacks 3 года назад +3

      @@AngelTechno fucking parade float

  • @ctwwtc8761
    @ctwwtc8761 3 года назад +93

    The guy in the coma outlived
    Ralphie, Gigi, Eugene, Vito and Jackie Jr lol

    • @lesROKnoobz
      @lesROKnoobz 3 года назад +15

      Tony as well

    • @jerry85g7
      @jerry85g7 3 года назад +2

      So true lol

    • @faisalkamal4319
      @faisalkamal4319 2 года назад

      We actually saw him when Vito talkin' to tone before Shah of shinebox shoved a chalked pool que

    • @altair227
      @altair227 Год назад +1

      @@lesROKnoobz never died in the show he just left.

    • @JakeTwist
      @JakeTwist 9 месяцев назад

      Who was that

  • @CJW0056
    @CJW0056 6 лет назад +147

    Anyone else come to RUclips to see the hilarious comments about scenes from other fans? Lol, hilarious comments on practically every video.

    • @dtraversodt
      @dtraversodt 4 года назад

      Always lmaooo

    • @BoqPrecision
      @BoqPrecision 4 года назад +2

      Sometimes the scene ends while I'm busy scrolling down and laughing and i need to refresh to actually watch it

    • @jacobvieira1338
      @jacobvieira1338 4 года назад +4

      Check out borkos videos, those comments are wild lmaoo

    • @pnoon315
      @pnoon315 3 года назад +2

      You posted this 2 years ago.....that's how long I've been laughing at the sopranos comment section 🤣

    • @APAstronaut333
      @APAstronaut333 3 года назад

      It’s my bread and butter

  • @alikhawar6506
    @alikhawar6506 9 лет назад +461

    Man, its the little things about this show that make it so great. Notice how Paulie waits for everyone to be present and slowly, casually presents the Whitman's. Wanting everyone to see, the little details that made up each character in the show are what made this show untouchable. Paulie was a greedy, blood leeching burn out, just watch the scene.

    • @pavelbrodskiy7216
      @pavelbrodskiy7216 8 лет назад +63

      +Ali Khawar Wow, good catch. Paulie really was a weasel. In a way he was trying to say "Look at what a good guy I am" while gossiping about Tony to Johnny Sack

    • @The_Big_Dawg
      @The_Big_Dawg 6 лет назад +11

      Ali Khawar - yeah, that’s like pointing out it was you who put the $5 note on the church collection plate, while everybody else is putting $1 on 😂

    • @688Michal
      @688Michal 5 лет назад +17

      Look at the bright sight, he could've brought nothing.

    • @dtraversodt
      @dtraversodt 5 лет назад +3

      688Michal or Paulie could have eaten some before leaving up for grabs

    • @mikerusso703
      @mikerusso703 5 лет назад +6

      Could've said nothing, been a cold hearted prick

  • @justinhopper5941
    @justinhopper5941 4 года назад +379

    It’s funny that Vitos brother was the only one to end up surviving of all those 5 guys in the room in the last frame...Everyone else died.

    • @earthstock
      @earthstock 3 года назад +9

      Paulie?

    • @nozislam
      @nozislam 3 года назад +59

      @@earthstock Paulie wasn't in the last frame.

    • @thoughtbubble3010
      @thoughtbubble3010 3 года назад +43

      @@earthstock what're you? Fuckin' ray charles?

    • @yannickkhalil3355
      @yannickkhalil3355 3 года назад +1

      Who's the guy in the right?

    • @henrycruz4966
      @henrycruz4966 3 года назад +24

      @@yannickkhalil3355 Eugene he’s the one who hung him self

  • @wangflop
    @wangflop Год назад +19

    "Two minutes he's in charge and he's Lee Iococa." That's great writing. Iococa also known as the godfather of the Mustang. While they're talking about what to do with Mustang Sally. It's the little things like this that keeps me rewachting scenes from the Sopranos.

  • @spatzhawk
    @spatzhawk 10 лет назад +136

    so awesome how we constantly see guys and their future murderers together in scenes like this

  • @teresagomes6491
    @teresagomes6491 4 года назад +45

    Close your eyes and you hear Steve Buscemi, when Ralph talks.

    • @clawzx1195
      @clawzx1195 2 года назад +1

      Thats how i felt with mike wazowski from monsters inc i was genuinely surprised it wasnt him

  • @ML3180
    @ML3180 6 лет назад +72

    The more I watch Ralph, the more I realize that at one point or the other, he was going to get whacked. That the guy stayed around that long with that mouth of his is amazing really. His earning ability is probably the only thing that kept him alive that long.

    • @King710.
      @King710. Год назад

      Paulie was not any better, only difference is that Ralph is more loyal and funnier, Paulie is just a greasy slimeball

    • @Blodia1990
      @Blodia1990 Год назад +1

      🎯😂💯

    • @Emanuel-bm9vn
      @Emanuel-bm9vn Год назад +6

      @@Blodia1990 oh what are you, a vegetarian now? You eat beef and sausage by the carload

    • @7thsonofa7thson80
      @7thsonofa7thson80 Год назад +1

      And being tonys cousin didn't hurt and he was a made guy.

    • @schwenda3727
      @schwenda3727 Год назад

      And literally staring at a stranger that was damn near his very own assassin in an elevator while outta town and giving that same assassin a smartass remark literally seconds after the hit on his own ass was called off.

  • @pnpdynamic9720
    @pnpdynamic9720 3 года назад +31

    All of them eagerly sharing the Whitman's Chocolates at the end is pure genius writing and directing

  • @mntnbiker818
    @mntnbiker818 5 лет назад +19

    Oh, God, I love how Vito leads the charge in destroying the box of Whitman's at the end.

  • @alihandemiral7049
    @alihandemiral7049 3 года назад +149

    " with extreme fucking prejudice" what an epic line.

    • @whybecuzporque4655
      @whybecuzporque4655 3 года назад +10

      Apocalypse Now

    • @melotone3305
      @melotone3305 3 года назад +2

      I've only seen this program through the many clips on RUclips. And when I saw the a tor who delivered that line...it brought me right back to Law & Order. He often just delivered paperwork to the lieutenan. But he went crooked, had money issues.

    • @theninthheart4736
      @theninthheart4736 2 года назад +2

      That line wasn’t good at all, it was extremely forced

    • @scottmatheson3346
      @scottmatheson3346 Год назад

      ​@@theninthheart4736was it forced with extreme fuckin' prejudice?

    • @steveganfish7146
      @steveganfish7146 8 месяцев назад

      @@theninthheart4736What? Aren’t you a stunad

  • @alexmar9143
    @alexmar9143 4 года назад +65

    The noise that the pat Vito’s back makes soothes my anxiety

    • @schnozz87
      @schnozz87 3 года назад +13

      Like patting a really big lump of beef

  • @mr_earwig6477
    @mr_earwig6477 Год назад +51

    It's a small detail, but I love the way Tony reacts at 1:51. The expression genuinely tells a tale, you can see Tony's mind going over that crazy-sounding mess.

  • @ryanc6128
    @ryanc6128 9 лет назад +472

    The second Tony leave's they all stop pretending to care lol

    • @diegobareno5820
      @diegobareno5820 6 лет назад +5

      Is that what it was?

    • @jacobrubin3947
      @jacobrubin3947 6 лет назад +89

      I'm pretty sure Vito cares about his brother

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 6 лет назад +73

      Paulie brought the chocolates, they just waited for him to leave before they ate them. Not a lack of caring for the victim.

    • @ЭстебанПантера
      @ЭстебанПантера 5 лет назад +35

      The way Vito threw the box top on the guy as well.

    • @JFKjr-gp7lf
      @JFKjr-gp7lf 5 лет назад +5

      @@jacobrubin3947 1st to go for chocolate

  • @colinbellew3020
    @colinbellew3020 3 года назад +67

    “Better still,go to the ear nose and throat set and get your hearing checked” 😂😂😂😂

    • @Nicecatholicgirl
      @Nicecatholicgirl 3 года назад +1

      That was a threat. At least Jackie Jr. understood that .

  • @tiffles3890
    @tiffles3890 8 лет назад +32

    0:51 - "Just say the word ... "
    "Why don't you grab us some coffee..."
    lol, bitch, you got the word

    • @Enzgil
      @Enzgil 7 лет назад +1

      He wanted to be a tough guy... He just had to shut up, listen and do what he was told to do

  • @ulteriormotive1863
    @ulteriormotive1863 11 лет назад +50

    Two minutes in charge, he's fuckin' Lee Iacoca. LOL.

  • @joeytrimble1558
    @joeytrimble1558 5 лет назад +38

    "I know how to to keep my mouth shut" .. we asked the construction worker ..turns out that was a lie

    • @kathconserv
      @kathconserv 4 года назад +3

      Joey Trimble Hahahahahahha.

    • @Entropy__
      @Entropy__ 4 года назад +2

      Joey Trimble hahahahahahahahahaha

  • @lisaevans5316
    @lisaevans5316 9 лет назад +52

    The acting and delivery of dark humor jokes is/was amazing.
    I'm just now beginning to see and appreciate more of the grotesquely funny side of this show and the characters.

  • @lpr5269
    @lpr5269 9 лет назад +482

    Vito knows how to keep his mouth shut unless there's a salami sandwich around.

    • @DUGOUTinc
      @DUGOUTinc 8 лет назад +2

      +kyle m or a chicken!

    • @konundrum3678
      @konundrum3678 8 лет назад +17

      +Paul y How about a hard salami?

    • @Guns7469
      @Guns7469 8 лет назад +41

      or some Johnny cakes.

    • @realazduffman
      @realazduffman 8 лет назад +2

      +Paul y Talk about foreshadowing

    • @michaelmazzaccarojr5257
      @michaelmazzaccarojr5257 8 лет назад +3

      Vito likes Whitmens. Don't let Pauly see him eat that candy.

  • @frankiegino2324
    @frankiegino2324 10 лет назад +80

    "I brought em some whitman's."
    Still of Brian comatose

    • @mdd1963
      @mdd1963 3 года назад

      Never heard of Brian, but, with a little more character development...perhaps he'd have been my favorite! :)

    • @Grandtrunk
      @Grandtrunk 3 года назад

      Just the thing to give to someone comatose and intubated!

    • @mdd1963
      @mdd1963 3 года назад

      who is this 'Brian' you speak of...?

  • @phillipfry9765
    @phillipfry9765 6 лет назад +95

    Jackie didn’t say “my father.” Make a wish, guys.

    • @quackman
      @quackman 4 года назад +1

      still leaning on a family member though, just his cousin.

    • @jdolnick2741
      @jdolnick2741 3 года назад

      Or "I'm sorry".

    • @daveyjones4621
      @daveyjones4621 3 года назад +1

      don’t you know who his father was?

    • @faisalkamal4319
      @faisalkamal4319 2 года назад +1

      @@daveyjones4621 the golfer ? Us open

    • @dogfrosinos70
      @dogfrosinos70 Год назад

      Now let's see Paul Allen's father

  • @keefriff99
    @keefriff99 3 года назад +12

    The way Gigi whips around and says “What the fuck is wrong with you??” KILLS me.

  • @nuancolar7304
    @nuancolar7304 4 года назад +32

    Notice when he smarts off to Tony, Paulie is the first one in his face.

    • @castortroy7704
      @castortroy7704 4 года назад +13

      Because Paulie was an ass kisser.

    • @doompigg7403
      @doompigg7403 3 года назад +11

      @@castortroy7704 he's an enforcer. His job is literally to handle Tony's light work.

    • @360core6
      @360core6 3 года назад +2

      @@castortroy7704 hey hey hey. Don't talk about my uncle Paulie like that. He wasn't an ass kisser. He was just a tough guy.

    • @castortroy7704
      @castortroy7704 3 года назад +3

      @@doompigg7403 True. Paulie was a tough old bird. A good bruiser, experienced, sociopathic and ruthless killer and veteran enforcer. But a hypocrite. I hated Paulie but I'd root for him or Gigi against Ralphie in an old school one on one scrap. In a fair fight with just fists and no weapons I'd bet on Paulie or Gigi vs Ralphie. Both were bigger, stronger and better hand to hand bruisers with hands. Despised him too . Ralphie was a good, sneaky dirty brawler but straight up without a gun, weapons or his crew not shit really. Janice pushed him down a staircase. Needed Jackie Jr to batter the Arab businessman who had a bat to be fair. Ralphie was a psycho killer to the core but only actually used fists without a weapon or help battering a helpless pregnant girl. With unskilled but fatal punches. Wasn't so bad once put against Tony.

  • @GreatNewsVideo
    @GreatNewsVideo 10 лет назад +78

    Vito unwrapped that chocolate, if it was fudge he would have packed it instead.

    •  4 года назад +1

      Hey...clever.

    • @67marlins81
      @67marlins81 3 года назад

      @sneksnekitsasnek No but it looks like it made you stupid.

  • @stevelee3413
    @stevelee3413 8 лет назад +228

    I just realize Vito killed his cousin Jackie Jr

    • @barryselfon9023
      @barryselfon9023 6 лет назад +5

      That never registered with me either.

    • @stevem4011
      @stevem4011 6 лет назад +5

      Yup, when Vito meets back up with Ralph to confirm the deed was done, you can see the distraught on Vitos face.

    • @superstarreviews9937
      @superstarreviews9937 6 лет назад +16

      And Phil was also Vito's cousin! So Vito killed his own cousin,then his own cousin killed him!

    • @superstarreviews9937
      @superstarreviews9937 6 лет назад +34

      Really think about this though. Chrissy was Tony's nephew/cousin who Tony killed, Adriana was Tony's niece in law,who he ordered the hit on! Who was also Jackie aprile Sr and Richie apriles niece! Richie aprile was Tony's brother in law to be,who was killed by Tony's sister Janet! Jackie aprile Jr,was dating meadow soprano,Tony's daughter, was also Christopher's cousin! And Rosalie's son,who was engaged to Ralph at the time! Jackie Jr was clipped by his own cousin,for shooting at his own cousin! Ordered by the guy who's with his mother! Who then goes back and sleeps with her,after killing her kid! Vito's brother is beaten almost to death by Bobby bacalas God so,who then gets killed by his own god father! Tony blandetto is Tony's cousin,who kills Billy leotardo,so Tony in turn kills his own cousin again! Phil leotardo then kills Vito who again is his cousin. Then Tony orders the hit on Phil leotardo! Lol almost everyone somehow someway is related in the equation! And none of them think twice,to kill there own family!!

    • @jbot91
      @jbot91 6 лет назад +1

      randOmZ TV spoiler. Everybody who dies besides tonies mother and Ray curto die an untimely death.

  • @ramonwebber
    @ramonwebber 7 лет назад +99

    "He's gonna be a shinebox, Tony, a fucking shoe shiner"

  • @jacobopesadilla2695
    @jacobopesadilla2695 9 лет назад +14

    "too many fuckin' onions some 'shit." lol

  • @ulteriormotive1863
    @ulteriormotive1863 9 лет назад +17

    "Threw a hot dog vendor off the second mezzanine, too many fuckin' onions some shit..."

    • @roccodimeo5893
      @roccodimeo5893 8 лет назад +1

      +ulterior motive funniest motive to throw someone off a balcony

    • @eljacko6372
      @eljacko6372 7 лет назад

      Reminds me of the Tony Rocky horror rumour from pulp fiction lol

  • @mynameisnobody3949
    @mynameisnobody3949 10 лет назад +29

    fuckin vito with the chocolate lol could hardly wait for tony to leave.

  • @jerryantoine7568
    @jerryantoine7568 2 года назад +17

    Paulie delivers such a great line in this scene..😂😂

  • @lpr5269
    @lpr5269 8 лет назад +18

    "This kid's a whack job. Meadowlands last year, remember? Threw a hot dog vendor off the second mezzanine. Too many fuckin' onions , some shit."

  • @jr4338
    @jr4338 3 года назад +94

    It's amazing how many things Ralph got away with saying because how much money he makes Tony lmao

    • @360core6
      @360core6 3 года назад +1

      Thats true. He made tony rich.

  • @billbixby557
    @billbixby557 4 года назад +11

    Gene's facial expression at the end when he's picking out a chocolate is priceless .
    To me it screams "Well, it least I'm something out if this, could be worse"
    It just cracks me up something fierce 😁

  • @speckyhotdog84anderson6
    @speckyhotdog84anderson6 3 года назад +12

    The last 20 seconds of this scene proves once again why this is the greatest TV show made 🤣👏☝

  • @mildred9762
    @mildred9762 9 лет назад +18

    I'm so cracking up...they were fucking those chocolates up lmao

  • @nyy190343
    @nyy190343 5 лет назад +7

    Brings food for a person in a coma...Paulie was priceless

  • @kaalvoetpiet3442
    @kaalvoetpiet3442 3 года назад +9

    Vito loving all the kisses from Tony

  • @mauricioberdugo7693
    @mauricioberdugo7693 3 года назад +13

    Paulie: "Better yet, go to the Ear, Nose, and Throat Dept, get your hearing checked!". 🤣🤣🤣

  • @subsoil007
    @subsoil007 2 года назад +59

    Love the way Paulie always backs up Tony and enforces his authority... Proper soldier

    • @asfsqfiaheai4545
      @asfsqfiaheai4545 Год назад +2

      It’s implied that Paulie betrays Tony in the last season. He refuses the job offer/promotion that Tony offers. A job offer that under normal circumstances a mobster would jump at due to the chance for $$$$$$$. But Paulie rejected the offer, and the facial expression he gives after Tony leaves implies that he knows Tony is finished. In the end, criminal life = every man for himself.

    • @dihexa7256
      @dihexa7256 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@asfsqfiaheai4545Paulie is eccentric and not too bright, but he’s INCREDIBLY good at being a gangster, and very cunning

  • @delmontemiles1582
    @delmontemiles1582 7 лет назад +15

    Vito couldn't wait for Tony to leave so he can open up that box of chocolates

  • @jesusbarajas2345
    @jesusbarajas2345 3 года назад +11

    I love the uncomfortable silence as all four of them steal the chocolates

  • @JohnLoCicero
    @JohnLoCicero 9 лет назад +41

    I wish they did more with the Whitman's Sampler. It was my favorite prop used on the show.

    • @RetroHabit82
      @RetroHabit82 4 года назад +1

      Sadly it didn't have the makings of a varsity chocolate

    • @Potatoshaneko
      @Potatoshaneko 4 года назад +2

      Personally I thought the chair that Jackie was sat one did an oscar winning performance. Did you see how it didn't break character when Paulie violently shoved it?

  • @j.w.matney8390
    @j.w.matney8390 2 года назад +6

    Ralphie's death was one of my favourite episodes. I've known guys like Ralphie, they never know when to stop and then say "hey, it was only a joke."

  • @Gman6755
    @Gman6755 9 лет назад +22

    Figures Vito would make the first move to the chocolates!

  • @betrousaltaweel
    @betrousaltaweel 8 лет назад +217

    Vito always loved dipping into the chocolate.....

    • @killerseddie8295
      @killerseddie8295 8 лет назад +21

      Yeah, his favorite was the Hershey Highway.

    • @The_Big_Dawg
      @The_Big_Dawg 6 лет назад +2

      BB1349 - that chocolate starfish though.... hoooooooooo 🤣

    • @randalsavage790
      @randalsavage790 5 лет назад +4

      @@tuttwith2ts that's usually where anal sex occurs...u know in the anus???

    • @cfinley81
      @cfinley81 5 лет назад

      Hahahaha....nice one.

    • @goodyeoman4534
      @goodyeoman4534 4 года назад

      fuckin wits over here

  • @trevbarlow9719
    @trevbarlow9719 5 лет назад +6

    Ralph probably had my favorite character Arc of the whole series. His demise built up so slowly. It was beautiful.

  •  7 лет назад +41

    Ralph is legitimately insane. He doesn't know where he begins and his 60's cabaret mafia-club comedian shtick ends. He was literally psychotic and unable to function in any normal capacity. The way Gigi looks at him lol I always wondered how someone as obviously sick as Ralph could be Tony's top earner but then again psychopaths are said to have almost inhuman concentration skills when needed. Great character. Creepy as fuck.

    • @billdavis7577
      @billdavis7577 6 лет назад +6

      MP R I could barely believe it when he beat that hooker to death who was pregnant with his kid. Even for a mobster that’s ice cold.

    •  6 лет назад +4

      the look he gave her after she slapped him, I knew she was done for. I was numb watching that. Dude was a total monster who made Tony Soprano look like a loving human being.

    • @IrishCarney
      @IrishCarney 5 лет назад +2

      Richie Aprile was way worse.

    • @AlphaQHard
      @AlphaQHard 4 года назад +2

      IrishCarney
      Richie was a scumbag, but he never beat a pregnant woman to death.

    • @johndcoffee632
      @johndcoffee632 4 года назад

      @@AlphaQHard yea, at least Richie had the decency to back off Beansie

  • @dau1enti
    @dau1enti 3 года назад +24

    the way these sociopathic killers thoughtfully select their favorite chocolates is pure genius

  • @Kat_Dadi
    @Kat_Dadi Год назад +3

    I love how everyone mourns and bonds over a box of Whitmans😄😄

  • @fever_spike
    @fever_spike 4 года назад +8

    Love that the actor playin’ Gigi’s the same guy that played Profacci on ‘Law & Order’.

    • @Scour4Cool
      @Scour4Cool 3 года назад

      How many roles did Vito play in Sopranos? I think the total of 3 roles.

    • @wiglafsfilms8418
      @wiglafsfilms8418 3 года назад +1

      That's John Fiore

  • @MarcV8888
    @MarcV8888 10 лет назад +150

    You guys missed ity again. Paulie brings in a box of Whitmans chocolates for a guy in a coma. First of all, anyone knows that whitmans are the cheapest crap you used to be able to buy in woolworth when they were still in business. Its the only chocolate that tastes like sugar and chocolate flavoring. That whole pound box couldnt have cost $6.99. Good ol paulie. I gotta say, if I was in a coma, and came out of it and found out someone brought me a6 dollar box of chocolates,id have a beef the rest of my life with that guy. If paulie bought him a 6 dollar box of cheap foul tasting chocolate for being in a coma, what would he bring him if he got shot in the leg? A milkyway bar? LOL

    • @MarcV8888
      @MarcV8888 10 лет назад +22

      Does anyone find this happened to them as well as me: I got more pleasure and laughs watching over half the Soprano Series her on You tube just so we could comment on all the good clips of the best scenes of the greatest actors, than I ever could have enjoyed watching it on a disk and maybe missing the beauty of many of these scenes? Especially Ritchie with the tongue movement and Paulie with all the stuff we were so shocked at ,we never realized what a riot 1/2 his remarks are, right?

    • @MarcV8888
      @MarcV8888 10 лет назад +4

      Im still waiting for one guy to remember who is my age, that Whitmans was always the chocolate you brought someone you didnt really give a shit about(like that old crabby aunt who never bought you anything on Christmas worth a sh*t!) but wanted to pay your respects and not come in empty handed when going to their house or in this case the hospital. (5-1 we know already who eats the whole box!)

    • @MarcV8888
      @MarcV8888 10 лет назад +1

      ha, its true! Everyone always had a cheap aunt or uncle who never saw the faimily but once every few years and they always bought a big 1 lb box of whitmans which the kids would make a fuss over and eat them till they got sick, and the uncle for 6 bucks back then, looked like a hero. LOL Now it might be up to $12 for a whole pound box. Id bet the actual real chocolate is less than 1/ of any other cheap candy like snickers. BTW...if you ever want to get rid of a girl who wont take the hint, ask her if shed like you to come over and watch a couple of videos. Bring over the biggest,cheapest box of chocolates you can find(its always whitmans) and after one video is gone start tongue kissing her realy deep. She will gag and never invite you back again. I never tried it,but it seems like a sure fire winner to me. Especially if you do it to a girl who you met in Godivas! LOL

    • @Agent1W
      @Agent1W 10 лет назад +1

      Marc Vince I wonder if that's what David Chase had in mind when Paulie chose Whitman's. It does tie in with every other cheap thing he does lol.

    • @MarcV8888
      @MarcV8888 10 лет назад

      agent, So, true. Paulie is the cheapest guy on the show, thats for sure. And with all the conspiracy theories about the last episode. Im surprised they didnt have the shooter(if there was one0 walking in with a box of whitmans chocolates. LOL

  • @JamesJohnson-nm5pu
    @JamesJohnson-nm5pu 11 лет назад +10

    "The fuck is wrong with you, we're trying to have a meeting here" Gigi was pretty cool.

  • @brycegreen3448
    @brycegreen3448 3 года назад +9

    Paulie is the man. I wish I could stay at his level at all times lol

  • @vincematthews9790
    @vincematthews9790 6 лет назад +24

    Love how Jackie will back talk and defy Tony, but won’t dare do that with Paulie.

  • @ohen
    @ohen 4 года назад +7

    By the end of the show, the 4 guys eating the chocolates are dead and the guy who is supposed to be a vegetable is alive.

  • @WinslowLeach1974
    @WinslowLeach1974 3 года назад +4

    You know, it's actually kind of impressive that Paulie of all people bought quite a large-sized box of the Whitman's Chocolates.

    • @alexandredevert4935
      @alexandredevert4935 2 года назад +2

      He took it from one of his protection racket victim, like the guy was one day late or 1 grand off, Paulie was like "ok, this is mine now, and take a good look at your knee caps, it might the last day you seem them"

  • @chrisyako89
    @chrisyako89 Год назад +2

    Ralph and his one liners. Was the best part of his arrival to the show.

  • @MegaTommyboy35
    @MegaTommyboy35 7 лет назад +6

    00:35 Ralph sums up his role on the show.

  • @Illusionistical822
    @Illusionistical822 6 лет назад +6

    I really wish they did more with that box of chocolates. By far, the most under utilized character ever.

  • @donvitocascioferro3444
    @donvitocascioferro3444 11 лет назад +55

    Ralph is epic.

    • @castortroy7704
      @castortroy7704 5 лет назад +1

      Unless of course there's a salami sandwich around. Lmfao

  • @jefffromjersey52
    @jefffromjersey52 4 года назад +10

    Ever since this Scene, whenever one of my friends is in the Hospital, with head injuries from a Golf Club , I never forget to bring the Whitman Sampler ..

  • @NWAWskeptic
    @NWAWskeptic 8 лет назад +109

    Conceivably the guy in the bed is only one who survived the entire series.

    • @NWAWskeptic
      @NWAWskeptic 8 лет назад +20

      true about Paulie, but Tony is not so clear

    • @rigorrmortis5983
      @rigorrmortis5983 6 лет назад

      Paulie and patsy survived as for tony aj meadow and carmella fuck knows?

    • @robertthomas2601
      @robertthomas2601 6 лет назад

      Good observation, but I think Paulie survives, if you want to call that surviving.

    • @zefearth973
      @zefearth973 6 лет назад +12

      Well, it depends on how you look at it. Tony Soprano most likely got shot and killed seconds after the blackout in the last episode. Also in the last episode, it's implied that Paulie is close to death because he's promoted to being Capo of the Aprille crew, of which every capo and member died throughout the series. So, most likely, Bryan Spatafore outlived Paulie and Tony, too.

    • @edwardlewis6958
      @edwardlewis6958 5 лет назад

      Isabel Beckerman Beansie saved his life

  • @pathandude5221
    @pathandude5221 5 лет назад +2

    Weird but funny the way Tony says 'hey' to Ralph when he enters the room. Some kind of special treatment

  • @Erikhengstrumcontent
    @Erikhengstrumcontent 3 года назад +8

    Jackie Jr. hanging out in a hospital with the guy that will put him in the morgue.

  • @TheWunWhiteWolf
    @TheWunWhiteWolf 6 лет назад +1

    I just love the little touch of Ralph fucking around with defibrillators. 😂

  • @stivosimz
    @stivosimz 3 года назад +5

    Vito wanted the other guy to "bleed from his ass." hahahaha!!

  • @jadenayala1281
    @jadenayala1281 3 года назад +7

    Them eating the chocolate always make me laugh lol

  • @vincentlaun3059
    @vincentlaun3059 5 лет назад +5

    When Tony says "we gotta go" he somehow looks like Don Draper

  • @darth856
    @darth856 Год назад +2

    I wonder how Ralph would have felt if Vito had made wisecracks like these when they were in the hospital after his son Justin's accident.

  • @LedtallicaZombie
    @LedtallicaZombie 3 года назад +6

    So this takes place in an alternate universe version of the Matrix, where Cypher successfully got replugged and made into someone important, like an actor. 🤔🤯

  • @loveandlucky3
    @loveandlucky3 5 лет назад +1

    Yay! Ralph was my favourite- wish he could have stuck around for more seasons.

  • @johnsack6819
    @johnsack6819 6 лет назад +3

    Lmfao tonys reaction at 1:51 is hillarious!

  • @fullsend7132
    @fullsend7132 4 года назад +5

    That acting from Gigi is great

  • @jerrodlo4449
    @jerrodlo4449 5 лет назад +3

    Vito: I know how to keep my mouth shut.
    Ralph: Or unless of course, there's a salami sandwich around.

  • @altrogeruvah
    @altrogeruvah 5 лет назад +1

    Not only were the last 20 seconds of this clip absolutely amazing at pointing out how commonplace these types of events are, but holy crap that foreshadowing setting with these 4

  • @PeekaBooo24
    @PeekaBooo24 3 года назад +3

    Apparently he made a full recovery enough to stand guard when Vito later returned to NJ to meet with Tony.

    • @ThisHandleWasTheOnly1Available
      @ThisHandleWasTheOnly1Available 3 года назад

      As Ralphie said dude wasn't smart to begin with, so the road to recovery couldn't have been that long.

  • @ChairmanMeow1
    @ChairmanMeow1 6 лет назад +7

    How did Vito even fit through the door.

  • @TboneTenEighties
    @TboneTenEighties 5 лет назад +4

    "Better yet, go to the ear nose and chroat department..get your hearing checked" lol

  • @JohnThomas-no9hs
    @JohnThomas-no9hs 3 года назад +1

    Paulie's "ohhh, even I would never be that disrespectful " face kills me

    • @67marlins81
      @67marlins81 3 года назад

      What exact moment did you mean?

  • @brickcop2gamingman305
    @brickcop2gamingman305 3 года назад +3

    0:54 Tony’s look 👀😂😂😂

  • @jasonusaf6326
    @jasonusaf6326 Год назад +1

    “I know how to keep my mouth shut” … unless there’s a security guard nearby

  • @comeatmebro8120
    @comeatmebro8120 3 года назад +5

    Jackie only went to go get everyone coffee outta respect for his fawtha

  • @richdixon4588
    @richdixon4588 6 лет назад +2

    Paulie with the Ear Nose and throat line. Classic

    • @Nicecatholicgirl
      @Nicecatholicgirl 2 года назад

      Nice of him to be so concerned about Jackie Jr's hearing.