What's the point of the Nissan Juke?
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I’ve never heard anyone roast a car this much in one sitting
if it was up to me Nissan and Toyota would be long gone by now! hate all the designs all the interiors and superb reliability is long gone too.
Not the only person who roasted this car in one sitting either Richard Hammond done the same
😂😂😂 its not poorly built ive pulled /stripped most of the interior of a duke with my bare fingers 😂 very well built
But it’s true, it’s in bits .... I will go down as an ugly car of all time
@@e_lifeuk7916you may not like the designs but it's hassle free motoring and they don't collaborate with the Europeans with exception of the latest Supra.(no comment there) 🤐Honda Lexus and Toyota are the top three performing brands in terms of reliability and customer satisfaction. Nissan is essentially a Renault so there's a lot of French electrical baggage that's comes with it. If you want a real Nissan buy one from the 90's K11 Micra, skylines, Pulsar GtiR, 200 zx/Silvia 300 Zx/Fairlady or even the current Nissan GtiR which is made in Japan. 🇯🇵🗾😎😁
My wife loved her Juke 🥰
I am glad it got stolen 😂
I feel sorry for the theif!
Thief must have been blind
Don't try get it back
Let's hope the police find the thief so you can thank them personally 😂
Wo the hell wold steal this monstrosity?
I think the Juke is very much indicative of the times we are living in: Ugliness is lauded, being aggressive is a must, and elegance is an obsolete concept. This is why this car is so popular. My neighbor loves hers and is on a 3rd one by now. To me, it's simply an aberration. Not to be outdone, Toyota decided to come out with the CH-R, another beauty.
Who on earth buys three of anything, let alone cars?!
@@rhone81 She didn't buy three at once.
“The little diamond of doom, the hallmark of quality” 😂😂😂
Lol
Sounds very HubNut with that description when he uses the windscreen wipers.
For clarity... You're not a fan of the Juke right? 😂
😂
This is the funniest review you've made. Absolutely hilarious. You got me cracked up at Jayden, Hayden and Okayden
Haha Cheers
I’m loving this waspish social satire. Keep it coming!
KeSean Woods sorry!
@KeSean Woods Do you have orange skin and kids named Jaden, Braden and Ocaden by any chance? ;P
Yes, and then Mycock Lane on the GPS screen. Excellent!!!
Jaden, Braden and Okayden. That’s the best thing I’ve heard this year. :D
The Juke has been the subject of seven recalls, with potential faults ranging from possible fuel leaks to oxygen sensor problems, so it's worth speaking to a Nissan dealer to check that any car you're interested in buying has had the necessary work carried out.
You say it as it is. This is what I like about you. No bullshit or twisting around facts. Respect!
And despite all that I imagine this car will sell in no time 😂😂😂
They always do
The G-metre is for seeing how far the projectile vomiting goes.
Each to his own.
I love my Juke, its funky, perfect for a single woman with no kids. I will never be seen driving a boring Honda CR-V.
The juke is TERRIBLE
@@AJGamingVariety for you it is but for us is not. I bet you haven't even drove one. Nissan could beat any ordinary car without a turbo. The juke has a turbo i bet your car doesn't even have a 1.6 turbo smh lol
I believe your comment is better than this review.
You know what I personally like about your style of reviewing cars? It's the fact that you're not full of yourself like 99% of car vloggers. Don't ever change, Matt!
Good point man!! That's why I've just unsubscribed from Carwow!! Too many subscribers! Much respect to you and Matthew Goodwin from HPA! Underrated channel! The philosopher of cars
Even Honest John's not that honest 😂
Brutally Honest John
"watching daytime TV on their BRIGHT HOUSE plasma" hahaha..... loving the humour in your videos mate
Jayden, Rayden and Okayden have three different babydads and the one conceived infront of the Brighthouse TV will be babydad number four, her second mixed race child. All the paint behind her door handle has scratched away because of her extended nails and the car reeks of wet Staffy.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
There is no point driving a bug. : Oh mate you creased me up , with the young mother gag. :)))
Jaden & Okayden’s mam has already given you a thumbs down! 💀😅
This design was very clever of Nissan if its involved in a crash it looks exactly the same after as it did before... Brilliant! 👌
Well the styling and the size of the juke are it's major selling points - the juke basically started the super compact crossover segment, and most other manufacturers after that tried to make their own juke (and I believe none had the same success) - lifted super compact crossover with untrivial looks - C3 aircross, 2008, ecosport, captur, kona, stonic, mokka, 500x etc.
Toyota C-HR succeeded. Though the CHR has more super car look the juke still is more fun to set up specially lifting and bigger tires that juke will look like a hotwheel beast
Even the Juke's mother would struggle to love it !
The jukes mother should have swallowed
I call it the Nissan Pumbaa after the warthog in the Lion King
Mitchell Campion pumbas backside
Stop sitting on the fence,say it how it is!
One of your best,had I giggle, keep them coming. Cheers.
By far, the best and most honest juke review I've ever seen.
Cheers
George McQueen just because you disagree or you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right. It’s my opinion. If that differs from yours, fine. We are all allowed one.
@@HighPeakAutos Wonder if you can do, if time allows you, a mazda 3 hatch(2015) 2.2d auto review.
I have watched and enjoyed all your reviews and agreed so keep up thee good work, but I have to disagree with a lot of this review.
Having owned a Juke while living in Canada which was an AWD version with 186 HP I can say that it was absolutely brilliant in snow conditions, the three position select-able switch for Front wheel only, On Demand and all time AWD facility was excellent, also in dry weather the 186 HP engine was no slouch either.
I do think you are correct about the front styling but the side and rear views I think are not bad at all, there are a lot worse looking vehicles out there, it would appear that with over one million sales the styling seems to appeal to a lot of people, I think that maybe people are missing the point, the styling was meant to be something fresh and different?
We did find it to be a practical, totally reliable vehicle
Also perhaps we should give Nissan some credit for designing something a little different to the numerous bland vehicles out there ??
With twice the horsepower and actual AWD - it is not even nearly the car Matt has reviewed here. Also, how's your orange Okayden doing?
I have a Juke. Is my first car and I bloody love it. The lights mean you can see exactly where the car is. Lane keep assist keeps it in lane, blind spot monitoring. Your in a 2012 one ? Which compared to most 2012 cars doesn’t come with half as much as the juke comes with. I don’t get why people are so against them. 60mpg it’s great, the first car to look different 😂
Hi, what engine do you have? I'm looking for the 1.6 non turbo
I only know one Juke owner, and she's a single mum.
I only know one, and she is an old woman
I know one ex owner and she's a smooth brain who only bought it because it was advertised so much. Probably the same reason she now owns an entry level ford puma.
Think you might have this in stock for a while after this review ! Sometimes cars that have radical styling are popular because so many cars are boringly similar, suvs are generally big ugly things hard to distinguish one from another and after the original mk 1, I'm convinced the Golf design team just have a meeting to decide what enlargement setting to put on the photocopier when they want a new model. Another great honest review.
I admire your straight to the point honesty when reviewing cars and have to agree the Duke is one real oddball, I've never seen the appeal to be fair?
I like your sales technique, most car dealers would be singing it's praises and telling us how wonderful they are and how enriched our lives would be having a Duke in the family!😁
Reminds me about an Alfa Romeo I rang up about, the seller spent around half an hour explaining how I really didn't want to be buying his car, how bad it was, how unreliable it was, how expensive the parts were, how much grief the electronics had given him, how many times it had let him down......I couldn't believe how determined he was that I didn't end up with his money pit of a car!! What a top bloke, still never worked out why he was trying to sell it though? 😁👍😎
I'm 6'10" and I find it nice and comfortable. My arms fit on the window ledge and it is one of the most comfortable cars I've had (and I've had a few, plus drove hundreds as an ex vehicle collector). I'm limited by my height what cars I can drive and this is perfect for me.
High Peak Autos might hate it. My 1.6 DiG-T does the job I need it to do. A cars a car. My work vehicle these days is a 15 metre, 12 litre, turbo diesel, 57 seater Triaxle🤣
Haha good stuff!
god knows what you were driving b4
Great review. From talking with friends that are not "car people", they seem to automatically equate SUV with "loads of room". It doesn't seem to matter how much you tell them that is not the case, that idea is so deeply ingrained that they refuse to believe otherwise.
Thats right
My mom bought one and i can't stop berating her about it....
It's been 9 years.
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My wife bought a Juke 6 years ago (1.5 Diesel) I thought she had lost her mind because she previously had a 3 litre 1 series convertible............After a year I got desensitised to it's looks .............. I now own a Nissan Juke Nismo RS, I bought it new and i fucking love it..............Not many people realise there is a fast Juke and it's so much fun to blow them into the weeds....................It's now coming up to 5 years old and I have no intention of changing it for anything else, but I will be changing it :-) Free flow exhaust, Induction kit maybe a re-map
I would like to express my opinion and tell you dear friend, Go ahead and throw that rubbish where it belongs. For recycle and we can get better car from that metal ♻️😊
@@alext1452 if you are talking to me "dear friend" have you ever driven a Juke Nismo RS? If not "dear friend" can I suggest you try one before you make a judgement.
@@nigelwest3430 I don't care how fast this car is, it looks like retarted frog. That's more than enough to not want to even get close to that car. DEAR FRIEND 😉
@@alext1452 I see you have 23 subscribers, People on youtube obviously value your opinion about as much as i do
@@nigelwest3430 I value your opinion as well and also respect it. Have a nice day 🙏😊
If Karl Pilkington did car reviews. Brilliant 👌🏼
Another great video, and not just because I agree completely 😂 Dude, you're getting even better at presenting with each video. It's clear the effort you put in to script, ad-lib and presentation, but the secret sauce is that you (unlike 99% of RUclipsrs) are likeable and have a personality. Credit where credit is due, nicely done, keep up the good work 😁
I appreciate that!
The front lights look like someone sat on their hemorroids.
The Juke of Argyll's...lol
:)))
They are much better than most generic headlights, why would you want a car that just looks like all the same
@@tomstorey8559 Resale value & taste ;-)
So are you saying we should get one then? 🤣😂
i bought facelifted yellow one 6 years ago, i didnt understand a lot about cars but i absolutelly loved the way it looked, it was just a fashion thing for me.. and i im 32yo straight man
I love this
As soon as I seen the title I knew this would be a good one, you didn't disappoint. They really are hateful, hateful cars.
Really don’t like SUVs, Estate car any day.
Totally agree, sadly in America I have to look at things like this all day....
Same here, I'd rather a decent estate car over a minivan or SUV, cheaper to run and carries more without needing a trailer. Small SUVs are just small cars on stilts.
I love my 1999 Nissan Primera.
@@richardcrossley5581 there is a difference between a CUV and SUV. Main difference is a crossover is pretty much just a up-right sitting hatchback...Yes the Juke is a hatchback not a SUV like the Rogue.... I have a Juke Nismo RS and the difference is more clear.... LOL
@@yashiroku You are of course correct. I am incorrectly lumping these small crossover type vehicles with full side SUVs such as the Toyota Landcruiser & Nissan Patrol
I would welcome your thoughts on your Nissan Juke, it sounds a little different to the one in the video.
This is why we watch your reviews, honest factual and very informative. Thank you for one of the best car reviews my wife and I have ever seen, my wife has always hated them and every time you made a point about the juke my partner kept saying "see I told you so" . Top craic👍
I appreciate that!
I’ve got a 2016 Juke and I love it! Black gloss paint and black alloy wheels, scrubs up well I don’t mind the look at all, lots of features, leather seats easy to keep clean for the kids, nice driving position, feels chunky and safe, heated front seats, sat nav, 4 wheel drive option, lovely to drive on country roads and in the snow. Fits my older kids in fine, boot is small for shopping with a full spare tyre in, but seats easily fold down for a full big space & I have a big roof box for camping. I love mine.
Excellent review - absolutely 100% nailed it. There should be a law preventing car manufacturers selling cars as downright ugly as the juke.
So are you recommending it then... you were sitting a bit on the fence with this one. 😂👍🏽
Bright house plasma... fantastic 😂😂😂
Yep haha amazing.
Brighthouse going tits-up has been about the only positive of the last few months tbh
There’s another type of owner you’re missing that I’ve witnessed over the years
The overly aggressive middle aged male in his 30’s who is fed up of his life, and who’s wife wears the trousers in the relationship, so he buys a big silly car as the only way of feeling somewhat good about himself when he’s out of the house, and then proceeds to take his anger out on every single other road user on the road. He doesn’t use indicators and will try and get one car ahead of you aggressively in traffic that’s tailing back a mile down the road
Only just caught this episode now, absolutely brilliant!!! 2nd kind of owner roast got me in stitches "young mother who is usually orange in colour and with a mouth like daffy duck" 😂😂😂
Have a feeling that if I played this a little slower and closed my eyes...I would possibly mistake you for JC.
That was your most scathing and funny dissection of a car for ages.
Its almost a scandal to sell it. JC would probably crowd surf the funds to be able to watch it be dropped from an airship into car supermarket and it would be a well deserved end to an absolute POS.
Haha thanks!
Hilarious!
Please tell me he's been on the phone and offered to buy it for GT.
"Met with an accident involving a grand piano"
And that's the thing, there are literally hundreds of guys pretending to be Clarkson on RUclips hoping someone at bbc is watching. Its a very simple formula that works I guess. Bash the ugly car! Hurrah!!!! Gets attention (good or bad) and those all important likes.
The fact that Matt isn't trying to be anything other than himself is what makes him different.
His vocabulary and acerbic wit is what conjures JC byt with modern references and a more down to earth approach.
Keep it up Matt
I was already laughing about previous comments like Steve merchants face and designed by Josef fritzel then Mycock lane popped up! Yes I’m very childish 👍
Hahaha
That Fritzl joke was cold blooded, but funny as hell..
Classic stuff!
George McQueen why are you offended by that?
3 years ago folks thought the Juke looked pretty wild. Now, stack it up with several of the Hyundai small crossovers, it doesn't look so odd. Heck, I would rather have a Juke than a Toyota CH-R...or whatever it's called.
Unfortunately, another interesting Nissan that was ruined in the U.S. by having that darn CVT. (There was 1 model/trim level that had a manual transmission, but they are/were extremely rare over here.)
BTW, I thought there was a new Juke recently released?
I mean as long as it gets me from A to B, I'm not fussed on the look - I personally like the Graphite Blue nissan jukes and may be buying one soon
Had 1 on loan for a day, I'm just glad it was a day. Enough said.
I thought it existed to annoy motoring journalists. "There's only so much daytime telly you can watch" LOL
I absolutely loved our juke. We had ours from new and I liked the fact that you could see the headlights bulging up. It was great in sport mode and Good on fuel. It served our family for 3 trouble free years. Thumbs up from me 👍🏻
Sport mode hahahahahahahahahaha. Itd shit itself if you actually tried to drive it like a sports car
Paul Bartley nothing handles like a nhs lease car in sport mode 🤣
@@pb6198 does your car has turbo?
3 years thats it?
You have made a terrible mistake :)
It's a bit odd that a self-declared car egghead doesn't know how to 1) raise the seat and 2) adjust the mirrors, to maximise road view in both directions :).
You also have the seat angled backwards, which adds to the poor viewing angle.
I'm 5'2" and not exactly hugely knowledgable about cars in general, yet I manage to optimise my driving position, mirrors, seat height and angle [bolt upright, none of this lazy lolling backwards nonsense].
I am somewhat confused by your comments about noise, there are times when I'm at a standstill and sometimes wonder if the car is actually switched on, it's that quiet.
Also about it being cramped for the driver, this is a bloody nonsense for the average person [even my mechanic can fit in the driving seat, and he's a 20 stoner at the minimum]. If you want more room maybe you should buy an RV with armchair seats, or shrink your head, a difficult choice :)
I can raise the seat and adjust the mirrors but that wasn't my problem with the car... Each to their own. The world would be boring if we all liked the same things :)
5:31 Mycock Lane 🤣
Ha ha excellent review as usual bud
Did the Inbetweeners find this on their rude place name voyage? 😂😂
The Juke is crap. Funniest commentary ever regarding the second type of buyer.
Lots of people like Ed Sheehan too, the general public never cease to amaze me.
I also hate this car. My wife and I were ‘upgraded’ to this as a hire car in Ireland on holiday. It looks roomy outside but it is incredibly small inside. I can honestly say it spoiled the holiday slightly because when you get back from the beach to this piece of automotive poo your heart sinks, because your knees are cramped and you feel like you’ve been crammed into a matchbox - the lilo on the beach has more comfort than this car. I was glad to hand it back.
Had a smile on my face as soon as I started playing this, you didn't disapoint me. Now I've got tears in my eyes. Brilliant lol
Brilliant review, everything i think about it in 8:20.
Cheers
The only thing I could rent in an emergency last year was a Juke. Horrible thing. The engine revved at a ridiculously high rate. I kept looking for more gears, but there were none. It was ridiculous. We needed to carry some luggage, but it was really awkward to pack into the oddly shaped rear compartment. Everything he said in the video resonated with me. The only thing this scores highly on is its very easy to loath.
I have a US model with 1.6 turbo, AWD. 121k miles so far, problem free. Performs really well in the snow. I am certainly very happy with mine. My Golf blew up at 60k.. so go figure.
Golf's aren't great. Thanks for watching
Haha, been waiting for this for ages. I really don't like them but knew you would have to explain why.
You're really f...ing angry about the Juke, I think a girl dumped you and she left in a Nissan Juke, I'm certain of it 😁 Ha love the title of the video
If she drove off in a Puke he dodged a Nuke
Best description ever. Yeah I do agree this dude just hates the car. It's just not an objective review.
Mauricio Ramírez absolutely
I was given a 2019 nissan juke visia as my first car (super duper low spec). I passed quite late, just before turning 23. Don't get me wrong, I am very grateful to be given any car, and its a decently expensive car (I don't know why). I passed literally about 3 months ago. This Juke is my first car, and what a first fucking car it is. I am not a car guy or a skilled driver, but I will tell you mate that clutch is awful, the biting point is not easy in that car (it seems like its too high, idk if im delusional. Its resulted in me rolling back a few times from steep hills.), and its a 2019 model with no safety features, no hill assist, no reverse camera, no parking sensors, and im in London and frankly dont want such a large car that doesn't offer any of the benefits you get from large cars (as you specified),
I find the handbrake not too reliable too and usually sometimes need a few clicks before its set (could be a problem just with mine). It is ugly isn't it. Smh, idk why I was given a mums/nans car.
This is one of your best reviews yet... I was in stitches when you were describing the people that buy these 😆😆👍🏼
This is hilarious! absolutely nailed it. I had to hire one of these, and the second day I took it back and said " I just can't" They said "We understand." I got a Fiat 500. and the sun came out. Here's cheers.
These cars are beyond hopeless. Their strong sales figures merely prove that humanity is doomed. I suspect that one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse will be driving a Nissan Juke.
The Juke is the start of the rot. Now every other car is some sort of idiotic 2wd jacked up soft roader...
@@yes2truth Why is the UK death rate 55,000 above the 5 year avarage then? The Juke is a hateful car regardless.
Although not my favourite car I like when car makers are bold enough to try a new direction. I think the car looks funky and fresh and lays an interesting design template for future iterations. Hardly anyone liked the Porsche Panamera of Cayenne when they first came out but with each new version the cars were progressively tweaked until now, for me, the Panamera is now a stunning looking vehicle. And I can already see that happening with the Juke. The latest version has kept the recognisable shape but tweaked the design in certain key areas, and it now looks much more aggressive and purposeful, a bit like a jacked-up 370z.
If it’s any consolation I think the Panamera is foul looking too
@@HighPeakAutos lol. I like that you speak your mind. When social distancing allows we should hook up for a collab. One thing we might agree on is the Skoda Superb. Every since I watched your review I've been looking for and reading about them. I've not regularly done reviews on my channel for 8 while, for one reason or another, but would love to do a review comparing the Superb against similarly sized sub £5k luxury cars like: E class, a6, lexus gs 450h and maybe a Jaguar xf. Thinking I would review them all and maybe buy and run the winner for a while. Anyway thanks for responding to my comment. Keep up the great reviews.
I like the looks from the outside and the diesels are strong, everything else is just not good enough. It's like none of their buyers read beyond the brochure or how it looked on the forecourt.
Stuck a car in the oven, it melted and the Juke was the result. 🤢
The car that Jeremy Clarkson described as looking like " A mangled ape", I totally agree with you both on that matter.
It should have been called PUKE!
Ah that well known stylish man Jeremy Clarkson. I always respect his opinion when it comes to style.
I love my Juke. Think it looks great, drives great, and is super economical (diesel). As an artist I can fit all my materials for classes, markets etc so definitely roomy. Also my teenage kids love this car. Best car I've driven in a long time!
Each to their own, this is just my opinion. Good thing we're all different otherwise the world would be a boring place :)
You’ve got so much to say about Jukes, I think you secretly like them a bit😂 seriously though my wife’s got a petrol one and although the stereo decides not to work a lot I don’t find It too bad to drive and it will take four adults and luggage no problems
He's not holding back on this one 🤣
2 brother’s I used to work with bought one each when they first came out, both were sold before the 1st service !
More worrying, Someone actually bought it. 😳
Hi Matt, hope sales are getting back to normality in your garage after lockdown 👌👌👌👌👌 Fast approaching 57k subscribers in just over 18 months mate ( truly outstanding achievement and richly deserved may I say ) 👍👍👍👍👍 Steve.
Hi Steve, yeah we’re getting back to normal slowly. Thanks. Hope all is well with you. Cheers
@@HighPeakAutos All good here mate, wife still giving me grief ( but that's normal )😊😊
@@HighPeakAutos Thinking about it mate!!!!!!!!!! Would you take my wife in P/x for one of your vehicles? I would hope for one of your top-class models but being realistic I think I would be happy with a Fiat Panda and money your way obviously 😊😊😊😊😊😊 😊😊
VXR Bandit 😂
I think that 1.5 DCi gets a bad rap because it’s usually in the sorts of cars that get run by people who have no clue how to look after a turbo diesel. They’ll be run on fuel with twigs in it, miss already extended service intervals (set by manufacturers trying to appeal to fleet purchasers) and use them to do short runs. Hey presto, blown turbos, knackered fuel pumps and blocked DPFs! I had one in a Clio, did silly miles in it but serviced it every 6 months (9k ish) and used premium fuel when my apprentice wages would stretch to it. Last MOT recorded 190,000 miles! Rant over but I loved that little car 😋
One of the best and funniest car reviews I've seen, Matt. I've loathed the styling (if using the word styling here isn't a contradiction in terms) of the Juke since the first time I saw it in the metal. Thankfully, I've never had to drive a Juke, but I was once a passenger in the back of one and I'm still receiving counselling for the experience.👍😎
Haha thanks for watching :)
OMG! Always thought the styling was marmite ie you hate or someone liked. Glad I watched this and now running for the hills!!
I absolutely love the look of the Juke 😞💀
...he said to his guide dog.
0845 603 6026
Specsavers number mate. I think you need them.
Jeff Hughes LOL
Mate had one years ago as a company car - he choose it from loads of other cars. One day 'let's go for pub lunch, I will drive'. I choose to walk back to the office, in the rain.
Matt I’ll tell you the reason why people love crossovers so much it’s long but it’s worth reading. So basically People think that hatchbacks and mpvs are for geeky nerds so they buy an suv because they “look cooler” and look less like a “soccer moms car”. So everyone buys a crossover thinking they’re different and cool but remember all trends fade away like how everybody used to like Ford mondeos then that trend faded. So soon people will get bored of jukes and buy a new trendy car from the future
Cracked me up! People are so obsessed with having an SUV/ crossover these days, rather than a hatchback, and I think alot of people buy these because they're more affordable than others. Even though it's effectively just a lifted (and worse) hatchback. I'm curious as to what you say to people when they're interested in buying one from you though haha!
You sounded like Karl pilkington 😂😂 had me laughing at you comments during this. Keep them coming love watching your reviews 👌
"a hateful, smug looking thing, it's just got a face you could punch" well, if it isn't the pot calling the kettle black.
I quite like it as you can take it anywhere, park it anywhere and no one will damage or steal it. You wont get a parking ticket as the traffic wardens feel sorry for you, and no one will ask you for a lift as its so ugly. Fantastic!
Hahahahaha that Fritzl joke is savage. I love it.
Nissan Juke ? more like the Nissan Joke
Nissan puke🤢🤮
It's how they pronounce joke in Sunderland
Well I'm not laughing
I own a juke and I’m getting rid of it. It is very small and compact. You can’t even fit your groceries In the trunk. The backseats are cramped. Either the people in the front have to move all the way up to the windshield or the people in back get their feet and legs crushed. They’re very basic vehicles with no “ohhh and ahhhs” and it’s just one problem after another with it
It's been some two years and Nissan hasn't sued this guy. I'll have to assume everything he said is true.
That's because he is spot on
I always think they look like something out of wacky races but my friend loves hers. I think there's a lot of wasted space due to the narrow width above the wheel arches
Love the channel.
Up to 6 months ago I would have agreed with you whole heartily.
Then it came to replace my wife's car and she said she wanted a Juke.
Her wish list was a car that was small (for ease of parking & good fuel milage) but high up (visibility and ease of getting into)
DAB radio
4 doors
4 electric windows
Good fuel mileage but with a bit of go.
Well we bought a 14 plate 1.5 Desiel Teckna with lowish miles for £7500.
Good value. Leather. Sat nav. Reversing & 360 camera. DAB radio. Folding mirrors. 4 electric windows.
The styling has grown on me and I really like it. Slightly harsh ride is my only gripe.
So many small cars have windup windows in the back or are gutless when you want to get going.
The Juke we bought has plenty of go. I borrowed it when my car was having work done. It was stable and quiet on the motorway. I didn't even realise I was doing 110mph.
The boot is small but we don't need it it be huge. There is little room in the back but its plenty for our 7yr old.
The lights up top are brilliant because you can see them from the driver's seat so you know where the foremost edge of the car is.
The handles on the back are a bit high but most parents open the door for young children to get in anyway.
It's not bland like almost all the cars you mention that are better. The side profile is wonderfully funky.
I'm sorry but the Ford B & C Max along with the Eco Sport are the worst looking car on sale.
I've had a new Ford and when it got to 80000 mile it had problem after problem. Never again will I buy Ford.
Our daughter's school has a private road leading up to it which is flooded half the year. Not a problem in the Juke.
Nissan must be doing something right because it's a sales success.
Different people have different priorities. For my wife it's the perfect car.
I wouldnt have one myself because (I know this is sexist) it's a girls car.
But it's a very good girls car.
Haha pleased to hear it. Theyre obviously popular so some people must like them
I'm a guy, a straight one at that, and I'm getting one next week! I agree with most of what you said though, the high driver seat and the ground clearance and because it's a Nissan got me into it, I don't drive for passengers and drive 99% alone anyway, so the rear seats will be folded for my stuff to provide more space. If not this, Qashqai/Dualis was what I was so into, last week, until I realized I wanted a compact CUV and Nissan perfectly has one!
Your sense of humour just kills me, haven't heard the word gormless for a while. At least now I know what to buy if I ever have a hip replacement
So refreshing to see this channel when all that other car youtubers seem to do is that 'did i really buy the new mclaren?' nonsense. I like the calm and collected way of talking, the humor, expertise and your attitude towards owning used cars. Always gratifying to see someone being great at what they do
Thanks! I appreciate the compliments. Cheers :)
I’ve never liked this model, now even less ..
That made me laugh first thing in the morning, thank you! I drove a Duke once as a hire car “upgrade”, I thought it was interesting ish styling wise but amazingly small inside compared to outside dimensions, and the higher suspension useful for speed bumps (an Mx5 being my daily driver), but that’s about it. I remember being baffled by the driving modes switch!
I totally agree! It's the one car that gets a distasteful reaction from me. I usually think each to their own but it offends me in a way that you explain so well. The looks alone are enough to walk away.
I have one and I buy it because it's small, good fuel economy, comfort in road, have an turbo engine, and most importantly things it's cheap
Have some mercy on the poor Juke..this was raw
It doesn't even have dual zone air conditioning. A complete waste of metal
I got one as a courtesy car while my car was being serviced, and it was so boring. It was a bottom of the range model, so no toys to play with in the cabin. The engine was a 1.4 petrol, and you could pull away in 3rd, then it would take 5th gear from about 20mph - it was about as close to an automatic as a manual car could get. It took forever to reach 70mph and really didn't want to go any faster, except once when travelling downhill with a following wind.
It was surprisingly big on the outside without translating that to the cabin. If it was a Micra on stilts it would probably be an okay car, but it's a Micra in a fat suit on stilts, and someone in Nissan's design team should have 'lost' the blueprints before they got anywhere near engineering. Maybe they did, so the engineers had the platform ready and tried their hand at designing the coachwork to put on it...
They didn't do a 1.4 Petrol, The options were 1.2 or 1.6 and the old Renault 1.5 Diesel (K9K)
@@nigelwest3430 From memory I thought it had a 1.4 badge on the back, but I guess it didn't! In that case, I've no idea what engine it had - I'd guess a 1.2, as it *really* didn't want to go above 70mph, and it was in no hurry to get there in the first place.
@@Stormy177 Don't know what country you are in but certainly in the UK none of the models have the engine capacity on the vehicle at all
@@nigelwest3430 I'm in the UK.
The fact that you own most of these cars and there aren't any strings attached from the manufacturer means that you can really point out a car's flaws. That, coupled with the experience with reliability for makes/models etc, makes for very informative content. The humor and style adds to that, so I see this channel going up like Space X 😬.
Thanks! Yes that’s right, I don’t want to be guilted by any brand into giving a slightly biased summary
In as much as he roasted the he'll out of this poor juke. He was actually stating the facts.
Haha thanks