The 8 Types Of RUNNER We All Know
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- Опубликовано: 26 июл 2024
- We’ve put together 8 types of runners we all know. Are you or a friend included? From 'The Junction Jogger', 'The Excuse Maker' and 'The Distance Denier', us runners can be a funny bunch, but we wouldn’t change a thing. Well, except for one-stepping...
↓↓ Are you one of these? Or maybe one of your friends are? Tell us which one in the comments below ↓↓
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[00:28] "All The Gear"
[00:54] "The Distance Denier"
[01:50] "The Excuse Maker"
[02:32] "The One-Stepper"
[02:57] "The Latecomer"
[3:17] "The Junction Jogger"
[3:42] "The Short Shorts Wearer"
[4:04] "The Shirtless Runner"
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Are you one of these? Or maybe one of your friends are? Tell us which one!
I'm number 3. In fact I shall be suing for breach of copyright! :-)
The Excuse Maker. 🙋🏻♀️ 😆 Hey, at least I’m running!
@@hairyairey 😂
Im a Junction Jogger 😂
The one who obsesses over pace and heart rate
The (really) heavy breather. There’s always one right behind me.
Ha, YES. How did we miss this one? 🌬🌬
Ha, YES. How did we miss this one? 🌬🌬
How about the watch watcher?
I can feel a part two coming!
@@runningchannel And the person who uses you as a pacer, and will run 50cm behind you for 15km, declining every offer you give them to pass.
Mr. Run and Walk! The guy who always walks but as soon as he sees you getting closer he starts to run in the fear that you will beat him!
😂
Mr. Run 🏃♂️ and Walk🚶♂️was there today but I beat 🏍 him Haha, my old nemesis!
That was me on my first dayy
I'm in my 60's so I get a lot of that. "I can't let that old geezer beat me!"
I can't that stand that guy I always end up beating him anyway
I’m the junction jogger, not because it doesn’t count as run then, it’s because if I walk at all or stop it totally throws me off my pace and mindset
Each to their own🤷♀️
Greenskate7 Me too. I want to give up when I stop.
Stopping does seriously effect the rythmn
Agreed, don't really see this as a negative, if you are doing a hard effort, your legs can seize up when you stop completely
Keeping the momentum is what that's all about
What about the analyser? On the outside they are running a 5k Parkrun. On the inside they are calculating every bit of data their watch throws at them.
All about those negative splits...where could you save 10 secs? 😂
I used to have my phone speak out my progress in Spanish and translate it in my head while I was running. Must repeat that again sometime.
I perform mental finishing time calculations based on my last kilometre to distract myself from the pain.
literally me.
The one that can't go without their music
Good one!
@@runningchannel Thanks! Not gonna lie, I am that person
I am one of them😂😅
That would be me.
Me!!
i’m the shirtless shirt shorts runner one step ahead of everyone behind me because of my brand new running gear
I hate those runners who make excuses like “oh I’m gonna lose or sum else but they end up winning 🙄
That’s me.
ツRemi same haha
Yikes. You wouldn’t like me or my profile picture
Yeah, I always feel off before the run. Somehow I end up winning though, go figure.
Ha yeah, a lot of people do that, but it's supposed to be a coping mechanism for most people so I don't blame them. Most of the time when I do it too. Except I think I end feeling better about the race/run when I degrade my potential skill.
Im the aww my back hurts ,legs feel stiff then run a p.b 🤣.
Ha. Just imagine how fast you’d go if you didn’t complain :)
Ha ha. Me too.
“It’s hottt...it’s too huuumid...I didn’t sleep well...I overdid it this week at the gym...my ankle’s a little sore. Hmmm, this sounds familiar to me... 🤔😉
Haha yeah it's weird, I often find that how I feel actually has little to do with how fast I'm about to run.
That's me tbf
-The *over-focused runner* who wont hear even a buzzing train going in their direction because they are ao much in the "ZONE"
-The *under-focused runner* that is so distracted by what he views in his run, that he forgets he is even running
The distance deniers drive me crazy. Like unless your elite or in the Olympics, who cares if the course is slightly long, or short. Just enjoy your run and stop getting so hung up on it.
🤣 well said 👏
And it wouldn’t even matter if the race were to long or to short. Everyone is still going to be running the same distance.
I’d tell them to do another lap.
they also have no idea how much effort it takes to measure the courses! these people aren't just guesstimating, they measure it multiple times!
Well if it’s to short I don’t want to consider a pbs and I care about my pbs
Should I be worried if I cover all 8 aspects?
Haha...ummmm...no?!
you mean you wear 3 running watches every time you run?
You forgot the types who run the same distance everyday.
Also those romantic runners who run without any gear and without shoes.
Great additions!
If you enjoy our videos, we'd love it if you'd subscribe to The Running Channel too. It'd really help us out! 🙌
In cycling they have a similar thing to the one-stepper called the half-wheeler
Ah yes, we've heard of these
lol our entire xc team run shirtless and are short short wearers 😂
Haha that is also my team lol
Yea they make fun of the kids with a shirt on
I guess those who don't are in the "It's too hot for a run" team.
Same
Latecomer for me. Some other ones. The heavy breather - self explanatory. The sprinter - toddles round park run or race but come last 100 metres decides to sprint it. A new one which is popping up more frequently is The Vegan Runner - Dont worry they will tell you all about it. The Coach - Telling random people how they can run better while out running
Oh yes the coach one i seem to keep having talk to me lately! 'extend your stride' and 'stay on your toes' dont you think im trying to do these things already haha, ah well they mean well :)
I'm the sprinter, hahahahaha...
I think I’m the short shorts and shirtless runner
I'm literally every single one of these. Especially the short shorts lol
Ha! Recognise yourself in the 10 Ways You Know You're A Runner?
ruclips.net/video/3ucO6qzSEj8/видео.html
I think you are missing some important combinations, like the all-too-common "No Shirt, Short Shorts" runner, often that serious slow-twitch triathlete who can dust you in any distance longer than a mile. Then, there's my favorite, that most ridiculous of unicorns, the "No Shirt, Short Shorts, All The Gear" runner, covered with so much tech -- chest straps, smart glasses, foot pods, phone holsters, sodium patches, and other gadgets -- that perhaps clothing itself may be optional.
Definitely the junction jogger! I've settled into my pace, and if I stop then I gotta find it again!
I have become the shirtless runner ( sometimes) but summers in South Carolina are BRUTAL. HAHA
Same in Arizona because its over 100°
I see female shirtless runners often. Usually they still have their sports bra on, but I know that Nell McAndrew has run without...
South Carolina summer runner checking in, every run is a shirtless run
I'm from the north and currently live in Virginia (which is very south for me) so when I run in the summer, you bet your ass my shirt is off.
Imagine Florida it’s sooo hot
The Junction Jogger, especially in the near of traffic lights and cars.. 🙈🙈☺️
I'm a combination of the short shorts runner with the shirtless runner. The looks are even better with that combo.
Ha 😂
I'm very much a number 3. Usually include the phrase "too windy" in my Strava titles
At least you know you’re doing it :)
Potential Shirtless Runner here after I enjoyed my first shirtless run last week.
It’s pretty liberating, right?
@@runningchannel 🤣
So now I have a vision of you running down the road in shorts and 2 Elastoplasts !
The professional eater: often seen running with a handheld in one hand and a slice of pizza in the other
I hate it when people try to pace me in a race it pretty annoying especially if they are much slower than you because now you have a tired maniac messing up your rhythm
That pesky one stepper!
That’s me 😎😎I know I’m pretty bad but I like to troll people constantly on my 5k races ✊
There is a guy here that was running barefoot, short shorts, and shirtless while it was below freezing. That guy lives rent free in my head.
Here is a distance denier (but only if shorter), excuse maker and latecomer. I'm a hopeless case 😅
Why am I laughing so hard at the excuse makers post “running with my SLOW friend”?!?
How about the one who:
-Eats or drinks stuff every 5 seconds while running
-keeps on bumping into the general public while running
-always forgets something such as music or headphones and needs to go back home to grab it
-the one who always needs the toilet while running
LOL short shorts right here! :D
🙋🏻♂️
I'm the shirtless runner.. Only above 15 degrees haha
I’m usually the one-stepper...well sometime competition alway gets me going
Ahhhh, we know your type...
Too funny. I got a good laugh. I see a little bit of me in all the types.
Here is one that is not on video that I am.....the newbie trying to keep up with everyone (but fall behind anyway after 6 strides) and pretending you know what they are talking about half the time.
Well...I was the late runner....now I feel like the tech guy. Interesting transition and I find myself having some of the best runs when I just don't worry about times concentrating more on what the run feels like.
No watch runs are great for a reset 👍
I have all the gear! Maybe not the latest or the best but I want to have it! It makes me motivated to do more because I already put money into running.
i’m definitely the excuse runner 😂
Hahaha.... absolutely brilliant....Just off to categorise my running buddies.... 👍🏼
And which one are you, Si?
Have to admit... distance denier.....real pet hate although I will finish the race distance...If it's too long I will shorten my time accordingly 😂
Yeh, don’t be that guy that stops short...especially when it’s a chip timed event! 🙈
@@runningchannel Well...today's half marathon was 500m short 🤷🏼♂️....I am just going to assume they all work themselves level and stop moaning 😉
The short shorts got me :D
I am sooooo glad I found this channel!! You all make my day lol, you are all super funny :)
Thanks Scott 👍
@@runningchannel you are soooo welcome and have a great weekend!!
I’m the short shorts and the shirtless guy😂😂 I’m the worst of the combinations😂😂
This is sooo funny thanks guys I know at least 3 of them...I'm gone share this...😂😂😂😂xx
Haha! Which ones?
@@runningchannel number 2 number 4 and number 5....I've just shared it with my running friends on FB....😁😁😁x
Number 6. Guilty as charged! lol
Happy hump day!😀 🐪
Nice to see you Kate. This clip completely made my morning @runningchannel ❤🙌
Thanks for watching Kevin! 👌 Good start to the day.
Short short guy is me. Its motivation to look the part!
And they’re comfy, huh?
This was hilarious and so true😄😂😂
😂👍
5 is definately me! No matter what time i get up before a parkrun i always seem to get there just in time. Even got my 10k pb because of this running to the park run just as people were called into the funnel, literally chucked my bag into the pile and we were off. One of the only times ive ran a parkrun with a drink in hand to.
Haha!! Yup, you’re just like Anna
That one kid at parkrun who sets off at world record pace
💪
Just subscribed to your channel last week and I think your content is awesome! Keep up the good work! I'm learning loads and have adopted soo much!
Awesome, thank you Jay! Glad you're learning loads and if you ever have any questions, just drop us a message :-)
Im the short short and late comer haha. sometimes no shorts. I ran at 12 midnight :D It's good
Love it and yes I know the majority of those runners..... Short, shorts are a thing, right? Lol
But which one are you❓❔
The Running Channel short, shorts 😎 it’s hot over here in Spain, I can get away with it 😀
Trying to become a reformed excuse maker 😉
Haha! It’s SO hard not to say it. It just sneaks out sometimes...
As an excuse maker, I feel attacked lol
Haha 😂. Thanks for watching Kate!
The one who always wants to beat you
When I come up short on the distance, I figure I must have really cut all those corners good..😂. I’m only upset if the distance is longer on my watch!! 😂
Haha! Fair enough
I’m the complaining how I feel after girl. But for this video, I’m the gear girl
😂
Did a 7 mile race in August, I'm sorry I walked in my sports bra I was so hot after the race (kind of soaked too since I cooled under a sprinkler for what seemed ages). Don't worry put a top back on just before I left the park and jumped on the train back home
Hahahaha that roller thingy came out of no where. That was genius
3:00 This is me😂
😂
I have also missed the starting gun in each of my last few races because I was in the port-a-potty. Does that make me a latecomer? I was there, I just have a tiny bladder.
#4 is so accurate when my team runs very recovery turns into a race
What about the nosy runner? 😄 Just looking for mistakes real or imagined that he/she just has to point out to you 😂 and of course start preaching 😂
Im the sprinter who decided to turn to distance end of last year and now complains about how much I hate distance 😂😂
All the gear one ... hahah , but that actually motivates me to go outside! 🤍🔥💪🏻
it is a great motivator!
Lol, I'll be with latest gear and running shirtless ))))
That's the end.....I've gotta run!!! 🏃♂️
I'm definitly runner no 8 and I'm proud of it :)
I’m normally the one-stepper and the all gear rolled into one at my local parkrun 😂😂😂
Ha!
So funny lol 😂
Yup, I hate to stop before I've gone the distance. When I'm on a track and it's 90 degrees early in the morning and no one is there, I'll take my soaking wet shirt off. Guilty.
I’m definitely the tech guy, for sure!
What’s your favourite bit of tech?
The excuse maker .😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 So funny
😂
Haha, I used to be a junction jogger. Now I just wait and lean on a post. Maybe it's an age thing. Haha
I identify with the latecomer and junction jogger most tbh
At least you admit to it! 😂🙌
Definitely #2
I set a 5k PR at a race where my watch measured the route as 3.06 miles. So, according to Garmin and Strava it isn't my PR even though I had smashed my old time by enough to still be well into PR territory with an extra 0.04 miles. It turned me into a bit of a distance denier. So, if you ever see me keep running full speed passed the finish line, it is because I want to make sure my watch believes me the next time I set a PR.
The guy with baggy shorts over long tights... 😁
I'm an excuse maker, and my girlfriend almost exclusively runs in just a sports bra
Ha! We alllll know at least one of them!
I’m the one stepper 😬🤣
😂
The shirtless runner! Yes, tons of them here in Florida. Many even run races like that, with their race number pinned to their shorts. It's like they totally skipped the singlet section of the running store; bought their shoes, shorts, and socks and got out of there.
Haha, based off this video, I'd say I'm the short-shorts one-stepper.
Ha ha! Im the jogger on the spot when i have to stop at a crossing!
Haha, we've all been there!
Guilty excuse maker :P Literally just entitled my last run "Waaaaaaaay too hot" XD
😂😂😂
Omg I’m the junction jogger 😆 Also the distance denier but only this one time when Strava told me I’d only done 1 mile on a 1.5 mile time trial!
Haha! We can't help it! 🤷♀️
The most annoying runner to me is the Humble Bragger: "Oh, I had a shit run today I could ONLY do 12 miles at an 8 minute pace, I'm SOOOO out of shape" Closely related to the One Upper Runner "Oh, you ran 10 miles in cold rain? Well this morning I had to do 12 miles in hail with lightening strikes all around me and my shoe broke"
I would say most runners that fall in to these categories tend to overlap.
Short shorts enhancing performance? More like: after my run I notice a trail of blood because my inner thigh flesh has been chafed off... Waiting for a part two, seen many typed in the comments
Ouch!! Yes, watch this space for part 2....coming soon! In the meantime, do you recognise yourself in the 10 Ways You Know You're A Runner?
ruclips.net/video/3ucO6qzSEj8/видео.html
Junction runner, for sure.
Ok I'm the one stepper, I don't do it intentionally, but I'm a twin and am naturally competitive, so if someone is right behind me, about to go past me, or even in front of me I'll run faster.
Also, what about the excuse maker that says they're going to do the run then makes excuses last minute why they can't.
Yeah you doing well just like me dudes! 😄😁😃👍💯🥳🍀
Short short runner here. About to be a shirtless short short guy lol as well I consider myself the “meteorologist “runner, the runner who know the barometric pressure and rain times lol
😂
Mint video.
Thanks!
I’m the short shorts + the no shirt!
My whole team, guys and girls, are shirtless runners. None of us wear shirts, and on times when we are forced to wear shirts, we all complain
I live in west Texas and in the summer it gets up to 100 almost every day. So I am definitely shirtless with short shorts.
That sounds reasonable! And VERY warm! 😅
If I was a guy there is no way Id ever run with a shirt on. Everytime I see a shirtless guy running Im jealous 😂
Hilarious! Please see eleven most annoying pianists too!
The junction jogger! That's me 😅
Haha, we've all been there!
Love short shorts
We all do, secretly.