21:00 is probably my favorite moment from this episode, simply because of what crendor says and then the fact that he's on jesses screen for maybe 2 frames XD
Honestly, I don't get why people like Telekinisis. Maybe just because rather than go to the effort of finding, picking up, and throwing a car, I'd rather throw a ball of fire and be done with it. Not to mention the killer chain reactions Fire Blast causes when fully upgraded just destroy everything.
if you complete all the TK rifts with golds, telekinesis becomes OP as hell ;p although i do agree the fireball with explosive deaths upgrade is also a good way to get the job done
No, it's the 20x20 square to the left of that, because the one in the middle (where the blinking "reload' appears in a lot of games) is downstairs too.
love it... Jesse: Awe! I didn't get to keep the car! Game: wireframe peacemaker unlock Jesse: *completely fails to notice the gigantic letters on his screen*
Jesse, any car that you get through the Virus Injection activities are automatically added to your garage once you beat that mission. Just call up your vehicle delivery service and look for the Wireframe Peacemaker.
Haven't watched this in a long time, my favorite part of this episode is when Crendor discovers that he can buy sweatpants and Jesse tells him that he shouldn't be buying sweatpants and Crendor says that he's going to buy the sweatpants lol. I think sweatpants are extremely comfortable and especially the ones I have and those are Puma sweatpants, just got them today lol.
The Tiny pistol is the Cricket from The Men in Black... I was yelling it at the screen when Jesse was like, "That one movie..." Shouldn't expect anything more from Jesse anyways...
Don't know if anyone answered you already, but: There is a little tab next to the search bar that says "uploads" on it. Hit the little down arrow to access the drop-down menu, and click the "dashboard" option. Once you're in the dashboard, your Inbox will be the fifth option in the list on the left. :)
Actually, I'm pretty sure that car is a potential reference to the car in AutoMan that Cursor turns into. Look it up sometime, was a short lived show waaaaay back in 1983.
Oh Jesse, dear dear Jesse, you're supposed to use your boost meter to power through those barriers that pop up so you can get extra points that build upon a combo meter. You could have easily achieved a gold virus if you would have just used your boost meter.
Thank you for the reply. That is such a weird place to put it - why would mail be in the upload tab? Don't know why RUclips keeps moving things around without telling us what they have done.
Jesse, FYI if you holster your guns when you go into a store, you will not have a bajillion cops shooting at you outside. If you have a gun out in the store, the game thinks you are robbing the store.
So was I only the one whose mind flashed to Macross for a second when Crendor started rambling about aliens "listening to our songs" at 14:24? Probably my mind is quite likely too full of cheesy sci-fi for it's own good.
Jesse, don't do too many of the activities in the open world if you're planning to do the side missions for your crew mates later on. If you do, they'll basically just auto-complete and you won't get any of the dialogue for them.
It's not there for me- I found your reply by checking my email. However the /inbox tip is very useful, thank you for that. Not sure if i'm blind or what but the 'messages' that used to be on the left hand side isn't there anymore. Everything else is there though. Just these youtube changes messing things up again.
Probably one of the hundreds if not thousands who will say: HOW DID YOU NOT SEE THAT YOU UNLOCKED THAT VEHICLE WHEN YOU COMPLETED THE MISSION!? IT WAS A HUGE SIGN SAYING CAR UNLOCKED! and yes I used all caps on purpose. Also one of the reasons I like you Jesse :) Hehe...
Please don't ignore so many clusters! You keep gliding past them when it would be so easy to just land quickly and pick them up. Don't you want to upgrade your super powers? Also, if you want to have a nice flight to your destination, just aim the abduction gun at your own feet and you'll be lifted up into the air, and when you reach maximum height (the gun doesn't hurt you), you can just glide over the city to wherever you want to go.
Hey Jesse/crendor can you call Homies more often to help you out? Even if you don't want it, it's kinda fun and when you have two named homies (I.E Kinzie/Matt) they talk to each other and say silly things, I just htink it would be fun =X. Also when you see Big Purp, recruit him so you can revive him when he goes down and obviously follow you guys around! This is of course just a suggestion, love the videos
I want a montage of all the times Jesse says "that's dumbest thing I've ever heard" after Crendor says something during this play through. get on it internet
You can't do that with mission vehicles, however he seems to have missed that virus collection vehicles get added to the phone after the mission is complete...
Crendor should release a Crendor brand of singlets and sweatpants and then Jesse can release a range of hoodies under the Jesse Cox sub brand (a Crendor subsidiary)
jesse the tiny pistol is a reference to the 1st men in black movie where will smith gets the tiny pistol but gets thrown back every time he fires it :D
If jesse would invest money into 1 gun and then move onto the next one he would have much more effective weapons, rather than an arsenal of semi-defective weapons.
i like how jessie has spent so much time with dodger that he's picked up her trait of repetedly shouting 'dicks' when things go wrong
omfg. It is the Noisy Cricket gun.
"Ohhhh it wouldn't let me have that car"
Vehicle - Wireframe Peacemaker
UNLOCKED
Yep.
21:00 is probably my favorite moment from this episode, simply because of what crendor says and then the fact that he's on jesses screen for maybe 2 frames XD
"Aww, we didn't get the car" wireframe peacemaker vehicle unlocked!
I love crendor's enthusiasm of sweatpants
Honestly, I don't get why people like Telekinisis. Maybe just because rather than go to the effort of finding, picking up, and throwing a car, I'd rather throw a ball of fire and be done with it. Not to mention the killer chain reactions Fire Blast causes when fully upgraded just destroy everything.
if you complete all the TK rifts with golds, telekinesis becomes OP as hell ;p although i do agree the fireball with explosive deaths upgrade is also a good way to get the job done
"this gun is the best" after it being the only one he got the super upgrade for
Right when I'm running out of videos to watch, these episodes always manage to pop up when just at the right moment
I get that Jesse isn't very good at games but it's seriously like he's going out of his way to suck at the Speed Rift.
Sometimes I feel bad that I'm not as good at some games as I want to be, but then I watch Jesse's videos and instantly feel better.
Jesse: "There's a naked man..."
Crendor: "Ooooohhhhh"
18:15
*Jesse sees 3 EMT's*
Jesse: there's like 15 EMT's in here!
14:20 Crendor almost described the plot of Pixels 2 years before it came out.
so does it annoy anyone else that the text popping up on the damn screen said they unlocked the car?
that EMT in the gunshop part instantly reminded me of a couple days ago when i saw a bunch of firefighters smoking in GTA 5 in the station.
Jesse when you use your burst for those you can break the barricades for points you can see they are red but when you use boost they turn blue.
ok, jesse, crendor, FOR FUCKS SAKE, READ THE GODDANMED INSTRUCTIONS AND YOU WILL WIN
Jesse, you can "combo" freeze blast, stomp and TK. They are on separate recharge timers.
No, it's the 20x20 square to the left of that, because the one in the middle (where the blinking "reload' appears in a lot of games) is downstairs too.
love it...
Jesse: Awe! I didn't get to keep the car!
Game: wireframe peacemaker unlock
Jesse: *completely fails to notice the gigantic letters on his screen*
i love how Jesse is like, it wouldnt let me get that car, and in big bold letters it says "vehicle unlocked - wireframe piecemaker"
Uploading at midnight? Jesse understands me so well
''apparently I've lost the ability to do anything''
story of my life
*big fat UNLOCKED on screen* it wouldn't let me get the car! Jesse, you are the best and the worst, and we will never forget or let you forget it.
Jesse, any car that you get through the Virus Injection activities are automatically added to your garage once you beat that mission. Just call up your vehicle delivery service and look for the Wireframe Peacemaker.
-Upgrade your Melee Muscles to max
-Upgrade the Tentacle bat to max
-Enjoy seeing people and cars fly across the map when you hit them
Haven't watched this in a long time, my favorite part of this episode is when Crendor discovers that he can buy sweatpants and Jesse tells him that he shouldn't be buying sweatpants and Crendor says that he's going to buy the sweatpants lol. I think sweatpants are extremely comfortable and especially the ones I have and those are Puma sweatpants, just got them today lol.
the running thing reminds me of the later Sonic games on Genisis where you ran down the course collecting rings until you got to the Chaos Emerald
the gun is a reference to MIB. and if you climb the easternmost tower, there's a secret vehicle at the top
The Tiny pistol is the Cricket from The Men in Black... I was yelling it at the screen when Jesse was like, "That one movie..." Shouldn't expect anything more from Jesse anyways...
those glitchy virus injections are the perfect time for a missing no. reference
Don't know if anyone answered you already, but:
There is a little tab next to the search bar that says "uploads" on it. Hit the little down arrow to access the drop-down menu, and click the "dashboard" option. Once you're in the dashboard, your Inbox will be the fifth option in the list on the left. :)
Jesse - the virus cars - once you deliver them and complete their missions you get the car in your garage. So you've got that cool car.
Oh. Well, then. Probably should pay attention to those more. Can't wait!
Actually, I'm pretty sure that car is a potential reference to the car in AutoMan that Cursor turns into. Look it up sometime, was a short lived show waaaaay back in 1983.
Never.
Stop.
This.
Totally worth watching this at midnight!
Oh Jesse, dear dear Jesse, you're supposed to use your boost meter to power through those barriers that pop up so you can get extra points that build upon a combo meter. You could have easily achieved a gold virus if you would have just used your boost meter.
When you use the speed boost Jesse, collide with the barriers, you get more points. Cool vid though as usual
Good work Jesse, you found the secret gun that Uberhaxornova was too rushed to find. He was too impatient to look behind him on a chair.
jesse cox only man who can say " oh no i dident get it, it woudlent let me have it" just as MASSIVE text says PEACEMAKER WIRE FRAME UNLOCKED
I'm so glad that Crendor reminded me of that song The Funk Soul Brother.
I gotta say, that Noisy Cricket is awesome.
Actualy he even manages to ignore dialogue, that's why he didn't even knew how to repair the battle armor.
The Tiny Alien Gun is a reference to the Noisy Cricket from MIB
Thank you for the reply. That is such a weird place to put it - why would mail be in the upload tab?
Don't know why RUclips keeps moving things around without telling us what they have done.
Also, you Can save whatever you are driving or flying in by clicking C or N. You Can then Call Them by using your phone on the menu.
Jesse, FYI if you holster your guns when you go into a store, you will not have a bajillion cops shooting at you outside. If you have a gun out in the store, the game thinks you are robbing the store.
So was I only the one whose mind flashed to Macross for a second when Crendor started rambling about aliens "listening to our songs" at 14:24? Probably my mind is quite likely too full of cheesy sci-fi for it's own good.
"I like how it blows me back when I use it. It's like that gun from that movie." Or, you know, real life.
To clarify, I'm not talking about the gun, I'm talking about how the gun blows you back.
Connor Fegter no gun in real life blows you back like the noisy cricket
That great moment when you check how long you have left and there's still 15 minutes.
15:22 dying so let's change to a worse gun. Fail
Jesse, don't do too many of the activities in the open world if you're planning to do the side missions for your crew mates later on. If you do, they'll basically just auto-complete and you won't get any of the dialogue for them.
The guy in the short bus said "Aw man I have to trade this thing in for a bus pass"... Logic.exe not found
You need to go sub settings (settings button near sub button) and click show only videos in feed, it should fix it.
Jesse Cox, Crendor man!
Old hard @$$, that blue man!
Jesse is going to play all the horror games in Coxtober including Slamnesia A Machine For Pogs.
It's not there for me- I found your reply by checking my email. However the /inbox tip is very useful, thank you for that.
Not sure if i'm blind or what but the 'messages' that used to be on the left hand side isn't there anymore. Everything else is there though.
Just these youtube changes messing things up again.
"Hey, Hey Crendor, let pretend to be old, like we don't know What MIB is."
Probably one of the hundreds if not thousands who will say:
HOW DID YOU NOT SEE THAT YOU UNLOCKED THAT VEHICLE WHEN YOU COMPLETED THE MISSION!?
IT WAS A HUGE SIGN SAYING CAR UNLOCKED!
and yes I used all caps on purpose.
Also one of the reasons I like you Jesse :)
Hehe...
Dear lord, having played this game to 100% completion of activities (all golds), watching Jesse play the Speed Rift caused ultra butt-clench mode XD
04:30 that might be Crendor's best rap ever
the cricket... "WHOA WATCH WHERE YOU'RE POINTING THAT THING!"
Please don't ignore so many clusters! You keep gliding past them when it would be so easy to just land quickly and pick them up. Don't you want to upgrade your super powers?
Also, if you want to have a nice flight to your destination, just aim the abduction gun at your own feet and you'll be lifted up into the air, and when you reach maximum height (the gun doesn't hurt you), you can just glide over the city to wherever you want to go.
Jesse, you have that Peacemaker car in your Gateway Garage now.
Read the popups on the screen, dude. They're pretty big and in-the-way.
Jesse ! :) Could you play some of the in-game radiostations in the background..? :)
lol, like how he completely missed it saying the Peacemaker Wireframe was unlocked xD
Hey Jesse/crendor can you call Homies more often to help you out? Even if you don't want it, it's kinda fun and when you have two named homies (I.E Kinzie/Matt) they talk to each other and say silly things, I just htink it would be fun =X.
Also when you see Big Purp, recruit him so you can revive him when he goes down and obviously follow you guys around!
This is of course just a suggestion, love the videos
I love how jesse shoots the black guy and only the black guy in the room XD
Just in case you didn't realize Jesse, the "tiny gun" is a reference to the noisy cricket, it's not just a coincidence :P
Unlocking the vehicle means you can call it up at any time. Unlocking a vehicle IS saving a vehicle.
Hearing Crendor sing fat boy slim made me smile.
Jesse, don't tell Crendor that he's freaking the kids out and that he shouldn't say what'd in his head~ Let him rap because it's hilarious~~~ :D
Jesse and Crendog.. Press tab, pick up the phone and call for any car you have unlocked. The peachmaker wir is there.
I love references, another reason to like WoW
God... the song they were singing, funk soul brother... Memories from Fifa, I think Fifa 99?
If the tiny pistol had a fast recharge upgrade then it'd become godlyXD imagine jesse using it
"No tigers were please during the making of this video."
*Tiger Woods dislikes this episode*
A lot of things in this game remind me of Destroy all Humans
CID makes a final fantasy reference. So the circle is complete.
You should really take some counting lessons, Jesse XD Three EMTs? FIFTEEN EMTS IN HERE!
I want a montage of all the times Jesse says "that's dumbest thing I've ever heard" after Crendor says something during this play through. get on it internet
god while watching jesse and crendor play i facepalm so hard sometimes.... the butt must clench to enjoy some of their videos :D
(Across the screen in all caps) \
"UNLOCKED WIREFRAME PEACEMAKER"
Jesse: Aww, i didn't get the car!
You can't do that with mission vehicles, however he seems to have missed that virus collection vehicles get added to the phone after the mission is complete...
For all those weird virus injection missions, the coders found a bunch of glitches in the game and was like "LETS MAKETHIS
Crendor should release a Crendor brand of singlets and sweatpants and then Jesse can release a range of hoodies under the Jesse Cox sub brand (a Crendor subsidiary)
jesse: thats a... naked man.
Crendor:OOOOOHH
jesse the tiny pistol is a reference to the 1st men in black movie where will smith gets the tiny pistol but gets thrown back every time he fires it :D
no doubt about it
Thank god Jesse recognized what movie the Tiny Pistol is from, I was worried there for a second.
youtube doesn't show me any of my subscriptions videos D:
the last video it says that was posted 24 hours ago,is it just for me?
He mentioned in one of his Q&As that he will play it, but not now since everyone is playing it. I think he said he'd do it for Halloween.
FINALLY A RUclipsR THAT KNOWS THE REFERENCE TO MEN IN BLACK
HOLY SHIT JESSE'S CHARACTER IS VOICED BY THE GUY THAT DOES MEDICS VOICE IN TF2!!!!!
wants to kill people with the tiny gun
gets angry when crendor follows him and decides to shop
If jesse would invest money into 1 gun and then move onto the next one he would have much more effective weapons, rather than an arsenal of semi-defective weapons.
why dont you do the co-op special missions?
THANK YOU! YOU ARE MY HERO! I LOVE YOU!