Volition are the ultimate trolls. They tease Johnny returning, and even title the quest Back by Popular Demand, then they bring back classic Shaundi, which people also wanted back.
"Is there anyone else to murder?" LOOK AT THE BLOODY MINIMAP OR THE TRIANGLES POINTING THEM OUT! I swear, Jesse spends more time LOOKING for marked people than KILLING them.
Jesse the side missions are basically just the random orange missions that are on the map if you see one near you just do it. It will complete for the side mission's and you can go onto the ship and talk to the character that gives the quest for that for power upgrades.
Jesse, for the speed rifts when you boost you want to hit the barriers as it will give you points and extend your boost in the same way hitting orbs will! Though speed rifts are easy to pass with 2 people so do what you wanna do :)
Hey Jesse, you know you can use Middle Mouse instead of Q for your Ice / Telekinesis powers. It helps you avoid accidentally pausing while you're playing. Keep up the awesome series
I have honestly never yelled at my screen as much as I have with these videos. I keep shouting "JUST USE NORMAL ATTACKS, ITS JUST AS STRONG AND WITH LESS TIME!!!"
Jesse you're supposed to hit the barriers in the speed rift while boost is active, it gives you more points and extends your boost. That's the whole point of that mechanic.
Jesse! For a good time, use your phone to summon in a couple of homies to run around with you. Depending on who you pick, they will have random conversations. Pick Shaundi and Keith David for an example (but there are many, many more).
Gotta love how Jesse manages to activate his Speed Rift burst at the point where he will receive the least points possible - every single time. It's almost too perfectly timed. ;)
kinda disappointed it was Veteran Child they brought back instead of Mr. Sunshine. ..........also i was half expecting Fun Shaundi to go all "I am a Shadow, the True Self" when Shaundi said she wasn't her, and then you'd have to do a boss fight and then Shaundi would get a Persona.
Jesse you know in the Rifts, you can use the burst to turn the Ramps into "Blue" instead of red, and running over the blue gives points instead of knocking you back :P
All I do now when I watch these is count how many time crendor repeats what jesse just said, I'm sat on edge counting the seconds from start and boom he's off in the 1st minute....
Jesse: Has fun playing his own way RUclips comments: "Gaaah, it's so freaking annoying how he uses no guns!" Oh RUclips comments, you have and you will never change
I'm so glad i decided to stay awake. The 6 hour difference between England and America bites in terms of waiting for uploads lol. nearly 1 am here and it's. what, 8 over there lol.
The only things your missing out is the Shaundi's loyalty mission (which Jesse & Crendor just did) and the Rectifier weapon from the Season Pass. If you don't mind not doign this particular weapon and the rest of SR4 looks like you'd enjoy playing it, then I'd get it. The rectifier is also nothing to really be bothered about missing out on either.
It's amazing how the directions for the mini game are on the screen as Jesse is doing it and he still doesn't notice or do it right...... My butt.... it clenches so god damn hard.
Just as Information: In the running Mini-Game you have to ram the Wall with Charge active for Bonus Points. Otherwise you can't get Gold in these mini-games.
I like that they didn't seem to figure out that they had unlimited power here. I ended up spamming fire blast at all the VChilds and getting confused on how to finish him my first go. :)
It was cut from the Australian version, not the UK version. AFAIK, the UK version is identical to the rest of the world, apart from Australia. That's why you can play coop with anyone, except those who have the Australian version.
AD got it incorrect - this is the mission that was censored from the Australian version, not the UK version. The ACB ruled against this mission because it portrays drugs in a positive manner - ie there is a positive reward for using them - which is against Australia's laws. Thus this mission was completely removed for the Australian edition. AD likely bought the game from a online UK store, and failed to notice they were selling him the censored Australian version & not the uncut ROW version.
Because of the changes made in the Aussie Censored version, anyone with the Australian censored version can only play with those who also have the censored version. This means those with the Aussie version can not play with those who have the ROW uncensored version.
I want to see Jesse Play GTA5 with Crendor. "Skydiving with Crendor" "Golfing with Crendor" "Going to the doctor to test for Herpes with Crendor" It would be great!
So I'm from Australia and they removed this mission from the AU version so I never got to experience this. :( Guess I'll have to go out and get my own drugs to try it out!
Oh jesse, you didnt even realize that the alien drugs made it so there was no recharge on super powers and you could spam fire blast and your other powers...
I'm so glad the end of the Veteran Child fight didn't force the Boss to choose which type of Shaundi would survive.
Volition are the ultimate trolls. They tease Johnny returning, and even title the quest Back by Popular Demand, then they bring back classic Shaundi, which people also wanted back.
And FAAAAAABULOOOOOOOOOOOOUSSSS!
I love how Veteran Child is voiced by Neil Patrick Harris in this game. The voice cast is really fucking good.
Crendor says the funniest things sometimes, and I'm pretty sure he's being 100% serious every time.
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"Is there anyone else to murder?" LOOK AT THE BLOODY MINIMAP OR THE TRIANGLES POINTING THEM OUT! I swear, Jesse spends more time LOOKING for marked people than KILLING them.
Jesse and crendor: Have unlimited powers, never use them once for most of the mission
There are times when I wish Jesse never discovered the 'F' key.
Welcome to the mission that caused this game to be denied classification in Australia
Jesse the side missions are basically just the random orange missions that are on the map if you see one near you just do it. It will complete for the side mission's and you can go onto the ship and talk to the character that gives the quest for that for power upgrades.
Jesse, for the speed rifts when you boost you want to hit the barriers as it will give you points and extend your boost in the same way hitting orbs will! Though speed rifts are easy to pass with 2 people so do what you wanna do :)
Well, you found the part that got SR4 banned in Australia, encouraging drug use by giving you super powers for doing it.
I WANT ALIEN DRUGS, MY GOD I WANT ALIEN DRUGS!
Hey Jesse, you know you can use Middle Mouse instead of Q for your Ice / Telekinesis powers. It helps you avoid accidentally pausing while you're playing. Keep up the awesome series
I have honestly never yelled at my screen as much as I have with these videos. I keep shouting "JUST USE NORMAL ATTACKS, ITS JUST AS STRONG AND WITH LESS TIME!!!"
Such a great message. such a funny yet totally ineffective delivery.
Between the dubstep gun and the Veteran Child this game has some awesome music
Jesse you're supposed to hit the barriers in the speed rift while boost is active, it gives you more points and extends your boost. That's the whole point of that mechanic.
Jesse! For a good time, use your phone to summon in a couple of homies to run around with you. Depending on who you pick, they will have random conversations. Pick Shaundi and Keith David for an example (but there are many, many more).
Gotta love how Jesse manages to activate his Speed Rift burst at the point where he will receive the least points possible - every single time. It's almost too perfectly timed. ;)
kinda disappointed it was Veteran Child they brought back instead of Mr. Sunshine.
..........also i was half expecting Fun Shaundi to go all "I am a Shadow, the True Self" when Shaundi said she wasn't her, and then you'd have to do a boss fight and then Shaundi would get a Persona.
while i'd love to have mr Sunshine return (he is voicing on the reggae station by the way) he had nothing to do with Shaundi.
Jesse you know in the Rifts, you can use the burst to turn the Ramps into "Blue" instead of red, and running over the blue gives points instead of knocking you back :P
Let us all embrace the fact that Jesse Cox single handedly turned the thoughts of many young children.
cartography?
mapmaking?
crendor makes maps?
i think you mean calligraphy/fonts bud.
...I'd like to see Crendor make maps if he had more artistic ability. CrenMaps, a new app that shows you poor quality maps that still work!
All I do now when I watch these is count how many time crendor repeats what jesse just said, I'm sat on edge counting the seconds from start and boom he's off in the 1st minute....
Jesse: Has fun playing his own way
RUclips comments: "Gaaah, it's so freaking annoying how he uses no guns!"
Oh RUclips comments, you have and you will never change
I cant wait to hear Jesse and Crendors reaction to Pierces quest.
i finished this game a few days ago, and i cannot wait to see your reaction to the ending jesse.... it will be glorious!
I'm so glad i decided to stay awake. The 6 hour difference between England and America bites in terms of waiting for uploads lol. nearly 1 am here and it's. what, 8 over there lol.
Thank you crendor for actually using your abilities and good weapons, too bad we'll never see your pov.
I love it when you guys rap. It's awesome! :)
"I did not used to be cool"
Never change Crendor
Does Jesse ever pay attention to tutorials?
"What is wrong with the people in this city? No one knows how to drive" *Crashes into car and hits sign*
The only things your missing out is the Shaundi's loyalty mission (which Jesse & Crendor just did) and the Rectifier weapon from the Season Pass. If you don't mind not doign this particular weapon and the rest of SR4 looks like you'd enjoy playing it, then I'd get it. The rectifier is also nothing to really be bothered about missing out on either.
It's amazing how the directions for the mini game are on the screen as Jesse is doing it and he still doesn't notice or do it right...... My butt.... it clenches so god damn hard.
The dubstep gun has an amazing effect on cars.
i love the dubstep gun crendor has it sounds awesome
also I just warched crendor vs tb in hearthsotone and was like I NEED MORE FROM THESE PEOPLE
Just as Information:
In the running Mini-Game you have to ram the Wall with Charge active for Bonus Points. Otherwise you can't get Gold in these mini-games.
10:00 - 12:00
best game time ever seen. period
I like that they didn't seem to figure out that they had unlimited power here. I ended up spamming fire blast at all the VChilds and getting confused on how to finish him my first go. :)
It was cut from the Australian version, not the UK version. AFAIK, the UK version is identical to the rest of the world, apart from Australia. That's why you can play coop with anyone, except those who have the Australian version.
hey, Jesse your awesome! Love the Saints Row videos!
Jesse I don't think you noticed the alien drugs removed all your power cool downs and stamina bar. You can spam fireballs in that mission.
3 big purps and 2 shaundis best crew ever.
Yay! Chinese food and studying and Jesse! Perfect!
He has two distinct play styles, Saints Row and Skyrim. Which one he uses in a game is usually determined in the first 12 seconds of game play :)
what songs where playing during the Veteran Child/DJVC part?
Man, Phsycosomatic is like THE best mission.
Jesse, the abduction gun is cool. But think of the alternative...... DUBSTEP GUN! Crendor has the right idea!
sooooo I could watch this ALL the time
"I F'ed that guy's heart right out of his body" is the exact quote (as in, F is the button to press when melee-ing, so he F'ed him)
I think you need to be less concerned about this and more concerned about what both Shaundi's are going to be getting up to later in the simulation.
7:28 Jesse! You killed Big Purp!
Id love for Jesse to look a mini map, just one day!
18:48 what is the name of that glorious soundtrack?
if this is the only thing I'm missing out in Australia maybe SR4 is worth getting
I really hope they don't go through this without knowing they have unlimited power when they're high.
You have to call out Fun Shaundi and Keith. the conversation they have is great
Jesse, when you're in a speed rift, using the speed burst thing allows you to break through walls for extra points, just fyi =/
AD got it incorrect - this is the mission that was censored from the Australian version, not the UK version. The ACB ruled against this mission because it portrays drugs in a positive manner - ie there is a positive reward for using them - which is against Australia's laws. Thus this mission was completely removed for the Australian edition.
AD likely bought the game from a online UK store, and failed to notice they were selling him the censored Australian version & not the uncut ROW version.
But they're way more interesting than doing it by yourself. Yeah, Super powers are cool too. But the vehicles (and Big Purp) are amazing.
"I Fed that guy's heart right out of his chest!: -Jesse Cox 2013
crendor : why is Jesse cox so weird
siri : ...
Jesse : she has no answer for you...no one does
Because of the changes made in the Aussie Censored version, anyone with the Australian censored version can only play with those who also have the censored version. This means those with the Aussie version can not play with those who have the ROW uncensored version.
In honour of Jesse and The Crendog me and my friends GTA V crew uses titles ranging from tiny purp to massive purp just 'cause
I want to see Jesse Play GTA5 with Crendor. "Skydiving with Crendor" "Golfing with Crendor" "Going to the doctor to test for Herpes with Crendor" It would be great!
Thanks, is the restriction still on to force us to play with just people here in Australia you know?
MOAR COX'nCrendor in the morning
gets a game that lets him play any way he wants, doesn't play the way i want him to, makes me piss my pants on the internet
Minus the studying part you've got yourself a great night.
I just noticed that in the ending thing they have a little genki dancing across the globe
Has infinite, no cooldown, empowered powers. Uses them a total of 6 times.
9:48
It is. It really is. Anyone know the title of that track?
Wooo, fun has been delivered to my local interweb.
Might look at the rewards that you get for each mission, you might find something you like..
God damnit they went that whole mission without spamming powers!
Trackchoise in thise game is AWESOME!!
The press release version IS on Steam. It's just a special code.
Drugs giving an Edge!? Is this the quest that was taken out of the Australian version?
So I'm from Australia and they removed this mission from the AU version so I never got to experience this. :( Guess I'll have to go out and get my own drugs to try it out!
I wanna see them get the new elements for their powers.
"That's what he said about heeeeerrr!": -Jesse Cox 2012 TM
14:19 HAHAHAHA this part is so funny to me.
Well that and they give you unlimited powers with no recharge. Too bad Jesse and Crendor didn't even try.
BEST ENDING RAP SO FAR
wait, wait, i'm in australia and i got the game when it came out but i still got to do that mission when i played.
Only this one? Not the other drug related missions after this?
could DJVC be an anagram for JCVD, meaning Jean-Claude Van Damme?
I need more!
Okay I won't be able to stop saying "Pump some thunder" now when talking about.... stuff.
The reason you want DJ Veteran Child is cause he's voiced by NPH!
Oh jesse, you didnt even realize that the alien drugs made it so there was no recharge on super powers and you could spam fire blast and your other powers...
jesse bro cmon man even though the hot pizza song is dead in saints row 4 you gotta sing it man
So this must be the mission that got cut from the australian version. Oh well at least i can still watch it i guess...
Why can't you import it? Is the uncensored version contraband? I always wondered.
Dear lord Jesse... The game shows indications on the screen AND on the mini map as to where enemies and objectives are, why do you never see them? XD
Fun Fact: The voice of DJ Veteran Child is Niel Patrick Harris
Oh my God!! I just realised something!!! Just like Shaundi, Total Biscuit is Jesse in the future!!!!
*explosions in backround lol