Escaping A Pink Minecraft Prison

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  • Опубликовано: 11 ноя 2024

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  • @creepig
    @creepig 4 года назад +484

    "It's un-unalivable, and can k i l l you in 1 hit" he tried lol

    • @nadeflare
      @nadeflare 4 года назад +2

      69 likes

    • @creepig
      @creepig 4 года назад +2

      @@nadeflare nice

    • @allenrui4417
      @allenrui4417 4 года назад +2

      @@creepig yup

    • @kevlill
      @kevlill 4 года назад +2

      lol i realized it as well

  • @BombShot
    @BombShot 4 года назад +192

    I don't think I've ever yelled "JARDON YOU FOOL!" harder than him not realizing he can bust the bars to shoot the button

    • @limeisallowed2119
      @limeisallowed2119 4 года назад

      @Charlotte Kaminski what?

    • @emmaporter8160
      @emmaporter8160 Год назад

      I don’t know missing that chest in Gordon’s room was a close second.

  • @TheSummerChu
    @TheSummerChu 4 года назад +668

    "It's un-unalivable..."
    Me: Oh, okay.
    "and it can kill you"
    Me: Wait, hol' up-

  • @royalrice5191
    @royalrice5191 4 года назад +257

    A few prisons out there are pink because studies show that the color pink reduces aggression in inmates, called Baker-Miller pink, but it does go by a couple other names.

    • @heartysmartysisters
      @heartysmartysisters 4 года назад +18

      Wow I had no idea cool fact

    • @wierdpeopleotherdude1422
      @wierdpeopleotherdude1422 4 года назад +16

      Eric Ogren I mean blind prisoners aren’t affected

    • @ILZE.77
      @ILZE.77 4 года назад +4

      Wierd people Other dude lmao

    • @bwgraphics6540
      @bwgraphics6540 4 года назад +17

      The away teams locker room at Iowa’s Kinnick Stadium is painted pink for that reason

    • @royalrice5191
      @royalrice5191 4 года назад +3

      Wierd people Other dude I think it’s pretty hard to commit a crime especially when you can’t see what you’re doing lmao

  • @hohesc-gangstah1012
    @hohesc-gangstah1012 4 года назад +37

    Jardon: talks about the uselessness of the bamboo-stick-recipe
    Me, having a villager farm and using tons of bamboo to sticks to get emeralds from the fletcher villager: :o

  • @cindygrape
    @cindygrape 4 года назад +18

    "I swear I'm alone, I'm always alone, you don't have to worry about that changing"
    wow, mood

  • @lalebilge2478
    @lalebilge2478 4 года назад +64

    you know your jardon is frustrated when he starts “fffffffffff”ing
    or when he “15:49

  • @johnguerrero7151
    @johnguerrero7151 4 года назад +28

    10:40 "I mustache you a question"
    Wow I haven't heard that joke since 2007

    • @antares946
      @antares946 4 года назад +6

      except that its actually on 10:32

  • @noahspencer720
    @noahspencer720 4 года назад +73

    It’s so interesting how when everything is pink it makes no pink things seem green

    • @averti6945
      @averti6945 4 года назад +1

      Uh no

    • @gurp4399
      @gurp4399 2 года назад

      that's colour theory for you.

  • @fireballminecart3354
    @fireballminecart3354 4 года назад +1

    15:50
    Capn sprklz: *jumps and fails*
    Also Capn sprklz: *ELEPHANT NOISE INTENSIFIES*

  • @notaerodynamic240
    @notaerodynamic240 4 года назад +24

    “Are you really gonna get bamboo to make sticks?” I live in a bamboo forest, I don’t see any trees here

  • @magicalex2346
    @magicalex2346 4 года назад +71

    “Bamboo is a way more valuable resource” except for the fact that you can zero tick bamboo and not saplings for wood

    • @nathandelaney2027
      @nathandelaney2027 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @keshav9548
      @keshav9548 4 года назад +10

      Zero ticks are breaking in 1.16 so...

    • @keshav9548
      @keshav9548 4 года назад +2

      @Shpetzie bedrock redstone is wierd I don't understand it

    • @nathandelaney2027
      @nathandelaney2027 4 года назад

      My isn’t zero tick it is just really big. also in bedrock

    • @Louis-ok3ry
      @Louis-ok3ry 2 года назад

      @Shpetzie no

  • @Malmorious
    @Malmorious 4 года назад +112

    Pink Sheep is cowering in fear...

  • @DroidXYZ
    @DroidXYZ 4 года назад +4

    15:50 I literally, not even kidding, do this every time i miss a jump in a parkour map...

  • @kirk1459
    @kirk1459 4 года назад +4

    15:50 baby elephant Jardon is back

  • @natalya3779
    @natalya3779 4 года назад +6

    bamboo grows so quickly though lmao it’s such an easy resource to get once you have one piece of bamboo you just have an infinite source of sticks
    it’s also faster than chopping a tree down for the lazy people like me

    • @gmuffin4543
      @gmuffin4543 4 года назад

      True you have to make wood->planks->sticks

  • @gouravkumarsingh7482
    @gouravkumarsingh7482 2 года назад +1

    This map is basically *an apple of my eye* as a pink lover... :)

  • @Mangosupers
    @Mangosupers 4 года назад +21

    Jorden: unalivable
    also Jorden: and can kill you in 1 hit
    Fantastic Jorden well done
    25:39

  • @ineptidudegaming9489
    @ineptidudegaming9489 4 года назад

    Bamboo's great at villager farms. It grows super fast, and you can farm it, turn it into sticks and sell the sticks in bulk to fletchers.

  • @harleylequin3987
    @harleylequin3987 4 года назад +1

    I remember that two bamboo stacked on top of each other will make a stick because I had a ton of bamboo but no trees in a survival world, so I used bamboo for my tools

  • @kayy_._
    @kayy_._ 4 года назад +22

    just finished watching fetus jardon, now we have muscle maron

  • @redgamer3834
    @redgamer3834 4 года назад

    Jordan: the monster is ununaliveable.
    Also Jordan: it can KILL you.

  • @stephenferguson778
    @stephenferguson778 4 года назад +1

    "ununilivavable and can kill you in 1 hit" Captain Sparkles 2020

  • @bidoofmon3940
    @bidoofmon3940 4 года назад

    Bro this dude literally got me through my childhood the hard and the good times much love man

  • @ВалентинРодригес
    @ВалентинРодригес 4 года назад +1

    Well done Captain ,you freed a known prisoner Joshua "Clink" Rogers that was responsible for a mass homicide in the 80s

  • @darksentinel082
    @darksentinel082 4 года назад

    I did remember the bamboo recipe! I have a bamboo farm (non-automated) just above my house in a survival world and if I need some sticks but don't wanna use the wood I just collected for a build, I'll just use some bamboo.

  • @AshrZ
    @AshrZ 4 года назад +82

    imagine posting this minutes after the MC Championship haha

    • @channel-jh7ef
      @channel-jh7ef 4 года назад +1

      @Dream drrwam!!!

    • @royalrice5191
      @royalrice5191 4 года назад +14

      Dream what do you gain from faking a popular account?

    • @CosmoEpic
      @CosmoEpic 4 года назад +12

      @Dream hi fake dream account

    • @DemonicRhythms
      @DemonicRhythms 4 года назад +1

      Who won?

    • @bear5180
      @bear5180 4 года назад +2

      DemonicRhythms not them. They got 6th place but idk who were on the winning team.

  • @luvsacaru2894
    @luvsacaru2894 4 года назад +7

    0:08 ok, I was confused for a bit. they look identical

  • @reaperz5677
    @reaperz5677 4 года назад +1

    Anyone else find it funny how he censored "unkillable" at 25:27, but he completely forgot to censor "kill" afterwards?

  • @edricccc
    @edricccc 4 года назад +1

    jardon: “have you seen a miss when it is lined up with the corner of the thing?”
    me: “flashbacks to all the horrible calls by the blue in baseball”

  • @chewieboi7914
    @chewieboi7914 4 года назад +1

    Spooks you aren't alone you just need to get everyone together for another trollcraft

  • @rubyharris6119
    @rubyharris6119 3 года назад

    Omg I was so high stress watching that last part, don't know why I was so invested in a 7 month old video lol

  • @aidenvandijk4223
    @aidenvandijk4223 4 года назад

    Since you can make incredible bamboo farms, the stick recipe isn't that bad, bamboo is quite useful as a fuel and crafting material for both sticks and scaffolding

  • @longy001
    @longy001 4 года назад

    Those were some really nice puzzles, I agree.

  • @_b_moll
    @_b_moll 4 года назад +1

    Map Maker: Clearly nobody is stupid enough to throw the potion on themselves instead of the zombie right?
    Jardon: ...

  • @drthvrdr
    @drthvrdr 4 года назад

    On the contrary I love the bamboo stick thing, because I can craft a specific amount of sticks unless crafting 4 when i just want to make a sword. keeps things organized. Also, bamboo is way easier to get than wood bc you can easily auto-farm it.

  • @Bossitive
    @Bossitive 4 года назад +1

    Jordan won't say murderer but will casually say frickin balls

  • @sergamer1616
    @sergamer1616 4 года назад

    Sparklez: Bamboo is way more valuable
    Iskall: twelve bamboo...

  • @youraveragenationalist4952
    @youraveragenationalist4952 4 года назад +1

    1:01
    Cap: I am alone, I am always alone.
    Me and other fans: No you're not, you are with us.

  • @Surfdog2005
    @Surfdog2005 4 года назад

    i actually did remember that bamboo makes stocks bc i once could be bothered to make a tree farm but my friends bamboo farm was just out side my house so i used that for sticks

  • @herps2003
    @herps2003 4 года назад

    Bamboo may be rarer but once you get enough it grows so fast it's a more reliable source of sticks unless you live in a dense forest or something.

  • @Aether48
    @Aether48 4 года назад +1

    15:50 the return of elephant jardon

  • @blazing_pyro67
    @blazing_pyro67 4 года назад

    Sparklez the only reason I even knew that bamboo turned to sticks is because Toycat just did a no wood challege and beat the enderdragon yesterday and I just watched it a couple hours ago and he broke the block under bamboo to get sticks for tools

  • @twilightmewmew
    @twilightmewmew 4 года назад

    aw, this makes me so happy to see! the other prison escape was the first captainsparklez video i ever watched, and ever since then i cant stop watching, i ended up getting super attached to him and all his channels :D

  • @Fluffy589
    @Fluffy589 4 года назад +1

    Pure fear “I GOTTA TAKE THE BAR EXAM!”

  • @Marcus-gi5mp
    @Marcus-gi5mp 4 года назад +1

    this man hasn't aged since the last time I saw him 8 years ago

  • @bobshwarman
    @bobshwarman 4 года назад +2

    11:01 im genuinely curious at this point how long that last cut was that he literally forgot about one of only two items in his inventory

  • @owlman145
    @owlman145 4 года назад

    Bamboo valuable? They multiply faster than sugar canes do, and are a great source of sticks! Favorite way of getting sticks for my 1000s of item frames.

  • @TrailblazerProductionsLLC
    @TrailblazerProductionsLLC 4 года назад

    Captain Jardon: Beam me up, Scotty!
    Scotty: Yes, I have done good things.

  • @wonderinggodling
    @wonderinggodling 4 года назад +4

    "Ununalivable it can kill you in one hit" he then proceeds to say unalive instead of kill.

  • @JeremyRedus
    @JeremyRedus 4 года назад +1

    this video makes me think jordan is the type to use an app once and forget about it after

  • @MattCorps
    @MattCorps 4 года назад

    When we have bamboo auto farm, we tend to have too much bamboo. It serves as a good substitute to make sticks.

  • @kaangamgimginnkagnagnkingmngkn
    @kaangamgimginnkagnagnkingmngkn 4 года назад +75

    "Colors don't have a gender, dummy!"

    • @BananaWasTaken
      @BananaWasTaken 4 года назад +6

      What timestamp is this referring to

    • @Malmorious
      @Malmorious 4 года назад

      genders have colors

    • @JameyMcQueen
      @JameyMcQueen 4 года назад

      @@Malmorious
      Feminists: HOW DARE YOU!

  • @icedkickz8516
    @icedkickz8516 4 года назад +1

    Jordan be training that zombie like in COD. Lol

  • @hannyb.1364
    @hannyb.1364 4 года назад

    Two by two string: exists
    Two bamboo: “finally! A worthy opponent!”

  • @bennyboy9628
    @bennyboy9628 3 года назад

    Dang dude. That speedy boi at the end was scary as fork.

  • @CybeastID
    @CybeastID 4 года назад +2

    2:12
    That's also a recolored Link To The Past sprite.

  • @-Zemroda-
    @-Zemroda- 4 года назад +26

    The amount of “forever alone” comments during the start of the video concern me. Is sparkly-boy doing alright?

  • @swagmiredoesall
    @swagmiredoesall 4 года назад

    It's easy to make fast bamboo farms. Not to mention bamboo grows stupid fast.

  • @HeenaPatel253
    @HeenaPatel253 4 года назад

    Nobody:
    Captionsparkles making our lockdown better

  • @ChronosTuff
    @ChronosTuff 4 года назад

    I heard a spaceballs quote. I am satisfied. Jardon is my favourite RUclipsr again!

  • @Sammu_x3
    @Sammu_x3 4 года назад

    Jardon: It's un-unalivable, and can kill you in one hit.
    Me: nice try.

  • @Biscel.
    @Biscel. 4 года назад +3

    My eyes will never recover from this experience

  • @shawn_crabtree
    @shawn_crabtree 4 года назад +1

    Jardon when it comes to thinking about flower color arrangement quickly: big brain
    Jardon whenit comes to literally breaking bars he did 30 seconds ago: small brain.

  • @Joe_Potts
    @Joe_Potts 4 года назад +2

    1:13 Waluigi Villager

  • @lmJonesyy
    @lmJonesyy 4 года назад

    No, i knew about the bamboo thing. I lived in a bamboo forest once and now i will never forget that recipe

  • @PastelsDarling
    @PastelsDarling 4 года назад

    Cap ranting about bamboo being used for sticks, while I'm over here like "how else do you get stonks from a fletcher???"

  • @eddiea4358
    @eddiea4358 4 года назад

    CaptainSparklez: "Are you really gonna go get bamboo to make sticks?"
    slicedlime: "Yes."

  • @raven_pawzz
    @raven_pawzz 4 года назад +1

    Omg he needs to brake the pink iron bars with his shears instead of trying to shoot though them

  • @gracez6663
    @gracez6663 4 года назад

    I love watching you play maps!

  • @UpTownFlame00
    @UpTownFlame00 4 года назад +1

    Hey Jordan, this comment will most likely get lost in the comment section but I’d love for you to play some of the Rusty Lake games. You play a lot of Minecraft puzzle maps and while this isn’t Minecraft it is a puzzle based game that is mysterious, creepy and weird. The games all tie into each other and in order to learn the story you have to play them all. There are quite a few but a good one to start off with is Rusty Lake: Roots. I hope you read this and look into the games. They are really fun and I’d think you’d enjoy them. I haven’t seen many big youtubers play them.

  • @physics787_3
    @physics787_3 4 года назад +94

    Everyone who said first, I'm throwing a blue shell

    • @RadiantSharaShaymin
      @RadiantSharaShaymin 4 года назад +10

      See, people *can* be creative. Throw that blue shell, *please.*

    • @SubAt0micMC
      @SubAt0micMC 4 года назад +2

      @@RadiantSharaShaymin I hope you know I've seen similar comments almost as much as I see people who say first. I'm gonna get wooooshed aren't I.

    • @physics787_3
      @physics787_3 4 года назад +4

      @@SubAt0micMC I thought of it myself, but I'm sure someone had a similar idea

    • @RadiantSharaShaymin
      @RadiantSharaShaymin 4 года назад +2

      @@SubAt0micMC I haven't seen anyone say about throwing a blue shell before actually, so... whoosh me I guess?

    • @BananaWasTaken
      @BananaWasTaken 4 года назад +2

      MewTube 937 I’ve seen two other people put about the blue shell so a few but I’ve seen _way_ more firsts

  • @bastian_5975
    @bastian_5975 4 года назад +1

    I made a bamboo farm specifically for the sticks for villager trading where 32 sticks (and therefore 64 bamboo) = 1 emerald.
    I became the richest man on my server.

    • @Raulxz
      @Raulxz 4 года назад

      Or u can just use a zombie on a cartogropher and buu bookshelves for an emereald and sell each book for one so you can make infinite emeralds

  • @ayannapie1547
    @ayannapie1547 4 года назад

    So cool! Love all your adventure map gameplays!

  • @gigler198
    @gigler198 4 года назад +4

    I can't tell if he missed the fact that it says "CaptainSparklez was demonitized" when the guard kills you or not.

    • @FuddyDuddy34
      @FuddyDuddy34 4 года назад +9

      He has a Texture Pack that does it for him...

  • @Darthforce122
    @Darthforce122 4 года назад +1

    Jordan in previous map video: figures a way to outsmart the map twice
    Jordan in this map: doesnt use the sheers on the iron bars/throws a potion on himself
    Me: jordan has a clone of himself and thats how he does so many uploads. One is smart the other is not. Change my mind😂

  • @briannamh6712
    @briannamh6712 4 года назад +24

    *when you open the video as soon as you get a notification and there’s 1 dislike* WHO?

    • @salcomella
      @salcomella 4 года назад +4

      probably jardon

    • @FoxSlyme
      @FoxSlyme 4 года назад

      @@salcomella who is jardon

    • @bruh5382
      @bruh5382 4 года назад +3

      Jordan is Captainsparklez

    • @FoxSlyme
      @FoxSlyme 4 года назад +1

      @@bruh5382 I know, I was asking about the person Salcomella said

    • @salcomella
      @salcomella 4 года назад +4

      @@FoxSlyme we like calling him jardon

  • @skull20002000
    @skull20002000 4 года назад

    Who would dislike a CaptainSparkelz video?

  • @colbyuwu4678
    @colbyuwu4678 4 года назад +1

    9:59
    Jardon: "You're not supposed to make me think as a player. You're supposed to allow me to be a robot"
    Me: Yes... You're a bot... XD

  • @dogvetusa
    @dogvetusa 4 года назад

    I normally don't mind the pink but this color is hurting my eyes at how strong it is

  • @koriklodri
    @koriklodri 4 года назад +8

    16:50 is no one going to mention how this hallway breaks space time?

  • @williamthepigeon1848
    @williamthepigeon1848 4 года назад

    19:30 YOU LOOKED DIRECTLY AT IT DUUUDE

  • @darth_vyper
    @darth_vyper 4 года назад

    Bamboo is more efficient imo it grows super fast, you also dont have to waste wood on sticks

  • @TheAwes0meo
    @TheAwes0meo 4 года назад

    10:35 This hurts to watch.
    On a side note, yes I do make sticks from bamboo, it's faster than chopping trees when I want to make a whole bunch of ladders or scaffolding.

  • @ActuallyLemons
    @ActuallyLemons 4 года назад +1

    hey congrats on 10th place in MCChamps!

  • @tjboardman
    @tjboardman 4 года назад

    Bamboo is one of the best auto farms for fuel... I keep a chest to use for scaffolding and sticks.

  • @artmia2389
    @artmia2389 4 года назад

    *That was some Legolas there boiz!*
    Me: He is the chosen one.

  • @bryantzaugg7827
    @bryantzaugg7827 4 года назад

    *has shears that can break pink iron bars
    *complains about the bars being in the way of his shot
    *blames clink

  • @HuffleRuff
    @HuffleRuff 4 года назад

    I remember the bamboo to stick thing because of a bamboo farm lol

  • @danidayao4612
    @danidayao4612 4 года назад +1

    “hey mr-“ *instant jardon regret*

  • @fungungamer9876
    @fungungamer9876 4 года назад

    3:37 I caught you slippin jardon better check yourself

  • @deliram4737
    @deliram4737 4 года назад +3

    Did anyone notice that jordan used the same thumbnail as the video
    Prison Escape with Jerome

  • @yangi5051
    @yangi5051 4 года назад

    Jardon: *high pitched squeal-ish noise after failure*
    Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

  • @ajcrawford1534
    @ajcrawford1534 4 года назад

    I yelled "its a good thing you have the shears, Jordan" a little too loud and a few too many times

  • @BanetteExistence
    @BanetteExistence 4 года назад

    Anyone else see the “Gimmie my hat back Jordan” vine when he was trying to get the golden helmet?

  • @Jordab_
    @Jordab_ 4 года назад +2

    okay so mr sparklez thought it was weird to look at a zombie with the same name as him. image how it must be for me who is named Jordan to be looking at Jordan (sparklez) looking at Jordan (zombie)

  • @yoshaboi3640
    @yoshaboi3640 4 года назад

    It's already been 8 years since he made a masterpiece...

  • @XavierCat
    @XavierCat 4 года назад

    Did you remember? yes, i have memorized EVERY CRAFTING RECIPE

  • @arnovj1
    @arnovj1 4 года назад +1

    Hey Jardean I love the quality content!

  • @nathandelaney2027
    @nathandelaney2027 4 года назад +1

    I have a giant bamboo farm and I use it just to make sticks.