so mad, plays one of the multiple discs, flower emits SKULLS, I THOUGHT HE WAS JOKING WHEN HE SAID IT WAS JAMMING. OMG YOU NEED TO TRY EACH DISC THE SKULLS MEAN IT DOESNT LIKE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@CreeperPookie No, I meant the dash. It’s an infliction on my writing, like more of an attitude thing. I use the dash for pauses the same way you use periods and sometimes put ,,, instead of …
To be fair he also fails to properly explore or look at crucial things like obvious signs and out of place trapdoors, so it's not just the shovels. I'm a fan of his, but this video was painful to watch at times.
Theorist No. 261311 Actually I agree with this a lot but I think this helps prove my point. He missed so many obvious things but really, the shovels are what’s bothering people? I just think that since most of the top comments are about it more people just wanted to talk about it for the likes lmao
@@bolson42 I'm pretty sure people are just talking about it because he does it so often that it's just annoying and a bit of a joke at this point. Like we love him and his videos but come on dude. This happens so often you would think he'd learn to look a bit closer at things by now
It might be because it's one of the more baffling things he misses in the video. I get that he's looking at the gray text at the bottom but I can't even look at that without noticing in my periphery that it has a long, colored name that's not simply "Stone Shovel" and so my eyes gravitate towards it. It's especially confusing if you keep in mind that he was actively looking for information on what he can do with the shovel and still missed it.
@@elusivei998 and although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world.
By the time the video had finished, I thought to myself "that felt like a lot longer than 10 minutes" somehow I had not realized I just sat here for about an hour.
Jardonian: Can solve puzzles and figure out the order of the temples without the help of the statue of Gil. Also Jardonian: Cannot read its own language.
“play replay. what an interesting name” shawties like a melody in my head that i can’t keep out got me singing like nah nah nah nah everyday got my ipod stuck on replay, replay
Bruh I can't believe how blind he is he misses everything while staring at it I mean howww how do you miss something that looks way different than the other things.
After watching this video, I think that it was not the biology teacher's fault that Jordan didn't figure things out in class. He can't seem to follow simple directions lmao
Jardon: Oh wait this breaks it ohhhhh…. Me: BRUH LOOK AT THE SHOVEL IT SAYS CLEARLY! Also Jardon *Later* Oh I guess we have to mine the gravel.. Me again: *Facepalms*
Between roasting Jardon, can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that this is definitely one of the most beautiful and well crafted maps he played?
map: Here's a red shovel, and a Gravel shovel. so you know what to break" Jardon: See, they don't tell me what I can and can't break like it usually does!
I'm about 35% convinced that in the plot of this map, Jardon was playing as Gil Keidar within a time loop paradox, which explains the statue in the spaceship. The music when you finish isn't motivational music because it's your funeral hymn. 🤔
30:00
Flower: **is dying**
Sprarks: look at it jamming
It is jamming sochard it is emmiting skulls that means it is enjoying it
ah yes, we all emit the cranial structures of another species when we are enjoying our music
I was yelling at him from my side of the screen, he couldn't hear me, but I thought it would help.
aeugh
I don't think Jardon does gardening, so I'd say he didn't know how to tell if the plant was good or not.
I thought he was joking. I was like "haha what a joke. He's being super stupid for a laugh. Lol.... Wait... No... It can't be!"
I like the fact that he never considered that the plant emitting skull particles might be a bad thing.
Just wow. How did he not realize it was the wrong disc.
Joseph because He’s the “great” Captain Sparklez! He’s not the sharpest tool in the shed.
what’s the flag in ur pfp? i’ve never seen it before
@@ace-dh6sx Asexual Aromantic Agender
Captainsparklez has a lot of duh moments in his videos gets annoying fast.
Sunflower: has SKULLS coming out of it
Jordan: couldn't be the wrong disc, must be a glitch, let's move on
well maybe he didnt know he had other discs
@@think_of_a_storyboard3635 he did he even commented on the chest with chirp having multiple disks
he just only took 1
@@think_of_a_storyboard3635 he saw all the discs in the chest the number being 4 and chose a random one being chirp
This map is exactly why “Jardon you fool” was a meme for so long
I'm convinced that Jardonis is the reason we have tutorials for everything in modern games
yes
Yep
Lol poor guy
Parabobaly.
Jardon is Not Jardonis
Jardon: "it doesn't actually say what the shovels can break"
Me: LOOK AT THE NAME OF THE SHOVELS YOU FOOL!
Ikr
that part was killing me
I was going to say something as well but saw you did it hurt so much to see that part.
I love Captain Sparklez so much, but GOD is he stupid sometimes
Also he somehow thought that skulls coming out of a plant meant a good thing
Jardon: has 4 discs in the chest
jardon: Takes one, plant has skulls
Jardon: Waits
Jardon: It isn't working
Jardon: Next step it is
I haven't watched the video yet, but according to the 5000 comments about it, I know a red sand shovel can break red sand.
You already know more than him.
Yup
I didn't watch it yet either
Same 😂 cant wait for this
Yep, pretty much sums this comment section and vid in a nutshell CX
ah yes, the next episode of the "Jardon struggles to follow instructions" series
struggles to keep his remaining brain cells alive more like it
Which episode are we up to? There's too many to remember .____.
@@lochiegriffiths4712 Episode 2669 or something close to that.
@@shawnpitman876 out of 5k+ videos? I guess so
6:22
Jardon: _"It doesn't say what it can break but I can break this, fantastic."_
Bruh the item is literally called: *Red Sand Shovel* lmao.
Tbf all the other items weren't described that way
Most of the enemies: don't even turn towards the player
The random armour stand at the end of the map: I have my eyes on you.
I’m glad to have come back 8 or so years later to see that he still wears the exact same clothes every single day
Jardon flipped the cat lever, and my cat has never instinctively turned his head around so quickly before in his life
Surely all those 💀💀💀💀💀💀 and the fact that the prompt hasn't gone away don't mean anything at all.
ikr
ikr
so mad, plays one of the multiple discs, flower emits SKULLS, I THOUGHT HE WAS JOKING WHEN HE SAID IT WAS JAMMING. OMG YOU NEED TO TRY EACH DISC THE SKULLS MEAN IT DOESNT LIKE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
yo this guy is awesome he should do a collab w/captainsparklez2
Whoa ur so right!!!!
I'd watch that
That would be great!
yes
It all changed when the fire nation attacked...
Until...
@@JonathanDoe0 actually it's when
Sameer Chanana my brother and I...
@@mrobligatory.5234 did each other and struck fear in the world
@@Edwinner_ you could've not...
“Thank you iron bars for not be waterloggable”
Salty bro?
@@t4ky0n woooosh
LazerSmith That’s not how that works, since they were making a joke
@@Ketoro Wooshing people isn't funny anymore...
@@Ketoro well did you look at his name? I think you, sir, were whooshed, not that it is funny anymore.
>Red Sand Shovel
Jardon: it doesn't say what it can break-
"...", not "-".
@@CreeperPookie Whatever do you mean?
@@cameron20_ "-" means you are getting cut off by someone or something. "..." means a pause or break. The latter option is what you ment here.
@@CreeperPookie No, I meant the dash. It’s an infliction on my writing, like more of an attitude thing. I use the dash for pauses the same way you use periods and sometimes put ,,, instead of …
play motivating music. jardon: hmm its emitting skulls, that means its working!
Jardon: "Oh no, dude! My donkeys are locked in a cage!"
… "What kind of ass would do that??"
*I see what you did there.*
Red sand shovel
Jardonian: It DoEsnT sAy wHaT It CaN BrEAk
doesn't*
Jardon: makes simple mistake
90% of the comment section: “iT sAyS sO oN tHe sHoVeL!!1!”
To be fair he also fails to properly explore or look at crucial things like obvious signs and out of place trapdoors, so it's not just the shovels. I'm a fan of his, but this video was painful to watch at times.
Theorist No. 261311
Actually I agree with this a lot but I think this helps prove my point. He missed so many obvious things but really, the shovels are what’s bothering people? I just think that since most of the top comments are about it more people just wanted to talk about it for the likes lmao
@@bolson42 I'm pretty sure people are just talking about it because he does it so often that it's just annoying and a bit of a joke at this point. Like we love him and his videos but come on dude. This happens so often you would think he'd learn to look a bit closer at things by now
It might be because it's one of the more baffling things he misses in the video.
I get that he's looking at the gray text at the bottom but I can't even look at that without noticing in my periphery that it has a long, colored name that's not simply "Stone Shovel" and so my eyes gravitate towards it.
It's especially confusing if you keep in mind that he was actively looking for information on what he can do with the shovel and still missed it.
After 8 years, Sparkles is still playing Minecraft 🙂🙂🙂🙂
Why wouldn't be. He loves this game. ☺️
Tony Castillo unlike ssundee...
That’s dedication.
Correct me if I'm wrong but you just went and quickly checked for how long he's been minecrafting
@@pjdj He does, but infrequently, and no longer with Crainer
Map: A temple for each element
Me: Water, Earth, Fire, Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony.
But everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
@@ribosomerocker Only the avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them.
@@nicholaslowther8492 but when the world needed him most, he vanished
AntiRockin 100 years passed and my brother and I discovered the new avatar, an airbender named Aang.
@@elusivei998 and although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world.
“Water is watery.” -Basically Jardon, 2020
hmm yes the floor is made out of floor
*Red Sand Shovel
Sparkles: Doesn't say what it can mine so...
Minecraft is so popular they actually added beds to real life
They did? I must’ve missed that
Trees too, it’s crazy how big this has gotten!
There are actually idiots who will be r/whooshed
@@Ang_ZY You tried to warn us but still someone's gonna get wooooshed
Huh
I dont understand how sometimes he seems so smart and sometimes he is just completely utterly unbelievably clueless
Jardon: Usually it would tell me what it can and cannot break.
His tools: literally Red Sand Shovel and Gravel Shovel
Shovel: is litterarly named gravel shovel
Jardon: I DON'T SEE THE NAME SO IT DOESN'T EXIST
By the time the video had finished, I thought to myself "that felt like a lot longer than 10 minutes" somehow I had not realized I just sat here for about an hour.
I was just gonna watch it a while and play my world, but fuck it it's 4 am here now
Jardonian: Can solve puzzles and figure out the order of the temples without the help of the statue of Gil.
Also Jardonian: Cannot read its own language.
its*
@@CreeperPookie Ya you're right.
Remember kids, pay attention in school so you can have your brain cells in tact.
5:23 missing that chest made me cry a little inside
I was looking for a comment about it
*When captain sparkles over thinks that it's just an animated block texture that becomes transparent lmaooo*
This has just become Minecraft: The Last Airbender
Skeletons shoot me like that in vanilla. Makes me mad. You could be directly behind them, move out of the way, etc. They never miss.
Combine all the elements and you get ... CAPTAINSPARKLEZ!!! Captainsparklez, he's a hero... bring pollution down to zero... anyone??? no... okay.
2:20
I love how CaptainSparklez says it with such cheerfulness
“play replay. what an interesting name” shawties like a melody in my head that i can’t keep out got me singing like nah nah nah nah everyday got my ipod stuck on replay, replay
Jardon: Let me guess, your home
Planet: Yes, and it was beautiful
the planet was its own home?
you'd think plant and life would fall under the same category
50:40 "now that's a planet." = D
Jordan drives me insane every video he makes
I thank you soo much for saving my home-planet!
Our*
*f l a s h b a c k s*
Bruh I can't believe how blind he is he misses everything while staring at it I mean howww how do you miss something that looks way different than the other things.
@@user-kk4gi1if4o totally agree. there's so much of a difference between wathcing someone do the map and actually doing it urself
After watching this video, I think that it was not the biology teacher's fault that Jordan didn't figure things out in class. He can't seem to follow simple directions lmao
Nice song at the end😉
Thanks for the support Jordan! ❤️
Fungi and mold are in fact in different families
Jardon: Oh wait this breaks it ohhhhh…. Me: BRUH LOOK AT THE SHOVEL IT SAYS CLEARLY! Also Jardon *Later* Oh I guess we have to mine the gravel.. Me again: *Facepalms*
Can’t have a Minecraft map without cats or cat noises!!
Somebody better make a parody of *Stayin’ Alive* but with Jardon saying *”Oh No Oh No They’re funneling out, Funneling out!”* (43:20)
Bet.
Assuming I remember to imma do that tomorrow
No, all star - they don’t stop comin and they don’t stop comin (which he says straight after that time stamp)
Great observation! I didn't even notice this one lol
When the world needed him most, he played Minecraft.
These sort of maps make me realize how slow Jardon is
Jardon Maroon, bro Joshua is a fish. I don't think he can save the planet.
awsomeman253 lmaooo
Shovel : is named Red Sand Shovel
Jordan: I WoNdEr WhAt It BrEaKs???
Jordan: “It doesn’t say what it can break”
The name of the shovel: RED SAND SHOVEL
Between roasting Jardon, can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that this is definitely one of the most beautiful and well crafted maps he played?
Shovel: **is literally called RED SAND SHOVEL**
Jardon: "iT dOeSn'T sAy WhAt iT cAn BrEaK"
30:02 *Sunflowers give the universal sign of unlife*
"It's emitting skulls. Like sunflowers do when they grow."
Jardon: *just plays the map the only way he knows how*
me: *visible frustration*
jardon: how get egg? oh, chicken gave egg
Jardon: Usually it would tell me what I can and can not break.
Me: WOOOW THOSE SHOVEL NAMES ARE AMAZING AREN'T THEY
"this is how bedrock looks like"
Gotta say I can definitely appreciate the avatar references. What a legendary show.
This is a smart man
Jardon: lever obviously go in keyhole! Wait, why no work?
Me: *starts hearing the five elements* A long time ago-
Map: pLaNts
walle's villain: P L A N T
Jordan Maron is my hero he saved the earth and minecraft itself
Earth water PLANTS
XDDDD have been laughing for a bit now😂😂
Change da world, my final message
Goodbye
EmiloidDraws forgot about that meme lol
Sparkles: it dosent say what it can break
The shovel:is named red sand shovel
Lol
As soon as I saw "oNe TeMpLe FoR eAcH eLeMeNt" I instantly said "wow so original"
One could say that that water breather cap was capping 🤨🧐
After constant uploads of Minecraft but it is one block, he switched up the content.
jardon must’ve been tired or something in this video
I love how he says get recked nerd and he spends his whole day playing Minecraft
I have suddenly realized sea pickles look like cups out of water
Really cool map, i like this one a lot
did anyone else see the ladder and secret room in the magma ravine in the water temple place
Him "blessing" the flowers has to be the funniest 20:47
10:23 there’s a secret base jardon missed
ThatGamerGuyYT ya i saw that too, I’m guessing it was an armour piece so it wasn’t too important
captain sparklez
he’s a hero
gonna bring pollution
down to zero
That lever is so you can make a hybrid Minecraft/cat video. This stuff is high on RUclips algorithm.
map: Here's a red shovel, and a Gravel shovel. so you know what to break"
Jardon: See, they don't tell me what I can and can't break like it usually does!
I'm about 35% convinced that in the plot of this map, Jardon was playing as Gil Keidar within a time loop paradox, which explains the statue in the spaceship. The music when you finish isn't motivational music because it's your funeral hymn. 🤔
i love how it says Red sand shovel and Gravel shovel and hes like: usually it shows what it can mine
Name of shovel: red sand shovel
Jardon : it doesn't say what is mines
Jardon is a fool sometimes. The shovels, the plant jamming... It really do be a bruh moment.
ah, yes, skulls, the universal sign for jamming
30:00 I know Captainsparklypants isn't the brightest man in the world, but this is something else
i started watching Jardon when i was 8, now im 14 and the amount of nosalgia i get when watching a adventure map playthrough is through the roof
"It doesn't say what it can break"
Look at the name, Sparklez. "Red Sand Shovel," "Gravel Shovel"
That lil ender zone has the coolest color scheme ever. if only that were a real glowing biome.
"I guess the water temple is next"
bad ocarina of time memories
17:00 general kenobi
Reece Morgan *says in grievous voice*
CaptainSparklez, he’s a hero
Gonna save the planet like a...hero
Gonna research all the temples
And save the world from the darkness of space
Yeah
Red sand shovel:
Gravel Shovel:
Jardon: "They don't say what they can break"
Silly Jardon
Thank you mr.sparkles for making video's i believe your legacy shall not be forgotten