144 Seconds To Beat Minecraft

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  • Опубликовано: 21 янв 2025

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  • @benjaminli188
    @benjaminli188 4 года назад +784

    Jardon: Figures out the final puzzle
    Me: sees there are still 20+ minutes left in the video
    *Something's wrong, I can feel it*

    • @godlyvex5543
      @godlyvex5543 4 года назад +1

      Why are you roleplaying?

    • @jaydens7309
      @jaydens7309 4 года назад +12

      Godlyvex5 because it’s funny

    • @draztraz
      @draztraz 4 года назад +4

      Jayden S no it’s not

    • @dovahfruit9503
      @dovahfruit9503 4 года назад +6

      am I missing a joke here or sumthin? whose roleplaying?

    • @benjaminli188
      @benjaminli188 4 года назад +4

      Did someone say roleplaying? I was just leaving a random comment... I should've added something at the end, it sounds kind of unfinished

  • @graysonsetliff2667
    @graysonsetliff2667 4 года назад +1254

    I like how henzoid makes him feel short

    • @nezzaUwU
      @nezzaUwU 4 года назад +58

      I just like Henzoid in general, him and Jordan have such an interesting friendship/rivalry

    • @ayo5291
      @ayo5291 4 года назад +27

      They are basically frenemies

    • @dinomite72
      @dinomite72 4 года назад +1

      Ok

    • @evinroen6401
      @evinroen6401 4 года назад +6

      He is short

    • @Paloris
      @Paloris 4 года назад +13

      I love how this is the top comment

  • @Henzoid
    @Henzoid 4 года назад +1141

    gg no re
    also he used a different route than usual for the chess one (which actually uses an ILLEGAL SPACE oops I'm a bad mapmaker) so I'm either going to fix that and update the map, or factor that in and get a better time

  • @samgoesbam1108
    @samgoesbam1108 4 года назад +594

    Pawns: go the other way
    Jargon: what they can’t attack me?

    • @danielgysi5729
      @danielgysi5729 4 года назад +44

      To be fair, the only thing indicating the direction of the pawns was the knights. It wasn't totally obvious

    • @matiasgarciacasas558
      @matiasgarciacasas558 4 года назад +9

      @@danielgysi5729 and maybe the position of the king

    • @MoistDreams
      @MoistDreams 4 года назад +8

      @@danielgysi5729 they are all white so it's safe to presume they are all going the only way they can in these am pawns can only go diagonally fwd and the bishop he got confused about can go backwards diagonally that's just rules of cheese

    • @YadoBear
      @YadoBear 4 года назад +5

      @@MoistDreams yes the rules of cheese but like not everyone is a chess master

    • @BananaWasTaken
      @BananaWasTaken 4 года назад +7

      Yado Bear I’m not a chess master but I still know the basic rules

  • @nicnakpattywhack5784
    @nicnakpattywhack5784 4 года назад +198

    the hint room showed three hints:
    left was the perspective, forward was the water room, and right was where each of the three keys were(red: chess; orange: diamond door; yellow: dropper room)
    next should be the 15^2 map...or maybe...6^3

    • @kkTeaz
      @kkTeaz 4 года назад

      tl;dr I'm too lazy to write this

    • @vvenvvs
      @vvenvvs 4 года назад

      You are so smart

  • @KShih
    @KShih 4 года назад +368

    Jardon: "He told me it's the most difficult map he's ever made"
    Me: Oh dear

    • @soulsnatcher5408
      @soulsnatcher5408 4 года назад

      Me this: isn't that difficult you just have a slow person trying to complete a game.

    • @tacobellworker1955
      @tacobellworker1955 4 года назад +1

      The Birds My Word bruh

    • @ohritz3939
      @ohritz3939 4 года назад +6

      Jackson Belt r/ihadastroke

    • @Mr_AntiSocial
      @Mr_AntiSocial 4 года назад +1

      ^^^

    • @Dexarov
      @Dexarov 4 года назад +3

      Jackson Belt if you only use caps you can’t tell people they’re a child because your definitely younger than Nine

  • @alphalupus4359
    @alphalupus4359 4 года назад +447

    Am I the only one wondering how long it's been since he played chess that he doesn't remember pawns can only attack diagonally forward

    • @professorgallifrey
      @professorgallifrey 4 года назад +4

      I was thinking about that as well.

    • @G-Forces
      @G-Forces 4 года назад +27

      I think he knows that but wasn't paying attention to which way was forward.

    • @internetbaby7277
      @internetbaby7277 4 года назад +1

      No the map is actually wrong here because all of the white pieces come from the far side and since that pawn was also white it meant it was on the other side and could only attack diagonally backwards unless he just forgot to make it black/brown

    • @iansi_online4895
      @iansi_online4895 4 года назад +7

      @@internetbaby7277 considering where the knight is facing I think the map is right

    • @lTheRealKJl
      @lTheRealKJl 4 года назад

      Ion even know to play chess without looking at how each piece plays every time I play it.

  • @wolfanite
    @wolfanite 4 года назад +208

    The chess part is questionable since one of the squares he used was controlled by a bishop and it didnt teleport him back to start.

    • @smohye5941
      @smohye5941 4 года назад +60

      yeah henzoid said he used an illegal space

    • @tdcalverley99
      @tdcalverley99 4 года назад +8

      @Owen Myers Simply put: no. It was this black one ( 29:21 ) - part of his core route

  • @tibbytobby
    @tibbytobby 4 года назад +283

    Thumbnail: * Really cool looking Minecraft chess *
    Video: *HENZOID IS MAKING ME FEEL SHORT*

  • @atsubw
    @atsubw 4 года назад +439

    Title: 144 seconds to beat Minecraft
    Me: sees that the video is 49 minutes long as most Henzoid maps are
    Yeah..ok

  • @svenja3111
    @svenja3111 4 года назад +132

    4:41 he sounds EXACTLY like a villager. Change my mind

    • @nemiesis
      @nemiesis 4 года назад +17

      Not exactly, but it's close.

    • @sophiar2246
      @sophiar2246 4 года назад

      I thought the same thing at the time lol

    • @caidensheldon2922
      @caidensheldon2922 4 года назад

      hahah 😂

    • @ni__wolf143
      @ni__wolf143 4 года назад

      Villagers go on longer when they make sound and have a different pitch so your mind has been changed.

  • @EmilyGamerGirl
    @EmilyGamerGirl 4 года назад +67

    9:16 The pawn isn't attacking you. The Knight is.

    • @starpony999
      @starpony999 4 года назад +4

      I wanted to tell him that so badly. That’s why it seemed one pawn could attack him and the other couldn’t, because pawns could only attack forward and he was running into the knight. Although knights are the hardest pieces to remember in my experience.

    • @Solrex_the_Sun_King
      @Solrex_the_Sun_King 4 года назад +1

      Starpony999 knights are my favorite piece!

    • @Manderinz
      @Manderinz 4 года назад

      Starpony999 I thought pawns could only attack diagonally

    • @politics-realitytv4578
      @politics-realitytv4578 4 года назад +1

      @@Manderinz diagonally forward

  • @elleminnowpee
    @elleminnowpee 4 года назад +29

    Jordan 20 minutes in - "we pretty much got it sorted"
    Me - *looks and sees the video is only half way done*

  • @PAF-me5sn
    @PAF-me5sn 4 года назад +93

    “You have 144 seconds to beat it”
    “And he told me it’s the most difficult map he ever made. So..”
    *long pause*
    “gReAt”

  • @shinymimikyu169
    @shinymimikyu169 4 года назад +93

    "49 minutes long" "144 seconds" *_Something's wrong, i can feel it_*

  • @quietcontraire
    @quietcontraire 4 года назад +103

    Jardon being a fool is overrated...
    Let's take a moment to appreciate Henzoid's fantastic music instead! :D

    • @bein4411
      @bein4411 4 года назад

      Yes, this music is very good

  • @samtherat6
    @samtherat6 4 года назад +66

    Imagine how long an 1 hour versions of this would take to optimize and beat, of course assuming you’d only have up to 7 seconds left.

  • @connorpro4326
    @connorpro4326 4 года назад +35

    Every time he cut to a new clip while in the chess room I thought he messed up.

  • @hannyb.1364
    @hannyb.1364 4 года назад +19

    I’m loving jardons little frustrated kermit screams now and then 😂

  • @tickytickytango5634
    @tickytickytango5634 4 года назад +17

    20:30 Hearing him say leaver instead of lever gave me some nostalgia. I think he used to pronounce it that way in the old days.

    • @asht7815
      @asht7815 4 года назад +9

      It's the English pronunciation rather than the American, I think it sounds much nicer

    • @ajbatterman3720
      @ajbatterman3720 4 года назад +1

      Why did I read those as different pronunciations? Wack.

  • @NathanBenson6
    @NathanBenson6 4 года назад +11

    Thank you captain sparklez for being the only youtuber that still uploads good content frequently

  • @Luciando
    @Luciando 4 года назад +31

    Title: "144 seconds to beat minecraft"
    Video Length: 49:01
    Me: "Well, that looks about right"

    • @grizzlyfauz84
      @grizzlyfauz84 4 года назад +5

      I made a dumb and clicked your timestamp

  • @danielleal5863
    @danielleal5863 4 года назад +80

    RUclips Algorithm: recommends me something actually recent
    Me and the 2012 recommended bois: Wait, that's illegal

  • @Egalia_1
    @Egalia_1 4 года назад +5

    The first video was one of my favorites. I loved watching you math out and figure the best way to go about each puzzle. I can’t wait to watch this!

  • @wyldnyn
    @wyldnyn 4 года назад +90

    Title: 144 Seconds to Beat Minecraft
    Video Length: 49 minutes
    Me: Hmm......

    • @teun6743
      @teun6743 4 года назад +2

      And its not even beating minecraft

    • @red-x-4538
      @red-x-4538 4 года назад +1

      “To beat the level” 😒

    • @verticalhairline
      @verticalhairline 4 года назад

      teun idk r/wooooooooooooooooosh

  • @jimmyh2137
    @jimmyh2137 4 года назад +4

    - can definitely save time optimizing the Arrow laser room (also who knows if you can skip some arrow turns?)
    - I'm almost sure there is a faster sequence for the water room
    - can save time in Chess room with better path (diagonal to the right side Knight) and teleport back after the lever (go left one square into the Rook or into a Knight square)
    - there MIGHT be a faster room order, who knows
    .
    .
    MY GUESS is, with 99.9% accuracy on optimized path one could probably end with 10 seconds to spare (Henzoid had 7s left).
    Maaaybe 12 seconds. Would be amazing (since map is 12^2 and all that)

  • @vladmirputin9499
    @vladmirputin9499 4 года назад +58

    Captain: 144 seconds
    *Looks at video length* : nearly 50 minutes
    Me: Even in russia this is unusual

  • @CliffCardi
    @CliffCardi 4 года назад +4

    You know, 144 seconds is just long enough for “In the Hall of the Mountain King” to play each run, which only increases the anticipation

  • @brainless6532
    @brainless6532 4 года назад +117

    *_Everyone gangsta’ til somebody beats Minecraft in 00000.1 seconds_*

    • @turtle_7777
      @turtle_7777 4 года назад +6

      @@blade3257 i mean 1. No one cares 2. His name is brainless

    • @zuils
      @zuils 4 года назад +15

      Lulu Howell 3. No one asked for your comment

    • @gavinyabut5480
      @gavinyabut5480 4 года назад +2

      Big oof

    • @charky6683
      @charky6683 4 года назад +8

      everyone gangsta til useless 0's

    • @0bread286
      @0bread286 4 года назад

      @@zuils No-one asks for any comment. That's not how comments work.

  • @thewinterizzy
    @thewinterizzy 4 года назад +50

    The chess room reminds me of Harry Potter.

    • @woofwoof3d
      @woofwoof3d 4 года назад

      SoooOooOoOooo true

    • @caidensheldon2922
      @caidensheldon2922 4 года назад

      ikr! its so cool

    • @eckohayden6131
      @eckohayden6131 4 года назад

      Same I think it is because the pieces are big and you are on the chess board

  • @AnnoyingRko
    @AnnoyingRko 4 года назад +12

    Thought I saw this before, but I now realize it's a sequel

  • @miguelcuraraton7870
    @miguelcuraraton7870 4 года назад +22

    When he first walked into the chess room I immediately knew that he had to steer clear of squares attacked by the pieces.
    Chess gang

  • @kestrel7493
    @kestrel7493 4 года назад +72

    Beating Minecraft in 144 seconds
    Dream: are you challenging me?

  • @thelifeoftinos
    @thelifeoftinos 4 года назад +2

    Nobody:
    Literally no one:
    CaptainSparklez: **Making everyone's quarantine better**

  • @Frostbite2007
    @Frostbite2007 4 года назад +9

    So glad I clicked on this I had so much fun laughing and raging every time u missed it by like 2 seconds.

  • @버섯-c6p
    @버섯-c6p 4 года назад +7

    I like how Henzoid spoiled some of the map in last nights stream

  • @CamoSquid
    @CamoSquid 4 года назад +29

    I wonder how many hours it actually takes him to do these

    • @apxsuiprod
      @apxsuiprod 4 года назад

      not that much when you know what to do

    • @apxsuiprod
      @apxsuiprod 4 года назад

      i think the longest to make here is the texture pack. especially the chess pieces 3D models

    • @CamoSquid
      @CamoSquid 4 года назад +5

      @@apxsuiprod I'm talking about Jordan

  • @theunk0wndead663
    @theunk0wndead663 4 года назад +6

    7:53
    "That was really easy"
    *Ignoring the fact that he was standing on a tile that the Bishop could attack, which strangely didn't react*
    Edit: I mean the black tile diagonally behind the Rook, the Bishop should be able to attack there.

    • @apxsuiprod
      @apxsuiprod 4 года назад

      yeah look at the comment of Henzoid, he said he forgot this

  • @YagamiTodoroko
    @YagamiTodoroko 4 года назад +2

    tip for clearing 2 rooms faster: you can beat the water level with 4 moves (righ top, left bottom, left bottom, left top), also you may start the laser while you place the blocks so you can finish the room and get the lever chest after you placed the last block

  • @Snomadu
    @Snomadu 4 года назад +17

    Henzoid is actually awesome at map making. You need to meet up when this “core-own-ra” is over!

  • @World_Facts-n1x
    @World_Facts-n1x 4 года назад +15

    Watching him think the pawns are what’s attacking is absolutely hilarious

  • @zadehundreds912
    @zadehundreds912 4 года назад +2

    Loved this video! Always love a good henzoid map. Next time if you notice that the music helps with knowing how much time you have left you should turn it up, great video otherwise

  • @kingburrito9514
    @kingburrito9514 4 года назад +3

    Henzoid is an insane map maker like actually

  • @sam_c95
    @sam_c95 4 года назад +2

    I think it would have been beneficial to learn the laser room forwards not backwards for the fast run because working it backwards you have to stop and turn around for every arrow you place which is costing time.

  • @Minekat202
    @Minekat202 4 года назад +6

    Yay another one of these maps

  • @miguelrodriguez-df8ww
    @miguelrodriguez-df8ww 4 года назад +2

    jardon's new streaming career as a speedrunner starts now

  • @bathroomhero4480
    @bathroomhero4480 4 года назад +3

    24:55 *when you're recording a mc video but your burger king order coming*

    • @CamoSquid
      @CamoSquid 4 года назад

      I noticed that😂

  • @breakingaustin
    @breakingaustin 4 года назад +8

    That chess puzzle was inconsistent..there were spaces you used that were in line with pieces that could attack you.. 7:19 for example the bishop was two spaces diagonal from you..

    • @yaboinub7597
      @yaboinub7597 4 года назад +1

      bruh ikr... as a chess player that got on my nerves

    • @asht7815
      @asht7815 4 года назад +1

      Henzoid literally commented on the video saying that wasn't the intended route and used an illegal square that he didn't make properly

  • @doornumb
    @doornumb 4 года назад +1

    22:40
    Yeah I've been screaming in front of the screen, Jardon.

  • @lazy11123
    @lazy11123 4 года назад +1

    144 seconds seconds, yet it's a 50 minute video

  • @Thewhirl007
    @Thewhirl007 4 года назад

    I love watching Jardon play henzoid maps. Is best format

  • @thephoenician4749
    @thephoenician4749 Год назад +1

    Him doing the purple arrow room backwards felt really irritating lol because it felt so unnatural as opposed to going forward and following the arrows

  • @Pest789
    @Pest789 4 года назад +1

    The laser room could be memorized in groups of four directions. Remember which spaces get the arrows that point one way, then the next direction, and so on.

  • @cliffritch7304
    @cliffritch7304 4 года назад

    probably another optimization that henzoid used was instantly using the levers in the 3 chest room - instead of spending a bit of time going over each chest twice, just going over once, picking it up, then placing the lever and unlocking the next chest before moving on

  • @kpk1171
    @kpk1171 4 года назад +6

    Jardon, pawns cant attack backwards.

  • @a_pencil_eraser8118
    @a_pencil_eraser8118 4 года назад +1

    our mans henzoid is the best mans at map makings

  • @BulbasaurRepresent
    @BulbasaurRepresent 4 года назад +6

    Seeing Jordan do the chess made me wish to unalive

  • @jerrygreen9985
    @jerrygreen9985 4 года назад +1

    144 seconds to beat it
    video 49 minutes
    must be around 420 deaths then
    *grabs popcorn*

  • @aidenvandijk4223
    @aidenvandijk4223 4 года назад

    Sparklez, the reason that pawn doesn't attack you is because they attack diagonally, but only in front of them, the front seems to be facing the chest, the reason the other pawn "attacked" you was because it was actually the knight getting yah

  • @clearwolf2
    @clearwolf2 4 года назад +1

    Did the map before watching (only to the point of figuring out all the puzzles and trying a few times afterward, didn’t optimize to beat it in time) and I can’t believe I didn’t realize where you can move on the chessboard is based on where you are safe, instead just brute forcing it...

  • @Air_Dan
    @Air_Dan 4 года назад

    Jardon this was an amazing video and really made my day.

  • @potatoslop3133
    @potatoslop3133 4 года назад +2

    *This is almost as painful looking to do as the Hypixel Harp*

  • @ironhyde1741
    @ironhyde1741 4 года назад

    The room with the dispenser giving you items, to save time you're probably meant to press the button, then aim at the right side to drop the item, drop it then go back and click the button again rather than just waiting for the button to reset :)

  • @nezzaUwU
    @nezzaUwU 4 года назад +1

    I think if you had figured out the water room properly instead of just using trial and error, you couldve shaved off a couple of seconds with a faster solution

    • @YagamiTodoroko
      @YagamiTodoroko 4 года назад

      top right, bottom left, bottom left, top left
      *flies away*

  • @WollaWinkie
    @WollaWinkie 4 года назад +1

    Henzoid maps are my favourite!

  • @alphaccrucis
    @alphaccrucis 4 года назад +2

    this gives me so much anxiety and i'm not even doing anything

  • @freddyyang9935
    @freddyyang9935 4 года назад +4

    When Henzoid says something, he always means the complete opposite ...

  • @sepiasmith5065
    @sepiasmith5065 4 года назад +1

    me, who knows no chess: 0_0
    also oh man the map changing around you is Overwhelming I am very impressed with Jardon

  • @pedrob09
    @pedrob09 4 года назад +1

    There really should exist a Henzoid maps Playlist

  • @MatthewPogi-md7oq
    @MatthewPogi-md7oq 4 года назад +3

    8:51 - pawns can only attack forwards (diagonally) and can’t go backwards. Also, Idk which way is the og “white” side so I could be wrong.

    • @MehrGills
      @MehrGills 4 года назад +1

      Look at knights, that is correct

    • @xgongivittoya1931
      @xgongivittoya1931 4 года назад

      Look at the way the horses face

  • @noahdykes7196
    @noahdykes7196 4 года назад +1

    Captain sparklez is of another intelligence level

  • @Drecon84
    @Drecon84 4 года назад

    The best way to shave off time was definitely in the arrow room, but I agree that memorizing that one would be really hard.

  • @jakistam1000
    @jakistam1000 4 года назад

    You can use offhand to swap items around the hotbar mid-run without slowing down. If you want to swap, for example, slots 1 and 8, you press 8-F-1-F-8-F. In your case just 8-F-1-F would be enough, since botf 1 and offhand were empty, but that's the general case. Also, in general, 1-F-8-F-1-F would work as well.

  • @isaiahkerr6536
    @isaiahkerr6536 4 года назад +5

    Can we note that he doesn’t know how a pawn works

  • @Sratruce
    @Sratruce 4 года назад +3

    When your "sponsor" will pay anything for abuse: The link button.

  • @parkour_tnt1331
    @parkour_tnt1331 4 года назад +2

    I just finished the map, the puzzles aren't that hard but you have a really tight time to do all of them.
    Finished it and I only had 32 ticks remaining.
    I just noticed there was a much easier solution to the chess puzzle :/ (Turns out that one is a glitch)
    But I got a better one on the water puzzle, only 5 pressure plates :D
    That was a quick placement, Seems I was slow on placing and activating the levers. 47:17

  • @jonaspao9070
    @jonaspao9070 4 года назад +1

    7:20 The bishop is attacking you but you aren't unalived.

  • @seraphim9694
    @seraphim9694 4 года назад +1

    I keep thinking that jordan makes the simplest mistakes and then I remember that 56.12 percent (27.30 seconds) of the video is of jordan trying to figure out what the heck he is supposed to be doing

  • @kylezetlan6105
    @kylezetlan6105 4 года назад +1

    Ah yes, 144 seconds to beat minecraft, nearly 50 minute video, this adds up nicely

  • @RainxCloud
    @RainxCloud 4 года назад +1

    most difficult map ever made...
    love to see it

  • @Dragonpike
    @Dragonpike 4 года назад

    >Seemingly figured (almost) everything out
    >Looks at video time
    >Only halfway done

  • @bibasik7
    @bibasik7 4 года назад +2

    You could’ve optimized the laser room by going from start to finish instead of finish to start.

  • @samcollie3872
    @samcollie3872 4 года назад

    36:37-36:40 gave me serious office nostalgia

  • @gavinjohnson6387
    @gavinjohnson6387 4 года назад

    Jardon: it's just a lot to fit in
    Me: that's what she said

  • @hybridposts
    @hybridposts 4 года назад +11

    WOW! You beat it without even doing the water room the way i did. (It's shorter)
    Also I had no idea why the items were the way they were i just got lucky... perspective makes it 10x more clear.
    I uploaded the video if any of you guys wanna check it

  • @Omar-cw5gg
    @Omar-cw5gg 4 года назад +2

    Pawns 👏 can’t 👏 move 👏 backwards 👏

  • @dubl33_27
    @dubl33_27 4 года назад +1

    I was smelling the sweat from my school PE class when you started min maxing the run.

  • @darkrobo02
    @darkrobo02 4 года назад +1

    Thats maxe/teleport thing messed with my mind

  • @camthacam6293
    @camthacam6293 4 года назад +1

    Love your vids keep it up

  • @wildpotato8018
    @wildpotato8018 4 года назад +1

    Captain pawns only attack forward diagonally one space

  • @Animexenjoyer
    @Animexenjoyer 4 года назад

    This map is absolutely insanity

  • @number39utopiaminecrafter30
    @number39utopiaminecrafter30 4 года назад

    G'Day jardon, love your videos mate, hello from australia

  • @nezzaUwU
    @nezzaUwU 4 года назад +1

    I hate watching you do puzzle maps because I figure out some things before you and get annoyed, but I literally cant stop myself

  • @MrJoshie333_
    @MrJoshie333_ 4 года назад +4

    Who else hated that he doesn't sprint jump all the time?

  • @leeorminer
    @leeorminer 4 года назад +5

    24:58 "I sent HENTOID a message"

  • @emmerybunny317
    @emmerybunny317 4 года назад +1

    I feel bad you got frustrated I think your videos are awesome

  • @WitchCrona
    @WitchCrona 4 года назад +1

    Local man doesn’t understand how pawns move

  • @annag.simmons4519
    @annag.simmons4519 4 года назад

    36:32
    How did you know?
    Because you said you were gonna mess it up so you were expecting that. That made you mess it up. There's a saying that goes,"Wether you think you can, or you think you can't, you're right."

  • @LexNoxus
    @LexNoxus 4 года назад

    Jardon, assuming all the pieces of the cess board are facing towards the lever, The pawns shouldnt be able to attack you from diagonally behind

  • @phroggay
    @phroggay 4 года назад

    I have no idea what is going on, but I love it