Do not let him cook (Boneraiser Minions)

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @lewdramen8661
    @lewdramen8661 Год назад +266

    Northernlion once again showing his prowess in the "Controlling a little guy" genre of game.

    • @Tadge
      @Tadge Год назад +81

      the "lemme just squeeze right by ya"-like

  • @98loud
    @98loud Год назад +14

    "I don't care about the industry, I don't even care about my own industry, I'm just like "what's for lunch?"" sick ass quote

  • @1Vergil
    @1Vergil Год назад +67

    NL: This is like me vs a Panda.
    The game: Yes.

  • @elguty4045
    @elguty4045 Год назад +25

    Die seconds after saying it was like him and the Panda... "we can't kill each other"

  • @Vulture2k
    @Vulture2k Год назад +60

    so with this we solved the panda vs NL question, panda wins

  • @LunyDR
    @LunyDR Год назад +21

    that callout to the chatter for typing stuff for the streamer to read when he himself is Mr chat glancer, was actually hilarious.

  • @alastairvanmaren5243
    @alastairvanmaren5243 Год назад +4

    *Spends most of last episode talking about Subway and sandwiches, just confessed to wanting to own a Firehouse Subs franchise*
    "I'm not necessarily passionate about sandwiches or anything like that."
    🤔

  • @greenoctagon5296
    @greenoctagon5296 Год назад +10

    I'm a tobacconist, and it's for sure one of those dream jobs as far as difficulty go. It took a lot of learning very specific information and I have to use it on a daily basis, but when it all comes down to it I basically just get to talk to people about cigars and pipes all day. C tier for sure.

    • @AOTSismyhero
      @AOTSismyhero Год назад

      John David Cole is that you? 😂

  • @codreaaldoilea
    @codreaaldoilea Год назад +69

    This game gets me boned every time!

  • @benpinkerton6580
    @benpinkerton6580 Год назад +11

    @11:04 it was just like the panda... cause you died

  • @davidmcgowan735
    @davidmcgowan735 Год назад +6

    Can’t believe no one has mentioned the Cannon Giant looks like a dang minion

  • @Richard-sm6nu
    @Richard-sm6nu Год назад +18

    I hope someone tells him about the coffin contraption at the architect table that can give you a random skelly minion soon. Its such a big boost immediately.

    • @patrickbuchanan5890
      @patrickbuchanan5890 Год назад +2

      I mean i just wish he would remember to actually go fill in his empty Graves even

    • @jenshansenhavde
      @jenshansenhavde Год назад

      @@patrickbuchanan5890 How do you do that, a spell?

    • @Psychobum91932
      @Psychobum91932 Год назад +10

      This man does the bare minimum now. His brain is completely fried from SAP. Abandon all hope all ye who enter here.

    • @newp0rt
      @newp0rt Год назад +7

      @@Psychobum91932 yeah he declares reading a few sentences too much and just keeps running it back with zero progress/meta progressions. the game is literally just kiting enemies and he deems it too complicated and too much going on to pay attention. i love NL but this is just silly.

    • @myspicyclips6402
      @myspicyclips6402 Год назад +5

      @@newp0rt cmon, there’s a wall of text on each screen, and the text is all quirky flavor that doesn’t actually explain much. you’re being silly

  • @the1rorschach
    @the1rorschach Год назад +7

    This game is the only better value for your money than Costco in 2023.

  • @streetchronicles9025
    @streetchronicles9025 Год назад +12

    I’ve been watching him for a few months and he keeps talking about something called “Pellaton” and I have no idea what that is. I’ve deduced that it might have something to do with an exercise bike and I could just look it up but at this point it’s funnier to not know and try to deduce it piece by piece from different videos over months.

    • @mikeballew3207
      @mikeballew3207 Год назад +10

      I always assumed it was some sort of torture device based on the music he says it plays, but your idea sounds plausible as well.

    • @streetchronicles9025
      @streetchronicles9025 Год назад +2

      @@mikeballew3207 yeah this music thing baffles me. Like, is it exercise or music? I also saw an Allison Brie interview where she heard the word "bussy" on this pellaton and that confused me even more. Like do people also use it to communicate with each other or with random people? And who are these pellaton trainers NL talked about who have an easy job? I guess we'll never know.

    • @AllWIllFall2Me
      @AllWIllFall2Me Год назад

      @@streetchronicles9025 Here's an answer for you, but I'll hide it with the "read more" button, so that you don't have to learn until you want to.
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      A Peloton is a fancy (roughly $2,000 US) exercise bike that has a built-in screen that connects you to digital spin classes. (if spin classes aren't a thing in your area, they're a gym invention where you have a personal trainer run a collective stationary bike session for say, 10-30 people depending on the space.) So basically, NL gets on a bike in his house, and enters a livestream of a trainer hired by the company, During their class, the trainer can see the outputs of at-home participants, allowing them to call out encouragement, and they typically play music based on a specific genre or 'vibe'. (So a "cool-down ride" isn't going to be blasting heavy metal, etc)

  • @michaelmoone3676
    @michaelmoone3676 Год назад +7

    I think with the peloton instructor thing: the job is probably pretty easy once you get there. GETTING to that level of fitness where you're able to instruct a class, do an entire workout while still having breath to shout out commands, is pretty hard. So it's a lot of work at first but once you're done you just have to maintain that fitness.

    • @colehuston4510
      @colehuston4510 Год назад +1

      and the just showing up maintains the fitness

    • @maddy7704
      @maddy7704 Год назад +1

      Yeah, it's much harder to achieve mastery than to use it.

    • @vl507
      @vl507 Год назад

      He said he has a high five chain with chargers: did he give out his profile name?

  • @MattMacDougall
    @MattMacDougall Год назад +2

    25:00 ...yeah Peloton should sponsor NL. Hearing him talk about it every video convinced me.

  • @maxiumite
    @maxiumite Год назад +8

    NL: "Electrician is B tier difficulty"
    Me getting home after digging a 300 ft long by 2 ft deep trench: 😐😐😐

    • @limerslimer
      @limerslimer Год назад +1

      I been there exactly and while it may suck, it's really not *hard*

    • @MajorasWrath1
      @MajorasWrath1 Год назад

      lol this idiot hasn't heard of a CAT brand claw digger machine

  • @Ender13YT
    @Ender13YT Год назад +21

    NL has been saying "My ass" a lot lately.

    • @Kamasado99
      @Kamasado99 Год назад +4

      what do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee chord?...

  • @dylanjackson7325
    @dylanjackson7325 Год назад +8

    my bone is so raised for this new episode of boneraiser minions

  • @CycleMantis
    @CycleMantis Год назад

    49:33, no wonder this guy is dang pogged he's out of his gourd like no other

  • @NowBringIt
    @NowBringIt Год назад +1

    adding milk to cereal and describing it as cow juice and stew has to be the least sane thing youve ever said. Never change lol

  • @punkrockllama
    @punkrockllama Год назад +5

    "there's no way he can kill us" dies

    • @hoebare
      @hoebare Год назад

      This is why I keep coming back. :)

  • @Freekymoho
    @Freekymoho Год назад +6

    I feel like NL admitting to eating dry cereal is like a peak psycho moment

    • @paulunga
      @paulunga Год назад +3

      What's wrong with dry cereal?

    • @ericlamb4501
      @ericlamb4501 Год назад

      @@paulunga Really depends on the cereal. Frosted Flakes, Corn Flakes, Special K type cereal, Cheerios, or Fruit Loops? Sure thing. Anything else is basically just like eating dry saw dust

    • @paulunga
      @paulunga Год назад

      @@ericlamb4501 Yeh, that's true. And all of those are perfect "snackable" choices.
      But even the bad ones aren't any worse than say... Chex Mix or like mini pretzels.

    • @hoebare
      @hoebare Год назад

      The dry cereal bit was funny to me because I had JUST gotten back from the kitchen where I had poured myself a handful of honey-nut Cheerios and tossed them into my mouth. But I can just imagine him saying, "you and I are not the same."

  • @legion999
    @legion999 Год назад +3

    Well if Christiansen knew how to pleasure her but didnt, that's even worse than if he just have didn't the skill

  • @connorarchibald9548
    @connorarchibald9548 Год назад +1

    Love this series!

  • @timturner7609
    @timturner7609 Год назад +2

    46:31 man apples are like $4 each they're outrageous

  • @Blackobluna
    @Blackobluna Год назад

    Luna likes fries, bears like honey, so by the transitive propoerty of being 2 years old, fries must be made of honey

  • @FATxAZZxGONExCRAZZZY
    @FATxAZZxGONExCRAZZZY Год назад +1

    Empty stomach and hunger are two different things my guy.

  • @jobinFOG
    @jobinFOG Год назад

    i can only imagine the blessed joker spam after the jack nicholson reference

  • @Devilish_Fun
    @Devilish_Fun Год назад +2

    cereal is a top tier food, milk is used to make it more filling though. If I'm out of milk I eat it dry, nbd.

  • @sharkylover1443
    @sharkylover1443 Год назад +3

    NL, you should definitely try the demonologist class. He's a blast to play

  • @Nobody_Special310
    @Nobody_Special310 Год назад +2

    Egg is part of this complete breakfast.

  • @the_crossed121
    @the_crossed121 Год назад +1

    NL is calling me out as I sit and eat uncooked pasta while watching his take on dry cereal.

  • @ragerequiem6323
    @ragerequiem6323 Год назад +6

    More Boneraiser, let's go!

  • @pshyis
    @pshyis Год назад +2

    Cynical millennial male here. I would buy a standard stationary bike for like 200$ not pay 10 times as much plus monthly fee for a pelaton.

  • @theHippiecat15
    @theHippiecat15 Год назад

    I watched Banshees in theaters twice.

  • @manlyman8235
    @manlyman8235 Год назад +3

    Let him cook

  • @wrongwayscout
    @wrongwayscout Год назад +1

    if there was a boneranger would it be a bone-ranger as in a ranger of bone or a boner-anger as in a bone boomerang

    • @hoebare
      @hoebare Год назад

      If it is a bone ranger, is it a ranger hunting bone, or a ranger composed entirely of bone?

  • @LaserStorm117
    @LaserStorm117 Год назад

    I'm still convinced I hear Sabrepulse...

  • @bananabread8767
    @bananabread8767 Год назад +2

    I can smell what the egg is cooking

  • @HardCandy01
    @HardCandy01 Год назад

    15:20 valid +2

  • @suakeli
    @suakeli Год назад +1

    Boneraiser is my favorite kind of aiser.

  • @filipjohansson6406
    @filipjohansson6406 Год назад +1

    mineth bone has risen

  • @themangotango95
    @themangotango95 Год назад

    Poor Mr. Christensen

  • @karateman21874
    @karateman21874 Год назад +2

    Where's the 10 am sap upload?

  • @kadecooper7074
    @kadecooper7074 Год назад

    I will eat cereal with milk or without, it depends on if i have milk

  • @ericlamb4501
    @ericlamb4501 Год назад

    Wasn't Peloton brand recently in trouble for not paying the trainers and using copyrighted music without paying for it either? And something about being so backlogged some of their machines were faulty AND they were running out of money?

  • @pyroronnie2473
    @pyroronnie2473 Год назад

    This game is just too good

  • @jakeXIII
    @jakeXIII Год назад +1

    The bone do be raised tho

  • @MomirsLabTech
    @MomirsLabTech Год назад

    My bone, it's raised!

  • @TheClavichord
    @TheClavichord Год назад

    I eat all cereal dry.

  • @jobinFOG
    @jobinFOG Год назад

    sir ryan truly is thou everyday man, to this day! to this day!

  • @EVE101Patt
    @EVE101Patt Год назад

    the deamon that is bonethrowing is by far the worst of all deamons

  • @Linden531
    @Linden531 Год назад

    DO NOT COOK

  • @snappyturtle8721
    @snappyturtle8721 Год назад

    My bone is raised

  • @wangledteb5671
    @wangledteb5671 Год назад +1

    "Streaming is an easy job" Yeah for you maybe :P If I had to be interesting and funny enough for 100s of people to wanna watch me play video games 8 hours a day to make a living I would fuckin starve to death lmao

  • @elnogal9298
    @elnogal9298 Год назад +1

    Ahhh the egg will one day learn to read what his class actually does :D

    • @hoebare
      @hoebare Год назад

      Don't hold your breath...

  • @deoxxys
    @deoxxys Год назад

    ;-; im crying, hes wasted so many hero souls cause hes not spending them all on the class upgrades.
    BRO THEY CAP OUT @ 9

  • @MenAreNotOk
    @MenAreNotOk Год назад +1

    Bro... His take on cereal and milk is so ridiculous.

  • @samuelraji8343
    @samuelraji8343 Год назад

    Bro, NL sometimes is just as at video games.

  • @willywonkabrah314
    @willywonkabrah314 Год назад

    Please tell me there's a clip of NL losing his mind about anikin Skywalker being able to please a women.!!

  • @Unibot47
    @Unibot47 Год назад

    This dude yells in his jerry seinfeld voice in like every video now 😬

  • @Gijjers
    @Gijjers Год назад

    If the Criterion Channel had a twitch stream I would never watch anything else

  • @ncsharkmanandk9queen904
    @ncsharkmanandk9queen904 Год назад

    The amount of simps for NL in the comments.

  • @shanadir
    @shanadir Год назад

    Yoghurt is just superior to milk for cereal

  • @sonofhades57
    @sonofhades57 Год назад +1

    I like how NL is still defensive about his shitty panda take.

  • @_fanter
    @_fanter Год назад +1

    when will he recognize that when he tries to suck enemies he ends up losing insane amounts of health

    • @MajorasWrath1
      @MajorasWrath1 Год назад

      That's why you suck em tenderly to minimize HP loss. You get one max HP every first kiss it feels like.

  • @HugeFrigginGuy
    @HugeFrigginGuy Год назад

    The best arguments for Marvel movies to fail rapidly and spectacularly is the actual negative effects they actually have on the industry. They use their size and influence to pressure effects houses into unfair and exploitative labor practices, they fail to fairly compensate the creators of the properties they make literal billions off of, and Disney's unfettered acquisition of numerous other media companies places them in a duopoly with Warner, which is rapidly approaching a monopoly. I've liked MCU stuff in the past, but yeah, they're bad for the industry and society at large.

  • @joshmoh123
    @joshmoh123 Год назад

    Pog

  • @Phukaloop
    @Phukaloop Год назад

    Boner aiser

  • @stephenseibel5544
    @stephenseibel5544 Год назад

    Let's gooo first view

  • @Thor3661
    @Thor3661 Год назад +1

    F that sh*t if she doesn't come it's not always his fault, some women have a hard time coming during intercourse and for some it's pretty easy. so men it's not always up to you 😁🫶🏼