+sans “Lord of Puns” the skeleton hey Sans come over and shake my hand *shakes hands* blplpllllplpllpllpllllpllplp hehe the old woopie cushion in the the hand trick hey Sans how was that
king youki that’s never stated in the show. He mentions a living mother later in the series, likely this is just because the writers did not remember that they established the parents die.
Truman: "Are you here to make a human-alien hybrid?" Zoidberg: "Are you coming on to me?" Truman: "Jimminy, I take exception to that!" Zoidberg: "I'm not hearing a no ..."
I've always thought that the exchanging X-mas gifts was Zoidberg's best moment. Hermes bought a set of combs for a lobster with no hair and is mortified he enjoys them.
My thought is, why was it that Amy heard Zoidberg say "I'm gonna eat Amy's leftover potato chips" and instantly thought "Ah, yes. He must mean my toenail clippings."
Lol.....that 'My Mother was a SAINT!' bit is still one of my very favorite Zoidberg moments. TOO funny! Fry accidentally insulted Zoidberg's mother in his native tongue.
"the first clue came to me at 4:15 when the clock stopped, the next clue came to me two hours later at 4:15" I never caught that one before. And the reason the clock was stopped being bc of the body, this show is amazing with how it dominoes the jokes.
I think one of my favorite moments was when the professor put everyone (except Bender, Zoidberg, and himself) in a spinning machine to find out who Kif got pregnant by; the machine would throw anyone out who wasn't the parent. It threw Zoidberg out. professor: "Zoidberg?! What the hell were you doing in there?" Zoidberg: "I'm homeless. I have no where else to go!"
Fun fact: Pazuzu was an ancient female demon in the Middle East. It was very ugly. With its ugly face it scared away other demons and protected newborn children and the mothers from sudden infant death. That was the reason for very ugly mask of demons on the doors of houses where new babys were born
my next clue came at 4:15 when the clock stopped, and the Next came 2 hours later at *4:15* when i found amy's body i didn't notice that line till now.
"anteater number 1 who are you protecting? Is it anteater number 2?" "Can you give me a name" *anteater noises* "how do you spell that?" Truly a genius.
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i was always so happy when zoidberg was happy...poor zoidberg
He was poor :D :D but yeah...
Zoidfuck!
Zoidberg has a happy ending 😊
Friends help, a guinea pig tricked me 3:54
He end up with Emilia Clarke tho so big dub for him
Missed one of the best ones: 1940s humans ask Zoidberg why he came to Earth and he says "I ask myself the same thing" or something like that.
"Not a day goes by that i dont ask my self that question"
John A. Zoidberg This ain't none of your business, slick.
"Did you come here to make an alien-human crossbreed"
"Are you coming onto me?"
@@unguardedgorillas1760 I'm not hearing a no.
@@sabinshrestha315 His name is not Slick. It's Zoidberg. JOHN FUCKING ZOIDBERG!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
“Friends! Help! A guinea pig tricked me!”
@John A. Zoidberg hey zoidberg how are you today btw what dose the a mean in your name after the John
"Look at me I'm doctor zoidberg homeowner "
@John A. Zoidberg hey zoidberg guess what woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop
@John A. Zoidberg my day was good thank you for asking btw how did a guinea pig tricked you I'm just curious but do you have a favourite anime
@John A. Zoidberg sorry about your home zoidberg but you have your friends and a new friend can you guess who
"When I discovered the murdered body of Amy's dead deceased corpse!"
How many adjectives does a guy need to describe death?
That Bald Guy Yes
Esssay: *requires 200 words.
Zoidberg:
I would’ve never guessed that corpses can be dead or deceased
Especially love that he says he saw the clock at 4:15 and then two hours later at 4:15.
It's funny how Zoidberg knows his mother was a saint, even though the parents die after mating.
Only the Father does. The mother lived to ridecule his every life decision.
+sans “Lord of Puns” the skeleton hey Sans come over and shake my hand *shakes hands* blplpllllplpllpllpllllpllplp hehe the old woopie cushion in the the hand trick hey Sans how was that
Adrian The Vulture both parents die ,then kid is raised by a celibate relative (I.e mother)
4:59 zoidberg is funny
king youki that’s never stated in the show. He mentions a living mother later in the series, likely this is just because the writers did not remember that they established the parents die.
There's one they left out:
"The president is gagging on my gas bladder! What an honor!!"
Season 4 episode 7
Roswell That Ends Well
Don't cut that! I need that to speak! ~saws faster~
From the same episode "And in this corner, ZOIDBERG! what is this a funeral?" Also "DEVILED EGG?? *gobbles it" ... The same deviled egg...
Deviled egg.
Oh deviled egg!!
Dame deviled egg.
Truman: "Are you here to make a human-alien hybrid?"
Zoidberg: "Are you coming on to me?"
Truman: "Jimminy, I take exception to that!"
Zoidberg: "I'm not hearing a no ..."
"You're on a date, what do you do?"
"Ask her to mate with me."
Isnt that how it works
Tinder in a nutshell
What an absolute chad
This is how I approach girls in bars. Word-by-word.
I've always thought that the exchanging X-mas gifts was Zoidberg's best moment. Hermes bought a set of combs for a lobster with no hair and is mortified he enjoys them.
Finally! I look as pretty as I feel!
I'd love to be like Zoidberg, nothing in life seems to get this guy down
He's not a guy, he's a lobster alien thing
He's a decapodian
Nothing bothers him cuz he’s really simple
He got upset when his pet Slinky died.
Unless you steal his jokes.
3:53 “friends! help! a guinea pig tricked me!” 💀 the writing team for “Futurama” was absolutely brilliant 😆
"My first clue came at 4 : 15. The second came 2 hours later at 4 : 15."
WIll always be my favorite.
Me, too! That gets me every time! XD
I like how he says it as if it’s a different time
@@joshhurst9770 that is the joke
“A buffet! Oh if only I had my wallet with me.”
“Uhhhh it’s free.”
*DEMON SCREECH*
Realistic.
He always seemed so full of life. Laughing, singing, begging for scraps…
Zoidberg:” Friends! I’ve got barnacles on my tuckus!”🤣🤣🤣
5:55
"Finally I look as pretty as I feel!" -classic trolling Zoidberg
“Tell her she looks skinny.”
Zoidberg: “You look malnourished”
I laughed so hard.
What's even better is that it works
Very true as someone that likes fat chciks
6:20 "Those were toe nail clippings." "A feast is a feast."
My thought is, why was it that Amy heard Zoidberg say "I'm gonna eat Amy's leftover potato chips" and instantly thought "Ah, yes. He must mean my toenail clippings."
@@weebjeez Probably was nothing else it could've been.
The Garnet Gamer because amy didn’t eat any potato chip recently, and because zoidberg is a moron.
Bell delphine selling her nails
Michael Weber maybe because she knows she didn’t eat potato chips recently and she trimmed her toenails recently
4:42 that look of concern and dread the professor has when he looks back after saying "You'll be fine!"
Not only does Zoidberg not realize the clock is broken, but he has to come up with four synonyms of “dead” before he is satisfied 😂
"the first clue came to me at 4:15 when the clock stopped, the next clue came two hours later at 4:15" I fucking loved that line.
That was brilliant.
"No not that mouth!"
"Young lady I'm an expert at humans, now open a mouth and say bebebebebe."
Lmao
Sativa Senpai what?! My mother was a saint!!!
he says pick a mouth LOL
Great, now I can't look at Zoidberg without thinking about Daithi de Nogla
Who?
+Garreth o'Brien look him up he is a famous RUclips gamer who plays g mod using zoidberg as his character
OMG...
Samez
aaaaannnnds you just lost all your friends
Zoidberg was always one of my favorite characters. He so unique. Even though he was the oddball out.
That was the point of his character anyways, the oddball there but perfectly does what he needs to fill
“It’s all so complicated with the flowers and the romance and the lies upon lies!”
What an astute observation!
It's a great parody of Cyrano De Bergerac.
6:29 Zoidberg just did a soviet Russia joke!!!
+An1meG33K AYYY
+Brendan Salucci I don't get it
Luis Mendoza
the joke in the show was before the meme (ahead of his time) but the show takes place in the far future (way behind)
Yakov Smirnoff
@@basedbattledroid3507 Yeah, he created this joke before It was a meme, in the 80s or 90s... And he was from the Soviet Union.
young lady, i am an expert on humans!
now pick a mouth and say *wired noise implied*
*_Ahem_* Du du da da da du.
Can't believe this thing took 3 years lol)
@@TweekLudwig What? My mother was a saint!
Massive_Legend_Here *GET OOOOUUUUT!!!!!*
Ask her to mate with me!
"What are you hackin' off? Is it my torso?! It is! My precious torso!!"
That line always destroys me 😂😂
0:13
Oh if I only had my wallet with me...
+theentertainmentguy ~The Pure sound of Joy and Happiness~
+aReapersHell *gobbling food*
+Invader Metaandre "Get me the president!"
its free. WWOENDBSJWBSBSJSV SSH SISN GFS HS
@Дилан Ванчовски *gasp*
Every moment with Zoidberg on screen is an EXCELLENT moment!
Lol.....that 'My Mother was a SAINT!' bit is still one of my very favorite Zoidberg moments. TOO funny! Fry accidentally insulted Zoidberg's mother in his native tongue.
What do you think he said
What are you hacking off?! Is it my torso? *IT IS! MY PRECIOUS TORSO!*
SHUT UP HERMES IM TRTING TO DEDUCE THIS
+Pineapple King *trying
Galen quiet I'm didusing things
HERMES, QUIET! I'M DEDUCING THINGS!
2:55 When you tell your friend a joke, they laugh, repeat it, and then the class thinks they came up with it.
yeah
Literally
"I found a new shell in the dumpster...it was just like my old one, but this one had a raccoon inside it!"
I swear Futurama had such great comedic timing 😂
I think so too.
"Two meals in one week" then he eats the guinea pig that was fu**ing funny :P
In my opinion Dr. Zoidberg is one of the best characters .
I always loved Zoidberg's strange speech pattern
It's supposed to be like an older Jewish man's accent.
7:36 OMG THAT SOUND XD
xD
+super pig That's the sound I would make if there was a free buffet
+super pig AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH....!!!!!!!!!!
+super pig It's the sound of pure joy. Then the feeding sound that follows is similar to mine. XD
Uhmmmm... its free.
7:36 the funniest part in futurama history lmao 😂
“Uhm, it’s free…”
"the first clue came to me at 4:15 when the clock stopped, the next clue came to me two hours later at 4:15" I never caught that one before. And the reason the clock was stopped being bc of the body, this show is amazing with how it dominoes the jokes.
I love Futurama. There probably won't ever be a show quite like it. Truly a gem of television.
5:03 “What?! My mother was a saint! GET OUT!”
Fun fact: Zoidberg's wooping is based off of Curly from The Three Stoogies
“Who’s intimidating who now, big city!”
Most of the people who are old enough to know what three stooges is already knew that
"It's free."*_"AAAAAAAAAAEEEEIIIIIOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"_*
help, I can't breathe!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think one of my favorite moments was when the professor put everyone (except Bender, Zoidberg, and himself) in a spinning machine to find out who Kif got pregnant by; the machine would throw anyone out who wasn't the parent. It threw Zoidberg out.
professor: "Zoidberg?! What the hell were you doing in there?"
Zoidberg: "I'm homeless. I have no where else to go!"
fry: make up some feelings and tell her that you have them.
zoidberg: *[raises hand]*
fry: yes?
zoidberg: Is desire to mate a feeling?
Came for the Zoidberg, stayed for the _PAZUZUUUUUUU~_
Fun fact:
Pazuzu was an ancient female demon in the Middle East.
It was very ugly.
With its ugly face it scared away other demons and protected newborn children and the mothers from sudden infant death.
That was the reason for very ugly mask of demons on the doors of houses where new babys were born
Woop woop woop
Yes. Yes it is.
your a funny lobster!
+Makenzie Scherzer WOAH! You can't use that word! That's racist!
Makenzie Scherzer i can say lobster because I am one
like a lobster.
“This video pwns all other Zoidberg videos”
2009 was a special time
For some reason, I think Zoidberg is just adorable. ❤🦂
Fun Fact Cuttlefish faces look just like Zoidberg!
Zoidberg: What's this two meals in one week! Guinean pig screams. LOL!
Aaanndddd Zoidberg picks up another piece, the crowd goes wild !! Ahhhh!!!
4:42 - That double take always kills me.
1:49 run away
2:55 that's my joke! I'LL KILL YOU!
4:01 attack of the giant zoidberg
5:03 what!? my mother was a saint! GET OUT!
7:18 feeding frenzy
Excellent young lady.
(V)(:,,:)(V)
WOOB WOB WOB WOB WOB WOOB
(1:50)
Don't forget Nuk Nuk Nuk
+Brandon Labit Both are a homage to Curly of the three stooges.
+ApocalypticGaming "Look at me! Dr Zoidberg! Home owner!"
Pls no.
+mrFalloutFan95 goddam piece of shit psycopath
my next clue came at 4:15 when the clock stopped, and the Next came 2 hours later at *4:15* when i found amy's body
i didn't notice that line till now.
one of the best all time characters in american animation.
Zoidberg is my favourite futurama character he is so sweet and pure
I laughed the whole way through, my favorite show of all time.
Deny my credit card application, will you?
*punches Chase bank*
Need a new video? Why not Zoidberg?
ijknjjj
+Kid from Africa ;-;
+Kid from Africa Why not Zoidberg indeed.
+John.A Zoidberg WOOP WOOP WOOP
Screw this. Im gonna make my own video, with blackjack and hookers.
Forgot this one
Hermes: These are mighty tasty
Zoidberg: Thank you, I made them myself
Hermes: realizes he's eating Zoidberg's claws
Thought he said he fertilized them himself x'D.
Money doesn't make good people no sir ri zoidberg so humble. & he doesn't let life worry him.
*sawing in zoidbergs chest*
"Dont cut that! I need that to speak"
*looks at each other*
*starts sawing faster*
I was not expecting that Wizard part. Pure gold
1% lobster + 99% Homer Simpson= Dr. Zoidberg.
Homer sucks
+Jordon wut
99% Jewish 1% homer
Bender looks more like Homer. It was even a joke in "Simpsorama" (season 25).
Look at me! I’m Dr Zoidberg, homeowner!
7:35 the noise he made is too funny! 😂😂😂
4:56 What was that sound zoidberg made XD XD XD
Zoidberg is one of my fave Futurama characters...next to Bender of course :)
And the professor
7:03 me encouraging myself to continue being alive
aaaah the fresh air feels goood 6:10
1:55 the best :DDD
What? Now there's a bird involved?
Sherlock Zoidberg: what a brillant detective! He's always one step ahead :D
"anteater number 1 who are you protecting? Is it anteater number 2?"
"Can you give me a name" *anteater noises* "how do you spell that?" Truly a genius.
@@azechase6597 He's the best!😂
"Dear Dr. Jerkberg"
Lmao
5:15 That was one of the first clips I saw of Futurama, it made me think Zoidberg was addicted to sports
Coming across this 12 years later in my recommended 👌👍 Zoidberg is hands down the funniest cartoon character ever created!!🦞
Thank you for posting this. Zoidberg is my favorite!
This was everything I needed this morning.
Zoidberg is my fave character from futurama
0:13 *Hermes Quiet!.*
2:00 never fails to make me laugh
I think Nogla is perfect voice for him XD
Same
Yeah
Totally agree!
all episode zoidberg screw up and Funny
we know
He's my favourite character😍
4:06 I can't say that I wouldn't do the same thing.
I needed this to make me feel better
0:53 My reaction in Among Us when less people than expected show up at the meeting
4:11
I feel the same
The memories!! They are flowing back!!
you know, he's kind of cute in a strange way
7:30 the best part
3:10 Hermes thought that Zoidberg was bald, being unaware of his new hair, so he must have brought those combs for Zoidberg out of spite.
“Help, a guinea pig tricked me”
Zoidberg = best character ever XD
1:45 i love this part XD
Agree
7:36 ME WHEN I GET FREE FOOD
DahiDeNogla is so popular that they made his old Gmod player model into a character in a show.
My son and I met Billy West, the voice of Dr. Z, at Geek'dcon. He was a great guy
love when montages have a good ending clip, so many missed opportunities in most of them
Zoidberg is my favorite character in Futurama he’s so funny I always liked him he so amazing 😁
That scuttle gets me everytime
I love when he molts his shell and is all jiggly 🤣
05:27 I'm not even lying, I've seen people doing this at the gym, and breaking their spines in the process.
Being a lobster?
Yeah
THANK YOU!!!!