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  • Coffin Dance Anime Edition Opening Song | but with a twist...KONO DIO DA! | Friedrich Habetler Music
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    Cover by: Friedrich Habetler & Dio Brando
    Original by:Vicetone & Tony Igy
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    Anime: Dio's Bizarre Adventure
    #CoffinDance #Anime #Meme #Song #KonoDioDa
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Комментарии • 4 тыс.

  • @FriedrichHabetlerMusic
    @FriedrichHabetlerMusic  4 года назад +4359

    Dio and the Coffin Dance Crusaders...
    Edit: Song now available in *Spotify* and others stores link in description!!

    • @slothblaze3170
      @slothblaze3170 4 года назад +51

      Dear God... It's beautiful

    • @loneli_
      @loneli_ 4 года назад +28

      This is something I didn't know I needed until now.

    • @kakyiondonut6084
      @kakyiondonut6084 4 года назад +20

      A jojo each from the first 4 four parts carrying DIO’s coffin.

    • @kyanite5994
      @kyanite5994 4 года назад +1

      Thank you

    • @kingdarma8081
      @kingdarma8081 4 года назад +1

      Brilliant idea this is top tier content

  • @DonPlayPL
    @DonPlayPL 4 года назад +6732

    This is now a canon because one of Diavolo's deaths is to bury him alive in a casket by the people of Ghana

    • @darkmight3964
      @darkmight3964 4 года назад +170

      hey Funny Valentine, have you seen Johnny ?

    • @DonPlayPL
      @DonPlayPL 4 года назад +186

      @@darkmight3964 Yes, he's looking for parts of Christ's body

    • @yahboi2162
      @yahboi2162 4 года назад +58

      @@DonPlayPL HOLY CHRISTAN CHILD

    • @kio7320
      @kio7320 4 года назад +20

      @@DonPlayPL sorry for killing you

    • @ryanspence5831
      @ryanspence5831 4 года назад +20

      @@DonPlayPL bruh it's Joseph of Arimathaea's body, smh you started this search and dont even realize what you're looking for, worst president in US history... i will not be voting for you again

  • @Davidpostingshid
    @Davidpostingshid 3 года назад +1427

    I’m not even here for the meme, this is just a really good song

  • @puff_ehz
    @puff_ehz 4 года назад +414

    Pallbearers: "Behold.. our stand.."
    "ASTRONOMIA!"

    • @SafiullahMollick
      @SafiullahMollick 4 года назад +13

      Za Astronomia da......
      *Death*

    • @thousandyardstaree
      @thousandyardstaree 3 года назад +6

      Jokes aside, that would be a really cool stand name.

    • @tausiftaha12
      @tausiftaha12 3 года назад

      I would see astronomia as like C-moon or something to do with space and astronomy

    • @daysand123
      @daysand123 3 года назад

      Part 9 be like

    • @Alias3141
      @Alias3141 3 года назад +1

      Remake Part 2 with these guys, the paller men

  • @socialaccount0000
    @socialaccount0000 4 года назад +17082

    If Dio actually died in Part 1 and Johnathon held a funeral for him

    • @plr2906
      @plr2906 4 года назад +838

      Jonathan, Speedwagon, Straits and Erina dancing

    • @kakyiondonut6084
      @kakyiondonut6084 4 года назад +351

      PLR 127 unhappy Jonathon noises

    • @kyanite5994
      @kyanite5994 4 года назад +133

      How cute

    • @justsomeguywithbaguette1860
      @justsomeguywithbaguette1860 4 года назад +101

      The Coffin Guy:

    • @nam6282
      @nam6282 4 года назад +243

      Social Account if the police actually shot Dio in time:

  • @ricastro53
    @ricastro53 4 года назад +3294

    Dio: tries to kill jotaro with a steam roller
    Jotaro:

    • @Joemamagaming36
      @Joemamagaming36 4 года назад +32

      meet my four friends

    • @mastereduimusic
      @mastereduimusic 4 года назад +29

      Allow me to introduce myself. I, am Coffin Man 1, Corey. I have the ability to turn any resource into a coffin, and no matter what it’s made of, I can always carry it easily.

    • @izaktaylor1084
      @izaktaylor1084 4 года назад +10

      Dio figuring out that jotaro can stop time:

    • @zenon4440
      @zenon4440 4 года назад +5

      jotaro in part 6 :

    • @kujojotaro8937
      @kujojotaro8937 4 года назад +1

      ROAD ROLLER!!!!

  • @JERRETT-yu7os
    @JERRETT-yu7os 4 года назад +2206

    Stand Name: 「 Astronomia 」
    Stand Type: Long-Distance Range + Shared
    Stand Master(s): The Coffin Dancers
    Power: ?
    Speed: B
    Range: Infinite
    Durability: B
    Precision: A
    Potential: A
    Astronomia is an incredibly powerful, but very situational stand shared between the Coffin Dancers. Unlike most stands, it is completely visible to non-stand users.The stand manifests in the hands of its users as a life-size, well-made casket. The stand and its users are extremely rare to see, as they only ever appear when someone is about to die, or during a funeral. When the designated person dies, any and all people assigned to carry the deceased person's casket are replaced with the Coffin Dancers, who perform a dance routine while carrying Astronomia. When the deceased is buried, the stand and its users vanish.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +892

    It's all fun and games until you hear a quiet "REEE" when dancing with a coffin

  • @LoannaDiem
    @LoannaDiem 4 года назад +1839

    Dio: "Huh whats going on?"
    Jonathon: *Coffin Dance*
    Joseph: *Coffin Dance*
    Giorno: *Coffin Dance*
    Josuke: *Coffin Dance*
    Jotaro: *Leads the way*

    • @tastydoomtime8890
      @tastydoomtime8890 4 года назад +49

      I'd thank Johnathan would being the first jojo in the series

    • @RBlair69
      @RBlair69 4 года назад +39

      Giorno'd have to be the leader. He's the only short one. Josuke's tall, and the others are huge.

    • @apersonwhoexists6316
      @apersonwhoexists6316 4 года назад +23

      Yeet him back into the ocean

    • @rundelbellen4791
      @rundelbellen4791 4 года назад +16

      Giorno should lead because it's his father who died

    • @sappy6841
      @sappy6841 4 года назад +5

      Jonathon

  • @Overlordough1201
    @Overlordough1201 4 года назад +4542

    Here it is JoJo fans, how DIO crossed the whole of the world without seeing a car until Egypt.

    • @blaylockhood9492
      @blaylockhood9492 4 года назад +189

      Finally one lest plot whole

    • @justgrapes5871
      @justgrapes5871 4 года назад +366

      He'd seen a car before, just making a remark about how they were amazing, like if you said 'this pizza is good' that doesn't mean that is your first time eating pizza.
      he'd defiantly seen a car when he visited Pucci several times.
      not to mention that there is a stand user who works for him with a literal car as a stand.

    • @larrystrk6496
      @larrystrk6496 4 года назад +39

      @@justgrapes5871 Lol well yea ur right

    • @averyangrygardengnome
      @averyangrygardengnome 4 года назад +123

      He walked like an Egyptian

    • @nicolasgrard241
      @nicolasgrard241 4 года назад +37

      He never said he didn't see a car before

  • @Jo-Wilbe-Dina
    @Jo-Wilbe-Dina 3 года назад +204

    Coffin Dancers: *exists*
    DIO: “Oh you’re approaching me?”

  • @Jo-Wilbe-Dina
    @Jo-Wilbe-Dina 3 года назад +150

    DIO: “Oh, you’re approaching me?”
    Coffin Dancers: *”We* can’t *put you inside the coffin* without getting closer.”
    DIO: “HO! HO! Then come as close as you like.”

  • @JLNS0KU
    @JLNS0KU 4 года назад +2605

    Kira: *Tries to activate bites the dust*
    Ambulance:

    • @calibvr
      @calibvr 4 года назад +26

      I felt bad for the dude tbh

    • @iliveinsideyourhouse3943
      @iliveinsideyourhouse3943 4 года назад +65

      @@calibvr
      His fault for living in a crazy noisy bizarre town

    • @toilet844
      @toilet844 4 года назад +16

      @@iliveinsideyourhouse3943 Still would have wanted to see him die by everyone's barrage though...

    • @vinokai
      @vinokai 4 года назад +8

      Silvrakina Hyperr I winced, but I didn't really feel bad....karma finally caught up to him.

    • @kiloklavdi1185
      @kiloklavdi1185 4 года назад +5

      @@vinokai that hand fetish...

  • @piyoni
    @piyoni 4 года назад +4475

    Coffin Dancers: * approach Dio*
    Dio: * sees Coffin Dancers coming towards him* ZA WARUDO
    Coffin Dancers: * Still coming towards him*
    Dio: Oh shi-

    • @TwilightFlower9
      @TwilightFlower9 4 года назад +249

      So it's the same kind of stand as Astronomia Platinum

    • @bogywogy5162
      @bogywogy5162 4 года назад +117

      the Coffin Dancers reply: MUDADA!!!!

    • @diobrando5480
      @diobrando5480 4 года назад +89

      IMPOSSIBLE!!!

    • @drsharkboy6568
      @drsharkboy6568 4 года назад +73

      Dio: WRRRRYYYYY?????

    • @AmaryInkawult
      @AmaryInkawult 4 года назад +124

      Plot Twist: the Dancers are the Colony Stand of the guy in the coffin of the original Coffin Dance video and, much like Rolling Stones, goes after people fated to die but ferry them directly to the afterlife to meet their collective @ $ § whoopin by the many spirits that individual wronged in their lifetime, Astronomia will carry a coffin with the name of their current target and will dance to the ends of the earth until they deliver their retribution. Not even Time or Space will stop this Stand. At least that is my headcanon according to this thread.

  • @deepalideshpande8668
    @deepalideshpande8668 4 года назад +226

    Think about the person who died to give us this meme........

  • @user-dx4cx4od8s
    @user-dx4cx4od8s 3 года назад +87

    Diavolo: im already see this for 1000 TIMES

  • @Manuel-tb3ew
    @Manuel-tb3ew 4 года назад +1590

    Stand user: Camera man
    Stand: Coffin company
    Ability: Instantly able to kill someone by teleporting them into a coffin when they are in a funny near death scenario.

    • @hinsakoza8490
      @hinsakoza8490 4 года назад +57

      Honestly, I could totally see such a minor Jofoe, managing near the end of an episode to launch his attack on an important character, only to discover that he was actually filming someone else due to one of the stand of the protagonist, before getting beaten up while some really flashy theme is playing

    • @nightmaremiox5883
      @nightmaremiox5883 4 года назад +20

      Basically it’s infinite deaths of GER but with only one death

    • @rosmanismail8715
      @rosmanismail8715 4 года назад +4

      Weakness:....?

    • @renavolver1725
      @renavolver1725 4 года назад +3

      Stand Name: [UNDER MY THUMB]

    • @alvarokraken
      @alvarokraken 4 года назад +13

      Stand: [ ASTRONOMIA ]

  • @runiqe
    @runiqe 4 года назад +1674

    Stand Name: [T h e C o f f i n]
    Stand User(s) : A Dancing Five
    A shared stand. Can be activated by anyone from the team (5 members). Stand is a coffin, that can appear ONLY behind people. Also has to be at least 5 meters AWAY from the target. If someone (including the user) gets inside the coffin, it closes and they get taken by spirits (usually skeletons in team's clothes) to hell. Less users [T h e C o f f i n] has, the longer process will last:
    5 users: 1 minute
    4 users: 5 minutes
    3 users: 10 minutes
    2 users: 15 minutes
    1 user: 30 minutes
    Note: Victim can't open the coffin, but anyone else can. Also only 1 person can be inside at a time.

    • @santinoamin296
      @santinoamin296 4 года назад +48

      is the best stand i read

    • @johncox187
      @johncox187 4 года назад +15

      N-NANI!?

    • @sanae2770
      @sanae2770 4 года назад +8

      Nice soldier

    • @Rimed-eu9jl
      @Rimed-eu9jl 4 года назад +16

      ITS ANOTHER ENEMY STAND!?

    • @Prince-mz9tc
      @Prince-mz9tc 4 года назад +6

      This will officially added in manga remake of part 6 and anime also.😂

  • @WillyThePrick
    @WillyThePrick 4 года назад +42

    This meme will never die, because if it does these guys will just have to dance with it in a coffin

  • @doomslayerobama
    @doomslayerobama 4 года назад +60

    This man can turn literally anything into something with relation of JoJo.

    • @DroidTSK
      @DroidTSK 3 года назад +1

      JoJo, JoJo everywhere!

  • @ExtremeKeonN
    @ExtremeKeonN 4 года назад +1843

    Me and the boys when finishing Stardust Crusaders:

  • @leonnham3497
    @leonnham3497 4 года назад +2584

    Yes

  • @houndrysmagolyteofhope4661
    @houndrysmagolyteofhope4661 4 года назад +37

    0:36 a lot more songs need parts like these, it sounds beautiful and memeful on equal measure.

  • @lilgozen1781
    @lilgozen1781 3 года назад +22

    Other Anime's: wins cuz of friendship Dio: USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS x5

  • @lazypurplethatisfake9208
    @lazypurplethatisfake9208 4 года назад +4970

    Plot twist: those people who carried the coffin was Smokey’s children and was helping joseph the whole time.

    • @larrystrk6496
      @larrystrk6496 4 года назад +84

      oMg

    • @bormby_jones
      @bormby_jones 4 года назад +212

      Anxiety Plays shit Smokey got busy after KARS died huh

    • @scruffles3838
      @scruffles3838 4 года назад +119

      @@bormby_jones I after surviving *THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM* wouldn't you?

    • @saadinhalf
      @saadinhalf 4 года назад +24

      Wait how would they be helping him

    • @chi6423
      @chi6423 4 года назад +38

      The genuine
      Only correlation is they’re black
      Tf lmao

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +579

    When Dio only gets to listen to this twice.
    While Diavolo has to listen to this on repeat for infinity.

  • @Remspamton
    @Remspamton 4 года назад +25

    This sounds like the moving music that plays when the main character is about to lose and then has one last trick

  • @shadeaubetoile9799
    @shadeaubetoile9799 4 года назад +14

    When DIO can't move and he hears Jotaro talking right behind him

  • @xyrokai6343
    @xyrokai6343 4 года назад +687

    Out of everything, I never expected a JoJo and Coffin Dance collab.

  • @D_Rexo
    @D_Rexo 4 года назад +696

    Plot twist: They were the ones who move DIO coffin into DIO palace after being found on an empty boat.

  • @pawepajak7142
    @pawepajak7142 4 года назад +138

    somebody noticed za warudo sound in 0:48 ?

  • @Nightmare-xp5up
    @Nightmare-xp5up 4 года назад +16

    *Imagine being one of the coffin dancers and seeing yourself everywhere*

  • @liriksukun2430
    @liriksukun2430 4 года назад +421

    When DIO died trying to test his time stop with a shotgun:

    • @bromomento5913
      @bromomento5913 4 года назад +28

      Bullets don't work. Jon

    • @deadmemesreviver7801
      @deadmemesreviver7801 4 года назад +5

      @@bromomento5913ITS sacrams

    • @addan3002
      @addan3002 4 года назад +6

      @AleNoConstancy IS THAT A DAMNED TERRARIA REFERENCE ?!?!?!

    • @potentia16
      @potentia16 4 года назад +3

      iS tHiS a ZeRo TwO rEfErEnCe

    • @kakyiondonut6084
      @kakyiondonut6084 4 года назад

      Darius Perlado no, it’s a diamond is unbreakable reference

  • @calabresad9484
    @calabresad9484 4 года назад +722

    "2020 will be a great year!---"
    *The one guy that ate bat soup:*

    • @calabresad9484
      @calabresad9484 4 года назад +23

      *oh ho,* thanks for the heart.

    • @itaysd3721
      @itaysd3721 4 года назад +8

      I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT PEOPLE THINK WHEN THEY EAT BAT SOUP

    • @SIRUNOWN
      @SIRUNOWN 4 года назад +10

      @@itaysd3721 they think: Huh, this Soup kinda tastes funny. Like some kind of Tropical Beer, would be great with a slice of Lime

    • @houndrysmagolyteofhope4661
      @houndrysmagolyteofhope4661 4 года назад +12

      @@SIRUNOWN nah they think:
      I AM DRINKING BAT BLOOD , HENCE I SHALL BE KNOWN AS BATMAN INCARNATE! *Introduces menacing chinese characters*
      Ps. Is not racist because the Chinese actually think this kind of stuff happens with food.

    • @kiett9387
      @kiett9387 4 года назад +2

      calabresa :D the guy ate bat soup is *batman*

  • @kingcoveryepic
    @kingcoveryepic 4 года назад +128

    STAND: 「THE COFFIN」
    STAND USER: Coffin dancer
    STAND ABILITY: Once in range, it’s able to trap others into the coffin, it then sucks the life out of them until they’re dead,
    Coffin dance.

    • @SleepyPj
      @SleepyPj 3 года назад +1

      To activate it you yell "ASTRONOMIA"

    • @heloisaElfe
      @heloisaElfe 3 года назад +1

      Change the coffin with any kind of creature/plant etc and you got a new stand.
      Remember me when "Trap Trick" comes out with the power to capture people in a fake room, similiar to emporios Ghost room and they slowly start falling apart-
      Wait its just the one power of White Snake

    • @sparkmark9836
      @sparkmark9836 3 года назад +1

      And it can move in stopped time :)

    • @Ddanielgonzalez
      @Ddanielgonzalez 2 года назад

      Requires 4 coffin dancers to be used

  • @hoovy2319
    @hoovy2319 4 года назад +7

    July 16th 2020
    I spent the whole day cleaning my house while listening to this.
    Today was a good day.

  • @Localidiothere
    @Localidiothere 4 года назад +470

    I'm imagining how DIO is just screeching WRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY as they approach him.
    *Because he damn knows that not even Za Warudo is powerful enough to defeat them*

  • @doodskie999
    @doodskie999 4 года назад +713

    DIO: Oh? You're Approaching Me?
    Pallbearers: We cant carry you without getting closer
    DIO: Ho Ho then come close as you, wait what!?
    Also DIO: WRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

    • @uncontrolledtimebreakerveg7252
      @uncontrolledtimebreakerveg7252 4 года назад +19

      I have a feeling they just gonna dance him to the pier and throw his ass back in

    • @jojo._.586
      @jojo._.586 3 года назад +2

      Same WRYYY as when he got impaled by that statue in part 1

  • @dyingturtle8220
    @dyingturtle8220 3 года назад +2

    This man has the ability to make every bad/good song even better

  • @JP-vg4fn
    @JP-vg4fn 3 года назад +7

    When Dio realised that Jojo stopped time just at the ninth second after throwing road roller to jojo

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 4 года назад +382

    “You were expecting your dearly departed, but it was me, Dio!”

    • @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard
      @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard 4 года назад +4

      But DIO, _you_ are my dearly departed

    • @yourlocalmoron4832
      @yourlocalmoron4832 4 года назад +5

      @@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard Dio is never departed, he lives on in our hearts

    • @gojiramars6622
      @gojiramars6622 4 года назад +2

      Well, couldn't have fooled me. The coffin literally says "DIO" on it.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 4 года назад

      I, not me.

  • @ShitpostingJoJo
    @ShitpostingJoJo 4 года назад +295

    Plot twist, the dancing men are the coffin's stand

    • @jaketozer6495
      @jaketozer6495 4 года назад +17

      Stand name: [THE SMOKEY QUADRUPLETS]
      Stand User: [The World’s] coffin
      Ability: if the music starts up, than you are subjected to the torture dance, the more Smokies there are, the longer and stronger the torture is
      Drawbacks/weakness: it has but one weakness and several drawbacks. The weakness: DEADLY QUEEN!!! Drawbacks: plz help I can’t think of anything to make it non op

    • @kakyiondonut6084
      @kakyiondonut6084 4 года назад +3

      That’s menacing

    • @georgechavisiv3570
      @georgechavisiv3570 4 года назад +1

      I got u that 100th like boi

    • @gespenst0083
      @gespenst0083 4 года назад

      Jake Tozer there’s 6 men. The original video of them dancing there’s 6 people dancing and the other 1 is leading them so a total of 7 people.

    • @diooverheaven4137
      @diooverheaven4137 4 года назад

      Wrong. The coffin-or, in this case, casket, is the Stand while the pallbearers and leader are its collective users.

  • @genkugames9616
    @genkugames9616 4 года назад +45

    me and the boys in gta V online heists when one of them says: "sorry guys" and we try to help him before its too late, so its constantly us trying to fight against death itself

  • @jcplays5831
    @jcplays5831 2 года назад +2

    The coffin bros
    Stand: coffin dance
    Ability: be extremely awesome

  • @imjustagamer7977
    @imjustagamer7977 4 года назад +194

    I wanted this but Jotaro burned my body

    • @muscle_spasmx23
      @muscle_spasmx23 4 года назад +13

      At least you're still "a head" of him

    • @jcke-2143
      @jcke-2143 4 года назад +4

      HAHAHAHAHAAAAA funni juke

    • @imjustagamer7977
      @imjustagamer7977 4 года назад +2

      Boku no hero theories jkf dang

    • @rayzen1945
      @rayzen1945 4 года назад +7

      Father?

    • @carloss3499
      @carloss3499 4 года назад +2

      Wait wasn't that Johnathan's body?

  • @Tonykiu20
    @Tonykiu20 4 года назад +280

    Kakyoin: No one can escape for my emerald splash
    Dio:

    • @Nah...Imactually
      @Nah...Imactually 4 года назад +5

      That's how za warudo works

    • @ANONYMOUS-wc5fq
      @ANONYMOUS-wc5fq 4 года назад +1

      That's the power of the world

    • @Kris-xz2tc
      @Kris-xz2tc 4 года назад +4

      Too bad kakyoin didnt use his ultimate move that would've one-shot him... the power.... of the... almighty...
      EmArALd CoCk

    • @Kris-xz2tc
      @Kris-xz2tc 4 года назад +2

      TAKE THIS DIO!! EMARALD COCK 3RD FORM!!! 50 METER EMARALD CUM!!!!

    • @Clipsedant78
      @Clipsedant78 4 года назад

      No one can just deflect the emerald splash.

  • @BONESBROKEN_YT
    @BONESBROKEN_YT 4 года назад

    This is amazing!

  • @LonesomeKrow
    @LonesomeKrow 4 года назад +60

    Astronomia as a stand (if it is ever made) must be a coffin or reference death in some way, maybe it’s stand power? I don’t know.
    Stand Name: Astronomia
    Stand User: to be determined if the entities surrounding the coffin-like object are the users or part of the stand itself.
    Stand Power: Pentagramma
    Pentagramma is an ability that allows Astronomia to mark a seemingly unlimited amount of targets at any time in its vicinity. These Pentagrammas allow Astronomia to know the exact location of said individual(s), and will track one or more down at any time.
    Ability 2: Sentiment
    Not really an ability but a secondary attribute of Pentagramma. Sentiment is the phenomena ability that allows Astronomia to move faster towards a target’s location depending on their emotional state. Sadness, nostalgia or regret or uncertainty/stress increase Astronomia’s travel speed. Positive emotions from the currently tracked target will slow down the Astronomia entity following it down to its normal speed, and will not decrease further.
    Ability 3: Medussa
    If a target is caught by Astronomia or its split entities the target is frozen in place as their soul or spirit is collected from their body and trapped in the coffin. Targets will die within 24 hours of this event unless their spirits/souls are returned to their body via defeating Astronomia.

    • @generalwashingtoad6516
      @generalwashingtoad6516 4 года назад +4

      Sounds like that could create interesting fight dynamics.

    • @papyrusplays6021
      @papyrusplays6021 3 года назад

      See, here’s the thing... defeating astronomia? Wouldn’t that be pretty easy, considering it’s only real ability is to move? Like, all you would have to do is go up to it and beat the crap out of it, right? It needs some way to fight back for this to work, like better than average movement speed, or maybe reincarnating the souls it’s collected into different things to fight against its attacker.

    • @LonesomeKrow
      @LonesomeKrow 3 года назад

      @@papyrusplays6021 oh shit I kinda forgot about a self defense mechanic and stats.
      Ok how about this:
      Power: B
      Speed: C
      Range: A
      Durability: C
      Precision: B
      Potential: D
      And I guess I’ll rework the stand powers real quick.
      So I forgot to mention that getting close to Astronomia will result in the entities attempting to grapple the stand or target.
      The Power B is in reference to their grapple strength. Strong enough to give a run for money but just weak enough that Crazy Diamond or Star Platinum could break away if they react quickly.
      So Ability 1 now only marks a maximum of 1 target, and ability 2 (sentiment) will allow Astronomia to move faster as it closes the gap on the target. Astronomia gets stronger in speed and power when close to its marked target. Astronomia’s 3rd “ability” is more of a consequence of being caught by Astronomia. Marked targets grappled by Astronomia begin to crumble and turn to stone. Parts turned to stone that break release soul energy that is then trapped in the coffin. If a body part doesn’t crumble it will eventually crumble on its own but will explode stone shrapnel harming anyone nearby. The explosion is relatively small and the only damage is the small flying rocks that only travel in a 4m radius.
      So the true fear in fighting Astronomia is if you don’t have allies to outnumber it or if you’re stand can’t put speed it while you’re it’s marked target. Maybe a bit op I don’t know I can rework it again.

    • @papyrusplays6021
      @papyrusplays6021 3 года назад +1

      @@LonesomeKrow ok, so, I like what you did, except for the Medussa rework. I like how the original worked, I’m thinking make it like you made it originally, except it runs away from the people who’s souls have been collected. Since the gap closing makes it faster, you would need to go big brain and corner it.

  • @lolilegallolilovers5864
    @lolilegallolilovers5864 4 года назад +461

    Smokey got a stand that allows him to summon another 3 of himself along with dio coffin box

    • @xdChonk
      @xdChonk 4 года назад +24

      Ah so D4C

    • @iam-retarded-but
      @iam-retarded-but 4 года назад +4

      That's kinda racist tbh

    • @emanuelstornello8009
      @emanuelstornello8009 4 года назад +10

      @@iam-retarded-but take my weird ass shield puppy sif, it'll protect you from...URBAN VIOLENCE

    • @non-existentasukamain766
      @non-existentasukamain766 4 года назад +18

      Of course someone had to make this joke about a race thing because "oh oh he's talking about a black, dude he's racist"

    • @fuhrervader94
      @fuhrervader94 4 года назад +1

      @Cloud9 yes

  • @zentron0
    @zentron0 4 года назад +362

    *When DIO is finally gone:*

  • @Shaljroan30750
    @Shaljroan30750 3 года назад

    Another glorious projection of tunes. I appreciate you!

  • @canucks2106
    @canucks2106 2 года назад

    man, somehow I managed to miss this song until now and I am speechless, keep up the amazing work!

  • @darrylkow5292
    @darrylkow5292 4 года назад +1108

    Imagine Dio showing up to fight the crusaders in that coffin. Jotaro would have shat his 100000 yen pants😂😂

    • @Skywarp-Pig
      @Skywarp-Pig 4 года назад +22

      *totally xD*

    • @ShuTheIdiot
      @ShuTheIdiot 4 года назад +63

      I mean technically he did show up in A coffin... Sadly not carried by the four horsemen of epic funerals but still.

    • @Cheezyfist
      @Cheezyfist 4 года назад +10

      @@ShuTheIdiot Yeah, there were 3 of them, and they were all slaughtered by DIO.

    • @goldensans5893
      @goldensans5893 4 года назад +6

      @@Cheezyfist they were killed because they left the fourth one in the coast.

    • @Cheezyfist
      @Cheezyfist 4 года назад +1

      @@goldensans5893 xd

  • @eeuuurgh1289
    @eeuuurgh1289 4 года назад +143

    Me: *expecting them to make the theme for funny valentine*
    FHM: *Post this instead*
    "A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one"

    • @MCPEAnthony
      @MCPEAnthony 4 года назад

      u thought it was funny valentine but it was me KONO DIO DA

    • @funnyvalentine6360
      @funnyvalentine6360 4 года назад

      @@MCPEAnthony Impossible

  • @lazy_naming
    @lazy_naming 3 года назад +3

    Strangely buff teenager: "There's only one reason why you lost, Dio--"
    Coffin dancers:

  • @cameronballz6154
    @cameronballz6154 4 года назад +8

    This should've played for literally any time that the hero got up after almost getting beaten to death.

  • @Fire_of756
    @Fire_of756 4 года назад +256

    I would not be surprised if the coffin dance became a JoJo thing.
    Edit: Imagine the Torture and Coffin Dance together...

    • @kianalvizo6407
      @kianalvizo6407 4 года назад +5

      HOLY SHITTTTTT

    • @Fire_of756
      @Fire_of756 4 года назад +4

      @@kianalvizo6407 OOOHHHH MYYY GOOOOOD!

    • @snaggletooththecryptid
      @snaggletooththecryptid 4 года назад

      Yo this is a real video
      I shit you not

    • @sirensong1794
      @sirensong1794 4 года назад +7

      Imagine, they have Zucchero’s head out but his bodies in the coffin, and Buccellati, Abbacchio, Giorno, and Trish do the coffin dance while the torture dance trio does their thing.

    • @addan3002
      @addan3002 4 года назад

      KONO POWAA DA ?!!

  • @TheGrassLooksGreen
    @TheGrassLooksGreen 4 года назад +329

    Those people who carried Dio's Coffin was Enrico Pucci and Smokey's Children

    • @BB-yw7rp
      @BB-yw7rp 4 года назад +2

      VirusOmq the old dude back right must be Smokey

    • @lordpumpkinhead265
      @lordpumpkinhead265 4 года назад +5

      Pucci isn't carrying the coffin, otherwise he'd be crying profusely.

    • @obuIisk
      @obuIisk 4 года назад +1

      Funny because there are only two black characters in Jojos

    • @dantemiranda44
      @dantemiranda44 4 года назад +2

      @@obuIisk with pocoloco are three

    • @theepicrandom1681
      @theepicrandom1681 4 года назад +1

      Smokey,Avdol,Pucci Pocoloco

  • @Sdmstudios_
    @Sdmstudios_ 4 года назад

    This is AMAZING

  • @advocem895
    @advocem895 4 года назад

    This is SO perfect.

  • @metabladesarchive
    @metabladesarchive 4 года назад +809

    You were expecting a regular comment but ...
    You fell for it, no one has ever escaped the Thunder Cross Split Attack!!!

    • @marianxendor3974
      @marianxendor3974 4 года назад +15

      Echoes! Three Freeze!

    • @batguy39
      @batguy39 4 года назад +6

      SASUGA AINZ-SAMA

    • @zjustfra1215
      @zjustfra1215 4 года назад +9

      @@marianxendor3974 no, he's freezing him with vampire powers

    • @rafaelz6211
      @rafaelz6211 4 года назад +7

      My dio used freeze, it’s super effective!

    • @cheatzman4374
      @cheatzman4374 4 года назад +14

      @@marianxendor3974 It looks like someone has skipped part 1 and 2

  • @emitwo4284
    @emitwo4284 4 года назад +283

    All Jojokes aside, this is actually really good.

  • @MarvinPowell1
    @MarvinPowell1 3 месяца назад +1

    When you've never seen a single episode of Jojo and just really dig the song...

  • @Alexander59059
    @Alexander59059 4 года назад +1

    This is a crossover I didn’t know I needed

  • @MrBubas
    @MrBubas 4 года назад +3832

    Dancers: African
    Video: Japanese
    Song: American
    Hotel: Trivago

  • @aturkishgamer9790
    @aturkishgamer9790 4 года назад +184

    Jotaro: So it’s the same type of stand as Star Platinum.
    DIO: Na-
    Coffin Dancers: *let us introduce ourselves*

  • @nevi6969
    @nevi6969 4 года назад

    Lmao i like this!

  • @themrmcnuggett2529
    @themrmcnuggett2529 4 года назад +7

    The fact that this comes up when you type in
    "That one anime opening"
    Onto RUclips this comes up

  • @수노우23
    @수노우23 4 года назад +1337

    2020/06/13: Thanks for 1k Like for me!
    2020/08/12: 1.4k? oh my god!
    Part 1: Phantom Coffin
    Part 2: Suicidal Tendency ( Thanks for *Hansel Sihotang* )
    Part 3: Ghana Crusaders
    Part 4: Coffin is unbreakable
    Part 5: Vara Aurea / Golden Coffin ( Thanks for *lordalbert96* )
    Part 6: Stone Coffin ( Thanks for *a weeb that is cool* )
    Part 7: Steel Coffin Run ( Thanks for *Jericho Paita* )
    Part 8: Coffrion

  • @reaInori
    @reaInori 4 года назад +263

    this is more like a pokemon battle then a JoJo cover.

    • @Lee-wb5yx
      @Lee-wb5yx 4 года назад +16

      Terrible thing is, there's actually 6 people carrying the coffin, exactly how many pokemon you'd carry

    • @nadeezn
      @nadeezn 4 года назад +2

      Lee How is that terrible?

    • @jasonours6957
      @jasonours6957 4 года назад

      Ironic

    • @sirsmellybottom7480
      @sirsmellybottom7480 4 года назад +2

      Nadia :3 Because the opposing Battle Brawler forgot the rules of Yugioh and attacked the trainers life points directly

    • @Un_Aweonao
      @Un_Aweonao 4 года назад +1

      que dijiste no se ingles

  • @romeosabio9505
    @romeosabio9505 4 года назад +11

    Damn the guy, inside the coffin doesn't even know he's a meme.

    • @obuIisk
      @obuIisk 4 года назад +1

      You mean DIO I mean
      It was me DIO
      Wrrrrrryyyyyyyyy
      Ther is two

    • @TSPH1992
      @TSPH1992 3 года назад

      I wish I was the guy in the coffin

  • @sharkhitman5206
    @sharkhitman5206 4 года назад +1

    This is a master piece

  • @SterlingOladapominiiglo
    @SterlingOladapominiiglo 4 года назад +860

    DIO: Now Jojo, say good bye
    *as Dio is about to attack Jōtarō, a coffin hits Dio away.*
    DIO: What is the Meaning of this?!
    The Coffin Men: You cannot escape death, Dio
    DIO: U CAN NEVER DEAFEAT ME, NEVEEEEEER WRYYYYYYYY...
    *The Coffin Men chuck the coffin at Dio, at they perform Simon Belmont Ult smash*
    The Coffin Men: Now Brudas, we seal the deal

    • @pie6029
      @pie6029 4 года назад +48

      In a parallel universe, the Pillar Men are replaced by the Coffin Men

    • @clink969
      @clink969 4 года назад +12

      Cringe

    • @databaseinformacion4373
      @databaseinformacion4373 4 года назад +9

      THIS IS THE POWER OF OUR STAND!
      ASTRONOMIC COFFIN!

    • @-Genki
      @-Genki 4 года назад +8

      @@marriamnaveed305 just. No.

    • @NusBH
      @NusBH 4 года назад +3

      Cringe.

  • @xTriton_
    @xTriton_ 4 года назад +329

    Stand Master:- Coffin
    Stand:- 6 attractive black people carrying it.

    • @saintayoto6968
      @saintayoto6968 4 года назад +5

      There are six, actually

    • @xTriton_
      @xTriton_ 4 года назад +4

      @@saintayoto6968 Yeah

    • @silver1340
      @silver1340 4 года назад +22

      The 6 black men have blood of titan Atlas coursing through their veins, since they are holding up weight of 「The World」 on their shoulders. Also they cannot be frozen in time, as death can never be stopped.

    • @starramazing9646
      @starramazing9646 4 года назад +3

      @@silver1340 that's a badass stand

    • @phuongthaolethi1554
      @phuongthaolethi1554 4 года назад +4

      Silver did you just pull out a double reference?

  • @N0N4ME06
    @N0N4ME06 Год назад +1

    Zeppeli family member: * vibin and living peacefully *
    The JoJo about to cause their death:

  • @nicholasbrown9841
    @nicholasbrown9841 4 года назад +1

    I hate to admit it but this made me laugh and cry tears of joy 😭. This is hilariously amazing.

  • @sleepingflower.
    @sleepingflower. 4 года назад +50

    Before watching JoJo: Meh, some random song probably.
    After watching JoJo: *G O D T I E R J O J O K E.*

  • @poohwithtimbs7027
    @poohwithtimbs7027 4 года назад +79

    Technically this is canon as long Diavolo dies in it

  • @thelemon2172
    @thelemon2172 3 года назад

    i never knew i needed this, yet here i am

  • @goriosrg6224
    @goriosrg6224 3 года назад

    Broooo that was amazinggg😍👌🏼👌🏼

  • @diavoloydoppio5400
    @diavoloydoppio5400 4 года назад +131

    Stand user : man in Black
    Stand name: Dio box

  • @Drakonus_
    @Drakonus_ 4 года назад +170

    If JoJo had a game, this'd be the boss fight music.

    • @somerandomdude4818
      @somerandomdude4818 4 года назад +3

      they're in jump force..... dunno if that counts

    • @JamesRiderX
      @JamesRiderX 4 года назад +3

      There were games but some were on the SNES and the others were just fighters.

    • @xeyes.
      @xeyes. 4 года назад +6

      What about jojo eyes over heaven

    • @JamesRiderX
      @JamesRiderX 4 года назад

      That's part of the fighter genre.

    • @indiranarayan9576
      @indiranarayan9576 4 года назад +5

      Heritage for the future
      Pitter patter pop
      Eyes of heaven
      Diamond records
      Stardust shooters
      All Star Battle

  • @macaroniandgamer
    @macaroniandgamer 3 года назад

    Lol this is awesome

  • @GPhoenix18
    @GPhoenix18 2 года назад

    two words: Best collab

  • @sudhanshugoswami1944
    @sudhanshugoswami1944 4 года назад +215

    I am so early that "Just another guy without a moustache" hasn't got a hearted comment yet

  • @saberserpent7983
    @saberserpent7983 4 года назад +133

    Every Death in JOJO Bizarre Adventure belike this song

    • @arlo9754
      @arlo9754 4 года назад

      CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

    • @Zeo_31
      @Zeo_31 4 года назад

      Kakyoin!!

  • @mrslushie1341
    @mrslushie1341 4 года назад +9

    When u defeat a jojo but hear their theme song still going on

  • @user-lu9vk1wu9y
    @user-lu9vk1wu9y 3 года назад +1

    This is my favorite of the Coffin Dance arrangements!!

  • @creativename1673
    @creativename1673 4 года назад +167

    Why.
    I mean, it is a banger, don't get me wrong, just... why.

  • @Shadowrayquaza27
    @Shadowrayquaza27 4 года назад +1598

    Anime Villain: Friendship is stupid
    Hero: *slowly gets up*
    Hero's friends:
    Edit: ayyy 420 likes
    How

    • @theokayest3516
      @theokayest3516 4 года назад +7

      Za hand

    • @theokayest3516
      @theokayest3516 4 года назад +1

      What your not died no I had a dream about my brother I followed him but he told my to go back

    • @arandomguy3691
      @arandomguy3691 4 года назад +4

      The villan got f***ed

    • @PeriExe
      @PeriExe 4 года назад +4

      Lol that’s literally the climax of Persona 4

    • @kablanq4673
      @kablanq4673 4 года назад +1

      the okayest excuse me, is that a motherfucking JoJo reference?!?!?

  • @kkforme8075
    @kkforme8075 3 года назад

    YOO this is too good

  • @kyrikun3760
    @kyrikun3760 3 года назад

    Sick man

  • @saikek4923
    @saikek4923 4 года назад +72

    The coffin arc still give me chills

    • @NotSonnyBoy
      @NotSonnyBoy 3 года назад +2

      Coffin platinum was a scary stand

  • @chlorox817
    @chlorox817 4 года назад +87

    *_Step off Stardust Crusaders_*
    *_This is THE REAL CRUSADERS_*

    • @com_ick2676
      @com_ick2676 4 года назад

      Brando's Bizarre Adventure

  • @MechaAkatsukiNeko2
    @MechaAkatsukiNeko2 3 года назад

    AWESOME! ❤

  • @khoinguyengamer1047
    @khoinguyengamer1047 4 года назад +2

    THIS IS THE POWER OF COFFIN DANCE REQUIEM!!!!!!!!!!

  • @VK-fh7ud
    @VK-fh7ud 4 года назад +258

    This song should be played when goku goes ui next time

  • @neptune4200
    @neptune4200 4 года назад +30

    Respect to DIO, he died an honorable death. He did not only made us feel true adrenaline of a fight, but also have been with us making us happy
    Here DIO, Friedrich and the others will lift your coffin and dance with you over heaven

  • @jessicamanns240
    @jessicamanns240 4 года назад

    Yes I've been waiting for this moment in my life forever

  • @Styles_Breez
    @Styles_Breez 4 года назад

    Love the track!