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  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
  • Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt, are joined LIVE in studio by Joey's longtime friend Uncle Mike. Mike and Joey sold cars together, shot student films and Mike drove Joey around to a lot of his early comedy gigs.
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    Recorded live on 01/18/2017.

Комментарии • 267

  • @CZRXCZR
    @CZRXCZR 7 лет назад +114

    Uncle Joey dosed Uncle Mike with the Stars Of Dett from the Milky Way.

  • @elmasloco822
    @elmasloco822 6 лет назад +23

    "You smoke crack like people sign up for social media, just to try it." - Lee Syatt funniest shit he's ever said!!!!!

  • @liamvg
    @liamvg 7 лет назад +18

    "If you gave somebody chlamydia, wouldn't you disappear into the mist?" LMAO LMAO

  • @bridge12582
    @bridge12582 7 лет назад +56

    Seems like Mike 's afraid his kids are gonna see this lmao

    • @moep.8578
      @moep.8578 5 лет назад +3

      Ryan Dodson he mentions something about that in a ralphie episode

  • @chrisconnor8086
    @chrisconnor8086 6 лет назад +52

    Uncle Mike is "The Wolf," a frequently referenced figure who used to be a huge drug dealer/car salesman/hustler in Boulder and NYC. Joey learned half of what he knew from him. Any time Joey talks about the Wolf, he talks about this guy. He wanted to share these stories with the Wolf but Wolf/Mike's daughter told him not to reveal his identity on the show for fear of being charged. The Wolf is a true fucking legend

    • @zoro5331
      @zoro5331 3 года назад +1

      how you know this?

    • @cmgamer1309
      @cmgamer1309 2 года назад +9

      @@zoro5331 Check out the very next Church episode, 449 featuring Ralphie May. Joey goes on a hilarious rant at the very beginning, giving some background info concerning this podcast episode with Mike. Uncle Mike is also featured in other stories Joey has told, can't remember which stories or episode that was in.

  • @chapelmusic9505
    @chapelmusic9505 7 лет назад +57

    uncle Mike got that creepy goon laugh 😂

  • @BrianSmithblr375
    @BrianSmithblr375 3 года назад +18

    4:37 the look they gave Lee 😂

  • @chadblakley930
    @chadblakley930 7 лет назад +30

    uncle mike dont wanna get busted. "i dont know what he's talking about" lol "i know nothing about that"

    • @MagicPlants
      @MagicPlants 7 лет назад

      at what time?

    • @ryanbutts2772
      @ryanbutts2772 6 лет назад

      1:04

    • @mrsuns10
      @mrsuns10 5 лет назад +10

      Answering questions like it’s The Godfather II

    • @MrWorld-hc5rs
      @MrWorld-hc5rs 5 лет назад +1

      @@mrsuns10 I thought he was afraid maybe cause his family is watching it.

  • @frankmancina5308
    @frankmancina5308 7 лет назад +30

    Dang Uncle Joey addressed the water drinking lol.

  • @barterfiend1431
    @barterfiend1431 7 лет назад +40

    Keep tappin on the table and see what happens!!!!!

  • @clairesmith4788
    @clairesmith4788 7 лет назад +22

    Take a bong hit every time Lee says "Jesus"

  • @MrWorld-hc5rs
    @MrWorld-hc5rs 5 лет назад +40

    Listen to podcast 449 with ralphie may. Joey's ranting about uncle mike.

  • @chrismulcahy2975
    @chrismulcahy2975 6 лет назад +23

    Anyone who doesn't like Lee must be a new member to the church. Lee's just so damn ridiculous, it's great haha

  • @canadianwolverine2447
    @canadianwolverine2447 4 года назад +8

    Lee Syatt, Uncle Joey, I love you guys man.

  • @samlocust4600
    @samlocust4600 7 лет назад +10

    you can tell how good the hero is by how he treats the side kick ,joey
    keeps everyone in the mix nice guy, doesnt treat lee like a piece of
    shit ,

  • @mistaacollins97
    @mistaacollins97 7 лет назад +61

    Joey should make a movie about his life with Martin Scorsese would be a classic

    • @pizza7738
      @pizza7738 7 лет назад +7

      K C123 storys about ripping off chinese restraunts and being beat up by his missus

    • @mistaacollins97
      @mistaacollins97 7 лет назад +4

      Number1SoundSystem Story's about robbing , all the drugs he took how he got the money for them ripping people off , going to prison etc that guy has a interesting story to tell every day of the week

    • @mistaacollins97
      @mistaacollins97 7 лет назад

      Number1SoundSystem ripping of Chinese restaurants man that got me 😂😂

    • @Finamafia23
      @Finamafia23 5 лет назад +2

      It would be all lies and over exaggerating circumstances

  • @oiitzME1266
    @oiitzME1266 7 лет назад +45

    imagine Joey Diaz doing a solo podcast just him in a room by himself talking

    • @GullySyde28
      @GullySyde28 7 лет назад +1

      yeah old mate mike was like a dragnet bringing us all down with his fucking bad memory and regrett!!!fuck that shit fuck outta here with that oldman bullshit atleast Uncle Joey hasnt let life fade him seen!!

    • @oiitzME1266
      @oiitzME1266 7 лет назад +5

      lololol I was listening along and was like wtf uncle Mike is burned out

    • @TheEnvelopeOZ
      @TheEnvelopeOZ 7 лет назад

      hahahaha!!

    • @michaelr.4878
      @michaelr.4878 7 лет назад +3

      Wulfz lair - dude, that is pretty much what the podcast is every week already. A 2 or 3 hour monologue by Joey.
      Mike didn't say his 2nd sentence in until the 27min mark. Seriously. 27 mins and he had only said 1 sentence.

    • @oiitzME1266
      @oiitzME1266 7 лет назад

      Atheist Pirate haha right

  • @charlesbronson2104
    @charlesbronson2104 5 лет назад +9

    Joey needs a Netflix series/documentary

  • @100canadianmaplestirup8
    @100canadianmaplestirup8 2 года назад +2

    I THOUGHT ID SEEN EVERY CURCH EPISODE; THIS GEM PROVES I HAVE NOT!
    FRESH CLASSIC CURCH EVEN IN 22'!
    MIKE & JOE REMINDING ME OF THE SOPRANOS IN THIS ONE! I DONT KNOW NUTHIN!

  • @MrTadkins23
    @MrTadkins23 2 месяца назад +1

    I must have watched this one 10,000 times

  • @goldencheese7247
    @goldencheese7247 4 года назад +7

    6:42
    That's how I knew.
    He had the cops close by with the paramolic bok..

  • @robornelas9085
    @robornelas9085 3 года назад +8

    COMING TO THE STAGE LEE SWATT

  • @erikmccormickcomedy6179
    @erikmccormickcomedy6179 4 года назад +2

    "Stop banging on the fucking table please.. for the love of christ"😂

    • @MrTadkins23
      @MrTadkins23 4 месяца назад

      “Yeah that’s it why don’t ya sniff a lil bit too while you’re at it”😅

  • @rodtes9381
    @rodtes9381 4 года назад +5

    33:38 hahaha Uncle Mike did not want to hear this one

  • @RidgeRunner-Inc
    @RidgeRunner-Inc 3 года назад +5

    I miss the Church podcast

  • @BootlegLizard
    @BootlegLizard 3 года назад +4

    Wow uncle Mike looks younger than 70

  • @jeffkenevil5
    @jeffkenevil5 5 лет назад +4

    What an amazing life this dude has lived. For God sakes, he went through a war and partying with Joey Diaz in his high times!

  • @maynardferguson9599
    @maynardferguson9599 3 года назад +1

    Joey I love it when you talk about Boulder, I lived there from 85 to 88. You bring back great memories of Pearl street.

  • @blkqbano78
    @blkqbano78 7 лет назад +2

    Lee is the CHURCH!!! He's my favorite JEW!!!! Big up brotha!!!!

  • @snakefinger
    @snakefinger 6 лет назад +1

    “Gohead, go for it. You've been clean and sober.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @panchito1993eljc
    @panchito1993eljc 7 лет назад +25

    uncle joey just vented this poor dudes life lmao, thats why he wasnt remembering. He probably has or had a good life doing real-estate until he came in the podcast with uncle joey. lmao poor dude, i don't recall, i don't remember, i never did any of this, he knew his family was listening to the podcast

    • @MrWorld-hc5rs
      @MrWorld-hc5rs 5 лет назад +4

      Listen to Joey's rants about the uncle and his daughter. Next podcast #449.

    • @truthoverall
      @truthoverall 3 года назад +1

      Yeah, sucks his family are gentiles like that.

    • @maxwellmorris9189
      @maxwellmorris9189 3 года назад

      Damn right

    • @spongebob03
      @spongebob03 3 года назад +2

      I wonder why did he bother coming on. He knew what was up going in.

  • @gavinduffy2591
    @gavinduffy2591 7 лет назад +2

    they are absolutely STONED out of there minds 😂😂😂👍👍👍

  • @cenelind
    @cenelind 7 лет назад +8

    104,053 souljahs lol What Up Brothers.

  • @Bob17690
    @Bob17690 Год назад +6

    2:03:21 I’m dying 😂😂😂😂 Lee is so FUCKED up

    • @Onesnapmedia
      @Onesnapmedia Год назад

      I’m freaking dying

    • @KABZProductions
      @KABZProductions Год назад +1

      im sick, but i laughed so hard i thought i was gonna cough up a lung.

    • @ArisFilms
      @ArisFilms Год назад

      those product name reads are sure getting their monies worth

  • @ramoage15
    @ramoage15 7 лет назад +9

    No lives matter when Joey trys to roasts you.

  • @mwooff24
    @mwooff24 7 лет назад +3

    Every time Joey starts squealing during laughter, I fucking lose it!

  • @MrJohnm1965
    @MrJohnm1965 5 лет назад +4

    At 55:04 uncle mike thinks he went on the road with Joey lol!!!

  • @GK-qc5ry
    @GK-qc5ry 4 года назад +3

    1:10:40 Joey lol snapping at the tapping.

  • @TheMcTwist
    @TheMcTwist 7 лет назад +3

    It would be awesome if the songs they played on the podcasts were listed in the video description. Some nice tunes come up every now and then and I'd love to check out the artists.

    • @defaultusername123
      @defaultusername123 5 лет назад +2

      Most of the stuff he plays you should know

    • @yamuthastwat123
      @yamuthastwat123 3 года назад +1

      Let me apologize for the dick that is Adam B. The song is Whipping Post by the Allman brothers

  • @Machinist-wf1iw
    @Machinist-wf1iw 7 лет назад +6

    I like lee.. he just seems really sheltered .. I don't know who he was before he got on the church of whats happening ..

  • @CZRXCZR
    @CZRXCZR 7 лет назад +15

    The Stutterin' Mumblin' Jew @ 2:03:21

  • @johnron3935
    @johnron3935 7 лет назад +2

    Lee is the shit! solid man who is as real as it gets! love that guy

  • @johne9594
    @johne9594 3 года назад +1

    My favorite episode..

  • @Soprano1013
    @Soprano1013 7 лет назад +4

    Joeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • @BRYNKS-ql7uh
    @BRYNKS-ql7uh Год назад +3

    Zuzukiiiii

  • @mauriciomachado7929
    @mauriciomachado7929 3 года назад +2

    1:29:19 bookmarking the AA call

  • @nortonantho
    @nortonantho 7 лет назад +2

    @20:04 choose the algebra! Uncle Joey knows the math!

  • @ramoage15
    @ramoage15 7 лет назад +3

    "would I do it again, fuck yeah"
    -Joey Diaz

  • @TheEuphoricsloth
    @TheEuphoricsloth Год назад +1

    Everytime he calls us savages i just imagine someone kicking down a door

  • @snakefinger
    @snakefinger 4 года назад

    “...Is this how this works ?” tremendous...🤣

  • @alencemer
    @alencemer 7 лет назад +3

    Lee is the STAR of the show!

  • @jsdurha1
    @jsdurha1 Год назад +1

    Re-watching in 2023 #Church

  • @D_Stylez24
    @D_Stylez24 7 лет назад +5

    Let's go JOEY D!!!!

  • @fargoth7
    @fargoth7 7 лет назад +3

    Best podcast in a while

  • @jacobhalfacre431
    @jacobhalfacre431 7 лет назад +2

    Is this the same uncle mike that artie lange talks about in his book crash and burn?

  • @goatboy9837
    @goatboy9837 7 лет назад +4

    Uncle mike looks like devito in Hoffa

  • @jblenh
    @jblenh 7 лет назад +17

    Mike wasn't a very good guest but this was a good episode

    • @si.taze10
      @si.taze10 7 лет назад +14

      Golden Jimmy goddamn what do you expect? He died an hour before the podcast started.

    • @mikemendillo5584
      @mikemendillo5584 6 лет назад +1

      Silas Taze. Haha, they sat him in the chair and wired him in,,,WTF is up with that dude ?

    • @The_Albanian_Syndicate
      @The_Albanian_Syndicate 3 года назад +2

      He was cooked

  • @piaiuilikiaisip
    @piaiuilikiaisip 7 лет назад +4

    looks like joey told the guest that 1 star is only 1 mg and you need 10 to feel anything again

  • @jasonstatham5165
    @jasonstatham5165 5 лет назад +2

    Joey “ who do you think you’re dealing with”? Diaz

  • @erickiyoshiphillips2323
    @erickiyoshiphillips2323 7 лет назад

    that's cool that's the best when you catch up with your old friends and talk about crazy memories that you guys used to do. and that moment "oh wait yea I remember!"

  • @goldencheese7247
    @goldencheese7247 4 года назад +3

    *The Wolf*

  • @Okayand33
    @Okayand33 7 лет назад +1

    I can listen to the coke fairy story on repeat for the rest of my life

  • @MrBakersClub
    @MrBakersClub 7 лет назад

    “Camouflage & Rifles” hahaha fuckin uncle Joey, ur the man brother

  • @erickiyoshiphillips2323
    @erickiyoshiphillips2323 7 лет назад +1

    Lee's laughing at mike when he's tryina talk lol don't be laughing Lee, now you know how you are when your seeing changes.

  • @GriseldaxDOOM
    @GriseldaxDOOM 2 года назад +1

    22:32 ZAZOOOOOOOKIIIII

  • @johnstevens3056
    @johnstevens3056 2 года назад +1

    LOL he should be explaining with allegedly included not pleading the fifth

  • @deepdubbss4998
    @deepdubbss4998 4 года назад +1

    3 months after the 2016 trump election Lee Syatt predicts a 2020 pres battle between biden and sanders

  • @mysteryXmugoshi
    @mysteryXmugoshi 7 лет назад +1

    Haha Bus stop is still there in Boulder.

  • @habibiranch
    @habibiranch 7 лет назад +1

    500mg fucked me up so bad I had to go to bed, how are you awake on 1200mg?

  • @atozentertainment9828
    @atozentertainment9828 5 лет назад +1

    Gotta love Lee.

  • @levylovits
    @levylovits 6 лет назад +2

    nooooo omg lee would like the last spider man movie with the black suit why lee why

  • @zimtheinvaderofficial
    @zimtheinvaderofficial 3 года назад +2

    lee is 28 what the fuck?

  • @fredinatub
    @fredinatub 5 лет назад +2

    I think this podcast would of been better if Uncle Mike wasnt stoned because i get the vibe he has a lot of stories and is also a different person soba.

    • @profitwages9625
      @profitwages9625 4 года назад

      fredinabun ; you’re right. That’s Joeys boy mike Kessler aka the wolf. Joey has said some crazy stories regarding both of them

    • @The_Albanian_Syndicate
      @The_Albanian_Syndicate 3 года назад +1

      Mike was cooked

  • @johnstevens3056
    @johnstevens3056 2 года назад

    This is a gem lol pleading the fifth LOOL

  • @octavefuzz.
    @octavefuzz. 7 лет назад +2

    name of that song at the begining please!!

  • @LozRiva
    @LozRiva 7 лет назад +1

    what's the song intro on today's Church?

  • @thumperbangin2000
    @thumperbangin2000 7 лет назад +3

    Utube watup watip watup !!

  • @evman981
    @evman981 7 лет назад +3

    YEEEEESSSS

  • @johnmenching9553
    @johnmenching9553 7 лет назад

    Haha stop bangin on the fuckin table. Classic big fella

  • @chrishodges3827
    @chrishodges3827 6 лет назад

    Joey was jiggin in the beginning

  • @Jchamp443
    @Jchamp443 5 лет назад +1

    Trial period of crack lmfaoooooooook 😂😂😂😂😂 in dyingnoff lees response to joey Collin some resdy roc lmaoooo DC Bmore to NJ to LA

  • @ajg5138
    @ajg5138 7 лет назад

    LEE IS THE TRUE OG

  • @Jdarko19
    @Jdarko19 7 лет назад +1

    Lee is a mothafuckin legend! Tom Green is a mook

  • @MrVoidbringer2002
    @MrVoidbringer2002 7 лет назад

    preach brotha preach

  • @Okayand33
    @Okayand33 7 лет назад

    2:03:22-2:03:40 tf was the extra church for haha

  • @Gekokujo76
    @Gekokujo76 7 лет назад

    Google "Elijah Wood Puppet Master" and you will understand the dance of Lee's people. Uncle Mike was pregaming with the bong of dett. Lee and Joey are on like 1200 mgs apiece.

  • @toddreynolds1928
    @toddreynolds1928 5 лет назад +2

    The wolf

  • @aje2679
    @aje2679 3 года назад

    U gotta Love Lee lol

  • @leopardtronmusic8454
    @leopardtronmusic8454 7 лет назад

    "God forbit I go into the fucking specifics"

  • @BrianBr0wn
    @BrianBr0wn 7 лет назад

    what was that intro song? sounds like a great song

  • @PaulGaruccio
    @PaulGaruccio 7 лет назад +1

    uncle I don't know nothing Mike

  • @GypsymanOG
    @GypsymanOG 5 лет назад

    What’s the song at the beginning

  • @dominicgermano6034
    @dominicgermano6034 4 года назад +3

    Best guest is NO guest!

  • @joeputnam3442
    @joeputnam3442 7 лет назад

    yessss brake it down joey!!!!

  • @jrs997
    @jrs997 7 лет назад +1

    COCO rockin the European Shorts

  • @willie417
    @willie417 7 лет назад

    WTF! so Lee put the cam on wide, so he can show everyone Joey scratching or picking his thigh or nuts, Oh! what a friend

  • @pvoshefski
    @pvoshefski 7 лет назад +1

    joey's the real deal

  • @digitaltears8526
    @digitaltears8526 7 лет назад

    what song is that in begining

  • @Zkullz69
    @Zkullz69 7 лет назад

    Whats the song?

  • @WilCin
    @WilCin 5 лет назад +1

    Joey you're not a white dude 🤣🤣🤣