The haunted mansion yet another bad remake

[@brenlc1412]

Disney decided to remake a movie that didn’t do well the first time, during a period where their movies haven’t been doing well in theaters.
This feels like that SpongeBob quote. “How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?!”

[@AlastorAltruistGaming]

Whilst Disney is standing there in the *fucking background* going “I love the young people.” 😒😒

[@johnnytyler5685]

"He's an astrophysicist."
Me in my best Dr. Evil voice: "riiiiiiiiiiight"

[@domm6812]

Perfect 😂 Same reaction when I heard it.

[@sparrow420500]

You KNOW things are bad when the Eddie Murphy version will soon be known as the "good" Haunted Mansion movie!

[@justaguyonyoutube4592]

Eh?
But it is good though.
At least to me it is,
I thought it was very decent.

[@sparrow420500]

@@justaguyonyoutube4592 I put it in the "Batman and Robin" category. It CAN be enjoyably stupid in some ways and entertaining at times, but they are BOTH bad movies.

[@justaguyonyoutube4592]

@@sparrow420500 Yes, in your opinion.
I thought it was charming and a callback to when Disney used to make actual movies, even if they weren’t destined to be successful.

[@TheEverSoTalented]

Oh now that someone in the comments refers to the 'Eddie Murphy version ' being better......I actually did watch the film...but I don't remember the plot - or even one or two funny scenes- the fact I'm watching Reaper talk about the reboot when it wasn't good the fkin first time....maybe 3 times the charm Disney eh!

[@shadowspade4258]

@@justaguyonyoutube4592thank you, I agree

[@orkutfinance]

They released this movie in the dead of summer rather than in October when people might be a little more interested.

[@Miracleman227]

Exactly this point! Shows how stupid Disney's planning and marketing teams have been for the last few years.

[@SlimSamari]

This is like releasing a Christmas movie in the summer as well. It's way too early and out of place. The marking team needs to go back to grades school to learn about the months again.

[@LittleMopeHead]

@@SlimSamari Don't worry, they forgot about history. As someone said, "not passing the torch, but torching the past".

[@jonbaxter2254]

Disney has to try to be this shit.
Man, I miss hand-drawn animations. Not just beautiful to look at, but inspired stories and characters.

[@jonbaxter2254]

@barmcake331 Any reason for not liking it? There are some pretty decent shows out there, even for new people.

[@theonejmv]

I don't watch Disney content anymore, I just watch Reaper's take on Disney movies and TV.

[@achaudhari101]

That makes no sense.

[@HumanAfterAll123]

​@@achaudhari101your confusion makes no sense. They don't feel like giving their money and time to a company that actively hates their customers

[@willpower8289]

@@HumanAfterAll123 Jokes on him. He’s giving Disney money whether he likes it or not.

[@achaudhari101]

@@HumanAfterAll123 And how does this movie hate people like him for example?

[@TexasHollowEarth]

@willpower8289 - ... go away bot/shill. You're an obvious fraud. You're overtly, oblivious to reality 🤡

[@bloodrunsclear]

The more money Disney spends on the things the less they seem to care about the stories.

[@morecringe89]

This is why I couldn't care less about the writers getting out of jobs.

[@russ254]

kudos for using “couldn’t care less” correctly!

[@sparrow420500]

Yeah, after movies like this, Barbie, Dial of Destiny, and a host of others, they actually think they deserve MORE money!?!? LMAO!!

[@Rhamsody]

Might as well give AI a chance at this point. 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@birdmoney]

TV show writers as well btw... they all deserve more money

[@justaguyonyoutube4592]

Lmao such is why I think the Writer’s Strike is absolute nonsense if they keep making stuff like this.

[@nedia8259]

“I don’t understand why people aren’t supporting the writers strike, I mean look at all the terrible TV shows that have been canceled because they stopped working”
- moistcritical, unironically

[@Grasslander]

A really good ghost movie is Sinister from 2012, in which a true-crime writer moves into a house with his family, where he finds old film of people being killed in gruesome ways. He tries to find the removed parts of the film, to see who committed the murders. It is chilling, even though you don't see the ghosts that much.

[@mala6238]

Agreed. Great and pretty frightening movie.

[@justaguyonyoutube4592]

Great movie that doesn’t rely on showing you the monster but instead it shows you of what this monster is capable of, therefor it’s mysterious and ambiguous.
It’s great that way.
I like that movie.

[@whiskii]

I find that the most chilling movies are where you don't see the monster that much as fear of an unknown monster is much scarier. Or at least one you barely see, or only have glimpses of. That or an entity kind of like in Hereditary. Or even It Follows where it takes many forms so you don't actually know what it looks like. Smile was similar but when you saw more of the monsters true form towards the end I kind of stopped being freaked out by it.

[@Kharn526]

Why do people always say somebody else's opinion sucks in favor of theirs very childish dude you can do better

[@maximelius]

Naa sinister and insidious are both wack

[@khfan4life365]

I loved the Eddie Murphy movie. It balanced humor, horror, and tragedy remarkably well.

[@justaguyonyoutube4592]

It’s actually very decent imo.
Very lovable, charming and full of personality.
But alas, Disney is Disney.

[@mcsquilliams7044]

​@@justaguyonyoutube4592stupid is what stupid does lol fuck disney

[@SammEater]

Me too, I know it flopped, but I have a softspot for that movie too.

[@MamaMOB]

I think it's a lot of fun. It's the perfect movie to put on when you have the entire family over at your house and the only people who are actually going to pay any attention to it are kids anyway. Who doesn't love looking up and seeing Eddie Murphy being Eddie Murphy?

[@BlisterHiker]

100% agree. I think Eddie was fantastic in his role, restrained from his usual clown-style. The movie has a soul. The new version will be quickly forgotten.

[@J.E.R.O.M.E.]

I hope everyone here is showing our kids the movies we grew up on, because I can’t have todays crap be a part of my kids childhood memories. No way.

[@willpower8289]

I showed my sister the original and she liked it even though I didn’t. We both saw the remake and we both liked it. You’d be surprised how good some childhoods are despite the messed up world we live in.

[@BatHunterofDevon]

Anybody notice that Reaper has a distinctive 'rhythm' to how he talks?

[@achinthmurali5207]

It’s his accent. I think he’s either Irish or Scottish.

[@peteyd1984]

​@@achinthmurali5207He's from Liverpool. Very distinct accent.

[@tomasarcher4761]

​@@achinthmurali5207he has a 'scouse' accent as we say... it means he's from Liverpool.

[@dceasedbrickfan74]

You want a haunted house movie? 13 Ghosts or House On Haunted Hill will do. House is another old school classic!

[@J__T]

I recently watched the Vincent Price House on Haunted Hill. Even found it in color on Tubi, I think. Very thrilling but some noticeable plot holes or rather subplots going just nowhere.

[@jacobneumann5021]

Plot Twist: Disney has actually been using AI to write their stories for the past 5 years and blew their budgets on cocaine and kiddie blood

[@ObeyBanksy]

Reaper is just hacking Disney to pieces with his scythe

[@ironmindvideopodcast9309]

What i love about these reviews is that he'll give his review in the first 5 seconds. You don't need to wait for 10 years. The rest of it us always brilliant 👏

[@mr.punisher5100]

Disney can't stop hitting the home runs!

[@bottlethrower1544]

Cant stop punching themselves in balls

[@flawseeingeye]

i like it how they cared so little about it, they couldn't even be bothered to wait a few months and release it in october.

[@KRIAJK]

A lot of horror films aren't released in October.

[@flawseeingeye]

@@KRIAJK its literally called haunted mansion. its a halloween movie at the absolute bare minimum.

[@KRIAJK]

@@flawseeingeye Brother, learn to read my fucking comment. I told you most horror movies do not release in October.

[@xel1673]

From the description here, did anyone else feel like this movie is rather similar to the 2001 movie with Tony Shalhoub called Thirteen Ghosts (or Thir13en Ghosts)? What with filling a mansion with ghosts and people being lured to the mansion by the villain in order to accomplish his goals. Most of the ghosts in the mansion are threatening to the characters, but some helpful or benign. A dead wife is a big character arc aspect for one of the characters. A dead wife is also part of the villain's schemes. And the finale requires someone to willingly die and become the final ghost. All of the ghosts also turn on the villain in the end. Furthermore, the mansion alters itself at random (a mechanism designed by the villain), trapping people in places with ghosts. However, there doesn't really seem to be a point in having this feature within the house and really just puts the people the villain wants to self-sacrifice to succeed in his plans. It's really just a means to trap people inside the mansion and then force people into and trap them specific areas with ghosts they need to escape until the next time the house rotates and the doors unlock.
While the camera lens that lets you see ghosts is a dead story device in Haunted Mansion, in Thirteen Ghosts they have special glasses handed out that everyone wears, which lets them see the ghosts and helps them avoid/escape them later.
Of course there are differences (like nobody can leave the mansion in Thirteen Ghosts and people are in constant mortal danger), the cast is smaller, the 2001 movie is suppose to be adult horror, and the villain's goals are different, but I just kept thinking about that movie throughout this review.

[@SlimSamari]

Sounds like a much better movie than this.

[@torytellstales]

One of my favorite creepypastas of all time has to be "Grad Night At the Haunted Mansion", which is one of the few creepypastas I listen to time again and again due to it scaring me so bad. The thing in the story that made me legit terrified was the box hat ghost since it was implied to be an omen of death while also being an abandoned creepy animatronic.
If I am more threatened from a hat box animatronic that may or may not be an actual ghost in a story than the actual ghost in the movie, I'd say thats kind of bad.

[@torytellstales]

In my opinion too, the Hat Box Ghost sounds too much like the Beast from "Beauty and the Beast". Thats not the way I pictured him sounding. I pictured him sounding more hollow and whispery, like an actual disembodied being.

[@josephsalmonte4995]

But look at how diverse the cast is. It fixes everything!

[@billr3053]

They do that to forestall criticism - making ready the ‘r’ word. If the audience doesn’t like it then there’s a handy label for them.

[@jenniferraymond9766]

It's not diverse. I counted like, 2 white pipo

[@josephsalmonte4995]

@@billr3053 paranoid nonsense lol

[@justaguyonyoutube4592]

@@billr3053
I’ve been called every “ist” and “phobe” in the book.
I care not for such silly and meaningless words nor do they mean anything to me anymore other than just labels and buzzwords to make the one using them feel better about themselves.

[@billr3053]

@@josephsalmonte4995 Possibly. They probably don’t think and deviously plan that far ahead. They just tick off the woke boxes because that has become the new normal. Especially in their industry. Not understanding the consequences and possible backlash of consistently misrepresenting demographics.

[@mrmhj9925]

Ahhh, I love the original Haunted Mansion.
The make up design on the ghouls are amazing and still hold up to this day.
You have to give props to them. Good humour as well I thought.

[@aquila4228]

Agreed
The sets, the direction and everything is able to create such an immersive vibe on that one
I really like the old movie

[@gmuk101]

Nowadays, I don't even download for free if one of the main characters is black or a woman's face is in the center of its movie poster, especially an Asian woman, even though I am Asian. Those movies are most likely bad and not worth watching. In fact, I don't think they care anymore. I just wonder how they get paid. Does anybody care?

[@SavoryFilth]

I have a lot of nostalgic love for the original Haunted Mansion, this remake makes no sense why it should exist. It already had a minority cast, so that can’t be a reason for a ‘modern reboot’

[@zerotodona1495]

Didn’t you know? The old version is too “white” black people. So they had to make them ghetto.

[@pumpkinpatch5]

Sure you do.

[@J__T]

Oddly, when I heard this movie was being made, I was practically zapped with the realization that I still owned a McDonald's toy from the 2003 version. I don't even recall watching the movie just hearing the song that the toy would sing. I wonder where that toy specifically went to yet I also refuse to look for it.

[@raythunder8619]

I actually love the 2003 haunted mansion. The writers actually loved the haunted mansion ride since they made sure the movie incorporated the ride's lore and history. And the writets at least tried to make the plot seem more believable. Even if some of the events break some plot points. Like the Villian, somehow knowing the Main Character's wife was a recarnation of his master's past lover. We never get the answer on how he figured it out. But at least the movie was entertaining and made me emotional. Whether it scared me shitless due to the tomb scene with the zombies and spiders, to making me joyful seeing the graveyard scene with all the ghost partying. The characters of the 2003 film I feel are 10× better than the 2023 cast. Give and take the og film cast portrayed the generic family structure you see in 2000s films, but at least the characters had substance. The family had character development and felt like they generally cared for each other.
It's just a fun family movie that at least tried versus this unemotional crash grab.

[@jeremyallen5974]

So I'm better off playing through the PS2 game again
Got it

[@s3v3n3]

I just saw this the other week ago with my family at an AMC. The acting was so unfunny, the one-liners absolutely atrocious, and the CGI cringe. This wouldn't appeal to adults or children. They tried to be so deep with the emotional issues, most of the characters are very quirky and uninteresting, I only liked Danny Devito in the entire film. I'm disappointed to have even gone to see this, it just felt like a quick cash grab, I'm bummed by this movie and certainly by Disney as a whole. We would've just been left better off with the original 2003 Haunted Mansion with Eddie Murphy.

[@BlisterHiker]

Totally agree. The original version is fun to watch and has a genuine, positive vibe. The new one will be quickly forgotten.

[@pumpkinpatch5]

I’m sorry you didn’t like it. I’m assuming you’re not a fan of the ride.

[@s3v3n3]

@@pumpkinpatch5 The ride at Disney World is amazing, we live here so we go every time, it’s actually my favorite ride at that amusement park, I just think the newer movie adaptation doesn’t have the same feel, the old one is good even though most haven’t heard of it.

[@sjdrifter72]

Why do you get suckered in by Disney when you know that all they produce is crap? Did you actually think you were going to invest time and money and watch a good movie as a result?

[@s3v3n3]

@@sjdrifter72I was invited to go with family so I didn't spend any money or even planned to go in the first place, but I did and I sat there cringing the entire way through lol. The kids enjoyed it I think, I'm not sure because I doubt any of them understand the awful humor.

[@ThatHotchkinsGuy]

One of the things I absolutely hate about this film is that The Ghost Host didn't have a major role.

[@joshwhite557]

Wow I didn't even know this existed.

[@terraburrell3843]

No one did and cared

[@s3v3n3]

Me and my family do know of the movie, especially because we liked comedy or family movies with Eddie Murphy in it, and some good old classics as well. Even though many haven't seen the original 2003 movie, it is WAY much better than this!

[@terraburrell3843]

@@s3v3n3 Okay, just saying that i think no one even know about this remake

[@joshwhite557]

I was talking about this remake like I haven't heard or seen one thing about it. The Eddie Murphy version is decent I remember that one.

[@willpower8289]

@@terraburrell3843 I did both.

[@Thenumber1yoshi]

Anyone feel like playing any of the Three Luigi’s Mansion games as a palate cleanser after this?

[@Nephyrrus]

That man has committed murder here this evening... and the victim's name is "theater."
- Lois Griffin -

[@watsomd]

Did you posses me after I saw this movie this past weekend? Your thoughts were my thoughts. Great Review. The trailer made this look so fun, I wanted it to be better than the lackluster EM film. Sadly it was not.

[@jonathanwatson4484]

I think the one way to improve the overwell plot atleast in the line of the ghosts, that the main ghost commends an horde of loyal spectical hounds that enchain and drag the ghost to the lower levels of the mansion, that way each ghost has atleast a reason to work for the main ghost, second the the lady who owns the house should work as an caretaker, she should say "look dont mess or tourch anything as it would make the house an mess" that way she can keep the main guy safe from any paranoire without the whole "leave this place, oh and here an hundred quid"
second each character should at least contribute something to the group, and finnaly have it reveal the main head ghost murder there wife or dughter and hired the mediam to keep em quiet, that way it would explain why the medium is there, and finnaly have the plot inside the mansion as having them leave removes the whole danger, make it sort of an countdown to 12 well the ghost powers grow more violent as time goes on.
and boom made the plot better.

[@user-mv9tt4st9k]

Owen Wilson looks strange. As in, bad plastic surgery strange. I do hope I am wrong. 😂

[@michaelsegriff3362]

He should have gotten that controversial pigmentation alteration surgery to fit in better with the cast.

[@r.downgrade5836]

The real tragedy about this movie is that it's exactly the kind of movie that Disney *should* have been remaking all along. Boring, bland, and bad movies that were flops and never even became cult classics after the fact. It's the perfect breeding ground for a revamp.
Unfortunately, rather than redo the movie again but have it well written, well, you've already described why even the characters aren't worth rooting for.

[@fmc291]

Even though the original wasn’t good, it at least had a coherent story that made sense.

[@maguffintop2596]

Idk why your voice makes me laugh sooo hard!! Love your content!!

[@sophiabahantka5594]

Can’t wait for your Snow White review

[@InfamousNightraid]

Its like they looked at the prior remake and though "Hmm... how can we make it worse?"

[@MsProdworthy]

It's such a shame that this was even considered as a 'remake' the original was amazing and was 'diverse' without being preachy and boring.

[@SonicGurl82]

Honestly, I thought the movie was quite a fun film. It at least made me jump out of my chair and made me giggle...while there are some flaws with it, I think the characters...the build up of the mansion and the 1st act were pretty decent.
Its nothing ground breaking BUT It is a fun Halloween movie to watch. If only WAS released on September or October....

[@willpower8289]

Finally someone in this comment section I like. People are being way too hard on this movie.

[@IMINSIDEYOURMUM]

Yeah I feel bad looking up reviews of movies I like to see if people think it sucks and they always do, then I ruin it for myself. Ima just take that this was a fun Halloween movie.

[@willpower8289]

@@IMINSIDEYOURMUM That’s the right thing to do. Thats why I never look up reviews unless it’s people I trust. I don’t want the movie ruined for me.

[@realeala]

This makes me wish Guillermo del toro was able to make his version of this movie. Oh well, at least we have crimson peak

[@silverscorpio24]

Wait a ding dong minute......
*Is that L from Netflix's Death Note?!*

[@michaelreich4827]

Last time I was this early for a Reaper video, the Alphabet Mafia "just wanted to get married".

[@HumanAfterAll123]

When you know for a fact that an AI could write a story/script better than the countless waves of 'writers' that are giving us garbage and are now demanding more money, you can't help but ask 'now remind me exactly why you're needed again?"

[@AlastorAltruistGaming]

At the same time, though, AI is DEFINITELY something to fear because it’s a computer that’s working at a much higher pace than humans. The problem with that, is that AI lacks creativity or soul.
Ik I give praise & adoration to folks who use voice AI to generate characters or other singers & make them sing different songs, complete with their iconic voice, but Ik it’s still a dangerous thing & something to be feared. Especially when AI can eventually destroy humanity & try to “replicate” it.
What’s wrong with movies these days, is not only are people trying to prove a point (even when I’m all for inclusivity), but they also lack originality. Movies these days are predictable, soulless & lack any real nuance.
Another problem, is the “remakes” Disney shits out are really just cashgrabs with a different coat of paint. Someone at Disney HQ is clearly moneyhungry & they’re not ashamed of it either.

[@domm6812]

Not gonna lie, I came here because of that derpy video thumbnail ...I was already laughing before I even watched the vid 😂

[@haitch2676]

Wait……. He’s an Astrophysicist?!?!?! Hahahahahaha Oh Disney, you’re hilarious hahahaha

[@willpower8289]

What’s the problem with that? Is it because we don’t see him doing that stuff or because he’s too silly to be that? This isn’t sarcasm I’m genuinely curious by why you find that funny

[@haitch2676]

@@willpower8289 I find it hilarious because Disney cannot ever be taken seriously, he can’t just be a paranormal investigator or a guide, he’s an Astrophysicist

[@willpower8289]

@@haitch2676 Well to be fair it’s not like paranormal investigators or useful anyway. And yea a guide seems to be more fitting but I can see where you’re coming from with this.

[@MrLolguy93]

Don't forget that they're making a live-action Gargoyles movie

[@diegomauriciogomez1755]

Remember when Disney's live actions had soul and were cool?

[@rosumparat]

Writers: We're on strike cause we're underpaid! REEEEEE!!!
The rest of the world: Stop writing shit then!

[@insaneone1942]

Logic and reason thank the maker

[@tigerburn81]

The only Disney movie that didn't get a race swap . . . .

[@sleepymeimei]

The writers for this generation are butchering shows and movies. It’s the worst. We need to reach out to the people on RUclips who make banger short films with clever writing and phenomenal actors and stop relying on big box office releases for entertainment. Indie films have an opportunity to shine if we boost them properly.

[@Niko.one.shot.]

Disney has lost the magic of making movies for the family but instead there just making movies for money

[@Rengo-.-]

Bro a just recently started watching your videos and I really like your reviews. So sad I didnt find your channel before what happened to your deleted content, because I already watched the rest of the videos and now I have to wait for the next one😭

[@SammEater]

I never thought I would feel nostalgic for the Eddie Murphy movie, but man, that one was so much better than this new one. lol

[@CaptainMoveStudios]

This could work better if this was an Animated Movie, instead of another remake

[@Goddessvenom]

This is the first video I've ever watched of yours and you had me in stitches 🤣😂
Consider me subscribed!

[@s-kn6902]

I love your unfiltered reviews of these modern films 👍👍

[@the_bane_of_all_anti_furry]

cant wait to see your next new episode

[@jordangalvony312]

they identify the ghost by - having a sketch artist draw the ghost and then draw skin on it to figure out who the person is???...???...
if I was drinking milk, I'd spew it out my nose. what further proof do you need that movies are just becoming more and more brain dead...

[@mrviking2mcall212]

I haven’t even heard of this movie. Great marketing once again, Disney 😂

[@kathyflorcruz552]

Looks like a lot of money was laundered through that project. Lots of has beens & costumes & CGI & such for a terrible plot. As usual. 😅

[@tiamystic]

My question is: Why the HELL is a single mother and her son buying this big ass house for??
(I keep forgetting this movie exists so I didn’t watch it)

[@willpower8289]

The mother is grieving and thought she and her son needed a fresh start. She got the mansion because she wanted to turn it into a bed and breakfast.

[@MamaMOB]

Wait you're telling me a mediocre movie from 2003 starring Eddie Murphy didn't do well when we made 20 years later by old movie stars no one really cares about without the IPs that made them famous? I'm shocked!
They legitimately expect me to believe these people went to the police with 'skeleton with a top hat' and not only got a perfect rendition of what the man saw hair included but they were able to add flesh to that drawing and get an exact picture of the guy's face? Hollywood knows Bones was a show right? And even that was a bit science fiction. We all know it takes a long time to add flesh to a skeleton. That's just bullshit. That is experience destroying bullshit. Not that I was into the experience to begin with.

[@celticfitnesssa3915]

You are great man. Don't stop making videos please. Where can I see all your videos that were taken off?

[@livelarge2452]

Best channel on youtube.

[@caiuscosades1791]

Disney really are set on this downward spiral 😂 can't wait until they've finally gone out of business

[@TheAnimatorOfOpallyon]

You have to consider that this movie is not a remake of the Eddie Murphy film, it's a reinterpretation of the Disneyland attraction. Making a movie of the Haunted Mansion is an infernal task as you have to consider the 60 years of insane lore that the attraction has (something that the Eddie Murphy film did poorly). When you see this movie, you see that it was made from a place of love from the fans, including even the smallest addition of the attraction lore like the wet footsteps of the captain (a cancelled concept from the 60s). Considering that the lore of the mansion is constantly changing, it absolutely fascinated me how clever the writers were to unite all of these broken pieces of fabric into something clean and organized. The characters were not that bad as you said. You can tell that they have bonded over the film and see themselves as a family now. Yet I have to agree with you that Owen Wilson's character wasn't that well writen, but Owen was as charismatic as always! This movie is similar to a film like The Super Mario Bros Movie in many areas, where it's specifically designed for the fans.

[@billjacobs521]

So it has fan service to something with a microscopic fandom, but doesn't bother to just be a good movie that makes sense. Great.

[@brianmurphy6480]

It's not about making a good movie you'll be proud of, and which will resonate with viewers through the years. It's about putting as many "disenfranchised minorities" on the payroll as possible, and bleeding whatever corporate entity is stupid enough to employ them into an early grave. 🤷‍♂️

[@zozopanda2554]

The Eddie Murphy movie is a classic! Aah, I used to watch it all the time (but as a kid so maybe it's nostalgia talking, but also it's just a legitimately solid movie compared this garbage wow).

[@matane2465]

The Haunted Mansion videogame had a better plot.

[@justintuffo2801]

when disney has a chance to reboot this they could of animated it

[@bakedspade]

Your complete and utter bluntness will never not be funny.

[@maxthedoomer]

I find it impossible to see past a cast that resembles a meeting at the UN, immediate turn-off.

[@IlluminatedShadow]

Meeting at the UN? There were 3 white people and 5 black people as part of the main cast. 2 different races in a movie now constitutes woke?

[@68393]

The marketing was so shit I didn't even know this existed.

[@katiescarlett8108]

Many things are crap. But when I see a Reaper vid up it helps soothe the crap for a while. 😂

[@shadowspade4258]

Oh, what the F!!!! How dare they?!! I didn’t know that they ruined my beloved movie like this!!! I grew up watching ‘Haunted Mansion’. Shameful!!!!

[@jamaldee2355]

I luv this channel!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@SlimSamari]

This movie was made by someone who didn't understand anything about the lore and decided to tell a story of what they think the Haunted Mansion is about. The original even though it flopped actually sticked close to the lore of the ride. It was scary, funny, and fun for the whole family but this one lacks all of that. Disney needs to return to hiring real talent but AI will soon be next to take up the pen.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

I honestly forgot this even exists. not even sure why they are doing movies about Disney rides that have no story at all...

[@AlastorAltruistGaming]

I’ve never even realized there was a REMAKE! And a remake of an already-good movie, might I even deign to add. Y’know what, leave the remakes to videogames & the classics to movies, because that’s what I’d rather prefer!

[@TheKonnoisseur11]

The black guy is an astrophysicist 😅

[@sparkleypegs8350]

Remember when they used to hire actual big name actors for main parts instead of boring nobodies? Pepperidge Farms remembers.
Also has Own Wilson had work done because he looks quite uncanny valley.

[@Kousaburo]

The Haunted Mansion looks like it's full of spooks.

[@davebaconusa1062]

@RealReaper Do the rest of Secret Invasion

[@user-ku9qc7dm5c]

Anyone remember the ps2 haunted mansion game? Scared the crap out of me as a kid

[@SimplyAwkward_]

Anyone getting CGI vibes like Ghostbusters.

[@visitingforgefather5997]

I'm not saying Danny DeVito pulling out his pieces would have improved this shite...however he probably should have pulled them out when his agent came to him with the contract and script though.

[@justaguyonyoutube4592]

As usual,
he’s the only good part of this movie,
then again such is the marvellous existence of Danny DeVito in a nutshell.

[@graham8789]

Reaper is the bottle of poitín on the Drinkers top shelf

[@Incalor]

Eddie Murphy wasn't half-bad in the original tbh. Compared to this, that was a masterpiece of course.

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Urban astrophysicist.
Super believable
As believable as the urban genius that is iron heart
Wyte libs writing blaqpipo. So creative.

[@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805]

Oh no, they roped the deveets into this!

[@fmc291]

Will you do The Meg 2 and Blue Beetle? Sorry that you’re watching crap films.

[@TheanHooYew]

Looks like another quality product from Disney.

[@TysonWoods-vv5bk]

I watched the movie just yesterday and I wanted the movie to be over as soon as it started. I was forced to see this mess of a movie because my grandma wanted to see it but I already knew that this was made by modern Disney so I knew already this movie was going to be a failure.

[@mcsquilliams7044]

Something Wrong With Disneys Medula Oblangata

[@icaliver]

Ah too bad, it did look visually interesting than that last movie but That’s what happens when one spends on style and doesn’t spare a dime on substance.