Patrice O'Neal - NBA Slam Dunk Contest (w/Visual AIDS)

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  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024

Комментарии • 386

  • @biganttalks4689
    @biganttalks4689 5 лет назад +54

    He Was Going Up Before He Went Up 😂😂

  • @rofl315
    @rofl315 5 лет назад +60

    A holiday is not always having a good time with your friends and family. A lot of times it's watching a new Patrice video. Thanks for keeping his legacy alive, man!

  • @donalddunston7964
    @donalddunston7964 5 лет назад +77

    Patrice was the realest man in show biz. RIP big man. There will never be another like him. Not in this fake ass world.🧐

  • @nickcarter3491
    @nickcarter3491 5 лет назад +201

    I miss Patrice every day man

    • @FlyTrue
      @FlyTrue 3 года назад

      Facts

    • @connorfernandes2
      @connorfernandes2 3 года назад

      Not everyday

    • @kennethcox6895
      @kennethcox6895 3 года назад +1

      Hey baby. One day we will all be at a comedy club in the great beyond listening to patrice for an hour.

    • @variable7833
      @variable7833 2 года назад

      @@notlayjeno6258 i just want to hear 1 hour about what he REALLY thinks of opie

    • @Excremental_Discharge
      @Excremental_Discharge 4 месяца назад

      I wish Patrice and Jim Norton replaced Siskle and Ebert. Their movie reviews would have been legendary

  • @variable7833
    @variable7833 2 года назад +12

    Opie would be stupid enough to believe that spud webb video was real. Jesus christ

  • @SereneSimian
    @SereneSimian 2 года назад +8

    Holy shit the editing makes this so much better, thanks for putting it together

  • @xThe_Wendigo
    @xThe_Wendigo 5 лет назад +67

    Anthony legit said “why don’t you get your mama-san to get your toy” 😂

  • @42tribes
    @42tribes 5 лет назад +53

    Lol Spud double jumped like Mario

  • @Fabo100
    @Fabo100 5 лет назад +23

    I knew what was coming and Patrice reaction was still hilarious lol "noooooo! He had a trampoline!!"

  • @tol5516
    @tol5516 5 лет назад +88

    2016 dunk contest would have changed his mind..

    • @elcid6301
      @elcid6301 5 лет назад +4

      Was that the one with Lavine?

    • @tol5516
      @tol5516 5 лет назад +9

      @@elcid6301 yeah with Aaron Gordon

    • @hicks727
      @hicks727 5 лет назад

      Nah

    • @tol5516
      @tol5516 5 лет назад +2

      @@hicks727 so you didn't like Aaron's dunk

    • @hicks727
      @hicks727 5 лет назад +4

      @@tol5516 it was good..First time anyone did something like that. But Patrice would have still ripped it

  • @troystephens5735
    @troystephens5735 5 лет назад +33

    If Patrice was saying this about LBJ omg I would have loved to hear what he would have said about KD and nba today. Man we missed out.. RIP

  • @jmoses5480
    @jmoses5480 5 лет назад +75

    Vince Carter is still playing to this day lol

    • @HUNTENT247
      @HUNTENT247 5 лет назад +13

      And is still pretty solid. Crazy genetics and work ethic.

  • @cudi4082
    @cudi4082 5 лет назад +21

    I know Patrice looking down with disgust the way they treated Melo

  • @adrianjohnson3136
    @adrianjohnson3136 5 лет назад +33

    called Mosgov a Russian mummy lmfaoooooooo Patrice the Goat!

  • @cman9601
    @cman9601 5 лет назад +69

    Bad predictions about my Knicks and Carmelo career

    • @wraithstrongopark
      @wraithstrongopark 5 лет назад +7

      lmao they jinxed the shit out of that.

    • @AQGOAT24
      @AQGOAT24 5 лет назад +8

      Melo mad overrated, I said it then and I feel vindicated now. Denver made out with that trade

    • @camdonking1919
      @camdonking1919 5 лет назад

      Melo's a product of his own destruction. Dude could have had 3 or 4 rings, possibly could have brought a title to NY, but he blew all for his own ego. And people like Stephen A want you to feel sorry for him. Dude took the money.

    • @cman9601
      @cman9601 5 лет назад

      @@awarbeduhi5309 no bitch I was watching him when he was at Syracuse he was the same guy then

    • @tourem.harris3135
      @tourem.harris3135 4 года назад

      Horrible

  • @thelolmaster1997
    @thelolmaster1997 5 лет назад +136

    Please make more visual OnA vids this is so much more entertaining

    • @pheo1418
      @pheo1418 5 лет назад +15

      Yes please do these videos are hilarious with the visuals

    • @FM-pr1ht
      @FM-pr1ht 5 лет назад +1

      Really well made!

    • @randomthoughts170
      @randomthoughts170 4 года назад +1

      This was amazing. Felt like i was in the studio watching clips with them

  • @lilsmith22
    @lilsmith22 5 лет назад +10

    i love Patrice so much man when he knows his shit about something no one can talk about it like him, I wish I could have talked sports with him one day he was the best

  • @ayrtonhollingsworth4268
    @ayrtonhollingsworth4268 5 лет назад +19

    This was before the Lavine Gordon contest though that shit brought it to another level

  • @georgekazanjian6061
    @georgekazanjian6061 2 года назад +8

    I'm not even a basketball fan, but damn Patrice with visuals was so brilliant and funny

  • @someguynamedsteve9130
    @someguynamedsteve9130 5 лет назад +8

    "are you not well?" That brought me to tears.

  • @tg3grant704
    @tg3grant704 5 лет назад +16

    Dam it's not basketball, it's the fact that when your a grown up u see things differently,like Xmas at age 6 and Xmas at 36 ,Disneyland at 10 vs Disneyland at 40 ,

    • @solidkingcobra
      @solidkingcobra 5 лет назад +1

      Disneyland at 40 intoxicated is a really different perspective.

  • @reecesamuel2023
    @reecesamuel2023 5 лет назад +34

    "chicago girls team"

  • @sevenwhatuknow
    @sevenwhatuknow 5 лет назад +125

    Thanks Crackhead. Very nice to hear some Patrice content I haven't heard yet. You the REAL MVP

    • @comedycrackhead5577
      @comedycrackhead5577  5 лет назад +3

      Salute!

    • @slizz0fm0shi85
      @slizz0fm0shi85 5 лет назад +2

      Word my G I was just trying to explain to someone who he was like how do you not know??? Real shit salute

  • @andreelmatacoronavirusquin1322
    @andreelmatacoronavirusquin1322 5 лет назад +27

    Man Patrice's hype for Melo in the Knicks ended up being all for naught

    • @rickg5597
      @rickg5597 5 лет назад +2

      I think he was more excited about having a reason to watch the Knicks since @ 17:30 he was spot on about them not having a chance in the playoffs.

  • @genecide6869
    @genecide6869 5 лет назад +6

    Asian Kid with a Mohawk 😂😂

  • @popedizzled_mywizzle
    @popedizzled_mywizzle 5 лет назад +7

    The visual cues were great! 👍👍👍 you put in work!

  • @EastboundAndDowns
    @EastboundAndDowns 5 лет назад +6

    One time I'll agree with Opie; the Slam Dunk Contest has indeed jumped the shark. Ironically, dunking over a shark tank would actually bring this contest back to relevancy.

  • @SkinsFan902
    @SkinsFan902 4 года назад +4

    "Gallinari is a 7-foot bum... and they got to keep Landry Fields who's a beast" lol

  • @tafttheraft5314
    @tafttheraft5314 5 лет назад +8

    I love Patrice and he's 100% right about everything up until the Carmelo trade. Gallinari is still an effective starter in the league and Wilson Chandler can still play minutes because of his 3 and D skills, where as Carmelo is finished because he's a primadonna that can't pass or play defense. Even the two guys he said he liked, Raymond Felton and Landry Fields are finished in the league lol.

    • @Eagles2020
      @Eagles2020 3 года назад

      Carmelo is finished? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @tafttheraft5314
      @tafttheraft5314 3 года назад +1

      @@Eagles2020 1. Carmelo was literally finished at the time I said this. 2. He's scoring 13 points per game off the bench for an imploding 6 seed team that lost in the first round. He might as well be finished.

    • @Eagles2020
      @Eagles2020 3 года назад

      @@tafttheraft5314 yes scoring 13 points for a playoff team means you’re finished. You can’t make this shit up 😂. Take the L and move on

    • @tafttheraft5314
      @tafttheraft5314 3 года назад

      @@Eagles2020 scoring 13 points doesn’t mean shit when you’re a bad passer and one of the worst defenders in the league. Carmelo sucks dude.

    • @thankyoujodi
      @thankyoujodi Год назад

      @@Eagles2020 yes. While gallinari still technically is in the league.

  • @bunnyrubyjanee
    @bunnyrubyjanee 5 лет назад +11

    Great editing bro awesome video and Patrice will always be the funniest ever

  • @MegaCrowdaddy
    @MegaCrowdaddy 5 лет назад +5

    At 11:57, Patrice spells out exactly why I'm not an NBA fan anymore.

  • @jessieb9384
    @jessieb9384 5 лет назад +19

    Boy did the comments about carmelo not age well

  • @poopagore
    @poopagore 5 лет назад +4

    if you turn your speakers up you can hear spud webb jump on something hahah 6:42

  • @felixtrejo6133
    @felixtrejo6133 5 лет назад +9

    Little would they know about zack Lavine and that crazy ass dunk contest

  • @jimbobmcgurt8078
    @jimbobmcgurt8078 5 лет назад +6

    This video is genius! The editing is spot on. Showing kukoc and Harper as Patrice said two competit bums was hilarious yo. Great work! I love Patrice but he was so wrong about my Knicks.

  • @isaacalinda
    @isaacalinda 5 лет назад +5

    I Started dying when he was talking about the knicks super team💀💀

  • @braydon249
    @braydon249 5 лет назад +4

    these visual AIDS are full blown. appreciate you! upload more

    • @comedycrackhead5577
      @comedycrackhead5577  5 лет назад

      Thanks a lot man, I appreciate that! I'm a definitely get back in my bag real soon.

  • @KTKZon58
    @KTKZon58 5 лет назад +21

    Using JJ Redick as the "stay in school" baller is classic!😂😂😂 Gotta get those extra years in so he can learn some more cagey, hustle-type tricks, cuz he damn sure ain't making it in the league on natural talent🤣🤣🤣

    • @KTKZon58
      @KTKZon58 5 лет назад +2

      Thanks CC. And props to you for keeping Patrice and the unsung guys' legacies alive🙏🏿

    • @comedycrackhead5577
      @comedycrackhead5577  5 лет назад +7

      I appreciate that, and props to you for the Redick comment...lmao...one of the only dudes I could think of in recent years that went to school for 4 years just to make it to the NBA to be a competent bum!

    • @KTKZon58
      @KTKZon58 5 лет назад +7

      @@comedycrackhead5577 Tbh, somebody needs to make a list of the Top 10 Competent Bums of All Time 😂

    • @comedycrackhead5577
      @comedycrackhead5577  5 лет назад +4

      @Karen The kat ZON Haha..for real! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @FeastTheStoic
      @FeastTheStoic 5 лет назад +9

      Reddick is one of the best shooters ever tho.

  • @solidkingcobra
    @solidkingcobra 5 лет назад +6

    Patrice O'Neal passed away 9 years ago... yet the words he has spoken can be applied almost a decade later. I like how the video was spliced with newer stuff that it seems like Patrice got to watch last years' All Star Game. ,minus the Knicks stuff.

  • @crazycrazy-vr9hj
    @crazycrazy-vr9hj 2 года назад +3

    Hey man, I don't think you notice yet but there is a video missing on your channel. It was a video about Patrice predicting the future.

  • @fidelmercado2621
    @fidelmercado2621 4 года назад +4

    The Carmelo super team prediction didn't quite pan out

  • @HouseofRedWine
    @HouseofRedWine 5 лет назад +18

    The Chicago girl team lmao

  • @roktimus
    @roktimus 5 лет назад +5

    If you go back to the first time he does it you can hear when he jumps of the boost lol

  • @mr.robertdobalina9199
    @mr.robertdobalina9199 5 лет назад +5

    I forgot Serge Ibaka was in the dunk contest

  • @toobalkain
    @toobalkain 5 лет назад +8

    5.6, fat, at 45, dunks with a pump, impossible.

    • @southernflavamaker
      @southernflavamaker 5 лет назад

      Im 40 and can dunk a alley (barely) cause i smoke and drink now that I'm retired...im still athletic but i can see 5 yrs from now i won't be touching the rim...but i had my glory years

  • @lionkingmohamed3929
    @lionkingmohamed3929 5 лет назад +5

    Patreeky Is Always Gold One of One
    Rip Big Man 🙏🏾

  • @guilles1933
    @guilles1933 5 лет назад +8

    The whole Knicks conversation didn't age well...

    • @andrewfusco8580
      @andrewfusco8580 3 года назад +1

      Nothing about the Knicks will go well until Dolan sells or croaks.

  • @insanet3
    @insanet3 5 лет назад +5

    damn man this is amazing, its like a whole new experience, great work, i hope the gods reward you plentiful.

  • @harrisfaruqi
    @harrisfaruqi 5 лет назад +10

    this is awesome, great work

  • @scotthayes2324
    @scotthayes2324 5 лет назад +7

    The Legend of Landry Fields and the Billups Knicks run.

  • @neo_geo_
    @neo_geo_ 5 лет назад +68

    Thanks for the aids

  • @JoeBat95
    @JoeBat95 2 года назад +2

    "Jim the giant nigga" 😂😂

  • @sledge6693
    @sledge6693 2 года назад +2

    Every time there’s a shitty dunk contest this rings even more true as to why.

  • @Kingpin2321
    @Kingpin2321 5 лет назад +6

    Derek fisher shorts 😂
    Great editing

  • @Cornerstore203
    @Cornerstore203 5 лет назад +2

    Top 30 video on youtube, you're a legend for this one.

  • @Jk201
    @Jk201 5 лет назад +3

    Love Patrice man ..... thanks you for this !

  • @nystagmus
    @nystagmus 5 лет назад +3

    Spud jumps too high in the vid
    It clearly was a trampoline
    His head never get up to that high at 5’7’’ in his prime
    Cant believe you have to rewind multiple times to confirm this

  • @BertleMcGertle
    @BertleMcGertle 5 лет назад +2

    Of course Opie would believe that video was real.

  • @omartriplett
    @omartriplett 5 лет назад +5

    LMMFAO. Great video love the editing

  • @BariNgozi
    @BariNgozi 5 лет назад +2

    Yo this editing is a lot of work to put together. Good job

  • @jorgenegrete77
    @jorgenegrete77 4 года назад +1

    Bro I appreciate your channel 💯 Real soldiers Patrice changed my life thank God!

  • @hectorcastaneda4488
    @hectorcastaneda4488 5 лет назад +2

    Excellent video man. I like the clips as they were speaking, very engaging.

  • @Spootnik
    @Spootnik 3 года назад +1

    I don't know anything about basketball but I could listen to Patrice talk about anything

  • @BlankSpace14
    @BlankSpace14 5 лет назад +6

    Good work on the editing. Prob was a lot of work but it totally pays off

  • @billyshead1339
    @billyshead1339 5 лет назад +3

    I love this! Thanks for putting it up👍🏻

  • @joeblowtheloverman9620
    @joeblowtheloverman9620 5 лет назад +28

    Damn where the hell is Landry fields at anyway?

    • @Theycallmethek3
      @Theycallmethek3 5 лет назад +2

      He retired after like 5 seasons. H
      Think he does some analysis or some shit

    • @dankestranch8738
      @dankestranch8738 5 лет назад +1

      He had his jersey retired by the Beijing Bobcats

    • @Idontgetmoney
      @Idontgetmoney 5 лет назад

      At the garage disposal.

    • @jamquick5298
      @jamquick5298 5 лет назад

      @@Idontgetmoney I want to know where the GARAGE disposal is though.

    • @Idontgetmoney
      @Idontgetmoney 5 лет назад

      James Quick typo my bad grammar nazi 😂

  • @towallomeesgel1703
    @towallomeesgel1703 5 лет назад +56

    Patrice O'Neal, cuts through the BULLSHIT!! The first time I saw that Spud Webb video, I was choked up.. now I feel so gullible.

    • @andybroberg7084
      @andybroberg7084 5 лет назад +4

      Wtf. Choked up? Serious?

    • @Bonswally
      @Bonswally 5 лет назад +1

      I think 90% of viewers immediately knew it was fake

    • @towallomeesgel1703
      @towallomeesgel1703 5 лет назад +1

      @@andybroberg7084 yeah.. choked up.. because a man 5'6" was, not only able to get into the NBA, but was also able to win a SLAM DUNK championship. Then, at the age of fifty, still be able to slam dunk. How tall are you? Did you get into the NBA? Can you win a slam dunk championship? So call me gullible.. I'll take own it. I'm glad I am capable of being able to appreciate someone who has skill and talent.
      I also don't assume everyone is full of shit.

    • @towallomeesgel1703
      @towallomeesgel1703 5 лет назад +1

      @@Bonswally Patrice pointed it out to O&A, I think your argument over percentage may be invalid.

    • @andybroberg7084
      @andybroberg7084 5 лет назад

      What does any of your questions have to do with it? I’m 6 4 and probably can’t dunk, I was a swimmer. I’m just saying what does an old basketball player jumping on a trampoline choke you up? Slide Webb is undoubtably legit but it’s not something that should choke you up, lol

  • @drewinsur7321
    @drewinsur7321 5 лет назад +2

    my man over here truly deserves the subscribe and bell button, great job man

  • @Dudedafool
    @Dudedafool 3 года назад +2

    CC, is there any way I can reach ya? Got live footage from a Black Phillip show I think would be awesome for you to upload

  • @hershbackridin
    @hershbackridin 5 лет назад +3

    this was great! keep them coming these videos of patrice are perfect

  • @BertleMcGertle
    @BertleMcGertle 5 лет назад +2

    Every 5 years or so the dunk contest is amazing. Vince. Jason Richardson. Dwight Howard. Zach and Aaron.

  • @themeatspot5020
    @themeatspot5020 5 лет назад +2

    Loving the visuals! Makes the commentary even more interesting! Subbed!

  • @manbearhorse
    @manbearhorse 5 лет назад +2

    Should have read the title before clicking, I have visual AIDS now damn it.

  • @kipris1993
    @kipris1993 5 лет назад +12

    Damn them comments about Carmelo going to the Knicks and forming a superteam did not age well

  • @LuciDreams
    @LuciDreams 5 лет назад +1

    2:08 i died laughing. I'm currently typing this from other world.

  • @Chidu_u
    @Chidu_u 5 лет назад +7

    God Bless You

  • @timvapid
    @timvapid 5 лет назад +5

    Visual aids? I thought it was going to be jim Norton photos

  • @chunkychon
    @chunkychon 5 лет назад +3

    Excellent work my guy!

  • @ChiliPeppers246484
    @ChiliPeppers246484 5 лет назад +4

    When I saw the title I thought it was going to be a dunk contest between Charlie Sheen and Ervin Johnson.

  • @PulseRELOADED
    @PulseRELOADED 5 лет назад +4

    This was a great edit

  • @JDC52
    @JDC52 4 месяца назад +2

    Spud Webb is able to fool Spuds Buckley with his fake dunk video, but the icing on the cake is Patrice spots the fakery before he even finishes watching it the very first time!! Good ole Patrice!!

  • @noshowjackie
    @noshowjackie 4 месяца назад +1

    Patrice made everyone more real. He called out so much b.s. that B.S. had to hide when he was around.

  • @razkable
    @razkable Год назад +1

    The 80's lakers had so many good players around magic and kareem...worthy nixon wilkes scott mcadoo cooper rambis thompson mcgee kupchak woolridge...it annoys me how people forget that

  • @frankgangsta
    @frankgangsta 5 лет назад +10

    Landry Fields wasn't a beast. He wasn't even a competent bum.

    • @AKSourGod
      @AKSourGod 5 лет назад +2

      Frank Gangsta LoL, at the time we thought fairly high of Landry. He put up decent numbers.

  • @orokusaki8670
    @orokusaki8670 5 лет назад +7

    Patrice was never wrong. This dude was clairvoyant or some shit, he knew what was up and told the brutal honest truth. RIP to the greatest to do ot

  • @dontplaywithme7093
    @dontplaywithme7093 3 года назад +1

    Opie definitely was picked last in school. lmao how did he not know spudd Webb stepped on someone’s back 🤣🤣

  • @robertscott1983
    @robertscott1983 5 лет назад +3

    Patrice has to be the funniest dude to grace this planet. 😂😂😂fuckin hilarious

  • @JSalonsky
    @JSalonsky 5 лет назад +7

    opie was wrong about the Knicks LOL

  • @onlybetashaveyoutubeaccoun898
    @onlybetashaveyoutubeaccoun898 4 года назад +3

    Comedy Crackhead really killing it with a very well written description.

  • @itsMattydud3
    @itsMattydud3 5 лет назад +4

    Hilarious hearing patrice talk about this. He said gallinari was a bum (coming off his best season, I think) and he says the knicks got lucky when "they got to keep landry fields" (I'm pretty sure he's not even playing basketball anymore). Also that 2016 dunk contest would have had patrice hyped

    • @Bigfitz2
      @Bigfitz2 5 лет назад

      Off his best season where they were losing every night

    • @itsMattydud3
      @itsMattydud3 5 лет назад +1

      @@Bigfitz2 Pretty sure they made the playoffs and took the warriors to six games which is incredibly impressive given that teams lack of talent outside of like 3 or 4 people

    • @Bigfitz2
      @Bigfitz2 5 лет назад

      @@itsMattydud3 wasn't he talking about the Knicks and even if he was talking about Denver gs wasn't the gs that we know today so yeah

    • @AirBuddDwyer
      @AirBuddDwyer 3 года назад +1

      @@Bigfitz2 Denver lost that series because Gallinari was their best player that year and he tore his ACL right before the playoffs. He's one of the most injury prone players in NBA history but he's also absurdly underrated when he does play. Patrice couldn't have been more wrong in his assessment of him as a player. Not to mention that year he attacked the basket like crazy (2nd in the league in FTAs per FGA) but Patrice didn't pay close attention to the actual game, he just saw a tall European and assumed he was a soft jumpshooter.

    • @thankyoujodi
      @thankyoujodi Год назад

      @@AirBuddDwyer exactly. Gallinari is still technically in the nba. Wilson and Felton had solid careers. Mozgov had the series of his life in '15 and got paid handsomely before disappearing. Actually the only bum was fields, who was out before turning 30.

  • @jethrotool4828
    @jethrotool4828 5 лет назад +2

    That Fastimes clip was perfect

  • @psychobillynumbnuts1
    @psychobillynumbnuts1 5 лет назад +2

    "I'm so embarrassed. Danny, help me out. Please don't let this be true". Is Opie that fragile and insecure to admit he's wrong?

  • @RS-gc3jr
    @RS-gc3jr 5 лет назад +3

    Dude was a legend man damn

  • @RmnGnzlz
    @RmnGnzlz 5 лет назад +2

    Oh, visual aids, my second favorite kind of aids.

  • @1nCub3
    @1nCub3 5 лет назад +2

    Fucking Patrice can decompose anything! And your editing, man... Jordan, then Pippen with Rodman, then the two bums, fucking hilarious!

  • @borrisg4972
    @borrisg4972 5 лет назад +2

    Am I crazy, or is Opie not terrible in this? I think the visuals helped him in this or something. Sometimes I think if I could actually see what he's talking about it would make more sense to me, or it would sound more relevant if I saw what he was commenting on, something like that

    • @borrisg4972
      @borrisg4972 5 лет назад +1

      "He stepped up on stepper" THAT should have been my comment. Now I look like a tool for saying Opie wasn't bad in this....

  • @californiacavemandastardly6538
    @californiacavemandastardly6538 5 лет назад +2

    The Carmelo thing was probably the only thing Patrice was wrong about.

  • @gilfordmccormack8140
    @gilfordmccormack8140 2 года назад +1

    Wow Patrice actually liked the Knicks trade interesting.

  • @christophermirkovich7290
    @christophermirkovich7290 16 дней назад

    The funniest thing about this bit is that opie said he doesn't read the comments

  • @ibnbrydie
    @ibnbrydie 4 года назад +1

    As a die-hard Patrice fan I think this video is top-notch