@@mistaleesreversespeech7728 😂😭 I thought about this last night. He'd be so proud and happy for him but still make him feel like shit about his success just because its funny and it keeps you lucid. Patrice died way before his time. 2020 really needs his mind.
I'm 23 and bald, started when I was 20. I won't lie it really does fuck with you in the beginning, I just keep my head shaved. Better to just cut your losses than be one of those guys that thinks he still has enough. I guess i'm lucky though, we had kids at my high school that we're going bald. I at least got out of my teens with a full head of hair.
I think what they are saying is he has NEVER Looked or played any different look then just being bald in all movies since he was young right to old... Most actors at some point will wear wigs , or hats or make up or just something to give himself character change for the role but Bruce Wii's is just bald in all roles lol. We even know all future roles he will be bald lol. This is what they mean
Patrice was about to break big after 'Elephant in the Room'...he fought so hard against making it big, making the big money, 'living the dream'...knowing what that was about[I think he feared Chris Rock-type success]...he was a genius that deliberately stayed on the periphery ala Norm Macdonald--both cared/care much more about actually being funny rather than fame and huge money. Norm said once, 'When Patrice was in the room, he always owned the room' and 'No one was better at sizing people up, reading people quickly, than Patrice' Norm is by far my fav comic, but for Norm, who always dominates a room[to the point of taking over TV talk shows from the 2nd spot on the couch] to say that Patrice always owned the room, that says a lot to me I like the visual style of Patrice, the way he gets you to see images during comedy riffs, like on the Pat Cooper O&A where he references The Exorcist [Dimi, Dimi, why you do this to me?]. Here he does it with 'the meat falling outa ya head' part I think he feared success because he sees other guys toeing political lines...and a PC Patrice? he feared that I think...could you imagine Eddie Murphy referring to Travolta as a 'balding sissy' nowadays? Yet while Murphy was getting huge, he did gay Mr T bits and stuff. It reminds me of the rich man and the poor man...the poor man looks at the rich man with envy, thinking about all that he has, and at the exact same time, the rich man looks at the poor man and longs to be that free of worry and responsibility
PorkFrog Norm! My favorite stand-up comedian. I think he is the funniest and Patrice was the truest. Norm will troll and say stupid shit just for shits and giggles. Patrice will find funny in harsh reality. Both are great. Also... You can't mess with Farley.
Fearing success because of seeing others toeing the pc line? No way, money or not, Patrice would always remain an habitual, unapolegetic bridge burner. He really did not give a damn.
Interesting take. But I put Patrice over Norm because I felt he was effortlessly funny and brutally honest at the same time in his jokes. I guess I just like his delivery better. That being said, Norm is a close second
@Tory Shaye what's the difference between fear of success and self-destructiveness? depends what 'success' means to the individual...some players are in it for the dough, some for the game, some for the respect of peers...Norm MacDonald is either a failure or success...depends on the metric involved
The end really killed me. My cousin didn't make it long past high school. Been Bruce Willis for 30 years. His pops is the other kid. They say he was all grey by 25
BertleMcGertle That would've meant that it ended WAY sooner. It always should have been The Opie & Anthony "terrestrial" Show and then transitioned to The Jim & Ant Show once the went to SXM. Though it seems the folks that are the funniest are also not good at business dealings and less likely to cooperate with upper management like Opie did. So even though the magic and positive fan feedback came from Anthony and Jimmy and the few regular comics, management prefered owning someone who needed them rather than someone who is worth listening to anywhere. Opie would have made a killer Executive Producer for the show. He would probably have even made a great PD for the whole damn station. He was in tune with the what people ultimately didn't know they wanted. But his ego wouldn't allow him to be a behind the scenes guy. Hell, if he had made that natural step into what he was good at, he might have been able to find enjoyment managing Anthony and Jimmy's Show. And they'd probably all be friends to this day. Opie's super fragile ego was always his worst characteristics because he was egotistical in the wrong area of the industry. He'd have a well earned ego in the production side. And considering he started the whole damn thing, he'd have been able to negotion the absolute highest paying production salary in the whole fucking business. Why couldn't he see these things?
@@-Twotonepony- Im sure you're right. Honestly, I have no idea about the show's history or innerworkings or anything like that. I just listen to these Patrice bits. I love the open and honest racial dialogue between Patrice and Anthony. I find it very productive for race relations as opposed to the way society chastises people for having ignorant thoughts without understanding that person's own personal experience that may lead them to such thoughts. When we call people racist for an opinion all we do is make people hide those opinions. If we don't uncover the issue we can never resolve them.
@@Greasyheels Bro...Then you have nothing to worry about..😂😂😂😂 You're good. Trust me after a few weeks you'll quickly get used to it. It's much better then walking around with shoe polish and glue on top of your head. The only thing worse than a man in denial about hair loss is a woman in denial about getting old.
The best thing to do if you're going bald is to grow your pubes real long and walk around naked, my brother does it and i can tell you it works, no one comments on his balding head.
Edith M indiana jones villain, poltergeist heads, hair in the shower, bandana anthony and bandanadavid spade...missed a lot. Not ungrateful, just sayin
Travolta is as good at deception as my drunk grandfather was. He would often come out of his bedroom with another full glass of “water”. He also quit smoking for his last 10 years, and replaced it with walking out to the street and hanging out behind trees. I think he actually believed my grandmother was fooled by that shit
@17:38 this is hilarious 😂 this was all the trial and errors how would they know? 😂 Bill Burr made the joke saying have ant legs staple to your forehead
It's hard to picture Jason Statham with hair, but he was a model before he did acting, and the Rock's 6'5 and Samoan/black. I imagine if they kept their hair, they'd look much younger. Got to admit, it's not fun.
I used to have great head of hair, it was down my back, then genetics slapped the shit out of me at 22. Think I might try keeps, some people are swearing by it.
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Good job with the images
thanks
Images were great.
@@comedycrackhead5577 incredible job
@@sayno2lolzisback thanks!
I have been mad about what I thought was Brendan Fraser's actual hairline for years. Thanks for lifting the veil from my eyes.
Is there anything Patrice can’t make sound hilarious? Fucking genius.
a brave and honorably observation
I mean balding is pretty funny on its own
“So it sets like a window tint “😭😭 Patrice is hilarious
He’s disturbing with his bald head and his oldness 😂 i really miss patrice
I read this comment at the exact moment Patrice said that. Always weird wen that happens.
if he could see Bill Burr now.
@@mistaleesreversespeech7728 😂😭 I thought about this last night. He'd be so proud and happy for him but still make him feel like shit about his success just because its funny and it keeps you lucid.
Patrice died way before his time. 2020 really needs his mind.
The wall is on our side gentleman ❄️
Comedy Genius ❤
I'm 23 and bald, started when I was 20. I won't lie it really does fuck with you in the beginning, I just keep my head shaved. Better to just cut your losses than be one of those guys that thinks he still has enough.
I guess i'm lucky though, we had kids at my high school that we're going bald. I at least got out of my teens with a full head of hair.
Jesus fuck was your high school next to a power plant?
Lmfao seagull feather
My fat and lost 110lbs I have a lot of loose skin. But now I see them as scars... Gotta have your confidence in place
Where did you go to school, Chernobyl?!?
Did your town have lots of power lines around it
I almost died when the Opie pics came up as he was talking great video
I don't see anything wrong with Bruce Willis being bald.
I think what they are saying is he has NEVER Looked or played any different look then just being bald in all movies since he was young right to old... Most actors at some point will wear wigs , or hats or make up or just something to give himself character change for the role but Bruce Wii's is just bald in all roles lol. We even know all future roles he will be bald lol. This is what they mean
Once he went full bald he’s just looked the same age
Sneezing your hair out like confetti is too funny
Patrice comparisons were terrific 😄😄
Loved the Opie pictures while he was talking about the bosses 2 wigs
"seagull feathers" rip i miss this man so much
holy shit the rock looked like he went through puberty twice
MOONIE - he did. It’s called steroids bro
🥶
Patrice was about to break big after 'Elephant in the Room'...he fought so hard against making it big, making the big money, 'living the dream'...knowing what that was about[I think he feared Chris Rock-type success]...he was a genius that deliberately stayed on the periphery ala Norm Macdonald--both cared/care much more about actually being funny rather than fame and huge money. Norm said once, 'When Patrice was in the room, he always owned the room' and 'No one was better at sizing people up, reading people quickly, than Patrice'
Norm is by far my fav comic, but for Norm, who always dominates a room[to the point of taking over TV talk shows from the 2nd spot on the couch] to say that Patrice always owned the room, that says a lot to me
I like the visual style of Patrice, the way he gets you to see images during comedy riffs, like on the Pat Cooper O&A where he references The Exorcist [Dimi, Dimi, why you do this to me?]. Here he does it with 'the meat falling outa ya head' part
I think he feared success because he sees other guys toeing political lines...and a PC Patrice? he feared that I think...could you imagine Eddie Murphy referring to Travolta as a 'balding sissy' nowadays? Yet while Murphy was getting huge, he did gay Mr T bits and stuff.
It reminds me of the rich man and the poor man...the poor man looks at the rich man with envy, thinking about all that he has, and at the exact same time, the rich man looks at the poor man and longs to be that free of worry and responsibility
PorkFrog Norm! My favorite stand-up comedian. I think he is the funniest and Patrice was the truest. Norm will troll and say stupid shit just for shits and giggles. Patrice will find funny in harsh reality. Both are great. Also... You can't mess with Farley.
Fearing success because of seeing others toeing the pc line? No way, money or not, Patrice would always remain an habitual, unapolegetic bridge burner. He really did not give a damn.
Interesting take. But I put Patrice over Norm because I felt he was effortlessly funny and brutally honest at the same time in his jokes. I guess I just like his delivery better. That being said, Norm is a close second
@Tory Shaye what's the difference between fear of success and self-destructiveness? depends what 'success' means to the individual...some players are in it for the dough, some for the game, some for the respect of peers...Norm MacDonald is either a failure or success...depends on the metric involved
@Tory Shaye so success for you is all about the D O E, G?
That's an unfortunate way of thinking and also bad for the world at large as well as art
Loved the. Visuals after listening for years... (THANKS-COMEDYCRACKHEAD!)
Is ant gonns be the next active shooter
thanks!
Oh no no, ant lost his guns long ago
The visuals make this hilarious
That montage of The Rock gave me a shroom flashback
Derek Keenan - Shut up you Unick
@@jp3mcpherson I bet you've seriously calloused knees...
@wahidraghib7562 And abnormally large jaw muscles.
"his head is very bulbous" lmfao
The end really killed me. My cousin didn't make it long past high school. Been Bruce Willis for 30 years. His pops is the other kid. They say he was all grey by 25
Laughing at your baldness is the cure to baldness. Not kidding at all. It might even keep the hair you already have❤
I think the show should of been ant and Patrice
BertleMcGertle
That would've meant that it ended WAY sooner. It always should have been The Opie & Anthony "terrestrial" Show and then transitioned to The Jim & Ant Show once the went to SXM. Though it seems the folks that are the funniest are also not good at business dealings and less likely to cooperate with upper management like Opie did. So even though the magic and positive fan feedback came from Anthony and Jimmy and the few regular comics, management prefered owning someone who needed them rather than someone who is worth listening to anywhere. Opie would have made a killer Executive Producer for the show. He would probably have even made a great PD for the whole damn station. He was in tune with the what people ultimately didn't know they wanted. But his ego wouldn't allow him to be a behind the scenes guy. Hell, if he had made that natural step into what he was good at, he might have been able to find enjoyment managing Anthony and Jimmy's Show. And they'd probably all be friends to this day. Opie's super fragile ego was always his worst characteristics because he was egotistical in the wrong area of the industry. He'd have a well earned ego in the production side. And considering he started the whole damn thing, he'd have been able to negotion the absolute highest paying production salary in the whole fucking business. Why couldn't he see these things?
@@-Twotonepony- Im sure you're right. Honestly, I have no idea about the show's history or innerworkings or anything like that. I just listen to these Patrice bits. I love the open and honest racial dialogue between Patrice and Anthony. I find it very productive for race relations as opposed to the way society chastises people for having ignorant thoughts without understanding that person's own personal experience that may lead them to such thoughts. When we call people racist for an opinion all we do is make people hide those opinions. If we don't uncover the issue we can never resolve them.
@@BertleMcGertle Some profound thoughts, in the comment section of an O&A RUclips clip no less.
I’ve always had the same question about David Spades long kid hair
Hairline chronicles!
I hate that I'm 26 and balding as shit. Worse part is I can't shave it all off because I have a weird skull.
Just Shave it off. It'll save you all that stress.
@@jumpstart55million Like I said I wish I could but I have a weird shaped skull. It just doesn't look good.
@Freezie Pop Then maybe perhaps you should consider Growing out a beard and start weight lifting to balance out the look.
@@jumpstart55million I already do both and I think I have a decent physique going for me.
@@Greasyheels Bro...Then you have nothing to worry about..😂😂😂😂
You're good. Trust me after a few weeks you'll quickly get used to it. It's much better then walking around with shoe polish and glue on top of your head. The only thing worse than a man in denial about hair loss is a woman in denial about getting old.
Wasn't david wearing a piece in tommy boy or black sheep
Seagull reference was so on point 💎
Bruce Willis looks like a exclamation point with a bald top
The best thing to do if you're going bald is to grow your pubes real long and walk around naked, my brother does it and i can tell you it works, no one comments on his balding head.
Lmao wait what?
I started cackling at opies duel hair system
Awesome montage with the audio. Ole CC never disappoints. Thanks! 👉👊
miss you Patrice
“Meat clumps”😂. R.I.P. patrice
The bassist for Twisted Sister actually colors his head. It looks like he walks around with boot polish on his chrome
Man I wish patrice was still here just so I could see that nigga hopefully start losing his hair and cry about it lol
Opie says "the blacks" way too easy.
Awesome pics to go with this! Thank you! Also what would Patrice suggest the bald dudes do?!? Is wearing a wig alpha and confident?
Edith M indiana jones villain, poltergeist heads, hair in the shower, bandana anthony and bandanadavid spade...missed a lot. Not ungrateful, just sayin
Seagull feAthers
Hair today. Gone tomorrow.
Travolta is as good at deception as my drunk grandfather was. He would often come out of his bedroom with another full glass of “water”. He also quit smoking for his last 10 years, and replaced it with walking out to the street and hanging out behind trees. I think he actually believed my grandmother was fooled by that shit
Balding checking in, looks like the john travolta hair
I HAVE BAD EYES BUT ATLEAST I DONT HAVE VISUAL AIDS
LeBron uses Sharpie For Men. It's hilarious that he thinks no one notices
Rip man wish patrice was still around
@17:38 this is hilarious 😂 this was all the trial and errors how would they know? 😂 Bill Burr made the joke saying have ant legs staple to your forehead
I'm surprised Patrice thinks bald(not bad hairlines) is so bad. Jason Statham and the Rock look better than they ever have.
It's hard to picture Jason Statham with hair, but he was a model before he did acting, and the Rock's 6'5 and Samoan/black. I imagine if they kept their hair, they'd look much younger.
Got to admit, it's not fun.
@Ilir Cami doesn't matter what women think it's disheartening and looks ridiculous
Any is great too, because he laughs as hard when the joke is on him
6:11
*Mange*
Loll.
That's cold 🥶
Lebron must of heard this show
Lewis Jones how u know
NOpie was making up ish about David Spade just so he could feel like he was apart of the conversation because Anthony & Patrice was killing.
Such a different age and time…I only know bald Bruce Willis
Seagull feathers😩😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Oh fuck off
I’m confused, Did Opie have the hair treatment done or was it Anthony?
From this it sounds like Anthony. I thought it was Opie too though.
14:53 Chip!
Batknuckles chip Army FK YEAH
I love Early Chip
John travolta going bald looks like joe rogan
The sharpie ink took me out 😅
Hello from Colorado
My dad played Bruce Willis
I used to have great head of hair, it was down my back, then genetics slapped the shit out of me at 22. Think I might try keeps, some people are swearing by it.
Just get jacked as hell and shave it bald grow a beard and sideburns and you can pull off the kimbo slice look.
You should be looking into topical finasteride and dermarolling
Cotton candy 🤣🤣
Seagull feathers 😂
Man, Patrice was really afraid of going bald.
Yikes... that really was an afro helmet.
Travolta compared to Willis shows that it's better to shave it all off then cling to some scraps.
Should do one of the comparisons they did for The Rock but for Opie. At least Nana still has his follicles
let me see that cop out head.
Lebron def has that scar too
Dude has went Bald / Not Bald i think 3 times now
Norton @06:24
JUST
$12000 actually isn’t bad considering what you’re getting
So much for "any man can be a pimp......"
gap-toothed women (1987) by les blank
AIDS
That surgery story...Fuck I’m so glad I don’t have that bald gene.
Patrice was an idiot.....a naturally funny idiot (in a comedic way) He was funny as hell! R.I.P.
A fake bang gun!!
Cauliflower fro
Ahahahaha
Fake laugh, repeat what you're fake laughing at, continue fake laughing, repeat.
"Bitch, Stfu." - Patrice O'Neal
100% comment from a bald guy
cop out head