"Fat Mac" - SSK Industries' .950 JDJ Rifle

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  • Опубликовано: 12 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @peteg22397
    @peteg22397 6 лет назад +6124

    The cartridge needs that much muzzle energy so that the bullet can reach the escape velocity from the gun's own gravity.

    • @ryanm9105
      @ryanm9105 5 лет назад +80

      Peter G This deserves more love.

    • @kevinenter1636
      @kevinenter1636 5 лет назад +72

      @ninjarawr21 The only one trying too hard here is you. Being a dick for no reason doesn't make you cool

    • @solarflare1008
      @solarflare1008 5 лет назад +8

      Oustanding commented.

    • @nmnp13
      @nmnp13 5 лет назад +13

      @ninjarawr21 You got owned pretty badly

    • @kevinenter1636
      @kevinenter1636 5 лет назад +37

      @ninjarawr21 That's the flimsiest comeback in the book. Call someone triggered, that way, anything they say in defense can just be written off as being more triggered.
      The problem with it is that anyone with more than half a brain can see right through it.

  • @jboquiren1
    @jboquiren1 3 года назад +2084

    The rate of fire for this rifle is once every 12 weeks. That's the time it takes for your shoulder separation to heal ;)

    • @t.c.b4722
      @t.c.b4722 3 года назад +165

      That's also the amount of time it takes for most people to earn enough money to afford another cartridge.

    • @goldenhate6649
      @goldenhate6649 3 года назад +38

      @@t.c.b4722 well considering the guy was making his own bullets if I understood the intro correctly

    • @TheCompleteMental
      @TheCompleteMental 3 года назад +6

      Also the therapy session

    • @mantia39
      @mantia39 2 года назад +5

      ...it comes with a list of orthopaedic surgeons near you!

    • @UnitSe7en
      @UnitSe7en 2 года назад +11

      Fuck my shoulder. I'd be scared of deflating a lung.

  • @zacredington4776
    @zacredington4776 5 лет назад +2047

    The manual safety is "don't load it"...
    Love it.

    • @buggsy5
      @buggsy5 4 года назад +23

      He should have said that the manual safety was not closing the bolt that last 45 degrees.

    • @eva2602
      @eva2602 2 года назад +9

      @@buggsy5 I wouldnt even trust the bolt not to close by itself and dislocate my shoulder unprepared. I think that as soon as you attach that behemoth of a cartridge to that bolt lip it should probably be considered hot

  • @skeleton1765
    @skeleton1765 2 года назад +1357

    This cartridge wasn’t designed to defeat the armor on the vehicle, it was designed to send the vehicle back where it came from.

    • @alistairjamesheaton9155
      @alistairjamesheaton9155 2 года назад +34

      Imagine putting an armour piercing rounds in that thing. It would pretty much spread anything in its path unless you have modern tank armour in the way.
      It’s the type of thing which would be handy if he wants to shoot a blue whale with. Not that anyone in the right mind would want to do so. I dread to think of the penetration power it’s got in terms of against the building. It’s just a small cannon and I’m surprised that they allowed it to be sold as a sporting weapon.

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK 2 года назад +14

      @@alistairjamesheaton9155 it's a sporting weapon because it has a scope on it

    • @alistairjamesheaton9155
      @alistairjamesheaton9155 2 года назад +7

      @@THESLlCK hmm, The thing is more like a small artillery piece.
      What are you hunting with it a blue whale?
      Seriously the damn thing is a small cannon.

    • @ashischaturvedi5407
      @ashischaturvedi5407 Год назад +4

      Man you are just 😂😂👌👌

    • @Brunothechillman
      @Brunothechillman Год назад +1

      bro the german tigers will freak out

  • @ksrebelbuck7936
    @ksrebelbuck7936 4 года назад +11844

    "So what are you hunting?" "Tigers" "oh, aren't those endangered" "the Germans can make more"

    • @peaveyst7
      @peaveyst7 4 года назад +454

      reichsnoise intensifies...

    • @BBelugawhale
      @BBelugawhale 4 года назад +351

      Didn’t get the joke, now i get the joke.

    • @EnjoyCocaColaLight
      @EnjoyCocaColaLight 4 года назад +53

      lmao

    • @enjoiLife198
      @enjoiLife198 4 года назад +55

      Aahahaa, I see you what you did there lol

    • @thegreatpugtato1823
      @thegreatpugtato1823 4 года назад +140

      I hate to comment this late on someone’s post but you win the internet today. At least to me.

  • @BogeyTheBear
    @BogeyTheBear 4 года назад +6501

    "What's the safety mechanism on this thing?"
    "Fear. Reasonable, palpable fear."

    • @jkalash762
      @jkalash762 4 года назад +167

      I mean it's true, if you don't treat a firearm like this with every precaution you can you probably shouldn't even touch it with the amount of damage it can do on either end of the muzzle.

    • @jacobkudrowich
      @jacobkudrowich 4 года назад +23

      @@jkalash762 the amount of mass in the gun is more than enough to dampen the recoil to manageable levels. It should be treated like every other firearm.

    • @jkalash762
      @jkalash762 4 года назад +86

      @@jacobkudrowich @Jacob Kudrowich I'm not talking about recoil I'm talking about an out of battery discharge, which is what he was talking about in the video at that point. Sure the way it's designed makes that very hard to do but if you still don't treat a firearm this powerful like it might go off if you're not being careful, well you're just an idiot. I take it you've never seen videos of this thing being shot though because if you're not fully ready for it it's going to knock you on your ass while we're on the subject. Little spoiler for you, one of the guys in the first few videos on yt of it being fired got 2 broken ribs from firing it sitting from the shoulder. So please tell me again how the weight dampens so much of the recoil.

    • @overlorddante
      @overlorddante 4 года назад +77

      The safety is literally just "don't load until it's time to destroy something"

    • @DeliveryMcGee
      @DeliveryMcGee 4 года назад +45

      @@jacobkudrowich "Manageable", yeah, if you're properly braced ... I once saw a guy shoot a round of 3" 00 buck from a pistol-grip-only 12-gauge, holding it in the same position it would be in with a full stock. He was spitting out blood (though luckily not teeth, it only tore up his lip) for the rest of the day. Light off this thing without holding it right, it'll probably make your shoulder blades touch.

  • @zipporaid7
    @zipporaid7 4 года назад +3879

    So what I'm hearing is that this be a good beginner's-gun for a person with a smaller frame

    • @roflchopter11
      @roflchopter11 4 года назад +439

      Yes, the act of carrying it to their car, thn to the firing line and putting it into the table will strengthen their body into that of a weightlifting champion

    • @MesaperProductions
      @MesaperProductions 4 года назад +65

      Yes. That, and a death wish.

    • @triskits_mmm
      @triskits_mmm 4 года назад +21

      u are correct my man

    • @michealtaormina1561
      @michealtaormina1561 4 года назад +73

      ah yes how to kill someone with recoil

    • @lordofthewoods
      @lordofthewoods 4 года назад +38

      Nope.
      I'd say you'd want at LEAST an F-450 frame to attach this thing to...

  • @james64ibm
    @james64ibm 3 года назад +2369

    The only "sporting use" that I can imagine for this thing is weight lifting.

    • @danielryan6604
      @danielryan6604 3 года назад +101

      Or car hunting if you go too hard on it

    • @SKPetel
      @SKPetel 3 года назад +104

      Can shooting, but replace the cans with storage containers

    • @vast634
      @vast634 3 года назад +42

      Evaporating polar bears.

    • @tomauty1296
      @tomauty1296 3 года назад +15

      Mutant Squirrels ?

    • @andyflav
      @andyflav 2 года назад +4

      🤣😂🤣

  • @EpicMrBlack6869
    @EpicMrBlack6869 5 лет назад +15410

    The guy who convinced the ATF this thing is a "sporting rifle" should be negotiating US trade deals.

    • @blacktemplar5970
      @blacktemplar5970 5 лет назад +1967

      Q:What you hunting?.....
      A:Tanks

    • @imapopo2924
      @imapopo2924 5 лет назад +1230

      @@blacktemplar5970 A: Communists. Behind tanks.

    • @blacktemplar5970
      @blacktemplar5970 5 лет назад +699

      @@imapopo2924.....you had me at Communists....now let's go hunting!

    • @blacktemplar5970
      @blacktemplar5970 5 лет назад +221

      @@bigdickburton9396 Communists behind Aircraft Carriers I think you mean

    • @davidmathieson8661
      @davidmathieson8661 5 лет назад +456

      Q. What you hunting
      A. The moon

  • @seanight2166
    @seanight2166 7 лет назад +2443

    Another great example of a concealed carry weapon. Thank you gun Jesus.

    • @frealms
      @frealms 7 лет назад +153

      Prime candidate for ankle holsters.

    • @jono3952
      @jono3952 7 лет назад +45

      If you're a supermutant maybe...

    • @D3faulted1
      @D3faulted1 7 лет назад +38

      Personally i think it lends itself to appendix carry better. No i'm not happy to see you that's just my CCW.

    • @Boreas74
      @Boreas74 7 лет назад +118

      If you're carrying anything less powerful then you're obviously not serious about protecting yourself and your loved ones.

    • @flipdart
      @flipdart 7 лет назад +70

      Yes, for when you want your weapon to conceal you, this is perfect.

  • @Aralphjr
    @Aralphjr 4 года назад +2907

    I don’t think the term “rifle” is appropriate here. “Breach loading, shoulder fired, sporting cannon” is more appropriate

    • @rrueps4844
      @rrueps4844 4 года назад +64

      When people start shooting at you with these: WE ARE UNDER ARTILLERY FIRE. WE NEED AN AIR STRIKE NOW!!!

    • @hardmcshaft5665
      @hardmcshaft5665 4 года назад +38

      I dunno americans are loosely throwing around the pistol now.. i mean u can get a ar15 that looks like a rifle is a rifle yet is called a pistol oh an the rifle stock is now called a pistol brace.. so stupid. I guess a dog is now a cat too

    • @Jjb-gk4ce
      @Jjb-gk4ce 4 года назад +62

      @@hardmcshaft5665 that’s what happens when the government makes dumbass rules

    • @banjobill8420
      @banjobill8420 4 года назад +38

      @@hardmcshaft5665 a pistol brace is not a stock as you're techincally supposed to use the strap to balance the weight of the gun so it can be fired with one hand like a pistol. It's stupid, but so is the ATF.

    • @evanf1443
      @evanf1443 4 года назад +27

      @@hardmcshaft5665 that’s exactly why Americans are trying to get rid of the people seemingly arbitrarily making rules.

  • @beans_groovin.mp4
    @beans_groovin.mp4 3 года назад +407

    "putting a bend in the table" is code for "it's heavy enough to generate its own field of gravity"

    • @Mrbootyman
      @Mrbootyman Год назад

      Just like yo momma.

    • @dscrive
      @dscrive Год назад +3

      I fully expected "space time" after "putting a bend in"

  • @hgrunt100
    @hgrunt100 5 лет назад +3281

    Aaah yes, an ATF sporting exemption.
    The mutant elephant problem is getting quite out of hand here in the states.

    • @KBBF3
      @KBBF3 5 лет назад +34

      LMAO. I don't think they are called ATF exemptions anymore; we just call them ATF kick in the nuts.

    • @yeetuscleetus3833
      @yeetuscleetus3833 5 лет назад +69

      Mutant elephant? More like a whole fucking building

    • @ShinVejita
      @ShinVejita 5 лет назад +32

      Those aren't elephants, they're land whales, regular bullets just bounce of the blob like jellyrolls.

    • @firebomb5510
      @firebomb5510 5 лет назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @firebomb5510
      @firebomb5510 5 лет назад +2

      😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @Ravnican127
    @Ravnican127 6 лет назад +1841

    It's a single shot rifle. If you are not entirely sure that 1 round of .950 JDJ is enough to put down your target, mistakes have been made.

    • @TheNightOwl11683
      @TheNightOwl11683 6 лет назад +231

      If the round doesn't take down the target, the shockwave will

    • @tommybear1097
      @tommybear1097 6 лет назад +199

      Have you SEEN the bears in Russia? Fuckers are adapting and driving tanks around now. They're pretty easy to track as there's generally a line of empty vodka bottles leading behind the fresh tank tracks and you can hear their mating call being yelled from a mile away "BLYAT, BLYATTT, BLYATTTT!!!! *burp*"

    • @iaial0
      @iaial0 6 лет назад +46

      @@tommybear1097 lemme guess, this is designed to take down the bear tank

    • @tommybear1097
      @tommybear1097 6 лет назад +16

      @@iaial0
      This big bulky round would probably bounce right off due to the sheer size of the round, you d probably get better results from a 5.7 or a .556

    • @ulrichkalber9039
      @ulrichkalber9039 6 лет назад +39

      acording to the Russian Bear trade union this rifle was designed to give the bear something to defend himself against poachers in armored vehicles.

  • @Borderline5440
    @Borderline5440 3 года назад +4157

    "Sir, what caliber is your rifle?"
    "One."
    "...come again?"

  • @elrondmcbong467
    @elrondmcbong467 3 года назад +1105

    This gives the term: "Surrender! I don't want to shoot you!" a whole new meaning.

    • @eviltwinzak
      @eviltwinzak 2 года назад +8

      Underrated comment...

    • @vangoghsseveredear
      @vangoghsseveredear 2 года назад +64

      "This hurts me more than it hurts you!"

    • @KallMeKes
      @KallMeKes Год назад +33

      "I DONT WANNA DO THIS... SERIOUSLY ITLL HURT BOTH OF US EQUALLY"

    • @koathekid8255
      @koathekid8255 Год назад +11

      @@KallMeKes equally?
      One will be hit by a mobile hammer of god the other will break allot of there bones

    • @someweebkid9826
      @someweebkid9826 Год назад +8

      @@koathekid8255 even if the shooter misses their shot, the muzzle flash will be enough to set them on fire.

  • @LordEvan5
    @LordEvan5 7 лет назад +623

    Commonly used for hunting construction equipment

    • @kyucumbear
      @kyucumbear 5 лет назад +33

      "Ah, here we see the wild Bagger 288 in it's natural habitat."

    • @sircastic959
      @sircastic959 5 лет назад +2

      Or those Fire-Trucks from Family Guy.

    • @Feiora
      @Feiora 5 лет назад +1

      @Matthew KsE How Mad Maxian of you...

    • @kayvalencia2223
      @kayvalencia2223 5 лет назад +1

      Just the wording of this comment has had me chuckling for ten minutes

  • @harjutapa
    @harjutapa 5 лет назад +1840

    When you really don't like how that mountain is looking at you.

    • @48917032
      @48917032 4 года назад +19

      Or if you don't like how The Mountain is looking at you

    • @Blackwolf-of5kx
      @Blackwolf-of5kx 4 года назад +11

      don’t think it’s nice, you laughing. You see, my brachiosaurus don’t like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you’re laughing at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you’re going to, I might convince him that you really didn’t mean it

  • @athodyd
    @athodyd 7 лет назад +902

    That .950 round could probably kill something if it was just thrown really hard

    • @SolyomSzava
      @SolyomSzava 7 лет назад +69

      If it was truly this round ricocheting off, that man should be thankful that it didn't rip off his foot...

    • @Falconx84
      @Falconx84 7 лет назад +33

      Isn't that what guns do? (Thow lead really hard and fast)

    • @zironemegeaz
      @zironemegeaz 7 лет назад +26

      WARNING: do not let fall on pets and children may break neck

    • @CGoody564
      @CGoody564 6 лет назад +25

      Drop it from the empire State building; I promise the person underneath isn't going to have a good day.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 6 лет назад +8

      Guess you get a good view to the subway.

  • @Mordecai02
    @Mordecai02 2 года назад +232

    At first I was wondering, "Why is Ian sitting so far away from the gun?" Then I realized that he's not, the rifle is just that damn big.

  • @j.vermilye3816
    @j.vermilye3816 4 года назад +2743

    I want to meet the man who looked at a .50 BMG and said "Do you have anything bigger?"

    • @sagecolvard9644
      @sagecolvard9644 4 года назад +287

      And then, when shown 20mm Vulcan cannon rounds, said "Well, it can be necked up".

    • @kissen1x638
      @kissen1x638 4 года назад +23

      Do you have anything bigger

    • @haldyordan2316
      @haldyordan2316 4 года назад +23

      40mm rounds, if you're big a the hulk

    • @trickshot646
      @trickshot646 4 года назад +8

      You called sir?

    • @PresidentMystry
      @PresidentMystry 3 года назад +35

      “We could make something bigger, what are you thinking of?”
      “Something that could obliterate the Hulk.”

  • @blackjack9612
    @blackjack9612 7 лет назад +272

    The cartridge isn't rolling down the table, it's being pulled by the gravitational force caused by the mass of the muzzle brake

    • @MAGGOT_VOMIT
      @MAGGOT_VOMIT 6 лет назад

      *It was as if millions of Liberals in SodomCisco CRIED OUT ALL AT ONCE and then were suddenly silenced...................he he.*

    • @merguetroidrittzlesnat2287
      @merguetroidrittzlesnat2287 5 лет назад

      @@MAGGOT_VOMIT R.I.P. Obiwan.

  • @theotherguy__
    @theotherguy__ 6 лет назад +2634

    Finally I can effectively hunt continents.

    • @amorag59
      @amorag59 5 лет назад +15

      Nooooo thats what the 16" 50 cal guns are for, making craters haha.

    • @consume_vegetables
      @consume_vegetables 5 лет назад +13

      When shot, new continents are formed.

    • @stukablyat6266
      @stukablyat6266 5 лет назад +9

      The Other Guy pangea breaks after shot by big mac

    • @pills-
      @pills- 5 лет назад +7

      This gun causes continental drift...

    • @jimmytang8131
      @jimmytang8131 5 лет назад +22

      Hey man, continents are critically endangered, there are only seven left in the world

  • @崔莱
    @崔莱 2 года назад +334

    This is the smallest and lightest rear-loading cannon I've ever seen! It looks like it can be limbered with just ONE horse. Ah the marvels of technology...

  • @wdj4015
    @wdj4015 4 года назад +1697

    "it's a sporting rifle"
    Me and the boys going to hunt a M4 Sherman

    • @lolbosss
      @lolbosss 4 года назад +61

      Explains why bunkers hide underground

    • @rrueps4844
      @rrueps4844 4 года назад +14

      Me and the boys about to hunt a Bismarck.

    • @indecisivecountdooku1340
      @indecisivecountdooku1340 4 года назад +13

      Me and the boys about to hunt the mythical Ratte

    • @Klaaism
      @Klaaism 4 года назад +17

      Ah a Sherman, truely a majestik sight in its natural habitat.

    • @ltournay
      @ltournay 4 года назад +2

      in all honesty M4 sherman is pretty well armored, this wouldnt go through

  • @dogf421
    @dogf421 5 лет назад +1702

    "What are you hunting?"
    "Light tanks"

    • @MILITARY-TUBE
      @MILITARY-TUBE 5 лет назад +17

      Good one :)

    • @neojenshi4055
      @neojenshi4055 4 года назад +15

      more like and a heavy tank

    • @alperakyuz9702
      @alperakyuz9702 4 года назад +15

      *main battle tanks.

    • @JC130676
      @JC130676 4 года назад +32

      How about a brontosaurus. One shot from that thing will convert a hippo into red mist, turn the rhino standing behind the hippo inside-out, and knock over the elephant standing behind the rhino.

    • @theratstomper8599
      @theratstomper8599 4 года назад +2

      Light?

  • @Mittau
    @Mittau 7 лет назад +621

    There is a point where we needed to stop, and we have clearly passed it, but lets keep going and see what happens: The rifle.

    • @jonross377
      @jonross377 5 лет назад +3

      I don't think we are even close.

    • @jonross377
      @jonross377 5 лет назад +1

      Lol Just kidding, that thing is a monster!!!!!!!!

    • @Feiora
      @Feiora 5 лет назад +2

      Nonsense! Absurdity knows no bounds!

    • @sillylittleowlguy2392
      @sillylittleowlguy2392 3 года назад +2

      we need to make a belt-fed variant of this

  • @Reallytallsocks
    @Reallytallsocks 2 года назад +202

    This rifle has so much energy that whoever it hits is immediately erased from the memories of anybody that once knew them.

    • @oberonmeister
      @oberonmeister Год назад +3

      Well, maybe not immediately, but if you had to see the remains of someone hit by that it would inflict such a psychological trauma you would want to forget that person has ever existed to begin with.

    • @mcgibs
      @mcgibs 11 месяцев назад +2

      Just like whatshisface. I can't even remember when it happened.

  • @OCofthe3
    @OCofthe3 4 года назад +749

    Its a story how JD Jones got this classified as a sporting cartridge. That itself deserves looking into.

    • @MrEric_API
      @MrEric_API 4 года назад +9

      The story goes back to '98

    • @Rico_71
      @Rico_71 3 года назад +102

      Probably pointed this thing at the committee during the trial

    • @haroldbalzac6894
      @haroldbalzac6894 3 года назад +12

      Bribery

    • @thephi303
      @thephi303 3 года назад +42

      I don't see anybody making an assault rifle in .950 JDJ anytime soon. I would want to though.

    • @OCofthe3
      @OCofthe3 3 года назад +25

      @@thephi303 I dare you to make something like this and try to have it classified as a “sporting cartridge”. The atf will dismiss it before even hearing your case.

  • @discodan3367
    @discodan3367 3 года назад +584

    I just want to take a moment to appreciate how comedic the opening of this is. Ian is giving a stone cold opening with probably the most ridiculous rifle in the world all the while acting like it's just another Tuesday.
    Bravo, sir, bravo.

    • @marcusrauch4223
      @marcusrauch4223 2 года назад +4

      Considering the guns he presented in the past, this might actually be just another Tuesday for him.

  • @alexfaudel5245
    @alexfaudel5245 5 лет назад +2156

    It's a bird!
    It's a plane!
    Well whatever it was, it's gone now

    • @miguelcastaneda7236
      @miguelcastaneda7236 4 года назад +38

      what wil e coyote bought from acme to finally get roadrunner

    • @kentucky1519
      @kentucky1519 4 года назад

      USA

    • @migueldelacruz4799
      @migueldelacruz4799 4 года назад +2

      Fucking metal!!!

    • @funnyman4311
      @funnyman4311 4 года назад +6

      What are they hunting, Megalodons? With a 950.? "No kill like overkill" I think that's the motto for this gun.

    • @peaveyst7
      @peaveyst7 4 года назад +5

      a bird... a plane... doesnt matter... i am the one with the fatmac

  • @jehoiakimelidoronila5450
    @jehoiakimelidoronila5450 3 года назад +168

    Ian: "The manual safety for a rifle like this is, *don't put a cartridge in it until you're ready to fire.* "

  • @SiaarZH
    @SiaarZH 7 лет назад +147

    Laughed so hard I cried when the .577 round rolled because of how the gun warps time and space around itself.

  • @5chr4pn3ll
    @5chr4pn3ll 7 лет назад +2160

    At what point does a rifle become a cannon/artillery?

    • @ShadowFalcon
      @ShadowFalcon 7 лет назад +329

      Everywhere else than the US?
      Anything rifled with a bore diameter larger than 15mm is considered a cannon.

    • @georgecrawford1446
      @georgecrawford1446 7 лет назад +115

      Right about here at the gun in this video

    • @professionalfire3902
      @professionalfire3902 7 лет назад +56

      5chr4pn3ll I use 20 milimeter but some people say 15mm because the german 15mm cannons... even though the 14.5mm KPVT is a hmg and no where near the power of a 20

    • @levlev.1028
      @levlev.1028 7 лет назад +3

      The King lol

    • @All-the-wonderful-stars
      @All-the-wonderful-stars 7 лет назад +208

      When ATF finally calls bullshit on your sporting exemption.

  • @krixig
    @krixig 4 года назад +428

    "I cant put the round parallel to the rifle, because it possesses enough mass as to exert gravitational force sufficient enough to pull it towards the gun".

    • @stf5876
      @stf5876 4 года назад +7

      @GhostCreek
      Hi,
      Best example on how to explain gravity.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Год назад +1

      It just want's to be inside the gun.

  • @mornonbo5574
    @mornonbo5574 3 года назад +427

    "Gun seller, I am going into battle. I need your strongest gun"
    "My strongest gun could kill a dragon, let alone a man. You cannot handle my strongest gun"

    • @Nondairystar94
      @Nondairystar94 3 года назад +64

      That thing was too big to be called a gun.
      Too big, too thick, too heavy, and too rough, it was more like a large hunk of iron.

    • @ennui9745
      @ennui9745 2 года назад +10

      Ah yes, two references in one comment thread.

    • @ChaplainPhantasm
      @ChaplainPhantasm Год назад +10

      "I'd like somwthing...Big. Bold."
      "Might I suggest...The .950 JDJ?"

  • @Jeremiah-mj9kw
    @Jeremiah-mj9kw 4 года назад +595

    Ah, yes. The perfect sporting rifle, for when I'm hunting an *M1 Abrams* in my back yard. Pesky little creatures, those Abrams'.

    • @phoenixwyvern355
      @phoenixwyvern355 4 года назад +6

      Um if the Abrams armor can withstand and RPG round even at point blank trust me when saying this is probably not gonna do anything to that more modern armor.

    • @Jeremiah-mj9kw
      @Jeremiah-mj9kw 4 года назад +20

      @@phoenixwyvern355 It was a joke, bud.
      It is worth noting though, that there have been M1's that have taken damage from RPG HEAT rounds, particularly in the rear (no losses though, thankfully). Only the frontal section of the hull has composite armour, as well as the frontal half of the sideskirts.
      That armour isn't as absolute as many like to think.

    • @smirgyjoker2484
      @smirgyjoker2484 4 года назад +5

      @@phoenixwyvern355 also an epg round is a heat warhead meaning that it has the same penetration no matter the distance

    • @bravomike4734
      @bravomike4734 4 года назад +2

      Becaue of dudes like Phoenix, I'd have said Bradley or a Stryker. Anyway, take my like.

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 2 года назад

      @@phoenixwyvern355 First off, range is completely irrelevant when it comes to shaped charge warheads like the RPG. That's the entire reason shaped charge warheads exist. Second, from the side or top, an Abrams absolutely can be penned by an RPG-7. Finally, .950 caliber is about 23mm, or the same size as some Russian autocannons. If the Russians think it's a sufficient caliber to use against tanks, it's probably pretty sufficient. Of course, you'd need to put a sharp point on it the bullet, but that's hardly any more difficult than just getting one in the first place

  • @Sabrowsky
    @Sabrowsky 6 лет назад +1468

    BY THE EMPEROR THATS A RUDIMENTARY BOLTER

    • @malusignatius
      @malusignatius 6 лет назад +131

      Funny you should say that, it looks like the rifles the Ratling snipers have, but more ridiculous (Which given we're talking about 40k, is saying something).

    • @lol23719
      @lol23719 6 лет назад +9

      Literally the same thought I had!

    • @windwalker5765
      @windwalker5765 6 лет назад +51

      Oi lads, dem Humeez are gettin reddy for WAAAAAAAAAAGH

    • @egirlSkeletor
      @egirlSkeletor 5 лет назад +29

      Aren't hand bolters like .75?

    • @sbfcapnj
      @sbfcapnj 5 лет назад +41

      UNHAND THE EMPEROR'S HOLY ARMAMENT, YOU HERETIC!

  • @SherryPM72
    @SherryPM72 7 лет назад +335

    It has it's own gravitational pull.

    • @kmoecub
      @kmoecub 7 лет назад +7

      Everything has its own gavitational pull.

    • @ePiiCeaglepwner
      @ePiiCeaglepwner 7 лет назад +3

      Everything with mass does.

    • @totalmetaljacket789
      @totalmetaljacket789 7 лет назад +4

      ITT: The type of people that love to begin a sentence with "actually..."

    • @granddukeofmecklenburg
      @granddukeofmecklenburg 6 лет назад

      Sherry M The sᑫueak well...your technically right

  • @HORRIOR1
    @HORRIOR1 3 года назад +863

    "It's a sporting rifle."
    "What are you hunting?"
    "Ever heard of a game called Monster Hunter?"

    • @phillipamorris422
      @phillipamorris422 2 года назад +32

      Heavy bowgun gang!

    • @Marcodiazgrey
      @Marcodiazgrey 2 года назад +35

      Going to need this weapon in full auto. .950 tungsten sabot ap rounds and .950 HEAT variation. I got a personal problem with Fatalis.

    • @BmacSoundsLab
      @BmacSoundsLab Год назад +3

      Now I just need a huge ammo pack for crouching fire

    • @Chaals
      @Chaals Год назад +2

      Didn't expect to see an MH reference here... Love it.

    • @RedSunUnderParadise
      @RedSunUnderParadise Год назад +3

      Wyvernsnipe gang, Lets GOOOOOOOO!

  • @takafumiarisawa70
    @takafumiarisawa70 6 лет назад +374

    -"What kind of bolt do you have on your rifle?"
    - "Captive".

    • @starvermin
      @starvermin 4 года назад +6

      A shockingly underrated comment!

  • @trogdor8764
    @trogdor8764 7 лет назад +281

    'Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.' -SSK Industries

    • @IndoLiberation
      @IndoLiberation 5 лет назад +9

      *next day news showing cessna pilot split in two , due to wild bullets struck his plane

    • @semajharmon5777
      @semajharmon5777 5 лет назад

      Lupeeeeee

    • @takafumiarisawa70
      @takafumiarisawa70 5 лет назад +1

      @@IndoLiberation And those news came from Ecuador.

  • @misterkunnyfunt
    @misterkunnyfunt 4 года назад +690

    "Where did that elephant go?!?!?"
    "pretty much everywhere..."

    • @richieb7692
      @richieb7692 3 года назад

      It Splashed.

    • @charlieray2751
      @charlieray2751 3 года назад +11

      "Where did it go?"
      Uh, over there, over there, and up there.

    • @Daniel-Weaver
      @Daniel-Weaver 3 года назад +3

      He had blew eyes.

    • @goldenhate6649
      @goldenhate6649 3 года назад +2

      here, there, and over there, staining the wall!

    • @theeeves
      @theeeves 3 года назад +2

      More like where didn't that Elephant go.

  • @dawndeather9553
    @dawndeather9553 2 года назад +64

    I was going to compare the cartridge to the cartridges fired from the Bolters in Warhammer 40K, but the Bolters are actually chambered in a measly .75 caliber, much smaller than this cartridge.

  • @TheChuckFina
    @TheChuckFina 3 года назад +752

    Customer: "What do you hunt with that?"
    Dealer: "Kaiju, uh you know Godzilla, Rodan, King Ghidorah, Gamera, King Kong. That sort of thing."

  • @Treblaine
    @Treblaine 7 лет назад +744

    "We asked the ATF for a sporting exemption... they actually granted it the absolute madman!"

    • @jamesfreud1
      @jamesfreud1 7 лет назад +82

      I guess they realized nobody wants to really fire it more than once, so its nothing to worry about lol.

    • @jamesfreud1
      @jamesfreud1 7 лет назад +10

      SonsOfLorgar hahaha! For real! That thing could take down a brontosaurrus!

    • @chibidoragon
      @chibidoragon 7 лет назад +107

      My theory on the mater:
      "Hello there ATF; we would like to register this gun as a sporting rifle"
      "Sporting?"
      "Yes, weightlifting is a legitimate sport now days"
      At this very moment ATF was trying to determine a tobacco content of some dank weed, that DEA had sent to them for analysis, by smoking it and went:
      "Duude, that's right. Here's your permit"

    • @jacobd373
      @jacobd373 7 лет назад +15

      It was the guys last day before retiring.

    • @PaulRudd1941
      @PaulRudd1941 6 лет назад +2

      There's tobacco in weed in the states??????? Do I sound dumb? I'm canadian, I don't know.

  • @BarcelPL
    @BarcelPL 7 лет назад +564

    So, apparently hunting tanks (or tank crew inside tanks) is considered a sport now.

    • @jonseilim4321
      @jonseilim4321 7 лет назад +13

      Have you not heard of either weabs or otakus?

    • @rlbadger1698
      @rlbadger1698 7 лет назад +40

      For 25K+ the buyer might be able afford to buy tungsten rounds.

    • @andrewamann8855
      @andrewamann8855 7 лет назад +20

      Galf506 well, if, somehow, it manages to not penetrate fully, i suspect it would disperse into the laminations, convert its kinetic energy into heat, and just explode into the cabin of the vehicle as an angry slab of molten lead and melting polycarbonate.
      I could, however, be wrong there, and it would just leave a fist sized hole that would make the god of Abraham feel emasculated.

    • @redman0324
      @redman0324 7 лет назад +5

      I've never heard of a.45 going 2200fps

    • @DementedDoom
      @DementedDoom 7 лет назад +11

      redman0324 a 2600 grain .45, going at more than twice the speed of a .45.
      It's more than the weight of 11 .45s, going more than twice the speed.
      Make there round in brass, or tungsten and I'm 95% it would have some severe armor penetration capabilities.
      It isn't that it's "armor penetrating" it's just that it won't be stopped.

  • @SanctuaryReintegrate
    @SanctuaryReintegrate 3 года назад +19

    That firing pin was an absolute pleasure to listen too. Like ringing a bell. Absolute monster of a gun.

  • @jimmelnyk7506
    @jimmelnyk7506 7 лет назад +229

    At time mark 6:41, that muzzle brake isn't bending the table. It is so massive that it is warping space-time. This has been verified with Einstein's equations on general relativity.

    • @Jayhawk99
      @Jayhawk99 5 лет назад +1

      Jim Melnyk almost cant tell if your joking?

    • @robertcalifornia9641
      @robertcalifornia9641 5 лет назад +4

      Haha I get it I took physics (gravity is just bends in spacetime)

    • @adamtennant4936
      @adamtennant4936 5 лет назад

      That's the same thought I had. Hooray physics geeks!

  • @fien111
    @fien111 7 лет назад +817

    For when you have to take down a rampaging Rhino.
    No, not the animal, the armored car

  • @thegoldencaulk2742
    @thegoldencaulk2742 7 лет назад +1357

    I see JDJ was going for the "Scout rifle" aesthetic, but only slightly bigger

    • @frealms
      @frealms 7 лет назад +170

      "Slightly"

    • @blackstone1a
      @blackstone1a 7 лет назад +144

      "Scout Anti Tank Rifle"

    • @dualsportrider3221
      @dualsportrider3221 7 лет назад +90

      That's so the scope doesn't core ur head like an apple

    • @janirossi9142
      @janirossi9142 7 лет назад +17

      I was just about to write that you really want some eye relief with this thing.

    • @cdawson198600
      @cdawson198600 7 лет назад +18

      TheGoldenCaulk it’s hulks scout rifle.

  • @PinheaDipshit
    @PinheaDipshit 2 года назад +26

    The ultimate home defense weapon. The sheer power behind that round will erase a man from existence.

    • @barack._.obaconator8946
      @barack._.obaconator8946 2 года назад +1

      Don't forget the memories of said man so you "stand there wondering why you just fired into a empty hallway"

  • @wolvie90
    @wolvie90 3 года назад +194

    Missed the opportunity of a lifetime to name it "The Compensator".

  • @schneir5
    @schneir5 4 года назад +1877

    BATFE: "STREETSWEEPER'S ARE DESTRUCTIVE DEVICES AND YOU CANNOT OWN THEM!"
    Also BATFE: "This literal canon is clearly a sporting rifle and you may own as many as you like."

    • @someboiwhogivesadamn
      @someboiwhogivesadamn 4 года назад +159

      @@sirrivet9557 the only smart gun law: strict background and mental health checks.

    • @MrOliver250
      @MrOliver250 4 года назад +56

      Lol you meant the street sweeper shotgun; I thought you meant a literal street sweeper 😅

    • @nerfzinet
      @nerfzinet 4 года назад +37

      @@sirrivet9557 However, imagine if some loon fired that thing into a crowd. It would probably take out quite a few people, and if they weren't concerned with getting out of there they might be able to fire a few more shots as well. Then again it would be fucking impossible to conceal.

    • @axilleastsoulas1036
      @axilleastsoulas1036 4 года назад +22

      @@sirrivet9557 What if whoever decides to go about mowing people will limit himself to solid lead projectiles? Is the streetsweeper less dangerous than something that can hurl a 2000 grain explosive projectile?

    • @kylesebring
      @kylesebring 4 года назад +17

      Lmao my dad actually has a street sweeper company and hasnt gotten any trouble about them being destructive devices (somehow)

  • @MuShinnen
    @MuShinnen 7 лет назад +119

    Ah the good old anti-planet rifle. I wonder if my local Target carries these.

  • @vikkimcdonough6153
    @vikkimcdonough6153 2 года назад +34

    When you have to neck _up_ an _autocannon_ cartridge case to get the cases for the ammo for a rifle... that is a REALLY FRELLING INSANE RIFLE.

  • @MrHws5mp
    @MrHws5mp 5 лет назад +2357

    "Honey, why are you out in the garden at this time of night with your Fat Mac?"
    "Just waiting for the International Space Station to come over the horizon m'dear..."

    • @BasedMilitarist6624
      @BasedMilitarist6624 4 года назад +78

      "M'dear"

    • @neilshark6361
      @neilshark6361 4 года назад +39

      Pull!!!!

    • @dannythompson1948
      @dannythompson1948 4 года назад +57

      Just makin craters in the moon for ya, babe...

    • @ironwoodnf
      @ironwoodnf 4 года назад +22

      @@BasedMilitarist6624 I feel like that fedora did a full 360

    • @danielpatino4010
      @danielpatino4010 4 года назад +5

      Jokes aside, how far do you think this bullet can travel being as heavy as it is? it probably losses a lot of speed over long distances.

  • @Ballacha
    @Ballacha 6 лет назад +839

    in an alternate universe where they used this gun in Jurassic Park, the movie was 2 minutes long.

    • @eugeneoliveros5814
      @eugeneoliveros5814 5 лет назад +34

      Discoloured Buttflaps Introducing the Raptor rifle, named because this gun is so powerful that it’ll scare the damn things with the sound alone, not that your intention was for it to get away anyway

    • @franciscomoutinho1
      @franciscomoutinho1 5 лет назад +44

      After they shot it at the T-rex all the other dinosaurs noped the fuck out of there.

    • @zachprouty8595
      @zachprouty8595 5 лет назад +3

      Eugene Oliveros or because it ripped a F22 in half

    • @firebomb5510
      @firebomb5510 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lemax6865
      @lemax6865 5 лет назад +9

      @@eugeneoliveros5814 False, the blast from the muzzle brake rips the surrounding raptors to shreds while the bullet takes out the T-Rex behind them.

  • @alpharhythm7861
    @alpharhythm7861 5 лет назад +349

    I feel bad for the guy who had to sight that scope in

    • @AM-dc7pv
      @AM-dc7pv 5 лет назад +31

      ...That's probably just for ranging. You can probably see this thing chuck lead downrange...towards a T-rex.

    • @jabloko992
      @jabloko992 4 года назад +2

      I don't. If it's that bad to do I would be glad to apply.

    • @jabloko992
      @jabloko992 4 года назад +11

      @@AM-dc7pv DOVAKHIIN, DOVAKHIIN, WITH A BIG ASS CANNON...dada dada daradadada

    • @forcesightknight
      @forcesightknight 4 года назад +3

      I'm guessing almost any pen laser could be used to get you very close to center.

    • @jesusoftheapes
      @jesusoftheapes 4 года назад

      imagine finding a boresighter for that thing !

  • @TheCowboyfromhell87
    @TheCowboyfromhell87 3 года назад +71

    The type of "Rifle" that makes you flinch during dry fire.

    • @Shaun_Jones
      @Shaun_Jones Год назад +3

      The firing pin dropping sounds like a Garand ping.

  • @hurricane567
    @hurricane567 7 лет назад +184

    I shoot, my little sister hunts, mostly small game. Her opinion on the Fat Mac was, "Any animal that necessitates .950 JDJ probably won't fit in my freezer."

    • @ScottKenny1978
      @ScottKenny1978 5 лет назад +29

      Just means you need a bigger freezer!

    • @mariosebastiani3214
      @mariosebastiani3214 5 лет назад +33

      After you shot it, it will fit any freezer. That is, what little remains of the game...

    • @combusted
      @combusted 5 лет назад +9

      @@mariosebastiani3214 fancy some whale pate?

    • @dgafbrapman688
      @dgafbrapman688 5 лет назад +3

      This round turns any animal into prepared ground meat on contact, youre good.

  • @winglcommander893
    @winglcommander893 5 лет назад +710

    And when you running out of ammo, you can just unscrew the muzzle break and end hin rightly 😬

    • @Feiora
      @Feiora 5 лет назад +30

      Uhhh... No, its clearly a one-piece deal there so you'd wield it as a large club and end them rightly!

    • @L0stEngineer
      @L0stEngineer 5 лет назад +89

      I'm pummeled, I never thought I'd see a skalagrim sword joke on my sword feed.

    • @Micsmit_45
      @Micsmit_45 5 лет назад +4

      @@Feiora whoosh

    • @Feiora
      @Feiora 5 лет назад +16

      @@Micsmit_45 What? I was just pointing out that you can't unscrew the muzzle break to end the opponent rightly with, therefore you must use the entire gun instead! ^.^ (Btw, Lindy is quite annoyed with this whole "End him rightly" meme thats sprung up)

    • @Micsmit_45
      @Micsmit_45 5 лет назад +5

      @@Feiora well then let him sulk in the corner xP Although I cant remember him ever complaining about it.

  • @cugamer8862
    @cugamer8862 4 года назад +930

    "So we made a recoilless rifle."
    "Ummm, I think you forgot the 'recoilless' part."

    • @rof2877
      @rof2877 4 года назад +129

      can't feel the recoil if your arm gets torn off

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 4 года назад +17

      This is a recoiless rifle with the muzzle break and other features. Now, imagine it being a recoilfull without those feature.

    • @j0ndav1s
      @j0ndav1s 3 года назад +33

      @@WingMaster562 Recoilless rifles are like RPGs that shoot lead. A lot of the gas goes straight out the back. This is the opposite of a recoilless rifle.

    • @Discoww
      @Discoww 3 года назад +1

      60lbs

    • @ElJulioso
      @ElJulioso 3 года назад +16

      "It's a recoil-less rifle... it recoils less than a 155mm. howitzer."

  • @BuddWolf
    @BuddWolf 3 года назад +24

    I own a few J.D. Jones’s cartridge barrels for my TC Contender (.375 JDJ, 6JDJ) Including an SSK .300 Whisper, more commonly called the .300 AAC Blackout, .300 Fireball or .300-221. I started reloading these back in the early 1990’s. They are some of the most accurate calibers I’ve ever shot. Thank you for the great video post. Best of luck 🍀

  • @zachaliles
    @zachaliles 7 лет назад +136

    You could probably fit the .577 snyder through the holes in the side of the muzzle brake.

  • @jimpoop
    @jimpoop 6 лет назад +217

    Perfect, I was looking for a good rodent gun. Now I just need a .950 revolver, you know, for concealed carry.

    • @jeremymcadam7400
      @jeremymcadam7400 5 лет назад +7

      The gun would weigh as much as the projectile, and I think you can see where in going with that

    • @ShinVejita
      @ShinVejita 5 лет назад +6

      Based on your inquiry, you must live in new york.

    • @NapalmNarcissus
      @NapalmNarcissus 4 года назад

      Say goodbye to your wrist.

    • @scandinerdian1961
      @scandinerdian1961 4 года назад +6

      @@NapalmNarcissus Naw the wrists will be fine, it's the body that goes 100mph in the opposite direction, that needs replacing.

    • @AnimeSunglasses
      @AnimeSunglasses 4 года назад

      I see you live in the Fire Swamps of Florin, if you have an ROUS problem like that.
      Unless you're on Tatooine bullseyeing womp-rats.

  • @Timeshifter32
    @Timeshifter32 4 года назад +673

    "Hey, you know what would be cool?"
    "What?"
    "Lets put a stock on an Abrams tank cannon."

  • @EpicGamer116
    @EpicGamer116 3 года назад +124

    "How did bob die?"
    "Closed the bolt to fast on his rifle, and it fractured his skull"

  • @genwt3916
    @genwt3916 6 лет назад +790

    For when you need to deal with a home invader. Who's wearing plate armor. And hiding in a bank vault. In your neighbor's house.

    • @Feiora
      @Feiora 5 лет назад +26

      So jam the bank vault door closed with the rifle and wait for the invader to asphyxiate?

    • @firebomb5510
      @firebomb5510 5 лет назад

      😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @syafiqaiman3548
      @syafiqaiman3548 5 лет назад +5

      Why does your neighbour even have a bank vault in the first place ???

    • @Feiora
      @Feiora 5 лет назад +7

      @@syafiqaiman3548 the neighbors must be the Rich family, Ritchie Rich musta sealed the perp inside the vault...

    • @deathdragon2283
      @deathdragon2283 4 года назад +5

      And you’re in the next town over

  • @imtheoperatorttv637
    @imtheoperatorttv637 4 года назад +739

    The perfect home defense weapon. Why injure a target when you can just turn them into a fine red mist.

    • @ejmarkle60
      @ejmarkle60 4 года назад +79

      I swear I don't know what that sound was officer. I just opened my front door and saw a huge red puddle on the ground

    • @theguylivinginyourwalls
      @theguylivinginyourwalls 4 года назад +39

      @@ejmarkle60 "No, I didn't hear a bomb go off, what are you talking about?"

    • @Klaaism
      @Klaaism 4 года назад +60

      If you miss, you can beat em to death... with the spent cartridge!

    • @gracefool
      @gracefool 4 года назад +17

      Profile pic checks out

    • @markread2580
      @markread2580 3 года назад +23

      Officer asks : Where's the burglar ? Me : What burglar ?

  • @kaminsod4077
    @kaminsod4077 7 лет назад +621

    When you need to hit that 18 point buck from orbit.

    • @Judas1911WR1
      @Judas1911WR1 7 лет назад +19

      clearly made for rocket-jumps to get higher cover...

    • @tdugong
      @tdugong 7 лет назад +37

      When you're too lazy to mince the venison.

    • @JosephHarner
      @JosephHarner 7 лет назад +12

      Fun fact, to hit a target with a gun from orbit, you would need to time it right and shoot backwards.
      Orbital velocity is 7.8 km/s. With a typical ~1km/s (5.56 rounded up as our reference) kick straight towards earth, you'd just be nudging the orbit from a nice neat circle into an oval shape. But shoot it backwards, and your round would no longer have enough sideways velocity to stay in orbit and would dive in towards the earth and hit somewhere on the far side of the planet from where you fired it.

    • @KillerOrca
      @KillerOrca 6 лет назад +1

      So this is the weapon you would pull that "mission status: Sick" comic off with...

    • @dan240393
      @dan240393 6 лет назад +5

      When you need to put that 18 point buck in orbit.

  • @knightshousegames
    @knightshousegames 3 года назад +100

    "Aww, look at the cute tiny scope on that rifle!" *gets closer* "Oh........."

  • @damnedlegionaire
    @damnedlegionaire 6 лет назад +1031

    "Whatcha huntin'?"
    "Tanks."

    • @conanholmes8620
      @conanholmes8620 5 лет назад

      😂 love it

    • @brianbrown8765
      @brianbrown8765 5 лет назад +1

      Nah t Rex, whales and elephants 😂😂😂🤣

    • @flamezoidtron
      @flamezoidtron 5 лет назад +1

      you're welcome

    • @fahimalvi9521
      @fahimalvi9521 5 лет назад +5

      Oh look, there's a Tiger. Bang!

    • @limpetarch98k
      @limpetarch98k 5 лет назад +6

      " Except I am not shooting tanks, I'm gonna go higher. I am shooting the moon ! How you like that, ATF ? I shot at the moon you idiot ! "

  • @toxicmatrix1337
    @toxicmatrix1337 7 лет назад +241

    When cleaning the barrel, I assume you use a fireplace poker and a shamWOW!?

    • @metamorphicorder
      @metamorphicorder 6 лет назад +15

      Toxicmatrix toilet brush more like.

    • @codysolomon1
      @codysolomon1 6 лет назад +1

      No you use a ram rod...

    • @facilegoose9347
      @facilegoose9347 6 лет назад +2

      Too smoul, need Snuggie.

    • @jonross377
      @jonross377 5 лет назад +2

      @@codysolomon1 WWWWWOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. You missed it bud.

    • @TheDr.Magnum
      @TheDr.Magnum 5 лет назад

      Yall dudes got me cracking up!

  • @hashslingingslasher1233
    @hashslingingslasher1233 7 лет назад +588

    I just want to know how the guy who made this explained to the ATF of its “sporting purpose” lol. “Do you guys know of the blue whale? Yeah...this can cleanly kill 3 of those.”

    • @ulrichkalber9039
      @ulrichkalber9039 6 лет назад +56

      Sporting it is because you need to be a real athlete to hit a target with These.
      Biathlon: 100m carrying this gun, shoot one shot, repeat 10 times.

    • @ulrichkalber9039
      @ulrichkalber9039 6 лет назад +8

      chuck norris did the Ironman carrying one of these.

    • @experiment506
      @experiment506 6 лет назад +1

      Closing arguement, 💵💵💵

    • @rblock707
      @rblock707 6 лет назад +12

      Why dinosaurs are now extinct.

    • @andrewkiefer1267
      @andrewkiefer1267 6 лет назад +37

      I would pay good money to see the Correspondence with the ATF where he convince them this was a sporting rifle

  • @zomboynkush113
    @zomboynkush113 Год назад +330

    I had to think this through because it posed an Interesting question: what is the provably WORST gun for home defense? A 22 single shot rifle is at least small and quick to point. A Barrett M82 is at least going to instantly stop whatever it hits. Even a good old fashioned muskat is going to do good damage and won't hurt your ears. No, I wanted to know what the undisputable wont home defense gun in the world is and I have found it.
    This is the 950 JDJ Fat Mae. It is a 100 pound, 5 foot long rifle that shoots a one pound sold brass bullet at 2200 FPS it in a non-NFA item anly because the ATF gave it a sporting exemption as a joke as if anybody is going to hunt with this. This round would be overkill for hunting blue whales
    I would like to paint a picture for you. It's ZAM and you hear a window break in your living room. This is the worst day this could happen, as every single one of your guns was lost in a tragic booting accident this morning. All were lost except for one. You look across your room in dread at your anti-kaiju rifle. You know what you have to do, but you don't know if you have the strength to do it, both literally and
    figuratively
    Heaving the rifle into your arms, you load a 950 cartridge and begin to waddle towards the door Your feet make a loud "thud" as you take each step. You know the intruders hear you. You hope they do for perhaps they will run and spare the world the suffering that is about to befall
    You try to set the rifle down, but end up clipping your bedroom door and it is immediately knocked off its hinges by this battering ram in your hands. You attempt to round the corner, bonking the muzzle against the doorframe and adjacent wall across the hall at least 4 times. To your horror, two invaders stand there at the end of the hall
    With a heavy heart, you raise the rifle to your shoulder while making inhuman grunting noises from the strain of attempting some semblance of a shooting position. The burglars simply stare in disbelief, unable to process the situation they are witnessing, as if in a dream You cannot aim the rifle, as the last time you fired the gun, it tumed your $3000 Leopold into a kaleidoscope You simply hold it at an angle that appears correct and fee
    You are immediately knocked to the floor as if hit by a semi truck going 20 MPH. The shot connected with one of the criminals and it erased him from existence. Even the memories of him have been destroyed and you're wondering why you just shot into an empty hallway. The shot continues to travel through at least 4 houses, a cat, and a 10 ton boulder before lodging itself 20 feet into a nearby hill, never to be seen again.
    It is at this point, you realize you cannot hear The surviving burglar can't hear either but he's also on fire from the muzzle blast and is currently vacating your home. You don't care Your shoulder is dislocated and there is a hole in your brand new AR500 refrigerator. You're crying now. The police arrive and, upon seeing the scene, start laughing. You start crying
    harder

    • @Lichcrafter
      @Lichcrafter Год назад

      You deserve a Pulitzer prize

    • @luizalex.7424
      @luizalex.7424 Год назад +9

      Damn

    • @stevecrafter518
      @stevecrafter518 Год назад +32

      It costs $5000 to fire this weapon for one second

    • @Svensk7119
      @Svensk7119 Год назад +17

      That's a heck of a good story! Overkill for hunting blue whales! I am still laughing! There is only one word missing from your story, something that should be shouted by it.
      America!
      Wait! I found another thing that must be shouted!
      Bert Gummer!

    • @fishii8237
      @fishii8237 Год назад +14

      this is a way better pasta than the musket one

  • @metamorphicorder
    @metamorphicorder 6 лет назад +223

    Was reading on this and apparently, the recoil energy at the stock is equivalent to the impact of a .357 magnum. So shooting this is kinda like being shot while wearing a level 3a vest.

    • @ryansabin9098
      @ryansabin9098 5 лет назад +37

      @@LockenJohny101 not quite locked Johnny, a 30 lbs gun being pushed back won't have the same energy going back as a comparatively lighter bullet being propelled through a tube.

    • @Oddball1991
      @Oddball1991 5 лет назад +28

      @@ryansabin9098 Correct. The recoil momentum is the same as the momentum of the bullet, but the bullet has far more energy.

    • @bjmaguire6269
      @bjmaguire6269 5 лет назад +7

      @@LockenJohny101 - I think you mean to say that the difference is the energy required to overcome the relative inertia of both masses, with equal overall energy going in both directions. So (recoil energy = 'potential energy' divided by the mass of the firing platform) = (muzzle energy = 'potential energy' divided by the mass of the projectile).

    • @CC-mm3bl
      @CC-mm3bl 5 лет назад

      @@ryansabin9098 Actually metamorphicorder is spot on, with a 110 pound rifle, the 950 JDJ has over 200 foot pounds of recoil energy. A lighter rifle, like this one, would have significantly more recoil energy. So the actual kinetic energy of the rifle itself is the same as your average 9mm or 45 acp, at the very least. Definitely don't ever want to shoot it. I don't like surprises.

    • @CC-mm3bl
      @CC-mm3bl 5 лет назад +3

      You are absolutely correct. However, the rifle weighs far more than a bullet. The massive rifle and the average size man are about the same mass, so when the rifle impacts one's body, the velocity of both the person's body and rifle will slow down to one half. This is due to the law of conservation of momentum. Half of the kinetic energy lost during the 'collision' with one's shoulder results in that energy turning into impulse into the shoulder, doing actual damage, and the rest of the recoil energy goes into accelerating one's body. Still though, half of that recoil energy would really hurt, to say the least. Now if that person was say, much heavier than the rifle itself, around 300 pounds, then they would absorb the full impulse of that kinetic energy. So a 140 pound man would be much better off shooting it than a 300 pound man, but this ignores stronger bone structure in the bigger guy. It's very similar to the difference of being hit by a semi truck going only 3mph and being a massive 30 ft giant getting hit by the same truck going the same speed. The giant person is going to get hurt far worse, whereas the light person just goes with the flow. This is the best way I can explain it. The concept also applies to the 'light vs fast' bullet theologies.

  • @SangTheCryptek
    @SangTheCryptek 6 лет назад +427

    "Some say the best weapon is the one you never need to fire. I respectfully disagree. I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire ONCE."

    • @masonsykes2240
      @masonsykes2240 5 лет назад +35

      That's how Dad did it, that's how America does it... and it's worked out pretty well so far. Find an excuse to let one of these off the chain, and I personally guarantee you the bad guys won't even want to come out of their caves. For your consideration...The Fat Mac.

    • @ramjb
      @ramjb 5 лет назад +16

      "....because when you fired it, it rip your arm and shoulder off your body and now you can't shoot anything at all"

    • @PhillyFail
      @PhillyFail 5 лет назад +3

      Tony...........

    • @PhillyFail
      @PhillyFail 5 лет назад +2

      @@masonsykes2240 Tony..........

    • @philiprice7875
      @philiprice7875 5 лет назад +6

      becausethe 2nd round will cost you a major hit in your credit score

  • @BurtSampson
    @BurtSampson 7 лет назад +370

    It's not fat, it's just cultivating mass.

    • @MadMetalShop
      @MadMetalShop 6 лет назад +6

      Burt Sampson ha! Nice reference lol freaking mac 😂

    • @nonyabeezwacks6466
      @nonyabeezwacks6466 6 лет назад +1

      what happens when its time to start harvesting?

  • @drops2cents260
    @drops2cents260 4 месяца назад +2

    0:40 That "thunk" sound which the round makes when Ian sets it back down on the table is disturbingly satisfying.

  • @ningen1980
    @ningen1980 5 лет назад +116

    That bolt design is great. If that cartridge were to backfire, you're holding a shoulder mounted grenade.

  • @Flynn217something
    @Flynn217something 4 года назад +483

    “I *Prefer* the weapon you only need to fire ONCE”

    • @jimmyfarley5581
      @jimmyfarley5581 3 года назад +2

      Brilliant theory. What if you miss?

    • @OGSontar
      @OGSontar 3 года назад +8

      @@jimmyfarley5581 Get 'em with the shockwave following right behind the cannonba...er...bullet.

    • @jimmyfarley5581
      @jimmyfarley5581 3 года назад +2

      @@OGSontar yes that shockwave could have an impact on a human. On a 6 tonne bull elephant? The elephant wouldn't feel a thing.

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 3 года назад +1

      "The only person who could miss with this gun is the sucker with the bread to buy it."

    • @VenerhiaStellarvore
      @VenerhiaStellarvore 3 года назад

      ​@@jimmyfarley5581 The shockwave is to scare the person/prey away.

  • @MatildaleinB
    @MatildaleinB 7 лет назад +570

    >shoots gun
    >shooting range explodes

    • @kozlorog
      @kozlorog 7 лет назад +16

      So what? The nice way to deliver your thoughts without building complex sentences. Delivers the idea fast and efficiently in the age of low attention span
      >complains about greentext
      >thinks he's smart

    • @MatildaleinB
      @MatildaleinB 7 лет назад +7

      @BigBlackNerd i'm not a dude buddy

    • @kozlorog
      @kozlorog 7 лет назад +2

      *that's just eye soring* . And does not allow you to break your thought into little, neat chunks which are only connected by the meaning, lacking exhausting grammar structures.
      *Goes to RUclips*
      @
      *Argues*
      @
      *Changes nothing*
      @
      *I'm still proud of myself, man*
      @
      *Cool video, don't you find?*

    • @ryansample6016
      @ryansample6016 6 лет назад +10

      > negligent discharge
      > the bullet kills 15 at a high school 2 states away

    • @masterseeker360
      @masterseeker360 6 лет назад +2

      >shoots gun
      >Someone on the globe dies

  • @wadoo-it
    @wadoo-it 3 года назад +14

    Perfect for home intrusion because it gets rid of two main problems. The problems being any wall in front of your barrel, and the intruder's soul.

    • @alistairjamesheaton9155
      @alistairjamesheaton9155 2 года назад +2

      If you let this thing loose you don’t have a home intrude up at all so as well are you and your neighbours will probably not have a chance to sell your home and it’s time soon because you have a huge hole in it. I suspect you would need modern tank armour To be safe against that round.

  • @jackson_0835
    @jackson_0835 4 года назад +735

    Me: *comes back after hunting deer*
    Friend: hey where is the deer?
    Me: gone, reduced to atoms...

    • @admiraltiberius1989
      @admiraltiberius1989 4 года назад +35

      Fine....red....mist

    • @noahfrelich5733
      @noahfrelich5733 4 года назад +2

      Warlord Titan Tiberius r/whoosh

    • @surryyy
      @surryyy 4 года назад

      Noah Frelich why did you woosh him, for no reason

    • @bigmacbob95
      @bigmacbob95 4 года назад +9

      "did you shoot it?"
      "Yes"
      "What did it cost"
      "Everything"

    • @SaftonYT
      @SaftonYT 4 года назад

      I love this comment strand.

  • @04daltons
    @04daltons 4 года назад +62

    I didn't think I was a gun enthusiast even though I'd been in the army 8 year until I found you Forgotten Weapons channel, how fascinating it is. I can watch these endlessly. Thanks Ian.

  • @criffermaclennan
    @criffermaclennan 7 лет назад +206

    You could mount that on the deathstar and it wouldn't look out of place 😂😂😂

  • @257796
    @257796 Год назад +4

    Very sporty, ill give them that. Looks sporty. Sporty amount of kinetic energy. Sporty cartridge. Weighs enough for sports. Good enough to conquer neighboring sports. I think that was a good designation

  • @AmronFortis
    @AmronFortis 6 лет назад +106

    0:39
    *Sets down the .950 cartridge*
    *THUD*

    • @dcorica79
      @dcorica79 5 лет назад +2

      Made me deaf from the bass in my headphones because of that THUD...

  • @smithwesson1896
    @smithwesson1896 5 лет назад +349

    For when you need to hunt a Super Mutant Behemoth and the 10 or so behind him

    • @kingfisher197
      @kingfisher197 5 лет назад +19

      and the prywen

    • @sillylittleowlguy2392
      @sillylittleowlguy2392 5 лет назад +11

      and the cazador

    • @selvbilde253
      @selvbilde253 5 лет назад +10

      Smith Wesson
      And some deathclaws. All in a row.

    • @murraytc4641
      @murraytc4641 5 лет назад +1

      I’ll need that when hunting Bigfoot

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 4 года назад +6

      The hard part is walking all the way to said Behemoth because the rifle alone leaves you encumbered.

  • @paaatreeeck
    @paaatreeeck 6 лет назад +234

    "Sporting Purposes". I hunt moon-sized comets, for game of course.

  • @zelpyzelp
    @zelpyzelp 2 года назад +15

    For something so powerful, that whole bit with the firing pin and sear seems like a pretty big oversight, even if Ian said it'd likely already be fully locked by the time it could go off accidentally

  • @insanemang9983
    @insanemang9983 4 года назад +948

    "You see that elephant"
    "Yes"
    [.950 fires]
    "Still see it?"
    "No"

    • @hubertgirs
      @hubertgirs 4 года назад +83

      "You see that elephant"
      "Yes"
      [.950 fires]
      "Still see it?"
      "I can't hear shit"

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 4 года назад +44

      @@hubertgirs "WHAT?!"

    • @ТомасАндерсон-в1е
      @ТомасАндерсон-в1е 4 года назад +26

      "You see that elephant?"
      "Sir yes Sir!"
      "I don't want to."

    • @orb2694
      @orb2694 3 года назад +5

      @@ТомасАндерсон-в1е [shoots the guy instead of the elephant]

    • @TheRealPOTUSDavidByrd
      @TheRealPOTUSDavidByrd 3 года назад +4

      "See that whale?..."

  • @Wafflepudding
    @Wafflepudding 5 лет назад +662

    Perfect for home defense.
    Against T-800 terminators.

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 5 лет назад +30

      Against Space Marine Terminators*

    • @CThyran
      @CThyran 5 лет назад +11

      @theBadBrad Then even after the shot missed it shot off a 2x4 rendering the thief either injured or an ex-person.

    • @carl_joe_77
      @carl_joe_77 5 лет назад +7

      @theBadBrad the theif would probably be blowm bacl onto the ground from the muzzle blast

    • @THERICHYGREEN
      @THERICHYGREEN 5 лет назад +20

      Perfect for defending against homes, you mean

    • @philiprice7875
      @philiprice7875 5 лет назад +1

      @theBadBrad yea but the USGA will send someone around to see the epicenter of that earthquake

  • @dalecruz8658
    @dalecruz8658 4 года назад +468

    Maybe JD Jones aimed this gun at the people at atf to get an exemption

    • @stevepirie8130
      @stevepirie8130 4 года назад +5

      Dale Cruz 😂

    • @Nick-rs5if
      @Nick-rs5if 4 года назад +35

      JD Jones told them that people at ATF that there is no safety on this thing. Then he simply asked them to fire it.
      Fear is one hell of a motivator. xD

    • @bskramy9224
      @bskramy9224 4 года назад +4

      atf, eyes man's dog
      man, points fat mac.
      fat mac, pet the dog and leave.

    • @migram4190
      @migram4190 4 года назад

      Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

  • @darrylpioch2055
    @darrylpioch2055 Год назад +5

    Scott on Kentucky Ballistics is probably watching this video, with great disappointment that he missed the auction.
    And you know he’d totally stand there and shoulder fire it 😁

  • @RasdenFasden
    @RasdenFasden 7 лет назад +688

    Why is this gun at RIA when it's chambered in .950 James D. Julia?

  • @dragonhealer7588
    @dragonhealer7588 4 года назад +191

    Legitimate sporting exemption
    "You see, this firearm/cartridge combination is for the sport of filming people crazy enough to shoot such a thing, and posting the videos on social media"
    ATF seems legit.

    • @AnimeSunglasses
      @AnimeSunglasses 3 года назад +10

      Be vewy, vewy quiet. We awe hunting cowllarbones!

  • @jimservu
    @jimservu 5 лет назад +115

    Fun fact: the threads on the rifle will also fit a Tiger Tank’s Muzzle break

  • @clownworld4655
    @clownworld4655 Год назад +9

    This is also one of the largest (if not the largest) small arms calibers ever produced in terms of diameter. It actually exists in a weird purgatory of possibly being considered a cannon since generally any cartridge size above 20mm (78cal) is considered a cannon rather than standard small arms.