Bad Jokes Fort Worth PD vs Fort Worth FD

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  • Опубликовано: 10 окт 2024

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  • @tucktuckontwitch3624
    @tucktuckontwitch3624 4 года назад +1273

    These weren’t even jokes they were dissing the hell out of each other.

    • @AlaskanFrontier1
      @AlaskanFrontier1 4 года назад +7

      Ikr. Personally feeling coming out much?!?!

    • @Stawby21
      @Stawby21 4 года назад +3

      TuckTuckonTwitch but it’s funny

    • @riteshnalmar8345
      @riteshnalmar8345 3 года назад

      they are facts for firefighters and cops

  • @collinmankin4334
    @collinmankin4334 5 лет назад +845

    There was some high key dissing going on here. I felt the tension.

    • @communsimstore8430
      @communsimstore8430 5 лет назад +33

      at the end i think both wanted to never see each other again

    • @dylankane9709
      @dylankane9709 4 года назад +9

      LOL I felt some tension too.

    • @rebekahshetlar81
      @rebekahshetlar81 4 года назад +8

      Yeah I had to end the video short. I couldn't handle the tension. Lol

    • @adriank.6632
      @adriank.6632 4 года назад +2

      Definitely

    • @orouba14
      @orouba14 4 года назад +1

      tension galore n no humor. did not enjoy it so far. I'm out.

  • @wannabewyatt6495
    @wannabewyatt6495 4 года назад +123

    I saw the officer basically attack the fireman, and the fireman actually tried to have funny jokes

  • @questionablezoomer764
    @questionablezoomer764 4 года назад +105

    Fireman: “Why do police carry a badge and a gun?“
    Policeman: “I don’t know.“

  • @TheZim40k
    @TheZim40k 4 года назад +306

    I've never felt so un-ease then i did watching this

    • @jamothegreat6052
      @jamothegreat6052 4 года назад +7

      I know...i felt some tension.

    • @TheZim40k
      @TheZim40k 4 года назад +4

      @@jamothegreat6052 it was like a train crash you just wanted to run but you couldn't look away

    • @comradeskeever1336
      @comradeskeever1336 4 года назад +1

      @@jamothegreat6052 Harvey, Harvey, Harvey Dent!

  • @JetFuueled
    @JetFuueled 4 года назад +124

    "Considering you're here second I have no idea"
    Ouch

  • @amandaschilling6133
    @amandaschilling6133 4 года назад +288

    They werent even jokes it was just being rude to eachother LOL

  • @mmcc5070
    @mmcc5070 4 года назад +370

    Damn that cop is a stone face god

    • @prosackmetheus5409
      @prosackmetheus5409 4 года назад +25

      He could split the red sea with that stare.

    • @christina113704
      @christina113704 4 года назад +2

      I wonder how many people have cracked bc of that

    • @elasolezito
      @elasolezito 4 года назад

      The police officer was holding it back. But i have to admit at one point i was expecting him to stand up and choke him lol

    • @Fidozo15
      @Fidozo15 4 года назад +2

      Well he's trained to remain serious but come on dude lmaooo

    • @DYLANJJK94
      @DYLANJJK94 4 года назад

      Hw played to win lol

  • @BeaverBoy7
    @BeaverBoy7 4 года назад +148

    This was a diss battle not a dad jokes battle. Only a few were borderline jokes.

  • @ravenreeves9846
    @ravenreeves9846 4 года назад +85

    The first answer should have been "Caught you bread handed"

  • @rowdy5.9L
    @rowdy5.9L 4 года назад +33

    Because he had time to do it... Damn I didn't expect that.

  • @catherinedavis-sparks2669
    @catherinedavis-sparks2669 4 года назад +15

    Ok, I hear the crew laughing. I think someone should win an award for making that cop chief actually laugh.

  • @neroz6430
    @neroz6430 4 года назад +49

    Is it just me or did they occasionally look like they were forced to be there and say this stuff???

    • @lompy529
      @lompy529 4 года назад +6

      “come over here and i’ll consider your promotion”

  • @keeneyeful
    @keeneyeful 4 года назад +41

    So many good burns - Pun unintended...

  • @Kma99107
    @Kma99107 4 года назад +61

    I think these guys are stoneface gods

  • @tacticalministries3508
    @tacticalministries3508 4 года назад +13

    The cop looked like he took all of them personally

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 4 года назад +1

    Holy shit that Teletubbies one fucking stung 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @emyhernandez9770
    @emyhernandez9770 6 лет назад +35

    Good thing they have real jobs.

  • @sirunknown2142
    @sirunknown2142 4 года назад +7

    These were great. Nice burns. Officer did great holding back his laugh.

  • @cagereed1720
    @cagereed1720 4 года назад +41

    The cop was just thinking of some guys melted face from being dead for 5 weeks

    • @Redwood1860
      @Redwood1860 Год назад

      Gotta go to those places to win these things.

  • @brookethomas407
    @brookethomas407 4 года назад +68

    Dude looks like he’s a dirt cop interrogating the innocent firefighter

  • @HiddenView1977
    @HiddenView1977 3 года назад +1

    I love these. Thank you PDs and FDs for all you do!!

  • @gracielaird7208
    @gracielaird7208 4 года назад +3

    The background wheezing gets me 😂💀

  • @CuriousGoodsJessica
    @CuriousGoodsJessica 4 года назад +1

    The Teletubbies one got me 🤣

  • @Aymiikeeganmelb
    @Aymiikeeganmelb 6 лет назад +32

    Because they can't hold a beat lol ..

  • @gwynethrachaelcooper1957
    @gwynethrachaelcooper1957 3 года назад +3

    I like at the end when they where both laughing over all the "jokes" they had to say.

  • @darrius3685
    @darrius3685 4 года назад +17

    1:45 it got personal. Lol I actually laughed at the "why police carry gun and a badge? Cause it's much lighter than a hose and a ladder.
    3:58 why is there a show called cops and not firemen?
    Actually there is. It's called teletubbies. I spit my water out laughing. That caught me off guard and the officer is so nonchalant with it.

    • @dougwillis5069
      @dougwillis5069 4 года назад

      omg i wsh i didnt came across your comment before that

  • @garypendergraft1398
    @garypendergraft1398 4 года назад +1

    Not going to break an officer that wears his gun to a comedy gig.

  • @Docstantinople
    @Docstantinople 4 года назад +4

    The police/fire rivalry is strong in this one.

  • @bayareapinay8893
    @bayareapinay8893 4 года назад +1

    I loved it.. thanks for making me LOL..

  • @michaelstrange3056
    @michaelstrange3056 6 лет назад +18

    Why did the police officer get suspended... because he did shotty work.

  • @fernyfloresdrummer3568
    @fernyfloresdrummer3568 Год назад

    That hold the beat was a low blow lol!!! Had me. Rolling

  • @KeilovesMizuho
    @KeilovesMizuho 4 года назад +1

    I do not understand why there are so many comments criticizing the video for being disses and not jokes. I was thoroughly entertained and they seemed like good sports after shaking hands and laughing.

  • @BonesofStarlight
    @BonesofStarlight 4 года назад +6

    What did the fireman say after he farted?
    Fire in the hole!
    I'm sorry

  • @mutedxanime
    @mutedxanime 4 года назад +3

    Its much lighter than a firehose 😂😂😂😂 dissed them hard

  • @doronikgjcs
    @doronikgjcs 4 года назад +43

    What did the viewer say to himself? Moving on...

    • @orouba14
      @orouba14 4 года назад

      exactly! couldn't finish it.

  • @clouded_arrow6440
    @clouded_arrow6440 4 года назад +1

    No Jokes were made and neither party harmed in the making of this film. Don’t give up you day job Fort Worth!

  • @watchd0ge820
    @watchd0ge820 4 года назад +3

    I can't even complain because the title says "Bad jokes" XD

  • @samanthamclarty7048
    @samanthamclarty7048 2 года назад

    I love that this is just them going at it for a while

  • @sbagging1819
    @sbagging1819 4 года назад

    What I’ve come to notice watching these, is that firefighters have a better sense of humor. 🤣

  • @irish_soldier1248
    @irish_soldier1248 4 года назад

    Fuck me.....that first responder one opened up a can of worms.....these guys might actually hate each other 😂

  • @nikolassmithers4870
    @nikolassmithers4870 4 года назад +1

    Heyyy I love 45 min from there!
    Represent!

  • @6uerrer9
    @6uerrer9 4 года назад

    2:56 I don't know how he did survive that one. I'm still laughing! XD

  • @kell_checks_in
    @kell_checks_in 6 лет назад +9

    Next video, ERB cops versus fire dept.!

  • @helidude3502
    @helidude3502 4 года назад +5

    “Why do police officers get a bad rap?”
    I think plenty of other RUclips videos answer that.

  • @lsubandtrumpet2014
    @lsubandtrumpet2014 4 года назад +2

    Lol these guys r so cool! They could become actors too!

  • @shadesgaming1168
    @shadesgaming1168 4 года назад +1

    Dude, I had anxiety watching this lol

  • @nancydeis7121
    @nancydeis7121 5 лет назад +8

    I kinda enjoyed that. thank you

  • @ianfortuna9385
    @ianfortuna9385 4 года назад +22

    These guys were low key suicidal during this whole thing these joke were awful

    • @Alex632
      @Alex632 4 года назад +2

      it's almost like the whole concept of this video was about Bad Jokes 😒😒😒

  • @nikolaipasko
    @nikolaipasko Год назад

    I’ve got an impression they were reading each other’s jokes.

  • @2010MegaScooter
    @2010MegaScooter 4 года назад +1

    This would be the kind of cop that would ticket you for going 2 miles an hour over the speed limit.

  • @alyssa562
    @alyssa562 4 года назад +1

    This was....very very tense. Tell them to lighten up lol

  • @LunaDarkMagicianGirl
    @LunaDarkMagicianGirl 4 года назад +1

    That officer rosted the shit out of him xD

  • @suckmycl0ck155
    @suckmycl0ck155 4 года назад +252

    This was terrible and more awkward than funny

    • @TuskKult
      @TuskKult 4 года назад +6

      It's a 'you laugh, ya' lose' game! The tenseness in response to the awful jokes and how that might feel awkward to some people had me laughing.
      With the laughter in the back, especially, you can see how stoic the police officer is having to force himself to be, probably much easier for him considering; probably just holding the image of some dead kid in his minds eye to win.
      But, there a few moments you can see he's fighting to remain unmoved like 3:35 , you can see and hear him starting to crack, and at the end of the video his body language and demeanor drastically changes, the game being over. Literally almost seems like a different person.

    • @Alex632
      @Alex632 4 года назад +1

      it's called bad jokes for a reason.

  • @laurene988
    @laurene988 4 года назад

    God damn I wish I had that ice cold poker face ...

  • @Catmomma
    @Catmomma 4 года назад

    Lmfao!! This should have been a roast video instead of dad jokes laughed till my sides hurt.

  • @riteshnalmar8345
    @riteshnalmar8345 3 года назад

    firefighters and police officers are heroes and i respect the hell out of both firefighters and police officers

  • @ultracurious
    @ultracurious 5 лет назад +5

    Well done, Gents.

  • @aewhatever
    @aewhatever 4 года назад

    Some of those were pretty damn good

  • @mrchikago4420
    @mrchikago4420 4 года назад

    Who was waiting for the cop to pull his gun out ..say that shyt one more time lol

  • @thanosp.8140
    @thanosp.8140 2 года назад

    Dad jokes are over boys, let's bring out the insults!

  • @BiggRippa
    @BiggRippa 4 года назад

    That cop is earily quiet n cold.

  • @Blinddragon
    @Blinddragon 4 года назад +4

    What do you called a bull that sleeps. A bull dozer

  • @sgt_s4und3r54
    @sgt_s4und3r54 4 года назад +1

    After all the burns there I think the EMS are #1. Love to all our first responders nationwide.

  • @christianbarros1580
    @christianbarros1580 Год назад

    After this session, the police officer arrested the fireman for his fell-on-knee joke.

  • @miriamcooper1320
    @miriamcooper1320 4 года назад

    My uncle was a police officer. My father was a firefighter.

  • @keithgriffin1938
    @keithgriffin1938 4 года назад

    Out of all the ones I've watched and I watched a lot of them most of them don't even focus on the firemen and cops Jokes which makes it funnier this is like watching two people who completely has no respect for each other's jobs and just are there two just be Savage as hell. I mean because you had time yeah that was just brutal

  • @Stawby21
    @Stawby21 4 года назад +2

    These are so good but bad at the same time hahaha

  • @CalebTheFew06
    @CalebTheFew06 4 года назад

    3:32 DAYUM SON 🔥

  • @zackwhitman9785
    @zackwhitman9785 4 года назад

    That tension had me tense

  • @michellesorenson1292
    @michellesorenson1292 4 года назад

    I'd hate to deal with THAT police officer!

  • @organika53321
    @organika53321 3 года назад

    It takes more guts to go in a burning building than to be a normal police officer.

  • @aspiringnomad15
    @aspiringnomad15 4 года назад

    I laughed more out of disbelief

  • @dudeb5610
    @dudeb5610 4 года назад

    Error 404: Jokes not found.

  • @acero1219
    @acero1219 Год назад

    There are bad jokes that are funny, and then there are bad jokes that just suck so bad they’re embarrassing. These are the latter.

  • @chrisnoctskie5869
    @chrisnoctskie5869 6 лет назад +5

    There should have been a scoreboard. XD

  • @darshanpatawari4361
    @darshanpatawari4361 4 года назад

    I think it was more of a roast battle than a daddy joke battle

  • @Booger537
    @Booger537 4 года назад

    Well dam you can cut that tension thru the phone with a knife... was I the only one waiting for the cop to loose his cool

  • @ChrisPyle
    @ChrisPyle 4 года назад +1

    Back in the day, this is how democrats and republicans got along. Now it’s just Orange man bad!!!!!! Reeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

  • @lisahazard7423
    @lisahazard7423 4 года назад

    Doesn't looks like jokes
    Seems cursing each others LOL

  • @trusailietazperlinski4717
    @trusailietazperlinski4717 Год назад

    Yeeeeahh! OKAY! 1 window a year.. that's our baby too then!! You were coming in just as we were going out for the k9 potty, poo.. and if he kicks me out it won't be a couny right off for Royal marine repair.. YEEEAAHH! OKAY!

  • @rajveersingh95
    @rajveersingh95 3 года назад

    Teletubbies was such a burn!

  • @jessemartinez411
    @jessemartinez411 4 года назад +1

    3:24 wow that's Savage low key dissing

  • @leisongivangomo5656
    @leisongivangomo5656 4 года назад

    Very good poker faces

  • @jontallman3878
    @jontallman3878 3 года назад

    Why do firemen have bigger balls... THEY SELL MORE TICKETS!!!!

  • @soren8543
    @soren8543 4 года назад +2

    Bruh they chose the wrong people to do this fun community outreach and the wrong jokes

  • @terecee1204
    @terecee1204 4 года назад

    Gotta love the effort they've put in to not laughing

  • @spaghetti9845
    @spaghetti9845 4 года назад

    the end was best

  • @Duker444444
    @Duker444444 4 года назад

    I think I work with people like this cop, his wife has to be one happy lady I bet there’s a whole Lotta laughs around the house holy crap loosen up

  • @vojtamorkes6646
    @vojtamorkes6646 4 года назад

    Wow...shots fired

  • @HemlockRidge
    @HemlockRidge 4 года назад

    Wow. Officer Crazy Chicken has a REAL "Cop Face", wouldn't want to play poker with him. Fireman Two First Names looks like Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars.

  • @caydenm1989
    @caydenm1989 5 лет назад +4

    Why does the police officer look super mad

    • @jelly16bean
      @jelly16bean 4 года назад

      Cause he works for FWPD and not a real police department like APD

  • @selenabonilla2281
    @selenabonilla2281 4 года назад +1

    Wait, didnt the donut jokes start with police officers?

  • @Phoneixghost
    @Phoneixghost 2 года назад

    They should put a disclaimer on this saying THE CRINGE CAN BE FATAL ffs

  • @TerrifiedTaylorGaming
    @TerrifiedTaylorGaming 4 года назад +1

    How does a mermaid wash its tail?
    It uses Tide.

  • @canter1ter
    @canter1ter Год назад

    Respect for actually making bad jokes for a video called "Bad jokes..."

  • @possiblycreativecomment3021
    @possiblycreativecomment3021 4 года назад

    i could feel the diss in the air

  • @CrakenFlux
    @CrakenFlux 4 года назад

    Fort Worth PD needs to lighten up... that dude takes himself too seriously. It sits badly with the public when the cops and the firemen seem to have a real problem with each other. Bad vibes.

  • @tamalbhowmick4079
    @tamalbhowmick4079 4 года назад

    These were actually bad jokes

  • @va489
    @va489 4 года назад

    LMFAO!!! Love it!