We Bought a PARASITE off the Dark Web!

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  • Опубликовано: 20 фев 2021
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    In this episode, Parker and Chester go on a weird site that claims to sell pet parasites.
    Parker's instagram: @parkerhaj
    Chester's instagram: @snipertrader20
    DISCLAIMER: These videos are produced with the intent entertain and for artistic purposes. No animals were harmed in the making of this episode.

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  • @LuxuryDark
    @LuxuryDark  3 года назад +11935

    Have been gone for a bit, but we're making 2021 *ALL ABOUT THE CONTENT!!* Make sure to smash that *like button* so we can *hit 100,000 likes* and released the *next episode.* Thanks for 2 million subs :) #LUXARMY

  • @peachy_soul7335
    @peachy_soul7335 3 года назад +8317

    Chester's the only human to wear sunglasses while being sick
    (Omg, the amount of people loving and hating my comment 😂)

  • @liamdavis7502
    @liamdavis7502 3 года назад +20565

    “let’s take you to the hospital” “i don’t have health insurance”💀💀💀

  • @Soccerover
    @Soccerover 17 дней назад +128

    “He’s been moaning in his room non stop💀💀💀💀”

    • @PeintoPaint
      @PeintoPaint 15 дней назад +7

      ICSNTSTOP GIGGLIJG AT THIS COMMENTHRWHWHWHWHAHA

    • @Badassoctoling69
      @Badassoctoling69 8 дней назад +3

      Haha, that's funny

    • @lyvuui
      @lyvuui 8 дней назад

      @@Badassoctoling69why do u talk like that.

    • @Badassoctoling69
      @Badassoctoling69 7 дней назад +2

      @@lyvuui like what?

    • @Joan-Vasco
      @Joan-Vasco 7 дней назад +1

      LMAO

  • @BL0XIANNA
    @BL0XIANNA 13 дней назад +52

    7:03
    “Let me take you to a hospital”
    “I don’t have health insurance”

  • @regularguy2653
    @regularguy2653 3 года назад +3583

    Parasite: enters a kids brain
    School nurse: I C E P A C K

  • @shaheer6792
    @shaheer6792 3 года назад +6488

    Chester: Almost dies because of the parasites
    Parker: Let’s try to hit 100,000 likes for the next episode 😎

  • @Gojo_Satoru1235
    @Gojo_Satoru1235 18 дней назад +95

    “I don’t think he’s a doctor bro.” Subtitle: “DOCTOR chewing.”

  • @starx-en4sl
    @starx-en4sl 26 дней назад +26

    Oh naw bro as soon as I see that thing coming towards me I’m zooming like the flash💀💀💀

  • @Megs-dp2pm
    @Megs-dp2pm 3 года назад +1012

    "Chester, are you okay??"
    "Yeah i'm fine, i'm just feeling really sick-
    Chester-

  • @patriciaadams6000
    @patriciaadams6000 2 года назад +2495

    chester on life of luxury: "i am big brain"
    chest on luxurydark: "i am not big brain"

  • @user-zy7gk5cp3d
    @user-zy7gk5cp3d 15 дней назад +25

    Chester is the only one who will get hurt but parker wont even getbone single hurt😂

  • @Richarllison_Colosso
    @Richarllison_Colosso 7 дней назад +3

    If it were in my city, Chester wouldn't even be able to get care because the hospitals here are so disorganized.

  • @autism21918
    @autism21918 2 года назад +3105

    Chester: “a parasite could be a great pet”
    Also Chester: **literally almost dies cause of the parasite**

  • @wolfgangwoofwoof
    @wolfgangwoofwoof 3 года назад +357

    ,,A parasite would be a great pet!"
    -Chester 2021 a historical sentence to remember

    • @mrsweat2
      @mrsweat2 3 года назад +2

      Oh ok i will buy one

    • @IlovePreKgirls
      @IlovePreKgirls 3 года назад +1

      @@mrsweat2 noooo don't be like that it will kill the mess out of your back

    • @womanstriker2009
      @womanstriker2009 3 года назад +2

      it's funny how in every single one of these, Chester says it'll be good.
      Yet every time, he's the one that gets targeted.

    • @wolfgangwoofwoof
      @wolfgangwoofwoof 3 года назад +2

      @@womanstriker2009 haah,so true XD

    • @Berh
      @Berh 3 года назад +1

      oh frick thats what i said, i didn't look at the comments, i just said the comment first
      HAHHA.

  • @That_1_idiot_
    @That_1_idiot_ 10 дней назад +3

    18:08 When Chester doesn't have his sunglasses on, you know somethings fucked up

  • @Kidamida
    @Kidamida 12 дней назад +3

    6:44 "But he's been moaning"
    Me:ay ay you saf whatt?!
    And did you said non stop?

  • @bigcoinsgtchannel812
    @bigcoinsgtchannel812 3 года назад +711

    Parker: "Chester got a parasite in his body!"
    Doctor Mumley: *chewing beans*

    • @thiscatisg4495
      @thiscatisg4495 3 года назад +18

      and he said 𝑦𝑢ℎ

    • @urmom4501
      @urmom4501 3 года назад +2

      Corn

    • @sillycomical
      @sillycomical 3 года назад +9

      spooky month

    • @ArifkyGremory
      @ArifkyGremory 3 года назад

      Wtf Growtopia

    • @miko4205
      @miko4205 3 года назад

      WHY CANT U GIVE DA PARASITE TO ME I WILL END HIM WITH A CHALANCHA LIKE PIECE OF S^#^!!! AND ALSO I HAVE KNIFES TO CUTE THEM INTO PIECES

  • @arturclub
    @arturclub 3 года назад +408

    Realizing fact: did you know Chester is the only 1 who gets the viruses and pain

  • @Acro_Besties
    @Acro_Besties 13 дней назад +6

    Petition for Chester to get a worm
    👇

  • @freemoviesguy4035
    @freemoviesguy4035 13 дней назад +5

    Finally Chester is being the brave one😊

  • @Happiest_mf
    @Happiest_mf 3 года назад +333

    Pet stors: *exists*
    Parker and chester: we don't do that here

  • @loveydoveytrash
    @loveydoveytrash 2 года назад +416

    Why does nothing ever attack Parker-
    ITS LITERALLY ALWAYS CHESTER
    Chester at the end rlly said “iM FiNe”

    • @webbedmonkey7293
      @webbedmonkey7293 2 года назад +18

      Because Parker has more than a total of 5 brain cells

    • @drnobody5903
      @drnobody5903 2 года назад +13

      No, it’s because Chester is so attractive

    • @Momoko_Ito
      @Momoko_Ito 2 года назад +4

      @@drnobody5903 what?....

    • @webbedmonkey7293
      @webbedmonkey7293 2 года назад +3

      @xX°Åņåbęļļ°xX Nah, Parker just has plot armour.

    • @kimnamjoon7737
      @kimnamjoon7737 2 года назад +7

      They attack chester because..
      Why not 🙃

  • @user-bn6kj9nf8e
    @user-bn6kj9nf8e 12 дней назад +3

    Can someone just appreciate they are literally dancing with the devil (risking death for short) just for our entertainment!?

  • @user-gb6qs4eo5r
    @user-gb6qs4eo5r 7 дней назад +2

    "A parasite could be a great pet"
    Yeah right 💀

  • @matheossincerre17
    @matheossincerre17 3 года назад +594

    Parasite: kills people
    Chester: I"ll put my finger in that thing, looks fun

  • @shadosman502
    @shadosman502 14 дней назад +2

    Nice editing

  • @ohio2907
    @ohio2907 5 дней назад +3

    the fact this is the only video where chester swears 💀

  • @_._._Phoenix_._._
    @_._._Phoenix_._._ 3 года назад +472

    Chester: literally getting killed by a parasite
    Nurse: ICEEEEE

  • @teddyklink8459
    @teddyklink8459 3 года назад +510

    Parasite breaks out of jar.
    Parker: Lets just get some sleep.

  • @djjasonfigueroa4477
    @djjasonfigueroa4477 11 дней назад +2

    Bro, screaming at the beginning😂😂😂😂

  • @Ava_Bava101
    @Ava_Bava101 16 дней назад +27

    6:39 “Chester’s been moaning in his room nonstop” 💀

  • @naomi3039
    @naomi3039 3 года назад +347

    FunFact: Doctor Mumley was actually the one that sold the parasite to them.

  • @droopyegg800
    @droopyegg800 3 года назад +331

    Cause of death: Chester wanting a demon thinking it’s a friend

    • @isaacbucio9540
      @isaacbucio9540 2 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @amberprichard1762
      @amberprichard1762 2 года назад +4

      xD I actually have a paricite as a pet he just chills in his jar 👍he is chill his name is parry

    • @dtatertot
      @dtatertot 2 года назад +1

      Like usual on this channel lol

    • @kittymeowlover8773
      @kittymeowlover8773 2 года назад

      @@amberprichard1762 NO IT WILL KILL YOU

    • @CheezaWeeza
      @CheezaWeeza 2 года назад +2

      I thought he's the one with the braincells

  • @joeneumann4236
    @joeneumann4236 Месяц назад +2

    This content gives me nightmares but I like your content

  • @Ahmedameer-cd7lu
    @Ahmedameer-cd7lu 12 дней назад +1

    Chester : HELP ME PARKER. worm : home sweet home

  • @itschasecraft3802
    @itschasecraft3802 3 года назад +564

    Chester seriously has a death wish and is literally playing with his life, without Parker, boi he would be a goner 💀

  • @spanishcatholic
    @spanishcatholic 3 года назад +410

    chester: *I WANT THIS DEMON WORM AS A PET*
    also chester in life of luxury: *THATS NOT NORMAL*

  • @user-tg5jf4rs1h
    @user-tg5jf4rs1h Месяц назад +2

    That is the dusting.

  • @dianmez987
    @dianmez987 6 дней назад +2

    Ayo my guy said “he’s been moaning😂😂😂

  • @homeratindhamhome4566
    @homeratindhamhome4566 3 года назад +319

    “Parasite could be a great pet” that is what a character from venom movie would say.

  • @mikaa2575
    @mikaa2575 3 года назад +571

    Imagine having a friend that actually worries about you
    Edit: wth I never had this many likes-

  • @hit1067
    @hit1067 3 дня назад +2

    Bro this video has the most wild and random scenes ☠️

  • @roohinaazthota4543
    @roohinaazthota4543 17 дней назад +5

    paker:lets take u to the hospital
    chester:i dont have a health insurance

  • @kevinuharekzrut
    @kevinuharekzrut 3 года назад +658

    I like how he doesn't even bother taking off he's sunglasses when he goes to sleep

  • @Peeman_0fficial
    @Peeman_0fficial 3 года назад +351

    Chester: THERES A PARASITE IN ME
    Doctor: AdViL

  • @AdanHerrera-jr7lt
    @AdanHerrera-jr7lt 12 дней назад +3

    Let’s just take you to the hospital LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE. -Chester Na I’m good💀💀💀💀

  • @EmailVerified
    @EmailVerified 15 дней назад +2

    THERE IS NO WAY HE SURVIVED THAT

  • @ninjagamingteam454
    @ninjagamingteam454 3 года назад +648

    Chester: "A parasite will be a great pet!"
    The parasite: hippity hoppity
    *Your body is now my property*
    EDIT: so yeah I won't be saying THANK YOU FOR ALLLLLL THOSE LIKESSSSS IWSHJWWVISSHSJSDVSJSH. but yeah all those ppl who actually CARE to like; you're a cool person.

  • @Hrez_1
    @Hrez_1 2 года назад +693

    " A parasite can be a great pet"
    - Chester 2021.

  • @OLIVIASXWRLD
    @OLIVIASXWRLD 7 дней назад +3

    “ A PARASITE CAN BE A GREAT PET 👍”

  • @mitzi_mochi_ochi
    @mitzi_mochi_ochi 19 дней назад +1

    Seeing chester swear "fuck" is so shocking and surprising to me lmao-

  • @lollll_23
    @lollll_23 3 года назад +327

    No one:
    Not even a soul:
    Chester:A parasite Could be a great pet!

  • @aestheticvibes255
    @aestheticvibes255 19 дней назад +10

    *chester*- Its a dangerous pet
    Also chester- ITS COOL TO HAVE 😭😭

  • @tassiegrantham3560
    @tassiegrantham3560 19 дней назад +6

    0:03 Famous last words

  • @jiminsjamlessjamjar3978
    @jiminsjamlessjamjar3978 3 года назад +926

    Chester: *screaming and twitching in pain because a parasite's inside of him*
    Also Chester: *still puts his sunglasses on*

  • @maskedsteven2553
    @maskedsteven2553 3 года назад +584

    Normal people: Lets get a dog!
    Chester: LeTs GeT a PaRaSiTe!!1!
    Edit: BRO I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN THIS MANY LIKES ON ANYTHING IN MY LIFE. Thanx. XD

    • @Suga7cookiiez
      @Suga7cookiiez 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @andrewsbxy-andre7097
      @andrewsbxy-andre7097 3 года назад +1

      I was thinking of Glitchtrap... but you can buy a parasite like a centipede. (I’m not sure if they’re actually parasites so please correct me)

    • @afieq_prodemon._kz274
      @afieq_prodemon._kz274 3 года назад +3

      I think Chester might be a little bit crazy in this video😂😂

    • @bronball7881
      @bronball7881 3 года назад +2

      Omg freddy my friend

    • @maskedsteven2553
      @maskedsteven2553 3 года назад +1

      I am no freddy. I am... er... Shreddy.... yes. Im a Shreddy.

  • @danielsmith-ey9xz
    @danielsmith-ey9xz 18 дней назад +2

    "GO PUT SOME COLD WATER ON THAT BRO!"

  • @jeydon7396
    @jeydon7396 12 дней назад +1

    First time seeing Chester without his sunglasses. Worth it to watch till the end haha

  • @picklejarvlogs6794
    @picklejarvlogs6794 2 года назад +186

    *completely normal exotic pets like cats and dogs*
    Chester: let's get a parasite!

  • @douglasbreuer3121
    @douglasbreuer3121 2 года назад +231

    chester: almost dies
    end of the video chester: doesn't remember anything that happend and says he's fine.

  • @denisarobinson8141
    @denisarobinson8141 7 дней назад +1

    I don't know why all of the monsters go after Chester

  • @Donatefruitstowaterinbloxfruit
    @Donatefruitstowaterinbloxfruit 17 дней назад +2

    Bro paid 2600 dollars on a parasite and the doctor is telling them to pay 25 and they pay 10 💀💀💀

  • @stormhollt6151
    @stormhollt6151 3 года назад +149

    Who wants that These guys should make a movie

  • @bestbud1893
    @bestbud1893 3 года назад +255

    No one:
    Chester:Im fine, it doesn't hurt anymore.

  • @Whipcreambuddha
    @Whipcreambuddha 2 дня назад +1

    Bro could’ve just got a pet off of petsmart💀

  • @Lexi_plays896
    @Lexi_plays896 17 дней назад +2

    4:42 they arive and almost open it

  • @Snivy-kg5dy
    @Snivy-kg5dy 3 года назад +370

    “Chester has been bugging me for a new pet”
    Me: Then go the animal shelter

  • @hmm8139
    @hmm8139 3 года назад +420

    Chester looks overly confident, and Parker looks sleep deprived and annoyed. In every video

    • @BadAtNames17
      @BadAtNames17 3 года назад +26

      really be swapping places compared to Life of Luxury lol

    • @hmm8139
      @hmm8139 3 года назад +6

      @@BadAtNames17
      True

    • @rosacardona2751
      @rosacardona2751 3 года назад +4

      Parker does look annoyed but he’s not he has black eye and he’s tired from not sleeping

    • @x_M00NxL1GHT_x
      @x_M00NxL1GHT_x 3 года назад +1

      Yup

    • @lilacfoods3650
      @lilacfoods3650 3 года назад +3

      Except for life of luxury, then the roles are completely switched

  • @davidkillgore4734
    @davidkillgore4734 5 дней назад +1

    Bro is like this is gonna be the coolest pet you’ve ever seen until that thing goes inside of him what a cool pet

  • @Sakura_dragon842
    @Sakura_dragon842 4 дня назад

    These guys need to be in a movie... Their videos are just

  • @ghxsyt
    @ghxsyt 3 года назад +272

    Chester has a big brain when he said "A parasite is a good pet"

  • @orestispyrgidis2424
    @orestispyrgidis2424 2 года назад +796

    Chester: “a parasite could be a great pet!”
    Me: ''WE ARE VENOM''

  • @ArtistGirl897
    @ArtistGirl897 18 дней назад +2

    No wonder that Worm is called “the bed worm” like do you get it ? The bed worm was with Chester 😂

  • @AllayDude
    @AllayDude 18 дней назад +3

    Why does the "parasite" on the cover of the video look like rob banner from slap battles 😂

  • @frst.4633
    @frst.4633 3 года назад +307

    Chester: a parasite would be a great pet!
    everyone with common sense: *n o*

    • @shadowdrip9156
      @shadowdrip9156 3 года назад +2

      Parker now has common sense

    • @Ker_P
      @Ker_P 3 года назад +4

      not just n o but HELL N O

    • @ibugman9815
      @ibugman9815 3 года назад +3

      Oh I thought I had common sense but I guess not

    • @jasonburns6405
      @jasonburns6405 3 года назад +2

      hell Nah a parisite as a pet N O J U S T N O

    • @samshepherd6951
      @samshepherd6951 3 года назад

      Wow

  • @Liepaaa
    @Liepaaa 3 года назад +469

    Chester: a parasite would be a “great” pet
    Everyone : aah sh*t here we go again

  • @YuriePolicarpio
    @YuriePolicarpio Месяц назад +4

    In luxury life when Parker opens the door Parker always looks at Chester😂

  • @ChaelisacatwFan123
    @ChaelisacatwFan123 7 дней назад +1

    8:47 - 9:40
    X: How many times did you watch?
    Me: Yeah

  • @ct..c0re13
    @ct..c0re13 2 года назад +710

    Chester: “yelling for mum”
    Parker: “Is your mum home?.o.”

  • @thehorrorkid1452
    @thehorrorkid1452 3 года назад +335

    " I think we got ripped of ".
    " *wHaT aRe yOu tALkInG aBoUt* ".
    - Parker 2021 -

  • @LowBudgetLizard
    @LowBudgetLizard 19 часов назад

    “Im just not a worm guy”
    That’s going on Parker’s quotes

  • @dannydevito8494
    @dannydevito8494 3 года назад +254

    Chester in LuxuryDark: “SmOrT”
    Chester in life of luxury: Smart

  • @happyegg4439
    @happyegg4439 3 года назад +419

    Chester: a parasite could be a great pet!
    8hours later
    Chester: AHHHHHHHH

  • @PXAC0
    @PXAC0 15 дней назад +1

    "Bro my pets isn't dangerous"
    The pet:

  • @Coconut_gt-xv4jk
    @Coconut_gt-xv4jk 26 дней назад

    “A parasite could be a great pet”
    WHA-

  • @idkimjustusingyoutube
    @idkimjustusingyoutube 3 года назад +257

    Noone:
    LITERALLY NOONE:
    Chester: **Casually sleeps with shades on**

    • @editzia6510
      @editzia6510 3 года назад +1

      He put on it after he woke up

    • @andrewtaylor.
      @andrewtaylor. 3 года назад +3

      Bro that's not normal glasses it's some medical kind of thing glasses that is put on when he has something wrong with his eye

    • @unicorn_gacha2103
      @unicorn_gacha2103 3 года назад

      Mama dad

    • @sillycomical
      @sillycomical 3 года назад

      I do that.

    • @bluestar3377
      @bluestar3377 3 года назад

      Chester is kinda tacky......... ;-;

  • @Cassidy49
    @Cassidy49 3 года назад +275

    Parker: we cant have a parasite as a pet
    Chester: A pArAsItE wOuLd Be A gReAt PeT

  • @angelawatson3961
    @angelawatson3961 День назад

    Good job for a lot of likes because you guys are the best I cannot stop watching this because I’m gonna subscribe to every video

  • @AlexisCatlover
    @AlexisCatlover 11 дней назад +2

    6:05 first time I heard him swear

  • @user-ul5ci9zu9z
    @user-ul5ci9zu9z 3 года назад +203

    Chester is literally fighting for his life.
    Also Chester: *Is the parasite fine?*

  • @NPCinSchool
    @NPCinSchool 3 года назад +313

    The way he records really and i mean REALLY feels like im watching a movie

  • @Mar_Marz0_0
    @Mar_Marz0_0 14 часов назад

    The way I started gagging when that doctor put his fingers in Chester’s mouth- 😭

  • @LlanLeighdrielleLeano
    @LlanLeighdrielleLeano День назад +1

    bro the pet bite her ❤

  • @MSTR-yr1gq
    @MSTR-yr1gq 3 года назад +148

    "WARNING: Do not touch it directly"
    *Opens box
    "Oh what do we use this gloves for?"

  • @justkree8926
    @justkree8926 2 года назад +444

    Chester: "ill take care of it don't worry."
    Parker: *having to take care of the problem*

  • @megustaelvideo.
    @megustaelvideo. 4 дня назад

    18:07 Me when there is a math exam and I get an A+

  • @SamuelWang-zj6tf
    @SamuelWang-zj6tf 17 дней назад

    The way he said it so calmly like nothing just happened

  • @misterhard113
    @misterhard113 3 года назад +337

    Chester: It hurts! It hurts a lot! Help me bro!!!
    Parker: "Calmly standing and filming it"

  • @AdkinsGamer
    @AdkinsGamer 3 года назад +221

    Parker: I'm still praying 4 chester's health
    Chester: *iM fInE*