We Bought a PARASITE off the Dark Web!
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- Опубликовано: 20 фев 2021
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In this episode, Parker and Chester go on a weird site that claims to sell pet parasites.
Parker's instagram: @parkerhaj
Chester's instagram: @snipertrader20
DISCLAIMER: These videos are produced with the intent entertain and for artistic purposes. No animals were harmed in the making of this episode.
Have been gone for a bit, but we're making 2021 *ALL ABOUT THE CONTENT!!* Make sure to smash that *like button* so we can *hit 100,000 likes* and released the *next episode.* Thanks for 2 million subs :) #LUXARMY
Sup luxary
I subscribed
Wow I am the first loool
Tanks boy
Yay finally
Chester's the only human to wear sunglasses while being sick
(Omg, the amount of people loving and hating my comment 😂)
My life dream is to see it without freshness .
HAHA SO TRUE!!
Yep XD
Always where's them
I wonder why he keeps them on
“let’s take you to the hospital” “i don’t have health insurance”💀💀💀
Welcome to America
lol
ThIs Is AmErIcA
@@kieranonyt yes
😂😂
“He’s been moaning in his room non stop💀💀💀💀”
ICSNTSTOP GIGGLIJG AT THIS COMMENTHRWHWHWHWHAHA
Haha, that's funny
@@Badassoctoling69why do u talk like that.
@@lyvuui like what?
LMAO
7:03
“Let me take you to a hospital”
“I don’t have health insurance”
12:22 12:23 12:23
12:36 12:37
18:24 18:24 18:24 18:24 18:24
Parasite: enters a kids brain
School nurse: I C E P A C K
_t e a_
Relatable 🤣🤣
Hahaahahh
Lol
Magical ice
Chester: Almost dies because of the parasites
Parker: Let’s try to hit 100,000 likes for the next episode 😎
Lol🤣
Savage Parker
😶
Chester be like :no one care me😂😂
Lol
“I don’t think he’s a doctor bro.” Subtitle: “DOCTOR chewing.”
Gojo?
M
Yar
Oh naw bro as soon as I see that thing coming towards me I’m zooming like the flash💀💀💀
The goofy worm coming at you?
"Chester, are you okay??"
"Yeah i'm fine, i'm just feeling really sick-
Chester-
He always says that Lol🤣
"he has been moaning"
what
Anying
He always say that lol🤣
I think Chester is a genius!
chester on life of luxury: "i am big brain"
chest on luxurydark: "i am not big brain"
Life of Luxury : Listen to Chester
LuxuryDark : Listen to Parker
Chester just likes worms😂
So Im not the only one who noticed
@@rachelstone9639 Yas,he does.
Lmao😂
Chester is the only one who will get hurt but parker wont even getbone single hurt😂
TRUE
Fr
uain😂
If it were in my city, Chester wouldn't even be able to get care because the hospitals here are so disorganized.
Chester: “a parasite could be a great pet”
Also Chester: **literally almost dies cause of the parasite**
Lol
Yet Chester never learns his lesson when he almost dies.
Chester at the end of the video : keep an open mind bro
Hahahahahaha
Lol
,,A parasite would be a great pet!"
-Chester 2021 a historical sentence to remember
Oh ok i will buy one
@@mrsweat2 noooo don't be like that it will kill the mess out of your back
it's funny how in every single one of these, Chester says it'll be good.
Yet every time, he's the one that gets targeted.
@@womanstriker2009 haah,so true XD
oh frick thats what i said, i didn't look at the comments, i just said the comment first
HAHHA.
18:08 When Chester doesn't have his sunglasses on, you know somethings fucked up
6:44 "But he's been moaning"
Me:ay ay you saf whatt?!
And did you said non stop?
Parker: "Chester got a parasite in his body!"
Doctor Mumley: *chewing beans*
and he said 𝑦𝑢ℎ
Corn
spooky month
Wtf Growtopia
WHY CANT U GIVE DA PARASITE TO ME I WILL END HIM WITH A CHALANCHA LIKE PIECE OF S^#^!!! AND ALSO I HAVE KNIFES TO CUTE THEM INTO PIECES
Realizing fact: did you know Chester is the only 1 who gets the viruses and pain
Not a fact
It is supreme FACT
It’s he always has glasses ob
@@BillyBobbu yeah your right 😝😝😝😝
Yesss poor Chester
Petition for Chester to get a worm
👇
Finally Chester is being the brave one😊
Pet stors: *exists*
Parker and chester: we don't do that here
You right
His names Parker?
I like stors
@@sillycomical your new her I’m asuming
@@seer9187 i like gear
Why does nothing ever attack Parker-
ITS LITERALLY ALWAYS CHESTER
Chester at the end rlly said “iM FiNe”
Because Parker has more than a total of 5 brain cells
No, it’s because Chester is so attractive
@@drnobody5903 what?....
@xX°Åņåbęļļ°xX Nah, Parker just has plot armour.
They attack chester because..
Why not 🙃
Can someone just appreciate they are literally dancing with the devil (risking death for short) just for our entertainment!?
"A parasite could be a great pet"
Yeah right 💀
Parasite: kills people
Chester: I"ll put my finger in that thing, looks fun
Want you like to FNF mods
Next thing you know the thing moves in his belly
okay?
@@0ferro_ferret016 bro that’s not funny
Chester: *Regrets it*
Nice editing
the fact this is the only video where chester swears 💀
Chester: literally getting killed by a parasite
Nurse: ICEEEEE
Does Chester die
@@bunglebongo3164 I don't think so.......
@@bunglebongo3164 immortal
XD
need dat ice
Parasite breaks out of jar.
Parker: Lets just get some sleep.
I know right
@Rylanbtw08 nah
Lol
@Rylanbtw08 *helps*
they left the jar open :l
Bro, screaming at the beginning😂😂😂😂
6:39 “Chester’s been moaning in his room nonstop” 💀
💀💀💀
💀💀💀
💀💀💀
💀 💀 💀
💀💀💀
FunFact: Doctor Mumley was actually the one that sold the parasite to them.
I was thinking that too
Lol
Stonks
Lol
How do you know
Cause of death: Chester wanting a demon thinking it’s a friend
Lol
xD I actually have a paricite as a pet he just chills in his jar 👍he is chill his name is parry
Like usual on this channel lol
@@amberprichard1762 NO IT WILL KILL YOU
I thought he's the one with the braincells
This content gives me nightmares but I like your content
Chester : HELP ME PARKER. worm : home sweet home
Chester seriously has a death wish and is literally playing with his life, without Parker, boi he would be a goner 💀
So true
boy he weak in da head
@@grinch808 just like me
@@grinch808 jk
Hi
chester: *I WANT THIS DEMON WORM AS A PET*
also chester in life of luxury: *THATS NOT NORMAL*
Ikr
I swear they switch parts between channels
@yeet delete reacts I would
True
That is the dusting.
Ayo my guy said “he’s been moaning😂😂😂
“Parasite could be a great pet” that is what a character from venom movie would say.
If this line doesn't get into the new Venom movie I will cry
I am terrified
Yr i will lichtemen scared
Cry*
Lol why is this so true 🤣
Imagine having a friend that actually worries about you
Edit: wth I never had this many likes-
That would be epic
Yeah I'll always be imagining it :")
That must be nice
Yes just imagine
Yeahh..
Ill never have one
Bro this video has the most wild and random scenes ☠️
paker:lets take u to the hospital
chester:i dont have a health insurance
I like how he doesn't even bother taking off he's sunglasses when he goes to sleep
Ok
Ok
How? 😕🤣
Why ok xD
Yea
Chester: THERES A PARASITE IN ME
Doctor: AdViL
Frrrrr
What is advil
@@Bluespark_animation medicine for a cough lol
@@Bluespark_animation
A pain relief pill
Type of Drug
Let’s just take you to the hospital LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE. -Chester Na I’m good💀💀💀💀
THERE IS NO WAY HE SURVIVED THAT
Chester: "A parasite will be a great pet!"
The parasite: hippity hoppity
*Your body is now my property*
EDIT: so yeah I won't be saying THANK YOU FOR ALLLLLL THOSE LIKESSSSS IWSHJWWVISSHSJSDVSJSH. but yeah all those ppl who actually CARE to like; you're a cool person.
lol
@@snipermonkeythedrip5-starg983 hi :)
nah nah nah "Hippity hoppity you ass is now my property" like bro what
XD
MMmmMmMM. Flesh
" A parasite can be a great pet"
- Chester 2021.
@shut up please
Fine this is you're pet
-Parker 2021
Lol
@GiGA TRIAL MAX #ROBLOX the video posted at 2021 , Bruh
@C D
“ A PARASITE CAN BE A GREAT PET 👍”
Nani?!
Famous last words
Seeing chester swear "fuck" is so shocking and surprising to me lmao-
No one:
Not even a soul:
Chester:A parasite Could be a great pet!
Why is Chester like dis
@@Jotaro993 no idea lmao
WHY CHESTER WHY
Yes
A
*chester*- Its a dangerous pet
Also chester- ITS COOL TO HAVE 😭😭
😂😂😂😂😂noodlol
0:03 Famous last words
Chester: *screaming and twitching in pain because a parasite's inside of him*
Also Chester: *still puts his sunglasses on*
lol ik
BTW hi army💜
Armyyyy
@@someone6056 lol armies are everywhere
ARMY?
Normal people: Lets get a dog!
Chester: LeTs GeT a PaRaSiTe!!1!
Edit: BRO I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN THIS MANY LIKES ON ANYTHING IN MY LIFE. Thanx. XD
Lol
I was thinking of Glitchtrap... but you can buy a parasite like a centipede. (I’m not sure if they’re actually parasites so please correct me)
I think Chester might be a little bit crazy in this video😂😂
Omg freddy my friend
I am no freddy. I am... er... Shreddy.... yes. Im a Shreddy.
"GO PUT SOME COLD WATER ON THAT BRO!"
First time seeing Chester without his sunglasses. Worth it to watch till the end haha
Fkeo
*completely normal exotic pets like cats and dogs*
Chester: let's get a parasite!
@Sarv Aka demon lord Lmao ⁿ⁰
@Sarv Aka demon lord Lmao ⁿ⁰ it's a ⁿ⁰ and a ⁿ⁰
Get a cat instead
@Sarv Aka demon lord Lmao oh
chester: almost dies
end of the video chester: doesn't remember anything that happend and says he's fine.
POOR CHESTER
I don't know why all of the monsters go after Chester
Bro paid 2600 dollars on a parasite and the doctor is telling them to pay 25 and they pay 10 💀💀💀
Who wants that These guys should make a movie
Yes
MEWE
Did you write the sentence with google translate?
Yes they should
They should have Netflix show or tv series
No one:
Chester:Im fine, it doesn't hurt anymore.
LOL
5 secs later: I'm fine... Im just sick🔥
@H2hweh3jsnsnznzbzbbOGG OG like from the movie? Parasyte
Later:
Parker: he has been moaning in his room-
Bro could’ve just got a pet off of petsmart💀
4:42 they arive and almost open it
“Chester has been bugging me for a new pet”
Me: Then go the animal shelter
Oh yeaaaaaa
Why it has to be darkweb:')
@@felicia9587 maybe it's for content video
Bruh- it's for a video they aren't dumb they know where actual pets are.
Yea
Chester looks overly confident, and Parker looks sleep deprived and annoyed. In every video
really be swapping places compared to Life of Luxury lol
@@BadAtNames17
True
Parker does look annoyed but he’s not he has black eye and he’s tired from not sleeping
Yup
Except for life of luxury, then the roles are completely switched
Bro is like this is gonna be the coolest pet you’ve ever seen until that thing goes inside of him what a cool pet
These guys need to be in a movie... Their videos are just
Chester has a big brain when he said "A parasite is a good pet"
Omfg lol😂
Omg 🤣
I can agree
Yep
Its not a good pet
Chester: “a parasite could be a great pet!”
Me: ''WE ARE VENOM''
Venom: TAKE IT BACK-
@@politicalmavenDC PARASITE?!
Venom:Parasite?! Apologise!
@@orestispyrgidis2424 No-
ruclips.net/video/dOBFX5l18VI/видео.html
No wonder that Worm is called “the bed worm” like do you get it ? The bed worm was with Chester 😂
Why does the "parasite" on the cover of the video look like rob banner from slap battles 😂
true lol 😂
Chester: a parasite would be a great pet!
everyone with common sense: *n o*
Parker now has common sense
not just n o but HELL N O
Oh I thought I had common sense but I guess not
hell Nah a parisite as a pet N O J U S T N O
Wow
Chester: a parasite would be a “great” pet
Everyone : aah sh*t here we go again
Yeah why does this guy always think it will be fun but then it's creepy
Cj is his friend
Exactly
Good point buddy
H..help m.e please 💀☠️
In luxury life when Parker opens the door Parker always looks at Chester😂
8:47 - 9:40
X: How many times did you watch?
Me: Yeah
Chester: “yelling for mum”
Parker: “Is your mum home?.o.”
:o
Chester: "we're filming a video!"
Fun fact : only Chester who wear sun glasses when sick
Ooh Parker got a crush
@@Gamer-kc2vp wha
" I think we got ripped of ".
" *wHaT aRe yOu tALkInG aBoUt* ".
- Parker 2021 -
Lol
Hilarious 😂
lmao
XD
She is so stupid guy
“Im just not a worm guy”
That’s going on Parker’s quotes
Chester in LuxuryDark: “SmOrT”
Chester in life of luxury: Smart
This comment deserves more attention
True
True
@@2kbaddies281 thanks 😂😂
True
Chester: a parasite could be a great pet!
8hours later
Chester: AHHHHHHHH
yes
@@tibasf3324 yes what?
Idiot
@@theworldwartoyszero2124 who's an idiot
Haaaaaa
"Bro my pets isn't dangerous"
The pet:
“A parasite could be a great pet”
WHA-
Noone:
LITERALLY NOONE:
Chester: **Casually sleeps with shades on**
He put on it after he woke up
Bro that's not normal glasses it's some medical kind of thing glasses that is put on when he has something wrong with his eye
Mama dad
I do that.
Chester is kinda tacky......... ;-;
Parker: we cant have a parasite as a pet
Chester: A pArAsItE wOuLd Be A gReAt PeT
great pet bite his owner
I watch anime-
@•Weird Weeb• I couldn’t choose 😭😂
@@itsyogirlmakaylaa1398 me to and I just finished demon slayer
Chester is secretly a soup worm
Good job for a lot of likes because you guys are the best I cannot stop watching this because I’m gonna subscribe to every video
6:05 first time I heard him swear
😅
Chester is literally fighting for his life.
Also Chester: *Is the parasite fine?*
Lol
Lol
BRUH LMFAO- 😭😭😭✋
I don’t think the parasite is fine.
@@purotheblackgoo2868 hi puro
The way he records really and i mean REALLY feels like im watching a movie
Wait this is a video I think it is a movie or something
ty
Me to
Exactly
it's super scary 😱😱😱
The way I started gagging when that doctor put his fingers in Chester’s mouth- 😭
bro the pet bite her ❤
"WARNING: Do not touch it directly"
*Opens box
"Oh what do we use this gloves for?"
Nice
these*
True
Parker: Maybe put these gloves on
Chester: Hold on.
Chester really asking to die
Chester: "ill take care of it don't worry."
Parker: *having to take care of the problem*
I hava depretion ;---;
@@luizagabrielacardosorodrig9539: attention seeker
@@luizagabrielacardosorodrig9539 nice spelling
Parker: the dad of this vid
@@luizagabrielacardosorodrig9539 onoh, mii two
18:07 Me when there is a math exam and I get an A+
The way he said it so calmly like nothing just happened
Chester: It hurts! It hurts a lot! Help me bro!!!
Parker: "Calmly standing and filming it"
Parker: SHUT THE F*CK UP im trying to film this sh*t
LOL
@@Lize_2134 LOL LMAO XD 😂
@@Lize_2134 NO ITS NOT RLLY IS mY KING WITH CHETER
Ikr
Parker: I'm still praying 4 chester's health
Chester: *iM fInE*
Boiiii
Lol
Hehe
i think parker just worried about chester