The Alpha Male Side of TikTok (ft. Kurtis Conner)

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

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  • @JamesMarriott
    @JamesMarriott  3 года назад +6730

    For people wondering where my music has gone, my distributor had a mare and removed it 5 days ago. We've since resolved the issue and the music should HOPEFULLY be back up very very soon. I'll make a lot of noise about it on my socials when it's back up, so go and follow me everywhere @JamesMarriottYT

    • @maybejenna
      @maybejenna 3 года назад +15

      AYE FIRST REPLY MATE

    • @milktea6676
      @milktea6676 3 года назад +58

      Does anyone else think James looks like Charli D'Amelio
      Also Aye first furry

    • @roddymayo1419
      @roddymayo1419 3 года назад +2

      Omg thank you

    • @Bloviated
      @Bloviated 3 года назад +3

      sup bruv

    • @alexiggutierrez
      @alexiggutierrez 3 года назад +171

      he had a horse????

  • @desdes5622
    @desdes5622 3 года назад +12107

    Huge red flag: anyone that treats dating like psychological warfare.

    • @kenzieluvrify
      @kenzieluvrify 3 года назад +437

      ULTIMATE red flag 😬

    • @mariaPapagi
      @mariaPapagi 3 года назад +204

      Love is war

    • @tomsharpe2251
      @tomsharpe2251 3 года назад +3

      I thought that is what it was meant to be

    • @faitodeyo7019
      @faitodeyo7019 3 года назад +128

      @@mariaPapagi Anime reference?

    • @mariaPapagi
      @mariaPapagi 3 года назад +71

      @@faitodeyo7019 lol yeah

  • @kelsynicole9135
    @kelsynicole9135 3 года назад +5905

    If a man ever referred to himself as an “alpha male” I would leave so fast. That is the opposite of how to attract women 😂

    • @maryamtara2934
      @maryamtara2934 3 года назад +333

      Exactly!! My question is ... do they believe the nonsense they spout?! It’s gross honestly

    • @JosephFlores-yn4yi
      @JosephFlores-yn4yi 3 года назад +87

      @@maryamtara2934
      believe
      They do

    • @maryamtara2934
      @maryamtara2934 3 года назад +11

      @@JosephFlores-yn4yi
      Omg! 😂

    • @NameSurname-ee4sw
      @NameSurname-ee4sw 3 года назад +84

      An alpha doesn't need to announce to the world that they're aplha

    • @lolalina_
      @lolalina_ 3 года назад +208

      Even believing in this alpha and beta thing is so weak I can't haha
      But this is the thing the more they know how weak they are.. The more they try to hide it behind their "I Am suCh aN aLpHa".. Without realizing it makes them look even more insecure and weak lol

  • @lucy-wv8rk
    @lucy-wv8rk 3 года назад +4119

    "women are like little kids" - why does he like women if they remind him of children then? 🤨

  • @ghostoyster
    @ghostoyster 3 года назад +4839

    new anxiety unlocked: if a guy hits on me and not my friends I will now assume it's because I am ugly

    • @abuckfifty3100
      @abuckfifty3100 3 года назад +243

      That’s the opposite of what you should think

    • @hotcheetos304
      @hotcheetos304 3 года назад +21

      😭

    • @Cupidteez8
      @Cupidteez8 3 года назад +259

      😭🤚
      Lmfaoo! I will be thankful. I don't want NO fcking guy's to hit on me. 😭😭😭😭🤚

    • @tardybloomer
      @tardybloomer 3 года назад +12

      bruh same smh

    • @DiamantisHell
      @DiamantisHell 3 года назад +7

      same

  • @slagggott
    @slagggott 3 года назад +8739

    I feel like these are the kind of people to unironically use the line "I'm not aggressive, I just ooze masculine passion"

    • @theroyalkermit
      @theroyalkermit 3 года назад +348

      wiblur

    • @dimitri7851
      @dimitri7851 3 года назад +9

      What James Marriott. I agree

    • @Sambrett085
      @Sambrett085 3 года назад +108

      isnt that from im in love with an egirl?

    • @x____o9370
      @x____o9370 3 года назад +268

      and did you know i’ve also got depression, self diagnosed thought i would mention

    • @lilyjean926
      @lilyjean926 3 года назад +107

      Ah a fellow mcyt cult member

  • @diadorim3992
    @diadorim3992 3 года назад +2536

    Can you imagine if airports actually had gyms and there would be like just a BUNCH of sweaty people confined to a plane for 12hrs straight

    • @linguisticsnerd433
      @linguisticsnerd433 3 года назад +175

      My personal nightmare

    • @britishempire2326
      @britishempire2326 3 года назад +96

      @@linguisticsnerd433 ALL peoples nightmare

    • @legatoblues13
      @legatoblues13 3 года назад +48

      Implying everyone isn't already sweaty

    • @TheKatarinaGiselle
      @TheKatarinaGiselle 3 года назад +12

      That was literally the only thing I could think about during his tiktok 😂

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 3 года назад +65

      IKR IT'D BE LIKE MIDDLE SCHOOL AFTERNOON CLASS ALL OVER AGAIN💀

  • @piagebot2943
    @piagebot2943 3 года назад +3783

    This guy: women get bored easily
    Also this guy: if she doesn’t smash by the third date you gotta drop her cuz she’s taking advantage of you

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +6

      I like people with long brain. I have long amount of disl*kes btw. Why? Maybe people with short brain disl*ke because jealous of my long amount of subscr*bers. Please have long brain, dear pia

    • @ningningshighnote7325
      @ningningshighnote7325 3 года назад +201

      @@AxxLAfriku not you again

    • @chloevaughn9755
      @chloevaughn9755 3 года назад +101

      @@AxxLAfriku I am horrified and totally intrigued with your Channel...

    • @womanface3684
      @womanface3684 3 года назад +93

      @@AxxLAfriku *confused screaming*

    • @Daniel-oz6qu
      @Daniel-oz6qu 3 года назад +5

      Nah but honestly imagine being cheated on LMAOOOO 💀

  • @Pinely
    @Pinely 3 года назад +8866

    From here on out I only wanna see ball related content on this channel

  • @Monicalia
    @Monicalia 3 года назад +1534

    ''Stop your gf from cheating on you by cheating on her''
    that's actually a mindset a lot of men seem to have - ''you can't cheat on me, but I totally can cheat on you''

    • @angygremlin4423
      @angygremlin4423 3 года назад +103

      Also, how would cheating on your girlfriend keep her from cheating on you? If she didn't know you were cheating but was planning on doing the same thing, nothing would change. The same goes for her being faithful. If she did know, that would encourage most women to either break up with you or to go ahead and cheat since you started sleeping around when she was faithful, thus, it doesn't matter if she starts sleeping around as well. Tik-Tok Alpha/Sigma logic is so faulty it's laughable.

    • @aubreyh1930
      @aubreyh1930 3 года назад +69

      “You can’t kill me if I kill myself first”

    • @Just_Another_Maze
      @Just_Another_Maze 3 года назад +64

      The worst thing is that back in the day it was alright for men to bring in mistresses, have children born out of wedlock, and have sex before marriage. Whilst women couldn't file for divorce (or they would be looked down upon) and weren't allowed to have sex before marriage or with anyone other than their husbands.
      I kinda guess that is where the mindset of "I can cheat but she can't" comes from... I could be wrong though...
      Thanks for listening to my TED talk

    • @thequeenofcringe1585
      @thequeenofcringe1585 3 года назад +40

      That mindset is built on misogynistic foundations.

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 3 года назад +26

      @@Just_Another_Maze ‘alpha males’ following ANY “back in the day” mindsets about women is the biggest reddest flag that ever waved

  • @steph4753
    @steph4753 3 года назад +4673

    Misogyny literally makes Kurtis sick and I wish every man reacted the same way

    • @brennah7591
      @brennah7591 3 года назад +90

      SAME

    • @Markuden
      @Markuden 3 года назад +54

      Just like I hope every woman is against Misandry.

    • @steph4753
      @steph4753 3 года назад +316

      Mark Pray tell, how has misandry effected your life outside of hurting your precious feelings. Have you been fired because of misandry or a misandrist? Have you been harassed or assaulted physically or verbally because of misandry?? Has your government implemented laws that effect your autonomy or freedom purely based on the grounds of your gender?? I know from experience that misogyny is dangerous and harmful but I’ve never actually seen misandry in action. Please explain your very tough experiences being a man

    • @Markuden
      @Markuden 3 года назад +38

      @@steph4753 almost all of them YES. A good example of misandry is you telling making fun of a mans feeling. Just like you just did.

    • @steph4753
      @steph4753 3 года назад +207

      Mark as per my last comment provide some real examples of misandry OTHER than your feelings buddy

  • @Kwiteee
    @Kwiteee 3 года назад +8023

    u look really good in that shirt james

  • @beigeturtleneck7511
    @beigeturtleneck7511 3 года назад +2402

    When a man can throw me around like it’s nothing and knows it, it’s terrifying. My brain doesn’t go ‘wOw hEs So sTrOnG’ it goes ‘this man can easily abuse or kill me and I would have no fighting chance’

    • @madelinegraygray9320
      @madelinegraygray9320 3 года назад +164

      EXACTLY

    • @mayholland9474
      @mayholland9474 3 года назад +229

      Same!!! That statement seriously triggered my anxiety. I definitely would not feel safe around someone like that, especially bc I'm really small.

    • @littlebug6746
      @littlebug6746 3 года назад +218

      If somebody is able to lift me and throw me, i’d immediately leave. Because once they know they can, they might do it when they’re mad, so i’m not taking that chance

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 3 года назад +12

      SAME

    • @thequeenofcringe1585
      @thequeenofcringe1585 3 года назад +125

      I have a hell of a lot of fight in me, but I’m about 5’2. If some guy tries to show me how strong he is, I immediately see it as a red flag. I worry about how he would react if I told him that I don’t like men, or if I told him that I have a boyfriend to drive him off. I’ve been mentally and emotionally abused before, I don’t want to risk being physically abused. I may be a scrappy person, but I don’t think I would be able to put up a fight against someone like that unless I have some sort of weapon, like a knife.

  • @plotspoints
    @plotspoints 3 года назад +5659

    i actually really appreciate them calling out toxic masculinity. people shouldn’t be viewing these alpha tiktoks and thinking that these attitudes and ideas are normal or good.

    • @elenajane8728
      @elenajane8728 3 года назад +70

      Nice name

    • @livviemon
      @livviemon 3 года назад +222

      yeah and i think it's really important that they as men are calling it out too, because a lot of men just clearly don't listen to women, we've known this lol. plus they're also setting good examples for other guys

    • @archiehutchinsonhutchinson8326
      @archiehutchinsonhutchinson8326 3 года назад +7

      They are normal ideas, you alt left have tried to change the idea of masculinity, also one of the reasons men have far less test these days

    • @choccymylk1900
      @choccymylk1900 3 года назад +132

      @@archiehutchinsonhutchinson8326 you really think sunbathing your balls is a normal idea?

    • @plotspoints
      @plotspoints 3 года назад +123

      @@archiehutchinsonhutchinson8326 they might be normal in the sense that they have been around for a long time and many people subscribe to them but staking the idea of masculinity upon rigid roles and standards, seeking control in personal relationships, and prioritizing physical shows of strength over emotional intelligence is not healthy, productive, or even achievable for the average man.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +6792

    Just when you thought Tik Tok content couldn't get any worse

    • @Bloviated
      @Bloviated 3 года назад +14

      yea...

    • @godsonbandit2963
      @godsonbandit2963 3 года назад +35

      @dead human and redditors

    • @trees____383
      @trees____383 3 года назад +14

      @dead human yeah idk why people act like a specific a social media place isn’t gonna have a bunch of assholes and that they somehow ruin the whole app. like, cooperations are trying to maximize income why would they give you things you hate so that you’d delete the app and tell that it’s terrible to the people around you?? every app has those communities and if you downloaded that app and had those communities still on your fyp after like a month i have something to tell you...
      like you’re not cool for not having twitter jack. you’re not better than us all you’re telling me is that you’re apart of no groups or communities (stan, educational, hell even school etc.)

    • @topblokeharvey
      @topblokeharvey 3 года назад +9

      Apparently (sources from the replies), I’m not allowed to have an opinion on whether I like TikTok or not.

    • @trees____383
      @trees____383 3 года назад +23

      @@topblokeharvey no you can like it or not. i personally don’t have it and i never had. the problem is that people act like all bad things come from one app and they act like they’re better for not having those apps. i don’t like instagram because it makes me feel insecure but that’s because i’m the person who follows those people. however, you’ll never catch me hating on the app itself because it’s not inherently bad

  • @DavidFlowers777
    @DavidFlowers777 3 года назад +549

    The funniest thing about "alpha males" is that the trend has gone so far, you cannot distinguish the serious posts from the fake ones. If you told me that all the tiktoks were parodies I would've believed you, because they are that absurd

    • @heyimjay4730
      @heyimjay4730 Год назад

      Plus, all of it is based off of fake facts that were disproved decades ago- "Alphas" don't exist in wolves. The idea of a "top dog" is something humanity heard vaguely about and ran with- wolves dont work that way 🤦‍♂

  • @lilmeowmeow8935
    @lilmeowmeow8935 3 года назад +4627

    "Women are like children" um exuces me while I just...
    📱
    👮‍♂️👮‍♀️

    • @Daniel-oz6qu
      @Daniel-oz6qu 3 года назад +193

      Eurgh the way he said it was iffy

    • @zanibrehman45
      @zanibrehman45 3 года назад +39

      Yoongi!!

    • @Donutsmakemegonuts
      @Donutsmakemegonuts 3 года назад +248

      If I’m like a child does that mean the man has to pay for everything and feed me👀. I can just play video games and complain and not have to work ever again?

    • @lilmeowmeow8935
      @lilmeowmeow8935 3 года назад +170

      @@Donutsmakemegonuts yes excatly, you also dont have to what he says etheir cuz children are "rebelious". Be careful though cuz he might cheat and adopt another kid😔

    • @cheruwu9659
      @cheruwu9659 3 года назад +140

      "women are like children" stop going after 16 year olds then??

  • @billybobfrank11
    @billybobfrank11 3 года назад +2119

    I love their complete misunderstanding of what testosterone is and how hormones work. They just associate it with manliness and ran with it lol. I’m a cardiac nurse and I’ve seen patients that got too many testosterone injections (not for the purposes of transitioning) end up with cardiac issues!

    • @dannydamnmendez
      @dannydamnmendez 3 года назад +418

      Real men get heart faliure GRRRRR YEEEAHHH

    • @screemingslay5415
      @screemingslay5415 3 года назад +21

      Oh shi--

    • @mattuwu9978
      @mattuwu9978 3 года назад +333

      Also the fact that excess testosterone (in a person who already produces higher levels of testosterone) is converted back into estrogen. That’s why men who abuse steroids tend to have fatty pectorals; the estrogen by-product basically creates breasts.

    • @chickenskink1
      @chickenskink1 3 года назад +65

      @@mattuwu9978 I was wondering why pecs sometimes look like that!

    • @harryathornton4463
      @harryathornton4463 3 года назад +22

      @@mattuwu9978 mind = blown

  • @renny489
    @renny489 3 года назад +429

    “Women are like lil kids, when they bored they cheat.”
    Things men say is probably the reason why I’m gay lol

    • @nataliemoraes2033
      @nataliemoraes2033 3 года назад +19

      I am surprised i am not gay

    • @phatfeesh5738
      @phatfeesh5738 3 года назад +14

      Yeah but also men cheat twice as much on average. Does that make them infants?

    • @pipersolanas3322
      @pipersolanas3322 3 года назад +2

      @@phatfeesh5738 absolutely

    • @eloramolano8038
      @eloramolano8038 2 года назад

      I ain't suprised, and I'm probably sticking to women

    • @Jmmmmama
      @Jmmmmama 2 года назад

      That was a wild way to admit his gf’s cheat on him

  • @StephanieBoothEDV
    @StephanieBoothEDV 3 года назад +1838

    Kurtis just inching off the camera in absolute mortification when that guy was saying women are like little kids...big mood

  • @krk6216
    @krk6216 3 года назад +2131

    Idk about y’all but when I am bored I don’t cheat on my boyfriend.. I crochet or take a walk or something

    • @allilong5005
      @allilong5005 3 года назад +263

      personally I like to collect rocks in my free time

    • @abracabadass
      @abracabadass 3 года назад +318

      sometimes when I'm bored I get a boyfriend just so I can cheat on him #justgirlythings

    • @meliora2188
      @meliora2188 3 года назад +47

      I just play some slime rancher or animal crossing or I read’

    • @Skrogansauce
      @Skrogansauce 3 года назад +128

      @@abracabadass #Gatekeep #Gaslight #Girlboss

    • @arriverderci8337
      @arriverderci8337 3 года назад +53

      When I'm bored I sniff air. Very time consuming

  • @saga685
    @saga685 3 года назад +870

    Kurtis: "Alfalfa"
    James: "..."
    Kurtis: "Al...Alfalfa"
    James: "I don't understa-"
    Kurtis: "ALFALFA"
    Edit: corrected the spelling of Kurtis’ name, before I get another ‘Curtis Konner’ comment

  • @luci.ana777
    @luci.ana777 3 года назад +4003

    kurtis and James are becoming my favourite duo.. pls do more collabs you guys are so funny together

  • @RØNIN_232
    @RØNIN_232 3 года назад +2235

    I dont think I've ever seen such toxic and alpha masculinity in the same place
    Thanks for all the likes

    • @bekcha4170
      @bekcha4170 3 года назад +178

      As a girl, guy calling himself an alpha male not ironically, is one of the biggest red flags you can get.

    • @RØNIN_232
      @RØNIN_232 3 года назад +52

      @@bekcha4170 yeah that's probably the clearest red flag you can get

    • @valkyrie2832
      @valkyrie2832 3 года назад +49

      @@bekcha4170 Yeah, anytime I see a guy do that I literally wanna throw up lmao

    • @jaejudges2442
      @jaejudges2442 3 года назад +22

      @@bekcha4170 i think even to guys, that’s when you know you gotta run tf away

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 3 года назад +18

      Its a red flag for everybody except the “alpha males” in question lmaoo

  • @thefrog2849
    @thefrog2849 3 года назад +232

    red flag in men: they call themselves alpha males/call other men beta males

    • @sofiacch355
      @sofiacch355 3 года назад +26

      Also refer to women and girls as females

    • @erenjaeger1738
      @erenjaeger1738 3 года назад

      @@sofiacch355 wym by that ?

  • @genderlessmonster4284
    @genderlessmonster4284 3 года назад +3133

    Imagine if women were like this. YAAAS QUEEN MY ESTROGEN LEVELS HIGH💅💪

    • @Jerriska
      @Jerriska 3 года назад +498

      Lmao yea hormone imbalance is tight 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Baer99Z
      @Baer99Z 3 года назад +394

      Okay but also excess testosterone gets converted into estrogen so that's kinda what these guys are doing...

    • @donnerblitzen1388
      @donnerblitzen1388 3 года назад +40

      Yeah, always thought that men had more testosterone than estrogen and vice versa with women.

    • @Subllama
      @Subllama 3 года назад +275

      Alpha females STAND UP 🧬📈

    • @JosephFlores-yn4yi
      @JosephFlores-yn4yi 3 года назад +61

      @@donnerblitzen1388 i think thats actually how it works
      But the deal is that you should have balance
      Cuz if you have too much of one that can cause problems
      Im not sure tho

  • @Boogiewoodle
    @Boogiewoodle 3 года назад +1072

    POV ur Russell Hartley: “Girls aren’t like little kids....they’re like horses, duh🙄”

    • @maryamtara2934
      @maryamtara2934 3 года назад +8

      Yikes gross

    • @gloobusgleebus
      @gloobusgleebus 3 года назад +64

      You gotta have a full stable bro duh 😎

    • @Boogiewoodle
      @Boogiewoodle 3 года назад +8

      @@maryamtara2934 it’s a Kurtis Connor joke.

    • @Boogiewoodle
      @Boogiewoodle 3 года назад +31

      @@gloobusgleebus “yessir, yessir. Gotta be prepared for the mares to come and leave the stable at any time”

    • @blackparademistress1
      @blackparademistress1 3 года назад

      *they’re

  • @katyk829
    @katyk829 3 года назад +929

    I was having a panic attack over the death of my mom. She died suddenly of heart failure. I was going to put on music to self harm to, and this was in my recommended. It really helped. You guys will never understand the effect you can have on people you will never meet. Thank you so much

    • @pranamyapremanand9846
      @pranamyapremanand9846 3 года назад +142

      I'm so sorry for your loss !
      I hope you can find within yourself the strength to get through this.
      I really hope you don't end up harming yourself, but even if you do just know that you're coping as best you can, and try talking to people around you that love you.
      Sending you lots of love ♡
      Because I care, all the way from india.

    • @suhannap5182
      @suhannap5182 3 года назад +96

      I’m sorry for your loss, but please do not self harm! I don’t know you but I care about you and I’m here to talk if you need to❤️

    • @U._.D
      @U._.D 3 года назад +59

      You are so strong, please keep on keeping on! Also, remember that your mom still loves you, so don't give up, you got this

    • @thatsprettylunchean
      @thatsprettylunchean 3 года назад +38

      Nooo don't hurt yourself :(
      I can't understand your pain but I get that it feels to unbearable to even fix it letting some tears out but self-harm is never going to be the solution. Hope you can get better with time and always remember, even if she's not here in a tangible form, your mom is going to always be with you from now on.
      p.s. sorry for the (probably) bad grammar.

    • @aarnzoo5124
      @aarnzoo5124 3 года назад +30

      I’m so so sorry to hear of your loss, my deepest condolences. Wherever your mum is now, I hope she is happy, healthy and watching over you right now. I can’t even imagine the pain you must be in right now, but I want you to know that you are strong, beautiful and loved, and this hard time will eventually pass. Also please don’t self harm. If you ever feel like you’re struggling, remember that there are always hotlines available and your loved ones for you! Lots of love, stay safe 💞

  • @laquica5299
    @laquica5299 3 года назад +1239

    Fun fact I learned in my forensic psychology class, that study’s have found that SA offenders showed a higher testosterone level

    • @maggienhan8725
      @maggienhan8725 3 года назад +121

      This is going to be stuck in my head forever now :D

    • @sophsm9860
      @sophsm9860 3 года назад +187

      Let’s be honest no ones surprised by that 😕

    • @pyrrhicvictoly
      @pyrrhicvictoly 3 года назад +151

      All violent crimes, actually, and in both men and women. Roid rage is what happens when you have too much testosterone.

    • @duplicaitx
      @duplicaitx 3 года назад +10

      what does SA stand for? Sorry I’m stupid🤣

    • @fluffy9860
      @fluffy9860 3 года назад +31

      @@duplicaitx S*xual Assault

  • @KreeZafi
    @KreeZafi 3 года назад +1089

    I can't speak for all women, but I can at least anecdotally say that for me it's a HUGE turn-off having to "fight" or "compete" for a man. If he isn't willingly choosing me then I don't want him.

    • @JosephFlores-yn4yi
      @JosephFlores-yn4yi 3 года назад +59

      Similar to how some men dont like hard to get girls

    • @user-so7nd5zl2b
      @user-so7nd5zl2b 3 года назад +73

      SAME. it just feels like they’re immature idk. It applies to women too

    • @razzle8140
      @razzle8140 3 года назад +5

      Exactly

    • @JosephFlores-yn4yi
      @JosephFlores-yn4yi 3 года назад +11

      @@user-so7nd5zl2b its like they want to feel desirable and put in a pedestal

    • @HK-jb6hi
      @HK-jb6hi 3 года назад +72

      It’s extremely toxic for a person to purposefully emotionally manipulate their partner into feeling insecure just so they stay with them that’s... abuse?

  • @medication_generation
    @medication_generation 3 года назад +4152

    have a woman describe the perfect man, watch her describe a decent human being...
    have a man describe the perfect woman, watch him describe a child-

    • @helloimellieful
      @helloimellieful 3 года назад +540

      You know, this tea is too hot for a lot of people. I am not one of those people.

    • @yelenperfection5082
      @yelenperfection5082 3 года назад +35

      @@helloimellieful lmaoo

    • @ethanbutler7866
      @ethanbutler7866 3 года назад +30

      Yes because we're all nonces lmao

    • @thatsprettylunchean
      @thatsprettylunchean 3 года назад +76

      @@ethanbutler7866 #NOTALLMAN :(

    • @ethanbutler7866
      @ethanbutler7866 3 года назад +69

      @@thatsprettylunchean I'm not one of those people I just found the way this was worded pretty funny. I'm guessing they don't actually mean all men anyway

  • @justagamergirl
    @justagamergirl 3 года назад +777

    i honestly just hate the guy who said to single out the ugliest friend in the group because that has literally happened to me and it feels like shit

    • @mardy_bum
      @mardy_bum 3 года назад +195

      Ugh those guys suck, and they think they are sooo smart and geniuses on women's psychology

    • @leena2140
      @leena2140 3 года назад +127

      they just look like walking red flags to every woman watching

    • @meghanmccrary9317
      @meghanmccrary9317 3 года назад +110

      men think if they don’t want to fuck us then we have no value 🙄 so messed up

    • @thequeenofcringe1585
      @thequeenofcringe1585 3 года назад +85

      If I met a group of friends I’d compliment all of them because I love women and want to try to help them feel better about themselves, and men deserve to feel pretty or cute, too.

    • @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591
      @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 3 года назад +34

      @@thequeenofcringe1585 that's so sweet

  • @matildagangl-c5200
    @matildagangl-c5200 3 года назад +495

    Having to much testosterone is super dangerous symptoms include : headaches, heart and liver problems, high blood pressure, infertility and low sperme count, insomnia, difficulty urinaning, weight gain. Wow so manly XD

    • @ariela4102
      @ariela4102 3 года назад +24

      Holy shit
      I'm a woman with incredibly high testosterone levels and you, my friend, have granted me an epiphany

    • @matildagangl-c5200
      @matildagangl-c5200 3 года назад +3

      @@ariela4102 How so? If your testosterone is very high you should consult a doctor to get you on proper treatment

    • @ariela4102
      @ariela4102 3 года назад +17

      @@matildagangl-c5200 my doctor put me on BC and that's it. But I just realised why I have so much trouble losing weight

    • @TheRebbeccaBlack
      @TheRebbeccaBlack 3 года назад +42

      And having higher testosterone increases the chances of premature balding. Sooo alpha lmao

    • @matildagangl-c5200
      @matildagangl-c5200 3 года назад +3

      @@ariela4102 Ok well happy to epiphany you lol

  • @tecc
    @tecc 3 года назад +3007

    The reality is a lot of women prefer what these guys dub “beta” characteristics. It’s guys who love the alpha male persona. So-called alpha males aren’t trying to impress women. They’re trying to impress other men. Idk about you guys, but that sounds a tad homoerotic. Maybe they’re just going through some stuff and overcompensating, making them absolutely insufferable. Hope they figure it out.

    • @ceton1843
      @ceton1843 3 года назад +55

      Exactly

    • @aubreyh1930
      @aubreyh1930 3 года назад +248

      If they like manly shit so much why don’t they just date men 😒

    • @whateverworksmate.721
      @whateverworksmate.721 3 года назад +143

      This is a great take for June. Happy pride y'all. 🏳️‍🌈

    • @person-bi3fh
      @person-bi3fh 3 года назад +81

      f r u i t y

    • @941zeke
      @941zeke 3 года назад +6

      Look majority of men spend to impress a woman, most women just have their value already

  • @bishidk928
    @bishidk928 3 года назад +919

    watching them slowly get comfortable with each other is so wholesome

    • @pierced_veil
      @pierced_veil 3 года назад +10

      ikr! (hey fellow weeb :D)

    • @sanjulkapoor6637
      @sanjulkapoor6637 3 года назад +53

      it's so cute plsss😭

    • @Mia-sj3sk
      @Mia-sj3sk 3 года назад +8

      @@sanjulkapoor6637 really !!! 😭

  • @cheyenne5926
    @cheyenne5926 3 года назад +412

    “I’m such a cute little alpha 🥺👉👈” when I tell u I screamed

    • @jessicatgrowl7614
      @jessicatgrowl7614 3 года назад +8

      This is how I imagine all dudes saying they’re alphas now.

  • @lxlighty
    @lxlighty 3 года назад +672

    Imagine getting on a 3 hour flight and getting stuck sitting next to the guy who just spent 2 hours ego lifting in the airport gym.

    • @cdf7923
      @cdf7923 3 года назад

      What's wrong with lifting weights?

    • @lxlighty
      @lxlighty 3 года назад +31

      @@cdf7923 I didn’t say there was anything wrong with lifting weights 🙈

    • @cdf7923
      @cdf7923 3 года назад +2

      @@lxlighty cool.

    • @existenceispain4333
      @existenceispain4333 3 года назад +48

      @@cdf7923 one word. Stinky.

    • @TheAveragePalico
      @TheAveragePalico 3 года назад +4

      I hate that I can smell this

  • @TaraCarmelina
    @TaraCarmelina 3 года назад +679

    I bet if women started to complain about an issue that predominantly affected women like (off the top of my head) not being respected and taken seriously, these are the men that would complain about men being taught to repress their emotions, as a way to silence women.
    But these are the men causing those issues, they don’t want to express their feminine side. Everyone is both masculine and feminine - it’s impossible to be just one.

    • @ryleeosborne1758
      @ryleeosborne1758 3 года назад +18

      PREACH

    • @emstink
      @emstink 3 года назад +82

      Ugh I hate this... Like I remember years ago, there was a letter written into an online newspaper about the conditions in abused women's shelters, and in the comments there were loads of men complaining that they weren't talking about male shelters and that everyone hates men and men are so discriminated against... So I suggested they write a letter in about male shelters as well, and they got all pissy and refused.... then the same woman decided to write in a letter about male domestic violence (it just took her longer to do since she couldn't base it off personal experience) and in the comments, lots of the same commenters were all like... "Ha that's so gay, imagine getting beaten up by a girl lol"... 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ WHAT 🤦‍♀️

    • @nanettevillegas745
      @nanettevillegas745 3 года назад +2

      @@emstink link?

    • @shrisiva4016
      @shrisiva4016 3 года назад +14

      Ugh with the victims blaming, men's problems are their fault, this is like saying FGM is women's fault because most of the people doing it are women. Men aren't a monolith.

    • @ispentalldayatYT
      @ispentalldayatYT 3 года назад +10

      Its sad that femininity is being seen as a weakness that guys and girls hide that side of them, to avoid judgement.

  • @skittscoot1410
    @skittscoot1410 3 года назад +300

    “If you can’t abuse your woman, she won’t recognize you as the alpha” bro 😂 at least we know these weirdos are the minority, thank god for men like kurtis and james 🙌🏻

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 3 года назад +21

      Yep my only consolation is how widely well received these videos mocking misogynistic “alpha” men are.

  • @papawater8231
    @papawater8231 3 года назад +1405

    10:51 KURTIS REACTION TO “women are like little kids” HAS ME FUCKING SCREAMINGGG💀😂😂😂

    • @camillej4223
      @camillej4223 3 года назад +60

      He is the best 😭😭😂😂😂😂🙌🙌

    • @livviemon
      @livviemon 3 года назад +50

      i love him so much omg

    • @ryleeosborne1758
      @ryleeosborne1758 3 года назад +42

      I kept rewatching it over and over its so funny

    • @papawater8231
      @papawater8231 3 года назад +28

      @@ryleeosborne1758 I watched it at least 5 times back and I was just crying laughing

    • @suha.14
      @suha.14 3 года назад +7

      Yhhh

  • @sam-jf7lk
    @sam-jf7lk 3 года назад +2044

    YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY TIMES IVE REWATCHED THE OTHER KURTIS AND JAMES COLLAB IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS

    • @Bloviated
      @Bloviated 3 года назад +14

      SAMEEEEEEEE

    • @lewistyler5900
      @lewistyler5900 3 года назад +6

      Same lol

    • @sanjulkapoor6637
      @sanjulkapoor6637 3 года назад +17

      BESTIE SAME LITERALLY 2 FAV PPL OF MINE

    • @tiasapphire3267
      @tiasapphire3267 3 года назад +1

      YESS

    • @margaretkn12
      @margaretkn12 3 года назад +3

      right!?!? I’m loving how often they collab and how they just keep getting funnier together

  • @Thatssoshrimple
    @Thatssoshrimple 3 года назад +611

    The trans men needed this to get the testosterone thank you tiktok for showing us how to get testosterone without pills

    • @mattuwu9978
      @mattuwu9978 3 года назад +54

      *injections or patches. Testosterone cannot be taken through pills, as pills are processed through the liver (which doesn’t react well to testosterone).

    • @S.M.9
      @S.M.9 3 года назад +8

      Me taking notes even though I take shots

    • @guydisorder
      @guydisorder 3 года назад +2

      kinda off topic but i rlly like ur awesamdude profile picture :D

    • @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591
      @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 3 года назад +25

      @@mattuwu9978 ohh never knew that, always wondered why that's the case
      ALSO, folks can use little goo packets that you rub on yourself daily(?) then boom, that's it, no injections if you don't like that.

    • @mattuwu9978
      @mattuwu9978 3 года назад +26

      @@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 yeah, that’s a gel form of testosterone, which I personally categorize under patches. “Topical” may have been a better word to use.
      I went with the injections because topical hormone therapy can be tricky sometimes, and isn’t as reliable. 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @NikocadoAvocado
    @NikocadoAvocado 3 года назад +4592

    I hope you get your music back, sweetie. ❤️

    • @singingsimmers1829
      @singingsimmers1829 3 года назад +597

      Who else to promote the reinstatement of the legend James Marriott’s music, than nikocado avocado

    • @pixelinnie
      @pixelinnie 3 года назад +414

      oh god

    • @dan-mh9ql
      @dan-mh9ql 3 года назад +422

      perfect relationship

    • @bendumb8961
      @bendumb8961 3 года назад +295

      Never knew he watched his content

    • @generalgrievous3422
      @generalgrievous3422 3 года назад +156

      James do a collab with Nikocado

  • @Jodiejg76
    @Jodiejg76 3 года назад +737

    I love how there's 2 alpha, beta and omega sides of tiktok and they are complete opposites

    • @rainbowofdeathoof8820
      @rainbowofdeathoof8820 3 года назад +28

      Was waiting for this comment lol

    • @beccacatherine1143
      @beccacatherine1143 3 года назад +141

      please don't let james and kurtis find out about ao3

    • @savannahmorgan772
      @savannahmorgan772 3 года назад +47

      @@beccacatherine1143 let alone wattpad

    • @katiey4005
      @katiey4005 3 года назад +5

      NO YOUR PFP STOP AJDJAJDJAJJS

    • @jamierosefaz1641
      @jamierosefaz1641 3 года назад +108

      I was thinking he exact things! I hope some of these alpha guys were looking through their alpha tags and came across debates about knotting and slick

  • @asjedynak1862
    @asjedynak1862 3 года назад +236

    Alpha male tips are like astrology for men

    • @potmki6601
      @potmki6601 3 года назад +38

      ✨balls magic✨

    • @Jmmmmama
      @Jmmmmama 2 года назад +4

      Ballsack in retrograde

  • @kailorat
    @kailorat 3 года назад +1383

    As a trans guy, I’ve been diligently taking notes this entire video

    • @rileyd593
      @rileyd593 3 года назад +127

      I’m also a trans dude so I’m doing the same thing.

    • @anushka4443
      @anushka4443 3 года назад +72

      Trans guys are the best type of guys😭✋

    • @kezibeeart3552
      @kezibeeart3552 3 года назад +62

      That’s right ingest that b o r o n

    • @ukrivu
      @ukrivu 3 года назад +150

      i, too, am a trans man and am very grateful to know that i can just stand in sun with my balls out instead of going trough all the trouble of being accepted for hormone therapy when i'm a legal adult
      but i would have to rate it 2/10 for obvious reasons

    • @JosephFlores-yn4yi
      @JosephFlores-yn4yi 3 года назад +23

      So...
      Are "trans guys" gals that became guys or guys that became gals?
      No offense is just that i dont know how this works

  • @hughprater1410
    @hughprater1410 3 года назад +171

    PLEASE THE "BIGPENIS STARING AT THE CORNFEALD" KILLED ME AND IDK WHY

  • @infinite5imal
    @infinite5imal 3 года назад +127

    Bro it's hard being female with creeps like those around
    And the fact that they have a platform and other men listen to them is so much more worrying to me. Shit sucks, I'm glad I haven't had the need to get out of my house in over a year, I'm really scared to have to navigate the world again

    • @ebuslamentee5963
      @ebuslamentee5963 Год назад +1

      Dont worry, randos who stay in their room all day dont actually threaten you on the street so youll be fine most likely, unless you live in Portland or Chicago or something

  • @BluesDank
    @BluesDank 3 года назад +651

    dont ever @ me again

  • @Flyn4thewin
    @Flyn4thewin 3 года назад +123

    An airport where you can lift while waiting for a flight would have the SMELLIEST airplanes in existence. Imagine being jammed into a flight with 40 people fresh from the gym.

  • @kc-eq4tk
    @kc-eq4tk 3 года назад +25

    It's funny that usually these guys think respecting women and treating them like people is 'beta' and unlikeable, but the shit they think is 'alpha' is literally repulsive

  • @megann9732
    @megann9732 3 года назад +209

    i love jame forcing his friends to watch cursed videos and then just wheezing at their disappointment

  • @orsarisi
    @orsarisi 3 года назад +384

    I wish the algorithm slipped in some omegaverse tiktoks. I feel like that would've been a fun rabbit hole to watch them fall down.

    • @stickysocks6369
      @stickysocks6369 3 года назад +7

      No, don't do this to my boys 🤣

    • @cadenceolivia6304
      @cadenceolivia6304 3 года назад +18

      I simultaneously wish that it happened and I’m also really really glad that didn’t happen

    • @thatsprettylunchean
      @thatsprettylunchean 3 года назад +2

      Omega?? They are so manly that they don't even exist in this plane of existence now?

    • @purplestar4214
      @purplestar4214 3 года назад +1

      Omegaverse!?😳

  • @isjsshhssjskej
    @isjsshhssjskej 3 года назад +139

    The dude that said " I always have more value then all the females I date. I mean come on ".(11:58 )I gasped the fucking audacity

    • @rebeccatomlin3916
      @rebeccatomlin3916 3 года назад +32

      I took away from that he’s not actually dated anyone

    • @Meg_intheclouds
      @Meg_intheclouds 3 года назад +10

      As a lesbian that was so funny to me like 😂 how an he say with a straight face.

    • @fart63
      @fart63 3 года назад +4

      He’s clearly never dated anybody before. Or he got his heart broken by a girl in 3rd grade and has been building up hatred for women ever since

    • @fricketyfracktraintrack
      @fricketyfracktraintrack 2 года назад

      And then him panning down at his body afterwards. If he really feels that way he can kindly go f+ck himself

  • @HopefulWriter14
    @HopefulWriter14 3 года назад +168

    Dont stop painting your nails until you get sick of the act of doing it, I’ve been painting mine on and off for years and love it

  • @kaivd1922
    @kaivd1922 3 года назад +1587

    only kings paint their nails, KING
    edit: clarifying that anyone can paint their nails, and it shouldn't be a big deal, however guys get shit for it because we live in a society, so I wanted to celebrate normalizing it. thank u

  • @Fimbly
    @Fimbly 3 года назад +67

    Kurtis and James just both leaving frame when he said women are just like children 😂

  • @venus-ms3ls
    @venus-ms3ls 3 года назад +352

    OH MY GOD F YES THE PERFECT COLLAB

    • @void-hs1sm
      @void-hs1sm 3 года назад +7

      theres more vids of them btw

    • @venus-ms3ls
      @venus-ms3ls 3 года назад +3

      @@void-hs1sm ikk but this right after alex and jackmanifold im so happy

    • @amandanorrisart
      @amandanorrisart 3 года назад +3

      Ik I got so excited when I saw Kurtis was here!

  • @TBluvsFOB
    @TBluvsFOB 3 года назад +27

    the visceral reaction from both of them when the tiktok said "women are like little kids"-- now THAT'S big alpha energy

  • @mattuwu9978
    @mattuwu9978 3 года назад +44

    Here’s the thing: if a cisgender male’s body (that already naturally produces higher levels of testosterone) is given *excess* testosterone, it is converted back into estrogen.
    That’s why people who abuse steroids tend to have very fatty pectorals; the estrogen side-product basically creates breasts.

  • @kimzer5881
    @kimzer5881 3 года назад +230

    The guys physically recoiling from shitty advice is a mark of quality

  • @thequeenofcringe1585
    @thequeenofcringe1585 3 года назад +76

    10:50 I’m a woman who gets bored easily, but that’s more of an ADHD thing. And I’m not gonna use ADHD as an excuse for cheating. I’m not gonna cheat on my girlfriend out of boredom. I’m not gonna cheat on my girlfriend. I would never even think about cheating on my girlfriend. She’s my girlfriend for a reason. And that reason is because I love her.
    Also the use of the word “females” makes me intrinsically uncomfortable and inherently makes me think he’s an incel.
    EDIT: Fucking hell it got worse. Him “guaranteeing” that women will cheat when they get bored is absolutely fucking ridiculous and him saying that women are like children is completely fucking disgusting.

  • @solarium_self
    @solarium_self 3 года назад +170

    Just spent the last three days grinding on stardew valley, nothing will stop me from THE GRIND except a collab between James and Kurtis

  • @jae1147
    @jae1147 3 года назад +179

    Kurtis having to explain what an alphapha is to James makes me feel icky and old

    • @oanaalexia
      @oanaalexia 3 года назад +9

      It's because he's British and they didn't had the cartoon back then.

    • @minajones8341
      @minajones8341 3 года назад +11

      It’s more that they didn’t have the Little Rascals in the UK

    • @jae1147
      @jae1147 3 года назад +2

      @@oanaalexia i KnOw ItS a JoKe

    • @jae1147
      @jae1147 3 года назад

      @@minajones8341 its a joke

    • @oanaalexia
      @oanaalexia 3 года назад +3

      @@jae1147 We know it's a joke but we don't want you to feel icky and old. Ok?

  • @hollysmith1160
    @hollysmith1160 3 года назад +64

    The risks of abnormally high testosterone levels in men includes:
    low sperm count smaller testicles impotence
    heart muscle damage and increased risk of heart attack
    prostate enlargement
    liver disease
    acne
    fluid retention
    weight gain
    high blood pressure and high cholesterol
    insomnia
    headaches
    increased muscle mass
    increased chance of blood clots
    mood swings and aggression
    (stunted growth in adolescences)

    • @fadibedoui5163
      @fadibedoui5163 3 года назад +1

      That's what steroids do, but no one said anything about steroids

    • @mica8701
      @mica8701 3 года назад +3

      @@fadibedoui5163 indeed.
      google is free, these symptoms are from a list which is speaking generally; they specify in "causes" that these can be caused by steroids, testosterone supplements and different health issues like cancer.
      so yes, nobody talked about steroids, you were the one to bring them up

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 3 года назад

      @@fadibedoui5163 I mean testosterone is a steroid

    • @fadibedoui5163
      @fadibedoui5163 3 года назад

      @@teathesilkwing7616 wtf? It's a hormone

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 3 года назад

      @@fadibedoui5163 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steroid_hormone?wprov=sfti1

  • @langleymneely
    @langleymneely 3 года назад +173

    Umm so when are we going to get the Marriott - Conner - Gonzalez - Gooden ultimate comedy music collab the internet deserves!?! We need at least a “Blood Related” remix with James on background vocals!?

    • @LaurenTheorist
      @LaurenTheorist 3 года назад +13

      I know the Eboys are over now, but a video with those four and then the North American commentary folks (Kurtis, Danny, and Drew) would truly be AMAZING.

    • @DreemyDreemz
      @DreemyDreemz 3 года назад +2

      DUDE I NEED THIS

  • @Pmm16645
    @Pmm16645 3 года назад +83

    Everytime I come across these videos I can feel my fallopian tubes unaliving themselves

    • @awkwardotter13
      @awkwardotter13 3 года назад +4

      (I like your profile pic, it feels like an accurate reaction daz would have XD)

    • @Pmm16645
      @Pmm16645 3 года назад +4

      @@awkwardotter13 xD

  • @FridgeBite
    @FridgeBite 3 года назад +13

    Y'all personalities together make a whirlwind of chaotic delightful content, like I love y'all separately for such separate reasons, but make a magnificent joined dork ground.

  • @Lukemplant
    @Lukemplant 3 года назад +327

    Can we just appreciate James’s t-shirt that is some solid clobber

    • @MrJohn0fficial
      @MrJohn0fficial 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/U6X827Kzxf4/видео.html🤩

    • @kai-parker1155
      @kai-parker1155 3 года назад +1

      OMFG YES CLOBBER HAVENT HEARD THAT IN AGES
      UR TRULY A GOD
      THANKS YOUU OMG YES MY NEW WORD
      :>

  • @stevemoore4286
    @stevemoore4286 3 года назад +58

    I used to want to be "alpha" and just tried to control every situation and just make people see me in the ways that the people act in the " how to be an alpha male video"
    Which inevitably made me obsess over the uncontrollable
    Found that just not getting walked over, being disagreeable, speaking the truth when it is hard and sticking to my word has gained me more respect
    I think that if you have to go around saying your alpha and don't care what people think
    You do care and aren't "alpha"

  • @maxshultz5238
    @maxshultz5238 3 года назад +14

    10:10 I AM SORRY BUT IMAGINE SOMEONE ASKING HOW ARE YOU THEN JUST WALK AWAY THAT IMAGE IS SO FUNNY TO ME

  • @tatertot1052
    @tatertot1052 3 года назад +87

    TikTok is only getting worse... At least that means more James and Kurtis!

  • @jamierosefaz1641
    @jamierosefaz1641 3 года назад +95

    It pleases me to no end that alpha make TikTok was happening at the same time as the surge in Omegaverse TikTok and there's a chance that some toxic masculinity dude stumbled across someone taking about knotting during Ramadan

    • @meeieio
      @meeieio 3 года назад +3

      What’s omegaverse?

    • @tew_tew3907
      @tew_tew3907 3 года назад +2

      OMG STOP AMDNKSNDKZJSNFNJDDJAKDBKSDNKDD I'M CACKLING

    • @emstink
      @emstink 3 года назад +3

      @@meeieio 😳😳👀 errrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmm............... Just Google it...

  • @isabelg8721
    @isabelg8721 3 года назад +49

    “Alpha male”: bEtA mAlE
    Curtis: bEEtTaA mAlEEee
    James: bEeEeEeeTTttTaaAaa mAlLleEeE

  • @randomxzombie
    @randomxzombie 3 года назад +168

    Does no one remember how all the skater kids used to paint their nails only 10 years ago?! No one cared when Tom DeLonge painted his nails. I actually think it's sexy, because James is what I think of as a relaxed alpha. No need to prove his masculinity because he simply has it naturally and likes to explore the feminine as well, albeit from a fixed point. He's a playful, genuine sort. Liked and subscribed!

    • @nevaeh9171
      @nevaeh9171 3 года назад +4

      Good ole days

    • @aryamik9722
      @aryamik9722 3 года назад +5

      Skateboarders are a different breed anything they do becomes a trend they don't need to prove anything to anyone, they are the reall chads

    • @nevaeh9171
      @nevaeh9171 3 года назад +1

      @@aryamik9722 yeah, I feel like anyone who would be willing to break their ankle in 3 different places should probably be marked as superior lol

    • @aryamik9722
      @aryamik9722 3 года назад +2

      @@nevaeh9171 break it and still get up and continue to skate like nothing happened, xD

    • @nevaeh9171
      @nevaeh9171 3 года назад +1

      @@aryamik9722 my fragile self would have quit forever 😂😂

  • @eleanorjensen8151
    @eleanorjensen8151 3 года назад +55

    I absolutely love alpha male TikTok because beneath the surface I know a/b/o lives. I can’t wait until someone tells them.

  • @j65_95
    @j65_95 3 года назад +45

    Fun fact: Excess testosterone gets converted into estradiol which can make men grow breasts, so when male athletes take steroids, they end up growing breasts.

  • @somechannelguy
    @somechannelguy 3 года назад +95

    It's becoming a trend. Kurtis Connor will be in every commentary video, every stream, every podcast, every movie, and every tv show.

    • @alison_uncouth
      @alison_uncouth 3 года назад +6

      The world we need

    • @ittselli3245
      @ittselli3245 2 года назад +1

      Kurtistown will be the capital of the new world & Kurtis is out mayor

  • @sanjulkapoor6637
    @sanjulkapoor6637 3 года назад +34

    "his back has a face"
    the way you said that with no expression pls I'm dying 😭⁉️

  • @mr.duck1246
    @mr.duck1246 2 года назад +9

    9:48 this tik tok. If you said “what up girl” to what you think is the “ugliest” girl, her and her group would either be like “what the hell, go away” or the group would be like “see? We told you you’re pretty!” I don’t think they would all instantly get jealous or confused

  • @gabbyl3856
    @gabbyl3856 3 года назад +45

    These men are really out here living their Teen Wolf fantasy, lol

  • @Lauren-jx2rg
    @Lauren-jx2rg 3 года назад +112

    bruh i’m mad they didn’t include the step-siblings that are dating. I’m pretty sure there’s multiple videos of the guy referring to himself as alpha. (idk their account might have gotten taken down or they might have broken up or smthn idk it’s been a while since i’ve seen what’s been happening with them).

    • @octaviablue1790
      @octaviablue1790 3 года назад +10

      The girl is irritating tho

    • @linkinlog8543
      @linkinlog8543 3 года назад +1

      I think they broke up, that’s what I heard

    • @minajones8341
      @minajones8341 3 года назад +18

      @@linkinlog8543 If they did break up, imagine how awkward family dinners would be 😬

    • @user-so7nd5zl2b
      @user-so7nd5zl2b 3 года назад +1

      What😃the😃fuck😃

    • @emstink
      @emstink 3 года назад

      @@minajones8341 it's alright, there's always a step-parent left for them each to date if the step-sibling thing didn't work out...
      ... 🤢

  • @Meg_intheclouds
    @Meg_intheclouds 3 года назад +29

    If I wasn’t a lesbian before I defiantly am now. 😂

  • @vee-tomorrowxbangtan6041
    @vee-tomorrowxbangtan6041 3 года назад +102

    “I think it boosts your manly aspects like it gives you a dimple chin”
    Me, a woman with a dimple chin: :,)

    • @memoirsofannie
      @memoirsofannie 3 года назад +10

      SAME

    • @Seelen_hirsch
      @Seelen_hirsch 3 года назад +20

      We are twice as manly as half of these men.

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 3 года назад +10

      For what its worth I think dimple chins are just really cute, especially on women

  • @lisa-sc9ce
    @lisa-sc9ce 3 года назад +32

    the fact that i was brushing my teeth at the same time as the guy in the tiktok made me highly uncomfortable

  • @stefania5882
    @stefania5882 3 года назад +14

    Having to tell people you're alpha is quite literally the ultimate beta move

  • @kaenagreen1716
    @kaenagreen1716 3 года назад +70

    Make your wife stop cheating on you by making them insecure about themselves 😂🤪🤪😂

  • @lolkayleen2757
    @lolkayleen2757 3 года назад +25

    I’m so happy James and Kurtis r on a regular collabing friend basis it’s so strangely lucky my two favorite youtubers

  • @irenesmochi4563
    @irenesmochi4563 3 года назад +24

    “Kpop is so alpha”
    -Kurtis Conner

  • @Loslive__
    @Loslive__ 3 года назад +200

    We have finally broke James to go onto TikTok 😂😂

  • @peekaloo12
    @peekaloo12 3 года назад +40

    Every collab with these lads is a blessing.

  • @emersonmurray9796
    @emersonmurray9796 3 года назад +15

    5:45 ALPHA ALFALFA APLHA-
    i cant stop laughing

    • @r4by3dits12
      @r4by3dits12 2 года назад +1

      Not the little rascals reference lmaoooo

  • @queenemmers
    @queenemmers 3 года назад +54

    All band kids are actually lions. How do you think we play our instruments? We roar into them.

    • @Meg_intheclouds
      @Meg_intheclouds 3 года назад +4

      As a violinist I am confirm this statement 😂

    • @queenemmers
      @queenemmers 3 года назад +5

      @@Meg_intheclouds Nice, I bet plucking the strings isn't a problem with those lion claws 😂

    • @Meg_intheclouds
      @Meg_intheclouds 3 года назад +4

      @@queenemmers haha. Bowing is a bit harder though. Don’t annoy a violinist or any sting player, our boys can take out eyes (I should know I nearly have quite a few times). What instrument do you play?

    • @queenemmers
      @queenemmers 3 года назад +3

      @@Meg_intheclouds lol I'll be wary. I play clarinet.

  • @aido8787
    @aido8787 3 года назад +29

    As a former band kid I can attest to the accuracy of the lion tiktok

  • @naomiolutayo
    @naomiolutayo 3 года назад +9

    This video taught me that I’m like a kid and that I’m gonna cheat

  • @shannonpalmer3011
    @shannonpalmer3011 3 года назад +31

    i love how they physically shy away from the video because it is THAT bad

  • @_zemoscoat_
    @_zemoscoat_ 3 года назад +54

    Okay but why did I think this was gonna be a video on omega verse. I read too much fanfiction I- 😭

  • @chaiyinliew4497
    @chaiyinliew4497 3 года назад +3

    @11:18 I show this to my dad and my dad told me "I feel sorry for his parents for giving birth to a mistake" ..I was wheezing when I heard that 😂

  • @cezaramunteanu513
    @cezaramunteanu513 3 года назад +36

    From a medical perspective testosterone makes you more hairy, redistributes mass into muscless and dippens your voice. Basicly it makes your boy body into a mans body. If you increase your testosterone levels by 200% like out alpha male here, your body is gonna start createing boobs, besides actual health problems that might acure.

  • @itsjustwubby7104
    @itsjustwubby7104 3 года назад +25

    I've been watching both of you for years even since beardless James Marriott and I am so happy when you collab omfg