Topdon A man walks into a pet shop and asks the owner for twelve bees. The pet shop owner carefully counts out 13 bees. “That’s one too many” says the man “It’s a freebie” says the owner… 🤪
Topdon. Took me dog to the vets. Vet was looking at him.... then he says 'i've got to put him down'...... I was all like.... is it THAT serious..... No, he said... he's fucking heavy.
@@shineautomotive sorry I should have said topdon that's me buggered I'm not on Instagram haha thanks 👍 good look to anyone who enter and wins I would be happy with a mug 😉
I wouldn't worrie I'm sure you'll be able to get through to the owner of that Bedford camper via telegram 😃😉 (no offence lads) 😆had me baffled for a second on the obd socket,knowing not even the mobile was a mobile way back then. But you boys put the serious shine face on that got me.😂....should of been my topdon...I have my entry already..... fairs fairs 1 only. .
Topdon I took my car into the garage and said, it goes rr rr rrr… Yeah, says the mechanic, it sounds like an injector needs replaced. No! It goes rrrr rrrrr rrr… Yeah, it’ll be an injector issue. I have a sssstutter! Let me finish! My car goes rrrr rrrr rrrreally slowly uphill and it struggles under load! Yes, it’ll be an injector needs replacing!
Just for joke I've already entered.....went the zoo other day, only one dog in it it was a shitzu. .. Swear I bought a packet of pnuts it sed may contain nuts on label.WELL YES"THATS why I bought the buggers for you be annoyed if opened an a socket set fell out. I'm in great mood tonite,,won a years supply of marmite. ......1 jar. 😃
Topdon Why did the bicycle collapse? It was two tired. Ps so guess his pocket money has just gone up to £30per week as that is the cost of doing a diagnostic ready on Facebook.
@topdon A turtle was on a casual stroll through his neighborhood one evening when he was suddenly jumped by two snails 🐌 when the officer arrived he asked “what happened?!” But the terrified turtle 🐢 could only reply with “idk it all happened so fast 💨 😮💨”
TOPDON My next door worships exhaust pipes, his a Catholic conventer.. I backed a horse last week ten to one, it came in quarter to 4. Jump lead walks into a bar, barman says I'll serve you but don't start anything..... Went the paper shop but it had blown away. TOP REVIEW LADS IF THE LAD CAN USE IT WERE GOOD TOO.👍👍👊
Topdon A man has 3 sons and during the school break one of his son asks if he can go with his dad to the pet shop and get a hamster, now the father stops at the paper shop every day on the way to work and the petshop is next door so he knows it rather well, so Saturday morning comes and he takes the 3 sons to the pet shop, they pick a hamster each and head home happy, all is well for a couple of days but one morning he comes down and all 3 hamsters are dead!!!! So on his way to work he nips into the petshop and speaks to the owner, he can't understand what has happened but agrees to give him another 3 hamsters to keep the kids happy, when the father asks what he should do with the 3 dead hamsters the shopkeeper says he should boil them up in a pan with some sugar as they make amazing jam!!! The dad believes this bonkers story, goes home and the next morning gets up early boils up the hamsters with sugar and spreads it on toast for the boys breakfast, when they try it they don't like it so dad says to throw it in the garden for the birds, and makes them cereal Instead, now...the next morning he gets up there is 3 beautiful bunches of daffodils growing in the garden!!!! They weren't there yesterday he says to himself. On the way to work he stops for his paper and the owner of the petshop shouts across to him...How's your hamsters, fine he replies, did your sons like the jam he says, the father gets a bit closer, they didn't like the jam he says, it tasted all yucky, so we threw it out for the birds...but funnily enough, where we threw it, there are patches of daffodils growing on the garden...Daffodils the pet shop owner says...aye the dad replies, the shopkeeper looks at him and says I've no idea where the daffodils have came from...you usually get TULIPS FROM HAMSTER JAM 🤣🤣🤣
The wife went to the doctors with a pain in her backside. After about an hour of the doctor having a good feel, he then asked her “ now where abouts is this pain in the arse” Wife replies. You won’t find it there he’s at work. 👍
Topdon What's the difference between me and a top Don? - I don't think I'm a top Don. Thank god for VPN's. The mafia won't be able to find me for that shit joke 😂
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Topdon cried, they were all laughing at him he was meant to be so smart so cock sure of himself everything was going so well he even nailed the breadford until he just got owned by a 9yr who made him look so simple it didn't take much to find out which buttons to press
Topdon Bloke has an accident in his xrtt and chops his Willy off. When he wakes up in hospital the doc gives him the bad news but says the good news is you are in the only hospital that can do Willy transplants but it’s quite expensive. For 5 grand you can have a small Willy, for 8 grand you can have an average Willy but for 12 grand you can be hung like a donkey! Bloke says I need to discuss it with the wife. After 10mins doc comes back in the room and asks what’s it gonna be? And the wife says we’re having a new kitchen!
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What’s the difference between a Topdon and a hardon ? You canny sleep with a hardon
lol
Went out in my audi a4 cab wi topdon
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TOPDON the mechanic was seen having snacks and coffee in the garage. He must be on his brake
ha ha
Topdon - did you hear Darth Vada was travelling up to Scotland in a people carrier when it broke down?
He’s in a Galaxy far, far away…..!
ha ha ha ha ha
Topdon
A man walks into a pet shop and asks the owner for twelve bees. The pet shop owner carefully counts out 13 bees.
“That’s one too many” says the man
“It’s a freebie” says the owner…
🤪
very funny
Oh beehive
lol
Buzz off 🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Top dog even a nine-year-old can operate it’s
that’s rite Thanks watching
Topdon. Took me dog to the vets. Vet was looking at him.... then he says 'i've got to put him down'...... I was all like.... is it THAT serious..... No, he said... he's fucking heavy.
😂
Topdon ever since you changed my spark plugs last year my hand brake stopped working, and my clutch is slipping
this is brilliant
I bought this. Doesn't work on my Landcruiser 3.0 D4D
Topdon - A Man was admitted to hospital with 25 toy horses stuck in his rectum. The doctor have described his condition as stable.
ha ha
That's me buggered I'm not on Instagram 🤣
i will do it on here and as well as instagram for u
@@shineautomotive sorry I should have said topdon that's me buggered I'm not on Instagram haha thanks 👍 good look to anyone who enter and wins I would be happy with a mug 😉
I wouldn't worrie I'm sure you'll be able to get through to the owner of that Bedford camper via telegram 😃😉 (no offence lads) 😆had me baffled for a second on the obd socket,knowing not even the mobile was a mobile way back then. But you boys put the serious shine face on that got me.😂....should of been my topdon...I have my entry already..... fairs fairs 1 only. .
You can buy a mug in the link in the description and support the channel massively thank you very much for watching and it was very funny
lol Jason I was late reading the comments from you thank you support in the channel with funny comments
Topdon
I took my car into the garage and said, it goes rr rr rrr…
Yeah, says the mechanic, it sounds like an injector needs replaced.
No! It goes rrrr rrrrr rrr…
Yeah, it’ll be an injector issue.
I have a sssstutter! Let me finish! My car goes rrrr rrrr rrrreally slowly uphill and it struggles under load!
Yes, it’ll be an injector needs replacing!
ha ha
Just for joke I've already entered.....went the zoo other day, only one dog in it it was a shitzu. ..
Swear I bought a packet of pnuts it sed may contain nuts on label.WELL YES"THATS why I bought the buggers for you be annoyed if opened an a socket set fell out.
I'm in great mood tonite,,won a years supply of marmite. ......1 jar. 😃
lol
Two thumbs down when you’re giving an easy to use freebie away!!! Some strange folk!!!
Can’t keep everyone happy
Topdon
Did you know Teslas don't have that new car smell? They have more of an Elon Musk.
ha brilliant
Topdon
What's got ears but don't listen 🤔 the wife 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
love it
Topdon asked a mechanic for a book on how to fix automatic gearboxes, but he only has manuals….. 🤣
Brilliant
@@shineautomotive cheers love the channel guys 👌🏻
Thanks
Topdon
Why did the bicycle collapse? It was two tired.
Ps so guess his pocket money has just gone up to £30per week as that is the cost of doing a diagnostic ready on Facebook.
ha ha love it
Topdon ❤️
oh yes
Topdon , what do u call a man with car on his head?? JACK
😃
Just bought myself a diagnostic tool got an engine light on the dash hope it works
now worries We write them for a cheap diagnostics machine
Topdon
I used to play the triangle in a reggae band but had to leave in the end it was just one ting after another. Topdon
like that lol
Do you have code for the Al500 which they sell?
No sorry not yet
Think my joke just got removed lol
to be in it you must start the comment with Topdon
what was your joke
I just got al400 for 24 bucks on eBay idk what difference is but hope it does the intended job
All the products are pretty good in all fairness mate
@topdon A turtle was on a casual stroll through his neighborhood one evening when he was suddenly jumped by two snails 🐌 when the officer arrived he asked “what happened?!” But the terrified turtle 🐢 could only reply with “idk it all happened so fast 💨 😮💨”
top ☝️funny
@@shineautomotive does this mean I’ve won?? 😁✊🏽
Topdon. So a jumper cable goes into a bar and the bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything “
Ha ha
Top Dong baby!
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Pay the boy in fish and chips till he's 18, then you can pay him £££.
lol
Topdon
top
Cheers guys giving away the OBD reader you tested by throwing it on the floor to see if it breaks, you are all heart 🤣
Our pleasure! lol you know it xx
TOPDON My next door worships exhaust pipes, his a Catholic conventer..
I backed a horse last week ten to one, it came in quarter to 4.
Jump lead walks into a bar, barman says I'll serve you but don't start anything.....
Went the paper shop but it had blown away.
TOP REVIEW LADS IF THE LAD CAN USE IT WERE GOOD TOO.👍👍👊
ha ha
Topdon
A man has 3 sons and during the school break one of his son asks if he can go with his dad to the pet shop and get a hamster, now the father stops at the paper shop every day on the way to work and the petshop is next door so he knows it rather well, so Saturday morning comes and he takes the 3 sons to the pet shop, they pick a hamster each and head home happy, all is well for a couple of days but one morning he comes down and all 3 hamsters are dead!!!! So on his way to work he nips into the petshop and speaks to the owner, he can't understand what has happened but agrees to give him another 3 hamsters to keep the kids happy, when the father asks what he should do with the 3 dead hamsters the shopkeeper says he should boil them up in a pan with some sugar as they make amazing jam!!! The dad believes this bonkers story, goes home and the next morning gets up early boils up the hamsters with sugar and spreads it on toast for the boys breakfast, when they try it they don't like it so dad says to throw it in the garden for the birds, and makes them cereal Instead, now...the next morning he gets up there is 3 beautiful bunches of daffodils growing in the garden!!!! They weren't there yesterday he says to himself. On the way to work he stops for his paper and the owner of the petshop shouts across to him...How's your hamsters, fine he replies, did your sons like the jam he says, the father gets a bit closer, they didn't like the jam he says, it tasted all yucky, so we threw it out for the birds...but funnily enough, where we threw it, there are patches of daffodils growing on the garden...Daffodils the pet shop owner says...aye the dad replies, the shopkeeper looks at him and says I've no idea where the daffodils have came from...you usually get TULIPS FROM HAMSTER JAM 🤣🤣🤣
brilliant good effort
Loved the video! Crazy how easy it was to use!
very easy
Hope you liked my joke! Have a great week!
Loving the banter
@@bigdavefayscotlandrhodesyb6729 cheers
@@akaezra7880 very funny
This is Topdon official RUclips account. Thank you for your interest in Topdon and for making such a great video! 👍 Awesome!
you’re welcome ☺️
Good luck everyone!
The wife went to the doctors with a pain in her backside.
After about an hour of the doctor having a good feel, he then asked her “ now where abouts is this pain in the arse”
Wife replies. You won’t find it there he’s at work. 👍
Topdon
What's the difference between me and a top Don? - I don't think I'm a top Don.
Thank god for VPN's. The mafia won't be able to find me for that shit joke 😂
Code isn't working. Or was I premature....again.
Let me know of it does not good again please
@@Carlosfandangosuperwidewheels try this Here are discount codes details
TOPDON AL300 OBD2 Scanner
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/ B08F23SYHJ
Code H5WU3BU5 ( 40% off )
@@Carlosfandangosuperwidewheels TOPDON AL300 OBD2 Scanner
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B08F23SYHJ
Code H5WU3BU5 ( 40% off )
Take it all back.... your final link brought it up at 29.99 and the discount applied..... brining it down to 17. So I grabbed it. What a palava. But finally there, thank you guys.
@@Carlosfandangosuperwidewheelsno worries happy we got it sorted
Topdon………..what’s the difference between Sam and Kasey ? Kasey finds the faults. Sam…….it’s not my problem
love this
Topdon - Mechanics might disagree,
But eyedrops are technically blinker fluid.
Topdon with the best joke being the winner
ding dong
@@shineautomotive dong ding? A Chinese doorbell....
lol
Topdon cried, they were all laughing at him he was meant to be so smart so cock sure of himself everything was going so well he even nailed the breadford until he just got owned by a 9yr who made him look so simple it didn't take much to find out which buttons to press
😂
Topdon
Bloke has an accident in his xrtt and chops his Willy off. When he wakes up in hospital the doc gives him the bad news but says the good news is you are in the only hospital that can do Willy transplants but it’s quite expensive. For 5 grand you can have a small Willy, for 8 grand you can have an average Willy but for 12 grand you can be hung like a donkey! Bloke says I need to discuss it with the wife. After 10mins doc comes back in the room and asks what’s it gonna be? And the wife says we’re having a new kitchen!
lol ha ha