A world where time runs in reverse
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
- Wow can you imagine if time ran backwards? I can't!! Hahahaha!!!!!!!
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be the subscribe button you're afraid of
Over the next 12 months I'm going to watch some of your older videos then "un-click" that subscribe button. Time-reversal is so great!!
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There's a book about this, where the nazis reassemble smoke into jews. It's called Time's Arrow, by Martin Amis
My god. Please stop being so creative. You’re making me think about how creative I am not.
I'm amazed and horrified at the depth of the universe for this 3 minute video
Were those 3 minutes backwards or forwards
Did NOT expect to see you here.
Yo toycat?
I was like, wait, lol what, toycat is here? Ok, whatever, I guess you watch RUclips too.
Didn't expect to see you here toycat
This was both horrifying to think about the implications and absolutely hilarious at the same time, 10 / 10
putting tumors inside people lol
9/11
with great power comes no responsibility
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You should watch Tenet
How the cookie reassembles was the best line in this whole premise, that one really got me
Matt really sifted through these comments until he found one agreeing with his favorite line from the video just so he could like it… I see what you’re doing Matt… I’m on to you.
The also implies that everything you eat is actually just un-eating.
"Hey man how was dinner?"
"It was just finishing the main course, it's almost done rawing"
"Yeah me to, I was just un-eating my steak, I'm about to put it in the oven soon to, what are you rawing"
"It's this really good smoked burger that made me sick about a day ago"
"Wow really"
"Yeah I had this high fever for about a week, it went away just before I un-ate that burger.'
i gotta say my favorite was "global coldening"
@@natesullivan6086 what do you mean, the like has always been there, ever since this thing called internet popped out of nowhere and we started using it like crazy. But maybe if you keep your eye on this comment, you'll see when he'll remove the like. He'll probably take this video out of here soon after, better be careful.
This video somehow felt both like an hour long conversation and a 45 second one at the same time.
While in reality, it was only -3 and a half minutes
It's a horrible feeling to instantly forget everything the moment you experience it, but at least all those memories of things that are about to happen are becoming so much clearer in your head!
Yeah, I didn't even think of that! Someone could probably write a whole book about this. I would read it.
@bmcgee3507 Well, if time was running backwards, we wouldn't know. It's hard to explain, but if you want I probably could.
This is so fast-paced I'm barely finished recovering from the last quip before I have to puzzle out the next. Love it
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Exactly my thoughts!
it was nearly incomprehensible at 2x speed bruh
@@Ethan_Simon why are you watching at 2x speed lmao
@@Ethan_Simon maybe don't watch on 2x speed then
Let's hope Ricky's job interview goes well and he can leave his job. Work is ridiculous... it's like I'm paying this guy money every hour for the privilege of taking his house apart, un-cutting the boards, and neatly stacking them for the men on the truck to come pick them up.
My job mostly consist off paying my boss so he can pay people to collect their vomit, just so i can re assemble it into these ingredients to be sold for less than we bought it for it never made much sense to me
Oh come on, remember the goal - those trucks are going to take your boards to a factory, fuse them together, slap some bark and branches on and build a beautiful new forest somewhere!
@@matthewstuckenbruck5834 imagine being the guy that pais his boss so he can lift trees up with his mind, just to stick them together with a chainsaw. It's strange but understandable, cause it's the only way to charge the chainsaw.
@@matthewstuckenbruck5834 Yeah but that forest is going to use up so much oxygen and put a bunch of CO2 into the air, which slows down Global Cooling.
Think you've got this all forwards pal, you should be racking money from them, meanwhile they are doing free labor.
Weird to think about how in this world, you know about something UNTIL you learn it
all knowledge is on a timer
I went to college and those bastards stole my diploma from right under my nose
@@2-question-marks those bastards snatched my diploma and made me forget everything i knew
@@2-question-marks well, at least they're paying you.
@@wiwita63 Idk they gave me back gi bill just for to be taken away at some resort that made me less jaded.
If time actually went backwards, the entropy of an enclosed system would decrease over time. This would mean that over time particles as well as energy of an enclosed system would focus into one point instead of spreading.
that was a very complicated way of saying the big bang would get reversed and we would slowly get smushed into a tiny peck
yay!
@@suhaneegupta814 that would probably be as concerning as the heat death of the universe, which is mildly concerning at times but not really a big deal for someone that lives a infinitesimally small fraction of the time it would take for it to actually happen
oh i see what you mean, yeah thats why time travel backwards might be impossible
3:12
OOF
can never miss this guy enough... yesterday he was funny as much as the day before and after and then
wait...
Bruh his next week's video was funnier than this, this one made me think of my senior years.
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@@pavintheplushy what was his next weeks video about? sorry i've forgotten
@@amitghimire7594 i dont remember but recently he teased a video that has to do something with the letter E.
I like to imagine that the entire universe ended and then started going backwards, so all of history is just happening backwards, which is why there are people coming out of graves instead of just being born old
imagine in this world trans queens start their life at 35
Eventually it’ll all go back to the singularity and then the big bang will happen again, repeating everything all over
@@gnoomlord and 15 year old Americans are born in schools when a good samaritan sucks those bullets out of them
@@gnoomlord did they get murdered?
There is literally a book where that is the plot
2:10 but wouldn't the fire repair the building?
My anxiety increased drastically with every second of this madness... Well done sir.
A lot of horrifying information to process in such a short time. Loved it
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You could watch this 10 times and still not appreciate the full extent of comedy genius gold within!
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Looks like ima have to watch it for at least 11 minutes then!
*times*
You mean the full extent of copied humour?
@@toast99bubbles I'm sorry you felt it necessary to spend your life making this comment.
God bless you, and maybe don't in future.
"That's just how the cookie reassembles" is such an underrated joke
The script for this probably took so much brain power
Therapist: "Why don't you tell me a little about how your dreams go. They can be great insight into the deepest parts of our psyche."
My Dreams:
Yeah and did you hear that when those towers in New York were rebuilt, two planes mysteriously popped out of them and flew out of the city? Crazy stuff.
Yeah, often buildings are put together by smashing them with these big heavy construction balls, but planes and explosives work as well.
And then some people crossed into Canada and made the borders a lot easier to cross.
And then that Hitler guy removed a bullet from his head and revived the population of Jewish people
Honestly really well thought out, only misstep was them saying see you soon at the end, since if it was backwards it should have been a greeting like "hey there" and then they just leave
oh yeah...
But in that case the whole dialogue would have to be backwards as well, and the speech too, so we would have to rewind the video for it to make sense.
Also when he said I'm looking back at my childhood, he should've said looking forward to it* instead
@@VoVina111 No, he said it right. Since childhood is in the past and not in the future, saying foward wouldn't make sense
@@refuse5797 but the concept of this timeline is that its in reverse so they're all getting younger. So it should be looking forward to childhood since it hasn't happened yet
there is everything so right about this sketch, so very well undone
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@@rickrolled3666 they
So dope to see a fellow Newfoundlander with that many subs on RUclips, you never really see that kinda stuff here especially on the west. Keep with the work bro make us proud
appreciate you dawg
I can imagine that shows and movies start with the end, and then a narrator says, “But how did this happen?”, and then the movie or show starts from the beginning.
Could've make a joke about how about --historians-- fortune tellers out of nowhere writing stuff they don't know about and making really good predictions meanwhile --fortune tellers-- historians saying vague or wrong stuff about the past
A thousand people liked my idea, neat
You mean those vandals that go around erasing history books?
about the future*(?)
I think they would talk about the future????? Idk
my brain hurts trying to correct stuff because of how stupid this is
fortune tellers would make vague assumption about the past, historians would tell accurate stories about the future. Unless the names of these professions are swapped in this world and thus your comment would be accurate. I'm not sure, as the previous comment stated, thinking backwards is difficult
They keep destroying all the info on the future as we get closer too it, so annoying
665th 👍
"....but then she turned 17"
"yeah, it was a sad day"
bruh, you are absolutely killing mr
After reading the title, I expected something much simpler, but the complexity of the joke was just pure gold.
2:05
"Its just like those dirty firemen, they bring all those people into burning buildings and then suck all the water out" - Couldn't have said it better myself
They forgot to greet each other at 3:20
"And they keep criminals locked up in prison"
That is indeed pretty backwards.
But to be honest, when they are released, they do good for the world.
How do you know they're criminals when all they've done in their life is pick up soap?
@@Liggliluff yeah like murder more people!!!!
@@Liggliluff the ones that actually changed
Hey man, I'm not sure if you missed the joke of the video or I'm missing your joke here, I'll assume the former:
In this world, thieves become givers and they give people random valueables, and leave in the middle of the night or middle of the day.
I did not expect this to be so clever.
"those new species popping up because of climat coldening"
You barely killed me; ggwp
How did you take such a simple concept and turn it so weird
I think it's a pretty weird concept lmao
It’s basically the concept from the film Tenet but expanded
It reminds me of a short film I saw called “The Other Way,” by Joe Hawley.
@@tweer64 Mr Nobody backwards scene.
I am the 666th person to like this comment
you are genuinely a genius, matt
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Hey that's a compliment!
You should say that his the dumbest guy.
@@zecopyninjayt9266 you make a point........
This was very viscerally disturbing.
yes
Would be fun seeing adults being so hyped for childhood but when they get there they realize that no one takes them seriously and they can't do stuff
this very concept has been featured in several sci-fi shows and even 1 movie (that i know of) and i still can't quite wrap my head around the idea of someone just arriving old as dirt and then aging backwards. my main hang up is just the logistics of reproduction in such a world
Ahh man I miss the days when I’d wake up with a pounding headache after a couple beers the night before. Now I just feel awake and refreshed ugh
I love when my head hurts. I go to a night club the next evening, dance, vomit some shots and beers, they give me loads of money and the headache disappears. My boss is a shitbag though, I have to give him all the money every month. Seems kind of unfair.
actually you'd have a pounding headache and then after you'd go drink some beers to cure it.
@@bromanned7069 go vomit some beers*
@@Scaryland42 true true
@@Scaryland42 and instead of vomiting into the toilet you'd be rapidly drinking it
It's one thing to have a good quirky idea, but it's another to write a good sketch based on it. Great writing Matt! You're really pushing your comedic abilities. It's good to see.
Yeah, Rob Grant and Doug Naylor had a great idea when they wrote this idea back in 1989.
This was very relatable, everything flows backwards here in Australia.
Australia is the only place where things make sense in that world
“It’s cold outside, there’s no kind of atmosphere..”
Man, vacuums must be so useless in this world.
We can see that living backwards would mostly have positives.
From that we can derive that we live in the worst timeline, the one going forward
Not really though, most of human history objectively sucked compared to now.
backwards eating and shitting doesn't sound very good
That's what Rimmer thought initially. Although Cat learned the hard way that a backwards world also means going to the toilet in reverse.
Can't wait to go into a woman's womb aka the coffin
@@toast99bubbles and puking up your food multiple times a day 😬
3:03 “Global cold-ening”
aka “cooling” lol
“All dreams have meanings”
My dreams:
I love that you have to watch this like 5 times just to catch all the jokes.
Imagine how many people watched this while slightly high and thought they were totally stoned just to rewatch it the next day and realize it doesn't make sense sober either.
ehm, well imagine some people watched this on ketamine and it passed just fine :D
@@Croop9203 Like most gas, it was refined.
Imagine if the dialogues were also reversed, that would be so hard to watch
“He smashed the airbag back into the car with his face”
-MattColbo 2022
I almost broke something from laughing, my chest hurts, my throat hurts, my head hurts...
it was sooooo worth it
"My aunt recently crawled out of her grave"
Wouldn't there be cemetery workers who are supposed to unbury them, send them to their families, and then the deceased would soon regain life? Unless... they buried her... ALIVE
Everytime I think you've used up all the best ideas, you up the bar even more. This is a masterpiece.
Wow I can't belive I managed to get here in time! In only a couple of hours this video will be deleted after being on this channel since RUclips came into existence! what a momentous occasion
This hopefully was the top comment on this soon to be destroyed video... Too bad to see this back at 2 likes, I just took the third. damn.
(this should be top comment lol)
Im gonna use this as a realistic reanacment of how the universe will be when it starts colapsing in to it's own gravity
i was dying laughing at how in depth and just funny this entire thing is
Imagine the last 18 years of your life is like "ok, ur gonna dramatically lose all of your adult features and then you get 12 years to have fun and not care about anything!"
So like real life?
@@Immadeus well no, old people dont really have much fun
@@sclitchmusic well you're not gonna have fun with that attitude, I know great grandparents that get into shenanigans with their grandkids
@@Immadeus yeah but a lot of old folks are too physically unable to do stuff. I get what you mean though.
Then death is just getting slurped up by your mother
This was literally Tenet if it was a comedy movie, lmao! Loved your content mate, as always!
Exactly what I thought! Love that movie.
@@peterproductions5015 Yes! An excellent mind-bending trip!
I like the movie but I shit you not the entire time I not only did not get what was happening but the names of the characters were forgotten 30 seconds after it was established
@@purpledefaultpfp6233 It's a movie which experience changes everytime you re-watch it. If possible, do give it another watch, I hope you will not only understand it better, but also enjoy it more!
It's just the Red Dwarf episode Backwards but modern.
Bro imagine going through relationships knowing how they end. Imagine getting past where you met your wife and knowing you won’t get to talk to her again the rest of your life. Lol this is terrifying.
you wouldnt even know her before you met and since before and after are flipped you would just be living a normal life not knowing you lost someone important
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@@user-pr6ed3ri2k Not quite true though, as it's just action's / timeline event's happening in reverse. So you might still remember people before you met them. Wouldn't really mater though as you have literally no free will in a universe that is tied to our universe but it running in reverse. As all actions or unactions are already predetermined so you can't actually change them.
As an example it is literally impossible to ever get injured in this world by doing anything since all injuries occur at hospitals. Also literally impossible to die since you begin life dead then revive then unage.
@@XenithShadowgaining a memory is an event and events happen in reverse so you will?
a. ungain memory
b. remember memory
@@XenithShadow+ when did i say that u couldnt die? ++ this universe seems to be locally equivalent to ours according to the video (it's like flipping the sentence "this sentence is flipped" to "flipped is sentence this", small events are not reversed to make the timeline coherent but on the global scale the whole thing is reversed)
POV: you made a text wall without checking your first claim
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the ubiquitous case of benjamin button
i like how ambulances in this universe just become the mob
Nearly every single word is brutal out of context.
"I'm pretty thirsty anyway so I'm gonna throwup"
That’s just how the cookie reassembles
"Regressing through the third trimester"
Thanks I didn't need to hear that today
I’ve genuinely spent like 20 minutes on this video thinking about all the interesting things in this universe. This is awesome
"Swiftly erecting two towers in New York" fully did me in
Thattttt was amazing. 😁 thanks Matt for the hilarious trip up a wild and bizarre path.
the saying "that's how the cookie reassembles" really shows the gravity of the situation. entropy itself is reversed in this world
I think my favorite implication of this is that people will pay employers to unmake goods and unprovide services
The Capitalism we need
or take their money
This must be one of the most advanced sketches of yours, it's simply brilliant!
The creativity here is astounding
"that's gross, see you sooner" is something I need to implement into my vocabulary
This was a masterpiece , my intense happiness and laughter turned into severe bordem from this video.
The jokes hit me so fast, I only understood them 20 seconds after they were spoken.
You mean "before they were spoken"
a world where everyone’s benjamin button
This is what Tenet felt like.
Amazing.
This is a top tier comment.
You know what would be nice about this? You get to undo choices you're not proud of.
“That’s how the cookie reassembles”
“could you officiate our divorce”
XDXD
0:41 _…oh_
I died at “that’s how the cookie reassembles”! 😂 That took me off guard!
"throw up" would actually make a lot more sense in this universe floating up into your mouth instead of falling down out of it
So is being a kid just unlearning everything until it's your turn to go into the womb? That sounds terrifying.
he put 110% of his brain power into making thousands of brilliant jokes just for our feable minds to laugh at 6 of them and miss the rest
This is actually a masterpiece of an artwork; Thanks, Colbo.
Maybe Mr.Beast is the most evil person in that planet. You know taking $10000 from people, pulling out tree saplings and calling the gang and throwing garbage in the ocean. Man he's a terrible guy.
The fact that your whole freaking life is PRE-DETERMINED is the scariest part of this.
It literally makes no difference. Explain
Oh my god the dark humor was impeccable. Loved it
In this timeline memories are merely the future you're forced to achieve
This was absolute genius. Loved it!
Damn imagine how confused ancient humans react to coming out of the ground
The way they are saying “crawled out of the grave” means life wasn’t always like this.
basically bones start to spawn and then bugs put meat in them, and graves are meant to not interrupt that process so when someone is ready they take them out to die (inside their moms?)
you know this world has some horrifying implications about the existence of freewill.
For as well executed as this one idea is in this video, it’s also absolutely terrifying to think about.
3:38 for anyone who wants to unwatch this masterpiece again d:
Reminds me a lot of Benjamin Button
just you wait till they find out the world was created in 2012, that one is going to be wild
There was an episode of the show “Red Dwarf” where they went to an alternate universe and it worked just like this.
This made me remember an episode of Stargate I saw when I was like 10 where the time went backwards and it ended with the crew shouting at a friend not to go pee. Good times…
Wait what? Are you sure it was Stargate? I've seen all seasons a few times and I don't remember anything like that.
@@John73John I mean I was pretty sure but I could be wrong, I wouldn’t really trust myself with anything stargate related
Are you sure you not thinking of red dwarf.
The episode backwards.
@@Lord_Skeptic Oooh that could be, I only remember I watched it in the afternoon after simpsons lol and it’s possible that at some point they changed the shows (Simpsons are eternal tho)
A true gem of comedy, and right when I needed it most... Definitely one of your greatest skits imo! Please dont ever stop doing what you do!