The girl with a zesty boyfriend (very sus)

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  • Опубликовано: 17 янв 2025

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  • @content_machine
    @content_machine  Год назад +430

    We use Instagram to find people to be in our videos. Follow us there!
    instagram.com/the_content_machine

  • @jakeisdadambest
    @jakeisdadambest Год назад +9671

    I feel like Tyler has way too much fun whenever he plays these types of characters. Its entertaining to see.

  • @CyterSilliote
    @CyterSilliote Год назад +6739

    You know it’s getting ridiculous when Tyler breaks character

    • @NickCorvello
      @NickCorvello Год назад +123

      Lol its happening more often with these videos now. Either the scenarios are so ridiculous or the guys at Content Machine cant hold it in anymore 😆

    • @voskresenie-
      @voskresenie- Год назад +110

      ​@@NickCorvello it's literally just how they choose to edit them. I'm sure they've broken character since the start, but they've gotten positive feedback when they include bloopers so they've started including more of them.

    • @tadeaspekar9043
      @tadeaspekar9043 Год назад +16

      @@voskresenie-exactly

    • @LeahDyson-kq4bd
      @LeahDyson-kq4bd 12 дней назад

      It was getting convincing actually

  • @marco-ls9fm
    @marco-ls9fm Год назад +5171

    I like how he sounds perfectly manly when sepaking to his father

    • @gabrieljohnson4213
      @gabrieljohnson4213 Год назад +378

      Why else do you think he has a "girlfriend"? Gotta keep up appearances for pops.

    • @TakiMitsuha2016
      @TakiMitsuha2016 11 месяцев назад +46

      Sepaking???huh👀

    • @isaactudurilabres1356
      @isaactudurilabres1356 11 месяцев назад +56

      ​@@TakiMitsuha2016sepaking must be the King of Sepa 👑

    • @omegadreemurr6271
      @omegadreemurr6271 7 месяцев назад +6

      Classic

    • @alexcrawford5350
      @alexcrawford5350 6 месяцев назад +10

      I didn’t even notice the spelling error when I read the comment.

  • @nicriddell
    @nicriddell Год назад +1736

    I have lived this experience 😂 They forgot to add “ it is * so * nice to finally date a guy who cares about style! Tyler gives me tips for my outfits all the time “

    • @PrincessNinja007
      @PrincessNinja007 Год назад +78

      God my sham relationship was the hottest I've ever looked

    • @KRYMauL
      @KRYMauL 9 месяцев назад +33

      @@PrincessNinja007What’s with girls doing sham relationships. Especially when they’re actually wanting someone else. It makes no sense.

    • @helmenhjelmen1955
      @helmenhjelmen1955 9 месяцев назад +97

      ​@@KRYMauLim a male and i can think of a few reasons
      1. To protect themselves from creeps when being outside to drink.
      2. To protect the gay guys from abusive fathers. (Happened at my old school) a straight girl and a gay guy pretended to be together just so that his father would stop being an asshole)
      3. They just need something platonic and fun not a relationship but still some of the caring for eachother
      4. Both parts know they can increase their own status by dating. Also happened at a school i worked at later in ny life.

    • @KRYMauL
      @KRYMauL 9 месяцев назад

      @@helmenhjelmen1955 I don’t think you read the latter part, _especially when they’re actually wanting someone else._
      I’m thinking of one person in particular and she stayed with a guy who would constantly cheat on her. I had to ask around what she was thinking and most people said it was because I didn’t want a girlfriend, but was open to an actual relationship. This guys friends would constantly tell me to move on and I already started to when she said that he was her “boyfriend.”
      She told me day one what the deal was, and I immediately started gaming both sides and her sham is now on Facebook because of how many times his friends told me he won. He never did understand who actually called that school, “Just some school by the Air Force Academy.” Until I called her “real” boyfriend a thing.
      Her “real” boyfriend was a vet that kept treating her like a pet despite me constantly saying he needed a dog like hers.
      A few years later, I found myself at a different school, and meet someone who looks very similar to her. Turns out it was her and my professor kicked her out of the class for lying, then said that her fuck buddy called it a game.
      During COVID I finished writing a story, and sent her it on Twitter. She’s blocked me on every social media and contacted my cousins. One of my cousins now has her dog and told me that she never got over it.
      Link to full story with a little added stuff because apparently it’s not actually over like I thought.
      docs.google.com/file/d/1I_ijtyeQsFmDfLXIpVMvX25G2Vom9Upy/edit?usp=docslist_api&filetype=msword

    • @10jr92
      @10jr92 9 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@helmenhjelmen1955 Hm 🤔 I never looked at it from that perspective. Interesting

  • @neonmanatee1952
    @neonmanatee1952 Год назад +758

    He so responsible for not drinking and driving. Staying at his friends place all night. Real respect

  • @saifsolid679
    @saifsolid679 Год назад +2991

    The Dad one is hilarious lmao

    • @MaskOfCinder
      @MaskOfCinder Год назад +127

      It couldn’t be more clear this is all an act to convince his dad he’s straight, lol.

    • @manqobashongwe1301
      @manqobashongwe1301 Год назад +10

      Lol. It was until I thought about it too much.

    • @nunyabidness3075
      @nunyabidness3075 Год назад +3

      @@manqobashongwe1301Exactly, there was a little pause that made it even more funny when it clicked.

  • @MrBert86
    @MrBert86 11 месяцев назад +425

    Bro his voice dropping down an octave when he introduces her to his dad 😂👌🏻

  • @CJPooz
    @CJPooz 6 месяцев назад +192

    “I have been wanting a boyfriend for so long.”
    “Yeah me too.”

  • @louisnemzer6801
    @louisnemzer6801 Год назад +2264

    I love the concept of a "soft launch" for a relationship 😂

    • @allnamesaretakenful
      @allnamesaretakenful Год назад +94

      Back in the 90s, we called it "Talking".
      "Are you with Amber?"
      "Not yet, we're just talking."

    • @geneticfreak465
      @geneticfreak465 Год назад

      ​@@allnamesaretakenfulWhat the fuck is soft launch...

    • @AM-dg7ww
      @AM-dg7ww Год назад +87

      ​@allnamesaretakenful I'm 18, and that's what it's still called. I've never once heard of a "soft launch" since this video.

    • @DiegoHernandez-sb3fc
      @DiegoHernandez-sb3fc Год назад +31

      @@AM-dg7wwi heard once that it's more of a thing people do to publicize relationships. a soft launch is posting a picture of hands holding while a hard launch is a picture of the two together

    • @JustinAndrews76
      @JustinAndrews76 Год назад +2

      I'm saying!!

  • @megorly792
    @megorly792 Год назад +1052

    The sinking realization as he struts out of the room in the last skit😭😭😭😭

    • @JobiWan144
      @JobiWan144 10 месяцев назад +22

      I think you mean "last shot". "Skit" is the whole thing

    • @10jr92
      @10jr92 9 месяцев назад +9

      ☝🏾🤓

    • @lyanmung2709
      @lyanmung2709 28 дней назад

      ​@@JobiWan144 ok mr perfect 😂

  • @Nexus_editz08
    @Nexus_editz08 Год назад +356

    The gay teacher with a wife of 25 years and kids:

    • @qui-gonjinn3322
      @qui-gonjinn3322 6 месяцев назад +3

      How

    • @karanaher5030
      @karanaher5030 3 месяца назад +11

      ​@@qui-gonjinn3322prolly married to hide his queer identity, or to help the young mother out, maybe he's bi...etc. there's a lot of explanations.

  • @a.person._.
    @a.person._. Год назад +939

    Mad zesty that he puts lemon zest to shame

    • @falcon2489
      @falcon2489 Год назад +20

      Lmao

    • @slyar
      @slyar Год назад +10

      Fruitier than an apple

  • @nileshdeb5024
    @nileshdeb5024 9 месяцев назад +28

    That girl had the expression "WHY? WHY?" in every scene. Damn 😂

  • @Shydoshi17
    @Shydoshi17 Год назад +272

    Her facial expressions throughout the interviews and the end were priceless😂

  • @natasharules6737
    @natasharules6737 10 месяцев назад +97

    The way he made his voice deeper when he was introducing her to his dad 😂

  • @mauz791
    @mauz791 Год назад +501

    You guys' bloopers are amazing, adds on to the comedy imo 👍

    • @TheOGJeff
      @TheOGJeff Год назад +3

      you guys' *

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 Год назад +2

      @@TheOGJeff cheers

    • @immapotato1
      @immapotato1 2 месяца назад

      losing it at the end of the sleeper clip 😂

  • @suvrojit2004
    @suvrojit2004 Год назад +76

    Bro didn't wanna disappoint dad😂

  • @Rayz0268
    @Rayz0268 Год назад +449

    “Girl parts flopping around”😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀

    • @wpatrickw2012
      @wpatrickw2012 Год назад +10

      The flopping is the fun part 😂

    • @russtralia6428
      @russtralia6428 Год назад +32

      its funny cuz guys are the ones with the floppy parts

    • @satyanarayanavarma4944
      @satyanarayanavarma4944 11 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@russtralia6428 offended by a simple joke?. 😂

    • @russtralia6428
      @russtralia6428 11 месяцев назад

      @@satyanarayanavarma4944 No... are you?

    • @solar0wind
      @solar0wind 7 месяцев назад +21

      ​@@satyanarayanavarma4944 I doubt that they were offended.

  • @gamesdeen3768
    @gamesdeen3768 Год назад +178

    Love how the voice goes deep near his dad lol

  • @jacksong8131
    @jacksong8131 10 месяцев назад +68

    Might as well add, "We only have s3x on Christmas and that's my Christmas present from my own girlfriend. By limiting s3x to just once a month, it makes the s3x feel more special." Lol

    • @benzelfranklin
      @benzelfranklin 5 месяцев назад +1

      Oddly specific 😂😂

    • @HSBsoulsurfer
      @HSBsoulsurfer 4 месяца назад +1

      And when they rarely do it, he wants a lot of doggy and butt stuff.... like, ONLY that.

  • @NoOne56488
    @NoOne56488 5 месяцев назад +12

    You know it's 100% a straight couple, they're wearing matching outfits!

  • @DiegoMartinez-ur7gi
    @DiegoMartinez-ur7gi Год назад +247

    The ending though, she finally has the slow realization

    • @adamsmith-wi3qg
      @adamsmith-wi3qg Год назад +22

      Walking out of the house like Patrick Maholmes 😅

  • @TheAceOfSpades427
    @TheAceOfSpades427 Год назад +69

    I just love it when they break character 😂

  • @ryanbasu59
    @ryanbasu59 7 месяцев назад +15

    The change from normal to talking to his dad got me

  • @emeros8631
    @emeros8631 Год назад +78

    Well aside from the sex part, the lying to each other and themselves sounds like a nice relationship.

    • @Iamhere829
      @Iamhere829 Год назад +26

      Yea..Living with your bestie sounds really nice for people who don't want to get married.. especially in this economy..😮‍💨

  • @ThatRatzkid
    @ThatRatzkid 8 месяцев назад +13

    The code switching around the dad is so true

  • @FoxHybrid
    @FoxHybrid Год назад +116

    She knows😂😂😂 she knows he’s getting it on with Michael 😂😂😂

  • @curlyhairdudeify
    @curlyhairdudeify 10 месяцев назад +32

    The amount of men I see on a daily basis coming to my work with their wives acting like that....

  • @nathanhadland655
    @nathanhadland655 Год назад +160

    The hog noise was insane 😂😂

  • @joimumu
    @joimumu Год назад +90

    Their acting skills are awesome like 10 out of 10

  • @Melinelli-s1x
    @Melinelli-s1x Год назад +22

    The walk at the end got me rolling on the floor😂

  • @suisenshirasaki8298
    @suisenshirasaki8298 Год назад +22

    Sarah is SO PRETTY omg she's basically perfect ❤️😲

  • @theepilogue2190
    @theepilogue2190 Год назад +67

    Well that was SUS

  • @randomguitarguy5906
    @randomguitarguy5906 10 месяцев назад +7

    This man is a fantastic actor, it almost feels real.

    • @Li_Am_17
      @Li_Am_17 3 месяца назад

      No it doesn’t…

  • @keefesencensimp
    @keefesencensimp 10 месяцев назад +6

    That walk in the end tho- 😭🤚

  • @yodawgzgaming4416
    @yodawgzgaming4416 Год назад +55

    Leaving in that snort laugh break was perfect 😆

  • @abimmanyupuri7135
    @abimmanyupuri7135 4 месяца назад +8

    "we will have some fun" yeah I bet

  • @waterunderthebridge2291
    @waterunderthebridge2291 Год назад +21

    "Like stop soft launching him, is that your man or nah?"
    Bro really talk like tiktok girl narrator.

  • @jamesdawny1855
    @jamesdawny1855 11 месяцев назад +4

    Soft launching.... never even heard 😂😂😂 lol

  • @anticom6099
    @anticom6099 Год назад +9

    The walk at the end 🤣

  • @kr4547
    @kr4547 Год назад +10

    She's starting to realize he might not be just her husband anymore lmao

    • @ericolens3
      @ericolens3 Год назад

      idk maybe she wants to be a beard wife

  • @LordSkella
    @LordSkella 2 месяца назад +1

    The Grindr notification sound must be firing off like crazy in that household! 😂

  • @atifaboobecker7752
    @atifaboobecker7752 10 месяцев назад +6

    She: I would never have to worry if he run off to another girl
    Him:no one said about another man soo 😂

  • @endorbr
    @endorbr Год назад +33

    The denial face at the end

  • @Requiem100500
    @Requiem100500 6 месяцев назад +6

    When the flags aren't even red, but rainbow-colored.

  • @wpatrickw2012
    @wpatrickw2012 Год назад +7

    Actually, the “flopping” is the fun part 😆😂🤣

  • @mustang8206
    @mustang8206 Год назад +82

    When he started acting like a real man around his dad 😂

    • @soulknight5330
      @soulknight5330 Год назад +25

      “real man” seriously dude?

    • @drigondii
      @drigondii Год назад +20

      ​@soulknight5330 yes, as in not putting on the artificial affect of a 17 year old girl. Unfortunately it was replaced by the artificial affect of a macho man caricature because he has lost all connection to a real sense of self.

    • @Cosmefulanito-63-14
      @Cosmefulanito-63-14 Год назад +7

      ​@@soulknight5330yeah, why?

    • @soulknight5330
      @soulknight5330 Год назад

      @@Cosmefulanito-63-14 lmao the Kirk Hammet pfp, I hope you know he kissed Lars at one point. Is he still a real man to you?

    • @CrimsonAzure-fh6yb
      @CrimsonAzure-fh6yb Год назад

      @@drigondii Bro he was acting 😭😭

  • @randomdude4183
    @randomdude4183 Год назад +79

    "Wake up honey, new content machine girl just dropped"

    • @STGN01
      @STGN01 Год назад +7

      More like return of an original.

    • @indiag89
      @indiag89 Год назад

      She was in their video for simp boyfriend pills

  • @loganwallace101
    @loganwallace101 Год назад +8

    He really has all the little things down it’s impressive acting

  • @sedlyholmes3722
    @sedlyholmes3722 2 месяца назад +2

    If she's my girlfriend ain't no way im gay

  • @alexp7274
    @alexp7274 Год назад +4

    "just for a couple year... until he dies"
    As a professional Sugar Daddy I disapprove this message!

  • @agnes_ww
    @agnes_ww Месяц назад +4

    Nobody's talking about how beautiful is Sarah! 😍

  • @blazeblaze7549
    @blazeblaze7549 7 месяцев назад +3

    The walk at the end i cant 😂😭

  • @번역가지망생-번지
    @번역가지망생-번지 Год назад +13

    Last part straight up giving me the brokeback mountain's "jack nasty" vibe

  • @brozomicki-sothe307
    @brozomicki-sothe307 7 месяцев назад +4

    Well with that walk I don’t even know if he’s acting anymore

  • @diligentyeti
    @diligentyeti Год назад +5

    it was at that moment that she knew...

  • @onee
    @onee Год назад +10

    "Hey Dad this is my girlfriend Sarah." 😂😂😂

  • @AdeleKakwandi
    @AdeleKakwandi 7 месяцев назад +3

    We need a part 2 of this 😅

  • @georgelionon9050
    @georgelionon9050 Год назад +31

    Well happened to a girl I know: "I wouldnt have minded if he brought another girl into our bed.. but another guy was totally not my thing".

  • @AgentSwordfish
    @AgentSwordfish Год назад +20

    “like a hog on some slop” 🤣🤣

  • @Pixelated_pax
    @Pixelated_pax 11 месяцев назад +4

    The character break is everything to me

  • @YehudiNimol
    @YehudiNimol 7 месяцев назад +7

    The sad part is that there are definitely religious couples who are just like that

    • @nunbxtch
      @nunbxtch 7 месяцев назад +3

      exactly. But wait a minute, they'll live their "truth"!

  • @Tap-a-roo
    @Tap-a-roo 8 месяцев назад +6

    I like when he’s talking to his own father he’s suddenly butch.

  • @spacelinx
    @spacelinx Год назад +8

    You know things are sus when he saunters away to spend the night with another dude.

  • @johnfinnerty252
    @johnfinnerty252 4 месяца назад +3

    “Zesty” . . . Rriiiiiight!

  • @VancityMerc319
    @VancityMerc319 10 месяцев назад +3

    “HEY DAD”

  • @oxiary
    @oxiary Год назад +16

    THE VOICE OVER LMAOOO
    SCREAMINGG

  • @shelbydonata_
    @shelbydonata_ 11 месяцев назад +4

    😅😅😅something tells me he's not gon walk the same when he comes back 🫢

  • @Link_Skywalker007
    @Link_Skywalker007 11 месяцев назад +2

    I'm going to NEED this video to hit millions of views lol, her reactions just adds so much to his video 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Colinkrauss1
    @Colinkrauss1 Год назад +6

    She is just ridiculously attractive.

  • @pranavchadha1405
    @pranavchadha1405 9 месяцев назад +2

    The guy is such a good actor!

  • @Logan_Irrelevant
    @Logan_Irrelevant 9 месяцев назад +3

    Male English teacher energy right here.

  • @jurdi13
    @jurdi13 Год назад +20

    Beginning to suspect her new boyfriend is not straight 😢

    • @ericolens3
      @ericolens3 Год назад +7

      eww girl parts. gave it away

  • @A_HUMBLE_MONK
    @A_HUMBLE_MONK Год назад +8

    Hey dad this is my girlfriend Sarah in a completely different voice is funny AF 🤣

  • @Heirllionaire
    @Heirllionaire 9 месяцев назад +2

    A little too much studying went on for this role

  • @div12335
    @div12335 4 месяца назад +2

    Bro became Ryan Reynolds

  • @sugarmask
    @sugarmask 3 месяца назад +2

    If your boyfriend agrees to wear the same clothes, he is your girlfriend

  • @dabossman5838
    @dabossman5838 11 месяцев назад +3

    The zesty walk at the end 😂

  • @puppets.and.muppets
    @puppets.and.muppets Месяц назад +9

    1:00 his dad doesnt know.....

  • @jameslee5917
    @jameslee5917 3 дня назад

    That walk out of the room was ridiculous 😂

  • @notanabt
    @notanabt 3 дня назад

    the straight voice for the dad is so funny

  • @RocketIsHereVR
    @RocketIsHereVR 4 месяца назад +1

    1:00 THE BLOOPERS MADE THEIR WAY THROUGH 😂😂😂

  • @scribbles1424
    @scribbles1424 3 месяца назад +3

    I met a girl with a boyfriend like this. It made me laugh so hard.

    • @faerie_ann
      @faerie_ann 2 месяца назад

      its like they’re besties rather than dating

  • @wealthy-artem
    @wealthy-artem 2 месяца назад +1

    I met some girls in my life (around 300). And I declare doing whatever she wants is the worst approach... I've lost my first ex that way😃

  • @rehmsmeyer
    @rehmsmeyer 3 часа назад

    Awesome to see Tyler just being himself in a video for once

  • @seanryan3020
    @seanryan3020 7 месяцев назад +2

    As a straight man, I also have a problem with my wife snoring and interrupting me when I'm cooking! 🤣

    • @petrgazo5184
      @petrgazo5184 13 дней назад

      how about her parts flopping around? you know hands, legs and stuff...

  • @darkscorpion6534
    @darkscorpion6534 Месяц назад

    This is hilarious. And surprisingly suspicious how easily that kinda role comes to to Tyler....
    Intertestingly...

  • @rayshoup5334
    @rayshoup5334 Год назад +2

    The code switching with the dad sent me

  • @Freedom.of.Speech111
    @Freedom.of.Speech111 6 месяцев назад +3

    hahaha I actually know some people like this in real life 🤣

  • @IronBotTactics
    @IronBotTactics 8 месяцев назад +1

    You can always call me miss, this aquarium is perfect 😂😂😂😂.

  • @Acer67
    @Acer67 8 месяцев назад +3

    Freddy Mercury be like:

  • @HiYo-bro
    @HiYo-bro 10 месяцев назад +3

    Boy this cracked me up 😂😂😂😂

  • @Owen_XD
    @Owen_XD Месяц назад

    The, “Dad this is my girlfriend Sarah” had me 😭

  • @TheSpaniard
    @TheSpaniard Год назад +20

    I imagine this is a documentary of this girl I used to hook up with. I was leaving for 6 months for Army orders. I hadn't committed to her, so she "broke up" with me right before I left. Next thing I know, her IG is plastered with pics of her with this guy she works with who is MEGA zesty. 🤣

  • @abhijit-sarkar
    @abhijit-sarkar Месяц назад +1

    Meanwhile, other straight guys: I’m an alpha male who is so protective of his sister that he’s dating her to prevent bad guys breaking her heart.

  • @squantochub5033
    @squantochub5033 Год назад +2

    They say I'm zesty cuz James Charles is my bestie

  • @miguelh4750
    @miguelh4750 Год назад +27

    Hey dad at 01:01 very funny

  • @hidd3n_
    @hidd3n_ 3 месяца назад +3

    0:34 what is that sooooound 😭

  • @BananaOnDaTree
    @BananaOnDaTree Год назад +5

    NoT nOW iM TrYinG tO CoOk