@@NickCorvello it's literally just how they choose to edit them. I'm sure they've broken character since the start, but they've gotten positive feedback when they include bloopers so they've started including more of them.
I have lived this experience 😂 They forgot to add “ it is * so * nice to finally date a guy who cares about style! Tyler gives me tips for my outfits all the time “
@@KRYMauLim a male and i can think of a few reasons 1. To protect themselves from creeps when being outside to drink. 2. To protect the gay guys from abusive fathers. (Happened at my old school) a straight girl and a gay guy pretended to be together just so that his father would stop being an asshole) 3. They just need something platonic and fun not a relationship but still some of the caring for eachother 4. Both parts know they can increase their own status by dating. Also happened at a school i worked at later in ny life.
@@helmenhjelmen1955 I don’t think you read the latter part, _especially when they’re actually wanting someone else._ I’m thinking of one person in particular and she stayed with a guy who would constantly cheat on her. I had to ask around what she was thinking and most people said it was because I didn’t want a girlfriend, but was open to an actual relationship. This guys friends would constantly tell me to move on and I already started to when she said that he was her “boyfriend.” She told me day one what the deal was, and I immediately started gaming both sides and her sham is now on Facebook because of how many times his friends told me he won. He never did understand who actually called that school, “Just some school by the Air Force Academy.” Until I called her “real” boyfriend a thing. Her “real” boyfriend was a vet that kept treating her like a pet despite me constantly saying he needed a dog like hers. A few years later, I found myself at a different school, and meet someone who looks very similar to her. Turns out it was her and my professor kicked her out of the class for lying, then said that her fuck buddy called it a game. During COVID I finished writing a story, and sent her it on Twitter. She’s blocked me on every social media and contacted my cousins. One of my cousins now has her dog and told me that she never got over it. Link to full story with a little added stuff because apparently it’s not actually over like I thought. docs.google.com/file/d/1I_ijtyeQsFmDfLXIpVMvX25G2Vom9Upy/edit?usp=docslist_api&filetype=msword
@@AM-dg7wwi heard once that it's more of a thing people do to publicize relationships. a soft launch is posting a picture of hands holding while a hard launch is a picture of the two together
Might as well add, "We only have s3x on Christmas and that's my Christmas present from my own girlfriend. By limiting s3x to just once a month, it makes the s3x feel more special." Lol
@soulknight5330 yes, as in not putting on the artificial affect of a 17 year old girl. Unfortunately it was replaced by the artificial affect of a macho man caricature because he has lost all connection to a real sense of self.
I imagine this is a documentary of this girl I used to hook up with. I was leaving for 6 months for Army orders. I hadn't committed to her, so she "broke up" with me right before I left. Next thing I know, her IG is plastered with pics of her with this guy she works with who is MEGA zesty. 🤣
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Tyler is so funny and hawt at the same time 😂😂
How did he even come up with the bathrobe part ahaha.
I feel like Tyler has way too much fun whenever he plays these types of characters. Its entertaining to see.
He is embracing his true self 💄❤️🤪
Vine boom
Characters?
@@yellowluma101finally I have a chance with him
Very sus...
You know it’s getting ridiculous when Tyler breaks character
Lol its happening more often with these videos now. Either the scenarios are so ridiculous or the guys at Content Machine cant hold it in anymore 😆
@@NickCorvello it's literally just how they choose to edit them. I'm sure they've broken character since the start, but they've gotten positive feedback when they include bloopers so they've started including more of them.
@@voskresenie-exactly
It was getting convincing actually
I like how he sounds perfectly manly when sepaking to his father
Why else do you think he has a "girlfriend"? Gotta keep up appearances for pops.
Sepaking???huh👀
@@TakiMitsuha2016sepaking must be the King of Sepa 👑
Classic
I didn’t even notice the spelling error when I read the comment.
I have lived this experience 😂 They forgot to add “ it is * so * nice to finally date a guy who cares about style! Tyler gives me tips for my outfits all the time “
God my sham relationship was the hottest I've ever looked
@@PrincessNinja007What’s with girls doing sham relationships. Especially when they’re actually wanting someone else. It makes no sense.
@@KRYMauLim a male and i can think of a few reasons
1. To protect themselves from creeps when being outside to drink.
2. To protect the gay guys from abusive fathers. (Happened at my old school) a straight girl and a gay guy pretended to be together just so that his father would stop being an asshole)
3. They just need something platonic and fun not a relationship but still some of the caring for eachother
4. Both parts know they can increase their own status by dating. Also happened at a school i worked at later in ny life.
@@helmenhjelmen1955 I don’t think you read the latter part, _especially when they’re actually wanting someone else._
I’m thinking of one person in particular and she stayed with a guy who would constantly cheat on her. I had to ask around what she was thinking and most people said it was because I didn’t want a girlfriend, but was open to an actual relationship. This guys friends would constantly tell me to move on and I already started to when she said that he was her “boyfriend.”
She told me day one what the deal was, and I immediately started gaming both sides and her sham is now on Facebook because of how many times his friends told me he won. He never did understand who actually called that school, “Just some school by the Air Force Academy.” Until I called her “real” boyfriend a thing.
Her “real” boyfriend was a vet that kept treating her like a pet despite me constantly saying he needed a dog like hers.
A few years later, I found myself at a different school, and meet someone who looks very similar to her. Turns out it was her and my professor kicked her out of the class for lying, then said that her fuck buddy called it a game.
During COVID I finished writing a story, and sent her it on Twitter. She’s blocked me on every social media and contacted my cousins. One of my cousins now has her dog and told me that she never got over it.
Link to full story with a little added stuff because apparently it’s not actually over like I thought.
docs.google.com/file/d/1I_ijtyeQsFmDfLXIpVMvX25G2Vom9Upy/edit?usp=docslist_api&filetype=msword
@@helmenhjelmen1955 Hm 🤔 I never looked at it from that perspective. Interesting
He so responsible for not drinking and driving. Staying at his friends place all night. Real respect
The Dad one is hilarious lmao
It couldn’t be more clear this is all an act to convince his dad he’s straight, lol.
Lol. It was until I thought about it too much.
@@manqobashongwe1301Exactly, there was a little pause that made it even more funny when it clicked.
Bro his voice dropping down an octave when he introduces her to his dad 😂👌🏻
“I have been wanting a boyfriend for so long.”
“Yeah me too.”
I love the concept of a "soft launch" for a relationship 😂
Back in the 90s, we called it "Talking".
"Are you with Amber?"
"Not yet, we're just talking."
@@allnamesaretakenfulWhat the fuck is soft launch...
@allnamesaretakenful I'm 18, and that's what it's still called. I've never once heard of a "soft launch" since this video.
@@AM-dg7wwi heard once that it's more of a thing people do to publicize relationships. a soft launch is posting a picture of hands holding while a hard launch is a picture of the two together
I'm saying!!
The sinking realization as he struts out of the room in the last skit😭😭😭😭
I think you mean "last shot". "Skit" is the whole thing
☝🏾🤓
@@JobiWan144 ok mr perfect 😂
The gay teacher with a wife of 25 years and kids:
How
@@qui-gonjinn3322prolly married to hide his queer identity, or to help the young mother out, maybe he's bi...etc. there's a lot of explanations.
Mad zesty that he puts lemon zest to shame
Lmao
Fruitier than an apple
That girl had the expression "WHY? WHY?" in every scene. Damn 😂
Her facial expressions throughout the interviews and the end were priceless😂
The way he made his voice deeper when he was introducing her to his dad 😂
You guys' bloopers are amazing, adds on to the comedy imo 👍
you guys' *
@@TheOGJeff cheers
losing it at the end of the sleeper clip 😂
Bro didn't wanna disappoint dad😂
“Girl parts flopping around”😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀
The flopping is the fun part 😂
its funny cuz guys are the ones with the floppy parts
@@russtralia6428 offended by a simple joke?. 😂
@@satyanarayanavarma4944 No... are you?
@@satyanarayanavarma4944 I doubt that they were offended.
Love how the voice goes deep near his dad lol
Might as well add, "We only have s3x on Christmas and that's my Christmas present from my own girlfriend. By limiting s3x to just once a month, it makes the s3x feel more special." Lol
Oddly specific 😂😂
And when they rarely do it, he wants a lot of doggy and butt stuff.... like, ONLY that.
You know it's 100% a straight couple, they're wearing matching outfits!
The ending though, she finally has the slow realization
Walking out of the house like Patrick Maholmes 😅
I just love it when they break character 😂
The change from normal to talking to his dad got me
Well aside from the sex part, the lying to each other and themselves sounds like a nice relationship.
Yea..Living with your bestie sounds really nice for people who don't want to get married.. especially in this economy..😮💨
The code switching around the dad is so true
She knows😂😂😂 she knows he’s getting it on with Michael 😂😂😂
The amount of men I see on a daily basis coming to my work with their wives acting like that....
The hog noise was insane 😂😂
Their acting skills are awesome like 10 out of 10
The walk at the end got me rolling on the floor😂
Sarah is SO PRETTY omg she's basically perfect ❤️😲
Well that was SUS
This man is a fantastic actor, it almost feels real.
No it doesn’t…
That walk in the end tho- 😭🤚
Leaving in that snort laugh break was perfect 😆
"we will have some fun" yeah I bet
"Like stop soft launching him, is that your man or nah?"
Bro really talk like tiktok girl narrator.
Soft launching.... never even heard 😂😂😂 lol
The walk at the end 🤣
She's starting to realize he might not be just her husband anymore lmao
idk maybe she wants to be a beard wife
The Grindr notification sound must be firing off like crazy in that household! 😂
She: I would never have to worry if he run off to another girl
Him:no one said about another man soo 😂
The denial face at the end
When the flags aren't even red, but rainbow-colored.
haha
Actually, the “flopping” is the fun part 😆😂🤣
When he started acting like a real man around his dad 😂
“real man” seriously dude?
@soulknight5330 yes, as in not putting on the artificial affect of a 17 year old girl. Unfortunately it was replaced by the artificial affect of a macho man caricature because he has lost all connection to a real sense of self.
@@soulknight5330yeah, why?
@@Cosmefulanito-63-14 lmao the Kirk Hammet pfp, I hope you know he kissed Lars at one point. Is he still a real man to you?
@@drigondii Bro he was acting 😭😭
"Wake up honey, new content machine girl just dropped"
More like return of an original.
She was in their video for simp boyfriend pills
He really has all the little things down it’s impressive acting
If she's my girlfriend ain't no way im gay
"just for a couple year... until he dies"
As a professional Sugar Daddy I disapprove this message!
Nobody's talking about how beautiful is Sarah! 😍
The walk at the end i cant 😂😭
Last part straight up giving me the brokeback mountain's "jack nasty" vibe
Well with that walk I don’t even know if he’s acting anymore
it was at that moment that she knew...
"Hey Dad this is my girlfriend Sarah." 😂😂😂
We need a part 2 of this 😅
Well happened to a girl I know: "I wouldnt have minded if he brought another girl into our bed.. but another guy was totally not my thing".
“like a hog on some slop” 🤣🤣
But ONLY if he wasn't straight🤣
The character break is everything to me
The sad part is that there are definitely religious couples who are just like that
exactly. But wait a minute, they'll live their "truth"!
I like when he’s talking to his own father he’s suddenly butch.
You know things are sus when he saunters away to spend the night with another dude.
“Zesty” . . . Rriiiiiight!
“HEY DAD”
THE VOICE OVER LMAOOO
SCREAMINGG
😅😅😅something tells me he's not gon walk the same when he comes back 🫢
😮😂😢
I'm going to NEED this video to hit millions of views lol, her reactions just adds so much to his video 🤣🤣🤣
She is just ridiculously attractive.
The guy is such a good actor!
Male English teacher energy right here.
Beginning to suspect her new boyfriend is not straight 😢
eww girl parts. gave it away
Hey dad this is my girlfriend Sarah in a completely different voice is funny AF 🤣
A little too much studying went on for this role
Bro became Ryan Reynolds
If your boyfriend agrees to wear the same clothes, he is your girlfriend
lol
The zesty walk at the end 😂
1:00 his dad doesnt know.....
That walk out of the room was ridiculous 😂
the straight voice for the dad is so funny
1:00 THE BLOOPERS MADE THEIR WAY THROUGH 😂😂😂
I met a girl with a boyfriend like this. It made me laugh so hard.
its like they’re besties rather than dating
I met some girls in my life (around 300). And I declare doing whatever she wants is the worst approach... I've lost my first ex that way😃
Awesome to see Tyler just being himself in a video for once
As a straight man, I also have a problem with my wife snoring and interrupting me when I'm cooking! 🤣
how about her parts flopping around? you know hands, legs and stuff...
This is hilarious. And surprisingly suspicious how easily that kinda role comes to to Tyler....
Intertestingly...
The code switching with the dad sent me
hahaha I actually know some people like this in real life 🤣
You can always call me miss, this aquarium is perfect 😂😂😂😂.
Freddy Mercury be like:
Boy this cracked me up 😂😂😂😂
The, “Dad this is my girlfriend Sarah” had me 😭
I imagine this is a documentary of this girl I used to hook up with. I was leaving for 6 months for Army orders. I hadn't committed to her, so she "broke up" with me right before I left. Next thing I know, her IG is plastered with pics of her with this guy she works with who is MEGA zesty. 🤣
Meanwhile, other straight guys: I’m an alpha male who is so protective of his sister that he’s dating her to prevent bad guys breaking her heart.
They say I'm zesty cuz James Charles is my bestie
Hey dad at 01:01 very funny
0:34 what is that sooooound 😭
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