the worst Mario Kart tournament ever.

my friend @Alpharad invited me to his Mario Kart tournament with the special privilege of being able to choose my own team. naturally, Connor Esports chose the best team possible and won big.
Follow Me:
Twitch - / connoreatspants
Twitter - / connoreatspants
Alt Twitter- / subtoconnorpls
Instagram - / connoreatspants
Letterboxd - letterboxd.com/ConnorEatsPants/
Discord - / discord
Subscribe to my Channels:
Main Channel: / connoreatspants
Live Channel: / connoreatspantslive
ConnorEatsShorts: / @connoreatsshorts8743
VOD Channel: / @connoreatsshorts8743
Friends in the Video:
@Alpharad
@jschlattLIVE : / jschlatt
@jschlatt : / schlatt
@AltrivePlus : / altrive
@JawshYT : / jawsh
@Amouranth : / amouranth
- - -
Edited By: / dotcolinn
Thumbnail By: ME! ConnorEatsPants!
Outro Song: / yep
#ConnorEatsPants #Jschlatt #MarioKart

[@krqne3226]

Being a fan of ConnorEatsPants is like being a fan of Connor before this was his entire comment section

[@RoRo13890]

Connor interacting with Altrive and Jawsh makes some of the funniest content ngl

[@AWormsPurpose]

Altrives always super funny in a group of people don’t know why it doesn’t happen more

[@ur_sofa_king_dumb9629]

All three of them have a sort of awkward humor that makes for an awkwardly entertaining trio.

[@Blwaxen]

being a fan of connoreatspants is like being a fan of swiss cheese

[@nolankumacha6105]

It is

[@bonnibloop_]

cus hes holy

[@underthebridge2445]

Well said

[@paperboi2986]

Dude that's what I was gonna say!

[@pujeetjha8265]

*nods in thought*

[@ValueNetwork]

The raw power Alpharad exuded when he said “you can’t complain about non random stages when you didn’t get a random team” is extremely dominating

[@esteboi3858]

as much as he’s right, i didnt want to hear the blatant lie of “I RANDOMIZED 60 YTERS FOR THIS TOURNAMENT” at the beginning of his video

[@narwhalz02]

Damn, Schlatt is cracked at Mario Kart

[@pluvieuse]

he did make a tribute to mario kart

[@brycenhasacat9582]

I didn’t realize schlatt was that good at mario kart… man was getting first place every single race

[@devthegoogleuser6198]

i'm pretty sure he streamed mario kart before this on his second channel and from what I saw, he's pretty cracked

[@user-ig6xd2zf5r]

he's pretty good at mk especially at 200cc

[@shano-gb1ij]

He made a tribute to Mario kart

[@tony6666]

He was pretty decent at mkwii too

[@confirm_email1395]

Being a fan of connoreatspants is like being a fan of russianbadger before he made guacamole gamer fart 9000

[@BatmanAndTheUnicorns]

very brave of connor to invite a woman into the team, connor really out here crushing sexism

[@zamsire]

8:46 never forgiving amo for stealing my lightning

[@RandomUser11170]

Being a fan of ConnorEatsPants is like being a fan of the worst Mario Kart tournament ever

[@rileyrichfit]

2:33 IT HIT THE CORNER

[@nolanbuzbee6424]

I’m so happy to see jawsh and altrive back in the mix

[@cullengarrett50]

being a ConnorEatsPants fan is like being a ConnorEatsPants fan before he was Connor

[@jengl_exe]

Jawsh deserves a bigger following

[@NutoriusTwizz]

Ong

[@kay_theRemifan]

@@NutoriusTwizz bee

[@WhyIsEverythingTaken]

he is awesome when interacting w others but his videos on yt kind of suck

[@Adam_Sandler_from_Click]

Being a fan of Connoreatspants Is like being a fan of venom before it sold a trillion tickets

[@nim1990]

6:25 Seeing Vinny's Mii jumpscared me, that was the last thing I expected to see in this tournament

[@stfu_b4and0n]

being a fan of connoreatspants is like being the most unfunniest comment section ever

[@Ninjacob123]

half the comments like this are literally people doing the same "wow i'm clever, i'm using the same overdone joke, to complain about the joke being overdone!" shit. pick one god damn, you either dislike it and dont do it or you're literally just the thing you're complaining about. its not even slightly original, literally read comments for longer than three seconds. yall unfunny cynical bastards are the only problem

[@skunks8424]

finally someone said it

[@stfu_b4and0n]

@@Ninjacob123 i aint readin this dawg, i just said it was unfunny ion care enough bout the statistics of it

[@stfu_b4and0n]

@@dubiouslittlecreature908 haha ya

[@RandomUser11170]

@@dubiouslittlecreature908 Oh hey, fellow Alpharad Deluxe enjoyer. Sup

[@duelistzach]

cant wait to watch connor play mario kart with the internet funny man alpharad definitely not sponsored

[@brandonhughes4076]

I didn't realise how cracked Schlatt is at Mario Kart

[@revkun]

Being a fan of ConnorEatsPants is like being a fan of Veonom (2018)

[@-serene03]

being a fan of connoreatspants is like an all-nighter at Richard Simmons' house

[@CH-wd6qs]

Ok, this is the best comment

[@-serene03]

@@CH-wd6qs no YOURE the best comment

[@tarabletv]

This video is officially one year old. Just wanted to quickly share that

[@lukemicklos7650]

12:15 sums up what is like to be a Conner frog clutches the skip but still gets 9th

[@RunnyFlan]

Being a fan of ConnorEatsPants is like being a fan of Donkey Kong CPU before pointgate 2022

[@bennyclark3742]

This. Is exactly what I needed right now!!

[@epicfunnygexfan3582]

back in my day we called this connor daily

[@gringodingo7523]

Judging by how all Nintendo games are, the next Mario kart will be open world

[@A__Skeleton]

Its just forza but mario

[@Eighty_Ninety]

What a wild group of people Connor eSports has amassed

[@munksterrr7845]

Hearing jawsh talk to amouranth is so surreal

[@analysis726]

this is the greatest mario kart tournament of all time

[@Orion-nq2qr]

Them talking about russianbadgers gamer sups flavor caught me off guard

[@thatshort1]

4:10 - I’m pretty sure it’s about the Yoshi bike’s exhaust and how it looks like a prolapsed asshole.

[@B4CKWARDS_CH4RM]

this team is like the cast of breakfast club

[@ruuuuuuuuruuuuuuuuuuuu]

being a fan of connoreatspants is like leaving a comment comparing being a fan of him to an obscure reference and not elaborating

[@Oblivion9873]

Seeing all of them not get badgers humor is kinda funny

[@bigdaddy6534]

Being a fan of connoreatspants is like kissing your dad on the lips

[@puny2008]

came back after alpharad mentioned connor hates this video because dotcolin left out a lot of good moments but felt it necessary to include every time he was mentioned.

[@Floydknight]

You need to get the Drift King RTGame in ConnorESports

[@tediscooliguess4429]

Being a fan of connoreatspants is like being a fan of Mountain Dew Baja Blast

[@lylelylecrocodile2538]

Being a fan of ConnorEatsPants is like being a fan of the Mario kart 8 deluxe expansion pack

[@XforrestgumpX]

Because you have to wait a while for more content

[@topgoose4818]

Being a fan of ConnorEatsPants is like being a fan of 150cc in Schlatts lobby

[@bungersinyourarea]

Being a fan of ConnorEatsPants fan is like being a fan of unoriginal comment sections.

[@bungersinyourarea]

@@dubiouslittlecreature908 I'm simply too good at it.

[@eyahyo]

Being a fan of connor esports is like being a fan of an extremely wet paper towel

[@hydraslair520]

Being a fan of ConnorEatsPants is like being a good green

[@jofficialchannel]

Being a fan of connoreatspants is like being a fan of Mario Kart 9

[@mud1nabowl]

2:33 it actually hit the corner

[@trulysustin8355]

Funny little video, I approve.

[@normieaboo3866]

Being a fan of ConnerEatsPants is like being a fan of gamer fart before it was guacamole

[@BomberBlair]

My favorite live streamer “ConnorEatsPants” has just uploaded, I cannot wait to watch!

[@andrew18607]

Connor ESports rolling tray lets make it happen

[@eveofall666]

Big fan of the ConnorEsports Amo era

[@virtuallykaitlynn]

Being a fan of connoreatspants is like being a fan of Amouranth

[@tainted_bread]

Not the Yoshussy 😭

[@josh_isntfunny12]

16:34 morbius prediction

[@Jesus-eq4sb]

ConarEsports is gonna be great

[@peytondrews703]

Jawsh "from dream smp" is incredible.

[@austinsetser6081]

I can’t believe Jerma #7 has his own RUclips channel

[@lainawesome]

I love guacamole gamer fart

[@CeriphShinola]

Being a fan of ConnorEatsPants is like being a fan of WeegeeTheGod before he entered the hot tub

[@KCDavis1]

Missed naming opportunity "ConnorEatsSports"

[@OwlettMC]

Being a fan of ConnorEatsPants is like being a fan of Guacamole gamer fart 900 by RussianBadger - 100 servings.

[@connorjm1782]

Connor eats pants 👖 really did it again!

[@garorade]

you are connor

[@doomsinater4622]

mario mike XD

[@apj018]

i can watch this video in 4k?? got damn the switch doesnt even go past 720p

[@tombedi8492]

abusive relation ship

[@akillermelon]

Did not expect RussianBadger to get name dropped in a connoreatspants video/stream

[@sebastianvermitsky194]

So true.

[@Pasho__]

Yo how is schlatt so good at mario kart

[@memorylapsemedia9421]

give us more Jawsh bro

[@MeatMan7]

Potato Salad

[@newmail7624]

Bronze peach, i like this guy

[@chlorineii]

omg connor my school had a mario kart tournament today too

[@NotUrProfile]

being a fan of connoreatspants

[@ShadowLight747]

Why is the quality so good wtf this isnt a nat geo video

[@-Gug-]

I'm using tilt controls

[@ConnortheGonnor]

Yo Altrive is awesome

[@awokey]

Anyone else check something on their pc at 14:55?

[@andrewcabrera505]

Partially Deaf guy here. Can’t hear what connors saying. Why does Yoshi ???? What can’t he unsee?

[@sadovuato]

Being a Connereatspants fan is

[@Th3Vale]

ConnorEsports Nation is so strong
edit: im so high

[@RandomUser11170]

I... I guess being a fan of ConnorEatsPants isn't like being a fan of Ludwig impressions

[@tonethebrutal]

Yoooo it's THE Jschlatt from Dream smp

[@bnrso]

dotColin why did u cut out all the stuttering connor did while trying to talk to amouranth ?

[@themessenger8656]

thanks jimmy

[@awaspow]

Is 11th good

[@nalaiturmhini8520]

WHAT THE FUCK I HEARD ALTRIVES BORNANA BIT AND THATS ALL ME AND MY FRIENDS WERE TALKING ABOUT FOR LIKE 2 HOURS TODAY. tf goin on

[@SpeedysOfSounds]

Ok but whens the Mario Kart Wii tournament

[@andoorss]

2 years ago

[@Macaronitime69]

RUclips

[@seroscouts]

jawsh from dream smp killin it…

[@skibbitybeepbopkazow9372]

hearing these voices (besides amouranth no offense) all together makes me so happy

[@williamtrabue7075]

Is he saying Connor ESports or Connor EatsSports as like a joke?

[@Shaneanea56]

Anyone else watch badger and Connor?

[@thatboijosu]

Collab with Russian badger

[@prodbyillu]

Cobner

[@cyborgninjaforce]

I'm only here for jschlatt and you know this.

[@cyborgninjaforce]

Eatpantconat

[@ItsaLobster]

Dotcolin ://

[@grandma462]

I've seen worse

[@CraigCommander]

i came here for jschlatt

[@tristanabraham7511]

Being a fan of ConnorEatsPants is like being a fan of the ongoing Ukranian-Russio Crisis

[@Ace_O79]

🐥

[@Skullbrainnzz]

Connor can you help me to get my goal talk to techno blade