Only 0.01% of people get this right...
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- Опубликовано: 24 дек 2022
- This game outsmarted a professional engineer... The life lessons in this game are disturbing...
This mobile game app is called Who Die First so we have to choose a stickman in every story who we think is going to be ended first! If this stickman survives, we lose our coins, but if we guess it correctly, we get another super fun story and we can pick a new stickman! Can we guess who dies first? Let's find out!
LINKS!
PATREON: / realcivilengineer
MERCH: realcivilengineer.com
MEMBERSHIP: / @realcivilengineergaming
REDDIT: / realcivilengineer
TWITCH: / realcivilengineer
PADDY (MY DOG): / @paddytheapprentice
STREAM ARCHIVE: / @realcivilengineerarchive
PLAYLISTS!
MINI MOTORWAYS: • Mini Motorways
INFRA: • INFRA!
DORFROMANTIK: • Dorfromantik
CITIES SKYLINES - ENGITOPIA: • Cities Skylines - Engi...
KERBAL SPACE PROGRAM: • KSP
POLY BRIDGE 2: • Poly Bridge 2
HYDRONEER: • Hydroneer
VARIETY PLAYLIST: • VARIETY PLAYLIST
Epic Game Store Support-A-Creator Code: RCE
(In connection with Epic Games’ Support-A-Creator Program, I may receive a commission from certain in-game purchases)
#realcivilengineer #engineering #whodiefirst 
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"Am I getting better or am I getting dumber playing this?"
The answer is yes Matt 🤣
getting better at getting dumber?
get it
that's high maths 🤣
I just farted
@@martijng2859 the highest quality information
This game really has Mafia city ads content all over it just with stickmen
3:30 if you think about it, that was self-defense. If he hadn't removed the bridge, when the car came back it would have run him over.
WOW good logic
Objection. Speculation. My client would've braked. He was an honest hard working man who have never and would never hurt a soul.
@@kba Objection. You're also speculating.
Examining the facts of the case, your client had ample opportunity to apply the brakes when approaching the pit after the bridge was removed. He failed to do so, resulting not only in his own death but also the death of his passenger. He is clearly not an attentive driver.
@@John73John My client's vehicle has state of the art racing brakes and would've had enough time to brake before hitting your client, although he shouldn't be in the middle of the road in the first place. The reason he didn't brake for the ditch is because the surface is completely flat and the ditch is not visible from the driver's perspective.
It was NOT my client who killed him and his passanger, it was your client who removed the bridge MURDERING my client and his pregnant wife (god rest her soul).
@@kba Your client knew the ditch was there from his previous passage over the bridge only a few seconds earlier. The end-posts of the bridge are clearly visible from the driver's seat, regardless of direction of travel, and the abscense of them later on is also readily apparent. He had adequate indications that the bridge was missing, and ignored them. Your client is a negligent driver, plain and simple.
I'm assuming the developer was a 12 year old?
Or an incel.
@@maximilianschultz8244 mentally equivalent
Or he is just making a mobile game
@@Blackphillip12 just cause they made a game doesnt mean it's not heavily incel
@@1stdragon123 does it affect you and your life in anyway shape or form?
If I've learned anything from this, it's that angry/upset people never die
Hey Matt, Infraspace just had a MASSIVE update. The map is now 4 times bigger, you can now terraform your planet among many other things. I would love it if you checked it out.
man his infra space video make me want to buy a pc more and more just so I can give it a try XD
Hard to think his last infraspace vid was almost a year ago.
Code Bullet has entered the chat
I know the guy, but i don't get it
what do you mean??
@@arandomguyoninternet1163 same
and AI ed the F*** Sh*** out of this game?
?
A really civil, properly engineered Christmas to all, and surely we can design structures that look far better than what's what.
Getting heavy incel vibes from this game
Seems like a "game" where the only point of it is to make you watch ads while it shows you silly animations of people dying.
And also bait and switching
In the Immortal words of Shawn: "But dogs can still look up!"
...They actually can. They just usually don't.
This game is incredibly well made for the age of the person I assume they made the game
Merry Bridgemas!!!
Matt's commentary on this type of games is making them just so much more amazing! Luv it!
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Life lessons from this game: murder and misogyny. But Merry Christmas anyway!
I like the way you always are able to ridicule architects, anyways, good work and merry christmas for all of you.
18:15 toilet can penetrate walls but sniper riffle can't
19:15*
Merry Christmas to Matt, and to all the subscribers and commenters here!
I love how you can make normal mid cheap games fun and entertaining. One of the best channels on this platform!!
the way woman logic works in this game, sure it wasnt programmed by andrew tate?
Yeah the blatant misogyny in the game is quite unsettling
@@ainou6676 ty for the warning, was about to go try it before watching the video
Makes it extra upsetting that this appears to be a game that is trying to sell itself to kids
@@ainou6676 Because men just killing each other for kicks is so much better. The things you people miss is hilarious.
@@unknownsword9042
they go out of their way to only show the women as greedy
The base stickman is a man, so everything not including a gold digger (or otherwise negatively portrayed) woman, only includes men
When you say "you people" I assume you're an anti-sjw
I used to be one too.... when I was 10 years old
LMAOOOO. Did Andrew Tate make this game? But with all the teaching moments thrown out looks more like Dharmann 🤣🤣
11:38 lmao
You know, this game taught me the true meaning of Christmas.
2:02
Matt : what are they teaching kids with this game ?!?
Me : Facts !
This video erased my last brain cells. No regrets
"you get more points being faster" "never gets the more points again" hahaha :"D
weird how they gotta make “boy” and “girl” stick figures
you’d think a circle and lines would be gender neutral but they’ve always gotta make a pink one with boobs just in case you can’t tell
U mad they don't have trans stick figures or something?
@@adeeshadeegala5900 no
He asks a question and asks us to not answer it, does he think that we are architects?
This was just hilarious. One of your videos I laughed the most at in an almost uncontrollable way.
I sense of developer with relationship issues...
3:06 "I can ride my bike with no handlebars.. No handlebars. No handlebars. I can ride my bike with no handlebars..."
"The architect on the right" hahahahah😂😂
I like how no matter what it's somehow the player dies .
Like in you vs AI , you win AI loses ,and vice versa
I feel like I lost brain cells watching this game
Matt really uploading on Christmas day?! This man doesn't take a break, I've not even watched it yet I just wanted to commend your workrate. Merry Bridgemas!
don't spy on someone taking a dump, good life lesson.
What !?! No bridge review?
"soap box derby racer" had me dead 9:44
From my experience reading Chinese novels, I could bet it was made by conservative Chinese people. It might not, but the chances are high.
EDIT: To clarify, in this game everyone is petty, women are materialistic, men are skirt-chasers, and revenge is the highest form of justice. This should sound familiar to anyone who read any Chinese novel (be it romance, xianxia or wuxia).
I'm guessing Vietnamese just because on the level where it shows people texting each other there is Vietnamese writing visible.
Have to commend the effort they went into making all the animations and scenarios to this game
1:23
This tell that love is blind
Wait a minute… 3:33 where’s our bridge review?!
Moral of this story: Don't messes with mad/angry people, they can kill you with every possible ways.
Nobody:
Matt, when there is somebody doing emotional stuff:
WE FINALLY GOT A NEW COMBO
15:10
YES you were Matt 🤣😀 . Rce would have never been an idiot!
The phone one reminded me of another video I commented on a few days ago xD someone said "Looks like the strongest shape" to which I replied they looked like a RCE fan, turns out they were 😂
Thank god the noon drop is still a thing on Christmas
Mat: Am I getting better or am I getting dumber ( 19:55 ) me: both
Merry Bridgemas to all, and to all a good fight! 👍 🎄
Gotta love that the rocket launcher at 20:47 is the wrong way around, but the rocket isn't. I initially thought it was just the grip, but it's whole damn thing.
The real lesson here is that Civil Engineer has never met a dog because he thinks dogs "can't look up".
What's even weirder is that he was a dog
That full on vector sequence from 10:44 was cool ngl.
I think the difficulty is flat but you are just getting better at knowing what will happen in the game based on past experience
Seems kind of arbitrary who dies. 😊
Wow! I learned so much 🤣 Happy holidays to you!
This game makes more sense once you realize every character is secretly a Marvel superhero. Be especially careful of Turdman, the man who can projectile poo turds at supersonic speeds.
it makes so much sense now 🤯
Merry Christmas RCE this was a great gift for a cold christmas morn
"Have I just been an idiot this whole time??"
An architect probably made this game
“That’s why you don’t spy on someone taking a dump”😂😂😂😂
Those love triangles reminded me the opening scene of a Jigsaw film in which there was a similar love triangle and ended up good nemesis
every time i hear you say: "am i a idiot", my brain switches to:" are you shtupid mate". XD
19:09 - She is clearly an engineer, the man must be an architect as he was being weird with the girl so she did the only logical thing, took a toilet, launched it at the man
0:24 and how good of a shot is the guy
This was a perfect video for a christmas hangover
20:07 - I think the game developers are Vietnamese LOL. The 2 screenshots have "Nhập tin nhắn..." which is Enter message in Vietnamese. 🤣
"But I am now a light bulb head!"
- RCE
15:42 it's bc he got pulled by the rock he didn't jump
If you want to try a silly and morbid browser game, Karoshi: Suicide Salaryman has some decent puzzles.
“Life lesson: don’t watch RCE videos… WAI-“ *pauses* welp, RCE is a wise man, gotta do what he says. *Disconects*
Keep up the good work man, love ur videos! And, merry Christmas to u too man!🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
21:51 - 21:56
Uhh, he's just walked off a cliff and died, off a cliff and died, off a cliff and died- I think they're watching RCE videos understandable.
RCE are you saying that people who watch your videos have a suicidal tendency or that we just are are mentally trapped and absorbed into your videos when we watch them, completely mesmerized and oblivious to our surroundings?
Love the reffeerence to this stickman video at min 2:00
Her it's a Christmas Real Engineer Miracle... I guess that means all the architects got coal for Christmas
most important video before my physics final
The dev should play a different video depending on which person you click on so you always lose.
Matt has always never not been an idiot 😂
RCE try and play ARK i bet it would be a hit, would be absolutely hilarious too, HAPPY HOLLADAYS! Give paddy some patts
RCE: dont watch RCE videos!
him 5 seconds later: no i take it back!!!
The guy in the branch fell like 8 feet. He ain't dead.
"He's got dog-like qualities" Dogs can look up, pigs can't
Life lessons with RCE! I learned so much from this video!
RCE! On Christmas! Merry Christmas!!!
Based on the thumbnail, I'm going to say the cameraman. He has to be impaled by those spikes to get that shot.
I need a RCE and DangerouslyFunny collab. Not sure how you would go about doing it with the games you guys play but it would break the universe if it were to happen.
Seconded!
"Boosh! From Behind!" 16:35ish
22:20 that some AVGN there
Here in an hour. Love the video, this was my first Christmas gift of the day. Thanks Matt
"am i gettin better am i getting dumber by playing this? "
dumber 110%
@@xChikyx no it is yes
To my calculations 😂😂😂
But why there wasn't a Bridge Review?
That last challenge is relatable ngl
For next time : Use units to defend / mine, Very fun.
The super sonic toilet throw by the pink lady was absolutely EPIC!!!! 😄😄
Merry Christmas!!!
11:34 my personal favourite
When did people start calling sniper rifles "snipers"? I remember a time when nobody ever said that. I'm not criticizing, just curious.
Thanks for the videos and have a Merry Christmas! =]
Nah bruh what is the that woman doing in 3:05
I can listen to you play anything, lol.