If I remember correctly, in the old EU there was an Ewok Jedi that Luke took in for training. Sadly he went full Sith after going full rage mode once he came back to Endor to see his people suffering from slavers.
I am convinced The Mandalorian takes place in a Bethesda RPG. Though I would like to mention that he is a bounty hunter his job is literally to go to a place and find a person.
@@dbelow_1556terrible?? You mean the most watched and loved game-based TV series beyond LoL: Arcane? Keep huffing that copium mate They did a great job.
I mean, the Mandolarian did this a few times because that's his job. I don't recall Boba Fett doing a fetch mission like this even once. Those are the two shows I watched, and "every Star Wars show" is scoring 1 out of 2. Are there any other ways in which the shows are Bethesda games that maybe I'm missing?
I mean that happens a lot in just Star Wars in general, even the movies. Attack of the Clones: Go to Kamino, find the bounty hunter. Go to Geonosis, find count Doku. Revenge of the Sith: Go to Utapau, find General Grievous. A New Hope: Find Obiwan, find Princess Leia. Empire Strikes Back: Go to Dagobah, find Yoda. Go to Cloud City, find Lando. Force Awakens: Find Luke
I think the difference is that the characters usually come to these conclusions about where they should go by themselves, and have prior knowledge of who they are meeting instead of being told by a random dude they have known for one day to go find a random dude they have never met before five times in a row
i mean this is kinda the clone wars too except where they go is wherever palps and the jedi council order them to and sometimes it actually makes a good story like the Obi Wan fakes his death and goes undercover arc
@mattyb9991 Roasts and Criticisms are like in a Venn Diagram. Criticisms can be roasts, and roasts can be criticisms. However, roasts are mainly well-done clever insults and criticisms mainly are highlights of flaws. So you can have a roast without criticism and you can criticize without roasting.
There must be something wrong with the inertial darpen compensators. It’s not letting and floof into the insilbob territory. If we don’t find a way to fix this quick, we will be 3 hides to moon square in a buckle box, before long.
Star Wars ended when a planet named "Christophsis" in the Christoph system was made canon. It's my first name, I should feel flattered - but it's so dumb!!!
Aren't the systems usually named after the main planet of importance? Maybe Christophe is the main planet of the system and Christophesis is a slightly les important planet in the system or just another name for the main planet
“Can’t I just go back to bounty hunting??? The fans like bounty hunting!” “NOOO ONLY MCMUFFINS! The board and writers can only think of McMuffins!!!!!” “THEY’RE CALLED MCGUFFINS!!! DANG IT!!!”
@@ghhn4505 *ahem* for 3 people with leftovers First you need 4 eggs and 300 grams of Parmesan cheese, I like to add a bit more, put those in a bowl and mix, then add a bit of salt and pepper because for some reason it has worked out very well when I do that at this time Then start some Canadian bacon on medium heat on a high "wall" pan, enough to have 300 grams of pasta in there as well, it's canadian bacon and dont have access to regular bacon and it just works, stir regularly once it starts to sizzle While you cook the bacon start a pot of water on high heat, this is for the pasta, cook the pasta then strain it Put the strained pasta in the bacon pan, then add the sauce made at the beginning in slowly while stirring I suggest having extra salt and pepper at the table
When you think about it, alot of the goals for those movies were to go traveling, probably to show off the different aliens in those galaxy and show that the conflict isn't just in areas that look like humans
Would've been nice of they had shown more non-humanoid sentience throughout the series though. The whole "hundreds of sentient species from all corners of the galaxy arriving at the same evolutionary contrivance as humans" shtick is old and overused. Humans in funny hats are all well and good, but I'd like to see a sentient shellfish encased in a steel bathysphere struggle to use a shoddy text-to-speach program to communicate with the most anatomically improbable creature they've ever seen; a human. Our brains are in our heads man! We've got like 5 permanent off-buttons in really inconvenient places, breathe through shoddily retrofitted gills still connected to our digestive systems (with all of the problems that entails), only one heart despite having a redundant kidney and lung, we use our ears for balance just as much as hearing, and the core of our endoskeletons are a stack of bones originally designed to be horizontal, and on an evolutionary scale basically just rotated 90° over night (with all the issues that brings). I'd bet money that the most humanoid features on most other sentient species are hands and (possibly) binocular vision, but even that could be different.
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"Go to broke ass, find ramen noodles" I feel called out with that one lmfao
If you do then you should be expecting a adventurer soon
Star Wars is just the movie version of the game Far Away Horse.
Excuse me but are you sir. Ramen noodles
Oof. Yeah 😂
Now I AM craving for some Ramen!☝️😅
Broke ass and ramen noodles got me
Same.
Bro I'm crying I was about to say the same shit
😂😂😂 I thought I was hearing shit 💀 😂
Fr
Net Flix for me.
At first I was like “ok. This all seems pretty plausible” and then the Jedi Ewok said “go to Netflix” and it just broke me.
Find Tig Nataro. The comedian.
and then "Go to brokeass. Find ramen noodles."
gone
If I remember correctly, in the old EU there was an Ewok Jedi that Luke took in for training.
Sadly he went full Sith after going full rage mode once he came back to Endor to see his people suffering from slavers.
"Go to notafada, find mo-ree" was pretty good.
I still don't get it, could you elaborate please?
It took me a min lol😂
@rogerramiussergeialexander5541 not the father, Murray
@@mattladuke3992 *Maury
@@rogerramiussergeialexander5541it's a reference to the Maury Show, which the internet mostly knows for reveals about paternity tests.
"Go to Shethicc, find Billie Eillish."
Definitely find her there
Ohhhhh, that's what he said... Excuse me, gotta go find a chatbot to do... Something
@@samlaxson3623Bro told on himself😭😭
@@GetwipedboiiiIf you think that twig is "thicc", my GOD you have low standards for ass size.
@@samlaxson3623that’s strange.
I am convinced The Mandalorian takes place in a Bethesda RPG.
Though I would like to mention that he is a bounty hunter his job is literally to go to a place and find a person.
Yeah the show was never good
Another settlement needs our help I'll mark it on your map
Still a little more info would be great. 😂
Both are poorly written
I mean its Alright like-
"Go to carbonara, find quiznos sub" 😂😂
That was my favorite too 😂
Had me crying
Can someone explain?
I am pretty sure there is a Quiznos sub outside this hide out.
It was the best. 😢
Imagine saying, "Go to Earth. Find Dave."
Good thing Star Wars planets are like 50 miles wide and have only one biome and the population of a small town
"Go to Ee-erth, find Da-Ve"
Go to Earth. Find Bad Writer.
Even worse: go to earth, find Jin (could be English speaking, jean or Asian!)
@@GegenscheinVRCyep lmao
Thou shalt get sidetracked by bullshit every time
The golden rule.
@@Allister_1of where?
@@strateupgamr7 The Wasteland
Can't believe anyone really cared that that terrible show made a side quest reference
@@dbelow_1556terrible??
You mean the most watched and loved game-based TV series beyond LoL: Arcane?
Keep huffing that copium mate
They did a great job.
“Go to Brokass, find Ramannoodles” xD
cup noodles are abunbent on that planet
"Go to Broke-azz. Find Rama Noodles." XD
Ramen noodles
@@Manperor I'm spelling it like they pronounced it as a joke.
"go to carbonara. find quezno sub"
im already there.
Shri Ram noodles jay jay !
“Go to autism” lol
“There you will find Allthe Trains” XD
Thought he said water 7
Gaming
XD I didn't even catch that one first time 'round. Brilliant
@@jameslamberton7671 Funniest joke I’ve seen in a minute
"Go to autism. There you'll find the trains" 😂😂😂
Ahl Datrainz
and the planes
I like trains
I thought it was traits
Nah it’s trains. The best thing to watch zoom by your house
This doesn't just sum up the Mandalorian. But the Womandalorian. And the Childalorian too.
THE'RE LIKE ANIMALS!!
Enbylorian sounds so badass though. . .
Persolorian
Non-binarylorian
So we just slaughterorian them! I hate themalorian
They've finally figured it out. Star Wars is just one big networking event!
Star Wars is just one big mainstream piece of media with no more distinction from other bit pieces of mainstream media
I mean, the Mandolarian did this a few times because that's his job. I don't recall Boba Fett doing a fetch mission like this even once. Those are the two shows I watched, and "every Star Wars show" is scoring 1 out of 2. Are there any other ways in which the shows are Bethesda games that maybe I'm missing?
“Find Billy eilish”
**Shows Tusken raider**
That checks out
Well, it’s a good trade because Tuscan raider is cuter and sounds way better
Don't forget she was hiding on Shethicc
Go to she thick find billie eilish
Shows tuskan
“This is just a tuskan”
Tuskan spins 360 degrees
Billie eilish
I think they’re supposed to be different unrelated quests.
@@mc.builder8267 probably but it’s funny to think that
Did the guy say go to broke ass, find ramen noodles. Sounds like how most people describe college.
I mean that happens a lot in just Star Wars in general, even the movies.
Attack of the Clones: Go to Kamino, find the bounty hunter. Go to Geonosis, find count Doku.
Revenge of the Sith: Go to Utapau, find General Grievous.
A New Hope: Find Obiwan, find Princess Leia.
Empire Strikes Back: Go to Dagobah, find Yoda. Go to Cloud City, find Lando.
Force Awakens: Find Luke
Not to mention silly names like the Calamaris
@@Baka_Baka_RR: "Go to Brokeass, find Roman noodles!"
I think the difference is that the characters usually come to these conclusions about where they should go by themselves, and have prior knowledge of who they are meeting instead of being told by a random dude they have known for one day to go find a random dude they have never met before five times in a row
And just like that, you gave Bethesda ANOTHER bad quest design.
Last Jedi and Rise of Skywalker: Find a better movie
all I heard was carbonara and that's one of my favorite pastas
Quiznos sub
Taking this user out to dinner you got taste
Pasta!
Al Detranes has a massive wiki article, despite only having 5 seconds of screen time.
Is that a play of words for All the trains?
@@valthenvega2434 Yeah
Don’t forget the wipe transition immediately after
"Go to Autesm, there you will find all the trains"😂
I'm dying laughing keep it up ❤
This artwork reminds me of Genndy Tartakovsky's artstyle it looks great!
SPOT ON ME TOO
"Go to Anakin. Find tattoooine"
It's turned into a bunch of fetch quests...
Another settlement needs our help I'll mark it on your map
Despite this being a joke, some great character designs for just a star wars bit, man.
"Go do Autasem, there you will find the trains" XD
they say a powerful sith secretly resides there under the name Ilakutraines
“Go to broke ass! Find ramen noodles!” That should be canon and should be a what if for star wars
Go to au-tiz-sum there you will find all da trains lol
Billy Eilish told me to go to Autism for some trains?
Star Wars shows seem to be built out of fetch quests.
Especially the video games lol
I am wondering how the voice actor didn’t break down 500 times laughing when they got the script
“go to hevsjkqbejanwnsuwn and find my slaves”
go to america to find white guy
“Go to bigdixx, find andrew tate”
This is the greatest Star Wars roast I've ever seen lmao.
wouldnt say its a roast more of a criticism
@@BurningMarsh what, in your opinion, is the core difference between the two?
i mean this is kinda the clone wars too except where they go is wherever palps and the jedi council order them to and sometimes it actually makes a good story like the Obi Wan fakes his death and goes undercover arc
@mattyb9991 Roasts and Criticisms are like in a Venn Diagram. Criticisms can be roasts, and roasts can be criticisms. However, roasts are mainly well-done clever insults and criticisms mainly are highlights of flaws. So you can have a roast without criticism and you can criticize without roasting.
"Bix Dunga on Sukweep." I could believe those to be names in Star Wars.
Same with tignataro, moree, and Sheetik
I don’t get that one.
“Go to Carbonara, find Quiz-no Sub”
Easily my favourite one
I kinda don't get it
"Go to she thick"
"Find Billie Eilish"
“Go to notta fath ah , find MAU-RY” 😂
Get out of the house. There, you will find grass
As a resident of Atizem, I'm glad to say our new High Chancellor Allde Trayns is looking to be a real gamechanger. I hear he used to be a surgeon...
Okay this is just win.
"Go to Disney, there you will find Nemo"😂
How ridiculous. Star Wars doesn’t always follow that same formula. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to go to Tanalorr in search oh Dagan Gera.
Go to jail, do NOT pass go
Loved that Andor episode. Really a pivotal part of the character development and world building.
No, this is just Star Wars.
There must be something wrong with the inertial darpen compensators. It’s not letting and floof into the insilbob territory. If we don’t find a way to fix this quick, we will be 3 hides to moon square in a buckle box, before long.
Quizno sub is my favorite Star Wars character
I liked the one where they go Quarbo Nara to find Ques Noss'ub.
I don't get that one
@@eric_moore-6126my dude
Carbanara...
Quiznos sub...
“Go to water 7, there you’ll find trains”
He said "Autis'Em"
@@alexhoughton3305OP is referring to One Piece
Dude I also thought he said "Water 7"
Don't worry man I got it 🏴☠️
@@plusultra6453 well it’s not exactly wrong either, ask franky
Did I just hear Billie Eilish and ramen noodles?
"Go to brokeass find ramen noodles"
What goes up and never comes down?
This is because Disney blew all their money on unreal engine green screens and are trying to make a use of them lol
And this just for give us a lot of desert planets, because everione knows we need More desert type planets, the cheapest to recreate
"Go to NotAFather, find MaurY"
you forgot the numbers "go to pishurk-45b"
Billie Eilish is a tusken raider confirmed
Star Wars ended when a planet named "Christophsis" in the Christoph system was made canon. It's my first name, I should feel flattered - but it's so dumb!!!
Aren't the systems usually named after the main planet of importance? Maybe Christophe is the main planet of the system and Christophesis is a slightly les important planet in the system or just another name for the main planet
@@kindtheking9349 Yeah, but ... but ... "Christoph" ... XD
“Go to broke ass find ramen noodles” nice
Omg it's Glup Shitto
Omg this he tumblr is real!!!
“Can’t I just go back to bounty hunting??? The fans like bounty hunting!”
“NOOO ONLY MCMUFFINS! The board and writers can only think of McMuffins!!!!!”
“THEY’RE CALLED MCGUFFINS!!! DANG IT!!!”
Go to Mac Donild, find Mik Guffen
@@lightningleopard8877”SON OF A GITH!!!” Mando proceeds to punt a Jawa.
“Go to Ateesem, find Alda Tranes” LMAO
*Autism
This is of course all happening on Tatooine
Was that an ewok jedi?🥹
This art style fits Star Wars so well though!
Go to brok-Az find Ramen Noodles 😂
Sheethicc genuinly sounds like a Star System
Oh god, I thought he said shedick 👁️💀
"Go to broke ass, find ramen noodles" 🤣🤣🤣
"Oh no. We can't do our mission cause... we're out of milk. Guess we better get some at this new planet." (Tatooine again)
Roll a D4 on whether its Tatooine or one of 3 other identical to Tatooine planets.
And so the saga of Glup Shitto continues....
I love the idea of Tig Nataro becoming a canonical Star Wars character
I mean, she's already in Star Trek.
the character's designs actually look good so disney couldnt have possibly made this !
😮
The ART is so beautiful!
👍🏻👍🏻
_"There you will find all the trains"_
I lol'd hard - Level 5 Tism's only will understand fr
*I will own all London north eastern Railway A1s*
Find billie eyelash lmao 🤣🎉
The Ewok Jedi broke me! 😂
I can actually make carbonara
Share your recipe
@@ghhn4505 *ahem* for 3 people with leftovers
First you need 4 eggs and 300 grams of Parmesan cheese, I like to add a bit more, put those in a bowl and mix, then add a bit of salt and pepper because for some reason it has worked out very well when I do that at this time
Then start some Canadian bacon on medium heat on a high "wall" pan, enough to have 300 grams of pasta in there as well, it's canadian bacon and dont have access to regular bacon and it just works, stir regularly once it starts to sizzle
While you cook the bacon start a pot of water on high heat, this is for the pasta, cook the pasta then strain it
Put the strained pasta in the bacon pan, then add the sauce made at the beginning in slowly while stirring
I suggest having extra salt and pepper at the table
Star Wars shows do feel like this.
Go to broke arse to find ramen noodles
TwT so real TwT so real brother
Not bad artwork mate! Love the hunter just going on big travel journey.
"Fuck this! I don't need food money anyways..."
Fetch Quest : A Star Wars story
I mean hes not wrong
She-Thicc, Billie Eillish? 😂
When you think about it, alot of the goals for those movies were to go traveling, probably to show off the different aliens in those galaxy and show that the conflict isn't just in areas that look like humans
Would've been nice of they had shown more non-humanoid sentience throughout the series though. The whole "hundreds of sentient species from all corners of the galaxy arriving at the same evolutionary contrivance as humans" shtick is old and overused. Humans in funny hats are all well and good, but I'd like to see a sentient shellfish encased in a steel bathysphere struggle to use a shoddy text-to-speach program to communicate with the most anatomically improbable creature they've ever seen; a human. Our brains are in our heads man! We've got like 5 permanent off-buttons in really inconvenient places, breathe through shoddily retrofitted gills still connected to our digestive systems (with all of the problems that entails), only one heart despite having a redundant kidney and lung, we use our ears for balance just as much as hearing, and the core of our endoskeletons are a stack of bones originally designed to be horizontal, and on an evolutionary scale basically just rotated 90° over night (with all the issues that brings). I'd bet money that the most humanoid features on most other sentient species are hands and (possibly) binocular vision, but even that could be different.
Bruh, I never realized it, but they're right.
Star Wars as a whole has been "Go to x" and "Find y"
You must go to Griffindor to find Harry
Go to water 7 💀💀💀
We're so screwed
A Star Was fan will look you dead in the eyes and say, “Bro I’m so excited for the next episode of the Melanomian, they’re bringing back Glup Shitto”
😂 that is how star wars names people or places! 🎉
Every one of these designs feel so much more STAR WARS than what we see in the shows
And that is how we know Star Wars became a lowcost RPG.
fetch quests
You must find Water on Lugia's typing.
Go to Welsh and you will find KK
I got to Lugia’s typing and all I’m finding is Psychic and Flying. Barren desert with only a single hydro pump.
@@hibbs1712 I also did the journey and I also found surf and rain dance.
@@justinn8541akaDrPokemonAll I could find was a mere Water Gun..
this is more lore friendly than Disney lol.
Time to break out CV-11's Dumb Star Wars names counter.
This is ridiculous! An absolutely ludicrous summarization of Star Wars! And it…it…oh dear Lord, it's not wrong at all.
This is gold😂
I can't get over Piv Corn Dip
“Go to she thicc and find billie Ellish” got me dead bro
Find Ramen Noodles had me dead 😂
Unrealistic, all of them were new characters instead of just callbacks to previous stuff.
Lost it at Netflix 😂
When errand boys/girls write a show:
Lol you do be finding trains at water 7