Lol if this was a normal knife made of hardened tempered stainless steel you would hear it squeaking and crying super loud as it was bent and it would eventually start to glow red, if he was bending it over and over as fast as he is in this video.
@Barry Keating Technically *Wenger* are not knock offs! Both Victorinox and Wenger had contracts with the Swiss government to manufacture the original 'soldier' knife for the military.
Same 45 bucks for my Explorer that I gave away after 10 years to thank someone and now I have the Evolution 23 Delémont (Victorinox/Wenger in 1) and it was 65 bucks. And it never feels like I paid too much for them. The only thing I ever break on Victorinox are the scales because I can be clumsy and drop them once every few years. But the tools never failed. Great value!
Works great, not sure why so many complaints from others ruclips.net/user/postUgkx0vyBwjtx9GGOuiqUVT2sRoYqmDoNT_RI Battery life is good and comes with two blades. For those complaining about the missing nuts... It's not detrimental to the functionality of the device and can be easily replaced with a string instead.
THE NEW AND IMPROVED FRENCH ARMY KNIFE! Great for EDC! Simply break off all the tools to save tons weight! Much easier to run and... uh... run with than those heavy swiss models! ACT NOW AND IT CAN BE YOURS! BUT WAIT, THERES MORE! Be one of the first ten callers and we'll throw in a tetanus booster FREE! Just pay shipping and handling! Operators are standing by.
Austin Babcock That's the problem with the world these days. We are feeding these poor African children with inferior products. At least get them a real Swiss army knife to eat.
The Problem IS that IT IS NOT a Swiss Army Knife, but a Knock Off. A REAL Swiss Army Knife should have Victorinox Swiss Made stamped on it. And they are ALL very fine pieces of equipment. One has been in my EDC gear for well over 40 Years. I did wear out (blades became too small to sharpen) 2 in the 40 years.
Im sorry but I feel your wrong, swiss army knife is NOT a brand, it is NOT marked on any knife made by victorinox, it is simply known as A SWISS ARMY KNIFE since it has been issued to the swiss army, its a generic term associated with the knife design, you do NOT go to a website and buy a swiss army knife you buy a victorinox, model...I will make a video talking about knife terms since so many peopel interchange terms...
That is a multitool made by Victorinox called a swiss army knife, not a brand called the swiss army knife. It's only the styling that makes it a swiss army knife DogSoldier1973
DogSoldier1973 victorinox makes swiss army knives, not victorinox makes the swis army knife. check this one out www.wengerna.com/wenger-swiss-army-knives
春日歩 Im sorry if Im missing your Point and the answer is not only directed to you, but both Companys have made knifes to the forces, not only the Swiss army there is a German version to, and to day Victorynox owns Wenger.
Bought a Gerber Gator Machete once. Never again will I buy a Gerber product. The blade is advertised as a "high carbon steel" on the package. In reality it's probably a tin alloy. The blade caved in like a can after a few chops.
+moneyboy503 please tell me you people are joking, i have tested a ton of gerber stuff aspecialy the bear grylls stuff and by god it is the worst crap i have purchased in my life... i mean do you guys just have it on your belt 24/7 or what? because the quality is so shit i broke multiple of them on stupid things like cuttin ga can of coke in half -.-
its obvious that it is not a swiss army knife, if it isnt made by wenger or victorinox it isnt a swiss army knife. is that Cristina purring in the background ;-)
swiss army knife is a style of tool not a brand, a generic term used to cover all brands and versions of this knife, Ill make a video talking about generic knife terminology, like how people call all fixed blades buck knives, lol
cutlerylover I hate to disagree with you but a real swiss army knife only is made by victorynox or wenger, v=Td_K6rsn8y4, made in switserland, first ones made in 1884, 8 years ago victorinox took over wenger so all real swiss army knifes are now made by victorinox all others are cheap copies not even worth looking at
cutlerylover Will just reiterate other commenters since there wasn't a reply. Indeed, "Swiss Army" knife is an actual trademark shared by Victorinox and Wenger until being acquired by Victorinox a decade ago. Now, the only legitimate "Swiss Army"-branded knives are made by Victorinox. Admittedly, the brand is prominent enough that it is arguable whether it can be used as freely as "chapstick," "aspirin," or "escalator," is another worthwhile question. Indeed, "Swiss Army" is still trademarked which may or may not be true in certain areas for trademarks like those above that have at least become generic de facto. But, more importantly, in terms of its use in vernacular, "Swiss Army" still conjures up images for virtually everyone of a red pocket knife with the Swiss cross on it, whether specifically Victorinox's emblem or not. This may be a cycle where this association persists with trademark protection, but the fact of the matter is that "Swiss Army" is iconic. ChapStick or Kleenex did not, or perhaps can not, manage to maintain their icon, which is well enough because there are only so many ways you can distinctly manufacture and package lip balm or facial tissue before it becomes ridiculous. Enough competition exists that if "multitool" had been originally trademarked "MultiTool (TM)," it likely would have already been absorbed as everyday language as easily as "dry ice" is now. While this, as I mentioned, can be questioned, the argument surrounding it will ultimately be pedantic. A Swiss Army knife is, both de facto and de jure, a brand held by Victorinox and recognized most commonly by their pocket knives. It would resemble the argument that citizens of the United States not be referred to as "Americans," since America embodies North, Central, and South America. It is arguable but futile...everyone already understands what "American" means. You can probably refer to similar knives accurately as Swiss Army-styled knife, pocket knife, multi-tool, or (most effectively, in this context" any take on "Swiss Army knockoff" or "Swiss Army counterfeit." It is completely understandable and defensible that it people would be confused if you use "Swiss Army" or "swiss army" generically. It is not yet generic _enough_ in both language and law; by that, "Swiss Army knife" has been used to refer to the style of knife generically, but beyond no-name, small-time, or counterfeit products, it always leads back to Victorinox or Wenger's Swiss Army trademark. At the end of the day, it comes down to *competition*. And given the Swiss Army knife design is not especially innovative or appealing enough today for other companies to encroach on and compete with, since customers look emphatically to Victorinox for their reputation and consistently quality products, it probably will continue well into the future if little changes in Victorinox's registration of the Swiss Army trademark and the world of making, selling, and buying pocket knives and multitools. Thanks for the video though! It was hilarious how terrible that knockoff was.
ThatSpeakerofTruth The problem with most American people is that they think everything thats not American made is junk, over here in Europe we made high quality stuff even before Amercia was founded (or even was found by Columbus or even the vikings before that). Americans forget their roots, and that is Europe. So comparing some chinese junk with high quality stuff made in Europe is just plain stupid, even comparing a lot of American made junk to our quality made stuff in Europe is just stupid, a lot of American people still have a lot to learn.
happymark1805 Actually, I think he's poking fun at the fact that a de facto "american designed and packaged" product was obviously made in china with extremely horrid quality control out of materials no one in their right mind would actually make into a tool you would depend on with your life on the line. McGuyver would never have trusted such a shoddy piece of work ... he had the real deal in his pocket.
@@dagoblinmuhammada7647 Depends. If he says ''I had'' it means he doesn't have it any more (completed action). If he says ''I've had'' that means he still has it.
This is a perfect video showing how bad the fake "Swiss" army knives are! Keep up the good work Jeff! Hoping to see more Victorinox reviews in the future!!!
adorable enderMine was too (not counting a tiny little thing I got that was designed to go on your keys), and my first and current fixed blade knife is a Morakniv. Can't go wrong with a Mora, they're cheap and reliable, as is a proper SAK (not so much cheap, but hey ho)
There should be a ban enforced on crappy Chinese products (or crappy products in general). They are unusable and lead to tonnes of unnecessary waste and pollution. Enforce quality; if you want a decent product you pay for it, and with it you get a guarantee/warranty. Protect your neighbors workplaces and wages, and make shitty products illegal.
fuck that! Buyer's responsibility! If you pay 10$ for a knife and expect to get a good product you deserve the shit piece you get. This company won't last long and the knife will be soon out of production because of how shitty it is. You don't need to ban it to make it go away. And if anyone was dumb enough to buy it expecting to get a good knife they deserve the shit they get.
Teo Sanchez "Buyer's responsibility!" So you're against product safety codes? I guess you won't mind if you're electrocuted by a shitty toaster - but don't worry, the company who made it won't last.
dictare You are correct ! In my opinion while I own many Chinese affordable products, it should be illegal to make knock offs, posing as an original product from another company that actually has quality. And also importing cheap Chinese stuff and rebranding and selling in another country. Because that is deceit and immoral China makes great products and also horrible and fake products, one needs to know what they’re getting into, but it’s inevitable that many people will be deceived and robbed of their hard earned money ......
Yes they were standard issue when I was in Boy Scouts a long time ago a spoon fork and rather large can opener (not attached though) but I usually just used the knife blade
lol I can't get over ''An american company, package and product designed in the U.S.A.'' ''made in china''. it doesn't make any sense and it's even worse because of how pathetic the knife is. It's more embarrassing than funny.
It depends on the company. Like Stark Clark said some Spyderco knives are made in China like the Byrd series. Many high end mass production knife makers like Kershaw (parent company of Zero Tolerance), Boker, SOG, Ka-Bar, begrudgingly Cold Steel, CRKT, Buck, and Spyderco all make some models in China. Granted they use cheaper steels, cost less, and are generally not as good as the product from the company's home country but they're no joke. Some of the best knives I own like the Kershaw Cryo II and the Kershaw Leek are made in China and are rock solid and high quality. Both of the knives cost around $30- $40 but you honestly cannot go wrong with them and they're fantastic EDC knives.
Some Spyderco branded knives made in china use premium steel also (not talking about the byrd series here). If Chinese quality is so bad, then why does the majority of manufacturing happen there? It would be fun to see you empty your house of Chinese made products, I'm fairly sure it be near enough empty.
Chinese High End products cost just like European or American High End products :P it's their low cost products that are really dangerous (like this knife)
Stark Clark Because, it's cheaper to manufacture (see: outsourcing) in China, than here in the US. As for other things like electronics, these types of products are made under strict guidelines, and are usually made with slightly better quality materials. Not "great", but "just good enough".
"It's like aluminum foil..." Proceeds to bend the corkscrew. Literally just burst out laughing. Great video Jeff! Can't say the same for the Swiss army potato...
What a terrible Swiss Army Knife imitation! I have the real deal Swiss Army Knife and the thing is as strong as an iron tank. Interesting video to watch.
Isabella A Rossellini The genuine Swiss Army knives are great. I still have one I got from my dad in the 1970s. I was laughing at this video how chintzy that thing is. I bet it was made from recycled aluminum cans.
If you have a Dollar Tree in your area, take a look in there and see if they have a "swiss army knife" in there. I bought one once. It's really not good.
You should have titled it "WORLDS WORST KNIFE fake Swiss Army Knife / Multitool". As real Victorinox SAKs and multitools are the opposite of worst. People unfamiliar with real thing might read the title and just assume you mean the real thing as well. Because well people are lazy, lol. But yeah you are right these knockoff are truly horrendous!
Well technically it's not a Swiss Army knife unless its made in Switzerland, specifically by Victorinox, or Wenger (when it still existed). Will youtube allow you to rename the video without having to re-upload?
iamtorcman I got my first SAK two months ago. Classic SD. Wonderful little thing, and I've used it at work so much. Cutting fruit and using the tweezers to remove everything.
+cutleerylover my current edc is a Swiss super tinker and i was wanting to upgrade and i was wondering what multi-tool do you think would be good to edc for me i am a mechanic btw
This video made me cringe, I seriously think those tools, where almost all made of aluminum. Haha. I had to take my Victorinox Officer's knife out of my pocket and appreciate its quality. :p
The tweezers were simply on the wrong side, the would have fit in on the other side just fine^^ And the "fingernail cleaning tool"/nail file is on the smallest Victorinox knives. Like, the ones that are about 2 cm long with just a tiny blade, scissors and a nail file
All small folding multitools regardless of brand (leatherman , victorinox , wenger .. etc ) can be broken with side to side play . This tool has the advantage of being cheap ( about 1 dollar ) . I have 1 too . After it is sharpen I use it to cut envelopes and boxes . That is 1 dollar well spent in my opinion ( instead of breaking the tool ).
I used my victorinox knife for a long time (6-7 years) I carry every time i go backpacking and have never once had a malfunction. I get your point though.
I have several victorinox models .. and i challenge you to try and break off any of the tools like that. You buy something like that doesn't speak well of yourself
I HAVE THIS EXACT MULTITOOL IN MY POCKET RIGHT NOW. Except FAR better-made and SO much more useable. (Also the handle is pink.) Seriously, every tool is in the exact same place (except I don't have the toothpick and tweezers, I lost those, but I think they lined up with the body the same derpy way), and looks almost exact same (except the corkscrew, which is more round, the fish scaler, which just looks a tad different teethwise, and the saw, which has offset teeth and actually looks like it can go through wood... although I haven't tried), but it's much sturdier- I don't see any tool on it bending (Heck, I've even tried, and I don't think I'm a weakling, but none of it even bent, even the corkscrew), and it's far more useable. The only problem I have with it is that the retaining mechanism is actually a bit stronger than I'd like for most tools, except- funnily enough- the almost-useless-for-my-purposes fish scaler, which is a tad loose. But oh well, it works pretty well regardless. And yes, it says STAINLESS STEEL CHINA right on the blade.
I'd never rely on something like this, but back when I was a kid I got a knock off of the Swiss Champ for $9!!! And holy crap was it SUPER shitty and fell apart, but what fun to pretend to have a Swiss Champ. Fun video, I love how crappy stuff is some times! As long as you're not counting on it.
I have a cheap swiss army sort of tool, it's a advertising for outdoor magazine, and it's yellow, and made in China, I'm not sticking up for Chinese made products, but I really don't use it that much, just around my desk to open a envelope or use the scissor, s, and sometimes I use the toothpick, but this one isn't too bad, from the outer appearance it look's like it was made good, like I said I don't use it rough, but so far the edge seem's to be holding up good, would I pay for it more than what I paid for it ($0.00) nope, I believe you get what you pay for, but for a el cheapo seriously it's not bad and worth the price I paid for it.
Breaks my heart that sweatshops in China are driving people to the brink of death just to mass produce crappy knockoffs like this. Have a good day, Jeff!
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"Why does this knife suck? Let me break it down for you."
Saedin (pun not intended)
Plot twist: you're actually a superhero with super strength and that's a normal knife.
It can't be...
It's not.
Always
@@DavesRange r/woooosh
Lol if this was a normal knife made of hardened tempered stainless steel you would hear it squeaking and crying super loud as it was bent and it would eventually start to glow red, if he was bending it over and over as fast as he is in this video.
Gives a new meaning to 'break in case of emergency! '
hahahahahaha loooooool XD
XD!!!!!!!!!!!!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOl
You should have not wrecked it. Instead, give it to your boss for Christmas.
Smart
If your boss goes camping with that knife hes never gonna come back
Give it to the boss with all the tools ripped off
Plot twist: He's just got superhuman strength after the radiation accident.
I’m convinced
I see no reason for a cheap knock off of the Swiss Army Knife.
They are great knives and are not expensive to begin with.
Chinese make even _cheaper_ knock offs of everything.
@Barry Keating Technically *Wenger* are not knock offs!
Both Victorinox and Wenger had contracts with the Swiss government to manufacture the original 'soldier' knife for the military.
Same
45 bucks for my Explorer that I gave away after 10 years to thank someone and now I have the Evolution 23 Delémont (Victorinox/Wenger in 1) and it was 65 bucks.
And it never feels like I paid too much for them.
The only thing I ever break on Victorinox are the scales because I can be clumsy and drop them once every few years.
But the tools never failed.
Great value!
I feel bad for any kid that wanted a swiss army knife for their birthday or something and their parents got them this piece of crap
you know its entertainment when a person begins to strip a knife with his fingers. sub.
I can imagine the cork screw straightening out when you try to use it lol
I watch this video atleast once a month, I don't know why.
ShadowOblivionX same idek y foe lol
Same here
Why
This is hands down the most hilarious video i have seen in a long time! "Don't like the tool? Just break it off" Thanks for this!
Yes! I was cracking up everytime he tore one of the tools off
So ultimately its a screwdriver.
+Sam Moon and twezers holder
+Sam Moon srewdriver will be destroyed on first screw :D
It's a metal rock for self defense/twezers holder/toothpick holder
Yeah he only bent the shaft though. The actual phillips head is much thinner andade out of even shittier steel
Works great, not sure why so many complaints from others ruclips.net/user/postUgkx0vyBwjtx9GGOuiqUVT2sRoYqmDoNT_RI Battery life is good and comes with two blades. For those complaining about the missing nuts... It's not detrimental to the functionality of the device and can be easily replaced with a string instead.
this knife is extra extra extra battle-scarred :)
It's certainly no yellow Karambit!
lol
It's like a urban dashed skin, cheap and looks like crap
Crappiest crate opened, I'd rather get a butterfly knife that looks like it was thrown at a moving truck.
+Zero make it a gut knife
This is the reason we have Victorinox,Leatherman and Wenger
AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wenger and Victorinox merged
I asked my dad for a knife a couple years ago and he bought me that thing I was so disappointed
The real ones aren't bad most of them are fake
I've got a real one and it's pretty good
joe whiteman nah thats when i was younger and wasnt allowed to buy myself a knife
why do you need a knife
Weird 1 boyscouts,outdoors stuff, just daily stuff like opening letters and stuff, screw driving, etc
you can get a swiss knife from Victorinox for 10 bucks ... do you really need to go cheaper?
Did you mean Vectonirox? (the joke is that for 10$ you'll get a Chinese "Victorinox")
I think this is the best review I have ever seen. You really took it all apart describing every tool in detail
THE NEW AND IMPROVED FRENCH ARMY KNIFE! Great for EDC! Simply break off all the tools to save tons weight! Much easier to run and... uh... run with than those heavy swiss models!
ACT NOW AND IT CAN BE YOURS! BUT WAIT, THERES MORE!
Be one of the first ten callers and we'll throw in a tetanus booster FREE! Just pay shipping and handling! Operators are standing by.
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Ow, snap!
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Kids in Africa could have eaten that tool.
The fuck is wrong with u
*sound of the joke flying over people's heads like a majestic eagle*
Alex K but the majestic eagle could have eaten people's heads for dinner...
Kids in Africa could have eaten that majestic eagle.
Austin Babcock
That's the problem with the world these days.
We are feeding these poor African children with inferior products. At least get them a real Swiss army knife to eat.
The Problem IS that IT IS NOT a Swiss Army Knife, but a Knock Off. A REAL Swiss Army Knife should have Victorinox Swiss Made stamped on it. And they are ALL very fine pieces of equipment. One has been in my EDC gear for well over 40 Years. I did wear out (blades became too small to sharpen) 2 in the 40 years.
I agree, victorinox products are excellent. Wenger is also high quality.
Im sorry but I feel your wrong, swiss army knife is NOT a brand, it is NOT marked on any knife made by victorinox, it is simply known as A SWISS ARMY KNIFE since it has been issued to the swiss army, its a generic term associated with the knife design, you do NOT go to a website and buy a swiss army knife you buy a victorinox, model...I will make a video talking about knife terms since so many peopel interchange terms...
That is a multitool made by Victorinox called a swiss army knife, not a brand called the swiss army knife. It's only the styling that makes it a swiss army knife DogSoldier1973
DogSoldier1973
victorinox makes swiss army knives, not victorinox makes the swis army knife.
check this one out www.wengerna.com/wenger-swiss-army-knives
春日歩 Im sorry if Im missing your Point and the answer is not only directed to you, but both Companys have made knifes to the forces, not only the Swiss army there is a German version to, and to day Victorynox owns Wenger.
I love how he took the knife apart as he was reviewing it LOL
Still better then Gerber's Bear Grills line...
Bought a Gerber Gator Machete once. Never again will I buy a Gerber product. The blade is advertised as a "high carbon steel" on the package. In reality it's probably a tin alloy. The blade caved in like a can after a few chops.
+Darien Seminoff Man i have this swiss knife and my beautiful handy Gerber Knife.
+Darien Seminoff that line is possibly the best survival line of items and knives as such tho...
+moneyboy503 please tell me you people are joking, i have tested a ton of gerber stuff aspecialy the bear grylls stuff and by god it is the worst crap i have purchased in my life... i mean do you guys just have it on your belt 24/7 or what? because the quality is so shit i broke multiple of them on stupid things like cuttin ga can of coke in half -.-
like how your honest like that
do i hear snoring in the background?
Its his dog, Gus.
Dekhu yup
its obvious that it is not a swiss army knife, if it isnt made by wenger or victorinox it isnt a swiss army knife.
is that Cristina purring in the background ;-)
swiss army knife is a style of tool not a brand, a generic term used to cover all brands and versions of this knife, Ill make a video talking about generic knife terminology, like how people call all fixed blades buck knives, lol
cutlerylover I hate to disagree with you but a real swiss army knife only is made by victorynox or wenger, v=Td_K6rsn8y4, made in switserland, first ones made in 1884, 8 years ago victorinox took over wenger so all real swiss army knifes are now made by victorinox all others are cheap copies not even worth looking at
cutlerylover Will just reiterate other commenters since there wasn't a reply. Indeed, "Swiss Army" knife is an actual trademark shared by Victorinox and Wenger until being acquired by Victorinox a decade ago. Now, the only legitimate "Swiss Army"-branded knives are made by Victorinox.
Admittedly, the brand is prominent enough that it is arguable whether it can be used as freely as "chapstick," "aspirin," or "escalator," is another worthwhile question. Indeed, "Swiss Army" is still trademarked which may or may not be true in certain areas for trademarks like those above that have at least become generic de facto. But, more importantly, in terms of its use in vernacular, "Swiss Army" still conjures up images for virtually everyone of a red pocket knife with the Swiss cross on it, whether specifically Victorinox's emblem or not.
This may be a cycle where this association persists with trademark protection, but the fact of the matter is that "Swiss Army" is iconic. ChapStick or Kleenex did not, or perhaps can not, manage to maintain their icon, which is well enough because there are only so many ways you can distinctly manufacture and package lip balm or facial tissue before it becomes ridiculous. Enough competition exists that if "multitool" had been originally trademarked "MultiTool (TM)," it likely would have already been absorbed as everyday language as easily as "dry ice" is now. While this, as I mentioned, can be questioned, the argument surrounding it will ultimately be pedantic. A Swiss Army knife is, both de facto and de jure, a brand held by Victorinox and recognized most commonly by their pocket knives. It would resemble the argument that citizens of the United States not be referred to as "Americans," since America embodies North, Central, and South America. It is arguable but futile...everyone already understands what "American" means.
You can probably refer to similar knives accurately as Swiss Army-styled knife, pocket knife, multi-tool, or (most effectively, in this context" any take on "Swiss Army knockoff" or "Swiss Army counterfeit." It is completely understandable and defensible that it people would be confused if you use "Swiss Army" or "swiss army" generically. It is not yet generic _enough_ in both language and law; by that, "Swiss Army knife" has been used to refer to the style of knife generically, but beyond no-name, small-time, or counterfeit products, it always leads back to Victorinox or Wenger's Swiss Army trademark.
At the end of the day, it comes down to *competition*. And given the Swiss Army knife design is not especially innovative or appealing enough today for other companies to encroach on and compete with, since customers look emphatically to Victorinox for their reputation and consistently quality products, it probably will continue well into the future if little changes in Victorinox's registration of the Swiss Army trademark and the world of making, selling, and buying pocket knives and multitools.
Thanks for the video though! It was hilarious how terrible that knockoff was.
ThatSpeakerofTruth The problem with most American people is that they think everything thats not American made is junk, over here in Europe we made high quality stuff even before Amercia was founded (or even was found by Columbus or even the vikings before that). Americans forget their roots, and that is Europe.
So comparing some chinese junk with high quality stuff made in Europe is just plain stupid, even comparing a lot of American made junk to our quality made stuff in Europe is just stupid, a lot of American people still have a lot to learn.
happymark1805 Actually, I think he's poking fun at the fact that a de facto "american designed and packaged" product was obviously made in china with extremely horrid quality control out of materials no one in their right mind would actually make into a tool you would depend on with your life on the line. McGuyver would never have trusted such a shoddy piece of work ... he had the real deal in his pocket.
i had this one for more than eight years ........
i've had*
@@dagoblinmuhammada7647 Depends. If he says ''I had'' it means he doesn't have it any more (completed action). If he says ''I've had'' that means he still has it.
This is a perfect video showing how bad the fake "Swiss" army knives are! Keep up the good work Jeff! Hoping to see more Victorinox reviews in the future!!!
My first knife was a REAL Swiss army knife.
Mine was a case ridge back
adorable enderMine was too (not counting a tiny little thing I got that was designed to go on your keys), and my first and current fixed blade knife is a Morakniv. Can't go wrong with a Mora, they're cheap and reliable, as is a proper SAK (not so much cheap, but hey ho)
adorable ender my first was the Wenger Evolution 14
+Cristian Dims i got the same knife when I was 9. I still have and use it.
+adorable ender my'n was ma dick !
There should be a ban enforced on crappy Chinese products (or crappy products in general). They are unusable and lead to tonnes of unnecessary waste and pollution. Enforce quality; if you want a decent product you pay for it, and with it you get a guarantee/warranty. Protect your neighbors workplaces and wages, and make shitty products illegal.
fuck that! Buyer's responsibility! If you pay 10$ for a knife and expect to get a good product you deserve the shit piece you get. This company won't last long and the knife will be soon out of production because of how shitty it is. You don't need to ban it to make it go away. And if anyone was dumb enough to buy it expecting to get a good knife they deserve the shit they get.
That would rule out about 50% of American made products! especially automotive.
I mean, most of the stuff you buy are crappy anyways, you know that's true deep down. So if you banned it no one would have anything in their homes
Teo Sanchez "Buyer's responsibility!"
So you're against product safety codes? I guess you won't mind if you're electrocuted by a shitty toaster - but don't worry, the company who made it won't last.
Teo Sanchez Corporations who sell shit won't last long? Does Walmart and Ikea sound familiar to you?
is it Stat trak
There arent any stat track swiss army knives in CSGO
Alien Head *Backstabs you with bottle opener*
***** *bottle opener snaps
George W. Bush DONT WORRY I HAVE 12 MORE TOOLS
Stat trak
I would say, this is the funniest knife review I've ever seen. Thank you very much for such an interesting review)))
I guess you can call this review, a BREAKDOWN.........
(pun intended)
thank you
Stirling He I get it because he breaks the tools IM DYING HAHAHHAHAH
***** Stab him with that swiss army knife and the blade will bend on him like he is superman or some shit.
RAI DEN Thank you very much
mAGGOTH your comment is so PUNNY that I really wanna PUN CH you.
I was wondering if you had a compressor running in the background, then I noticed it was Gus.
Plot Twist :- The narrator is actually Saitama of One Punch Man. That’s the reason he’s able to fold metals like its a paper or somethin’ 🙂
dammit, poor kids in Africa could've eaten that knife!
cancer, you are cancer
Your mom is cancer
+Bryant Sanchez you're a sad fuck
Unknowing people are going to buy that piece of junk thinking it's a good knife for a kid and the kid's going to hurt himself
dictare You are correct !
In my opinion while I own many Chinese affordable products, it should be illegal to make knock offs, posing as an original product from another company that actually has quality. And also importing cheap Chinese stuff and rebranding and selling in another country. Because that is deceit and immoral
China makes great products and also horrible and fake products, one needs to know what they’re getting into, but it’s inevitable that many people will be deceived and robbed of their hard earned money ......
Like a sharp knife being safer than a dull one
Hi Jeff & Kristina!
That's funny as hell. I bet this came from the dollar store.
Thanks for the vid.
Peace, Duane
Ha! Gus snoring like a trooper in the background :P
I have this one and been using it for couple of years now. Yeah, most tools broke, but knife and screwdriver are still usable.
you sir/madam are a champion
Girl in an auto
I used to see the SAK knockoffs with spoons and forks. Did original SAKs ever have spoons or forks?
Yes they were standard issue when I was in Boy Scouts a long time ago a spoon fork and rather large can opener (not attached though) but I usually just used the knife blade
lol I can't get over ''An american company, package and product designed in the U.S.A.'' ''made in china''. it doesn't make any sense and it's even worse because of how pathetic the knife is. It's more embarrassing than funny.
Funnily enough, there's a place in China called, "Usa".
Ben Stevens Actually, Usa is in Japan.
100legodude Sorry, my mistake. Cheers for the correction.
I love how there's a dog snoring in the background, I know a boxer and bullmastif that both sound like that
Next time I hear someone defending chinese prices/products I gonna shove this video down his throat.
Spyderco Byrd.
It depends on the company. Like Stark Clark said some Spyderco knives are made in China like the Byrd series. Many high end mass production knife makers like Kershaw (parent company of Zero Tolerance), Boker, SOG, Ka-Bar, begrudgingly Cold Steel, CRKT, Buck, and Spyderco all make some models in China. Granted they use cheaper steels, cost less, and are generally not as good as the product from the company's home country but they're no joke. Some of the best knives I own like the Kershaw Cryo II and the Kershaw Leek are made in China and are rock solid and high quality. Both of the knives cost around $30- $40 but you honestly cannot go wrong with them and they're fantastic EDC knives.
Some Spyderco branded knives made in china use premium steel also (not talking about the byrd series here). If Chinese quality is so bad, then why does the majority of manufacturing happen there? It would be fun to see you empty your house of Chinese made products, I'm fairly sure it be near enough empty.
Chinese High End products cost just like European or American High End products :P it's their low cost products that are really dangerous (like this knife)
Stark Clark Because, it's cheaper to manufacture (see: outsourcing) in China, than here in the US. As for other things like electronics, these types of products are made under strict guidelines, and are usually made with slightly better quality materials. Not "great", but "just good enough".
Do you know where you can get made in America Swiss army knifes?
n1cowboybebopfan1985 That’s an oxymoron
If its made in America it isn’t Swiss. It’s just a multitool that is a copy of Swiss Army knives
jeff: "BAD TOOL NO GOOD"
Gous: ghhhrrrr
that blade would be perfect for filleting your fish after you remove the scales with the saw
I think this is the exact knife he grabbed in 127 hours
That company ought to be ashamed of themselves peddling such garbage. Id hate to be the poor fella stranded in the woods with that piece of trash.
"It's like aluminum foil..." Proceeds to bend the corkscrew. Literally just burst out laughing. Great video Jeff! Can't say the same for the Swiss army potato...
Now that you "disassembled" it for cleaning, let's see you put it back together. LOL Cheers
How much was that knife, and where did you get it?
Is it me or can you hear gus snoring in the background?
whats the model of the victorinox that this is copied out of? tnx in advance i need answers
I think it'd be cool to see Christina review something, assuming she was okay with doing so.
Thank you, I laughed so much seeing that thing being put in pieces just by bare hands, really funny video! 🤣👍
What a terrible Swiss Army Knife imitation! I have the real deal Swiss Army Knife and the thing is as strong as an iron tank. Interesting video to watch.
Isabella A Rossellini The genuine Swiss Army knives are great. I still have one I got from my dad in the 1970s. I was laughing at this video how chintzy that thing is. I bet it was made from recycled aluminum cans.
***** I do.
LOL
+Bongle Pappu I don't mind knowing lol
duckyduck915able Bongle must have been having a lousy day.
ldchappell1 Yep...
It's funny how you say "Let's put the scissors away." When there is nothing left.
If you have a Dollar Tree in your area, take a look in there and see if they have a "swiss army knife" in there. I bought one once. It's really not good.
where can i get one of these great knives please tell me please please
You should have titled it "WORLDS WORST KNIFE fake Swiss Army Knife / Multitool". As real Victorinox SAKs and multitools are the opposite of worst. People unfamiliar with real thing might read the title and just assume you mean the real thing as well. Because well people are lazy, lol. But yeah you are right these knockoff are truly horrendous!
agreed, Im catchign shit because people are making assumptions, its too bad since Im using the term correctly and peopel feel as if Im wrong?
Well technically it's not a Swiss Army knife unless its made in Switzerland, specifically by Victorinox, or Wenger (when it still existed). Will youtube allow you to rename the video without having to re-upload?
iamtorcman I got my first SAK two months ago. Classic SD. Wonderful little thing, and I've used it at work so much. Cutting fruit and using the tweezers to remove everything.
Wrong. Swiss. Check Wiki before posting. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wenger
Actually Wenger was in the French-speaking Jura region and Victorinox is in the German-speaking canton of Schwyz.
My eyes are watering up at the unbelievable quality of this tool.
The tip of the file in swiss army knifes is a nail cleaner
this was the first video i ever saw on this channel, started an addiction for sure.
Is there somebody sleeping and snorting in the background?
+cutleerylover my current edc is a Swiss super tinker and i was wanting to upgrade and i was wondering what multi-tool do you think would be good to edc for me i am a mechanic btw
This video made me cringe, I seriously think those tools, where almost all made of aluminum. Haha.
I had to take my Victorinox Officer's knife out of my pocket and appreciate its quality. :p
Probably not even aluminium, just cheap pot metal. The stuff that corrodes if you think about using it.
The tweezers were simply on the wrong side, the would have fit in on the other side just fine^^
And the "fingernail cleaning tool"/nail file is on the smallest Victorinox knives. Like, the ones that are about 2 cm long with just a tiny blade, scissors and a nail file
All small folding multitools regardless of brand (leatherman , victorinox , wenger .. etc ) can be broken with side to side play . This tool has the advantage of being cheap ( about 1 dollar ) . I have 1 too . After it is sharpen I use it to cut envelopes and boxes . That is 1 dollar well spent in my opinion ( instead of breaking the tool ).
Mate, I've used my Leatherman Wingman for quite a while, and I've never been unsatisfied.
Victorinox for the win
I used my victorinox knife for a long time (6-7 years) I carry every time i go backpacking and have never once had a malfunction. I get your point though.
I have several victorinox models .. and i challenge you to try and break off any of the tools like that. You buy something like that doesn't speak well of yourself
i just love how he snaps off each tool as he goes instead of putting it away JUST TO PROVE how shit it is
I HAVE THIS EXACT MULTITOOL IN MY POCKET RIGHT NOW. Except FAR better-made and SO much more useable. (Also the handle is pink.)
Seriously, every tool is in the exact same place (except I don't have the toothpick and tweezers, I lost those, but I think they lined up with the body the same derpy way), and looks almost exact same (except the corkscrew, which is more round, the fish scaler, which just looks a tad different teethwise, and the saw, which has offset teeth and actually looks like it can go through wood... although I haven't tried), but it's much sturdier- I don't see any tool on it bending (Heck, I've even tried, and I don't think I'm a weakling, but none of it even bent, even the corkscrew), and it's far more useable.
The only problem I have with it is that the retaining mechanism is actually a bit stronger than I'd like for most tools, except- funnily enough- the almost-useless-for-my-purposes fish scaler, which is a tad loose. But oh well, it works pretty well regardless.
And yes, it says STAINLESS STEEL CHINA right on the blade.
You may have a proper knife
same here mine is bt draper pretty cheap (under five pounds) but its all stainless steel
I pressed read more expecting a small sentence or something but I get 2 paragraphs and a sentence
Doesn't the Non-SD version of the Victorinox classic have that tip too?
its for the acocalypse! you use it to get scrap metal!
It's "My first knife" from Toys-are-us? This must be the most entertaining knife test on RUclips! 😆😅🤣
Zero heat treat
i remember when this video first came out i think. love your old videos cutlerylover. still so funny to watch.
Now in compact size!
which would be the best one I can buy within a reasonable price?
Victorinox thinker for 15 bucks
They used that same metal on the iPhone 6 :P
What's purring in the background?
I came here for worst CS GO knife ever but i guess this'll do.
Dweeb
Calling it a fake Swiss Army knife in general is an understatement...
The company should be ashamed of themselves.
I'd never rely on something like this, but back when I was a kid I got a knock off of the Swiss Champ for $9!!! And holy crap was it SUPER shitty and fell apart, but what fun to pretend to have a Swiss Champ. Fun video, I love how crappy stuff is some times! As long as you're not counting on it.
I have a cheap swiss army sort of tool, it's a advertising for outdoor magazine, and it's yellow, and made in China, I'm not sticking up for Chinese made products, but I really don't use it that much, just around my desk to open a envelope or use the scissor, s, and sometimes I use the toothpick, but this one isn't too bad, from the outer appearance it look's like it was made good, like I said I don't use it rough, but so far the edge seem's to be holding up good, would I pay for it more than what I paid for it ($0.00) nope, I believe you get what you pay for, but for a el cheapo seriously it's not bad and worth the price I paid for it.
I want it. Where did you buy it?
4:24
what in the name of god did she just say?
Deer Low turn on subtitles🖕🤦♀️
this video is hysterical. i lost it when you showed the corkscrew, holy shit. This is so goddamn funny.
I had this knife when I was 6, don't remember it being this bad
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keegan rehill no I definitely had this cheapo one, I just didn't use it that much so it didn't break
keegan rehill I was born in 2001
afrochickenboy im holding it, and mine looks identical but is far more rigid , i think that u had the same one that i have
afrochickenboy me aswell
Where’s the link to buy one?
did you use a Geiger counter before touching that thing?
I seriously died when you broke off that corkscrew. Ha ha ha! Hilarious.
2:25 made me laugh really hard.
That's both sad and funny at the same time, or I should say Hilarious! Thanks for sharing.
It made my day. (I know, that's sad too.)
Breaks my heart that sweatshops in China are driving people to the brink of death just to mass produce crappy knockoffs like this. Have a good day, Jeff!
Do you still have that knife ?
I have one that looks like t but it is steel and the tools look a little different and no "bot-metal"
ROFLMAO! Had to watch with sound muted , which made it even more hilarious. Thumbs up!
I don't think the tweezers are misaligned, I think they are in the wrong side slot.
I have a version of that (similar). but mine doesn't break, twist and has a sharp knife and isn't overall shite
I just noticed on the back of the package, it doesn't even include a toothpick or tweezers.