Irish People Try Malört Cocktails For The First Time

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  • Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2024

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  • @allann.2632
    @allann.2632 3 месяца назад +319

    And some of the favorite slogans from us Chicagoans...
    Malört: "For when you want to unfriend a person in real life."
    Malört: "Tonight is the night you fight your dad."
    Malört: "These pants aren't going to $#!+ themselves."

    • @truckerkevthepaidtourist
      @truckerkevthepaidtourist 3 месяца назад +17

      Yes indeed the one and only dubious pride of Chicago

    • @LibertasRAC
      @LibertasRAC 3 месяца назад +54

      Malort: The Gary, Indiana of liquor
      Malört: It doesn't kill COVID, but tastes like it could
      Malort: Distilled hate
      Malort: Better than being sober...I guess

    • @allann.2632
      @allann.2632 3 месяца назад +42

      @@LibertasRAC
      Malört: "It'll kick your mouth in the [nuts]."
      Malört: "It tastes like the day your dad left."
      Malört: "Turning your tastebuds into taste-enemies since 1933."

    • @Dravasky
      @Dravasky 3 месяца назад +2

      I never heard of Malort until I moved away! My Chicago friends spoke of it being nasty lol

    • @lizk2378
      @lizk2378 3 месяца назад +10

      Being from Kalamazoo but living in Chicago for many years, ah Malört, the white elephant gift that keeps getting passed. The armpit of Illinois liquor itself.

  • @taylorbenson6284
    @taylorbenson6284 3 месяца назад +135

    "Do ya wanna do a shot?" Oh, the malice behind those words!!!

    • @CortexNewsService
      @CortexNewsService 3 месяца назад +14

      And anyone who has ever lived in Chicago giggled with glee at those words.

    • @CrimFerret
      @CrimFerret 2 месяца назад +6

      @@CortexNewsService And the classic reaction as the aftertaste kicks in.

  • @rollingmetal949
    @rollingmetal949 3 месяца назад +105

    Callyann's whole body laugh is just delightful

  • @Patterner
    @Patterner 3 месяца назад +47

    "i have so many questions, but i don't want the answers" could've been my life's motto.

  • @The_Madd_Golfer
    @The_Madd_Golfer 3 месяца назад +29

    I love Callyann. She's so hilarious, even when she isn't trying to be. Her personality is awesome 😂❤

  • @aidanfarnan4683
    @aidanfarnan4683 3 месяца назад +76

    Nice! The perfect crossover of the Irish guys trying stuff, and my love of innocent victims trying Malort for the first time.

    • @shuboy05
      @shuboy05 3 месяца назад

      And this is the second video involving Malort!

  • @mtlnascarfan
    @mtlnascarfan 3 месяца назад +19

    "I do like lime on my rim...oh wait"
    That giggle that followed absolutely stole my heart, Pagan.❤

  • @izzymhee2430
    @izzymhee2430 3 месяца назад +58

    After having this abomination inflicted on me a couple of times. I think the most accurate description of Malort I've heard is "Tastes like fertilizer, but doesn't grow on you".
    Well endured all - slainte!

    • @tiki_trash
      @tiki_trash 3 месяца назад +2

      Malort sounds like a Harry Potter villain.

  • @ThisTastesLikeWhiskey
    @ThisTastesLikeWhiskey 3 месяца назад +142

    Can’t believe I said it smelled like raw chicken. That’s the end of my credibility.
    - Darren

    • @stix7662
      @stix7662 3 месяца назад +3

      Don’t be too hard on yourself, Darren…Probably a pretty accurate assessment of the odor emanating from a bottle of Malort..🤢

    • @davidcreager1945
      @davidcreager1945 3 месяца назад +2

      Don't blame yourself , Darren ! It was probably the shot to your snot locker from grianne that threw off your sense of smell ! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dudetapedtoafridge3073
      @dudetapedtoafridge3073 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@stix7662 smells more like soggy wood with a hint of fresh asphalt

    • @Dravasky
      @Dravasky 3 месяца назад

      @@ThisTastesLikeWhiskey I hope you didn’t eat the chicken that smelled like that! 😂

    • @cargilekm
      @cargilekm 3 месяца назад +4

      Why is their drink so much darker than the others? Might explain the chicken smell. Cheers

  • @rollingmetal949
    @rollingmetal949 3 месяца назад +45

    "I do like lime on my rim...oh wait" 😂😂 Oh Pagan glad to see you again

    • @pagan_plays
      @pagan_plays 3 месяца назад +10

      Hahha hello 😅

    • @rollingmetal949
      @rollingmetal949 3 месяца назад +4

      @@pagan_plays Always delight to see you

    • @ForestRaptor
      @ForestRaptor 3 месяца назад +5

      @@pagan_plays Please always be you *cheers*

  • @AlterMann57
    @AlterMann57 3 месяца назад +13

    Callyann was on her best blonde behaviour on this video, and Darren's reactions were perfect! I love those two!

  • @colterlane5822
    @colterlane5822 3 месяца назад +18

    Colin gets a bit more red in the face when he's with cute tryers I've noticed lol. And cutting off his laugh to ask, "but what are you gonna do in Chicago?" was class.

  • @sabathial
    @sabathial 3 месяца назад +16

    Well done Colin and Nicole on Chicago references! 😃 👍

  • @theogsg7393
    @theogsg7393 3 месяца назад +21

    OMG, the ATEEZ shirt on Pagan! Love it when multiple interests collide.

    • @pagan_plays
      @pagan_plays 3 месяца назад +4

      😊😊

    • @MoonchildLJC
      @MoonchildLJC 3 месяца назад +6

      Pagan’s a gem she’s a Tryer, she games, and she’s a K-pop fan

    • @pagan_plays
      @pagan_plays 3 месяца назад +9

      @@MoonchildLJC ❤️that’s me 🤗😅

    • @Vintage_Belle
      @Vintage_Belle 3 месяца назад +2

      Pagan has instantly become my favorite Tryer. Kpop and Games are my favorite things.

    • @theogsg7393
      @theogsg7393 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Vintage_Belle I have watched her reactions and only made the connection today that the reactor and the tryer are one and the same. Whoops.

  • @SuePajcic
    @SuePajcic 3 месяца назад +9

    Chicago person here. Sears sold the tower. In '94, vacated '95, but is still referred to as the Sears tower by a lot of people. Com we and go up to the top on a clear day. You can see across the roughly 118 miles of water to the Michigan shore. Great food, great bars.

    • @SarahRenz59
      @SarahRenz59 3 месяца назад +2

      The TRYers are welcome in Chicago anytime. We'll show you some good craic!

  • @stevelocke3616
    @stevelocke3616 3 месяца назад +14

    Callyann and Darren together are the best.

  • @aqacefan
    @aqacefan 3 месяца назад +191

    Whoever forced Malört onto the poor TRYers is going to Hell.

    • @crlaf1978
      @crlaf1978 3 месяца назад +8

      This is their second go round 😂

    • @shuboy05
      @shuboy05 3 месяца назад +10

      I was shocked they found Malort in Ireland. According to a reply I got on the previous video, the Try Channel can’t have alcohol shipped to them so every bottle is purchased locally. So who in America is exporting Malort to torture other countries?

    • @Sakura163
      @Sakura163 3 месяца назад +2

      yeah as stated above this is usually the punishment drink when i play games at conventions... yeah

    • @D415h4n34
      @D415h4n34 3 месяца назад

      My first thought when I read the title😅

    • @balahariharan1130
      @balahariharan1130 3 месяца назад

      😄😄😄

  • @ericgaudet5488
    @ericgaudet5488 3 месяца назад +40

    Should have done the cocktails first then the Shoot last. Hearing Callyann Laugh is very delightful unlike the Malört she drinking.

  • @constitutionalbowsers6459
    @constitutionalbowsers6459 2 месяца назад +5

    Fascinating that four drinks look some what clear and two of the hard sells are much clouder Orange.

  • @Robert.Sheard
    @Robert.Sheard 2 месяца назад +6

    With the first "rim" joke in under a minute. Pagan ftw. 😂
    And Nicole slipping around on the Bean. 😳😂

  • @jeffberbert7784
    @jeffberbert7784 3 месяца назад +18

    Darren' s 'OK there, Marlon Brando?' is a moment that should be appreciated.

  • @johnlittle4451
    @johnlittle4451 2 месяца назад +4

    I wasn't expecting the From Software references but I'm here for the Elden Malört.

  • @davidcreager1945
    @davidcreager1945 3 месяца назад +3

    Callyann is The BEST !!!!!! Love her laugh , it's do infectious !!!!

  • @angelablackwell900
    @angelablackwell900 3 месяца назад +3

    I wish these videos were sooooooo much longer! Love y'all.

  • @bob_._.
    @bob_._. 3 месяца назад +90

    Colin -- it may be spelled W-I-L-L-I-S but it's pronounced "Sears"

    • @Dravasky
      @Dravasky 3 месяца назад +10

      Yep, will always be Sears to me! ❤

    • @kandipiatkowski8589
      @kandipiatkowski8589 3 месяца назад +5

      It seems that the Willis people who bought the building were kinda prophetic, seeing as how Sears is mostly out of business now. I do agree tho....even as someone who has only been to Chicago once (back in 98)....it will always be the Sears Tower to me.

    • @ArchStanton833
      @ArchStanton833 3 месяца назад +1

      Yes, Wills comes off as asshats for trying to rename the sears tower

    • @laurelanderson6782
      @laurelanderson6782 3 месяца назад

      Genius

    • @laurelanderson6782
      @laurelanderson6782 3 месяца назад

      When I saw them so happy in the beginning of the video, I was like “these poor Irish people don’t know what is about to be inflicted upon them.”

  • @Town101
    @Town101 3 месяца назад +15

    Great Sears tower reference.

  • @Ashley-pl5wr
    @Ashley-pl5wr 3 месяца назад +3

    Callyann continues to be the most adorable ball of sunshine to ever grace this earth...also it's always such a pleasure when Pagan's in the video too

  • @gpc_4279
    @gpc_4279 3 месяца назад +31

    Colin wins for the best Malort face.

  • @jde9095
    @jde9095 3 месяца назад +8

    Love this channel, Daren's channel is also quite good.

  • @Brasc
    @Brasc 3 месяца назад +14

    *Callyann:* I have so many questions and I don't want the answers to them!
    Now there's someone who's encountered Malört.

  • @ForestRaptor
    @ForestRaptor 3 месяца назад +5

    It's just nice to see a bunch of Irish have fun with liquors

  • @Vintage_Belle
    @Vintage_Belle 3 месяца назад +9

    Poor Tryers! Also Pagan wearing an Ateez shirt? I love it!

  • @robertcainjr.7627
    @robertcainjr.7627 2 месяца назад +2

    Love grapefruit. Favorite pop when I was younger was Squirt, grapefruit soda-pop.

  • @bellapalmera
    @bellapalmera 3 месяца назад +11

    First HTD and now TRY, guess it's Malort week!

  • @lamebear1000
    @lamebear1000 3 месяца назад +5

    What Nicole describes at 7:24 is called a “Jersey Turnpike”.

  • @neen42
    @neen42 3 месяца назад +22

    Oh, you'd remember malort!

  • @paulasweeney7358
    @paulasweeney7358 3 месяца назад +3

    When Nicole mentioned butane, it reminded me of some Garbage Pail Punch parties in college. CallyAnne's "There's so many questions I don't want the answers to." really got me going.

  • @voidrendx6601
    @voidrendx6601 2 месяца назад +1

    Why is Callyann just an absolute delight like every video shes in. and god help us if its her and justine together

  • @amyfreedomluvr5277
    @amyfreedomluvr5277 3 месяца назад +7

    Drip tray drink, very descriptive, Nicole. Totally understand. Ugh!

    • @ronjones-6977
      @ronjones-6977 3 месяца назад +1

      We used to make a Spaulding at parties and whoever did the dumbest thing of the night had to drink it. (Caddyshack)

  • @The2econd3vil3xes
    @The2econd3vil3xes 3 месяца назад +5

    4:34 they've mentioned Magaluf before, but I honestly thought they were saying Macauliffe like it's a place in Ireland somewhere. But no, it's a resort beach in Spain.
    I learned something today.

  • @williamkash7162
    @williamkash7162 3 месяца назад +6

    👍 from Chicago! Enjoy, people!! 😂😂😂

  • @ivanhayes5633
    @ivanhayes5633 3 месяца назад +3

    Seeing pagan again has immediately brighten my day
    Thanks pagan

    • @pagan_plays
      @pagan_plays 3 месяца назад +1

      You’re welcome! Have a nice day! 😊

  • @ashleydellacecca8526
    @ashleydellacecca8526 2 месяца назад +1

    As a resident of the Chicagoland area I’m exceptionally impressed at how much about Chicago they all know. Also that they willingly put that much malort (any) in their bodies especially after trying a shot.

  • @patrickvanzetten3053
    @patrickvanzetten3053 2 месяца назад +2

    very nice video the girls have a lot of fun and i think that pagan is always happy

  • @Clutterlicious
    @Clutterlicious 3 месяца назад +3

    I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAAAAAAAY! I KNEW IT WOULD COME! LETS GOOOOOOOO!
    PS~ Thank you so much for suffering through so many awful things for our entertainment. I love all of you and you're the best!

  • @neabby
    @neabby 2 месяца назад +2

    Callyann's description of the bartender in Magaluf was so specific...and true lol 😂😂

  • @alhollywood6486
    @alhollywood6486 3 месяца назад +3

    I actually liked Malort back when I drank. Fond memories of Northwestern tailgates.....

    • @Ajb259
      @Ajb259 3 месяца назад +1

      I like it too! My taste buds might be broken.

  • @mustardsfire22
    @mustardsfire22 2 месяца назад +1

    It's so funny. Greg from How to Drink put out a video not long ago making Malort specific cocktails that are actually good.

  • @ebnicnaruto1982
    @ebnicnaruto1982 3 месяца назад +4

    LOOOOOOVE the ATEEZ shirt, Pagen!!!!

  • @larsjson1476
    @larsjson1476 3 месяца назад +2

    As a swede , i laugh every time you guys try to say MalÖrt 😂

  • @marvinsegura7307
    @marvinsegura7307 2 месяца назад

    Oh you poor beautiful souls, you being subjected to this Malort junk. It really makes my day and I so enjoy it. Thanks guys, love it! 😊

  • @alexhall6641
    @alexhall6641 3 месяца назад +8

    "This smells like something" is probably the most ambiguous statement I've ever heard on this channel

    • @StoneE4
      @StoneE4 2 месяца назад

      True, but if you're familiar with Malört you know exactly what she's talking about.

  • @joegaskill9050
    @joegaskill9050 3 месяца назад +15

    Dermot and Ciarra should have been in this one😂😂😂

    • @TheMartinSan
      @TheMartinSan 3 месяца назад +1

      They were in the other malört video, close enough 😊

    • @Dravasky
      @Dravasky 3 месяца назад +2

      @@joegaskill9050 Ciara the fembot. Would’ve either had no reaction, or loved it! Dermot on the other hand would’ve probably been hilarious 😂

  • @eleanorrarity6498
    @eleanorrarity6498 2 месяца назад

    Love Colin and Nicole's simultaneous reaction to the Soul Transfusion cocktail 😁😁😁. Also, Callayann and Darren's impressions of each other ❤❤❤

  • @johnries3121
    @johnries3121 3 месяца назад +2

    Callyann is simply delightful

  • @mrsfruity76
    @mrsfruity76 2 месяца назад +1

    9:50 to 9:53....priceless!😅

  • @digitaldarknight6162
    @digitaldarknight6162 5 дней назад

    Malort the gift that keeps on giving

  • @BenjySparky
    @BenjySparky 3 месяца назад +4

    Try'rs, y'all rock! ❤😂 Peace

  • @RobertDoosh
    @RobertDoosh 3 месяца назад +1

    Callyanne's reaction to "there's other things going on in my life at the moment" is stupendous

  • @jeremygates9374
    @jeremygates9374 2 месяца назад

    On the bucket list..
    An in person drink along with the TRYers! ❤❤

  • @rebehka7992
    @rebehka7992 2 месяца назад +1

    Love to everyone, but I gotta say, Nicole always stands out to me in episodes lately. She seems like she was the adopted daughter of Stevie Nicks, but Stevie was a good mom and helped her become a witchy sort of creative woodland sprite with a good sense of humor

  • @speckleburst5430
    @speckleburst5430 3 месяца назад +1

    Pagan's shirt made my atiny heart happy!!! ❤️

    • @AlexaMichelle07
      @AlexaMichelle07 3 месяца назад +1

      Came to the comments to find the Atiny pride! ❤

    • @pagan_plays
      @pagan_plays 3 месяца назад +2

      @@AlexaMichelle07❤❤ Atiny!!

    • @pagan_plays
      @pagan_plays 3 месяца назад +1

  • @terenzo50
    @terenzo50 3 месяца назад +9

    I'd be more than happy to see Callyann and Pagan just laughing hysterically. If alcohol is necessary to complete this task, so be it.

  • @NapalmX
    @NapalmX 3 месяца назад +9

    I don't know what it means if you smell raw chicken. But if you smell toast you're having a stroke😂

    • @ronjones-6977
      @ronjones-6977 3 месяца назад

      Or a brain tumor. RIP, Harv.

  • @vickigilligan8159
    @vickigilligan8159 2 месяца назад

    Catching u on replay. I was born and raised in Chicago. In the city. Had Malort ONCE, That was enough

  • @KimberlyGreen
    @KimberlyGreen 3 месяца назад +23

    What is it with the Nordic countries?!?! Ultra-salty candy, really bitter liquor, ferment fish (Surströmming). It's the food equivalent of self-flagellation.

    • @knaperstekt7953
      @knaperstekt7953 3 месяца назад +5

      Mix all those things in a blender and sip through a straw. Peak yumminess.

    • @HealthyDisrespectforAuthority
      @HealthyDisrespectforAuthority 3 месяца назад +5

      @@knaperstekt7953 and I just thought of an ancient SNL skit.. bass-o-matic.

  • @jimsvideos7201
    @jimsvideos7201 3 месяца назад +8

    The first one sounds like a drink that tries you!

  • @DrClawizdead
    @DrClawizdead 3 месяца назад +4

    I'm a little disappointed we didn't get a Chinatown reference from Colin.
    _"Forget it, Jake. It's Chai-na Town."_

  • @FreezyAbitKT7A
    @FreezyAbitKT7A 3 месяца назад +5

    A different liquor to try ...Jans Carlsbad Becherovka from Slovakia.

  • @rayquinbar7062
    @rayquinbar7062 3 месяца назад

    Love CallyAnns infectious laugh

  • @emrenpegoyan9409
    @emrenpegoyan9409 2 месяца назад

    Wish Callyann a long life thankful for all the joy and happiness she brings with . . . whatsoever. So hilarious and adorable at same time. ♕♕♕

  • @wildgrizz2221
    @wildgrizz2221 3 месяца назад +1

    some info for the Irish young people// Malört, or Jeppson's Malört, is a Swedish word that means "moth herb" and is also the name of an American brand of bäsk liqueur. Bäsk is a type of brännvin, which is a liquor distilled from potatoes, grains, or wood cellulose, and is flavored with anise or wormwood. Malört is known for its very bitter taste and strong aroma, and is often described as "infamous" and "the worst booze ever". It's typically consumed as a shot or sipped neat.

  • @sxott07
    @sxott07 2 месяца назад

    I love Malort! Have a bottle at the house. Interested in some of these cocktails.

  • @arnovan2010
    @arnovan2010 2 месяца назад

    Ah the Good Ole Malort. Growing up in Chicago it was a right of passage to do a shot of Malort. Go into any Bar in Chicago and they have it. Its one of those drinks you dare your friends to have a shot of. A Classic

  • @NikesZ28
    @NikesZ28 3 месяца назад +12

    Ha ha, they way you guys say Mallort is so bad 😂
    Who ever mixes the drinks i think needs to start using a measuring cup, it always looks like the three pairs are drinking different drinks 😆

    • @StoneE4
      @StoneE4 2 месяца назад +1

      The way you spell Malört is worse. That being said, as bad as a pronunciation of Malört can be it will never be as bad as the taste of Malört. That stuff is just plain vile.

  • @kevinm1332
    @kevinm1332 3 месяца назад +1

    Purchased a bottle about a year ago. Have not had much since, sipping on one with you for the video.

    • @ronjones-6977
      @ronjones-6977 3 месяца назад

      Talk to someone, Kev. Asking for help doesn't make you weak. Hang in there, brother.

  • @allisongoodman4806
    @allisongoodman4806 3 месяца назад

    Callyann and Darren are a great team!! ❤

  • @Lionchuck
    @Lionchuck 3 месяца назад +2

    "My face was scared" is something I would probably say if someone handed me a Malört cocktail if I'm honest

  • @ForfeMac
    @ForfeMac 2 месяца назад

    I love malort. I mean, it's not my first choice, but I won't shy away from it. Tastes like grapefruit to me, and it's always fun doing a shot with someone, especially when they think I've never had malort before.

  • @TheChaoticEmpress
    @TheChaoticEmpress 2 месяца назад

    I love that Pagan is a atiny 💕💕

    • @PaganReacts
      @PaganReacts 2 месяца назад

      Me too 😊❤🫰🏻

  • @EdinMike
    @EdinMike 3 месяца назад +1

    I went into this video with more Malört questions than answers…
    You can keep your scary wine Sverige !

  • @donaldwert7137
    @donaldwert7137 2 месяца назад

    I was waiting for a VoldeMalört cocktail.

  • @Belnick6666
    @Belnick6666 2 месяца назад +1

    we say it Mal Ört here, ofc swedes often take 2, 3. 4, 5 etc words and bind them in to one

  • @Rbosikwig
    @Rbosikwig 3 месяца назад

    Thank you, Atiny forever ❤❤❤

  • @centralillinoisrailpix453
    @centralillinoisrailpix453 3 месяца назад +2

    I cannot remember the words Malort and sophisticated being used in the same sentence @1:58

  • @jeffharper6259
    @jeffharper6259 3 месяца назад +1

    Best video in a long time (no offense to previous video participants). :)

  • @noahfroelich4023
    @noahfroelich4023 3 месяца назад +1

    Do it again but using the Malort cocktails that Greg from How To Drink just made! It would be interesting to see how the reactions compare.

  • @c1ph3rpunk
    @c1ph3rpunk 3 месяца назад +2

    Yea, we’re still angry about the Sears Tower as well.
    The scary part, they’ve changed the recipe over the years, it tastes better now than 20+ years ago.

  • @pagan_plays
    @pagan_plays 3 месяца назад +9

    Oh malort!😅 fun shoot as always!!❤

  • @RobPento
    @RobPento 3 месяца назад

    1:55 Butane ... That's a nice description of Malort 😂

  • @danification6587
    @danification6587 2 месяца назад

    great video everyone!!!

  • @samfisher6606
    @samfisher6606 3 месяца назад

    Yes, Callyann, that's a universal experience, like sleep and needing to eat.

  • @ravenshrike
    @ravenshrike 3 месяца назад +3

    I mean... Malort would be the poison swamp component of a FromSoft game.

  • @riddick7082
    @riddick7082 3 месяца назад

    Alcohol with Malört is primarily meant to be used as shots at extensive dinners where you consume a lot of fatty food, for Christmas, Midsummer and smorgasbords.

  • @tamarawerner3136
    @tamarawerner3136 2 месяца назад

    @Loryn Powell should definitely make these!

  • @PaulGAckerman
    @PaulGAckerman 3 месяца назад +4

    I'm really dating myself here, but it seemed that Colin was trying to say "Wha'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis... Tower?!?"

  • @JamesJacobson-gs7zs
    @JamesJacobson-gs7zs 2 месяца назад

    I really enjoy the spectrum of Irish Try'ers where on one end there are the alcohol-afficionados, the boozologists, and professional drinkers . . . and on the other end its just "we like to get fucked up sometimes, but I don't actually like anything"

  • @juliastaff5400
    @juliastaff5400 2 месяца назад

    The inconsistencies in color of the drinks always cracks me up

  • @sooner3034
    @sooner3034 3 месяца назад

    the return of Professor Whiskey

  • @Alsebra
    @Alsebra 3 месяца назад +1

    "My face was scared."
    😂😂😂