Something people don’t understand is that anyone can move quietly, but it’s another matter to apply that with an actual plan, tactics and the knowledge that if you get caught there will be extreme consequences.
why do i even need this? welp, you never know when you have to stop the microwave at 0:01 seconds left and you better not wake everyone up whit your heavy foot so here is the perfect video for midnight snack
Just read a section from a novel where the author explained that you need to put down your heel first when sneaking. That didn't seem right to me. Now I'm glad that I was correct in this.
Hmm your say ball of feet but I learn ankle back part of foot first. Then as place other foot down use back part of foot all in motion shifting weight slowly forward
*needs to be stealthy in an important situation* *begins* *tries to breathe through nose but its mostly blocked, nose starts running, soon about to sneeze and just fucks everything up* flu's, colds and the fact my nose can get runny for whatever reason is the reason I try no longer breathe through my nose in any situation. I can do it as I'm watching this video, but I chose to always go to breathing through my mouth. It's the best way if you dont want to deal with any dumb shit to do with the nose even then it is still possible to figure out how you can breathe slow and quiet through the mouth, though sometimes you may need to also suck in your stomach ect. good video though, wasn't expecting to find ninja like videos when looking up how to just walk quietly. Opened up a lot more on what I can take from these
It's 2 am your brother is watching RUclips careful not to be caught by mom, I just watched how to walk silently on RUclips... BOOM my brother is scared af when I appear in front of him without making any noise
My younger brother has recently been doing this thing we’re he takes an egg and keeps it like a pet. He did this three times in the past and always called the eggs Eggy. To make him angry, I would take the eggs and eat them. He did it with three eggs yesterday and I turned them all into the same omelet. But I need to sneak into his room at night to get the king of the Eggies. 😂
Either you quoted wikihow directly, or they quoted you directly. I didn’t see any sources on wikihow, so did you... really quote wikihow on a YT video?
The reason I want to sneak is to take food out of the fridge and scare my sister but when I got the chocolate from the fridge and I make it to me room Im play the gta5 mission complete sound affect
Walk Casually
No fear
If get caught
*Assasinate*
ninja swag
Like in Assassin's Creed hahah.
where do i put the body?
@@rusty9626 put it in their bed at their house and remember to use gloves
butterflies in my stomach alr thanks
The dislikes are the 76 ninjas who are mad that you're giving away their secrets
@@Randomman_4826hah Fr
@@radbro8837 frr
@@Randomman_4826 same
Fr@@karuma66
🤫
*Already walks nearly completely silently and fast*
*Watches this anyway*
Aye you can always improve...:P
The like is how many people r trying to sneak through 3 am
SNEAK SQUAD
(me try to walk silently)
MY house floor:
**KRKKERIRJIEIEKE**
Gotta practice my man!
Not me memorising all the cracks and squeaky areas
@@plainbutterfly1153 not you replying to someone 1yr late
@@plainbutterfly1153 same
@@xenkrow3281 1 year later
LOL!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE FIRST VIDEO I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE THAT HAS NO DISLIKES XDXDXDXD
no, seriously, it is.
Haha that's funny. We'll see how long that lasts tho :P
6 months later...
6 likes
A like per month
Sadly now it’s 64 😞
Right now it’s at 69
Noice
I am going to use this on you
Connor Manross bring it on
The Upswing Report oh no
The Upswing Report meatball
Now, how do I walk like an Egyptian
😂 maybe do a series lol ‘how do I walk like a zombie”
With the song
Kono Kakyoin cringe jojo
@@vigil_vigil7802 jojo is best you probrobly watch dragonball
me learning this so i can grab a snack when im pulling off an all nighter with the boys
Same
Something people don’t understand is that anyone can move quietly, but it’s another matter to apply that with an actual plan, tactics and the knowledge that if you get caught there will be extreme consequences.
Unless it’s for something stupid like hide and seek
@@slushie.creations8266 what if it's deadly hide and seek 😆
why do i even need this?
welp, you never know when you have to stop the microwave at 0:01 seconds left
and you better not wake everyone up whit your heavy foot
so here is the perfect video for midnight snack
Haha right on
The first tip, I dont know if it just me or that was literally how I breath my whole life 😂😂😂😂
Same lol
Same fr
Thank you for letting us under age kids watch this. I can sleep downstairs now and get Minecraft up.
Ayeee - you got it mang!
Same lol
I have those socks lmao, I'm set up for success
Ninja squad!
Thanks! My stepdad beats me when I make too much noise
Reading the the comments this dude reply to every one very nice
I can walk really quietly to the point where my parent can’t hear whenever I’m in the kitchen, but it’s always good to master a skill
LANNNCERRRR also same only sometimes I give up half way through cuz I’m too lazy to make sure the floor boards are silent
This is the best thing in the world
Haha thanks, Cielo! REAL NINJAS MOVE IN SILENCE
When you want to perfect the skill
Edit: *but you literally don't have presence*
THANK YOU 10/10
Now I can take my laptop from my parents bedroom at night to binge watch some anime ;)
Thank you very much now I know how to be a stealthy ninja
You got it! Thanks for watching and commenting!
I watch this cauz I wanna be cool . Then next I'll learn how to self defense and work fast and do and become a Ninja!!!!💂♂️🕴️🕵️♂️
Bruh my feet keep cracking!😂
Just read a section from a novel where the author explained that you need to put down your heel first when sneaking. That didn't seem right to me. Now I'm glad that I was correct in this.
This one works too but thats another way to walk quietly its actually faster then this one so might be better
Ha ha man I'm back again ! Just saw this made my day
And the video thumbnail is pro level!!
HAha love it my man! Thanks for the comment, Bhavesh!
You know it - NINJA SKILLZ!
thanks for the tips to get in the kitchen at 2am
Hey, Its Lawrence again, awesome stuff!!
Thank you my man! Appreciate the love
Bro how the heck do you have so little subscribers when you have such amazing quality??! Logic? What's that.
Ahaha - thank you so much for the kind words, Hope! I appreciate it
@@TheUpswingReport No problem :)
The floor past my parents room loud so I try to learn which part of the floor is the most quiet 😂😂
Hmm your say ball of feet but I learn ankle back part of foot first. Then as place other foot down use back part of foot all in motion shifting weight slowly forward
All those dislikes r angry moms from stoping us from getting a snack at 3am
*needs to be stealthy in an important situation*
*begins*
*tries to breathe through nose but its mostly blocked, nose starts running, soon about to sneeze and just fucks everything up*
flu's, colds and the fact my nose can get runny for whatever reason is the reason I try no longer breathe through my nose in any situation. I can do it as I'm watching this video, but I chose to always go to breathing through my mouth. It's the best way if you dont want to deal with any dumb shit to do with the nose
even then it is still possible to figure out how you can breathe slow and quiet through the mouth, though sometimes you may need to also suck in your stomach ect. good video though, wasn't expecting to find ninja like videos when looking up how to just walk quietly. Opened up a lot more on what I can take from these
Another tip is wearing socks if you’re inside sneaking. Also try to avoid pieces of the floor which make noises by testing it out.
Video: *how to be silent and walk like Ninja*
0:00 : SO0O000O!!! *at max volume*
Hey Austin, I wasn't aware you were a ninja 🙄, nice vlog, sorry for the late response
I guess I blew my cover :P Thanks for the comment, Thiago!
I tried this to get my father back for scaring me thanks 👍🏻
Oke now am gonna use this technique on my mom :D
now I know what to do if my remote is in my mom's room
im hungry and its like 4 in the morning thanks
Nice video. Where did you get the information from?
A secret ninja master
That's very useful, for real :)
Thank you Piotr! Glad you liked the video :)
I hate fact that I knew all of this except that fact you should bend your knees is quite impressive if I do say so myself
Used this to sneak into my gaming room at 1 am without waking my parents
Sneak increased to 100
I’m hungry and it’s really early so I’m watching this even though I know how to do it
Ninja so hard to learn
Good way to get my ipad back!!
This prevents steps on things that make sound. Can't see one on ball of feet most time as the weight is not secure . U may get tired and go flat foot
It's 2 am your brother is watching RUclips careful not to be caught by mom, I just watched how to walk silently on RUclips... BOOM my brother is scared af when I appear in front of him without making any noise
Thanks man I can sneak around at 3am now when I need to go down stairs.
Well I works and I was near a person that can be woken up easily and my goal was to get something. Not until I wait until morning.
Thanks now im chillin in my room with food
This has way too good quality to have this little subs
Thank you mucho for the kind comment!
@@TheUpswingReport NP!
Me getting prepared to walk for those midnight snacks
Used this to sneak out of my house to meet up with friends
Very useful information hahaha!
You know...I do what I can 🤣
I like how the 'simplest' one is assassinating your archenemy
But besides that its preaty good
I want to be a ninja!
Well this video can be your first step into ninjahood!
@@TheUpswingReport yes! thanks 💗
i like how he went from spying on children to killing immediately
Crawl perfect no sound
i used this to turn off my mom's tv when she was sleeping
Me trying to sneak get the candy: OMG OMG MY MOM IS GONNA SEE ME
Some random plastic appered: yeet
My mom: WHO IS THERE
Me: oh crap
Ha...ha?
I literally just need a drink at 1 am and I don’t want to bother my parents
what if you are like Seamus Levine from family guy but the peg legs are below the knees how do you sneak around.
that was the funniest shit i ever seen. guys have you ever seen a ninja?
Haha glad you liked it :) Thanks for the comment! Is this the first The Upswing Report video you've seen?
If you wanna:
Check on your kids
Scare your friend
*sneak up on your arch enemy and RIP out his jugular*
No dislikes that’s insane
Haha I'm just waiting for a ninja-hating troll to come along... 😜
thanks, i completed my first complex assassination job. although one of the assistants smoke bombed away
I love how he mentions a home as if he was making this video for burglers... Wait
Idk why my joints just crackle and expose me T_T
How about very Creaky Floors
Gotta walk light! Def doesn't make it easier.
I just wanted a pack of goldfish but instead i turned into a ninja
fire intro🔥🥵
Wow no dislikes . NICE
So far so gewttt haha
My floorboards are my arch enemy but I can't assassinate it because I can't walk then but if I spare it I am gonna make then creak loudly
Me at 1:30 pm: bruh I use dis sometime
Me at 1:00 am: watches Naruto while walking to da kitchen
I'm gonna try sneak into school tomorrow lets see if I succeed
How did it go?
Honestly i'm just lightfooted so walking normally (perhaps a tad crouched) is almost entirely silent. Thanks to this i will now never be seen again.
So that’s how I’m meant to breathe!
I am a ninja
Soooo ... basically don't make noise or trip on anything ... aaaaaaaaallllllrighty then 👌 😆
My younger brother has recently been doing this thing we’re he takes an egg and keeps it like a pet. He did this three times in the past and always called the eggs Eggy. To make him angry, I would take the eggs and eat them. He did it with three eggs yesterday and I turned them all into the same omelet. But I need to sneak into his room at night to get the king of the Eggies. 😂
Imagine being assassin and a stick noise and they say shoot
You need more subscriber
I agree :P
Either you quoted wikihow directly, or they quoted you directly. I didn’t see any sources on wikihow, so did you... really quote wikihow on a YT video?
i watched this cause i was hungry-
at midnight-😄and my brother is awake-
When he said assassinate your enemy that hit home
Me trying to figure out how to sneak past my parents room to look at presents
To sneak out with my friend
finally the 3ds is mine
This tutorial would be better if you start with an example of what a ninja walk is before you start explaining how to do it.
Who else bout to raid they pantry😭😭
"Or simply assassinate your arch enemy."
How did you know?
My cat cant see me coming nouw thanks fore the tip
Oh ok so it’s just commen sense except the breathing part sometimes I hold my breathe
The reason I want to sneak is to take food out of the fridge and scare my sister but when I got the chocolate from the fridge and I make it to me room Im play the gta5 mission complete sound affect
Well i scared my mom as shit so this worked
Or simply assassinate arch enemy
But how do I open the freezer?
Turns out I did it
I knew you could do it