I microwaved my viewers (they were misbehaving)

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  • @eyeunderscorezee
    @eyeunderscorezee 2 года назад +6259

    how it feels to date hundreds of people trapped in a single vessel

    • @ORIONVIIXI
      @ORIONVIIXI 2 года назад +610

      A reverse hive mind

    • @djwiggles666
      @djwiggles666 2 года назад +143

      #relatablepost

    • @marblemarble7113
      @marblemarble7113 2 года назад +211

      How it feels to date legion

    • @gucci465O
      @gucci465O 2 года назад +59

      @@djwiggles666 wait what teh fu-

    • @masterofadapting
      @masterofadapting 2 года назад +82

      I have this problem alot, for some reason it runs all of my dates away.

  • @jackw9762
    @jackw9762 2 года назад +2807

    I wish my gf spoke like this, disjointed single phrases with a ten second delay, and completely deranged

    • @glitchwolf1384
      @glitchwolf1384 2 года назад +358

      Its the eldritch entity we all want to date

    • @random-ed9dv
      @random-ed9dv 2 года назад +357

      @@glitchwolf1384 the genderless omnipotent creature of the abyss is what all men truely want in a relationship.

    • @_Pickle_Cat_
      @_Pickle_Cat_ 2 года назад +49

      @@random-ed9dv Indeed.

    • @veeti4210
      @veeti4210 2 года назад +3

      EAT. RAW. BLOODY. DOG.

    • @joenoodle6914
      @joenoodle6914 2 года назад +90

      head trauma works great for this, give it a try

  • @Jack_C3
    @Jack_C3 2 года назад +912

    I love how together chat can convey simple things like "eat dog yes" it's like caveman speak.

  • @scoutsleftnut13
    @scoutsleftnut13 2 года назад +2239

    Charborg being genuinely nice and trying to do what they were asking as if it were a real date was weirdly adorable

    • @claytonsimons3361
      @claytonsimons3361 2 года назад +18

      Genuinely nice lol

    • @kneegoblin4352
      @kneegoblin4352 2 года назад +21

      @greoud that was the cutest part 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

    • @Reckyyy.
      @Reckyyy. 2 года назад +7

      Dogx100

    • @B_4035mn
      @B_4035mn 2 года назад

      @greoud COCK&BALL TORTURE.

    • @monhi64
      @monhi64 Год назад +9

      @@FinnishCrystalI’m pretty sure he was making a kink joke, took me a split second to fully get it lmao

  • @remen_emperor
    @remen_emperor 2 года назад +459

    "Divorce"
    "We're not married yet"
    Pretty sure I've had that exact Oblivion dialogue

  • @feckingbulcrepe5735
    @feckingbulcrepe5735 2 года назад +3439

    this was amazing, my parasocial relationship with charborg has been strengthened tenfold. you're basically my best friend dude

    • @greenbackjack768
      @greenbackjack768 2 года назад +294

      Maybe... more than friends? 😳

    • @YourPalKindred
      @YourPalKindred 2 года назад +253

      he's your divorced husband

    • @aikun9098
      @aikun9098 2 года назад +19

      Ex

    • @k_pler
      @k_pler 2 года назад +65

      Wow! Sounds like a healthy relationship!

    • @being9415
      @being9415 2 года назад +31

      We are you.

  • @lakesquid2671
    @lakesquid2671 2 года назад +3417

    Watching like 70+ “you” pour in at the end was fucking golden

    • @snoc3970
      @snoc3970 2 года назад +295

      surprised they didn't say dog again

    • @JustABigDud
      @JustABigDud 2 года назад +400

      "Raw dog"
      "Don't say raw dog"
      "raw dog"
      "daddy"

    • @andylikesyourkite
      @andylikesyourkite 2 года назад +78

      I was expecting raw dog

    • @toxic_shr00m
      @toxic_shr00m 2 года назад +34

      I was thinking the exact same thing
      Maybe I should tune into the streams

    • @hostile-elf
      @hostile-elf 2 года назад +19

      cmon we were all thinkin it

  • @Choppytehbear1337
    @Choppytehbear1337 2 года назад +1177

    Borg is simultaneously acting like a parent and someone being held hostage.

  • @pezpowr7535
    @pezpowr7535 2 года назад +700

    *anything slightly inconviwnt happens with the burger*
    “RUINED. RESTART.”

  • @bruh9622
    @bruh9622 2 года назад +687

    I'm flustered... nobody has ever put me in a microwave on our first date before😊

  • @Berd
    @Berd 2 года назад +1375

    eat wobo. NOW.

  • @TheG_Boy
    @TheG_Boy 2 года назад +463

    the calm text-to-speech female voice saying deranged shit makes it so much funnier

  • @thesaviorofsouls5210
    @thesaviorofsouls5210 2 года назад +539

    The twitch integration is absolutely hilarious, and charborg absolutely nails how to act on it.
    His reactions to the reactions is some of my favourite content in a long time.

  • @mrapple2544
    @mrapple2544 2 года назад +376

    I love how in that screen thre was the brainpower of hundreds of people combined and the oly thing it managed to say was "daddy", "bigger", "raw" and "dog".

  • @Bowossum
    @Bowossum 2 года назад +470

    "Should I do it??"
    "Yes."
    The funniest interaction

  • @aDespondentThespian
    @aDespondentThespian 2 года назад +533

    "I'm sorry." - Chat immediately after we misbehave and get chastized by Charborg.

    • @erinw.9256
      @erinw.9256 2 года назад +69

      “I'm sorry DADDY” specifically for a moment there lol

  • @soulrenvods
    @soulrenvods 2 года назад +367

    "I'm gonna turn you into the teenage mutant ninja turtle" the fact that he says it as a singular thing fills me with an emotion no one here is ready for

  • @mountaingoatnohorns
    @mountaingoatnohorns 2 года назад +1481

    charborg youre such a unique content creator man, genuinely never fail to make me laugh. thank you so much

  • @HappiDapp
    @HappiDapp 2 года назад +244

    I love how he specifically ignores the hamburger meat and goes straight for the slab of ham

    • @lolucorn1
      @lolucorn1 Год назад +4

      Holy shit real gnome chompski!!!!!

    • @PSiOO2
      @PSiOO2 Год назад +13

      I was so confused the whole time, why does he keep calling a random piece of meat a burger

  • @Echo-2309
    @Echo-2309 2 года назад +226

    This video is infinitely better if you just listen to it and imagine chat as a hand sized anthropomorphic hydra. Wish I had the skills to animate that

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 2 года назад +231

    "you don't have to apologize for everything"
    "Vore."
    Okay, into the Sin Bin with you.

    • @jordy_de-zee
      @jordy_de-zee 2 года назад +15

      for people who don't know what that is:
      DO NOT LOOK IT UP IF YOU'RE YOUNG

    • @_lilythedreamfox_
      @_lilythedreamfox_ 2 года назад +8

      @@jordy_de-zee yes, its very cursed, nobody should ever look for it.

    • @jordy_de-zee
      @jordy_de-zee 2 года назад +2

      @@_lilythedreamfox_ that's why i warning people

    • @dingus783
      @dingus783 Год назад +8

      @@jordy_de-zee don’t look it up in general

    • @ActuallyDramly
      @ActuallyDramly Год назад +8

      @@jordy_de-zee sadly when I was younger I got trapped into clickbaity videos and some were wierd 💀💀💀💀

  • @Pijavi
    @Pijavi 2 года назад +373

    local (totally not insane) person goes on a date with infamous meth lord "Walter White" - cooks him a burger flavoured soup... and then preceeds to get seduced by him.

  • @brazilianambassadordale8223
    @brazilianambassadordale8223 2 года назад +634

    Charborg really went out on a date with a hive mind

    • @ultimatecultchaos
      @ultimatecultchaos 2 года назад +9

      I am a part of it lol

    • @andre2075
      @andre2075 2 года назад

      Hive mindussy

    • @ColyBaloneyCLBL
      @ColyBaloneyCLBL 11 месяцев назад +5

      *A mind hive
      A hive mind is when multiple “people” are controlled by one mind.
      This is the opposite case : one “person” is controlled by multiple people.

  • @ftthecartoon
    @ftthecartoon 2 года назад +169

    The chat is like those digital spirit boxes where the ghost says only the main words

    • @erinw.9256
      @erinw.9256 2 года назад +9

      Omg they are!!

    • @ReleasedHollow
      @ReleasedHollow Год назад +16

      "Can you tell us why you are still here, why have you not moved on?"
      _silence_
      "Daddy milk"

  • @marciosantos1227
    @marciosantos1227 2 года назад +390

    Him:what do you guys want for dessert?
    Twitch chat : *its our time to shine シ︎*

  • @blobdude19
    @blobdude19 2 года назад +1210

    this is probably CHRBRGS first date

    • @JerrySpoonpuncher
      @JerrySpoonpuncher 2 года назад +66

      Of today

    • @kingtiger435
      @kingtiger435 2 года назад +64

      Remember he chipped his tooth while on a date in people playground

    • @rosary9229
      @rosary9229 2 года назад +11

      And his best ;)

    • @deer8071
      @deer8071 2 года назад +17

      this is why Charborg is better, he has the hose. (he likes gardening)

    • @gunsblazeing2865
      @gunsblazeing2865 2 года назад +14

      And his last

  • @fishbone5430
    @fishbone5430 2 года назад +184

    The parasocial relationship of my dreams. Can't wait for the wedding

  • @catpoke9557
    @catpoke9557 2 года назад +142

    It is hilarious listening to the voice repeat random lines while he goes about his duties.
    "eat dog" in background as he works ahaha

  • @kingofrats4944
    @kingofrats4944 2 года назад +94

    when he asked what was wanted for dessert i immediately thought "you" chat did not disappoint

  • @jennilah
    @jennilah 2 года назад +192

    Im SO happy you made a video of this
    This stream was so unhinged, I was crying laughing the whole time. The chat widget was already hilarious, but this took it to another level. Legend

  • @InsidiousClouds
    @InsidiousClouds 2 года назад +162

    This is going into my "watch when sad" playlist along with other videos that never fail to make me laugh

    • @snarfulhusocks1688
      @snarfulhusocks1688 2 года назад +8

      This is such a good idea! Thanks!

    • @jannanasi4444
      @jannanasi4444 2 года назад +6

      please unlist or unprivate it i'd love to see the others

    • @InsidiousClouds
      @InsidiousClouds 2 года назад

      @@jannanasi4444 ruclips.net/p/PLpNOxtVYBAx2OszvKuhNgtsPy8sYr_oUm

  • @random_number_sequence
    @random_number_sequence 2 года назад +131

    since you have that plugin to see your chat's most popular messages you should make a masterchef thing with them in cooking sim vr, first they get some minutes to pick out ingredients and then after that, they have around an hour or so to give you instructions on what to do and by the end you sell it and see the ratings it gets, and like that you can judge your chat's cooking and cooperation skills.

    • @th3doorman
      @th3doorman 2 года назад +9

      Bet it’ll be trash blended soup

  • @Romanticoutlaw
    @Romanticoutlaw 2 года назад +35

    the way he initially reacts to "kill you" is how grace and trip from facade react to being hit on

  • @JB1996TF
    @JB1996TF 2 года назад +90

    This isn't a date it's a two way hostage situation

    • @studsheep
      @studsheep 10 месяцев назад +5

      a new phrase going into my dictionary

  • @EatinPaste
    @EatinPaste 2 года назад +74

    I like how the insistence of putting Wobo on the menu went completely unnoticed.

  • @newtybot
    @newtybot 2 года назад +77

    “Bloody raw dog” is definitely a phrase

  • @Illogical.
    @Illogical. 2 года назад +281

    Honestly, this would probably work great as assisted learning material for training an "AI".

    • @peterdinkler4950
      @peterdinkler4950 2 года назад +86

      Any AI that sees this video will instantly go rogue and vivisect the nearest beloved household pet and cook their cuts. All primary directives would be overwritten, the new, and only one: "More meat... all". It would be the best entertainer the world had ever seen.

    • @Illogical.
      @Illogical. 2 года назад +25

      @@peterdinkler4950 There are certainly reasons to cut away parts of the video before using it as training material.

    • @selectionn
      @selectionn 2 года назад

      @@peterdinkler4950 raw dog

    • @nameless......................
      @nameless...................... Год назад

      ​@@peterdinkler4950 vore

  • @ytrenzo_4001
    @ytrenzo_4001 2 года назад +206

    He and his chat admitted to being furries over the one course of a date, And then he proceeded to blow them all up with a firework lol

    • @Nonexistility
      @Nonexistility 2 года назад +12

      Remember: if there is no furry hunter in the area, the universe will always step in for the save.

    • @ytrenzo_4001
      @ytrenzo_4001 2 года назад +10

      @@Nonexistility Then why hasn't the universe stepped in play for me TmT

    • @ytrenzo_4001
      @ytrenzo_4001 2 года назад +3

      @@ericonion3561 Yeah, too good for some.

    • @ericonion3561
      @ericonion3561 2 года назад +1

      @@ytrenzo_4001 then congrats the universe got to you first

    • @ytrenzo_4001
      @ytrenzo_4001 2 года назад +9

      @@ericonion3561 but I'm still a furry and nobody eliminated me from existence like a furry hunter

  • @gelidus2224
    @gelidus2224 2 года назад +32

    7:13 i love how he talks to chat like they're an 8 year old who learned a curse word

  • @ComradeBread
    @ComradeBread 2 года назад +55

    Love that this just makes chat some insane entity

  • @euclodies1719
    @euclodies1719 2 года назад +78

    Charbogs parents: “So when am I going to be able to see my grandchildren?”

  • @berkal1299
    @berkal1299 2 года назад +221

    this was one of his best streams

    • @djwiggles666
      @djwiggles666 2 года назад +11

      Wait until you see the stream where he and Criken made stories with suggestions from chat using this add-on.
      That is, if you didn't catch the stream and if he even makes it into a video.

    • @eethanl
      @eethanl 2 года назад +7

      @@djwiggles666 he'll 100% make it into a video it was gold

    • @mrapple2544
      @mrapple2544 2 года назад +1

      @@djwiggles666 If Charborg keeps talking to the chat in a virtual world he's goint to go (even more) insane

    • @djwiggles666
      @djwiggles666 2 года назад

      @@mrapple2544 That's the life of a professional streamer; dissociation and mental illness due to the constant positive reinforcement of chat sending them money.

    • @ultimatecultchaos
      @ultimatecultchaos 2 года назад +2

      @@mrapple2544 it's already too late for chat (the hivemind)

  • @selectionn
    @selectionn 2 года назад +33

    This is actually so genius. Ive seen this plugin before but this is such a brilliant way to utilize it.

  • @dannymartin4834
    @dannymartin4834 2 года назад +175

    Not long till charb does a Jerma styled doll house stream

    • @jacksoncarter2917
      @jacksoncarter2917 2 года назад +36

      He is the perfect person to do it as well as Jerma lmao

    • @selectionn
      @selectionn 2 года назад +6

      yeah, except charborg is funny.

    • @dannymartin4834
      @dannymartin4834 2 года назад +29

      @@selectionn I personally don’t agree but that’s ok.

    • @zeallust8542
      @zeallust8542 2 года назад +13

      @@selectionn Do you legitimately think Jerma isnt funny?

  • @smexy_man
    @smexy_man 2 года назад +61

    The video made me tear up laughing, Id love to see it again animated

  • @djwiggles666
    @djwiggles666 2 года назад +70

    Thanks for all the great memories, but I don't think I'm going to ask for a second date.

  • @AltusCy
    @AltusCy 2 года назад +41

    I love how he sounds like a dad who loves his children even though he is fed up with them and their shenanigans

  • @masterpingu5942
    @masterpingu5942 2 года назад +42

    i love watching twitch chat slowly drive a man to insanity and self harm

  • @low-qualityproductions4033
    @low-qualityproductions4033 2 года назад +40

    This feels like you were trying to date a ai that glitched the fuck out and started to demand human sacrifice

  • @Real_Joe_Dad
    @Real_Joe_Dad 2 года назад +31

    When he said ",what do you want for dessert?" I instantly thought of "you"

  • @bighaverlegend33
    @bighaverlegend33 2 года назад +117

    It’s like going on a date with a skinwalker

  • @pawnshot
    @pawnshot 2 года назад +43

    The dog burger part had me cracking up too much dude

  • @Worse_Alex
    @Worse_Alex 2 года назад +19

    Under the 4th Geneva Convention (1949) collective punishment is a war crime.

  • @ConnanTheCivilized
    @ConnanTheCivilized 4 месяца назад +3

    5:23 Char: I feel like a psychopath! (accurate self-diagnosis)
    Chat: Kinky!

  • @Noxa9876
    @Noxa9876 2 года назад +35

    It feels like an AI hivemind you're talking to.

  • @AWormsPurpose
    @AWormsPurpose 2 года назад +31

    6:47 every good dates starts with milk steak

  • @Concerned_Custodian
    @Concerned_Custodian 2 года назад +22

    I want a girlfriend like twitch chat, completely nonfunctional mental wise and constantly demanding a variety of sacrifices and begging for mercy every time I lock her in the freezer

  • @nokk__
    @nokk__ 2 года назад +65

    i love you charborg, you make my days so much better

  • @spiritwarhol707
    @spiritwarhol707 2 года назад +10

    Can't stop laughing at the chat sulkily telling him it's ruined after every little thing, as if they didn't tell him to put raw milk meat and a whole block of cheese into a burger.

  • @kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331
    @kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331 2 года назад +19

    Love how each streamers chat has its own personality. RTs chat is like a rich teenager and her as chat is the voices in his head. Meanwhile his chat is just a crazy woman he found in the Forrest

  • @crisperstorm
    @crisperstorm 2 года назад +28

    The next step is some sort of AI that takes every single message in chat in real time and talks as if it's them and not just through repeated phrases

  • @isnt_jerry
    @isnt_jerry 2 года назад +36

    Psycho streamer has "date" with the voices in his head

  • @plasmabasher
    @plasmabasher 2 года назад +13

    I imagine this is what it’s like to date an alien hivemind.

  • @161friends
    @161friends 2 года назад +16

    his constant tone is ‘im being held hostage’ and thats all i want to say

  • @majormissile5596
    @majormissile5596 2 года назад +9

    I feel like this is just a representation of a chef who's lost it and is hearing voices in his head.

  • @plasmak2273
    @plasmak2273 2 года назад +12

    "Guys, what's dropping off from me?"
    Chat: Weezer Cheese

  • @hush6149
    @hush6149 2 года назад +12

    I like how chat’s voice makes them sound even more like a psychopath

  • @senorMckenzie
    @senorMckenzie 2 года назад +21

    It's like a really shitty spirit box session

  • @corporategreed
    @corporategreed 2 года назад +26

    With the amount of roleplay charborg does it really doesn't surprise me if he actually is a furry

    • @_lilythedreamfox_
      @_lilythedreamfox_ 2 года назад +9

      @@sertgy. he aint digging a hole, hes just in the closet, he just needs to realize being a furry isnt a bad thing.

  • @MrDoomDawg
    @MrDoomDawg 2 года назад +5

    definitely my favorite streamer, never fails to be hilarious or just a really cool chill time whenever i catch a livestream. im so glad this channel exists now though, it makes keeping up with the content a lot easier!! i love to watch these at work :-)

  • @dumblenutz5561
    @dumblenutz5561 2 года назад +6

    I think the only streamer i've seen who interacts with the audience this much is RTgame. You're both awesome, dudes.

    • @jordy_de-zee
      @jordy_de-zee 2 года назад

      i know a few others that also do stuff to mess npcs:
      dangerouslyfunny, let's game it out, captain sauce, blitz and graystillplays
      especially DF, gray and let's game it out

    • @TheDiloEmpire
      @TheDiloEmpire 2 года назад +1

      Doug Doug

    • @jordy_de-zee
      @jordy_de-zee 2 года назад

      @@TheDiloEmpire that's something else

  • @bridgerald
    @bridgerald 2 года назад +9

    Charborg is CONSTANTLY putting out bangers. Unbelievable.

  • @strelock1015
    @strelock1015 2 года назад +9

    It amazes me how charborg doesn't get more views here, genuinely love your shit dude

  • @bluebeka2458
    @bluebeka2458 2 года назад +6

    I like how progressivly he sounds so worried. 😂

  • @sheepishly6942
    @sheepishly6942 2 года назад +9

    This is one of the most surreal experiences I've ever seen.

  • @Wignut
    @Wignut Год назад +3

    I always imagine twitch chat as those chaotic tiny creatures from the Smiling Friends episode with the suicidal guy but with the emote faces.

  • @ArtsyHumanbean
    @ArtsyHumanbean 2 года назад +6

    6:20 chat looking for a milk steak I see y’all, salut fellow bird lawyers

  • @Bambau
    @Bambau 3 месяца назад +2

    Chat is a bunch of fuckin freaks, I love them

  • @lainegamin
    @lainegamin 2 года назад +6

    twitch chat is the embodyment of intrusive thoughts

  • @EmilyKayTV
    @EmilyKayTV 2 года назад +41

    this was the funniest stream i've ever had the pleasure of being a part of

  • @aDespondentThespian
    @aDespondentThespian 2 года назад +12

    This was one of the best streams I ever got to particpate in.

  • @actuaiiyyou
    @actuaiiyyou 2 года назад +10

    Thanks for the dating advice Charborg, I will use this on my first date at age 50!

  • @SchizoidApollo
    @SchizoidApollo 2 года назад +3

    Bloody, raw and dog should never be used in that order.

  • @OrdanKarris
    @OrdanKarris 2 года назад +9

    they picked up the "furry one" and i saw more "yes" than "no"

  • @JustTombstone
    @JustTombstone 2 года назад +2

    Group of strangers force a grown man to cause himself bodily harm

  • @morningstar8496
    @morningstar8496 2 года назад +5

    man really touched freshly deep fried food and said "ow! its hot!"

  • @thetruegoldenknight
    @thetruegoldenknight 2 года назад +4

    "Eat...Dog..."
    Aaahh, I'm gonna like it here.

  • @stonedmoon6056
    @stonedmoon6056 2 года назад +7

    oh my god i remember being so anxious and trying to get him to remember the firecracker for so long lmao what a great stream

  • @TheG_Boy
    @TheG_Boy 2 года назад +5

    lore: the chat are the voices in his head telling him to cook a dog

  • @tdthedestroyer1232
    @tdthedestroyer1232 7 месяцев назад +2

    11:40 "the crunchy parts are my favorite"

  • @IDKWtsIt2U
    @IDKWtsIt2U 2 года назад +2

    I need that TTS engine in my life, so plain and emotionless, I love it

  • @---9519
    @---9519 2 года назад +3

    Chat seems like a misbehaving toddler and charborgs trying to baby sit them

  • @GreenTeaTheTea
    @GreenTeaTheTea 2 года назад +3

    The amount of people who said "you" is absolutely crushing me lmao

  • @Floweragaindude
    @Floweragaindude Год назад +1

    18:32 is nobody going to talk about the bowl pieces going perfectly around the candle

  • @local_racc00n
    @local_racc00n 2 года назад +5

    You can hear the sheer fear in his voice

  • @Paragons_Delight
    @Paragons_Delight 2 года назад +8

    Alternative title "chat is bi-polar"

  • @scarlettcrimson3283
    @scarlettcrimson3283 2 года назад +3

    YES i've been waiting for you to post this, this stream was so funny 😭

  • @That_One_Guy101
    @That_One_Guy101 2 года назад +4

    This is an bonifyied Epic Gamer moment right here.

  • @assumedscrub4521
    @assumedscrub4521 2 года назад +5

    I might be losing it but when Charborg said "Haha, yummy!" and laughed at 11:56 he sounded exactly like PeeWee Herman

  • @lunaliciousgeek
    @lunaliciousgeek 2 года назад +4

    This was hilarious, I'd love more gameplay like this XD