@@witchcraftanditsconsequenc4280 Same. I know it's all in good fun but hearing someone rag on a toddler mechanic then utterly fail at being a even that smart is pure torture
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Charborg cutting a slice off the cheese block only to take the bigger piece is the equivalent of cartoon characters cutting a slice of cake just to take the cake entirely
@@TheVincenzoGaming The women of New Vegas ask me a lot if there's a Mrs. New Vegas. Well, of course there is. You're her. And you're still as perfect as the day we met.
pickle soup recipe: place 1.5 kgs of pickles in a pot add 2.1l of mustard heat it to a boil while mixing blend the pickles chop some more pickles, place into a container and add 1 l of milk place the milk pickles in a baking tray put the bake tray in the oven and in case of milk loss add a full carton after they are done baking place the pickles in the soup definetly don't drop it serve hot enjoy!
You're living in the apocalypse. Things have been tough since radscorpions ate your entire family, but you're hanging in there. Today you came across a restaurant still operating. You're ecstatic! Finally you can eat something other than canned prunes! You sit down, eagerly awaiting your survivalist kebab and potato, mushroom soup. From the kitchen you hear screams and strange yells, what is this "chat room" he keeps talking about? Clearly the apocalypse must have taken a toll on the chef's psyche, poor fella. Finally the food is served. You're pretty sure the kebab has more sauce than meat and the soup looks like swamp water. What's your review?
I haven't had a solid poop since eating here. But the food killed the parasites that giant hornet laid in my gut. I miss my family. 7/10 severed fingers.
@@Ashelybee to be fair even with me having experience with the game and shit I still have a tendency to break anything that's breakable and fuck up and get shit on the floor, etc.
@@flamingdog9207 the breakable objects in that game are made from dust sticking together using only water...don't stare too long at that plate, it will split in 8 pieces, better not gently place down that bowl, it might collapse onto itself!
fun fact; pickle soup does actually exist and its a dish that's well liked in eastern europe, particularly poland where im from. lots of people think our food's outrageous though. have fun with that information
Tbf I’ve been disgusted by the appearance of things I made irl. Tasted ok, but I don’t recommend cauliflower as a replacement for broccoli in some things
7:50 I was already chuckling at you fucking around with the blender thing, but then when you somehow managed to ruin the entire meal by doing it I nearly spit out my coffee
This game was made for streamers in the sense that the controls and physics are so bad that they’re only enjoyable when watching someone else struggle with them.
I have never, ever in my life laughed as hard as I have watching you do ABSOLUTELY everything wrong possible and watching everything possible go wrong for you. Holy shit that was an awesome experience to behold.
Charborg: "Why is there so much shit on my screen?" Meaning he acknowledges the boxes of information and knows that they're there. Also Charborg: *Doesn't read them.*
I just like to imagine a real person putting cut, baked pickles into a pot full of mustard by hand and every couple of pickles *aggressively* placing down the pot on top of the pickles
Pickle soup is actually a soup here in Lithuania (probably other eastern European countries too), it's one of my favorite soups, though obviously it's not just pickles in mustard :D
my guy ACTUALLY managed to slice the carp into a fillet and then proceeded to take the section of the fish with all the bones in it and leave the two fillets he cut off
me: oh wow they have a special charborg line. thats nice charborg: "what, do you think im a toddler?" *proceeds to smash his face in with the fridge door*
I’ve recently been eating spam like every other day. Hickory spam fry it’s crispy then mix some soy and a lot of sugar together and pour it on the spam and then keep flipping them until the sauce thickens and lay it on top of a bed of sticky rice and a runny egg pour a little sauce over top of it all and boy it’s SLAPS
How to cook spam Oil Pan Cut spam into cards Fry until golden on each side Brush with teriyaki sauce Flip Repeat until it is caramelized Eat with rice, preferably coconut rice
Charborg: Here you go sir, burger in mustard soup! Guy: This is the chef speciality? Charborg: Yes and i worked very hard on that! Just freaking eat it! **points gun at him** Guy: Ok ok! Gee... This is the last time i will come here...
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"Do they think i'm a toddler" And then you gave them almost 30 minutes of video evidence of why they would think yes
Especially the milk and pickle and mustard part 🤢
@@ne10ne10 wild Homestuck! :)
@@ne10ne10 let me tell you about homosuck
Yeah this video was kinda painful to watch, I mean I love cooking simulator and Charborg but combining the two does not equal in anything good..
@@witchcraftanditsconsequenc4280 Same. I know it's all in good fun but hearing someone rag on a toddler mechanic then utterly fail at being a even that smart is pure torture
only charborg will make fun of the game for oversimplifying then immediately do the wrong thing despite the game telling him what to do.
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@@AxxLAfriku this is what schizophrenia looks like
@@AxxLAfriku Oh God, Son and Saint Spirit. When the fu## did you get here?
And this my friends is why some games need that
@@AxxLAfriku what
love how he filleted the carp somewhat nicely, then proceeds to leave the fillets behind and use the middle
The bones add the crunch
I thought the same thing lol
Charborg cutting a slice off the cheese block only to take the bigger piece is the equivalent of cartoon characters cutting a slice of cake just to take the cake entirely
And i love how smoothly he made it, he didnt even said something about it
Charborg isn't actually in the apocalypse, this is just what news sites mean when they talk about Nevada-style BBQ.
Viva New Vegas
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
@@TheVincenzoGaming The women of New Vegas ask me a lot if there's a Mrs. New Vegas. Well, of course there is. You're her. And you're still as perfect as the day we met.
this guy seems like the type of guy to stream almost daily at 6pm CST
You have a point
pickle soup recipe:
place 1.5 kgs of pickles in a pot
add 2.1l of mustard
heat it to a boil while mixing
blend the pickles
chop some more pickles, place into a container and add 1 l of milk
place the milk pickles in a baking tray
put the bake tray in the oven and in case of milk loss add a full carton
after they are done baking place the pickles in the soup
definetly don't drop it
serve hot
enjoy!
You're living in the apocalypse. Things have been tough since radscorpions ate your entire family, but you're hanging in there. Today you came across a restaurant still operating. You're ecstatic! Finally you can eat something other than canned prunes! You sit down, eagerly awaiting your survivalist kebab and potato, mushroom soup. From the kitchen you hear screams and strange yells, what is this "chat room" he keeps talking about? Clearly the apocalypse must have taken a toll on the chef's psyche, poor fella. Finally the food is served. You're pretty sure the kebab has more sauce than meat and the soup looks like swamp water. What's your review?
5 stars, I prefer sauce to kebabs and swamp water is underrated
4/5, could use more cactus juice
better than dirt
Mmmm. Foot soup.
I haven't had a solid poop since eating here. But the food killed the parasites that giant hornet laid in my gut. I miss my family. 7/10 severed fingers.
Gets mad at game for treating him like a toddler
Proceeds to display the reading comprehension of a toddler
*also breaks every single bottle in the game and throws food on the floor*
@@Ashelybee to be fair even with me having experience with the game and shit I still have a tendency to break anything that's breakable and fuck up and get shit on the floor, etc.
@@flamingdog9207 the breakable objects in that game are made from dust sticking together using only water...don't stare too long at that plate, it will split in 8 pieces, better not gently place down that bowl, it might collapse onto itself!
When an apocalypse does happen and Charborg will have to feed himself, I will fear for his survival lmao
I don't. *I fear for the other survivors*
He's gonna eat his wife xD
your burger looks like what spongebob gave the health inspector 💀💀
What
“the naaasty paaatty”
- spongebob
@@Est_cat the nasty patty from sponge bob
@@dolphin5177 oh
fun fact; pickle soup does actually exist and its a dish that's well liked in eastern europe, particularly poland where im from. lots of people think our food's outrageous though. have fun with that information
My Husband is Polish, he has never mentioned Pickle soup. I'm gonna ask him tomorrow
I must know, did he know of the pickle soup?@@Remmeister2000
@@lucas23453 Yes he did, he said some call it "Vegetable soup" But him and his family call it "Pickle soup" and he said it's super common 😳
Let's not forget about the 'pink cold soup' made of sour milk and beetroot :))
I love pickle soup !!
I felt so much pain when he knocked over the soup pot.
Kevin Office chili.
Ive never felt such raw emotions
"That looks so gross!"
My brother in christ, you cooked the food yourself
My brother in christ, you made the sandwich
Tbf I’ve been disgusted by the appearance of things I made irl. Tasted ok, but I don’t recommend cauliflower as a replacement for broccoli in some things
Nothing is funnier than a chef gagging at the food they’re making.
Mustard on da pickle, second funniest shit I've ever seen regarding pickles
What’s the first?
@@nahimgood3165 so get this, a kid walks into his garage, and he finds a pickle on his counter...
@@TheJeffIsMe oh? Please tell us more sir
@@Ajcard07 you see, then it gets good. He turns the pickle over, and it turns out, HIS GRANDPA IS THE PICKLE, Funniest shit I've ever seen
@@TheJeffIsMe
He calls himself Pickle Rick too!
7:50 I was already chuckling at you fucking around with the blender thing, but then when you somehow managed to ruin the entire meal by doing it I nearly spit out my coffee
This game was made for streamers in the sense that the controls and physics are so bad that they’re only enjoyable when watching someone else struggle with them.
I have never, ever in my life laughed as hard as I have watching you do ABSOLUTELY everything wrong possible and watching everything possible go wrong for you. Holy shit that was an awesome experience to behold.
“I’m going to make a filet” discards filets and uses the bones😂
"We've got a problem: they want me to do the recipe correct"
- A chef
Charborg: "Why is there so much shit on my screen?" Meaning he acknowledges the boxes of information and knows that they're there. Also Charborg: *Doesn't read them.*
I just like to imagine a real person putting cut, baked pickles into a pot full of mustard by hand and every couple of pickles *aggressively* placing down the pot on top of the pickles
I imagine this is what Charborgs kitchen IRL looks like, bbq sauce and cactus oil stains everywhere
There might be something wrong with me, this actually made me hungry
I think you are right, there is something wrong with you...
And me...
Somebody
Help us.
The kebab looked fine
Have you been starving waiting for the nuclear fallout to decay or something??
>goes to make burger
>makes Steak and Shake burger
Good to know the Stanley Parable Adventure Line is still getting work these days.
This is the first time Charborg has actually made me feel secondhand embarrassment . Thanks!!!!
Pickle soup is actually a soup here in Lithuania (probably other eastern European countries too), it's one of my favorite soups, though obviously it's not just pickles in mustard :D
Pickle soup in a mustard broth... I can feel my lips puckering at the thought of that sour stew
Charborg: "Pickle soup bad, lol"
Polish people: d ; - ; b
seriously, i feel insulted
Seems like this would be a prime candidate for a vr game
I think theres already a vr version for it
@@T-rex-dl4pg A vr version for the base game does exist but unfortunately not for the base-game's dlcs at the moment.
@@crumbledsanity holy shit really?? Man I hope they make all the dlcs VR! One day I’ll get the gear to play vr lol hopefully..
I don't know what you're talking about man, but pickle soup sounds pretty good
It's unironically a dish in Poland, dill pickle soup is fucking amazing
@@mikeymikey4186 that shit bussin on god
@@bigmann7814 no cap
@@mikeymikey4186 fr fr
@@mikeymikey4186 it's good with rice and carrots.
the pickle soup literally had the same energy as the cooking skits by tim and eric
that is the kind of knife you find in an old shack in an abandoned village in a horror game next to a pile of mystery meat
You can mix brown sugar and mustard into a paste and coat a slice of spam with it and fry it in a pan. It's actually pretty good.
"Is this cooked? ....I really can't tell if this is cooked."
-*The Chef*
The ability to not read the instructions make me doubt his abilities with a cook book, so I guess he lives off takeout?
This guy just invented "rassolnik".
Complains about games that hold your hand in regards to gameplay, literally needs his hand held through the first 10 mins
I swear It sounds like he's genuinely throwing up on himself most of the time. Almost too realistic with the noises
His actual genuine gulping sound GETS ME ALL THE TIME!! I LOVE how he does that hahahahaha
LMAO HOW DID YOU BREAK ALL THE CACTUS OILS
In Poland... Pickle soup is god tier food.
I can't believe pickle soup is indeed a real food that exists in our reality. Bet it's good too
This is why the this game needs a green line
Sometimes, our boy charborg does crack. He cooks it in his kitchen. We still love him.
When he clicked his tongue at 20:09 I felt that resonate with me. All that work you put in and it doesn't turn out the way you want.
14:44 ah the classic charborg outro performed live
1:35 and I love you too Charborg! Thank you for making my day!
pickle soup is actually delicious lol.
19:42 “MUSTARD”
**fills burger bowl with mustard**
“W H Y”
my guy ACTUALLY managed to slice the carp into a fillet and then proceeded to take the section of the fish with all the bones in it and leave the two fillets he cut off
bro dont make fun of pickle soup. its delicious
Can’t believe he likes spam, it’s so good yet people give it crap because it’s not what they normally eat
Looks delicious. Mhmm, so good and tasty. Very delectable.
this is stressing me out fr 😂😂
in poland we actually eat pickle soup man. its called "ogórkowa". and its yummy.
charborg has got to be one of the funniest people I don't know.
but why did he cook the middle piece of the fish
the pickle soup reminded me that i would drink the water in the pickle jar as a kid... worth it
My man actually said "millimeters" when referring to liquid. This is why I love your content.
me: oh wow they have a special charborg line. thats nice
charborg: "what, do you think im a toddler?" *proceeds to smash his face in with the fridge door*
The funny thing is that the pickle soup is a normal meal in poland
That soup was like 10% chicken soup and 50% barbecue sauce
Imagine being an inspector for this restaurant
"Does this game think I'm a toddler?"
**Literally does not read more than one word of each instruction**
You forgot the key thing about the pickle soup
The mustard
"I'm thirsty."
[6:54]
"Refreshing!"
"That wasn't so bad"
- Charborg 2022 (Seconds before disaster)
I’ve recently been eating spam like every other day. Hickory spam fry it’s crispy then mix some soy and a lot of sugar together and pour it on the spam and then keep flipping them until the sauce thickens and lay it on top of a bed of sticky rice and a runny egg pour a little sauce over top of it all and boy it’s SLAPS
Holy shit, gotta say even as a German my face was puckering up seeing that pickel soup knowing how sour its going to be
If I were to try any of his creations I would choose the pickle soup lol
Fun fact: Pickle soup is actually a real thing originating from australia.
im from australia and i didnt even know that
@@hurfleypurfley4013 I’m pickle soup, what’s Australia
Dad?
they must be stopped.
It's also in Poland but idk about the origins
I don't remember all those dishes looking so foul...
And I don't think I've ever seen anyone softlock that tutorial...
You sir, have impressed me.
How to cook spam
Oil
Pan
Cut spam into cards
Fry until golden on each side
Brush with teriyaki sauce
Flip
Repeat until it is caramelized
Eat with rice, preferably coconut rice
Pickle soup literally exists and it doesn't sound like it but it tastes fking delicious.
Omg, i didn't know that this game had a "post-apocalypse" DLC! :D now i GOTTA play it!
Charborg: Here you go sir, burger in mustard soup!
Guy: This is the chef speciality?
Charborg: Yes and i worked very hard on that! Just freaking eat it! **points gun at him**
Guy: Ok ok! Gee... This is the last time i will come here...
We have a pickle soup in Poland and this is one of my favorite dishes
I like how the first thing I see in the intro were radioactive pickles in a pot
"Does this game think a I'm a toddler??"
Proceeds to toddle.
antojitos de media noche🥰
I unironically love pickle soup
Gordon Ramsey been really silent since this came out
I wanna see Charborg do an actual cooking video
I checked out the stream and I enjoyed it I recommend you go to check out his twitch
pickle soup is actually a legitimate meal in poland and it SLAPS
1:34 that snicker sounded like a can of soda being opened
26:58 "I'm going to ruin the soup." Uhhh, the pickle and milk soup?
this video is a legitimate fever dream
This video made me cry laughing
Ah yes, 700mm of broth. 7:03
Ima try the famous CHRBRG recipe for pickle soup in a post apocalyptic world
''i like a little spice''
proceeds to put 8 jallapenos on his burger
24:14 man swordfighting with a pickle (1600, colourised)
There is actually a pickle soup. Its from poland and its named "Ogórkowa"
"it will correct itself" is a sentence you dont want to hear the cook say lol
Ey! Ogórkowa is delicious! I want stand for this slander!
gotta love the pickle wiggler. It's the cousin of the pear wiggler
21:30 is what TikTok baking tutorials are