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The real mystery is like, R2 is an astromech droid. He's on that starfighter to repair damage. He has no control over the fire controls, which are hand-operated and in the cockpit with Anakin, who doesn't even need to use his hands the touch the buttons as he can easily operate them with his mind. Why is a warrior monk supersoldier with psychic powers verbally telling his repair droid to lock onto anything at all?
We see in other media that astromech droids can take control of the entire ship, fire controls included. Presumably, he's telling R2 to take over locking on to enemies so he can focus on steering.
It's in the lore that R2 units start to get a bit ornery when they don't have a refurbishing of their software. R2 wasn't changed because it made him do all the shit-hot stunts he pulled.
BB-8: "Hey, R2. Wake up! We need the map to find Luke." R2: (In a drunken stupor) "uuuhhh, I have the biggest fucking hangover right now. Last thing I remember is me & Luke were getting hammered at some campfire party & next thing I know, I'm being yelled at by a soccer ball." BB-8: "Do you have the map or not? R2: "Well well well. looks like I have to save the day again."
BB8 - Oh my god your drunk R2D2 - no I am not I am just i am just Falls down Bb8 - R2 wake up we need to know where Luke is R2d2 - I’AM AWAKE oh it’s just you Bb8 - here I’ll help you up R2d2 - no I can’t do it myself I just let me Try’s to get himself up Bb8 - do you need a hand R2d2 - no just stop I can do this myself Falls down Great Bb8 - I told you here I’ll go get C-3PO C-3PO- R2d2 I told you to stop drinking R2d2 - look Goldie how many times do I have to tell you Your not my dad C-3PO - I suggest you get out of your drunken state and tell us where master Luke is R2d2 - oh you want to know where Luke is he’s up my butt hahahaha I am going to go get other beer C-3PO - 🤦🏻♂️ man I hate seeing him like this Bb8 yeah your telling me
@@Isaacthebiggestmoviefan57 R2D2-BB8: Listen here you upstart little shit. You haven't seen the shit I've seen. The wars I've witnessed. The lives I've taken. The empires I've watched rise and fall. *burp*
@@mariajukejax9649 It really fits because C3PO has an almost obnoxiously refined upper-class British accent, so a Cockney accent underneath R2's beeps and bloops would just deepen the "odd couple" dynamic that the two droids have. Like everybody knows C3PO is uptight, but it's literally his job. His primary function is etiquette/protocol, and his secondary function is translation service. In other words, his job is to know how to behave, and how to communicate properly, which is valuable for diplomats and heads of state on peaceful missions to alien worlds. These are typically fancy affairs, which is why he is a shiny golden man. Personality-wise, protocol droids tend to be cowardly, fearful, anxious, neurotic, and uptight. This is half because their job is to avoid offending anyone at all costs, and half because they are expensive and thus avoid fighting or confrontation as a means of self-preservation. R2D2, on the other hand, is purely a starship mechanic. His job is to diagnose and repair problems with starships. His beep-boop language was designed for communicating with other droids and starship computers, and to be able to convey simple ideas to organics via tone. Stuff like "Yes" and "No" and "I have a bad feeling about this" and "Sod off ya gold-plated cunt, yer mum's a right brass flute*, she is." Astromech droids are pretty acutely aware that organics can't understand them, so they deal with the frustrating and messy nature of their work by using a lot of foul language and crude jokes. But ultimately they're built for that work, so what they lack in grace, they typically make up for in loyalty, courage, and can-do attitude. Unlike protocol droids, they are not programmed to fear violence or conflict, and that's what lets them keep a cool head as they make repairs during heated space battles. *Brass flute = Cockney slang meaning "prostitute," so the joke has some layers.
@@andrewsinclair7159 The droids have a Douglas Adams vibe about them. In Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, we have Marvin the paranoid android, who suffers from chronic depression lol
You haven't experience R2 until you've read his internal monologue in the Shakespearean adaption of Star Wars. R2-D2: This golden droid has been a friend, 'tis true, And yet I wish to still his prating tongue! An imp, he calleth me? I'll be reveng'd, And merry pranks aplenty I shall play Upon this pompous droid C-3PO! Yet not in language shall my pranks be done: Around both humans and the droids I must Be seen to make such errant beeps and squeaks That they shall think me simple. Truly, though, Although with sound oblique I speak to them, I clearly see how I shall play my part, And how a vast rebellion shall succeed By wit and wisdom of a simple droid. Verily!
1:30. R2 had no way of knowing what Anakin was actually doing. He wasn't there when Anakin cut off Windu's hand and agreed to become Palpatine's apprentice. He wasn't there to see it when Anakin slaughtered the Jedi, or the Separatist Council. And like with Padme, I doubt Anakin would've told R2. And I doubt anyone else wanted to share it with him either.
Thanks i appreciate it. I made this as a joke but i thought it was too rubbish to put on my YT but then get 14 million views on Facebook so I thought I'd put it up here (years later) during which time a bunch of people have ripped the idea off (it's a pretty obvious idea really) but some have done it word for word.
I always believed that R2-D2 was full of snark and attitude, hence why his counterpart was always beefing with him. He probably wasn't subtitled because he made remarks deemed not appropriate enough for a family picture like Star Wars.
Bail Organa's exact words at the end of Revenge of the Sith are "Have the protocol droid's mind wiped." C3P0 is the Protocol Droid, not R2D2. R2D2 does not have his mind wiped. Sorry to geek out on you but that's the facts star
@@eclecticmethod In Legends, it was shown that R2 had his memories of those incidents locked away behind multiple firewalls. Despite that, Luke eventually found out about what happened, and as did Jacen...
In attack of the clones when r2 was serving food when that droid said no droids get out of here, r2 shouldev said well excuse me your a droid too dick so you get outta here. Hehehehe
thanks for letting me now. That is Hilarious. I just wrote some jokey comments on their video. The thing is this subtitle idea could be done so many times with different ideas. This was some joke I made for a laugh not really my most impressive contribution to culture.
But i made this in January 2015 as you can see by clicking this link facebook.com/EclecticMethod/videos/vb.146593580621/10152908090295622 so you are just being rude for no reason
0:18 Why did u give such a spoiler the audience before the great reveal that Vader was he's father?! U heard that gorge lucas? Thats all the disappointed bleeps of the droids whos watching that movie
Oh i definitely made this. It's been on my facebook (link above) since Jan 4th 2015. About 5 minutes after I finished making it. I didn't make Star Wars (obviously) that was George Lucas
No, I definitely didn't. I made this for sure. Look at the facebook link in the description . I uploaded Jan 4th 2015 literally 5 minutes after I finished making it. When did they upload it?
Favorite line: “Lock onto what? We are surrounded by 312 objects.”
The real mystery is like, R2 is an astromech droid. He's on that starfighter to repair damage. He has no control over the fire controls, which are hand-operated and in the cockpit with Anakin, who doesn't even need to use his hands the touch the buttons as he can easily operate them with his mind. Why is a warrior monk supersoldier with psychic powers verbally telling his repair droid to lock onto anything at all?
We see in other media that astromech droids can take control of the entire ship, fire controls included. Presumably, he's telling R2 to take over locking on to enemies so he can focus on steering.
@@andrewsinclair7159Because R2 is just that droid
I knew that little droid was full of attitude.
It's in the lore that R2 units start to get a bit ornery when they don't have a refurbishing of their software. R2 wasn't changed because it made him do all the shit-hot stunts he pulled.
BB-8: "Hey, R2. Wake up! We need the map to find Luke."
R2: (In a drunken stupor) "uuuhhh, I have the biggest fucking hangover right now. Last thing I remember is me & Luke were getting hammered at some campfire party & next thing I know, I'm being yelled at by a soccer ball."
BB-8: "Do you have the map or not?
R2: "Well well well. looks like I have to save the day again."
Blacknight342 LOL
lol
R2? Now that's a name I haven't heard in a loooong time. *Takes a big drag from a cig*
BB8 - Oh my god your drunk
R2D2 - no I am not I am just i am just
Falls down
Bb8 - R2 wake up we need to know where Luke is
R2d2 - I’AM AWAKE oh it’s just you
Bb8 - here I’ll help you up
R2d2 - no I can’t do it myself I just let me
Try’s to get himself up
Bb8 - do you need a hand
R2d2 - no just stop I can do this myself
Falls down
Great
Bb8 - I told you here I’ll go get C-3PO
C-3PO- R2d2 I told you to stop drinking
R2d2 - look Goldie how many times do I have to tell you Your not my dad
C-3PO - I suggest you get out of your drunken state and tell us where master Luke is
R2d2 - oh you want to know where Luke is he’s up my butt hahahaha I am going to go get other beer
C-3PO - 🤦🏻♂️ man I hate seeing him like this
Bb8 yeah your telling me
@@Isaacthebiggestmoviefan57
R2D2-BB8: Listen here you upstart little shit. You haven't seen the shit I've seen. The wars I've witnessed. The lives I've taken. The empires I've watched rise and fall. *burp*
lost it at 1:50.
"this R2 unit has become a little bit eccentric" *"I'm Mental"*
Way BETTER than All Dialogues and Speeches in *ENTIRE* Disney's Star Wars _Sequel Trilogy_
Mickey Mouse sc***d everything what he could. Even I would make a better script. Not modified plot from original trilogy.
Poor R2 he had to deal with both Skywalker males.
R2 has kept it together quite well considering
@@eclecticmethod
0:33 "Padawan Idiot" LOL 😀😂🤣
@@eclecticmethod
1:10 R2D2 Hates Sand !!!
And Rey who's somehow even worse
"You're a bigger pain in the add than your Dad" lol
(insert R2-D2 scream here)
Doc Trower HAAAAAAAAAAAA
That shit was my ringtone
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I love the part when he goes up to Padame and Anakian and then says "I hid your stash" "your welcome" LOL
Harry Page He can be very polite when others are nice to him.
I laughed so much when he said that 🤣🤣
That’s cannon and you can’t convince me otherwise. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think anakin could actually tell what he was saying
While Luke could only tell R2s mood and what he is probably saying
Anything broken? My pride😂
rafael lopez my respect for you
@@mikeuchiha5972 padawan idiot
Artoo: Ouch
Luke: Anything broken?
Artoo: My pride. My respect for you. Padawan idiot.
Going anywhere with you is a bad idea
Seen a lot of these kinds of videos that just go way overboard. This was definitely the best and funniest attempt at giving him subtitles. Lol. Thanks
The dog at the end was random but incredibly cute. 10/10 would beep again.
1:57 - WTF!?
R2 IS SO CUTE
ITS ILLEGAL TO BE THIS CUTE😭😭😭✨✨✨✨✨😊
I'm not a pain in the ass
Darth Vader u are Fake vader
@@Rayaan0117
REEEALLY??
Gold star for you
Should have had Obi Wan saying "Hello there" to R2, and have him react with "General Kenobi!"
When he meets Luke he goes "Oh hey I used to work for your mom. Your dad's kind of a psycho btw.""
Some of these are perfect translations.
“My Pride”🤣🤣fuckin killed me
damn 17 million views on fb and less than a thousand here
1:10 Anakin Skywalker: "First Time?!?"
I never imagined R2 with a British accent but it makes sense to picture him as a quick-witted, foul-mouthed, irreverent cockney mechanic.
As soon as I read "this sand is well hot!" I knew this was done by a Brit.
@@mariajukejax9649 It really fits because C3PO has an almost obnoxiously refined upper-class British accent, so a Cockney accent underneath R2's beeps and bloops would just deepen the "odd couple" dynamic that the two droids have.
Like everybody knows C3PO is uptight, but it's literally his job. His primary function is etiquette/protocol, and his secondary function is translation service. In other words, his job is to know how to behave, and how to communicate properly, which is valuable for diplomats and heads of state on peaceful missions to alien worlds. These are typically fancy affairs, which is why he is a shiny golden man. Personality-wise, protocol droids tend to be cowardly, fearful, anxious, neurotic, and uptight. This is half because their job is to avoid offending anyone at all costs, and half because they are expensive and thus avoid fighting or confrontation as a means of self-preservation.
R2D2, on the other hand, is purely a starship mechanic. His job is to diagnose and repair problems with starships. His beep-boop language was designed for communicating with other droids and starship computers, and to be able to convey simple ideas to organics via tone. Stuff like "Yes" and "No" and "I have a bad feeling about this" and "Sod off ya gold-plated cunt, yer mum's a right brass flute*, she is."
Astromech droids are pretty acutely aware that organics can't understand them, so they deal with the frustrating and messy nature of their work by using a lot of foul language and crude jokes. But ultimately they're built for that work, so what they lack in grace, they typically make up for in loyalty, courage, and can-do attitude. Unlike protocol droids, they are not programmed to fear violence or conflict, and that's what lets them keep a cool head as they make repairs during heated space battles.
*Brass flute = Cockney slang meaning "prostitute," so the joke has some layers.
@@andrewsinclair7159 The droids have a Douglas Adams vibe about them. In Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, we have Marvin the paranoid android, who suffers from chronic depression lol
@@mariajukejax9649 That's an apt comparison.
Really? I thought R2 would speak Scouse or Glaswegian, but that's just me. :)
"You're a bigger pain in the ass than your dad". THIS is funnier than ANYTHING mystery science theater 3000 ever did
Real Jedi’s of tatoonine 😆😆😆😆
Finally someone has done it :) Thanks man. Now I request the full movie. Or even better: The entire double trilogy (+1?)
be great if one of the DVD commentaries was R2D2
It's just the right amount of funny while still fitting the in-universe situations.
I'm mental. -R2-D2
You haven't experience R2 until you've read his internal monologue in the Shakespearean adaption of Star Wars.
R2-D2:
This golden droid has been a friend, 'tis true,
And yet I wish to still his prating tongue!
An imp, he calleth me? I'll be reveng'd,
And merry pranks aplenty I shall play
Upon this pompous droid C-3PO!
Yet not in language shall my pranks be done:
Around both humans and the droids I must
Be seen to make such errant beeps and squeaks
That they shall think me simple. Truly, though,
Although with sound oblique I speak to them,
I clearly see how I shall play my part,
And how a vast rebellion shall succeed
By wit and wisdom of a simple droid.
Verily!
1:30. R2 had no way of knowing what Anakin was actually doing. He wasn't there when Anakin cut off Windu's hand and agreed to become Palpatine's apprentice. He wasn't there to see it when Anakin slaughtered the Jedi, or the Separatist Council. And like with Padme, I doubt Anakin would've told R2.
And I doubt anyone else wanted to share it with him either.
I'm programmed for etiquette, not destruction!
Everybody can understand what R2-D2 says
R2 stay with the ship...
Why? Going up another staircase?... I died🤣
"Don't worry we have R2 with us."
R2 - "Dicks..." LOL
R2D2: A character so foul-mouthed they had to bleep out every word he said.
"Ask her to get me out of this thing!"
I LOLed.
"Why was I programmed to feel pain?"
This really reminds me of the DarthsAndDroids version of R2, Pete. There must be a connection!
I kind of picture C1-10P (Chopper) to be this sarcastic.
“This sand is well hot!”
I I see why a lot of people tell him to watch his language
1:16 Ah, he should've said, "Keeping Up With The Calrissians".
Judging my c3po's replies, R2 is definitely like this
1:24 me😂
1:00 "Nah I made a deal with Jabba. I'm good either way. 💀💀💀
Best RUclips video I’ve watched
“Im mental” real
“O…..k”
“You’re clearly deaf”
why is R2-D2 so cute
R2D2 the droid with anger issiuses
Sassy R2 XD
0:34 hahahahahahahahah se mamo el arturito
Seeing this I was about to post a comment saying you stole this but unlike most people I actually checked my facts before saying something stupid XD
Thanks i appreciate it. I made this as a joke but i thought it was too rubbish to put on my YT but then get 14 million views on Facebook so I thought I'd put it up here (years later) during which time a bunch of people have ripped the idea off (it's a pretty obvious idea really) but some have done it word for word.
Well paid dog tax
I always believed that R2-D2 was full of snark and attitude, hence why his counterpart was always beefing with him. He probably wasn't subtitled because he made remarks deemed not appropriate enough for a family picture like Star Wars.
"You're a bad actor who's spent 40 years playing a whiny teenager in a bunch of children's space movies. Lock down your own damn stabilizer, hippy."
"Im mental 🤪"
Love the sass
the dog at the end
There should be more cursing
I really like to think that the BB8 cursing scene is inspired by this. Of course it's not but I still like to think it
*dog* more destruction
Dalek reference lol
Cool :)
Close buy you forgot the new York accent.
Beep boop
Too bad R2D2 had his memory wiped and had no recollection of Vader but okay I’ll roll with it
Bail Organa's exact words at the end of Revenge of the Sith are "Have the protocol droid's mind wiped." C3P0 is the Protocol Droid, not R2D2. R2D2 does not have his mind wiped. Sorry to geek out on you but that's the facts star
@@eclecticmethod In Legends, it was shown that R2 had his memories of those incidents locked away behind multiple firewalls.
Despite that, Luke eventually found out about what happened, and as did Jacen...
I like how R2 is very "positive" 😒
1:41 What are those creatures in the background?
Anakin: Dead... ... or enslaved when I build my bitch-ass castle on this place about a decade from now :D
I’m mental
Wait, is that the font from the End Credits? If so, nice attention to detail.
In attack of the clones when r2 was serving food when that droid said no droids get out of here, r2 shouldev said well excuse me your a droid too dick so you get outta here. Hehehehe
I fail to see where this is an edit.
We need mouse droid or gonk droid subtittels
Shut up R2-D2
This sand is well hot!
I Wana see more
R2 is not chopper.
Someone translate droid speak please, someone.
Hey! Some dude stole this from you! He just scrambled the scenes and changed the look of the subtitles! That dudes name is fame focus
thanks for letting me now. That is Hilarious. I just wrote some jokey comments on their video. The thing is this subtitle idea could be done so many times with different ideas. This was some joke I made for a laugh not really my most impressive contribution to culture.
Eclectic Method np
Sorry to say, but most of these are stolen too. There was a vid just like this posted in 2016. Many of the subs in this vid were in the other one.
So in fact sir, you were the one that stole.
But i made this in January 2015 as you can see by clicking this link facebook.com/EclecticMethod/videos/vb.146593580621/10152908090295622 so you are just being rude for no reason
1:21 =))
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what r u the guy from studeo c
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Stop assuming what these droids are saying!
Wait, is this an actual translation?
Yeah. I have it on really good authority
Eclectic Method Seems legit.
U start at episode 1 and end at episode 7 not Epiosde 3
is that really what he said?
i'm like 90% sure
0:57 name of the song?
the subtitles go too fast to read!
0:18
Why did u give such a spoiler the audience before the great reveal that Vader was he's father?!
U heard that gorge lucas? Thats all the disappointed bleeps of the droids whos watching that movie
170th comment cuz im just THAT COOL
I don't know for sure but either u took this from someone else or someone else took it from u
Oh i definitely made this. It's been on my facebook (link above) since Jan 4th 2015. About 5 minutes after I finished making it. I didn't make Star Wars (obviously) that was George Lucas
Eclectic Method oh.. Then someone stole it from you..
yeah i saw it a few places for sure. Ah Well. Plenty more silly RUclips videos in the sea
Eclectic Method yeah.. I guess
A youtuber named limz made one and it is better but this one is ok
Another R2 parody worthy of a chuckle: ruclips.net/video/VJxzAmiT4sw/видео.html
Shut R2-D2
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Lol you stole this from another youtuber but changed the texted and took away most of the bad language
No, I definitely didn't. I made this for sure. Look at the facebook link in the description . I uploaded Jan 4th 2015 literally 5 minutes after I finished making it. When did they upload it?
So dude, you still haven't replied. Did you check out the facebook link? Someone else posted it before January 2015? I would love to see it
Justin get fucked
Justinbloxian idiot