I went to a women's self defense class once. Two case studies I remembered: one woman stopped a rape by shitting her pants, and another woman stopped an abduction by sincerely explaining that she was running late to a job interview and really didn't have time to play right now. I thought that was great stuff.
@@pwnmeisterage Disposable minions are always extremely competent against everyone who isn't the hero. However, when the hero arrives, their competence vanishes. That's why all of Ramsey's minions forget their training when Captain Krav Maga arrives.
I’m an instructor, and I have to say that I’ve had experiences in the past where I’ve tried to tell people that stuff like in the video will not work, and it’s like talking to a brick wall. There is just no convincing them. My pet peeve is old ladies that are convinced that their finger nails will protect them by raking them across the bad guy’s face. Yeah right.
You HAVE to show them. I unfortunately trained in something like this. Pre rehearsed routines against non resisting opponents. With a "professor" of "jujutsu" who claimed to be a 10th Dan in uk. I wasted around 5 years before I had to use it and unfortunately found out it didn't actually work when attackers were resisting. Waated 5 years and a good few thousand pounds to learn my lesson...
You can't blame them, the first woman is in militarily clothing, which gives her credibility, and the other guys' techniques look cool. Real self defense doesn't look cool😅
@@billdoor3140 To their credit, you do have to learn legit combinations slowly, so you can learn it. But then you have to speed up. And it doesn't hurt to grow up somewhere where you get into a fight or two. I mean, half of surviving an assault is being able to take an assault.
Ramsey's maniacal laugh is a tell tale sign that he's actually a supervillian. The Man-splainer! 😂 I'm joking, coach. I laughed along with you at the same time.
I think it’s stupid that there’s « women’s » self defense… There’s combat. Period. Train to strike, wrestle, grapple. Learn leverage, structure, positioning, footwork, timing. There is no one trick or tip when it comes to self defense, man or woman. It’s a skill that must be developed and polished continuously. That being said, thanks for the funny video, I had a good laugh as well! 😅
About the labeling: I think the general "idea" behind labeling it to women is that most people (that have as little personal experience in real fights as me) are of the opinion that someone who attacks a women in public "usually" has different intentions than someone who attacks a man. And therefore the way of attacking is expected to be a bit different. (suited to the goal the attacker wants to achieve.) Someone of the same gender, who wants to fight you over what he felt as an embarrassment while drunk and wants to break some bones of yours while others watch, or "embarras you back", is most likely not going to attack you from behind with the goal to remove the clothing of your lower body in a way that enables him to insert a body part of his into a body opening of yours. So the way the attack will come and what it will include is perceived as to be different and the options you get to defend would be different. The second thing is presumed size difference: The general public (i think) is of the opinion that an attacked man is most likely not in the same way shorter and lighter (= disadvantaged) compared to the attacker, as an attacked women is. So there are probably things a male defender who is the same size and strength as his attacker can do, that a women who is "one head shorter" and half the weight of her attacker can't.
In the military, We as MPs were taught to make our suspects interlock fingers because it's easy to control them by grabbing the fingers. They won't want to break a whole hands worth of fingers trying to escape (breaking fingers is very painful). Can confirm, very little force is needed to break fingers, so do NOT use any move or technique which requires you to interlock your fingers.
Ramsey I really don't appreciate how you badmouth the blond wig. With such an accessory someone can try to successfully portrait He-Man and this is a serious matter!
I really appreciate you exposing these idiots! These so-called self-defence videos can lead to very dangerous situations and possibly death in real life. It´s like the whole "women are as strong as men"- idea.
I thought the same way, but recently i am more drifting towards this idea - they would be more likely either scared to death to do something or in rage mod, so they forget about dumb video they saw other day. But really small number of people might try this
20yrs ago I read an interview with a 114yo woman from New Orleans who credited her longevity to a lifetime of carrying a .22 on one side of her bra, a straight razor on the other and drinking a pint of bourbon every day. I'm going with the bourbon being a moral pleaser and the weapons being one of the better women's self defense plans I've ever seen or heard of. 🍻 cheers to granmama 🍻
@@Annokh Perhaps you didn't look at what you were reading, but they did say, "I read an interview..." You understand that means they read what somebody else did, right? they weren't talking about themselves.
I appreciate your kind and thoughtful response to me the other day. I’m a guy who told you I’m 60 years old and have some MMA in my background but I’m a tennis player now. I really appreciate your work here. I can tell you’re a good person and you know what you’re talking about. And you also are very entertaining to listen to. Well wishes in everything you do.
Love it when you do these "TERRIBLE Self Defense tutorial" style video's, always a mixture of comedy, education, and genuinely being amazed by how deluded people can be in regards to something so damn serious 😅
Ramsey laughing=GOLD! LOL. Dude, I couldn't stop laughing once you started laughing. I needed that smile! You rule with your logic and your laughing :)
the CLOSEST thing to plausible was the last wristlock...but as you said she did it wrong. Even if she had done it right, as it was shown here it would have been assault. You can't put someone in a wristlock for pointing at you.
11:27 My FAVORITE part of this scarf choke "defense" is that EVEN IF the supposed "defense" works.... you actually TIGHTEN the attackers choke! If he holds on (which he will), even if he falls (which he won't), the bullshit twchnique on display would actually just get you choked faster than if you did nothing! Absolutely hysterical 😂
Yup, that was my first thought. If it was even remotely possible to do that move, how is a guy hanging from a scarf around your neck a good result? I guess you're supposed to then do some other magical, superhuman move to incapacitate the attacker before you black out. Pure stupidity there.
Thanks Ramsey! This Video has been doing wonders for my Mental Health! These Videos are perfect Comedy Material! 3:50 Especially the Double hip slap (with ridge of the hands) followed by "straightening your leg like a robot" No-Touch Groin Kick! Triggering your showing of your impressive laughs repertoire! Going through a huge range of emotions, from the: "WTH! WTH! Oh...I can't take this anymore! I'm crying!", slowly evolving into "a super villain's Mouahaha!" 8:15 Not forgetting the infamous "Straighten up your head, tilting it backwards 5 degrees" No-Touch Reverse Headbutt, AKA "The Self-Concussion/Knockout Strike!" 9:11 The: "Feel kinky? Let's kiss!" 11:32 The "One Arm Yeet-Salute" nearly broke Ramsey, who went in full Soul Breaking Incredulity Mode: "No! Noo! NOOO! NOOOOO!" -------------------------------------------- Then... I guess our Man really was Broken, because he didn't laugh once after that, and after watching the last Video, he eventually wound up talking about Master Wrong's "Not-Choke" Technique!
I think the wig was to imply that the attacker was a woman. All the "attacks" in that video were hair grabs, which tends to be something that women do to each other when they fight.
This is a real problem. Women's self defense. Myself and a female friend of mine wanted to make a bit of a parody of women's self defense ideas, and in the end, suggest a consistent live training schedule at a mma gym. Watching these moves, and trying them 2 times with a cooperating partner has alot of problems. So it goes beyond even this. I saw an add for a women's self defense program, so I called it up, and just asked if they needed any volunteers. I openly wanted to help, and just see what it was all about and maybe get some into the idea of training. I was calm and polite, even though all of the physical stuff was complete garbage, I didn't say anything. Than ofcourse they did the awareness thing, which us really just common sense. I shouldn't bash on the program, but I really just couldn't believe some of the scenarios they figure would happen, and almost encourage them to do these super stupid things, rather than just be a bit smarter than it all and avoid. For example. When walking down, or up central late at night, because you just got off work, always remember that if suspicious looking people are walking towards you, or are following you, you should walk confidently and say hi to them as if you belong in that area. Do not show fear! Be a strong and fearless woman! Keep your head up. Nobody wants to mess with a woman that has fire in her heart." No. No. No. Why not just get a cab if it's after 6pm. Please. Or catch the bus. There's other ways of winning battles. So, some brigands that don't have alot, see a confident ambitious woman walking down the street. I'm going to guess it's not her confidence they're trying to figure out. They're probably more worried about what brands she's carrying. Phone theft is insane in this city, but beyond that, robbers will often even take someone shoes, beyond every other clothing item the person might have. You want to walk through downtown like you belong? You wanna be a bit more safe. Than take a stroll on Central wearing Pajama pants, no purse, no fancy shoes, just cheap sneakers, some sweats or pajama pants, and an 80s rock band shirts 3 sizes too big for you. While your at it, stick your head in the nearest puddle and play x's and o's on your head to make a bold and confident fasion statement. That's how you might be better off blending in and looking like you belong. The people in that area after 5pm are not office workers just hanging out on the corners. It's so frustrating. So say this super saiyan lady manages to defeat the brigands somehow, and goes on her merry way. Does that mean the trouble just goes away? Nope. The next, or time after she walls that route, I wouldn't doubt theyl be a bit more prepared. It's so dumb. Even if she just walks with 2 more people, it'll lower the odds of being attacked. There was some other nonsense aswell. I just had to bite my tounge and listen. In the end, I played a cooperating robotic brigand. So afterwords I talked to the management and asked if I could bring some mats and pads, and try something with more resistance. That was a no. So I did not return to that bubble of realistic situations and combat. It's almost as if there encouraging women to put themselves in bad situations. That would surely synergize with police reports, which may lead to more funding, and officers. If a deer walks past a pack of hungry wolves. It doesn't matter how confident it is. I cant stand the larping make believe time groups. Regarding pads, we're still working on the gym. I saw an earlier video of yours when I just searched for small mma gyms on youtube. So by generic wrestling mat, you used a 10x10 or so? All we have is 7 by 9 or so. There's a gap where we will have the bag hanging that's about 5 feet across, and goes in by 4 feet or so, so if without the bag, it actually measure out to be about 9x11 (for 5 feet). We're ordering some special mats in at the moment, but we might keep it pretty simple for the time being. The gym will be interesting and a new challenge. It's forcing us to adapt to alot of new ways of combat we've never really ventured into before. Infact it involves AL.ost a complete list of what we've always neglect. Because of the close quarters, that maybe 4 guys couod train around, but probably just 2 most of the time, wel probably do alot of work on wall fighting that's new, clinch striking and fighting, alot of judo, which isn't too new, and regarding ne waza, we are actually going to stay practicing attacks from the bottom. Something we usually always neglected because we all were trained to have proficient wrestling. Something we don't have alot of room to do and hard cement wall to not want to bang into. We're not sure if the one corner is fixable. Atleast not right now. Where rhe punching bag is going to go, literally has a hole in the ground leading to nothing but sand amd rhe elements below and has ground water in it at the moment. It stays at a constant high level because there a sum pump in a room adjacent to the one we're in. We're in the basement of an old building. So until we can patch the hole or fill it with something, we're guessing thr bag will hang over top of it. Not the prettiest setup, but it'll work. Will still make a video once we've done what we can. In your opinion, do you think 7 by 9 feet is alright? Or should we just go to training on mats outside? Many of us don't mind training at one of the mma gyms here in town, but a buddy or two is going through a tough time financially, and we don't believe in leaving them behind, so we're all saving money by doing this gym on a extreme budget. Or we go back outside since it's getting a bit warmer again. Any thoughts?
There was a guy on Ultimate Fighter on Georges St. Pierre's team who liked to lace his fingers like that and he has over 10 guillotine sub victories. More importantly, if you jump your body to his side for the standard escape from guillotine, his grip instantly puts you to sleep.
As funny as these are it does make me realize how much I really need to teach my daughter how to truly defend herself. She’s almost seven and it’s something I’ve avoided without meaning to because I just haven’t wanted to think about it. I keep telling myself she’s not ready, or that it’s not necessary yet. Thing is when I really think about it, I started training around 5-6 and I’d prefer she really learns instead of learning crap like this. I just have to find a way to get over my protectiveness in the sense of not wanting her to have to think about it because I know if I don’t start soon that she won’t know how when it becomes necessary to know how. It’s one of those things where I have a hard time finding where to start. Sorry for the rant, the subject just reminded me that it’s something I’m neglecting without meaning to.
I enrolled my 6 yo daughter into jui jitsu pretty recently. And my reasoning is self defense primarily... Friends and exercise (and to keep me consistent in training) also but they're in smaller doses. She doesn't know this though. It's all a big game to her and she loves it. But she's learning how to defend herself and that's what really matters. Enroll yourself as well so it gives you a chance to play spar at home (this is the best part!)
I was always taller than my friends, so one day, a friend saw a video of a guy getting out of a rear naked choke, and tried to convince me that it worked, i told him it wouldn't, so he let me test it, so i got behind him, and said, "Do what you got to do". I applied the choke, and he tried to hit my groin, but since i was taller, i got him up by the choke, and it was so fast he didn't even had time to do the thing (something with hitting my groin and twisting my arm with his neck). That humbled him. Life's not fair, either learn to fight, or learn to intimidate, but do NOT think you can fight, chances are you can't.
These channels used to pressure test the techniques before posting them, but they couldn't release any more of those videos. So they had to stop testing first. 😂
Hey coach,I really appreciate your in depth video about Bagua,can you do the same with other traditional arts? For example Wing Chun or Arnis with your friend Neils.
I was taught to 1. tuck chin into inside elbow. 2. outside hand to back of elbow and the other hand grab their wrist. 3. Then go from neutral stance to leaning horse and pivot throw them to the ground. Hand over fist.
Hi Ramsey, i saw your older video on palm strike open hand sparring. The main problem you and your training partner seemed to have with the palm strikes was the lack of feedback due to no contraction of the fist or forearm on impact, and therefore no snap, would that be correct? The only time palm strikes ever felt natural to me was when striking a target like a heavy bag full force. My anecdotal experience aside, do you think that palm strikes would feel more natural during sparring if one were able to go 100% with a sparring partner, maybe with face shields and shorter rounds? The only times ive seen palm strikes be used with KO power is Bas Rutten Pancrase fights, but im curious if itd still work in the absence of kicks and grappling
Ramsey I found a great idea for you to do a video about. This bodybuilder you tuber is asking his subscribers to send in videos of themselves training so he can critique them. I figured that could be a lot of fun for you and your subscribers so I wanted to pass the idea along to you.
These women must have some serious super powers to pull off these things 😂 Pulling someone from behind over your head with your elbows behind your head!? That requires some reeeeaaaally great muscle strength 😂
Imagine Ramsey coming into these clips as Uncle Iroh from the last airbender. "No that way you never get loose. You should do this instead". Like Iroh did to his attavker in the "Tales of Ba Sing Se" episode
First situation, opponent resists and moves forward to a bulldog choke. But at least she has some cool pseudo M. Bison gender swap cosplay going, that’s kinda cool. You really did a villain laugh mwahaha. This is amazing.
Laughing my a$$ off here..!! I hope and pray people don't take this stuff serious...!! Personally, I only use a gable grip for securing the choke..!! Once under chin it's pretty much over..!! Eye gouging really doesn't work either,,,, because you're already sleeping..!! The best defense is, don't get caught in that position..!! Great stuff here Ramsey..!! Always keeps me entertained..!!
Hello coach, yesterday I had a mental blockage at training, I was feeling slow and lazy, my defense sucked and I didn't do the drills right, and Its weird cause I felt pretty excited going to training but as soon as we started drilling I wanted out. This usually happens if I was out on the weekend or I come from work and go to training. Any suggestions why this happens and how to overcome it?
Ramsey: "What are you doing?"
Man: "I'm kidnapping this woman!"
Ramsey: "With that grip??"
"Let me show you how to properly kidnap!"
:)
😆
But truthfullyyou don't seem like the kidnapping type
this reminds me of that scene in Avatar: the Last Airbender. XD
I went to a women's self defense class once. Two case studies I remembered: one woman stopped a rape by shitting her pants, and another woman stopped an abduction by sincerely explaining that she was running late to a job interview and really didn't have time to play right now. I thought that was great stuff.
"How to Defeat People Who Weren't a Threat to Begin With"
Ah, just like old times.
Bad choreography defense
It seems like you're starting your super villain phase and I really appreciate it. You've definitely got the voice, haircut, and laugh for it.
His disposable minions aren't distinctively incompetent enough, though.
@@pwnmeisterage Disposable minions are always extremely competent against everyone who isn't the hero. However, when the hero arrives, their competence vanishes. That's why all of Ramsey's minions forget their training when Captain Krav Maga arrives.
For real. At 4:00 Ramsey's cackle sound like it's straight out of a movie.
Even the hand gestures with raising his hands like he's lifting something during his first laugh out burst, very dragon ball z villain.
I've been watching you off and on for years, and I've never seen you laugh like this before. It's quite the joy to see!
I was thinking that too. In all the years I’ve been subbed to Ramsey, I’ve never seen him laugh like that! 😂😂😂
I think we broke him.
@@harizotoh7 Agreed!
I've never seen you laugh like that. I actually laughed harder than I would have.
You should have seen the one where he reacts to master wong!
@@StatedOregon5honestly? This video is leagues ahead of the “react to the reaction of master wong”!
Me too, that was the most intense laughing.
I’m an instructor, and I have to say that I’ve had experiences in the past where I’ve tried to tell people that stuff like in the video will not work, and it’s like talking to a brick wall.
There is just no convincing them. My pet peeve is old ladies that are convinced that their finger nails will protect them by raking them across the bad guy’s face.
Yeah right.
You HAVE to show them. I unfortunately trained in something like this. Pre rehearsed routines against non resisting opponents. With a "professor" of "jujutsu" who claimed to be a 10th Dan in uk. I wasted around 5 years before I had to use it and unfortunately found out it didn't actually work when attackers were resisting. Waated 5 years and a good few thousand pounds to learn my lesson...
They think it works just because nobody wants to sustain minor injury to prove it. Test it on a sexual partner and they might be more willing.
I thought the fingernail scratching to the face was to get the attacker's DNA for the cops. They do that to win?
You can't blame them, the first woman is in militarily clothing, which gives her credibility, and the other guys' techniques look cool. Real self defense doesn't look cool😅
@@billdoor3140 To their credit, you do have to learn legit combinations slowly, so you can learn it. But then you have to speed up. And it doesn't hurt to grow up somewhere where you get into a fight or two. I mean, half of surviving an assault is being able to take an assault.
Ramsey laughing is the Serotonin I need for this shitty day. Thank you very much.
Ramsey's maniacal laugh is a tell tale sign that he's actually a supervillian.
The Man-splainer! 😂
I'm joking, coach. I laughed along with you at the same time.
I think it’s stupid that there’s « women’s » self defense… There’s combat. Period. Train to strike, wrestle, grapple. Learn leverage, structure, positioning, footwork, timing. There is no one trick or tip when it comes to self defense, man or woman. It’s a skill that must be developed and polished continuously. That being said, thanks for the funny video, I had a good laugh as well! 😅
Well said
About the labeling:
I think the general "idea" behind labeling it to women is that most people (that have as little personal experience in real fights as me) are of the opinion that someone who attacks a women in public "usually" has different intentions than someone who attacks a man.
And therefore the way of attacking is expected to be a bit different. (suited to the goal the attacker wants to achieve.)
Someone of the same gender, who wants to fight you over what he felt as an embarrassment while drunk and wants to break some bones of yours while others watch, or "embarras you back", is most likely not going to attack you from behind with the goal to remove the clothing of your lower body in a way that enables him to insert a body part of his into a body opening of yours.
So the way the attack will come and what it will include is perceived as to be different and the options you get to defend would be different.
The second thing is presumed size difference: The general public (i think) is of the opinion that an attacked man is most likely not in the same way shorter and lighter (= disadvantaged) compared to the attacker, as an attacked women is.
So there are probably things a male defender who is the same size and strength as his attacker can do, that a women who is "one head shorter" and half the weight of her attacker can't.
In the military, We as MPs were taught to make our suspects interlock fingers because it's easy to control them by grabbing the fingers. They won't want to break a whole hands worth of fingers trying to escape (breaking fingers is very painful). Can confirm, very little force is needed to break fingers, so do NOT use any move or technique which requires you to interlock your fingers.
All I can say is that you owe your wife big time for sending that video to you, and bringing so much joy and laughter to your day. ;)
Ramsey I really don't appreciate how you badmouth the blond wig. With such an accessory someone can try to successfully portrait He-Man and this is a serious matter!
Exactly! He-Man was out there, training!
I feel like they were going more for "She-man" in this case...
I really appreciate you exposing these idiots! These so-called self-defence videos can lead to very dangerous situations and possibly death in real life. It´s like the whole "women are as strong as men"- idea.
The best self defense training for women is track or parkour as running away is far better then trying to fight.
I thought the same way, but recently i am more drifting towards this idea - they would be more likely either scared to death to do something or in rage mod, so they forget about dumb video they saw other day.
But really small number of people might try this
@@znail4675also packing heat.
20yrs ago I read an interview with a 114yo woman from New Orleans who credited her longevity to a lifetime of carrying a .22 on one side of her bra, a straight razor on the other and drinking a pint of bourbon every day.
I'm going with the bourbon being a moral pleaser and the weapons being one of the better women's self defense plans I've ever seen or heard of.
🍻 cheers to granmama 🍻
I live here and its right. I carry a glock though.
@@batboy555your are 114?
@@GameTimeWhyI cannot speak for him, but if I had to guess, he doesn't drink a pint of bourbon every day, with all that it entails.
@@Annokh Perhaps you didn't look at what you were reading, but they did say, "I read an interview..." You understand that means they read what somebody else did, right? they weren't talking about themselves.
I've never seen Ramsey burst out in laughter like that! LOL
Crappling 😂
I don't think I've ever seen you laugh like that before 😂 😂 More crappy self defense videos, please!
The armpit slap works on Alien Nation aliens.
Oh wow, I haven't thought about that show in a while!
Those are the dudes with balls in their armpits that have that weird blue drug that makes them into monsters right?
That movie was great.
Just magically disconnect all your joints temporarily to complete these techniques. It's simple
I appreciate your kind and thoughtful response to me the other day. I’m a guy who told you I’m 60 years old and have some MMA in my background but I’m a tennis player now. I really appreciate your work here. I can tell you’re a good person and you know what you’re talking about. And you also are very entertaining to listen to. Well wishes in everything you do.
I figured it out! This is the superhero age. This is a women's self defense video for women with super-strength!
I swear these videos are like high tier engagement farms.
"You wanna get married?" Scares them away.
The garrot escape is the most romantic thing I've seen on this channel
Remember ladies. Ask your assaulters for cooperation first. Then it DEFINITELY works. (2024 it's sarcasm.)
Yes. This is literally how I found your Channel years ago.. Much love
Love it when you do these "TERRIBLE Self Defense tutorial" style video's, always a mixture of comedy, education, and genuinely being amazed by how deluded people can be in regards to something so damn serious 😅
I saw second clip and like "pff, well this is bad" and then ramsey start laughing. 😂😂😂😂😂 Your laugh is contagious, i almost cry my eyes out😂
3:07
Applying the wristlock without even grabbing the wrist! Awesome! Realistic! Great!
Ramsey laughing=GOLD! LOL. Dude, I couldn't stop laughing once you started laughing. I needed that smile! You rule with your logic and your laughing :)
Seeing Ramsey giggle like a little girl...priceless.
Thanks Sifu for exposing those videos
God bless you
The fact we got 3 straight minutes of you laughing hysterically made my day
the CLOSEST thing to plausible was the last wristlock...but as you said she did it wrong.
Even if she had done it right, as it was shown here it would have been assault.
You can't put someone in a wristlock for pointing at you.
"Let's watch a bad Women's Self-Defense video together!" Yes, please!!!
What your not understanding is these techniques are meant for da steetz. They are far too deadly to teach in a normal gym setting
That double ribs chop move BROKE the coach😂!
I thought it was the little kick.. that killed me.
Finally! A grip to hug my girlfriend with, whenever I try with proper grips I initiate the body lock takedown. Thank you Ramsey Dewey.
3:58 that technique works well , it makes the choking assailant weak from laughter...
Ramsey - I can't get over this guy wearing this blonde wig.
Later uploads a women's self defense video, Ramsey in a blonde wig.
3:50 I love the little straight leg robot kick.
11:27 My FAVORITE part of this scarf choke "defense" is that EVEN IF the supposed "defense" works.... you actually TIGHTEN the attackers choke!
If he holds on (which he will), even if he falls (which he won't), the bullshit twchnique on display would actually just get you choked faster than if you did nothing!
Absolutely hysterical 😂
Yup, that was my first thought. If it was even remotely possible to do that move, how is a guy hanging from a scarf around your neck a good result? I guess you're supposed to then do some other magical, superhuman move to incapacitate the attacker before you black out. Pure stupidity there.
Thank you for a very entertaining video Coach Ramsey. I feel certain I can defend myself from attacks with no power or resistance behind them.
I love how they always knock down the man twice their size with one strike. It's totally realistic .
Good to see you having fun with this. There were some gems in there. I refuse to believe anyone was fooled by this.
That move with the guy putting the scarf around the woman's neck and her spinning him and pulling him in for a kiss looked really romantic.
That's 100% a dance move I've seen in at least one cheesy film or pop music video that I will also definitely have only watched once!
I love these videos! They are ridiculously funny...
Thanks Ramsey! This Video has been doing wonders for my Mental Health!
These Videos are perfect Comedy Material!
3:50 Especially the Double hip slap (with ridge of the hands) followed by "straightening your leg like a robot" No-Touch Groin Kick! Triggering your showing of your impressive laughs repertoire!
Going through a huge range of emotions, from the: "WTH! WTH! Oh...I can't take this anymore! I'm crying!", slowly evolving into "a super villain's Mouahaha!"
8:15 Not forgetting the infamous "Straighten up your head, tilting it backwards 5 degrees" No-Touch Reverse Headbutt, AKA "The Self-Concussion/Knockout Strike!"
9:11 The: "Feel kinky? Let's kiss!"
11:32 The "One Arm Yeet-Salute" nearly broke Ramsey, who went in full Soul Breaking Incredulity Mode:
"No! Noo! NOOO! NOOOOO!"
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Then... I guess our Man really was Broken, because he didn't laugh once after that, and after watching the last Video, he eventually wound up talking about Master Wrong's "Not-Choke" Technique!
That's not a wig, it's Erling Haaland
I think the wig was to imply that the attacker was a woman. All the "attacks" in that video were hair grabs, which tends to be something that women do to each other when they fight.
That and the "arm pit slap", on many women, would contact some anatomy that is far more sensitive than the arm pits.
I needed a comedy show. Thank you for giving me one
I’m just gonna say it, Ramsey’s laugh is the best thing I’ve heard all week
For the Last one i find it even worse that she escalte the Situation from a unkomfortabel to a Fight
This is a real problem. Women's self defense. Myself and a female friend of mine wanted to make a bit of a parody of women's self defense ideas, and in the end, suggest a consistent live training schedule at a mma gym. Watching these moves, and trying them 2 times with a cooperating partner has alot of problems. So it goes beyond even this. I saw an add for a women's self defense program, so I called it up, and just asked if they needed any volunteers. I openly wanted to help, and just see what it was all about and maybe get some into the idea of training. I was calm and polite, even though all of the physical stuff was complete garbage, I didn't say anything. Than ofcourse they did the awareness thing, which us really just common sense. I shouldn't bash on the program, but I really just couldn't believe some of the scenarios they figure would happen, and almost encourage them to do these super stupid things, rather than just be a bit smarter than it all and avoid. For example. When walking down, or up central late at night, because you just got off work, always remember that if suspicious looking people are walking towards you, or are following you, you should walk confidently and say hi to them as if you belong in that area. Do not show fear! Be a strong and fearless woman! Keep your head up. Nobody wants to mess with a woman that has fire in her heart." No. No. No. Why not just get a cab if it's after 6pm. Please. Or catch the bus. There's other ways of winning battles. So, some brigands that don't have alot, see a confident ambitious woman walking down the street. I'm going to guess it's not her confidence they're trying to figure out. They're probably more worried about what brands she's carrying. Phone theft is insane in this city, but beyond that, robbers will often even take someone shoes, beyond every other clothing item the person might have. You want to walk through downtown like you belong? You wanna be a bit more safe. Than take a stroll on Central wearing Pajama pants, no purse, no fancy shoes, just cheap sneakers, some sweats or pajama pants, and an 80s rock band shirts 3 sizes too big for you. While your at it, stick your head in the nearest puddle and play x's and o's on your head to make a bold and confident fasion statement. That's how you might be better off blending in and looking like you belong. The people in that area after 5pm are not office workers just hanging out on the corners. It's so frustrating. So say this super saiyan lady manages to defeat the brigands somehow, and goes on her merry way. Does that mean the trouble just goes away? Nope. The next, or time after she walls that route, I wouldn't doubt theyl be a bit more prepared. It's so dumb. Even if she just walks with 2 more people, it'll lower the odds of being attacked. There was some other nonsense aswell. I just had to bite my tounge and listen. In the end, I played a cooperating robotic brigand. So afterwords I talked to the management and asked if I could bring some mats and pads, and try something with more resistance. That was a no. So I did not return to that bubble of realistic situations and combat. It's almost as if there encouraging women to put themselves in bad situations. That would surely synergize with police reports, which may lead to more funding, and officers. If a deer walks past a pack of hungry wolves. It doesn't matter how confident it is. I cant stand the larping make believe time groups. Regarding pads, we're still working on the gym. I saw an earlier video of yours when I just searched for small mma gyms on youtube. So by generic wrestling mat, you used a 10x10 or so? All we have is 7 by 9 or so. There's a gap where we will have the bag hanging that's about 5 feet across, and goes in by 4 feet or so, so if without the bag, it actually measure out to be about 9x11 (for 5 feet). We're ordering some special mats in at the moment, but we might keep it pretty simple for the time being. The gym will be interesting and a new challenge. It's forcing us to adapt to alot of new ways of combat we've never really ventured into before. Infact it involves AL.ost a complete list of what we've always neglect. Because of the close quarters, that maybe 4 guys couod train around, but probably just 2 most of the time, wel probably do alot of work on wall fighting that's new, clinch striking and fighting, alot of judo, which isn't too new, and regarding ne waza, we are actually going to stay practicing attacks from the bottom. Something we usually always neglected because we all were trained to have proficient wrestling. Something we don't have alot of room to do and hard cement wall to not want to bang into. We're not sure if the one corner is fixable. Atleast not right now. Where rhe punching bag is going to go, literally has a hole in the ground leading to nothing but sand amd rhe elements below and has ground water in it at the moment. It stays at a constant high level because there a sum pump in a room adjacent to the one we're in. We're in the basement of an old building. So until we can patch the hole or fill it with something, we're guessing thr bag will hang over top of it. Not the prettiest setup, but it'll work. Will still make a video once we've done what we can. In your opinion, do you think 7 by 9 feet is alright? Or should we just go to training on mats outside? Many of us don't mind training at one of the mma gyms here in town, but a buddy or two is going through a tough time financially, and we don't believe in leaving them behind, so we're all saving money by doing this gym on a extreme budget. Or we go back outside since it's getting a bit warmer again. Any thoughts?
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Ramsey, I love your videos. Keep up the good work.
Thank you!
Love your laugh ! I really laughed too !
I learned an important lesson in the Navy, killing is not fighting and fighting is not killing. I am not allowed to fight. So says Gunny Roberts.
I can tell how good that laugh felt. Better than a lot of stand up comedians.
It was very funny to watch with your reaction. Thanks for that, as I also had to laugh a lot. Please more of that, if you can find the time.
Loved the movie villain laugh!!!
Yeyy! Back to the “roots”! 💪😄
Old School Theory :
You can't defend yourself if you can't fight !
"It's not grappling, it's crappling!" 😂😂😂
Now I wanna see some GOOD self defence videos narrated my Mr R
*3:53** R.O.F.L. 😂 🤣 🤣 🤣*
There was a guy on Ultimate Fighter on Georges St. Pierre's team who liked to lace his fingers like that and he has over 10 guillotine sub victories. More importantly, if you jump your body to his side for the standard escape from guillotine, his grip instantly puts you to sleep.
There's always that one guy who exists outside the Matrix.
@@RamseyDewey he had his palms together and he was pushing inwards like a prayer. That grip is strong when pushing but not pulling.
You know things have gone bad once Coach Ramsey laughs like a villain 😄
More lIke Ben Stiller at The End of A Limp Bizkit CD!
I was almost excited to see that top wrist lock, but then I noticed that her hands were reversed, which rendered the move ineffective.
As funny as these are it does make me realize how much I really need to teach my daughter how to truly defend herself. She’s almost seven and it’s something I’ve avoided without meaning to because I just haven’t wanted to think about it. I keep telling myself she’s not ready, or that it’s not necessary yet. Thing is when I really think about it, I started training around 5-6 and I’d prefer she really learns instead of learning crap like this. I just have to find a way to get over my protectiveness in the sense of not wanting her to have to think about it because I know if I don’t start soon that she won’t know how when it becomes necessary to know how. It’s one of those things where I have a hard time finding where to start. Sorry for the rant, the subject just reminded me that it’s something I’m neglecting without meaning to.
I enrolled my 6 yo daughter into jui jitsu pretty recently. And my reasoning is self defense primarily... Friends and exercise (and to keep me consistent in training) also but they're in smaller doses.
She doesn't know this though. It's all a big game to her and she loves it. But she's learning how to defend herself and that's what really matters. Enroll yourself as well so it gives you a chance to play spar at home (this is the best part!)
I was always taller than my friends, so one day, a friend saw a video of a guy getting out of a rear naked choke, and tried to convince me that it worked, i told him it wouldn't, so he let me test it, so i got behind him, and said, "Do what you got to do".
I applied the choke, and he tried to hit my groin, but since i was taller, i got him up by the choke, and it was so fast he didn't even had time to do the thing (something with hitting my groin and twisting my arm with his neck).
That humbled him.
Life's not fair, either learn to fight, or learn to intimidate, but do NOT think you can fight, chances are you can't.
These channels used to pressure test the techniques before posting them, but they couldn't release any more of those videos. So they had to stop testing first. 😂
Hey coach,I really appreciate your in depth video about Bagua,can you do the same with other traditional arts? For example Wing Chun or Arnis with your friend Neils.
I need to integrate "crappling" into my vocabulary.
Back in the day my mother carried a can opener in her pocket. Served her pretty well, one time.
Nice title and super good video keep it up my guy!
I was taught to 1. tuck chin into inside elbow. 2. outside hand to back of elbow and the other hand grab their wrist. 3. Then go from neutral stance to leaning horse and pivot throw them to the ground. Hand over fist.
Man, Ramsey´s laugh is something that I didn´t expect at all lol, made me laugh harder than you hahaha. Blessings coach 😊
Hi Ramsey, i saw your older video on palm strike open hand sparring.
The main problem you and your training partner seemed to have with the palm strikes was the lack of feedback due to no contraction of the fist or forearm on impact, and therefore no snap, would that be correct?
The only time palm strikes ever felt natural to me was when striking a target like a heavy bag full force.
My anecdotal experience aside, do you think that palm strikes would feel more natural during sparring if one were able to go 100% with a sparring partner, maybe with face shields and shorter rounds?
The only times ive seen palm strikes be used with KO power is Bas Rutten Pancrase fights, but im curious if itd still work in the absence of kicks and grappling
Ramsey I found a great idea for you to do a video about. This bodybuilder you tuber is asking his subscribers to send in videos of themselves training so he can critique them. I figured that could be a lot of fun for you and your subscribers so I wanted to pass the idea along to you.
Step 1: First make sure that you have a clear agreement with the “robber” that he will let you do whatever you want to do 😄
I saw that video yesterday. I laughed my ass off. Thanks for the coverage.
That nut kick was hilarious. It looked like a wooden toy.
I rewatched this video multiple times just to listen to your infectious laugh 😂
No one stands not moving when they grab you from behind.
These women must have some serious super powers to pull off these things 😂
Pulling someone from behind over your head with your elbows behind your head!? That requires some reeeeaaaally great muscle strength 😂
I like how the one using a scarf as a garrote doesn't even get her neck free.
Imagine Ramsey coming into these clips as Uncle Iroh from the last airbender. "No that way you never get loose. You should do this instead". Like Iroh did to his attavker in the "Tales of Ba Sing Se" episode
The grape choke defense had me rolling on the floor
Walk left side of road- Safe!
Walk Right side of Road- Safe!
You walk road in the middle-
Sooner later- Pfftttt! Squished Just Like Grape!
First situation, opponent resists and moves forward to a bulldog choke. But at least she has some cool pseudo M. Bison gender swap cosplay going, that’s kinda cool.
You really did a villain laugh mwahaha. This is amazing.
They really just said if youre in a self defense situation, dont be.
What I don't understand is the idea of women's self defense, when I first started there was no such a thing, everyone was taught the same thing
Ramsey's laugh sounds like John Lithgow's.
In the reverse head-butt I feel like it’s useless if attacker is taller than you.
That video somehow keeps looping in my youtube suggestion and FB as well
The running man dance move is apparently great self defence technique.
The Roger Rabbit is better! 😁
Laughing my a$$ off here..!! I hope and pray people don't take this stuff serious...!! Personally, I only use a gable grip for securing the choke..!! Once under chin it's pretty much over..!! Eye gouging really doesn't work either,,,, because you're already sleeping..!! The best defense is, don't get caught in that position..!! Great stuff here Ramsey..!! Always keeps me entertained..!!
"Why does he fall down?"
Hello coach, yesterday I had a mental blockage at training, I was feeling slow and lazy, my defense sucked and I didn't do the drills right, and Its weird cause I felt pretty excited going to training but as soon as we started drilling I wanted out. This usually happens if I was out on the weekend or I come from work and go to training. Any suggestions why this happens and how to overcome it?
Lets watch successful knife defense.