That switch up from nervous criminal in court to a clearly very studied criminal who has been keeping an eye on everyones activities was soooo good to watch. Just awesome.
Fun fact. Dancing in Sweden is no longer illegal. So when the new law came, everyone in the Swedish Riksdag took to social media to dance. Some together and some with 16-year-old children (they're like 40+). In a simple way of explaining it was illegal because they thought dancing was the first step to s*x in public so they banned it.
From causing yourself mental pain to commiting attempted minecraftmurder, from supporting a charity to faking a charity, now we have everything branzy in one vid. edit: is this what internet clout feels like :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO jk ty
I have unfortunate news; That was not Jay walking. That was, in fact, explicitly a crosswalk intersection without a mark, making it entirely and explicitly written as legal.
As a citizen of New Hampshire I can confirm everything that happened in this trial was fair and just under New Hampshire law and was totally 100% evidence of a fair, just, and unbiased court
This was such a fun video. Your friends are so wholesome, y'all made for tons of laughs and excitement. My only regret is not finding this channel until just now!
"Branzy, were you asked five questions or four questions? Ah shoot, that's the fifth question!" Ahahaha, I knew it, I love it so much. Getting them with the stupid question to use up the questions XD
I know this is a weird thing to point out, but your voice sounds VERY similar to Hiccup from How to Train your Dragon. Idk if you've been told that before but it makes my heart happy to hear your voice
i do not condone crime, but when branzy does it, it is cool!
Y’know, i agree
pangi
Same
It's only legal if Branzy does it
I do condone crime, but when branzy does it, it is cool!
Branzy while trying to follow laws:
*Accidently prisons the entire village*
Branzy while breaking 100 laws:
*Normal Minecraft Server Tomfoolery*
Branzy didn’t light the tnt the mace died from did
That’s Minecraft mechanics
Branzy at the end don’t do the crime if you can’t get away with it
Ah branzy, our favourite criminal
Same
same
Same
very true
The one who can never get caught
That switch up from nervous criminal in court to a clearly very studied criminal who has been keeping an eye on everyones activities was soooo good to watch. Just awesome.
1:30:34
36:32 putting rekrap to run the melon farm is hilarious😂
@@felipesideris4632 lol
_☠️_
Fr😂😂
It's not a melon farm it's a carrot farm
@@srinivaschilakala216 SKULLEMOJI
You were the best business partner a drug lord could have ever asked for.
He sure looked like a good one!
Hahah
How do you only have 2 replies..? Eh, well I liked the breaking bad reference
@@SCP-GODSLAYR WHEN DID YOU BECOME A CRIMINAL!!!!
WHEN DID YOU BECOME A CRIMINAL!!!
38:36 "Behold! I am tripping" -Branzy 2024
lmao fr
Fun fact. Dancing in Sweden is no longer illegal. So when the new law came, everyone in the Swedish Riksdag took to social media to dance. Some together and some with 16-year-old children (they're like 40+). In a simple way of explaining it was illegal because they thought dancing was the first step to s*x in public so they banned it.
Imagine you do a lil tap dance by accident and the fbi barges in with 10000 years in prison on your head 💀
@@aarnealplayzgames9580the fbi is USA only
BRO
No one cares (No hate)
couldn’t they specify “sexy” dancing then🤣
Basically, He went from suspiciously commiting crimes to publicly commiting crimes.
Skibidi
Skibiddi
God the replies are all brain rot
@@solitudeZEdemonagree 😭
The after hours smp looks so fun!
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I love your videos!
Can't wait for The FBI to find out branzy's search history filled with 'how to Commit 100 crimes easily' 😂
relatable af
Lol
FBI open up
@@TahaIsPro-k3kfax
FR
Cant wait until Branzy drops "Commiting 100 REAL CRIMES IRL!"
FR😂
Committing 100 Minecraft crimes IRL
@@yourfellowpole Branzy on his way to dig straight down and add vertical slabs irl. XD
It’s funny how branzy and reddoons both have a villager friend. Branzy has patches while red has filbert
Branzy spinning 100 charges against him into the execution of the entire server is crazy 💀
spoilers :(
@@badiskool9159 dont worry. im a habitual liar. you wont even know if its true or not.
From causing yourself mental pain to commiting attempted minecraftmurder, from supporting a charity to faking a charity, now we have everything branzy in one vid.
edit: is this what internet clout feels like :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO jk ty
Real
the ultimate branzy video
😂
nice kobo pfp
Branzy: Alright Patches lets show them what real pirates can do!
Patches: *intentionally walks the plank*
Branzy: oh Patches noooo patcheeesssss
1:28:18
That zoom on the invisibility potion was a great piece of editing and foreshadowing.
6:36 The Minecraft overlords didn’t want you to bring the donkey to the dragon… don’t you remember what happened last time a donkey and a dragon met?
BROTHER.
YOU MENACE
alright now...
Branzy definitely had a lot of fun making this type of video
Yup
so if you used my farm, does that mean I'm a criminal accomplice? My lawyers will be in touch...
I have unfortunate news; That was not Jay walking.
That was, in fact, explicitly a crosswalk intersection without a mark, making it entirely and explicitly written as legal.
As a citizen of New Hampshire I can confirm everything that happened in this trial was fair and just under New Hampshire law and was totally 100% evidence of a fair, just, and unbiased court
you know its gonna be a good day when branzy uploads about commiting crimes .
This was such a fun video. Your friends are so wholesome, y'all made for tons of laughs and excitement. My only regret is not finding this channel until just now!
Clownpierce has been quiet since this video dropped
Ikr
ferre has been teaching him how to not upload
Never thought i would hear Branzy say “it’s time to start drug farming!”
Branzy: I commited 100 real life crimes!
In minecraft right? :D
Branzy: :]
In minecraft right? D:
Branzy: :)
"Oldest" friends?! You're no spring chicken yourself there pal. I'm very good at judge.
1:02:36 I was fully expecting Branzy to just say yes and force them to use another question😂
Defendants are straight up not required to testify in court. You could've just refused to testify lmao
finding a branzy vid 12 mins after it came out is like finding branzy following the law.
Can’t wait for ‘Committing 100 REAL CRIMES In Real Life’
8:00 poor kaboodle-
What happened to her
She got sold to phebee
Missed opportunity to include the human trafficking crime
The ominous bottle farm is another crime : Mass Murder
i almost didnt read the 'in minecraft' and got scared😭😭
Well I’m trying it irl then XD
@@LogiBear21513 stay moral. This is a game. Not real. Reality is different.
@@M9.G6.H5 womp womp NOW IM RECORDING REHEHEHEHEE
Why is my home on fire?
@@Flamebloodcooks UHHHHH NOT ME!!!!?!?!
1:32:20 I love that you had time to finish praising reddons 😅😂
I'm loving the sound of this one, branzy!
Why am I not surprised?
Dang it Branzy, now I gotta turn on Incognito mode.
Bro Branzy is speedrunning. At 3 and a half mins, he's commiting 3 crimes per minute
54:38 "I am very concerned about your sleep schedule recently"
59:14 "My inventory has never been more full of drugs"
Next video: Any crime I commit in Minecraft I COMMIT IN REAL LIFE
“and if anybody asks, I don’t have a permit for this.” 😂 my favorite line
"Branzy, were you asked five questions or four questions? Ah shoot, that's the fifth question!" Ahahaha, I knew it, I love it so much. Getting them with the stupid question to use up the questions XD
Bro,that court session TOOK 2 in game days 😂😂😂
This is the most incompetent court case and it’s super funny.
38:59 How does a pet turtle run away?!! 😂
this is such a creative idea
It's funny that if you're rich, none of these crimes have actual consequences.
Its so weird to see Legundo in a Branzy video, they are so chaotic together it's amazing.
Branzy quote: Killing Branzy on Lifesteal in like kicking a toddler at the Walmart. Branzy meanwhile:
Branzy attempting a dog kidnapping is so funny💀
Your Honor, I drop kicked that old man in SELF DEFENSE
Fun fact, everyone currently watching the video isn’t finished
Branzy, I remind you that "Shaboingery" is something someone HAS been arrested for
I love how much emotion branzy can put into his voice it always makes these better
"this is arson"
this is the best video i have ever watched
Branz is now a 10 stars wanted criminal 🐢🔥
BRANZY IS BACK BOYSSSS!!!
I know this is a weird thing to point out, but your voice sounds VERY similar to Hiccup from How to Train your Dragon. Idk if you've been told that before but it makes my heart happy to hear your voice
From keeping the laws of minecraft to breaking them. The convict has uploaded. This will redeem him
8:30 “SORRY WHAT SORRY WHAT SORRY WHAT”😭😭
Branzy you cant incorporate your life in minecraft
8:47 Not boosfer just escaping death by half a heart and still acts so casually calm 💀
new smp, new stories, old branzy
LOVE IT
Edit: thanks for the 10 likes!!!
This whole thing was such a blast to watch! The dognapping, the sky battle, the court case, everything!
Branzy opening a drug lab was not on my September list
You forgot one singular unforgivable thing. To steal a CRAFTING TABLE!!!
Arson isn’t a crime if you had fun
58:18 bro launched the "tsar bomba" at them😂😂😂
Finaly a new branzy video lets gooo
Minecraft Players-Terrorism, Murder, Attempted Murder, Arson, Assault, Animal Abuse, Tresspasing, etc, etc, etc.
Oh ahaha what a grea- IS THAT LEGUNDO?!?!?!?
When life gives you lemons, call them yellow oranges and sell them for double price.
I love how Branzy universally hates Skyrats
Midmysticx screamed noooo so loud when hearing the donkey died that it cut out XD
“/place structure village” carried with this video
If you can get arrested for pretending to be a ghost in the uk then Percy from Thomas and friends should’ve been in jail a long time ago
i'd never expect reddoons and branzy being business partners. (can i just say how this reminds me of swagdoons for some reason)
What’s funny is that there’s more OSHA violations then laws broken
lifesteal really has made branzy so much...*deadlier*
He's the DEADLIEST Minecraft player on the DEADLIEST Minecraft SMP
i can't wait for "I Commited 100 REAL CRIMES in Real Life" video
thumbnail got me to interested i made popcorn for this
We have missed you BRANZY!!!!🎉🎉❤
Ahh...Boy launched another masterpiece.
LETS WATCH IT
Finally the GOAT has posted 🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
The most innocent player being the criminal
Branzy doing the Illegal% speedrun XD
Bro has done everything.
Amazing vid! ❤
But we all can agree that we want Clown in his videos 😏
KEEP IN MIND: Minecraft is full of creativity and theres no limit!
What does this have to do with the video
@@Joni.Sandy-Brawl c r e a t i v i t y
@@Joni.Sandy-Brawl There's no limit to the amount of crimes you can do :D
Taking a criminal justice class, and was pleasantly suprised when I saw this Branzy Video!
YAY!
I feel like I lost brain cells during that science montage
8:20 poor kaboodle
I just watched 12 minutes yesterday and quit, found nothing better left to speed run daily challenges came back today
it's not a cult D:
@@DemixelZ it is a cult
Mom sees me crying she said why, I'm like Branzy uploaded
19:10 You became rekrap
Great video! Now do it without the "In Minecraft"
Now do it irl