I Committed 100 REAL CRIMES in Minecraft

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  • Опубликовано: 6 янв 2025

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  • @Pangi
    @Pangi 4 месяца назад +2250

    i do not condone crime, but when branzy does it, it is cool!

    • @Random_and_Things
      @Random_and_Things 4 месяца назад +10

      Y’know, i agree

    • @KRYPTIKZ_fv
      @KRYPTIKZ_fv 4 месяца назад +5

      pangi

    • @me-ig
      @me-ig 4 месяца назад +2

      Same

    • @sazelle
      @sazelle 4 месяца назад +15

      It's only legal if Branzy does it

    • @CapyBrawla
      @CapyBrawla 4 месяца назад +9

      I do condone crime, but when branzy does it, it is cool!

  • @highfall8145
    @highfall8145 4 месяца назад +415

    Branzy while trying to follow laws:
    *Accidently prisons the entire village*
    Branzy while breaking 100 laws:
    *Normal Minecraft Server Tomfoolery*

    • @BuZzer1999
      @BuZzer1999 2 месяца назад +10

      Branzy didn’t light the tnt the mace died from did
      That’s Minecraft mechanics

    • @KRKCats
      @KRKCats 9 дней назад

      Branzy at the end don’t do the crime if you can’t get away with it

  • @PooksterTheFirst
    @PooksterTheFirst 4 месяца назад +1966

    Ah branzy, our favourite criminal

  • @burntbeanies7886
    @burntbeanies7886 4 месяца назад +327

    That switch up from nervous criminal in court to a clearly very studied criminal who has been keeping an eye on everyones activities was soooo good to watch. Just awesome.

  • @felipesideris4632
    @felipesideris4632 4 месяца назад +560

    36:32 putting rekrap to run the melon farm is hilarious😂

  • @Legundo
    @Legundo 4 месяца назад +245

    You were the best business partner a drug lord could have ever asked for.

    • @SCP-GODSLAYR
      @SCP-GODSLAYR 3 месяца назад +5

      He sure looked like a good one!

    • @Null_Craft
      @Null_Craft 2 месяца назад

      Hahah

    • @zoehill9274
      @zoehill9274 2 месяца назад +1

      How do you only have 2 replies..? Eh, well I liked the breaking bad reference

    • @realmofnonsense6228
      @realmofnonsense6228 18 дней назад

      @@SCP-GODSLAYR WHEN DID YOU BECOME A CRIMINAL!!!!

    • @realmofnonsense6228
      @realmofnonsense6228 18 дней назад

      WHEN DID YOU BECOME A CRIMINAL!!!

  • @Remi_rubies08
    @Remi_rubies08 4 месяца назад +271

    38:36 "Behold! I am tripping" -Branzy 2024

  • @eliswanngard
    @eliswanngard 4 месяца назад +570

    Fun fact. Dancing in Sweden is no longer illegal. So when the new law came, everyone in the Swedish Riksdag took to social media to dance. Some together and some with 16-year-old children (they're like 40+). In a simple way of explaining it was illegal because they thought dancing was the first step to s*x in public so they banned it.

    • @aarnealplayzgames9580
      @aarnealplayzgames9580 4 месяца назад +66

      Imagine you do a lil tap dance by accident and the fbi barges in with 10000 years in prison on your head 💀

    • @notyarrs
      @notyarrs 3 месяца назад

      ​@@aarnealplayzgames9580the fbi is USA only

    • @Elioenahf9
      @Elioenahf9 3 месяца назад +4

      BRO

    • @DoodleNoodle65
      @DoodleNoodle65 3 месяца назад

      No one cares (No hate)

    • @치추이
      @치추이 3 месяца назад +4

      couldn’t they specify “sexy” dancing then🤣

  • @Jackisacoolperson
    @Jackisacoolperson 4 месяца назад +525

    Basically, He went from suspiciously commiting crimes to publicly commiting crimes.

  • @Joshemve
    @Joshemve 4 месяца назад +152

    The after hours smp looks so fun!

    • @4fitalways
      @4fitalways 4 месяца назад +7

      Verified and no likes or comments

    • @TEXAS_1845
      @TEXAS_1845 3 месяца назад +1

      I love your videos!

  • @shufiyanmandhu2839
    @shufiyanmandhu2839 4 месяца назад +811

    Can't wait for The FBI to find out branzy's search history filled with 'how to Commit 100 crimes easily' 😂

  • @vlonemf
    @vlonemf 4 месяца назад +253

    Cant wait until Branzy drops "Commiting 100 REAL CRIMES IRL!"

    • @carkencarkenn
      @carkencarkenn 4 месяца назад +4

      FR😂

    • @yourfellowpole
      @yourfellowpole 4 месяца назад +3

      Committing 100 Minecraft crimes IRL

    • @lasercraft32
      @lasercraft32 2 месяца назад +2

      @@yourfellowpole Branzy on his way to dig straight down and add vertical slabs irl. XD

  • @Random_and_Things
    @Random_and_Things 4 месяца назад +267

    It’s funny how branzy and reddoons both have a villager friend. Branzy has patches while red has filbert

  • @codedcoded
    @codedcoded 4 месяца назад +113

    Branzy spinning 100 charges against him into the execution of the entire server is crazy 💀

    • @badiskool9159
      @badiskool9159 3 месяца назад

      spoilers :(

    • @codedcoded
      @codedcoded 3 месяца назад +7

      @@badiskool9159 dont worry. im a habitual liar. you wont even know if its true or not.

  • @justmeandyra
    @justmeandyra 4 месяца назад +797

    From causing yourself mental pain to commiting attempted minecraftmurder, from supporting a charity to faking a charity, now we have everything branzy in one vid.
    edit: is this what internet clout feels like :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO jk ty

  • @Bobartsplipinsplop
    @Bobartsplipinsplop 4 месяца назад +81

    Branzy: Alright Patches lets show them what real pirates can do!
    Patches: *intentionally walks the plank*
    Branzy: oh Patches noooo patcheeesssss

  • @BananaWasTaken
    @BananaWasTaken 4 месяца назад +130

    1:28:18
    That zoom on the invisibility potion was a great piece of editing and foreshadowing.

  • @MainAwesome11_YT
    @MainAwesome11_YT 4 месяца назад +77

    6:36 The Minecraft overlords didn’t want you to bring the donkey to the dragon… don’t you remember what happened last time a donkey and a dragon met?

  • @SankalpGupta-xy6em
    @SankalpGupta-xy6em 4 месяца назад +143

    Branzy definitely had a lot of fun making this type of video

  • @ncolyer
    @ncolyer 4 месяца назад +59

    so if you used my farm, does that mean I'm a criminal accomplice? My lawyers will be in touch...

  • @entothechesnautknight1762
    @entothechesnautknight1762 3 месяца назад +33

    I have unfortunate news; That was not Jay walking.
    That was, in fact, explicitly a crosswalk intersection without a mark, making it entirely and explicitly written as legal.

  • @DeathByManchineel
    @DeathByManchineel 4 месяца назад +35

    As a citizen of New Hampshire I can confirm everything that happened in this trial was fair and just under New Hampshire law and was totally 100% evidence of a fair, just, and unbiased court

  • @yeetjager
    @yeetjager 4 месяца назад +32

    you know its gonna be a good day when branzy uploads about commiting crimes .

  • @falcongamingproductions9938
    @falcongamingproductions9938 Месяц назад +3

    This was such a fun video. Your friends are so wholesome, y'all made for tons of laughs and excitement. My only regret is not finding this channel until just now!

  • @N0Y35
    @N0Y35 4 месяца назад +46

    Clownpierce has been quiet since this video dropped

    • @robbiej8a
      @robbiej8a 4 месяца назад +2

      Ikr

    • @jaydlmao
      @jaydlmao 3 месяца назад +3

      ferre has been teaching him how to not upload

  • @Rulebook22
    @Rulebook22 4 месяца назад +17

    Never thought i would hear Branzy say “it’s time to start drug farming!”

  • @Mr.HoodyGuy
    @Mr.HoodyGuy 4 месяца назад +56

    Branzy: I commited 100 real life crimes!
    In minecraft right? :D
    Branzy: :]
    In minecraft right? D:

  • @Madtiger416
    @Madtiger416 3 месяца назад +6

    "Oldest" friends?! You're no spring chicken yourself there pal. I'm very good at judge.

  • @Karma_242
    @Karma_242 3 месяца назад +4

    1:02:36 I was fully expecting Branzy to just say yes and force them to use another question😂

  • @kenthartig7065
    @kenthartig7065 3 месяца назад +7

    Defendants are straight up not required to testify in court. You could've just refused to testify lmao

  • @MXPlayz47
    @MXPlayz47 4 месяца назад +22

    finding a branzy vid 12 mins after it came out is like finding branzy following the law.

  • @SleepyHypixel
    @SleepyHypixel 4 месяца назад +11

    Can’t wait for ‘Committing 100 REAL CRIMES In Real Life’

  • @orangeeyz
    @orangeeyz 4 месяца назад +53

    8:00 poor kaboodle-

    • @Professor-E-q1o
      @Professor-E-q1o 2 месяца назад +2

      What happened to her

    • @AtharvaMestry-e7x
      @AtharvaMestry-e7x 2 месяца назад +2

      She got sold to phebee

    • @azieth1374
      @azieth1374 22 дня назад

      Missed opportunity to include the human trafficking crime

  • @MaxynMohamed
    @MaxynMohamed 4 месяца назад +9

    The ominous bottle farm is another crime : Mass Murder

  • @Clownish.mp4
    @Clownish.mp4 4 месяца назад +179

    i almost didnt read the 'in minecraft' and got scared😭😭

    • @LogiBear21513
      @LogiBear21513 4 месяца назад +11

      Well I’m trying it irl then XD

    • @M9.G6.H5
      @M9.G6.H5 4 месяца назад +4

      @@LogiBear21513 stay moral. This is a game. Not real. Reality is different.

    • @LogiBear21513
      @LogiBear21513 4 месяца назад +9

      @@M9.G6.H5 womp womp NOW IM RECORDING REHEHEHEHEE

    • @Flamebloodcooks
      @Flamebloodcooks 4 месяца назад +13

      Why is my home on fire?

    • @LogiBear21513
      @LogiBear21513 4 месяца назад +4

      @@Flamebloodcooks UHHHHH NOT ME!!!!?!?!

  • @fahriagung-_.
    @fahriagung-_. 3 месяца назад +3

    1:32:20 I love that you had time to finish praising reddons 😅😂

  • @deathmij
    @deathmij 4 месяца назад +23

    I'm loving the sound of this one, branzy!

  • @ZHANGRyan-t5q
    @ZHANGRyan-t5q 4 месяца назад +9

    Why am I not surprised?
    Dang it Branzy, now I gotta turn on Incognito mode.

  • @Bluekoodo
    @Bluekoodo 4 месяца назад +15

    Bro Branzy is speedrunning. At 3 and a half mins, he's commiting 3 crimes per minute

  • @Bobalotl5k
    @Bobalotl5k 3 месяца назад +3

    54:38 "I am very concerned about your sleep schedule recently"
    59:14 "My inventory has never been more full of drugs"

  • @EclipseIsMe
    @EclipseIsMe 4 месяца назад +10

    Next video: Any crime I commit in Minecraft I COMMIT IN REAL LIFE

  • @sebastiankeller6646
    @sebastiankeller6646 22 дня назад +1

    “and if anybody asks, I don’t have a permit for this.” 😂 my favorite line

  • @grandmafrosty
    @grandmafrosty 4 месяца назад +3

    "Branzy, were you asked five questions or four questions? Ah shoot, that's the fifth question!" Ahahaha, I knew it, I love it so much. Getting them with the stupid question to use up the questions XD

  • @jamieInfantI
    @jamieInfantI 2 месяца назад +2

    Bro,that court session TOOK 2 in game days 😂😂😂

  • @RogerMollet
    @RogerMollet 4 месяца назад +5

    This is the most incompetent court case and it’s super funny.

  • @gino5366
    @gino5366 3 месяца назад +2

    38:59 How does a pet turtle run away?!! 😂

  • @Darkk_rblx
    @Darkk_rblx 4 месяца назад +19

    this is such a creative idea

  • @Spots_Racer
    @Spots_Racer 4 месяца назад +9

    It's funny that if you're rich, none of these crimes have actual consequences.

  • @endergaming2760
    @endergaming2760 3 месяца назад +5

    Its so weird to see Legundo in a Branzy video, they are so chaotic together it's amazing.

  • @TimelessMC_
    @TimelessMC_ 3 месяца назад +1

    Branzy quote: Killing Branzy on Lifesteal in like kicking a toddler at the Walmart. Branzy meanwhile:

  • @aboveBS
    @aboveBS 3 месяца назад +3

    Branzy attempting a dog kidnapping is so funny💀

  • @Psyan
    @Psyan 4 месяца назад +5

    Your Honor, I drop kicked that old man in SELF DEFENSE

  • @Tenvolcano
    @Tenvolcano 4 месяца назад +12

    Fun fact, everyone currently watching the video isn’t finished

  • @CheetahG-b6m
    @CheetahG-b6m 4 месяца назад +9

    Branzy, I remind you that "Shaboingery" is something someone HAS been arrested for

  • @shadow_elemental4622
    @shadow_elemental4622 4 месяца назад +3

    I love how much emotion branzy can put into his voice it always makes these better

  • @HarveyAgain.mp4
    @HarveyAgain.mp4 4 месяца назад +9

    "this is arson"
    this is the best video i have ever watched

  • @CollectorBlox
    @CollectorBlox 4 месяца назад +7

    Branz is now a 10 stars wanted criminal 🐢🔥

  • @x_thegoat_x
    @x_thegoat_x 4 месяца назад +11

    BRANZY IS BACK BOYSSSS!!!

  • @purplewombatsandpinkjellybeans
    @purplewombatsandpinkjellybeans 3 месяца назад +1

    I know this is a weird thing to point out, but your voice sounds VERY similar to Hiccup from How to Train your Dragon. Idk if you've been told that before but it makes my heart happy to hear your voice

  • @Random_and_Things
    @Random_and_Things 4 месяца назад +6

    From keeping the laws of minecraft to breaking them. The convict has uploaded. This will redeem him

  • @whycare6063
    @whycare6063 3 месяца назад +2

    8:30 “SORRY WHAT SORRY WHAT SORRY WHAT”😭😭

  • @indominusrex2859
    @indominusrex2859 4 месяца назад +40

    Branzy you cant incorporate your life in minecraft

  • @KingofBlacknWhite
    @KingofBlacknWhite 2 месяца назад +1

    8:47 Not boosfer just escaping death by half a heart and still acts so casually calm 💀

  • @BoiledPopcorn-g2b
    @BoiledPopcorn-g2b 4 месяца назад +10

    new smp, new stories, old branzy
    LOVE IT
    Edit: thanks for the 10 likes!!!

  • @venessafugi6768
    @venessafugi6768 2 месяца назад

    This whole thing was such a blast to watch! The dognapping, the sky battle, the court case, everything!

  • @highfall8145
    @highfall8145 4 месяца назад +4

    Branzy opening a drug lab was not on my September list

  • @Kenzingtyn
    @Kenzingtyn 3 месяца назад +2

    You forgot one singular unforgivable thing. To steal a CRAFTING TABLE!!!

  • @WinterAurora-m3p
    @WinterAurora-m3p 3 месяца назад +3

    Arson isn’t a crime if you had fun

  • @EricCampos283
    @EricCampos283 4 месяца назад +3

    58:18 bro launched the "tsar bomba" at them😂😂😂

  • @axtr3d299
    @axtr3d299 4 месяца назад +7

    Finaly a new branzy video lets gooo

  • @MemeZ-be6iz
    @MemeZ-be6iz 2 месяца назад +1

    Minecraft Players-Terrorism, Murder, Attempted Murder, Arson, Assault, Animal Abuse, Tresspasing, etc, etc, etc.

  • @delta1730
    @delta1730 4 месяца назад +5

    Oh ahaha what a grea- IS THAT LEGUNDO?!?!?!?

  • @emmajumet7367
    @emmajumet7367 3 месяца назад +1

    When life gives you lemons, call them yellow oranges and sell them for double price.

  • @thatgamerkid1755
    @thatgamerkid1755 3 месяца назад +3

    I love how Branzy universally hates Skyrats

  • @krogerwalmartship
    @krogerwalmartship 3 месяца назад +1

    Midmysticx screamed noooo so loud when hearing the donkey died that it cut out XD

  • @EnderThePirate
    @EnderThePirate 4 месяца назад +11

    “/place structure village” carried with this video

  • @JonathanMyers-s4n
    @JonathanMyers-s4n Месяц назад +1

    If you can get arrested for pretending to be a ghost in the uk then Percy from Thomas and friends should’ve been in jail a long time ago

  • @SpookedbySpooka
    @SpookedbySpooka 4 месяца назад +4

    i'd never expect reddoons and branzy being business partners. (can i just say how this reminds me of swagdoons for some reason)

  • @Legendary-7274
    @Legendary-7274 3 месяца назад +2

    What’s funny is that there’s more OSHA violations then laws broken

  • @soup_minnow_
    @soup_minnow_ 4 месяца назад +4

    lifesteal really has made branzy so much...*deadlier*

    • @CoolSandwich111
      @CoolSandwich111 4 месяца назад

      He's the DEADLIEST Minecraft player on the DEADLIEST Minecraft SMP

  • @X3er0o
    @X3er0o 3 месяца назад +1

    i can't wait for "I Commited 100 REAL CRIMES in Real Life" video

  • @ChokeShotEdits
    @ChokeShotEdits 4 месяца назад +5

    thumbnail got me to interested i made popcorn for this

  • @PastelSMc
    @PastelSMc 4 месяца назад +2

    We have missed you BRANZY!!!!🎉🎉❤

  • @Forever_Nyx
    @Forever_Nyx 4 месяца назад +4

    Ahh...Boy launched another masterpiece.
    LETS WATCH IT

  • @SemiloreAyodele
    @SemiloreAyodele 4 месяца назад +1

    Finally the GOAT has posted 🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @November-Dragon3
    @November-Dragon3 4 месяца назад +6

    The most innocent player being the criminal

  • @lasercraft32
    @lasercraft32 2 месяца назад +1

    Branzy doing the Illegal% speedrun XD

  • @Unifite1
    @Unifite1 4 месяца назад +5

    Bro has done everything.

  • @W1THER_R03E
    @W1THER_R03E 3 месяца назад

    Amazing vid! ❤
    But we all can agree that we want Clown in his videos 😏

  • @tamluuthanh7771
    @tamluuthanh7771 4 месяца назад +5

    KEEP IN MIND: Minecraft is full of creativity and theres no limit!

    • @Joni.Sandy-Brawl
      @Joni.Sandy-Brawl 4 месяца назад

      What does this have to do with the video

    • @tamluuthanh7771
      @tamluuthanh7771 4 месяца назад

      @@Joni.Sandy-Brawl c r e a t i v i t y

    • @hybrid3006
      @hybrid3006 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Joni.Sandy-Brawl There's no limit to the amount of crimes you can do :D

  • @thesummersoldier3640
    @thesummersoldier3640 2 месяца назад

    Taking a criminal justice class, and was pleasantly suprised when I saw this Branzy Video!

  • @Earthyxyz
    @Earthyxyz 4 месяца назад +4

    YAY!

  • @stingrayswierd8953
    @stingrayswierd8953 3 месяца назад +2

    I feel like I lost brain cells during that science montage

  • @JDACADEMYA
    @JDACADEMYA 4 месяца назад +5

    8:20 poor kaboodle

  • @NotaRobot-sp8uf
    @NotaRobot-sp8uf 3 месяца назад +1

    I just watched 12 minutes yesterday and quit, found nothing better left to speed run daily challenges came back today

  • @DemixelZ
    @DemixelZ 4 месяца назад +3

    it's not a cult D:

    • @FNAFGuy201
      @FNAFGuy201 4 месяца назад

      @@DemixelZ it is a cult

  • @NediacYak
    @NediacYak 4 месяца назад +2

    Mom sees me crying she said why, I'm like Branzy uploaded

  • @astroturfisadude
    @astroturfisadude 4 месяца назад +6

    19:10 You became rekrap

  • @SleepyBat_ZZZ
    @SleepyBat_ZZZ 3 месяца назад +2

    Great video! Now do it without the "In Minecraft"

  • @ClickBrickstudios
    @ClickBrickstudios 3 месяца назад +11

    Now do it irl