Spoiler: We weren't wearing red uniforms, that was just our skin after a day in the sun. Always remember suncream when taking people's countries, chaps. Anyway please do go and take a look over victoria 3 using our link here, to support the channel: play.victoria3game.com/Squire
Since when would a good upstanding Brit NOT wish to take something away from their mortal enemies, the FRENCH? Cuisine, language, fashion, better bolt-action rifles; it's all fair game.
@@friedrichweitzer3071 I think a part of that was the fact that de Gaulle set the tone after WWII of trying to keep what France could of their empire rather than bleed it out as quickly as possible as was the case with England.
"uniforms in *that* shade of red" really struck it to me. I definitely know the pains of seeing a uniform triple in value because it's got a slightly more historically accurate shade of red.
@@donaldhobson8873 So kind of like rich people with 6 houses? They're still required to choose 1 residence for tax, census and voting reasons, at least if they're US citizens (even with dual citizenship).
That's why we gave the Mosquito Coast a flag, so we could point it out to the Nicaraguans and say "actually thats a country and one of our mates, just like Belize. So back off those are our indigenes to get money out of"
a british friend of mine explained the british empire to me. it went like this : "spices? how much?" "que?" "spices? how much?" "que?" "all right lads, break out the guns.."
It's a game played on a grass field between two teams. One team is out while the other team is in. The bowler of the team that is out bowls the ball at the batter of the team that is in and tries to hit the bails thus knocking the in bowler out. The process repeats until all those that are in get out and those that are out get in. This happens three times and the team with the most runs wins. There, I hope that explains it.... as clear as mud!😊 Cricket is a refined sport unlike rugby which is a sport played between 2 teams of men with odd shaped balls.😂
Tunisia shall learn the joys of BT and British Rail. While they're state owned anyway. Also, I'm not sure you want to find the artefacts found on the beaches of Great Yarmouth.
"We need to consider the optics sir" "I don't need optics sir, he's sitting right there, I can get him right between the eyes I reckon" 10/10 Writing 😂
@@fouzaialaa7962 Tunisia gets hit a lot because of its proximity to Italy and Sicily. Italy is in the middle and has always been fought over. Hey, you guys are the homeland of Carthage, one of the great Civilizations of history :).
@@SquireComedy perhaps one day you could make a sojourn to phildelphia in the colonies to visit the uss olympia if you ever have a mind to film on the decks of a pre dreadnought warship. just a notion. speak to drach for details. say, thatd be an excellent colab!
the local museums in africa are usually the ones that get looted first by the coup holders and then sold either to wealthy westerns or russias, recently the chinese. so exactly like the british museum when they simply lose things.
I am from India, India was ruled by Moghols and the British and I am grateful to both these empires both have left an overall positive effect on the country. especially the British The Hindu kings before the invaders didn't do much nor did the governments after the British left . Indian governments have been corrupt The environment is polluted, Ppl lynch like animals Most leaders are uneducated criminals . The education and health system is crap , caste system is very much prevalent . Social system is full of injustice. Only the top 10% indians have a good life . Those with English school education are lucky The British museum artefacts are just political distractions, it makes no difference to the common man ! Oil has been there under the ground for millions of years nobody really valued it , .It became valuable only with British /American scientific innovation. Most oil rich countries would have been poor with western innovation!
@@alexwolf4000 he's right though. India was on its way to industrialization after they chased off the Moghuls and before the British conquered and industrialized it.
Ah, the north African Arabic dialect. As an Arab from the Levant I didn't understand a word xD but so is life. Good skit though, it is indeed a Britain moment
Well to be fair, Spede could direct a couple of Finnish cowboy movies in a place like this. Seriously didn't expect the country I currently live in mentioned.
British Empire: Hey lads we just strike oil in Middle East! American troops near by: Oil did they just say oil! Also British Empire: Oh bollocks the Americans are coming!!!!
Very good video like usual ! It's even more funny considering that these 3 folks did all of this efforts and shenanigans for simply turn around this Tunisian man, and a few years after us, the frenchies came in and took all over Tunisia and turned it into a protectorate xD
At least for this theatrical production the colonizer used an actual ethnic minority to play the ethnic minority. It's way more believable than using brown or black paint.
1:45 - jobs for locals, keep them out of trouble - yes! The real reason for establishing canal colonies - improving agricultural techniques etc. wasn't just to increase revenues but also to "settle uncivilized tribes" - show them it was in their better interests to take up farming than continue with raiding & banditry 😜
If the British, French, and Germans had not been interested in archaeology and artifacts from antiquity, I dare say most would have been destroyed by the continuous wars in much of the world. Many peoples who now live in various lands and are indignant that artifacts from those lands reside in museums are themselves not native. Humanity is like the tides, always changing. It’s good to preserve history.
The British way of things that work on % population of a free country : 1. Corruption : 20% population 2. Religious/communal divide and rule : 20% population 3.Minority and Majority -fication : 10% population 4. Violence: 50% population
To be fair, in most of these cases the Governments were actually opposed to harming the natives but the local colonists didn't care. Isabella/Ferdinand/Charles V wanted no natives harmed but all the Spanish crossing the sea were all about wealth and Spain had no real way to control them or care. Most the Spanish army was fighting in the Italian Wars.
You have to remember that all the way though Victorian history right up to WW2, even the army got a rum ration. So I'm going to be holding to my "Most people in history were drunk as skunks" Theory of Historicity.
Spoiler: We weren't wearing red uniforms, that was just our skin after a day in the sun. Always remember suncream when taking people's countries, chaps. Anyway please do go and take a look over victoria 3 using our link here, to support the channel: play.victoria3game.com/Squire
That "we cant use torture" part wasnt really accurate
Sun? In England? You're kidding, right?
Do you mean the Slavery based kingdoms that BRITIAN HAD TO WAGE WAR ON TO GET THEM TO STOP YOU KNOW ENSLAVING EACH OTHER.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery_in_India
Looks a lot like Studlands, about 15 miles from the Tank Museum 😀
Fun Fact: That Oil isn't CGI, it just happened to pop up whilst we were filming.
slowly but surely you turn up everywhere
Technically the redcoats should have been French!
They didn't have to add sounds for the Americans coming in post then, either.
Thought I recognized that handsome arabized berber.
So the Americans were real too?
Casually drawing up lines in the desert since 1850
Too ooo Scorpio! I love ur vids
*1788
*1604
*1066
Are you trying to draw a line between this and your upcoming plans? Crickey
Trust me guys, this was filmed in a real desert.
Nuh uh
A beach
Since when was anything real on this channel
@@TLR_ The only thing that's real are the tanks, most of the time.
@@SquireComedyyes(thinks about the 15+ videos filmed in war Thunder)😂
I'm the sort of person who watches this and says "Tunisia was a French colony."
Definitely a missed opportunity. PS: Still owning French Guyana, the remnant French colonial empire is larger than remnant British belongings.
Since when would a good upstanding Brit NOT wish to take something away from their mortal enemies, the FRENCH? Cuisine, language, fashion, better bolt-action rifles; it's all fair game.
Because of that guy and his hunger strike
@@celston51”Food”? You mean random creatures in your back garden
@@friedrichweitzer3071 I think a part of that was the fact that de Gaulle set the tone after WWII of trying to keep what France could of their empire rather than bleed it out as quickly as possible as was the case with England.
The "The Americans are comming" right after oil comming up was *FANTASTIC*
We have our own oil though
@@ethanmcfarland8240 we can always do with a bit more, amirite?
That was the best part! (I hate it here...)
@@ethanmcfarland8240don't ruin the rest of the world's joke. Thats all they have.
i mean come on man! the micky Dees arent going to build themselves!
"Let's conscript him!" *Five seconds later* "Look out he's got a gun!"
Between Monty Python and Blackadder, this channel acquires lines like the British Museum acquires national treasures.
Steals them?
love seeing laith showing up on squire
He's a lovely chap. Suprised he agreed to this, actually.
no for real i literally went "yo wait i know that guy" lmao
@@SquireComedy He is, he saved my son from a burning house and afterwards cooked an amazing dinner for my whole family.
@@johgu92 one of the events that happened in time
I love that I keep seeing Laith in or mentioned on different channels
"YOU SHOT THE ABORIGINALS TOO?!?!"
“WHAT DID THEY DO?!?!?!?!?!?”
They were original
@@MichalKolacnah, they were ABoriginal
@@AnNguyen-sm4bu Well, they got in the line of fire. that's what they did. It's not like the British can aim.
Yea we were chillin till they started shootin
"uniforms in *that* shade of red" really struck it to me. I definitely know the pains of seeing a uniform triple in value because it's got a slightly more historically accurate shade of red.
50 shades of red
“Another religion. Oh yes, that’ll really help us here…”
It's funny when he drops the burrito
That's the part that had me rolling.
Cannot move because it's his home
Doesn't need an address due to being a nomad
Many nomads followed some fixed schedule. Like spending each summer up a particular mountain and each winter in a particular valley.
@@donaldhobson8873 So kind of like rich people with 6 houses? They're still required to choose 1 residence for tax, census and voting reasons, at least if they're US citizens (even with dual citizenship).
@@asahearts1 More 52 fields they park a tent in for a week each.
@@donaldhobson8873 And these 52 fields are reserved for their exclusive use?
@@asahearts1 Often kind of more or less, on an informal "we'll beat you up if we find you in our field" basis.
'I'm going to teach you English!'
'Yeah, sure, sounds good.'
This dialogue is pure gold.
It was filmed on a sand dune. So they added music from Dune. Genius
Watch out for Shai-Hulud!
British empire: "Do you have a flag? No flag, no country.."
That's why we gave the Mosquito Coast a flag, so we could point it out to the Nicaraguans and say "actually thats a country and one of our mates, just like Belize. So back off those are our indigenes to get money out of"
I have a flag 🇪🇸
Does that mean North Ireland is not a country?
Do gays have a country know 😵💫
@@user-dy1vf7lu3iNo but nothing wrong with being gay
a british friend of mine explained the british empire to me.
it went like this : "spices? how much?"
"que?"
"spices? how much?"
"que?"
"all right lads, break out the guns.."
😂
Replace the 'que?' with 'क्या?' (kya?) and your skit now applies to the British Indian Empire.
@@ArmageddonIsHerewhy but?
And if it wasn't guns, it was drugs
The irony of this video being sponsored by Vicky 3 and the actors having better British uniforms than the ones in the game is great 🤣🇬🇧
Never fails to make me laugh bro. Only thing getting me through my summer school classwork
Our pleasure sir.
Lmfao those brits did love partitioning up countries with atleast one or two at very least straight lines
Kind of wish that they'd lay of the sauce when partitioning up the neighborhood, though.
And then this will cause never ending conflict when they leave
"What is... cricket?"
*Excited British noises*
Peak writing
It's a game played on a grass field between two teams. One team is out while the other team is in. The bowler of the team that is out bowls the ball at the batter of the team that is in and tries to hit the bails thus knocking the in bowler out. The process repeats until all those that are in get out and those that are out get in. This happens three times and the team with the most runs wins.
There, I hope that explains it.... as clear as mud!😊
Cricket is a refined sport unlike rugby which is a sport played between 2 teams of men with odd shaped balls.😂
@@mikeschillinger4427He just said no torture...
Tunisia shall learn the joys of BT and British Rail. While they're state owned anyway. Also, I'm not sure you want to find the artefacts found on the beaches of Great Yarmouth.
Laith AND Squire!? Jolly good.
"Now this belongs in a local museum!"
Haha. Local.
Nice to see Laith in this vid, withstanding the British Empire's most notorious form of torture - cricket.
Your videos have helped strengthen my love of history and have helped me get through tough moments, keep up the great work lads
"We need to consider the optics sir"
"I don't need optics sir, he's sitting right there, I can get him right between the eyes I reckon"
10/10 Writing 😂
“All the water is holy it’s the Sahara!”
as a tunisian i can confirm that that hump exists on the border ,and we made it into a round-about !!
Yeah but this video was totally inaccurate, it should have been the French instead of the British.
@@volbound1700 dont worry bro ...everyone and their mother came here at some point in time ....tunisia was even conquered by pirates once
@@fouzaialaa7962 Tunisia gets hit a lot because of its proximity to Italy and Sicily. Italy is in the middle and has always been fought over. Hey, you guys are the homeland of Carthage, one of the great Civilizations of history :).
But does he know what a lathe is?
woodworking? In the Sahara?
Splendid work on the cardboard this video. You've gotten so good it almost looks real. I think you could make a career out of this, you know.
O this one was amazing lol, please do more pre world wars content
If RUclips seems to like it enough, we certianly will!
@@SquireComedy perhaps one day you could make a sojourn to phildelphia in the colonies to visit the uss olympia if you ever have a mind to film on the decks of a pre dreadnought warship. just a notion. speak to drach for details. say, thatd be an excellent colab!
What is a "Local Museum" even supposed to be? I've only ever heard of a "Brittish Museum".
The British Museum is local to the English. 😀
when you "make the world british" everywheres local to british museums!
the local museums in africa are usually the ones that get looted first by the coup holders and then sold either to wealthy westerns or russias, recently the chinese. so exactly like the british museum when they simply lose things.
Yes but it doesnt contain British treasures, just stolen looted artifacts from other countries.
"have you considered a career in the church?" - great nod to the Baby Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells.
This video was a treat all over. Much appreciated 👍🏻
Britain: conquer half the world for their spices and then never use them.
I love your videos, keep it up
We'll certianly try, thanks.
i have problems with severe mental illness, it’s been hard. you’re videos literally keep
me alive man thank you so much never stop making them ❤
I am from India,
India was ruled by Moghols and the British and I am grateful to both these empires both have left an overall positive effect on the country. especially the British
The Hindu kings before the invaders didn't do much nor did the governments after the British left .
Indian governments have been corrupt
The environment is polluted,
Ppl lynch like animals
Most leaders are uneducated criminals .
The education and health system is crap , caste system is very much prevalent . Social system is full of injustice.
Only the top 10% indians have a good life .
Those with English school education are lucky
The British museum artefacts are just political distractions, it makes no difference to the common man !
Oil has been there under the ground for millions of years nobody really valued it ,
.It became valuable only with
British /American scientific innovation.
Most oil rich countries would have been poor with western innovation!
Ignorant to your own history.
@@kanira4355
So true !
Cow urine can cure cancer !
Aeroplanes were invented in India !
Etc
Right you are my hindu friend, rule Britannia and God save that traitorous bastard we call a king.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂@@alexwolf4000
@@alexwolf4000 he's right though. India was on its way to industrialization after they chased off the Moghuls and before the British conquered and industrialized it.
I thought this was a reference to the boarder dispute between Egypt and Sudan that left an unclaimed area of the world.
Why are the British in Tunisia? Wasn't it owned by the French LOL
Colonized*
Spiffing stuff you youngsters! Jolly good show!
As you were.
Carry on everyone.
"Oh, another religion. This will *really* help things over here." I died
Didn't expect the ending. Well I should see it coming nice one sir.
It's a classic Squire ending, that.
@SquireComedy either freedom is calling or everyone go flying 6 feet to the air after they hit mines.
@@SquireComedy ending? have you seen the forever wars that ensue? theyre never eneding!
One sunny day in England:
Oli: Time to shoot Desert skits!!!!
Every time I think you can’t get funnier, you do. And I’ve been watching since 2014.
Thank you for not putting the ad in the middle of the video
They created the notorious Balfour Declaration.
Holy crap, it's Laith! Awesome!
Isn't he handsome?
Ah, the north African Arabic dialect. As an Arab from the Levant I didn't understand a word xD but so is life. Good skit though, it is indeed a Britain moment
Has an algerian even i got a little bit of trouble understanding what he said
As morocco ez i understood @@kg7162
This is the most accurate portrayal of Finland I’ve ever seen!
Well to be fair, Spede could direct a couple of Finnish cowboy movies in a place like this.
Seriously didn't expect the country I currently live in mentioned.
They're just missing the white camouflage Simo Hayha wore.
The sharpest and funniest thing I have witnessed in ages. Well done chaps!
The guy little territory will liberated now
British Empire: Hey lads we just strike oil in Middle East!
American troops near by: Oil did they just say oil!
Also British Empire: Oh bollocks the Americans are coming!!!!
Ah yes, tunisia, in the middle east.
I challenge your profile pic to a dogfight
@@Totally_not_soos sorry but that spitfire has a decent chance
@@MinktheStorykeeper fair enough tbh
Very good video like usual ! It's even more funny considering that these 3 folks did all of this efforts and shenanigans for simply turn around this Tunisian man, and a few years after us, the frenchies came in and took all over Tunisia and turned it into a protectorate xD
2:50 You'll just damage it
*Proceeds to damage it*
Tunisians today: Why don't we have any railroads or telecoms or water treatment plants or reliable electricity or rule of law or jobs or ...?
You know I could actually picture a young Winston Churchill having these conversations....😅
Love the Blackadder and Monty Python references 😊
This is so brilliant. I hope you garner millions of subscribers
At least for this theatrical production the colonizer used an actual ethnic minority to play the ethnic minority. It's way more believable than using brown or black paint.
And the paint is a waste, anyways. Masks are much easier on the actor and the audience.
@@DM-ur8vc I wasn't thinking that far ahead for my joke based on historical use of blackface in theater production.
It was a viciously sharp slice of mango, wasnt it Sir?
Under no circumstances should the enemy carry guns… even spears made us think twice.
Laith and Squire doing a video together is just a perfect combination.
I always love your videos, keep it up ❤❤❤
Aint No party like a diddy party
Party with P diddy or ten years in prison?
@@OV-10 Five Night at Diddy or Five Night at Drake
God damn, I mean most of yer skits are funny as fuck and well thought out, but this one was a treat! 🥳
They never fail to make my day
I saw that optics joke a mile away,love it!
6:54 that scream was perfect
1:45 - jobs for locals, keep them out of trouble - yes! The real reason for establishing canal colonies - improving agricultural techniques etc. wasn't just to increase revenues but also to "settle uncivilized tribes" - show them it was in their better interests to take up farming than continue with raiding & banditry 😜
If the British, French, and Germans had not been interested in archaeology and artifacts from antiquity, I dare say most would have been destroyed by the continuous wars in much of the world. Many peoples who now live in various lands and are indignant that artifacts from those lands reside in museums are themselves not native. Humanity is like the tides, always changing. It’s good to preserve history.
The Shai Hulud line had me cracking up. Great metal band, and fearsome sand worm!
"All water is holy here. This is Sahara" is genius 😂
5:26
*gasp,* _you are in for such a treat!_
Wow, filming on location in 19th century Tunisia!? The channel's come a long way from your back garden in England.
Hell yeah, Laith featured in a Squire sketch! Amazing! Cheers guys
“Oh, they got oil. The Americans are coming.”😂😂😂😂😂
The British way of things that work on % population of a free country :
1. Corruption : 20% population
2. Religious/communal divide and rule : 20% population
3.Minority and Majority -fication : 10% population
4. Violence: 50% population
I'm sorry, this is a pale imitation of Monty Python's brilliant British Empire sendups...
It will be interesting to see Squire's take on "The Great Game". Well done, chaps!
Paradox is the developer you go to if you want to buy a new DLC every 4 months for, let's see **checks notes** forever.
I actually wouldn’t mind the British Empire coming back, i’m in one of her faithful colonies in Australia and we are loyal to our King
I love this sketch
Do you have the Kurlan Naiskos in that satchel?
This is a bit different then how the conquistadors did things
Just a tad.
To be fair, in most of these cases the Governments were actually opposed to harming the natives but the local colonists didn't care. Isabella/Ferdinand/Charles V wanted no natives harmed but all the Spanish crossing the sea were all about wealth and Spain had no real way to control them or care. Most the Spanish army was fighting in the Italian Wars.
You have to remember that all the way though Victorian history right up to WW2, even the army got a rum ration. So I'm going to be holding to my "Most people in history were drunk as skunks" Theory of Historicity.
Where did you guys buy the uniforms from? Looking to get my own, but don't know where to get them from
Tunisian Borders In 1850: *Conflict conflict conflict*
*Stubborn Tunisian man Who wont move*
It’s funny how many of these are considered war crimes now lol
Filming on Location. Wow :)
Very interesting experimental comedy where you write a sketch with a whole eight minutes of setup but forgets to add in the punch line.
3:12 lmao i loved this bit
“Oh yes, ANOTHER religion. That’ll really help things out here”
Looks like a perfect place for a munitions Factory.
Run by three guys, one with a beard, other with a more red beard, and the other looking spiffy
The Americans always go where the oil is
man i just pictured a guts and black powder spoof for a Halloween special
We need to see a luft stalag episode 😂😂
"it's safe with us.""
I love how the entire video consisted of the Brits trying to get around the native, only to take a 90 degree turn at the end
The collaboration we never asked for but always wanted. Really putting that trilingualism to use