Why the British Didn't Fight in Vietnam

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  • Опубликовано: 1 июл 2024
  • We've wanted to make a video on the Vietnam War for some time, but couldn't figure out what it should be about, then we thought "I wonder what would happen if the British had to send in some kind of Expeditionary Force to help defend and evacuate the French? That's something that's never happened before!", and so, this video was born.
    Thanks as always to GoatGuns for sponsoring this one, check them out here: goatguns.com/?
    Thank you also to Armourgeddon for allowing us to fool around in and around their Westland Scout and the Norfolk Tank Museum for letting us muck about in the vicinity of their AVRE Centurion.
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    0:00 Why the British Didn't Fight in Vietnam
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    5:45 Why the British Didn't Fight in Vietnam
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  • @SquireComedy
    @SquireComedy  9 месяцев назад +485

    Have you ever wondered how the Vietnam War would have gone if it was fought by the British instead? Well, for one thing it would have been a conflict, not a war... nope.
    Thanks as always to GoatGuns for sponsoring this one, check them out here: goatguns.com/?
    And also to Armourgeddon for allowing us to fool around in and around their Westland Scout and the Norfolk Tank Museum for letting us muck about in the vicinity of their AVRE Centurion.
    Armourgeddon Tank Paintball - www.armourgeddon.co.uk
    The Norfolk Tank Museum - norfolktankmuseum.co.uk

    • @Erwin_Von_Heidenheim
      @Erwin_Von_Heidenheim 9 месяцев назад +4

      Great content Squire

    • @TheMowmans
      @TheMowmans 9 месяцев назад +2

      agreed

    • @tbnrwolff3354
      @tbnrwolff3354 9 месяцев назад

      Maybe because they don't have their colonies to use a slave labor in cannon fodder

    • @dclark142002
      @dclark142002 9 месяцев назад +17

      FYI, the British did fight in Vietnam during the period...starting involvement as part of the Malayan Emergency.
      Some soldiers did fight alongside the Americans in patrol duty, but not many.
      Also, the SAS was involved in raising anti-communist forces prior to American involvement.

    • @billywhizz1656
      @billywhizz1656 9 месяцев назад +2

      British and Japanese troops fought together after ww2 to route out what later became the VC . Due to political bullshit the French took over, and we all know how that ended up

  • @lcpltpow5870
    @lcpltpow5870 9 месяцев назад +3036

    As an ex British soldier, I find this hilarious. The idea of being politically correct whilst shooting the enemy is surprisingly accurate. Wearing M60 belts with a Bren not so much 😂

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  9 месяцев назад +1084

      Firstly, cheers for your service. Secondly, they're not just m60 belts, they're plastic M60 belts. Chinese ammunition.

    • @pfdrtom
      @pfdrtom 9 месяцев назад +92

      That was the top secret model that had just been fielded after being tested by James Bond! In fact, it was so secret it didn't even exist!

    • @jayyvonkush1941
      @jayyvonkush1941 9 месяцев назад +46

      NZ Soldiers, Vietnam, where given M-60 Chain ammo while they used the L1A1 Rifle, it was so they could supply the American machine gunners if they run out. though British wouldn't care about American machineguns that much having their own.

    • @FnRenner
      @FnRenner 9 месяцев назад +32

      Whilst? Sounds like officer jargon to me...
      USMC 01-05

    • @Aragorn195
      @Aragorn195 9 месяцев назад +46

      Just because you’re locked in a struggle to the death is no excuse for rudeness. There are standards after all

  • @SquireComedy
    @SquireComedy  9 месяцев назад +1126

    Beret warning! Unfortunately the heat and moistness of the jungle rendered our perfectly moulded berets useless, making them appear as if we hadn't bothered to mould them. War is hell.

    • @MarksmanTangoBravo4743
      @MarksmanTangoBravo4743 9 месяцев назад +25

      What about your cap badge?

    • @Kaiserinwalton1871
      @Kaiserinwalton1871 9 месяцев назад +18

      That’s a fair point. Why no cap badge?

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  9 месяцев назад +163

      Because they cost a couple of quid! The Sterling on the other hand, that was money well spent.

    • @Atari5732
      @Atari5732 9 месяцев назад +30

      The heat was so much it burned off "Animal Lover"'s Tattoo.

    • @jmdibonaventuro
      @jmdibonaventuro 9 месяцев назад +12

      The Somerset Light Infantry Pith Helmet seemed to hold up just fine, though! I guess they were made for the jungle, so it’s to be expected

  • @factsdontcareaboutyourfeel7204
    @factsdontcareaboutyourfeel7204 9 месяцев назад +640

    I read an interesting book called " her majesty's vietnam soldier " by Guy Bransby. About a brit who joined the green berets so he could fight in vietnam. It was a damn good read.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  9 месяцев назад +160

      Bloody hell, I'll look that up!

    • @davyfella
      @davyfella 9 месяцев назад +34

      Read the one about James Riddle that left the Royal Marines to join the Australian army just so he could go to Vietnam

    • @davyfella
      @davyfella 9 месяцев назад +19

      I served in the REME with his son, he also came to Germany and was a civilian watchman on the main gate of Hobart Barracks in Detmold.
      If johnny terrorist ever tried attacking the base when Jimmy Riddle was on watch I wouldn't fancy their chances

    • @danny1983ish
      @danny1983ish 9 месяцев назад +21

      Alot of brits who emergrated to Australia in the time period hot Sent to Vietnam with the anzacs, there was a small British contingent there

    • @penultimateh766
      @penultimateh766 9 месяцев назад +4

      Damned fine bloke, that.

  • @TheSword2212
    @TheSword2212 9 месяцев назад +716

    The British decided not to invade Vietnam after finding it lacking severely in tea, opium and dry humor.

    • @rccola5167
      @rccola5167 9 месяцев назад +24

      Umm, perhaps it was chock full of all 3 and they didn't want it to OD.

    • @Ukraineaissance2014
      @Ukraineaissance2014 9 месяцев назад +12

      Theres serious amounts of tea and opium in vietnam

    • @copter2000
      @copter2000 9 месяцев назад +15

      Literally the best place to grow tea and opium in SEA.

    • @siamzero9480
      @siamzero9480 9 месяцев назад +12

      Nah, it's all the french bread that repelled them

    • @tuanld91
      @tuanld91 9 месяцев назад +8

      We still have to make French bread until this day to keep the British away.

  • @quno5174
    @quno5174 9 месяцев назад +1061

    I always knew the Norfolk countryside and Vietnam were indistinguishable.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  9 месяцев назад +275

      That's why they filmed some of Full Metal Jacket over the Norfolk Broads! It was totally a deliberate homage, not just because we live there and it's easy...
      - Bill

    • @BTSSPARATAN
      @BTSSPARATAN 9 месяцев назад +33

      @@SquireComedy I do love having a conversation with our Tree's when out and about in Norfolk. XD

    • @greybeaver8300
      @greybeaver8300 9 месяцев назад +2

      I can't believe this is true lol@@SquireComedy

    • @zoiders
      @zoiders 9 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@greybeaver8300He is entirely correct in that Thetford training area was used to portray the flat country side outside Hue. It was also handy that the AAC operated Wessex helicopters on the area that could double for USMC Sikorskys. I've flown over Thetford nap of the earth with the doors open in a Wessex and and it looks just as it does in the film.

    • @willwallacetree
      @willwallacetree 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@SquireComedy I think the scenes where the brave/not brave BFNV are being shot by the door gunner is somewhere like Blakeney or Stiffkey salt marshes.

  • @SepSyn
    @SepSyn 9 месяцев назад +210

    The Welsh being used in place of the Navajo broke me in the best way 😂

    • @thinkandrepent3175
      @thinkandrepent3175 9 месяцев назад +33

      I lost it at "Just do the accent!"

    • @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
      @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 8 месяцев назад +4

      Fr, 😂🤣

    • @OlJonesyJay
      @OlJonesyJay 7 месяцев назад +3

      This bit killed.

    • @williamrees6662
      @williamrees6662 3 месяца назад +4

      It's not entirely a joke: my grandfather, who served as a wireless operator in the South Wales Borderers in Malaya during the Uprising, told me that if they needed to send a coded message quickly they used to get one of the Welsh speakers to send it so the Malay rebels couldn't understand (unless they'd all learnt their skills from the Free Wales Army, I suppose!)

  • @TheArklyte
    @TheArklyte 9 месяцев назад +613

    "Why again would we fight there?"
    "It's a former french colony"
    "You're giving me the reasons to fight for them, nor against them."
    "It'll fall in communist hands otherwise."
    "And what's wrong with that? Look, we sold them our newest jet engines and how cool they look on those MiG-15's!"

    • @xenomorphphantom8852
      @xenomorphphantom8852 9 месяцев назад +28

      Yeah,about those jet engines?
      They were lost on a bet...over a billiards game

    • @copter2000
      @copter2000 9 месяцев назад +6

      Those 1000s of civilians used Mig-15 look pretty cool.

    • @ShonicBurn
      @ShonicBurn 9 месяцев назад +9

      This is the same sort of reasoning that got America to fund the IRA.

    • @patrickholt2270
      @patrickholt2270 9 месяцев назад +5

      And not to forget how popular the CPGB was in British working class communities during the period.

    • @colinh9813
      @colinh9813 9 месяцев назад +2

      Lots of drug money.

  • @zobius9191
    @zobius9191 9 месяцев назад +322

    The sheer amount of references to old Vietnam movies is insane. Great work!

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  9 месяцев назад +62

      Cheers! It's not often we venture into this period, so we cram as much in as we can.

    • @georgesakellaropoulos8162
      @georgesakellaropoulos8162 9 месяцев назад +10

      Don't forget the 'Dog Charlie Fox' from 'A Bridge Too Far'.

    • @SonyaBladesBooty
      @SonyaBladesBooty 6 месяцев назад +4

      Yes and don't forget "Charlie Don't Surf" by The Clash.

  • @TinyTank77
    @TinyTank77 9 месяцев назад +158

    “I don’t think anyone wants to go back to luton” best quote of the century😂😂😂

    • @Brecconable
      @Brecconable 9 месяцев назад +12

      I was born in Luton. Can confirm!

    • @jeffharper9703
      @jeffharper9703 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@Brecconable OH AYE, LUTONISTAN FIR SURE DADDY'O !🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @WanderlustZero
      @WanderlustZero 3 месяца назад

      I pissed myself when I heard that.
      Then again pissing yourself watching videos on a bus is quite normal here.

    • @999Claymore
      @999Claymore Месяц назад

      @@WanderlustZeroWhat is the race of the people that usually piss themselves on the bus?

    • @LyricClock-fo8he
      @LyricClock-fo8he Месяц назад

      @@999ClaymoreLuton people

  • @Rockstar-bq5fm
    @Rockstar-bq5fm 9 месяцев назад +309

    This channel is pure gold. You probably get the comparison to much but you’re dry humour is incredibly Monty Python

    • @mustang1912
      @mustang1912 9 месяцев назад +6

      The British were in Vietnam, the mi6 had cargo flights.

    • @MALITH666
      @MALITH666 9 месяцев назад +1

      Monty Python in the modern age :)

    • @torgranael
      @torgranael 8 месяцев назад

      No such thing as too much Monty Python.

    • @ianmedford4855
      @ianmedford4855 8 месяцев назад

      PRIVATE JESTER!!!
      HOLY.
      SHIT.😂😂😂🫡🫡🫡

  • @RooftopKorean
    @RooftopKorean 9 месяцев назад +629

    The British intervened in the Indochina War in 1945 and led a combined force of Japanese, British and British Indian forces to successfully drive the Viet Minh out of Saigon. So in their defense they did their part already.

    • @I-like-history
      @I-like-history 9 месяцев назад +16

      I gotta read up on that sometime

    • @antonisauren8998
      @antonisauren8998 9 месяцев назад +51

      Hand in hand with Japanese already in '45?

    • @RooftopKorean
      @RooftopKorean 9 месяцев назад +130

      @@antonisauren8998 Yes, Japanese soldiers who had already been garrisoned in Vietnam at that time who had surrendered to the British were instead transferred to British command until they could get the Viet Minh situation under control. On October 25, 1945, a bizarre incident occurred in which a Japanese patrol captured a Soviet advisor to the Viet Minh, who the British handed over to the French.

    • @randycheow4268
      @randycheow4268 9 месяцев назад +13

      What about the Malayan Emergency

    • @RooftopKorean
      @RooftopKorean 9 месяцев назад +48

      @@skazztheterrible Some argue that if they had stuck around longer the entirety of the Indochina/Vietnam Wars could have been prevented.

  • @sharpshotm16
    @sharpshotm16 9 месяцев назад +92

    A jab at prince andrew, with jabs at the royal family in generak for getting press from war, followed by the more ridicule of andrew in the falklands with his lack of sweat (also, goose stanley, a mix of goose green amd port stanley from the falklands) sent me over the edge laughing. Barely 20 secs of video with so many refrences is genuinely impressive.

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 9 месяцев назад +10

      Wasn’t he in Epstein’s black book?

    • @c.andrew3944
      @c.andrew3944 9 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@goldenfiberwheat238no you see he can't sweat how can he be a pedophile if he can't sweat it all makes perfect sense. Please stop asking questions.

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@c.andrew3944 lmao

    • @sharpshotm16
      @sharpshotm16 9 месяцев назад

      @@goldenfiberwheat238 ye, look up his newsknight interview, he straight up says: (When asked about him sweating profusely while seeing an underage girl) "You see, I have a peculiar condition where I can't sweat (interviewer in semi stunned silence) since I was in the Falklands war, there was so much adrenaline that I can now not sweat (total bs) (paraphrased). Another highlight:
      When asked why he (Andrew) returned to see Epstein after Epstein was a convicted sex offender:
      "You see my problem is, I can be far too honourable, I feel like I had to go and see him."
      He is a bit of a looney.

    • @Thurgosh_OG
      @Thurgosh_OG 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@c.andrew3944 Pedos target little children. Not defending Andrew but at 17, she was legal in some of the locations at the time of the allegations. The first was in London, legal age 16. The 2nd Manhattan, legal age 17. The third was in the US virgin Islands, legal age 18. So, if she was still 17 during the 3rd incident, there would be a case but somehow, no criminal case has emerged.

  • @thurin84
    @thurin84 9 месяцев назад +49

    i was absolutely enthralled by every minute of "FULL FLOTATION JACKET"!

  • @octaviovaladaoferreirinhad2689
    @octaviovaladaoferreirinhad2689 9 месяцев назад +50

    This subtle attention to specific details never ceases to amaze me. Beginning the video replacing "Fortunate Son" for "We Will Rock You" and the Bell UH-1 for a Westland Scout got me cracking in the early minutes. I wish you all the best!

  • @Djegosandra
    @Djegosandra 9 месяцев назад +127

    Loving this. Especially since FMJ has been completely filmed in England. Choosing non-British music was all that was needed to make the illusion perfect.

    • @inisipisTV
      @inisipisTV 9 месяцев назад +2

      So true, even the British marsh land was used as a stand in for Vietnam rice fields in the Chopper sequence.😅

    • @camamac7787
      @camamac7787 8 месяцев назад

      I don't think the Vietnamese would appreciate a Vietnam war movie being filmed in Vietnam for some reason 😂

  • @mm3mm3
    @mm3mm3 9 месяцев назад +52

    The Tetley offensive 😂😂😂😂

    • @dickvonlongshaft853
      @dickvonlongshaft853 8 месяцев назад +1

      Wait till you hear about the PG tips encirclement

    • @alex-E7WHU
      @alex-E7WHU Месяц назад +1

      Hahahaha brilliant.👍

  • @SgtRocko
    @SgtRocko 9 месяцев назад +42

    BRAVO! When "Waterloo" come on the swift(ish) boat scene I totally lost it (and again "You mean we're... SaiGONE" LOL). Thank you for this! Combat wounded US Marine Corps AND IDF veteran here, have to tell you I absolutely LOVE your videos! Brilliant & clever, made my day!

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  9 месяцев назад +12

      Cheers for your serivce mate, and I'm glad you enjoyed the show!

  • @atinofspam3433
    @atinofspam3433 9 месяцев назад +132

    We had our own “british vietnam”; the Malayan Emergency.
    And also the Anzacs fought in vietnam, but i’ve never actually found out why, not to mention the South Koreans fought in vietnam too.

    • @killzoneisa
      @killzoneisa 9 месяцев назад +28

      From the national museum of Australia web site " The decision was motivated by a desire to strengthen strategic relations with the United States and to halt the spread of communism in South-East Asia."

    • @DJSockmonkeyMusic
      @DJSockmonkeyMusic 9 месяцев назад +19

      Australia got a bit caught up in the "Reds under the Bed" thing, federal police spying on suspected communists, all of that stuff, especially in the late 50s and early 60s. Not as bad as America, but all the same, our government bought into the communist threat wholesale, so we sent Aussie infantry and NZ artillery both to "impress the Yanks" and to try to prevent "The Domino Effect." The public response was not positive. There are some excellent books about it, and the National War Memorial has tonnes of information about our involvement.

    • @davidty2006
      @davidty2006 9 месяцев назад

      Anzacs are proberbly the only people insane enough to deal with the jungle.

    • @rickwong9049
      @rickwong9049 9 месяцев назад +6

      Also the Konfrontasi/Confrontation against Indonesia.

    • @LeonAust
      @LeonAust 9 месяцев назад +5

      We got closer to the US, due to Konfrontasi, Reds under the bed, domino theory and Britain's (no east of Aden) withdrawal from Malaysia and Singapore.
      Also Britain joining the EU thus screwing Australian produce as a (not to be traded with status) from then on!............ (and we sent defence forces in two world wars to defend Britain!)
      Australia created new trading partners in Asia and found it very profitable.

  • @nataliefaust7959
    @nataliefaust7959 9 месяцев назад +37

    The bit about Andrew made me nearly spit my drink out. Bloody hilarious, Squire! ♥

    • @moonedward63
      @moonedward63 9 месяцев назад +1

      so he really didn't sweat.

  • @ronanmcn4967
    @ronanmcn4967 9 месяцев назад +11

    7:07 that face as he salutes is profile picture worthy

  • @krispypriest5116
    @krispypriest5116 9 месяцев назад +42

    Love the Improvisation on the "Vine" joke. Well played Squire!!!!!! Love the show as always. from Canada!

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  9 месяцев назад +18

      Lee just came up with it on the spot. He's very funny.
      Thanks for the kind words mate.

    • @antonycharnock2993
      @antonycharnock2993 9 месяцев назад +1

      You've never been trapped by Brambles....😂

    • @krispypriest5116
      @krispypriest5116 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@antonycharnock2993 Got caught in a Thistle bush in Canada. OMG it hurt and i expect that Brambles are the same. Don't wipe with poison Ivy in Ontario.

  • @clyax113
    @clyax113 9 месяцев назад +8

    "Get this man on a NHS waiting list, for god sake!" Hahahahaha! I love this channel so much.

  • @Alphoric
    @Alphoric 9 месяцев назад +24

    The Australian SAS and New Zealand SAS did fight in Vietnam and the RAF flew some combat missions from a base in Thailand to north Vietnam so technically both Britain and the SAS did fight in Vietnam

    • @LeonAust
      @LeonAust 9 месяцев назад +7

      No RAF combat missions came from Thailand, it was the RAAF that were based in Thailand but many British were in Australian and New Zealand defence forces that have emigrated.

  • @7thsealord888
    @7thsealord888 9 месяцев назад +22

    Bear in mind that the phrase "politically correct" was definitely very politically INcorrect in that era - it was a term that the USSR liked to use. Brits would instead probably say something like, "That just isn't DONE, old chap,"

    • @matthiuskoenig3378
      @matthiuskoenig3378 8 месяцев назад

      Politically incorrect was a term first used by Mao, as an excuse to disappear people.

    • @TheUltrahypnotoad
      @TheUltrahypnotoad 6 месяцев назад +1

      That's just not cricket.

  • @windbuster
    @windbuster 9 месяцев назад +28

    That and they already fought in Malaysia
    Edit: I like how the British soldier is wearing a German Afrika Korps hat from ww2 😂

  • @legionarybooks13
    @legionarybooks13 9 месяцев назад +35

    You guys need to do an entire short on "If Full Metal Jacket was a British Film." I'd love to see Squire as a Drill Instructor. 😄

    • @davyfella
      @davyfella 9 месяцев назад +4

      Full Metal jacket was a British film.
      The training camp was Otterburn. The extras doing the assault course were British Army recruits getting paid a daily extras fee.
      The battle scenes were filmed in the derelict parts of London Docklands

    • @evillabrador1
      @evillabrador1 9 месяцев назад +3

      The training camp was Basingbourne Barracks near Royston. The film set assault course was still standing but a health and safety nightmare when I arrived in1988.

    • @jameseadie7145
      @jameseadie7145 9 месяцев назад +1

      Is that a AVRE they're using?

  • @AFGuidesHD
    @AFGuidesHD 9 месяцев назад +220

    Well the Americans did threaten war with us just a few years earlier. So we were still a bit upset.

    • @kidfox3971
      @kidfox3971 9 месяцев назад +18

      Because you all wanted to keep Egypt destitute and psudeo-colonized, you had no right to be upset about our reaction

    • @AFGuidesHD
      @AFGuidesHD 9 месяцев назад +90

      @@kidfox3971 "you had no right to be upset"
      coming from the country that renamed French Fries to "freedom fries" because the French refused to partake in your war of aggression lmao

    • @inisipisTV
      @inisipisTV 9 месяцев назад +31

      ​@@AFGuidesHD- Ironically, Chips were renamed to French Fries by US president Thomas Jefferson, to remove the Imperial British influence and to honor their ally the French for helping them gain their independence.

    • @AFGuidesHD
      @AFGuidesHD 9 месяцев назад +15

      @@inisipisTV the whole "french" thing is American. And likely a dated one at that. Most people just say fries.

    • @davidbarlow431
      @davidbarlow431 9 месяцев назад +23

      ​@@kidfox3971It's so quaint how you Americans only have propaganda where history should be.😂

  • @Ronfost89
    @Ronfost89 9 месяцев назад +25

    You know it's a good day when a new Squire video comes out.

  • @KimiF17954
    @KimiF17954 9 месяцев назад +37

    As someone who works in the NHS i laughed so hard at the "get them on an NHS w/l" line.
    Great stuff loved it, laughed so much.

  • @davyfella
    @davyfella 9 месяцев назад +41

    I'm loving the period correct weapons and the Westland Scout. Ironically, I used and worked on all them (including the Helicopter) when I was serving in the early 90s.
    However. The Bren had been converted to 7.62mm by the late 60s and was then called the L4LMG and had been fitted with a slotted flash eliminator instead of the earlier conical version

    • @HO-bndk
      @HO-bndk 8 месяцев назад +2

      Period correct? He is carrying a .303 Bren, and tropical DPM uniforms didn't exist until the late 1980s 😃

  • @Zak-Z-Ninja
    @Zak-Z-Ninja 9 месяцев назад +21

    I have been on a similar river on these types of boats round here. Going over the 5mph speed limit by 1mph does not seem like much but when thats 20% of your speed i guess it is a lot.

    • @antonycharnock2993
      @antonycharnock2993 9 месяцев назад +1

      It's obviously all about stealth. You don't want to give away your position by creating a wake. Plus being British you don't want to disturb the wildlife😂

  • @crwydryny
    @crwydryny 9 месяцев назад +29

    I was down the pub the other day and some young squaddie was going on about his experiences in Iraq. After a while he saw me shaking my head and came on to me so I put down my drink and said "listen kiddo you have no idea what I saw when I was in nam, the blood, the mud, it was horrific itbwas inhumane noone should have to go through that"
    He was taken aback for a moment then asked "you were in Vietnam?"
    "No" I replied "tottenham"

    • @LeonAust
      @LeonAust 9 месяцев назад +3

      🤣

    • @pockets67
      @pockets67 9 месяцев назад +2

      Cheltenham 😂

  • @Great_Sandwich
    @Great_Sandwich 9 месяцев назад +3

    This is truly one of the silliest channels to which I have subscribed.
    More, please.

  • @Ashfielder
    @Ashfielder 9 месяцев назад +51

    We were going to fight there, but then they told us the French had left so there was really no point.

    • @livethefuture2492
      @livethefuture2492 9 месяцев назад +4

      Strange how the only time the British went into Vietnam was after ww2 to help the French regain their colony back.

    • @thinkandrepent3175
      @thinkandrepent3175 9 месяцев назад

      As an American this made me laugh so much. The way the English and French fight like cats and dogs won't end until Jesus comes back I think :)

    • @johnnotrealname8168
      @johnnotrealname8168 8 месяцев назад

      @@thinkandrepent3175 The last time the French have been at war it was in Napoleon's time.

    • @operationcreation5583
      @operationcreation5583 Месяц назад

      ​@@johnnotrealname8168 what

    • @johnnotrealname8168
      @johnnotrealname8168 Месяц назад

      @@operationcreation5583 The French and British have not been at War with each other since 1815.

  • @PointyHairedJedi
    @PointyHairedJedi 9 месяцев назад +10

    "The Tetley Offensive" made me snort in a most undignified manner.

  • @whyjnot420
    @whyjnot420 9 месяцев назад +50

    I don't know if the Brits taking over a French colonial war is the most or least believable part.

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 9 месяцев назад +20

      And it actually happened in late 45. They were the only ones close enough to occupy south Vietnam until the French could rebuild their army (China occupied the north) and the Brits, using surrendered Japanese troops they promised to send back to Japan if they helped fought the Vietminh and drove them from saigon

    • @johnnotrealname8168
      @johnnotrealname8168 8 месяцев назад

      It would not have been a French Colonial War in the 1960s.

    • @whyjnot420
      @whyjnot420 8 месяцев назад

      @@johnnotrealname8168 Point is over there, its calling for you, apparently you missed it.

    • @johnnotrealname8168
      @johnnotrealname8168 8 месяцев назад

      @@whyjnot420 You never indicated it.

    • @whyjnot420
      @whyjnot420 8 месяцев назад

      @@johnnotrealname8168 The fact that you have no clue tells me everything I need to know.
      You can start to rectify that by brushing up on the 3 decades of the shitstorm we call the Vietnam War. Get some basic knowledge and you might not need someone to spell out a two letter word next time.

  • @EvilEndz
    @EvilEndz 9 месяцев назад +15

    We had our lads doing national service in the Malayan Emergency, and they had had quite enough of shooting at the jungle and the jungle shooting back and rarely, if ever, seeing the enemy you're supposed to be shooting at. I worked with a couple of veterans in the 90's who told me all about that nightmare.

    • @luxeternity
      @luxeternity 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@LeonAustbruh...that's the Confrontation not Malayan Emergency. Malayan Emergency is one fighting the communist

    • @moniruzzaman72
      @moniruzzaman72 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@LeonAustAmericans took big L

    • @LeonAust
      @LeonAust 9 месяцев назад

      That wiki page on this is some of the most putride wokism anti british shit ever.
      One has to review who writes this shit .................probably the CCP

    • @johnnotrealname8168
      @johnnotrealname8168 8 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah but the British won that one. It was violent sure but support for communism was stuck to the Chinese population largely, it was not a popular war (It also continued into the '90s.). In Kenya the British just went nuts.

  • @BrickLlew
    @BrickLlew 9 месяцев назад +22

    as a Welshman i found the Welsh encryption joke really funny

    • @antonycharnock2993
      @antonycharnock2993 9 месяцев назад +1

      Valley Talkers. Isn't it? Oh dear how sad.

    • @BrickLlew
      @BrickLlew 9 месяцев назад

      @@antonycharnock2993 wot

  • @teaandmedals
    @teaandmedals 9 месяцев назад +16

    That shark sounds bloody terrifying, the stuff of nightmares.
    P.s, the guy who lost his hand looked stumped when you asked him to reach for the sky.

  • @Somerset-Trains
    @Somerset-Trains 9 месяцев назад +32

    I love your videos, keep up the fabulous work!

  • @Erwin_Von_Heidenheim
    @Erwin_Von_Heidenheim 9 месяцев назад +28

    Absolutely love the channel great content

  • @brainflash1
    @brainflash1 9 месяцев назад +46

    "Because we already bailed out the French twice this century, now it's the Yanks' turn."

  • @Yokelmutt
    @Yokelmutt 9 месяцев назад +2

    Excellent production value lads. Thanks for the hard work.

  • @mintjulius275
    @mintjulius275 9 месяцев назад +2

    I only found your guys this year bit somehow I never expected a Vietnam video. Love it lads

  • @Herr_Franz
    @Herr_Franz 9 месяцев назад +5

    Nice squire upload how lovely

  • @alanpyne896
    @alanpyne896 9 месяцев назад +3

    Nothing beats the feeling I get when I see a new Squire video is up.

  • @owenmills3517
    @owenmills3517 9 месяцев назад +2

    Amazing vid as always my good man. Get some!

  • @CreateHarmony
    @CreateHarmony 9 месяцев назад +16

    ''he never used to sweat'', laughed so hard i made a snorting sound. Not often you hear a good prince Andrew joke, but that was one of them.

    • @CreateHarmony
      @CreateHarmony 9 месяцев назад +7

      Down to your last twix too, the horrors of war truly never cease to amaze me.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  9 месяцев назад +7

      I was hoping it wasn't too subtle.

    • @urlocal_comrade4131
      @urlocal_comrade4131 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@SquireComedy Can you do if band of brothers was a British film

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@urlocal_comrade4131it’s not a movie it’s a miniseries

    • @RotGoblin
      @RotGoblin 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@urlocal_comrade4131 Band of Boyo's, Welsh paratroopers landing behind enemy lines in deepest darkest Norfolk.
      The tagline? They've got Norfolk'n chance.

  • @kleptu_
    @kleptu_ 9 месяцев назад +21

    Guerilla warfare wouldn’t stand a chance against roadman tactics

  • @Spitfiresammons
    @Spitfiresammons 9 месяцев назад +14

    We need an “if midway was a British film”

  • @NoFalseMetal562
    @NoFalseMetal562 9 месяцев назад

    I always love a good squire video whenever it pops up into my feed

  • @peterpanini96
    @peterpanini96 8 месяцев назад

    We missed you guys thanks goodness you're back...

  • @BoarVessel-BCEtruscanCer-xy7et
    @BoarVessel-BCEtruscanCer-xy7et 9 месяцев назад +5

    3:36 felt to me like something straight out of The Thick Of It. Abslolute class work again.

  • @hmsbelfast2019
    @hmsbelfast2019 9 месяцев назад +7

    Our helicopter pilot Andrew who didn’t sweat’ excellent British humour

  • @elliott7531
    @elliott7531 9 месяцев назад +8

    Funny your helicopter pilot is named Andrew.. I heard that Prince Andrew used to fly helicopters for the Navy and he also can't sweat.. what a coincidence!

  • @michaelthurlow2286
    @michaelthurlow2286 9 месяцев назад +9

    Recently declassified documents stated that British SAS were in country conducting operations and were often attached to Australian SAS

    • @GlenRoss-ug5jm
      @GlenRoss-ug5jm 8 месяцев назад +1

      I've come across that about the British SAS doing black ops in Vietnam.

  • @beau6641
    @beau6641 9 месяцев назад +10

    Perhaps its because we hadn't figured out how to play Rule Britannia out of Huey mounted speakers

  • @jimmyjohnson7027
    @jimmyjohnson7027 9 месяцев назад +5

    Well, we were a bit busy back then. Malaya, Borneo, Aden, Northern Ireland.

    • @johnnotrealname8168
      @johnnotrealname8168 8 месяцев назад

      Northern-Ireland kicked off as America was leaving Vietnam.

    • @jimmyjohnson7027
      @jimmyjohnson7027 8 месяцев назад

      @@johnnotrealname8168 British troops deployed in Northern Ireland in August 1969. They were already stationed there, contrary to what some people think. America pulled combat troops out of Vietnam in 1973, and withdrew completely in 1975.

    • @johnnotrealname8168
      @johnnotrealname8168 8 месяцев назад

      @@jimmyjohnson7027 What is your point exactly?

    • @jimmyjohnson7027
      @jimmyjohnson7027 8 месяцев назад

      @@johnnotrealname8168 America was not pulling out of Vietnam in 1969. My last word.

    • @johnnotrealname8168
      @johnnotrealname8168 8 месяцев назад

      @@jimmyjohnson7027 It was, Richard Milhous Nixon ran on it and he was beginning to pull out. The height of deployment was the year before.

  • @salemmohammad8516
    @salemmohammad8516 9 месяцев назад

    This is a great video thank you 🤗🤗

  • @delwar41
    @delwar41 9 месяцев назад +11

    I read a book titled "A British GI in Vietnam." Very interesting how he fooled the US government into letting him be in combat. Worth a read if it is still available.

  • @reisen1932
    @reisen1932 9 месяцев назад +3

    The background music is hilarious 😂 and fitting. Mungo Jerry's "In the Summertime"

  • @DARTY132
    @DARTY132 9 месяцев назад +5

    Also former British army infantry, This is brilliant old chap! Comedy gold!

  • @stevelenox152
    @stevelenox152 9 месяцев назад

    Fantastic vid guys carnt wait to see what you come up with next

  • @Wolfboy_109
    @Wolfboy_109 9 месяцев назад

    What a great day to turn this mondays blue morning breakfast into a cheer one with some Squire movie
    Tq m8, love u guys

  • @pfdrtom
    @pfdrtom 9 месяцев назад +7

    Mungo Jerry instead of Fortunate Son!!!! You guys never fail to make me laugh. Thanks, from a 60 year old Texan.

  • @deebo5474
    @deebo5474 6 месяцев назад +3

    I love how they mixed green screen of vietnam with actual scenes in the british countryside. Very clever, love how much effort they put into these skits

  • @NottLiam
    @NottLiam 9 месяцев назад

    I refreshed my page 12 times, this did not come off the top row, that’s how u know I love squire

  • @firbolg
    @firbolg 6 месяцев назад

    Squire just gave me a lot of flashbacks to one of my mates when I was a military EMT. He was and hopefully still is a great bloke but he wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed, if you get my meaning.He had the same glasses and mannerisms! Loved this upload!

  • @surnis9043
    @surnis9043 9 месяцев назад +7

    Animal Lover lost his tatoo in the crash, very strange injury there. That's why is arm is numb, I guess. Fortunately, it reappeared by the time they found the guy by the tank. Good ink he used to draw it!

  • @dionjaywoollaston1349
    @dionjaywoollaston1349 9 месяцев назад +12

    We didn’t officially fight in the Vietnam war but we did send advisers for jungle warfare, I know this because my grandfather was one of them and there was a British leftenant who changed his nationality to fight because Britain had run out of wars to fight, he was in la drang valley with halmore

    • @thinkandrepent3175
      @thinkandrepent3175 9 месяцев назад +2

      Your Gramps was a brave man, thank you for helping the US Soldiers! Vietnam veterans were the best of the best. They get attacked constantly because the hippy movement couldn't stand that there were people who actually loved America and were willing to protect her.

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@thinkandrepent3175 he was also in the suiz canal during its crisis and was apparently close enough to one of the important leaders that he had him in his gun sights but was told not to shoot him, my grandads name was George Derek Williams

    • @jonnyj.
      @jonnyj. 9 месяцев назад

      @@thinkandrepent3175 Thats... not the reason. Like, at all. Do you know why so many people TODAY think the vietnam war was moronic? People didnt like getting 17 and 18 year old kids killed fighting in a totally unnecessary war that they ended up losing in the end. MANY european countries were very intelligent and wanted no part in it, despite america asking them for help.
      "Loved america." "Wanted to protect her." Yikes. That could be straight out of a propaganda book. Protect "her" from what? Lmao

    • @johnstuartsmith
      @johnstuartsmith 9 месяцев назад +2

      British advisors helped train American dog handling teams.

  • @hamish5214
    @hamish5214 9 месяцев назад

    This one was awesome! As always :)

  • @Nobody.exe50
    @Nobody.exe50 9 месяцев назад +2

    The change in music was a cool detail ,i died with the radio scene ☠☠,Welsh lmao .your humor as always spot on, love you guys,
    PD. That NVA officer YO FUC was it ? looks familiar

  • @garhull11
    @garhull11 9 месяцев назад +3

    That welsh encryption was superb 🙂

  • @brainflash1
    @brainflash1 9 месяцев назад +39

    But... they WERE actually short though. So much so it actually factored into their tactics, specifically the tunneling.

    • @ProjectEkerTest33
      @ProjectEkerTest33 9 месяцев назад +21

      Shhhh don't try to bring facts into political correctness

    • @penultimateh766
      @penultimateh766 9 месяцев назад +13

      Racist. The average Vietnamese and the average Texan are the same height. Any suggestion otherwise is biased camera angles.

    • @thelordofcringe
      @thelordofcringe 9 месяцев назад

      @@penultimateh766 Clearly, the evil capitalist dogs have rigged the imperial measurement system to ensure that weak effeminate americans always have a higher measurement than our herculean communist heroes.

    • @antonycharnock2993
      @antonycharnock2993 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@penultimateh766 Are Texans short then?😂

    • @MichaelJohnson-tw7dq
      @MichaelJohnson-tw7dq 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@antonycharnock2993 that’s a rather personal question

  • @jeffapplewhite5981
    @jeffapplewhite5981 9 месяцев назад

    Absolutely hilarious! Good one! Thanks!

  • @Frosty469
    @Frosty469 9 месяцев назад

    Great video!

  • @norikotakaya14292
    @norikotakaya14292 9 месяцев назад +32

    I'm a former US Marine infantryman (1st Battalion, 9th Marines, 1st Marine Division 83 - 87) and found this extremely hilarious. Are you sure your Lieutenant wasn't taken out by friendly fire, as he was a little too _snooty._ All of that political correctness is exactly what an officer would do. Keep up the good work, gents!

  • @jerrysmooth24
    @jerrysmooth24 9 месяцев назад +12

    Operation Banner had just as good a soundtrack as the Vietnam war you had all the same hits plus Joy Division and hip hop as well.

  • @Evaunit98
    @Evaunit98 9 месяцев назад

    Top rate video as always

  • @jasonnicholasschwarz7788
    @jasonnicholasschwarz7788 9 месяцев назад

    So many locations, amazing.

  • @KuwaharaBMXRider
    @KuwaharaBMXRider 8 месяцев назад +5

    Let's not forget the British who did fight in Vietnam.
    Alex Chisholm was 26 he emigrated to the US with his sister and joined the marine corps.
    Known as Scotty by his marine buddies SGT Alex Chisholm was killed in a mortar attack in Quang Tri province 1967.
    His body was returned to the uk and buried in Dumbarton

  • @_SavageMcCabbage
    @_SavageMcCabbage 9 месяцев назад +6

    "....and I'm down to my last Twix." 😂

  • @MediaMania1
    @MediaMania1 9 месяцев назад

    Hahaha that was great! Your doing Dorset proud lads lol looking forward to the next one :)

  • @dontcarejustwatchvid
    @dontcarejustwatchvid 8 месяцев назад

    The ad for Goat Guns was fantastic :) :)

  • @Oliverdixon14
    @Oliverdixon14 9 месяцев назад +6

    Good lord these videos are hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @reginaldscot165
    @reginaldscot165 9 месяцев назад +20

    “Get this man on an NHS waiting list.” That’s funny because I have family members who died that way.

  • @WilliamStreiff
    @WilliamStreiff 25 дней назад

    Bloody good show,,cheerio chaps😁👍

  • @chadsoucek4678
    @chadsoucek4678 9 месяцев назад +2

    I love your sponsored fills/ads. They’re funny and it mixes up the content. Way better than “this video is brought to you by____”

  • @Maximusb1527
    @Maximusb1527 9 месяцев назад +8

    There’s a mark Felton vid about the British in Vietnam
    From what I remember I think they were in nam in 1946, had a nice short fight with the viet Minh nearly pushed them back/out (maybe) until the French who were inexperience in jungle warfare asked them to leave

    • @johnnotrealname8168
      @johnnotrealname8168 8 месяцев назад

      The French are the ones who got Vietnam in the first place.

    • @feliscorax
      @feliscorax 6 месяцев назад +1

      Yep. All that experience gained under General Slim in the Burma campaign against the Japanese came in very handy. It’s the same reason the ANZACs, who fought in Papua New Guinea, were so bloody effective: lessons learnt.

    • @Maximusb1527
      @Maximusb1527 6 месяцев назад

      @@feliscorax there’s another reason my dad thought aswell
      I live in Australia, grew up going through the forests of nsw/Sydney with him, he says it’s because the floor vegetation are very similar, I went to Vietnam in 2019 and the ground in the rural forests looks identical
      I could tell where people had been. I assume the anzacs could the same or better

    • @Bo_Nidle
      @Bo_Nidle 6 месяцев назад +1

      The British liberated Indochina from the Japanese in WW2 and then fought and almost defeated the Viet Minh but then it was decided to hand Indochina back to its original French colonisers, mainly due to American political pressure, a move not popular with the people of that nation who rather liked the British in comparison to the French who they hated. The French blew it and were driven out in 1954 and then the Americans rocked up in 1963.

    • @johnnotrealname8168
      @johnnotrealname8168 6 месяцев назад

      @@Bo_Nidle This honestly seems like bull@#£%.

  • @beachside1
    @beachside1 9 месяцев назад +1

    Ah yeah The Tetkey offensive . You guys are killing me hahahaha. This video made my week. Keep on keep'n on

  • @TheFox-wi2ov
    @TheFox-wi2ov 5 месяцев назад +1

    The thumbnails so awesome

  • @longbeardbobson4710
    @longbeardbobson4710 9 месяцев назад +4

    The jungle sound effects really sold an English meadow as a tropical rainforest.

  • @bristolsonic
    @bristolsonic 9 месяцев назад +50

    A crew of British sailors docked at a US naval base and got invited to to a bar on base and were asked the question "why didn't the British help out in Vietnam?"
    The reply came back "well to be honest the Vietnamese didn't really need our help."
    Needless to say they were asked to leave.

    • @robertthomas3777
      @robertthomas3777 8 месяцев назад +6

      Brilliant.
      🇦🇺🦘👍🤭

    • @user-xq6se9uc1g
      @user-xq6se9uc1g 8 месяцев назад +3

      Britain did go to war with Vietnam in 1945.
      We won with the loss of 40 troops.
      It's easy to look up. it isn't a secret.

    • @TheIceman567
      @TheIceman567 8 месяцев назад

      @@user-xq6se9uc1gbut then lost in Indonesia

    • @johnnotrealname8168
      @johnnotrealname8168 8 месяцев назад

      This makes no sense, Britain was in N.A.T.O. and was committed to the anti-communist fight (As explained in their various anti-communist fights in Malaya and Kenya.).

    • @robertthomas3777
      @robertthomas3777 8 месяцев назад

      @@johnnotrealname8168 was Vietnam a NATO or UN sanctioned war?

  • @savageantelope3306
    @savageantelope3306 2 месяца назад

    Even everything down to the song choices is perfect

  • @marthaw7664
    @marthaw7664 5 месяцев назад

    You guys are so funny and creative

  • @herbert2300
    @herbert2300 9 месяцев назад +4

    No tea means no fighting in nam

  • @anishchand4420
    @anishchand4420 9 месяцев назад +3

    By 1960's the Bren Gun was chambered to 7.62x51 NATO or .308 Winchester from 303 British. And also the Royal Marines had FN MAG by 1960's

  • @Highice007
    @Highice007 9 месяцев назад

    I love how I get just about every reference Squire makes.

  • @AllAmericanWoman1390
    @AllAmericanWoman1390 8 месяцев назад

    LMFAO! the jaws scene cracked me up too much.
    the sound effects for the shark attacking the boat.