5:30 if you're average-looking, 1) you could choose to be attractive, 2) not be punished when you're kind, 3) just be savage with your friends in the group chat and that will count towards the "cruel act" and you'll be hot without anyone getting hurt or paying the price emotionally.
I'd be attractive when I do something cruel. The dark humour in the conversations between me and my mates makes Jimmy Carr look like a saint. I'd be a walking aphrodisiac from those conversations alone.
7:52 you can condition yourself to feel very fulfilled by making others happy. Also somehow universal balance will come back to your life pretty decent.
My nana and grandad spoke fluently backwards to each other. He passed away at the beginning of lockdown ages 97. Now my nana has no one to speak it with bless her. I love that they did this. ❤
i was sorta thinking the same but like with the technological advancements, like who would want the same phone forever. it would be like having an ipod now lol.
7:18 just gotta work on nanobots and you can do both: heal your mum and random strangers anonymously. If my mum found out I slagged off healing 100 other people just to make her immune, she's gonna be disappointed in me.
Hair on your head is hair on your head. But a mobile phones evolve every year... We cant even imagine what youre missing out on if youre not evolving with prob the most used and useful device ever
Tallest person vs Smallest I have to choose small the problem with being a tall person Is well the world is not meant for tall people doorways would be hell as a tall person small people yeah not a big deal
I would rather have unlimited data. You could store anything in your phone. Games, more games, photos, videos, and even more games. You could replace batteries.. It's harder to get more storage.
not saying your mom from diseases or not choosing your own happiness is a lie every human loves themselves the most and we are all selfish she is lying for the camera how can you admire that lol craazy
A year without music, i mean the only music i listen to these days are what is in video games and like movies/youtube. If it had been like 20 years ago the answer would have been opposite since i listened to music pretty much 24/7
To explain why unlimited data and unlimited battery us split so much, in my country data is incredibly expensive, and there's barely any free wifi anywhere and if there is it's horrible. It can't load videos or anything and even struggles with messages. I can only assume it's the same or aimilar in other countries as compared to many countries we are well of, although we are still 3rd world.
minter trying to slowely convince Talia to have kids is is killing me🤣🤣🤣
He really wants one
Ok
😂😂😂 Minter
bro also changed his answers from the reacts videos.
Kinda deep if you really think about it
Simon the only guy to be married have a house and a dog and still call himself a virgin😂
What the dog do?
I never knew you had to have sex to buy a house, a dog or get married!?
@@saksham79nah this actually made me laugh
@@christopherbeevor9315Yeah, but you'd think that after all that, that they'd try it out.
I know I would.
@@jishanborno I’m just playing dude. The fact JJ has said he’s heard them when they all lived together is all the evidence needed.
why is talia complaining about 4 babies when simon carries million in his balls, a true hero :,)
😂🤣
real.
Billions
Why is she complaining about cost of living wjen it dosent affect her lol
Those poor babies are denied of being brought to the world... That's just unfair
how does talia not know the doctor, plumber, engineer, & firefighter?
teacher aswell. man does everything.
Jack-off all trades, master of none. A truly talented gentlemen.
That's the problem... and look at Simon willing to introduce him to her
She doesn't belong to the streets
Thank god, I was literally rewatching old talia Tuesdays RN waiting for this one to post😂❤
Can I have a shoutout..
jobless behavior
@@LoveAndPositivity777 what
that's kinda weird not gonna lie. well you be you I guess.
5:30 if you're average-looking, 1) you could choose to be attractive, 2) not be punished when you're kind, 3) just be savage with your friends in the group chat and that will count towards the "cruel act" and you'll be hot without anyone getting hurt or paying the price emotionally.
3:51 “WHO SAID THAT”
“ethan”
“oh..”
she knew he aint normal😭😭
Lolil
Talia acting like she doesn't know Johnny has to bee the biggest cap ever😂🧢
Ikr
Newsflash; The majority of women don’t watch porn
@@christopherbeevor9315that’s a lie 😂😂
@christopherbeevor9315 who told you that
Tbf I genuinely didn’t recognise him tho.
Might be cause I exclusively watch nugget porn but
Talia and Simon are the cutest always
2:30 Simon, there were two teenage siblings who learned to speak backwards fluently just like you said, believe it or not!
that's crazy
Since there’s Talia Tuesday, Talia should have Simon Sunday
Talia give this man a baby
I'm still not confident with my English and he telling me to learn words backward???💀
I'd be attractive when I do something cruel. The dark humour in the conversations between me and my mates makes Jimmy Carr look like a saint. I'd be a walking aphrodisiac from those conversations alone.
Both of you dont do this again 😂😂
Talia Cares so so much which is beautiful and Simon keeps reading new meanings to it 😂😂😂
I got so disoriented by the fact that they chose cheese before chocolate. But then I realised we have different food styles😅
1:19 - Talia spitting fax here.
i like how simon reacted to the basically same video on sidemen reacts, but he had different answers for a few of the same questions
talia not knowing jonny sins is hilarious 😂
3:34 She should watch "2girls 1cup" 😂😂
The standard of living for rich in middle ages is worse than being poor now. Being rich meant you owned lots of land, but also lots of responsibility.
God talia looks STUNNING respectfully ofc
7:52 you can condition yourself to feel very fulfilled by making others happy. Also somehow universal balance will come back to your life pretty decent.
My nana and grandad spoke fluently backwards to each other. He passed away at the beginning of lockdown ages 97. Now my nana has no one to speak it with bless her. I love that they did this. ❤
Not even weirdly, talia looks absolutely amazing and stunning
Bruh by 2035 IPhone 14 won’t even be working anymore. Ofc I’m taking the same haircut forever
i was sorta thinking the same but like with the technological advancements, like who would want the same phone forever. it would be like having an ipod now lol.
Isn't this the same would you rather on the Sidemenreacts channel?
Yes is talia Tuesday is awesome
3:52 i love her, true tho ethan be wildin
6:06 lmaoooo
Is it just me or did Simon start looking a lot more older compared to the other sidemen.
6:00 She definitely knew him. She litterly said "this random Jonney" before simon even told his name😂
she literally said "donny" which is a synonym to guy/man. Can you hear properly?
Simon is so disrespectful. He just called the most experienced man in the world an adult film actor. He's been everything from a plumber to a doctor.
talia is a comic book
😂😂😂
how oftwn does Talia watch herself in the camera? Yes!
7:18 just gotta work on nanobots and you can do both: heal your mum and random strangers anonymously. If my mum found out I slagged off healing 100 other people just to make her immune, she's gonna be disappointed in me.
Hair on your head is hair on your head. But a mobile phones evolve every year... We cant even imagine what youre missing out on if youre not evolving with prob the most used and useful device ever
fax. can’t believe they picked that.
Tallest person vs Smallest I have to choose small the problem with being a tall person Is well the world is not meant for tall people doorways would be hell as a tall person small people yeah not a big deal
Hey Simon and taila your channels are awesome and taila your latest music video is freaking incredible 👍 👍👍👍👍
Unlimited battery Any Day! I have Monthly data . It regenerates every month on the 15th of every month (Full on the 16th.) Easy
Simon got a trim
Simons haircut is nice
Ass
Can I have a shoutout..
be tired no matter how much you sleep, well that my life with lupus lol
I would rather have unlimited data. You could store anything in your phone.
Games, more games, photos, videos, and even more games.
You could replace batteries..
It's harder to get more storage.
Simon literally showed Johny Films to Talia in public😮. U naughty naaughty😂
how can Talia say no one would learn backwards speaking, when we all literally did this in school so teachers had no idea what we were talking about
Just say sdrawckab for example. Then it’ll just be backwards
talia definitely knew who johnny sins was
Fact he also gives her his chair and he used the poor one 😂
Simon's headset hair
I admire Talia’s logic😂
u admire lying to not get cancelled
not saying your mom from diseases or not choosing your own happiness is a lie every human loves themselves the most and we are all selfish she is lying for the camera how can you admire that lol craazy
I think I'm selfish person because of some choices I made like saving my Mom and discovering alien
Ayy I would def learn speaking backwards but I’d have to pick walk backwards there lol
When will Simon and JJ's relationship end? Will they keep going when JJ's married with 17 kids?
Simon thinking his way around so many of these is peak
A year without music, i mean the only music i listen to these days are what is in video games and like movies/youtube. If it had been like 20 years ago the answer would have been opposite since i listened to music pretty much 24/7
To explain why unlimited data and unlimited battery us split so much, in my country data is incredibly expensive, and there's barely any free wifi anywhere and if there is it's horrible. It can't load videos or anything and even struggles with messages. I can only assume it's the same or aimilar in other countries as compared to many countries we are well of, although we are still 3rd world.
The best couple on RUclips 🤩
Simon arms are veiny
He’s really working out
Omg
If you just say draw backwards then you could say word
Having a headache every day of your life is so debilitating. Would take a toothache any day 100%
A unicorn is actually a single horned rhino 🦏
While a bicorn is a double horned rhino 😅
Give simon minter his kids
simon that headset trim is viol
They just took this from a sidemenreacts video
I’ve had the same hair style for 18 years 💀
1:54 'I found both, talia and jj.... In that order'
Simon just like me when talk about child to your wife or girlfriend
Love you guys!
rhinos are unicorns they only depicted as horses 200 years ago
I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS KEEP GOING
5:30 no one says you have to do cruel acts tho
Simon checking his sperm count after this, and finding out Talia has been feeding him sperm diminishing chemicals...
If simon minter wants me to learn a new language then i will learn a new language
Rly said that doesn't count when it was revealed Ethan would eat his own crap😂
Conservative muslim : I dont hear any music at all 😂
clean my horse got me dead🤣
Bro it just hit me that I'm getting old
Simon changes them no matter what channel he’s on
Her arm looks like a school desk. 😂
I would bring pokemon to life
Simons head dent bro
Talia looking like the new fortnite skin from the battlepass
0:50 you didnt need to what?😂 💩
Simon with the headset hair...
How does talia not know who Johnny sins is 😂
Simon: and like that briget is number one
Simon U know u chatin bull
When's the wifey wensdey going to come?
2:30 !dluow I
am i the only person that saw that simon has that head set dip in his head
No kids for them then
the funny thing being is that Johnny Sins is probably more famous than Simon and this isn’t a joke
Bro won life
tooth pain is the worst because of all the nerves around there
talia and Simon having a baby confirmed
See simon we love you but I ain't learning no language for you 🙂😂
Does bro have a dent in his head from his headphones?
It’s very normal for streamers to have a dent in their head
People who drink kopi luwak 👀👀👀👀
(Beans sourced from animal poop, to make coffee beans, then into coffee)
Love u both so much , have a greattt day
SIMON WANTS CHILDREN!!!!!
I REPEAT SIMON WANTS CHILDREN!!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨